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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #24

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Monday, August 2, 2010 11:33 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Okay, sorry for the wait folks! I started a new job, had to work a festival for the band I merch for and well, enough about me, this is about you! And in particular, the winner of the last CT, BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER!!! Boy that's a mouthful! If I type it does that make it a handful? Anyway, the landslide victorious caption:


That was rutting hi-larious! Nicely done!
Now let's don some new tightpants and get captioning!

Zoe: You see that skywriting, sir?
Mal: You're...canceled...love...fox? What's that mean, you s'pose?

Right, I'm still bitter. :P
Caption away, Tightpantsers!


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Monday, August 2, 2010 12:37 PM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Okay, sorry for the wait folks! I started a new job, had to work a festival for the band I merch for and well, enough about me, this is about you! And in particular, the winner of the last CT, BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER!!! Boy that's a mouthful! If I type it does that make it a handful? Anyway, the landslide victorious caption:


That was rutting hi-larious! Nicely done!
Now let's don some new tightpants and get captioning!

Zoe: You see that skywriting, sir?
Mal: You're...canceled...love...fox? What's that mean, you s'pose?

Right, I'm still bitter. :P
Caption away, Tightpantsers!


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Oh...that's nice one, TCM! Let's see...how's about:

In between shellings, Mal and Zoe decided to entertain the troops by practicing their "Godzilla is coming this way!" faces



"The revenge of the beaten comes in refusing to fall." -- Mal, in "The Losing Side - Chapter 45" by jetflair

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Monday, August 2, 2010 12:38 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Mega-gratz, BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER!!!
Deserving of a landslide, or spaceslide, or...



ZOE: God, I hate Shark Week, sir! Look what it does to my hair.
MAL: And these Hide-a-Gills(TM) don't work so hot, neither (gasp). Wait! Is that a hammerhead up there?


bun

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Monday, August 2, 2010 9:33 PM

DMAANLILEILTT


Even after experiencing the horrors of Serenity Valley, nothing could prepare Mal and Zoe for the unspeakable terror of....The Jayne Sponge-Bathing Scene.

"I really am ruggedly handsome, aren't I?"

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Tuesday, August 3, 2010 5:59 AM

MUTT999


Congrats BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER!



Zoe: "..And in terms of a plan?"
Mal: "We fight."
Zoe: "Bit more specific, sir?"
Mal: "Well, personally, I kinda wanna slay the.."
Zoe: "Sir, if you say it, I WILL hurt you!"



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Tuesday, August 3, 2010 7:07 AM

MENDUR




They could handle the Alliance.
They could handle the Reavers.
But how will our heroes fare against ...
the Microsoft Blue Screen of Death?!

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Tuesday, August 3, 2010 2:36 PM

FLORALBUNNY





Mal and Zoe follow an old strategy: Good crop, bad crop.



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Tuesday, August 3, 2010 11:57 PM

INVADERCHAT





Yes, it's a little dark/grim but comon'! 'Splodin apples!

Oh, and I kinda assumed anyone could post here, sorry if it's a closed competition or something.
If it is I'll gladly pack up and be on my merry ^_^

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Wednesday, August 4, 2010 6:54 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by InvaderChat:



Yes, it's a little dark/grim but comon'! 'Splodin apples!

Oh, and I kinda assumed anyone could post here, sorry if it's a closed competition or something.
If it is I'll gladly pack up and be on my merry ^_^



Closed competition? Oh, heck no, son! Do I look like a ruttin' Alliance fed to you? Last time I checked my belly wasn't purple, nor my hands blue! This is for all Browncoats! Caption whenever and as often as you like! You can even dig up the old caption contests and add to them if you like!

Also, have to say, you're the first to actually post by modifying the image! Been doing this game (in one form or another) for 5 years and you're the first! Also, excellent caption! :)


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Wednesday, August 4, 2010 2:17 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Welome, new captioners, whoever you may be. Grab some mudder's milk and a strawberry and go at it. We need all the help we can get.



MAL: Double rainbow!
ZOE: All the way!
MAL: What does it mean?
ZOE: Dunno, sir, but it's distracting us from that tsunami coming in over here.

bun

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Wednesday, August 4, 2010 3:23 PM

INVADERCHAT


Well pardon the insult then, must've been hangin 'round the Core too long with all their rules

Hah, I might do that, 5 years worth of hilarity filled captions? Can't resist.

Why thankyou, I had a difficult time deciding if it was actually funny...people endin' at the torso and all but in the end I just had to go with it.

Oh, I thought that it was normal 'cause of that winner of the last one up the top there, or do you do the editing after the winning caption is chosen?

