GENERAL DISCUSSIONS

The I'm am not going to be depressed about the delay club!

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Monday, November 29, 2004 4:16 PM

FIREFLOOZYSUZIE


Dear Ned,

The ale was in an orangish yellow & black can.


And it was goooooood...drank it down while eating a couple of quesadillas :)

Also made a toast to City football team,
cuz I have a friend who's way into them winning!

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Monday, November 29, 2004 4:32 PM

MALICIOUS


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
No, not indiscriminantly at all. It was, in fact, carefully aimed. I was waving it at Ebo.



Fine then! You want to wave your green hand at other women, who am I to object? It's your hand to do with what you will.

Ebo, you're what, 16 now? Enjoy the green hand of TRM! But be forewarned: he will wave it at any pretty face in a hammock.



Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Monday, November 29, 2004 7:27 PM

THEREALME


Quote:

Originally posted by Malicious:
Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
No, not indiscriminantly at all. It was, in fact, carefully aimed. I was waving it at Ebo.



Fine then! You want to wave your green hand at other women, who am I to object? It's your hand to do with what you will.

Ebo, you're what, 16 now? Enjoy the green hand of TRM! But be forewarned: he will wave it at any pretty face in a hammock.



Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell




Come, now, Mal-licious! It was just a little innocent hand-waving. That sort of thing happened all the time at the old clubhouse, mostly because I was the only one willing to do any work at all while you ladies reclined in your hammocks!

In fact, if you consider...



* The Real Me stops, realizing that while he might win this argument logically, it will not be in any way that matters. He sits down on the floor, pulls out a green marker, and starts coloring his other hand. *



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Tuesday, November 30, 2004 9:43 AM

MALICIOUS


Hmmmm. I think The Real Him is beginning to learn, ladies. What do you think?

TRM, you wave at anyone you please, I was just teasin'. I'll share you with Ebo because she can't have my M&Ms and I feel kinda bad about that.

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Tuesday, November 30, 2004 4:27 PM

EBONEZER


You should feel bad about that you rotten M&M hog.

Hey, YOU, can a person make pepsimilk out of, say, Diet Coke and milk? I've got a sudden urge to try it and its all i got on hand...

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Tuesday, November 30, 2004 7:04 PM

THEREALME


Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:

Hey, YOU, can a person make pepsimilk out of, say, Diet Coke and milk? I've got a sudden urge to try it and its all i got on hand...




Well, logically, you would end up with a Cokemilk. Or even a Dietcokemilk. But I would guess that it would have a similar taste.

ThatWeirdGirl gave us the recipe (and a link to a picture) on the "Forgotten Not a Guy/Girl Clubhouse" thread, sometime after that memorable Friday party we had where the band played and Sparky went nuts.

(By the way, how IS your muppet friend doing these days? Still in the circus?)

Essentially, you pour a glass mostly full of pepsi. Then fill it the rest of the way with milk. Then drink.

Quickly.

* The Real Me finishes with his marker and now has two green hands. *

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Tuesday, November 30, 2004 7:07 PM

EBONEZER


Muppet got taken away by the circus, but I guess its for the best because she was really freaked out after the Sparky Incident...

I need to get me some pepsi...

And while we're on it, has anyone seen KGB lately?

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Tuesday, November 30, 2004 7:12 PM

EBONEZER


I think we need to declare war on the three switches thread. It just bothers me for some reason.

Are you with me!?

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Tuesday, November 30, 2004 7:31 PM

THEREALME


* With an evil grin, The Real Me rubs his green hands together. *

Let's DO this!


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Tuesday, November 30, 2004 7:52 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Thank you, thank you, thank you, you! I'm going to need the coordinates for that alternate reality. I'll get working on the translation for this stuff.

*pops top of fourth can pf pepsimilk, takes swig.*

yep. that's the stuff. way to go.

