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I know what the three little switches do!!!

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Sunday, November 28, 2004 9:07 PM

CHRONICTHEHEDGEHOG


Two words: Automatic Pilot



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Monday, November 29, 2004 6:19 AM

BARCLAY


I think the question is not "what do the three switches do." But "what do the three switches not do?"

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Monday, November 29, 2004 7:29 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


An even better question would be

What will the three little switches do that they haven't done yet?

I'd like to see it make coffee. :)

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Monday, November 29, 2004 8:21 AM

TETHYS


Noo...it's "Do we need to duck when Wash hits the three little switches?"

"Your mouth is talking. Might wanna see to that"

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Monday, November 29, 2004 3:25 PM

FFYING2


Quote:

Originally posted by Barclay:
I think the question is not "what do the three switches do." But "what do the three switches not do?"



Oh, I thought the question was not "what can the three switches do for Wash?" But "what can Wash do for the three switches?"

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Monday, November 29, 2004 5:49 PM

LINDLEY


In Soviet Russia, the three switches flip you.

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Monday, November 29, 2004 10:30 PM

ZOID



The insightful chronicthehedgehog and Fellow Browncoats:

Clearly, the three switches, masterfully and decisively switched, turn Wash into an Action (Big Damn) Hero. Without them, Wash is only our alter-ego, the show's resident couch potato...


Flippantly,

zoid

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Tuesday, November 30, 2004 3:09 PM

SIMONWHO


Three switches? It's obvious! When you come back to your computer after leaving it for a while, you have to verify your log-in so no-one else can use it. Ergo, the three switches are marked Ctrl, Alt and Del.

Wait a minute, Microsoft is still around in 500 years time? Juh jun shr guh kwai-luh duh jin-jun.

I wonder if Wash is an MCSE?

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Tuesday, November 30, 2004 7:17 PM

EBONEZER


Quote:

Originally posted by SimonWho:

Wait a minute, Microsoft is still around in 500 years time? Juh jun shr guh kwai-luh duh jin-jun.




Yes, yes it is. In Trash, there's a screen on the compactor thing that kaylee's worken on, and its some microsoft screen, apparently the Fix Problem screen too.

Also, the not gonna be depressed about the delay club declares war on this thread, with or without UN approval.

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Tuesday, November 30, 2004 7:57 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:

Yes, yes it is. In Trash, there's a screen on the compactor thing that kaylee's worken on, and its some microsoft screen, apparently the Fix Problem screen too.

Also, the not gonna be depressed about the delay club declares war on this thread, with or without UN approval.




*loads six rubber bands into six-shooter*
You folks might want to be careful. We're armed with stingy rubber bands. They leave red marks. Please raise your hands carefully where we can see them. Hey, who's got our flag?

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Tuesday, November 30, 2004 8:23 PM

EBONEZER


*Runs away with flag*

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Tuesday, November 30, 2004 9:02 PM

THEREALME


* The Real Me walks in from the "Not gonna be depressed club" thread, just in time to see Ebo speed past him in the other direction carrying a flag. Puzzled, he turns to ThatWeirdGirl. *

Say, do we have a PLAN for this?



The Real Me

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 12:31 AM

SHW


We may not have a plan, but I have a flag... which I can't seen to upload to the thread. How does one reply w/ a picture?

while I wait for someone to tell me, eraV, the super duper pea shooter and I will hold back the non-treehouse members ;)

shw

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 3:02 AM

PSYCHICRIVER


Stand back, peeps...I've got my knitting needles ready!

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 3:02 AM

PSYCHICRIVER


Stand back, peeps...I've got my knitting needles ready!

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 4:37 AM

EBONEZER


Quote:

Originally posted by shw:
We may not have a plan, but I have a flag... which I can't seen to upload to the thread. How does one reply w/ a picture?





You can't! Because I already stole it! Bwahhahaha! Mine is an Evil laugh!

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 4:58 AM

THEREALME


* The Real Me whispers to Ebo: *

Uh, Ebo, I think that you stole OUR flag. The whole point of a raid like this is to steal THEIR flag. Besides, if shw made it, then shouldn't shw be our standard bearer?

The Real Me

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 6:07 AM

SHW


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* The Real Me whispers to Ebo: *

Uh, Ebo, I think that you stole OUR flag. The whole point of a raid like this is to steal THEIR flag. Besides, if shw made it, then shouldn't shw be our standard bearer?

The Real Me



YEAH!! RIGHT ON!

(i wasn't sure which side Ebo was fighting for. If i'd known she was on our side I might have noogied her at the time for stealing our flag... I guess I'll have to settle for poking her with a wooden spoon)

And I have decided to shun my veil. I am hereby the Balaclava Clad Bartender/Standard Bearer.

shw

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 6:23 AM

ZOID


*zoid sits and drinks pints of smuggled Castlemaine's XXXX from the tap at The Bottom of the Tree Pub and mirthfully watches the chaos, while Malicious curls languorously in the limbs above.*


Reflectively,

zoid

P.S.
*hic! burp!* 'scuse me...

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 6:33 AM

SIMONWHO


I've got their flag! I need covering fire!

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 6:36 AM

SHINYSEVEN


Quote:

Originally posted by SimonWho:

Wait a minute, Microsoft is still around in 500 years time? B]



Obviously. Just Doing Business As Blue Sun.

The wand is actually supposed to provide the target with a lottery win and a terrific new job. But those damn hackers kept finding the security holes....

No touching release dates!

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 8:28 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Hey, give that back!

