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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #48

POSTED BY: TENTHCREWMEMBER
UPDATED: Thursday, September 12, 2013 19:17
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Tuesday, July 2, 2013 2:32 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Well well well...another quality victory for a proven Tightpants veteran!
Congrats to BOBSC!! (BookOnBoardSystemComputer; though I noticed the site now truncates you to BookOnBoardSystemCom *shrug*) Anyway, here's his well deserved victory:


Now on to a bigger damner (What? It's a word...now...) hero: Jayne!!


Jayne was more than a little upset at the architect who redesigned his bunk and beat him with his own t-square until he promised to give Vera a vanity table.

Well that's my best shot for now, so I know you all can do better! Have at! And remember not to try and kill him with your brain. :P

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Wednesday, July 3, 2013 10:33 AM

WHOZIT


Congrats BOBSC



You don't like my hat, MY MOM MADE ME THIS HAT!

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Wednesday, July 3, 2013 10:37 AM

WHOZIT






SHOOT! SCORE!

Jayne plays Serenity hockey with a dead cats head.

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Thursday, July 4, 2013 3:43 AM

WHOZIT






File photo of Adam Baldwin doing his Alec Baldwin impersonation.


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Thursday, July 4, 2013 4:05 AM

WHOZIT





(Dateline Fresno) - This morning "Capital One" dropped Alec Baldwin as their celebrity spokesman after his recent Twitter remarks and learning he was completely insane. He has been replaced by actor Adam Baldwin (No relation) as their new celebrity spokesman.

Adam) WHAT'S IN YOU WALLET?!! TELL ME OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH WHATEVER THIS THING IS!!

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Thursday, July 4, 2013 7:52 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT


Quote:

Originally posted by whozit:




" Who gave me this cock-a-mamie Star Trek Vulcan whatever-it's-called weapon? I WANT VERA!"

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Friday, July 5, 2013 10:22 AM

MUTT999




Jayne finally kissed one on the mouth.




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Friday, July 5, 2013 11:51 AM

WHOZIT





Practical joker Wash would regret giving Jayne a tall cold frosty mug of Pesticide.

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Monday, July 8, 2013 1:29 PM

WHOZIT






It's an ice scraper....right?

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Monday, July 8, 2013 1:48 PM

MUTT999




Wash(OS): "Did he just go draftsman and not fall asleep?"





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Tuesday, July 9, 2013 11:58 AM

WHOZIT






Long lost outtake from the episode "The Message" found in a jacket pocket that Joss hasn't worn since 2002.

Adam) Hey Joss, what the fuck is this thing?

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Thursday, July 11, 2013 8:55 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Jayne: I'm finally gonna get me an ear!!!
FOX execs(OS): *collective wimpering*


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Saturday, July 13, 2013 3:38 PM

WHOZIT



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Monday, July 15, 2013 12:36 PM

WHOZIT






TWINKIES ARE BACK!! LET'S BREAK SHIT!!

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Monday, July 15, 2013 1:37 PM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse


Quote:

Originally posted by whozit:




TWINKIES ARE BACK!! LET'S BREAK SHIT!!



Hey, have you heard of this "Stand your Ground policy"?? Someone find me a coloured fella!!!

With the grace of age, commander, we learn to accept.

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Tuesday, July 16, 2013 4:52 AM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM


Sweet come back from vacation to a win. Thanks to those who voted for it.



Gorramit Book. Yesterday I woke up choking on a hairball and today you done shed all over my hat.

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Tuesday, July 16, 2013 4:54 AM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM


Quote:

Originally posted by MUTT999:


Wash(OS): "Did he just go draftsman and not fall asleep?"







Too funny Mutt. This will get one of my votes.

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Tuesday, July 16, 2013 11:09 AM

MUTT999


Thanks BOBSC! And congrats! Hope ya had as good a time on your vacation as Jayne appears to be having here!!



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Thursday, July 18, 2013 7:02 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by whozit:




TWINKIES ARE BACK!! LET'S BREAK SHIT!!



heh, nice one!

JAYNE: THIS. IS. WHITEFALL!!!

BWAH!
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Sunday, July 21, 2013 6:49 AM

FLORALBUNNY


Lacrosse hasn't disappeared, but there's something different about it this century.

bun

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Wednesday, July 24, 2013 7:26 AM

MUTT999




Hello. My name is Carlos Danger. You killed my twitter account. Prepare to die!






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Tuesday, July 30, 2013 10:12 AM

FLORALBUNNY


Voting NOW for MUTT and his Carlos Danger caption, in case there's an asteroid strike and I don't get to vote when teh official time comes.

bun

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Tuesday, July 30, 2013 12:19 PM

MUTT999



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Tuesday, July 30, 2013 12:46 PM

WHOZIT






Little known fact, Adam hates Smurfs.

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Thursday, August 1, 2013 6:22 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




JAYNE: Y'all better vote for my caption or else!

Okay folks, a couple more days and I'll try and get voting up for this round over the weekend. You know you've been saving those awesome captions for the last minute, well now it's here! Captions away!!!

BWAH!
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Thursday, August 1, 2013 6:24 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Only Jayne Cobb could have a bad hair day while wearing a hat.