TRM,
I have a kaylee jumper too. Heart, teddybear, and boots. We can be twinkies.
TWG

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Tuesday, November 30, 2004 8:04 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


shw,

We need the flag. We're taking over the "three switches" thread. Quick grab your pea shooter and head on over!

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Tuesday, November 30, 2004 8:43 PM

THEREALME


Quote:

Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Thank you, thank you, thank you, you! I'm going to need the coordinates for that alternate reality.


Oh, I can take you there sometime. It's right next to the alternate reality where they never cancelled Firefly.

Quote:


I'll get working on the translation for this stuff.


Well, the BIG runes just say, "Pepsimilk"...

Quote:


*pops top of fourth can of pepsimilk, takes swig.*

yep. that's the stuff. way to go.



...and the smaller runes... well, they're some kind of warning label.


Quote:


TRM,
I have a kaylee jumper too. Heart, teddybear, and boots. We can be twinkies.
TWG

www.thatweirdgirl.com



* The Real Me fidgets self-consciously. *

Well, to tell you the truth, I feel silly wearing this outfit. But since Mal-licious commanded it...

Oh, and unless you are refering to snack cakes, I am afraid that there is no possible way that we can be "twinkies". I have seen your picture. YOU, after all, are an attractive young woman, while I am...

NOT.



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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 12:17 AM

SHW


Quote:

Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
shw,

We need the flag. We're taking over the "three switches" thread. Quick grab your pea shooter and head on over!

www.thatweirdgirl.com




Flag has been grabbed. Pea shooter has been upgraded and called 'areV'.

Just give me a second to grab drink from the bar and something to smoke during the 'Victory over the three switches thread' party.

shw (big fighting bartender)

ps: I'm a Girl, so do I have to do the veil thing? because they tend to get in the way during hand to hand combat ;)

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 3:18 AM

NEDWARD


Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
Four out of five gynecologists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

And the fifth?

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 3:55 AM

SHW


Quote:

Originally posted by nedward:
Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
Four out of five gynecologists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

And the fifth?



Well, I always assumed that the fifth dentist is dead.. because he called Ebo a boy.

;)
shw

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 5:57 AM

THEREALME


Quote:

Originally posted by shw:

ps: I'm a Girl, so do I have to do the veil thing? because they tend to get in the way during hand to hand combat ;)



Shw,

A veil might be advisable in any case. It could help to hide your identity in case Things Go Horribly Wrong.

The Real Me

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 5:57 AM

NEDWARD


Quote:

Originally posted by shw:
Quote:

Originally posted by nedward:
Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
Four out of five gynecologists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

And the fifth?


Well, I always assumed that the fifth dentist is dead.. because he called Ebo a boy.

;)
shw

Oh, the fifth dentist is old hat. (If literally, this would be milliner's murder, which sounds cool.) The fifth gynecologist, though, now that's new...

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 6:18 AM

SIMONWHO


The fifth gynecologist rips off his energy mask to reveal ... me!

*steals flag and runs back to the three switches thread*

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 7:34 AM

NEDWARD


Capture the flag!

*reloads*

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 8:30 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


I'm after him!

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 10:20 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:

A veil might be advisable in any case. It could help to hide your identity in case Things Go Horribly Wrong.




well, simonwho took our flag. I waged Kaylee vs Simon war. it was tough. i cried. But I've come back with the flag. I need a frozen snowball thingy. where's the cake. i need chocolate.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 10:33 AM

MALICIOUS


(Mal-licious hands TWG all that and more and then runs to the bottom of the tree pub)

Mal-licious

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 2:52 PM

THEGREYJEDI


I have the Switcher's Flag! Whee!

*reloads the trebuchet with Spam.*

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 3:11 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


I was looking for that. I was going to make creamed spam tonight for the treehouse. Is there any left. Perhaps enough to carve?

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 3:16 PM

THEGREYJEDI


I've got 42 metric tonnes left of the stuff. Use what you like. If I run out of Spam, I can switch to cows or disease infested bodies.

