CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #17 by TenthCrewMember

GRATZ, ASARIAN!!

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ZOE: "Me with the watching you bathe" huh? I think that might not be this planet. WASH: But it was a nice try, right?

bun muddy browncoat

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Wednesday, November 25, 2009 6:36 PM

FREEBROWNCOAT

Zoe: So this is where all those beagle droppings go.

"Just step around that. Looks like something's been living in here."

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Wednesday, November 25, 2009 10:06 PM

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When Inara failed to check in, the crew hurried to the landing coordinates she'd given them.

bun ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Thursday, November 26, 2009 3:51 AM

GEEZER

Mal: Yep, that's quite the crater.

Zoe. Well, Sir, I told you not to let Jayne eat so much bean dip.

Wash: Especially with jalapenos instead of green chilies.

Kaylee: Ohhh. I don't feel too good my own self.

"Keep the Shiny side up"

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Thursday, November 26, 2009 4:51 AM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse

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Originally posted by FloralBunny: GRATZ, ASARIAN!! Quote:
Mal;"Oh my dear and fluffy Lord!" Kaylee;"How do they not drop them?" Zoe;"Ok dear, go ahead and say it" Wash;"You see-GEESE-I TOLD you they juggled geese!!"

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Thursday, November 26, 2009 7:35 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

" Jayne, is there something WRONG with your BUNK ?"

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Thursday, November 26, 2009 11:29 AM

ROFL, newold!

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ZOE: Sir? You recognize this? MAL: I...I think it's a Hellmouth!

bun in the sun

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Thursday, November 26, 2009 12:40 PM

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Originally posted by NewOldBrownCoat: "Jayne, is there something WRONG with your BUNK?"

ROFL, newold!

-- "Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Thursday, November 26, 2009 12:47 PM

WASH: Oops!? MAL: Oops?? You landed Serenity on the Magistrate, is all! KAYLEE: Perhaps we can still use him as a hood ornament?

Or,

Minutes after Wash blew another crater in their little moon.

-- "Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Thursday, November 26, 2009 1:01 PM

Can't beat the bunk one, I'm afraid. But let's give it another try.

MAL: Whoa! ZOE: You have to let it all go, Sir. Fear... doubt... and disbelief. MAL: Okie dokie. Free my mind... no problem. KAYLEE: So, what if he makes it? WASH: No one's ever made the first jump.

-- "Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Thursday, November 26, 2009 2:50 PM

You guys are so good...wah...

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MAL: Seems like someone lost sight of the First Rule of Holes.

bun still digging

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Thursday, November 26, 2009 9:50 PM

From the the-classics-never-die dept.

WASH: There he is! KAYLEE: What, behind the rabbit? WASH: It is the rabbit! ZOE: Go on, Sir. Chop his head off! MAL: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!

-- "Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Thursday, November 26, 2009 10:05 PM

WASH: ECHO! ...echo... KAYLEE: Oh my! RIVER (from deep below): "Post holer. For digging holes for posts."

-- "Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Friday, November 27, 2009 6:04 AM

A tree fell in the forest, and only Kaylee cared.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Friday, November 27, 2009 11:14 AM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Mal: Yep, it's a hole alright.

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Friday, November 27, 2009 12:05 PM

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MAL: Saw that comin' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Once again, Mal's quest for a pony and a plastic rocket remains unsatisfied. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

bun python fan

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Saturday, November 28, 2009 2:08 PM

ROFL at all of yours, asarian

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ANNOUNCER (OS): Mud -- or Milk? For this challenge, teams will choose between bricking a shipment of mud and helping to bottle the week's supply of Mudder's Milk. At the completion of either task, you will receive your next clue.

bun amazed

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Saturday, November 28, 2009 3:44 PM

CHOLLETT

Mal: "Now, I dunno about you, but I pictured the Grand Canyon on Earth-That-Was to be a mite bigger." Zoe: "It's been over 500 years, Sir." Wash: "...and I was gonna make my voice all echoey and everything!"