BWAH!
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Thursday, August 1, 2013 6:26 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by FLORALBUNNY:
Voting NOW for MUTT and his Carlos Danger caption, in case there's an asteroid strike and I don't get to vote when teh official time comes.

bun



Game mod requests clarification of MUTT's post please! (i.e. Huh?)

BWAH!
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Thursday, August 1, 2013 6:12 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by manatee:
'Carlos Danger' is polititian Weiner's nom-de-net in his texting scandal that looks to be costing him the election.

'My name is Inago Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.' ---
from 'The Princess Bride', a very funny book by William Goldman (pretty good movie, too).

Mutt morphed 'em together (quite well).




I got the Princess Bride factor, it was the Carlos Danger/Twitter factor I was oblivious on. I don't often not get a joke, and sorry if I spoiled it for anyone by asking for an explanation. Guess that's a Tightpants first. :P

Thanks for the insight!


BWAH!
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Friday, August 2, 2013 7:14 AM

MUTT999



Sorry TCM, I guess I get too "inside" sometimes.

And thanks MANATEE!



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Friday, August 2, 2013 8:15 AM

FLORALBUNNY


Quote:

Originally posted by MUTT999:

Sorry TCM, I guess I get too "inside" sometimes.

And thanks MANATEE!





LOLing here. I figgered that if I got the Carlos Danger thing (Gosh knows he's "inside" in the trouser sense only) probably everybody would. And of course Inigo Montoya rules forever!

bun

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Saturday, August 3, 2013 6:40 AM

MUTT999




When the cop asked Jayne to walk in a straight line it was truly an embarrassment.






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Tuesday, August 6, 2013 8:31 AM

FLORALBUNNY




One of Jayne's lesser-known skills was the ability to impersonate a Van De Graaff generator.

JAYNE: Surprising 'em is better than smacking 'em.

bun

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Tuesday, August 13, 2013 11:41 AM

WHOZIT






If anyone needs me I'll be scraping bird shit off the hull.

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Tuesday, August 13, 2013 12:30 PM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM





Wash: Did you hear the news? Inara started servicing crew.




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Wednesday, August 14, 2013 10:52 AM

FLORALBUNNY


Quote:

Originally posted by BookOnboardSystemCom:



Wash: Did you hear the news? Inara started servicing crew.





INARA (with echo): In your sad, pathetic dreams.

bun

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Monday, August 19, 2013 8:18 AM

FLORALBUNNY




JAYNE: She is my favorite Hoover tool.




bun

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Monday, August 19, 2013 8:21 AM

FLORALBUNNY




JAYNE: These noo-ances everyone's complaining about? Show 'em to me; I'll get 'em mopped up in no time!



bun

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Wednesday, August 21, 2013 12:17 PM

WHOZIT






WASH! I don't know what this thing is but I'm whacking you in the balls with it!

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Friday, August 23, 2013 1:21 PM

WHOZIT





Who the fuck ate my Butter Cookies!

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Monday, August 26, 2013 11:00 AM

FLORALBUNNY





JAYNE:(Growl)This is too many weeks in a row on Septic Vat duty for it to be a random draw!

RIVER(OS): Have you never heard of a statistical cluster?

JAYNE: Cluster? I'll give you a cluster...

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(orrrr a crossover?):

It's not filthy; it's just dimly lit

///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

bun

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Tuesday, August 27, 2013 6:59 PM

1KIKI

Goodbye, kind world (George Monbiot) - In common with all those generations which have contemplated catastrophe, we appear to be incapable of understanding what confronts us.




I got the gloves! I got the hat! I got the scraper! Now WHERE'S the gorram ice!!

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Friday, August 30, 2013 8:07 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?





JAYNE: See? I told you a good gorram that I had man parts...look at this one!


aaaand on that note...voting time! ;)
http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/?pollID=1141106&pollalign=
center


We had a lot of great entries...would've liked to make a list of most of these, but I have to narrow it down, especially difficult when one or two folks have several awesome entries (so I try to pick their best!). Remember you get to vote for TWO entries and the ONE with the most overall votes wins the rounds. Good luck, my jing zi captioneers!

Jayne says, VOTE! you tightpantsers, or he's gonna get your ear...


BWAH!
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Saturday, August 31, 2013 6:47 AM

WHOZIT






All of you are nothing but a bunch of icky face coddie heads! Now get out of my way! I have to go boom boom!

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Sunday, September 1, 2013 7:57 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


VOTE BUMP

BWAH!
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Tuesday, September 3, 2013 1:21 PM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM


Bumpin time

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Tuesday, September 3, 2013 7:55 PM

WHOZIT







That's it! I'm going to beat the hell out of you with this....has anyone found out what the hell this thing is yet?!

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Monday, September 9, 2013 12:25 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Hmm...tie currently...gonna give this one more day of voting then tie-break it if need be, so if you haven't voted yet, what in god's balls are you waiting for?!?

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/?pollID=1141106&pollalign=
center



BWAH!
TCM

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Thursday, September 12, 2013 12:19 PM

MUTT999


"Bump!"




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Thursday, September 12, 2013 7:17 PM

WHOZIT


Quote:

Originally posted by MUTT999:
"Bump!"






*rimshot*

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