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 3:36 PM

MALICIOUS


TGJ,

You loaded the trebuchet with junk e-mail?

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 3:56 PM

THEGREYJEDI


Heaven's no. I used potted meat products, uncanned and cooked.

*attaches the Switcher's flag to the swing arm of the trebuchet as a prize.*

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 4:07 PM

EBONEZER


Quote:

Originally posted by nedward:
Quote:

Originally posted by shw:
Quote:

Originally posted by nedward:
Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
Four out of five gynecologists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

And the fifth?


Well, I always assumed that the fifth dentist is dead.. because he called Ebo a boy.

;)
shw

Oh, the fifth dentist is old hat. (If literally, this would be milliner's murder, which sounds cool.) The fifth gynecologist, though, now that's new...



Hehe. Yeah. That gynecologist'd be puching up the daises if I hadn't nailed him to his perch.

He's pining for the fijords. Or however you spell it.

Beautiful plumage.

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 4:13 PM

MALICIOUS


Say no more. What are you going to do? BLEED on me? We were so poor, we lived in a shoebox in the middle of the road.

Mal-licious

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 4:18 PM

EBONEZER


Oh yeah!? Well nobody expects the Spanish Inquasition!

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 4:42 PM

THEGREYJEDI


icky ticky p'ting wrhmblbmllmmble

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 4:51 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


i don't want to be a weatherman. I want to be a Lumberjack!


i feel much better now. Thanks for the spam and the python. I can face SimonWHo once more.
*leaves thread, smearing black grease under each eye*

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 4:53 PM

SIMONWHO


Ni!

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 5:10 PM

THEREALME


* The Real Me returns from the Three Switches War, hi-tech squirt gun slung over one shoulder and a pair of knitting needles in his hand. He is shocked to find Mal-licious in the Bottom of the Tree Pub, sharing a brew with zoid. *

Oh! So THAT'S how things are, huh?

* Angry, The Real Me begins to tear off the silly Kaylee costume, but then thinks better of it, realizing that an unclothed Real Me could well be interpreted as an attack on the Treehouse. *

Well, Mal-licious! See if I wear something this silly for you again! Why, you were sitting here with zoid while we were off risking our lives...

Well, we weren't in any REAL danger, but...

Uh.

Well, SimonWho called ThatWeirdGirl names!

* The Real Me climbs up to the Treehouse and goes to see ThatWeirdGirl. *

I'm sorry that had to happen! SimonWho makes everybody cry. He's like a monster! Here, have the last Pepsimilk. I'll go back to the same place to get a 13-pack tomorrow.

* The Real Me gives the knitting needles back to PsychicRiver. *

Keep them sharp!

* The Real Me grabs a handful of M&Ms out of the blue jar, and tosses them up to the roof. *

Grey Jedi! Can you use these to make us a flagpole? The spam attack, by the way, was a masterful idea, but I think we'll need to find something even MORE vile to use next time!

Shw? When the flagpole is done, will you do us the honor of raising your flag up on the roof?

* The Real Me goes over to the pool table and looks under it. *

Hi, Ebo. That went well!



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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 5:28 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


is that a yes? I give you this shrubbery and the Kaylee vs Simon was is called a truce. We will of course keep the flag. Our comminuty will grow stronger with your numbers. You are good people full of humor and cunning.

We have a marvelous whack-an-executive game.

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 5:36 PM

THEGREYJEDI


*eats the M&Ms* Flagpole? Not a problem. But with chocolate candies? Are you mad?! The squirrels would destroy it.

*forges a mighty flagpole from the bones of...a herring!*

"And we demand you construct the mightiest flagpole in the forest! Wiiiiiiith...a herring!"

That's what they said. I shall now perch upon the top of the pole. And thusly, I am a flagpole sitta.