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Wednesday, August 4, 2010 3:31 PM

FLORALBUNNY


TCM likes to doll them up in his usual understated fashion once they become Big Weiners, but now that you've tricked up a photo I suppose we'll all have to do it.
Groooooooooooan....
Just teasing, y'all.

bun
not really as waspish as you think

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Wednesday, August 4, 2010 10:48 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Oh, you'll see, InvaderChat, there's lots of kinds of humor in these contests:

corny
wacky
creepy
cheesy
naughty
silly
goofy
punny
ironic
gallows
dry

you name it. Anything goes, so long as it isn't personal...unless it's about yourself, or you know they can take a joke, of if there's a woman involved, or if I'm getting paid...especially if I am getting paid. ;)



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Wednesday, August 4, 2010 11:03 PM

INVADERCHAT


And to think...we could have lived a peaceful existence where we never had to edit a photo ever. All thanks to me it's been ruined...I just feel awful.

Haha well that's good then, I shall be on the lookout for all varieties of funny.
Looking back at these older ones it's already starting to show.

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Wednesday, August 4, 2010 11:23 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Also, don't forget, you may enter as often as you like. No limits. Only, keep in mind, you may end up competing against your own captions!!!

I try not to let that happen, but on occasion it does. Once I think someone had 3 of the 7 entries!

Anyway, enjoy!

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Thursday, August 5, 2010 3:10 PM

FLORALBUNNY




MAL: New captioners incoming!! Dive! Dive!
ZOE: You think there'll be fart jokes, sir?
JAYNE (OS): I hope so. TCM hopes so.

bun
fart jokes in confined space: ewww

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Thursday, August 5, 2010 3:29 PM

PUMAMANREDUX




When Christmas Carolling goes horribly wrong

or

Nathan and Gina in the re-imagineered Oliver Twist

or

Images from an Evil Dead re-boot

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Thursday, August 5, 2010 9:51 PM

FLORALBUNNY




ZOE: I'm looking for the boy with the shimmerwine.
MAL: Okay, as long as it's not Mr. Goodbar.

bun

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Thursday, August 5, 2010 11:12 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




ZOE: I've got a bad feeling about this...
MAL: I know, right? These pants are way too loose and besides---huh. Are those reavers?
ZOE: Yessir.
MAL: And me, without my sewing kit...

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Thursday, August 5, 2010 11:25 PM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:


Zoe; Sir, am I seeing things,or did that guy just get kicked into the ship's engine?

Mal;I sure did.God, that's disgusting.Damn Alliance barbarians.Now THAT is something I would never do!!!

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Friday, August 6, 2010 4:30 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Mal: Now there's something you don't see every day.
Zoe: How much did Jayne have to drink last nigh--Dear god! That's not a firearm...
Mal: And here I thought Vera was his biggest weapon.

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Friday, August 6, 2010 9:54 AM

FLORALBUNNY




Reduced to working Blue Sun fashion shoots, Mal & Zoe knew they were scraping the bottom of the barrel.
MAL: Do these pants make my...
ZOE (cuts in): Oh, shut up. Sir.

bun

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Friday, August 6, 2010 1:00 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Cranking up your caption a bit, TCM:

Zoe: You see that skywriting, sir?
Mal: You're...canceled...love...fox? What's that mean, you s'pose?
Book (OS): Something on the order of "Go Home Dorothy," I'd surmise.



bun
cranky

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Friday, August 6, 2010 2:09 PM

MUTT999




Zoe: "You HAD to pick the year 2511!"
Mal: "Never mind that, we gotta find 1.21 jigawatts, and fast!"




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Saturday, August 7, 2010 5:30 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Zoe: Get back! Stay close to Gandalf!
Mal: They have a net troll...

*snicker*

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Sunday, August 8, 2010 5:54 AM

PUMAMANREDUX




(os) "I want my two dollars"

(Mal) "Ai ya, wo mun wan leh; I thoght I'd lost him Sergeant"

(Zoe) "Why did you try to run away from him, Captain"


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Sunday, August 8, 2010 8:31 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by PumamanRedux:


(os) "I want my two dollars"

(Mal) "Ai ya, wo mun wan leh; I thoght I'd lost him Sergeant"

(Zoe) "Why did you try to run away from him, Captain"



Better Off Dead...great movie!
That, and One Crazy Summer, makes a great double feature!

