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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #69

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UPDATED: Monday, October 19, 2015 17:56
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Monday, September 21, 2015 3:52 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Round 68 winners have been chosen! As usual, a very tough call for me, but I think this one edges out the honorable mention ever so slightly...



Great caption WHOZIT! :D A Firefly shot if ever there was one!

And the runner-up, but my personal favorite because a) I made the card game BWAH! and b) because I am a Words with Friends junkie! Here's Ryce's gorram shiny entry:



Great job to all of you! Keep those great captions on our radar...like toy dinosaurs and this week's challenge (an oldie, that I've used before, but now you get to make it better!), my favorite, Wash and friends!



Wash: HEY! HAS RIVER BEEN MESSING WITH THE GORRAM MAGICBOND AGAIN?!!? *pause for a beat* HELLO?...*sigh*...We will glue over all these hands and we will call them...These Hands.

Yeah, I'm trying too hard, should make it easy for you Tightpantsers to do better! ;D

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Monday, September 21, 2015 6:14 PM

WHOZIT





Wash: I'm going to name this one Steve.

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Tuesday, September 22, 2015 12:37 PM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM


Congrats Whozit and Ryce



Wash- Whoa... my hands are all... dinosaury

Jayne- Gorammit Wash! Have you been into my mudders milk again?

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Tuesday, September 22, 2015 1:12 PM

MUTT999


Kudos to WHOZIT & RYCE




Wash (thinking): "...still not as fun as Ken and Barbie."









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Tuesday, September 22, 2015 6:16 PM

WHOZIT





The Gary Gerblurp Wacky Morning Show on 1111 AM KLMN East Bugbite New Mexico, the 50,000 watt blowtorch of Bullshit.

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Tuesday, September 22, 2015 8:54 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Blue Dino: Curse your sudden but inevitable portrayal!
Wash: Um, did you just talk?!?

BWAH!
TCM

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Wednesday, September 23, 2015 9:29 AM

MUTT999




Steg: "You gonna eat me?"
Rex: "Nah, I just glommed down one of those annoying Little Ponies. I'm good."







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Wednesday, September 23, 2015 4:24 PM

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Blue dino- All I'm saying is that if you weren't locked on ship together, she probably would have found someone else.

Wash- Bu..But Zoe loves me..

Brown dino- Seriously? You're playing with us. It was you or Jayne. Be happy she doesn't like tall, dark and stupid types.

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Thursday, September 24, 2015 10:21 AM

MUTT999




Wash (singing): "Get it on, bang a gong , get it on..."
T-Rex: "Wow. Don't quit your day job."

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Thursday, September 24, 2015 5:59 PM

WHOZIT





Joss: Alan, put those back into the "Toys for Tots" donation box.

Alan: THEY'RE MINE!

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Monday, September 28, 2015 8:07 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Wash (thinking): I wish I was somewhere with a naked beach...

BWAH!
TCM

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Monday, September 28, 2015 5:48 PM

WHOZIT





Alan thought he was playing with plastic lizards until one pooped in his hand then spit fire.

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Friday, October 2, 2015 9:03 AM

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Blue dino- Then the lights went out and the spaceship killer snuck up behind the pilot.

Wash- ...gulp...

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Friday, October 2, 2015 1:21 PM

MUTT999




Wash: "So a Fox exec, a Browncoat, and a dinosaur walk into a bar..."





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Friday, October 2, 2015 2:13 PM

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Wash- Tonight on Dancing With The Stars. Spike from the Land Before Time will face off against Big Alice from The Land of the Lost.

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Monday, October 5, 2015 1:04 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Wash didn't fully understand the new Nintendo controller interface...neither in purpose nor in function.

BWAH!
TCM

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Tuesday, October 6, 2015 10:02 AM

MUTT999




Rex: "Hey, Steg, do you have a cup?"
Steg: "Nope, only plates."





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Wednesday, October 7, 2015 12:47 PM

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Blue dino- I know, it's crazy. You only get one season but Keeping Up with the Kardashians, is still on the air.

Brown Dino- Yet somehow, we were chosen for extinction

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Wednesday, October 7, 2015 6:01 PM

WHOZIT






Alan: All right then, which one of you ate my keys?

Joss: That's it, I'm killing him off in the movie.

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Thursday, October 8, 2015 10:42 PM

RYCE


Thanks, all...

Blue: Have you seen ConMan?
Brown: No, I'm afraid it'll be cancelled *badum ching!*

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Monday, October 12, 2015 6:55 PM

WHOZIT





It's the Late Late Late Late Show with Alan Tudyk!

Tonight his special guests are Ben and Gary the tiny dino brothers!

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Wednesday, October 14, 2015 12:47 PM

MUTT999




Steg: "Asteroid, telephone pole, does it really matter?"





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Friday, October 16, 2015 5:30 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Stegosaurus: Knock knock!
T-Rex: Who's there?
Stegosaurus: Telephone pole.
T-Rex: Telephone pole who?
*akward silence*
Wash: Gasp!

Okay, I couldn't resist. Sorry. In the meantime, that leaves you 2 days to get your best captions in, and I'll select a winner and we'll go for harder burns in the next round! ;)



BWAH!
TCM

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Monday, October 19, 2015 3:27 PM

RYCE


Wash: Okay, you two, now you can drive the ship while Zoe and I are in our bunk. Naked.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Monday, October 19, 2015 5:56 PM

WHOZIT





Next up on the "Home Shopping Network", dino salt and pepper shakers.

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