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 5:38 PM

EBONEZER


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
** The Real Me grabs a handful of M&Ms out of the blue jar, and tosses them up to the roof. *

* The Real Me goes over to the pool table and looks under it. *

Hi, Ebo. That went well!



The Real Me



Yeah! It did huh! I plan to make a healthy few stands after this one and-HEY!!

Mal said she ate all the M&M's!!! She's been holding out on me!

*Crawls out from under pool table, grabs the first thing she can find, and throws it at Mal.*

*realizes she just threw the jar of M&M's at Mal.*

DAMN IT!!

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 5:48 PM

THEREALME


Oh, actually, somebody, the Grey Jedi, I think, brought a case of M&Ms in and had Sparky sort them by color. See, over on the bar we have a jar full of green ones, a jar full of red ones, a jar full of blue ones...

Chocolate candies in all the colors of the rainbow!

But first, perhaps we can talk a little about your plan of attack on the Three Switches Thread and your generalship skills...

The Real Me

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 5:53 PM

EBONEZER


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:


But first, perhaps we can talk a little about your plan of attack on the Three Switches Thread and your generalship skills...

The Real Me



Yeah! I did a fantastic job didn't I! We should have an award cerimony later to commend me for my bravery in the line of action!

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 5:53 PM

EBONEZER


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:


But first, perhaps we can talk a little about your plan of attack on the Three Switches Thread and your generalship skills...

The Real Me



Yeah! I did a fantastic job didn't I! We should have an award cerimony later to commend me for my bravery in the line of action!

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 6:14 PM

SIMONWHO


>> We have a marvelous whack-an-executive game.

Oooh, I just love whacking executives. Tell you what, as a special truce present, I'll bring the battered and bloodied bodies of a few executives for you all.

First of all, here's the guy in charge of GoldenEye: Rogue Agent. Apart from shamelessly trading on the name of the sacred N64 classic, he's actually managed to make the EA Bond series of games get worse. I'm going to enjoy whacking him.

Next, we have all the executives who decided that it would be "cost-efficient" to move phone support to some distant country where their English is roughly as good as my Hindi.

Finally here's the movie executive who asked Fred Zinnemann what films he had made (to which Fred replied "you first"). Also here is a big stick. Enjoy!

I didn't call Kaylee fat, I merely gave her a compliment which would have undoubtably have been taken the wrong way by Kaylee. This is the way of the Simon, open mouth, insert foot. Repeat as often as necessary to keep it as a "Will they, won't they?" situation.

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 6:20 PM

THEREALME


* A weary Real Me hangs his head in defeat. *

Right, Ebo, great job. Why, I haven't heard of generalship like that since Edward II of England. Yeah, old Edward sure gave the Scots a battle that they'll never forget!


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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 7:32 PM

EBONEZER


I think that was an insult...but I'm not gonna go get my AP Euro book to check.

Just in case, who wants to play tar and feather YOU?

Kidding of course. Wouldn't want YOU on my bad side. He's more popular then me. I'd probably get myself overthrown. Tha'd be bad.

"Oh Treehouse thread. I wed my me
to thee
and we shall be free
and throw things at...um...kaylee."


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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 7:47 PM

THEGREYJEDI


Edward, and his son, Edward II, got their asses kicked by the Scots. Braveheart was a romnaticized account of the time. Edward I, monsieur Longshanks, was, at least, a very effective, if monstrously brutal, ruler. Eddie the 2 was weak and proportedly non-heterosexual. Eddie the 2 was the one who really lost it out to the crazy skirt-wearin' men in blue.

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 7:49 PM

THEREALME


Come now, Ebo!

You are the most beloved of all!

(Am I really popular? Long-winded, certainly...)

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 8:29 PM

EBONEZER


This thread takes forever and a day to load.

So here's a new one.

Same treehouse, same people, same feuds and sparkies and pepsi milk and pancake things and maybe even pool, differnt thread.

http://fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8127

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