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Monday, August 9, 2010 8:12 AM

FLORALBUNNY



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MAL: OMG, that's not Joss.
ZOE: It's...it's David Lynch!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~




bun

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Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:41 AM

PUMAMANREDUX


Trainspotting gone horribly wrong

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Wednesday, August 11, 2010 11:33 AM

FLORALBUNNY




ZOE: What's this blue haze about, sir?
MAL: My guess -- Jayne's in his bunk, OD'd on sildenafil again.
ZOE: Supposed to quit after four hours, right?
MAL: No, ah, that's another effect.

bun

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Wednesday, August 11, 2010 12:27 PM

FLORALBUNNY



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mal had a habit of giving away their position.
MAL: ♪♪...Nel blu, dipinto di blu....♪♪
ZOE: Pitchy, sir.

bun

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Friday, August 13, 2010 12:03 PM

FLORALBUNNY


bump
this is too tasty to miss

bun

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Sunday, August 15, 2010 5:07 AM

RYCE


Mal: I couldn't help it. It just popped in there.
Zoe: What? What "just popped in there?"
Mal: I--I--I tried to think...No! It can't be!
Zoe: What is it?
Mal: It can't be!
Zoe: What did you do, Cap'n?!
Mal: [resignedly] It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man...Funny us going out like this. Killed by a hundred-foot marshmallow man.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Monday, August 16, 2010 1:26 PM

FLORALBUNNY




MAL: Are you in the Forsaken?
ZOE: Yessir, long time, sir.
MAL: Then what's all the palaver about?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Shaq vs. the Firefly crew!!!
ZOE: Who's winning, sir?
MAL: We are. I think.


bun
charter member

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Tuesday, August 17, 2010 3:37 AM

INVADERCHAT





Oh ho! Multiple entries eh?
Too bad I can only muster up one funny remark every eight months...
Oh well, I will try.

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Tuesday, August 17, 2010 3:48 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Quote:

Originally posted by InvaderChat:



Oh ho! Multiple entries eh?
Too bad I can only muster up one funny remark every eight months...
Oh well, I will try.


Add 'em up, friend!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MAL: This is the last time. The last time with gorram GPS!
ZOE: Maybe GPS "borrowed" from Badger wasn't such a good idea, Sir.

bun

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Friday, August 20, 2010 5:02 AM

ASARIAN




MAL: Sky People!
ZOE: "Sir?!"
MAL: "Sorry; got a little confused there. Wonder why."


--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Friday, August 20, 2010 7:49 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




MAL: Whoa, that thing got a Capissen 38?
ZOE: Looks like.
MAL: When the war's over, I'm getting a ship with one.
ZOE: You do see that it is falling right out of the sky, right?
MAL: Huh. Might have to rethink that plan.


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Friday, August 20, 2010 7:51 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!

Is the next day I have enough free time to do some stuff, so get your final submissions in and I'll get the voting up on SUNDAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!

(yeah, I need more than 3 hours of sleep...gah!)


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Saturday, August 21, 2010 8:22 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Bump for last chance

bun

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Sunday, August 22, 2010 9:34 PM

DMAANLILEILTT


Zoe: Why is that moon heading towards us?

Mal: That's no moon, it's a space-station. I wonder what it's for?

"I really am ruggedly handsome, aren't I?"

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Monday, August 23, 2010 12:00 AM

INVADERCHAT


Quote:

Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Quote:

Originally posted by InvaderChat:



Oh ho! Multiple entries eh?
Too bad I can only muster up one funny remark every eight months...
Oh well, I will try.


Add 'em up, friend!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MAL: This is the last time. The last time with gorram GPS!
ZOE: Maybe GPS "borrowed" from Badger wasn't such a good idea, Sir.

bun



Curses! Not mathmatics!


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Monday, August 23, 2010 2:19 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


That's good stuff there InvaderChat!

Okay folks, you know what time it is?

That's right! VOTING TIME!!!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1119487

Vote for the 2 captions you like best!


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Tuesday, August 24, 2010 3:59 PM

FLORALBUNNY


bump

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Thursday, August 26, 2010 4:58 PM

FLORALBUNNY


bump again for visibility
please vote as often as possible
and then bump

bun

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Sunday, August 29, 2010 1:43 AM

INVADERCHAT


Why thankyou for the compliment ^_^
Eh? Vote as often as possible? Are we meant to vote multiple times or something?

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Sunday, August 29, 2010 11:21 AM

FLORALBUNNY


Dunno, Invader. Can you get away with it?
I never tried unless I got away with it by accident through sheer forgetfulness.

bun

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Monday, August 30, 2010 2:45 PM

INVADERCHAT


And the answer is...'no'.
Which is good 'cause then we would have all manner of rigging going on :P

*EDIT*

By the way, TCM, was the name of the actual poll caused by a primary buffer panel flying past your head or what?

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