OR

Mal: "Whoa. So that's a Sarlacc." Zoe: "I hear even Fett went in there." Wash: "I think the teeth capture it; you know, it's essence." Kaylee: "Everywhere I go, its teeth keep following me...."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Sunday, November 29, 2009 9:23 AM

Wash: So that's where the cat landed after I hit it with the Mule...

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Sunday, November 29, 2009 2:17 PM

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WASH: Hoo! Hee! Wow! Well, they say any landing you can walk away from is a good one. ZOE: Mm-mm. My man can sure fly, can't he, sir? KAYLEE: Don't worry, Captain. I'll get busy fixing her soon's she cools down enough to work on. MAL: Dear and fluffy Joss, if this is a cleverly concealed cast-cull I'd like to point out that you missed one. Right. There. At the end of the line.

bun O, holey plot, the stars are brightly act---ing...

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Sunday, November 29, 2009 5:53 PM

MISSTRESSAHARA

MAL: Huh, now ain't that a sight to behold.

WASH: A statue's bad enough, but hundreds of miniatures?

KAYLEE: They just keep starin'.

{{{*********~A footer is the closing of an article, not a kinky sex move~*********}}}

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Monday, November 30, 2009 9:07 AM

God was wrong. - Mr. Bright, DRIVE

Nathan: Well, shit. Jewel: Tried to tell ya, it's only a model. Gina: Not exactly a leaf on the wind... Alan: More like a rock on the wind. Nathan: Think QMx will give me a refund? Other 3 in unison: No.

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Monday, November 30, 2009 12:49 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Zoe: And you bought a time share here? Mal: This golf course looked much better in the brochure.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

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Monday, November 30, 2009 1:34 PM

God was wrong. - Mr. Bright, DRIVE

(in poor taste...)

Zoe: So tell me again why we are watching Inara and River bathe in the creek?

OR (in poorer taste...)

Wash: See? You don't need guns to blow a new crater in a moon. Zoe: I see that, Dear. Anyone else in the mood for chili? Kaylee: Ain't nothin' left but his boots! Mal: I really thought he'd get thinner goin' out that airlock...

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Monday, November 30, 2009 1:38 PM

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Originally posted by daveshayne:

MAL: Not as good-looking as you promised, Wash. WASH: No, these are the preliminary ladies. Crowd's not hardly here yet. Want some snacks? Yak on a stick is good here. Dog, not so much. And there are jugs of water to throw in, too. ZOE & KAYLEE: This is a meeting of Male Chauvinist Pigs or what?

bun muddy browncoat

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Monday, November 30, 2009 1:43 PM

God was wrong. - Mr. Bright, DRIVE

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Originally posted by Ryce: A tree fell in the forest, and only Kaylee cared.

Y'know, I had to look at the image twice to get that. Priceless. :) Nice work RYCE.

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Monday, November 30, 2009 5:52 PM

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Y'know, I had to look at the image twice to get that. Priceless. :) Nice work RYCE.

:biggrin: Thanks! I tried to work the fact that the tree fell on a mime in there, but couldn't.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Monday, November 30, 2009 5:53 PM

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Originally posted by daveshayne: Zoe: And you bought a time share here? Mal: This golf course looked much better in the brochure.

LOL. :)

-- "Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Tuesday, December 01, 2009 3:37 PM

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Originally posted by Ryce: :biggrin: Thanks! I tried to work the fact that the tree fell on a mime in there, but couldn't.

That would have been hi-larious. :) Like:

A tree fell on a mime, and not even Kaylee cared.

-- "Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Wednesday, December 02, 2009 11:31 AM

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A tree fell on a mime, and not even Kaylee cared.

Love it!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Wednesday, December 02, 2009 12:17 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Gratz Asarian

Mal: So here is us, on the raggedy edge.

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Wednesday, December 02, 2009 2:35 PM

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MAL: Sneaky Jayne and his gorram grenades...

