Tide by GinoBiffaroni

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Tide

POSTED BY: GINOBIFFARONI
UPDATED: Sunday, September 13, 2009 05:20
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Saturday, September 12, 2009 2:22 PM

Dear Tide:

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.

Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.

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Saturday, September 12, 2009 2:59 PM

TRAVELER

I have used Tide all my life and so has my mother. I am so happy that someone else knows the wonderful results you get from this product. From barbecue sauce to beet juice and every bloody thing in between, nothing can compare to Tide.

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler

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Saturday, September 12, 2009 5:56 PM

KINGEICHOLZ

A little off topic isn't this?If i were to post something like this i would get jumped on for being a troll.

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Saturday, September 12, 2009 7:01 PM

FREEBROWNCOAT

If I wasn't laughing so hard I'd have to say it was off. Uh, topic.

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Saturday, September 12, 2009 8:14 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

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Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
A little off topic isn't this?If i were to post something like this i would get jumped on for being a troll.

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

If you were to post something like that, it would come out unintelligible.

And you ARE a troll.

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Sunday, September 13, 2009 12:41 AM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse

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Originally posted by KingEICHOLZ:
A little off topic isn't this?If i were to post something like this i would get jumped on for being a troll.

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

Oh look,doesn't want to be a troll but then steals somebody else's tagline with the sole purpose of irritating them.You have proved yourself a prick yet again.

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Sunday, September 13, 2009 5:20 AM

FREELANCERTEX

lol, I got that snippet in an email once. soooooooo bad.

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