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Wednesday, December 02, 2009 4:13 PM

God was wrong. - Mr. Bright, DRIVE

Kaylee: Cap'n, I don't think this twig of a tree is gonna cut it as a bridge.

Anywho, last day for submissions! I will be setting up the voting tomorrow! Good luck, all!

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Wednesday, December 02, 2009 4:16 PM

God was wrong. - Mr. Bright, DRIVE

MAL (sings): ...I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra... ZOE: Sir, don't make me kill you.

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Wednesday, December 02, 2009 4:30 PM

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Originally posted by FloralBunny: MAL: Sneaky Jayne and his gorram grenades...

ROFL. :)

-- "Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Wednesday, December 02, 2009 4:37 PM

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Originally posted by Ryce: Quote:
A tree fell on a mime, and not even Kaylee cared.

Love it!

Mime jokes are always fun. :)

-- If a tree falls on a mime, does the mime make any sound?

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Wednesday, December 02, 2009 5:29 PM

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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

MAL (sings): ...I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra... ZOE: Sir, don't make me kill you.

BWAH! :blast: TCM

I'm a bamboo-jack and I'm okay, TCM? Heh.

The crew visits the wreckage of Earth-That-Was. WASH: NavMap said it was a "Large Hadron Collider." MAL: Deep son of a bitch. ZOE: There's a story about a bird and a piece of bread... KAYLEE: Only a legend.

bun

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Wednesday, December 02, 2009 5:44 PM

MENDUR

Zoe: "Sir, would this be why you had Jayne 'scout ahead'?" Mal: " ... maybe." Kaylee: "He's all staked out and ... naked." Wash: "At least now we know why his mom gave him a girl's name." Jayne (in hole): "Gorram it! Get me out of here!"

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

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Friday, December 04, 2009 4:26 AM

Mal: Jayne, that's not what the Hokey Pokey means by "shake it all about".

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Friday, December 04, 2009 4:27 AM

FloralBunny wrote:

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The crew visits the wreckage of Earth-That-Was. WASH: NavMap said it was a "Large Hadron Collider." MAL: Deep son of a bitch. ZOE: There's a story about a bird and a piece of bread... KAYLEE: Only a legend.

LMAO!!!!!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Friday, December 04, 2009 4:28 AM

TCM wrote:

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MAL (sings): ...I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra... ZOE: Sir, don't make me kill you.

Inara (OS): So that's where my high heels went...

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Friday, December 04, 2009 10:09 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Badger(OS): This is my Gorram den, and I don't like the way you look down at me. 'Specially you you in the ugly shirt, Blondie.

--------------------------------------------- How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Friday, December 04, 2009 11:33 AM

God was wrong. - Mr. Bright, DRIVE

VOTING TIME!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1110465

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Sunday, December 06, 2009 2:19 PM

Y'all voting??

bun the bumper

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Sunday, December 06, 2009 7:56 PM

RAHLMACLAREN

I know, I'm too little, too late, but I just thought of one.

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Wash: What is that? Mal: Don't know, but that hatch ain't openin'.

And yes, I voted.

-------------------------------------------------- Find here the Serenity you seek. -Tara Maclay

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Monday, December 07, 2009 5:03 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

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Originally posted by ReaverInA1985Riviera: Badger(OS): This is my Gorram den, and I don't like the way you look down at me. 'Specially you you in the ugly shirt, Blondie.

lol, where u been '85? WB.

Great ones this round guys! it was a toughie.

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Monday, December 07, 2009 6:46 AM

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Lovely & LOLworthy, Rahl. Never too late for a good laugh.

or even a lame one~~~~~~ MAL: There's votin' going on right under our noses!!

bun Frisky Browncoat

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Monday, December 07, 2009 2:45 PM

MAL: Summerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

I know, I know. Makes me a bump-hog. But not a warthog.

bun XOXOXOXOXOXO

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Wednesday, December 09, 2009 2:49 AM