Luckily, most of your board has left you alone to facew us. You leave me no choice *bends down to tighten boots* I will face you in Kaylee vs Simon combat. Now, I don't want to have to hurt you. Give me the treehouse flag, and I'll not hit you with a rubber band. Kay? *slowly inches way over to SimonWho and stretches out hand*

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 9:25 AM

SIMONWHO


Bah, I rule at Kaylee vs Simon conflict. Let me see, what would he do in this situation? Oh yes, some sort of remark intended as a compliment but...

"I have to say, you can barely tell that you put on 20 pounds for this role, it's spread perfectly all over your body and face."

*runs off with flag while she starts crying*

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 9:58 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


*wipes tears from her eyes*
sigh
*lifts chin, eyes growing wide with the realization that SimonWho is quite good at combat*

Hâo le! Why…you, hmmph. Tìan xiâo de, did you just call me fat? Cause it sounded like you said I was fat. You, dà ge, won’t get near these *runs grease stained hand down stomach and across hips* luscious curves for a very long time. *turns on heel and storms out of thread with flag tucked neatly behind her back*


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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 10:05 AM

MALICIOUS


Quote:

Originally posted by zoid:
*zoid sits and drinks pints of smuggled Castlemaine's XXXX from the tap at The Bottom of the Tree Pub and mirthfully watches the chaos, while Malicious curls languorously in the limbs above.*




WHO is curled up WHERE, HOW??? Hmmmm, my drink will be problematic...

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 10:45 AM

PSYCHICRIVER


Well, SimonWho, I'm ashamed of you boy.

PsychicRiver steals a paper cup from the ThreeSwitches thread and runs back to the safety of the corner in the "Im am not going to be depressed about the delay" clubhouse.

But then, PR realises that while he was out, some BASTARRD has stolen his knitting needles.

His eyes narrow.

And his grasp around the paper cup tightens and it crumbles to pieces.

"This is war."

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We can take care of each other. I'll knit!"

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 1:05 PM

BILLYUNO


*blinks, looks around*

*runs back up to look at the original subject*

Okay three little switches: Make everyone insane. I always knew there was a use for them. It must be the dispenser. Yep.

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 1:51 PM

ZOID


Mmmm-a-lishus:

Goody! A rare opportunity to quote myself! Over in the 'not getting depressed because of the delay' thread, zoid wrote about his new pub at the bottom of the tree wherein the club treehouse resides:
Quote:

I fancy a pub shingle with a stylized Tree of Knowledge, Adam and Eve sharing an apple at its base, while The Serpent (affectionately known to pub regulars as 'Malicious') curls in a limb above... I'm even amenable to the notion that the Tree has a treehouse in it, with most of its patrons camped on its sagging roof. How's that for symbolism?

This makes you the very symbol of Temptation. Did you miss that one? And here I thought you CTRL-F'd every page you visited to see who was using your monikers in vain...


Self-Referentially,

zoid
Publican, "The Bottom of the Tree"

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 2:50 PM

THEGREYJEDI


*releases a barrage of Spam(potted meat, not email), uncanned and cooked onto the unsuspecting Three Switchers from the trebuchet in the I'm Not Depressed Club's Tree-borne fortifications!*

Rubi!!!1

*grabs the flag!*

Yoinks! And away!

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 3:43 PM

SIMONWHO


Aha! You cannot threaten me with Spam, for I know the magical ingredients that will turn it into spam fritters. Mighty tasty, especially with a side order of duck.

TWGirl, it's just not playing fair to give me mental image of Kaylee rubbing grease across her bare flesh. The only way I can calm myself down now is to supplant that image with you in her place.

*browses http://www.pbase.com/thatweirdgirl to see what she looks like in real life*

Okay, this is just not fair.

I'm going to sit in a nice, dark corner for a while and make a new flag. Oh look, knitting needles, wherever did I get those?

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 3:45 PM

MALICIOUS


Zoid,

No, I got it. It was just soooo long ago and I forget things.

Spastically,


Mal-licious

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 4:01 PM

EBONEZER


*breaks out into song*

Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam....

Looks around for flag, can remember which flag it which. Get confused. Runs back to treehouse and hides under the pool table.

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 4:32 PM

CHRONICTHEHEDGEHOG


*gets caught up in the singing*

Lovely Spaaaam, Wonderful Spaaam!

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 4:35 PM

THEREALME


Quote:

Originally posted by SimonWho:


"I have to say, you can barely tell that you put on 20 pounds for this role, it's spread perfectly all over your body and face."

*runs off with flag while she starts crying*



* As That Weird Girl stalks away, the Real Me, face full of surprise and rage, levels his hi-tech squirt gun at SimonWho and blasts him. *

You said WHAT to her?!

* The Real Me walks over to a dazed SimonWho and grabs the knitting needles held weakly in his hands. *

THESE don't look like yours, either!

* The Real Me surveys the Switches thread, looking for a flag. Seeing none, he turns back to SimonWho, mustering up as much determination as allowed by a man in a silly Kaylee costume. *

I'll be back!

* The Real Me departs. *




The Real Me

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 4:47 PM

ZOID



ebonezer wrote:
Quote:

...Four out of five gynecologists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

Speaking of side orders of duck, I'd really watch out for that 5th gynecologist, ladies...


Inspectively,

zoid

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 4:54 PM

THEGREYJEDI


Maybe the fifth one recommends calling Ebo "My mistress" or "ma'am"

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 4:58 PM

EBONEZER


I have my suspicions about the validity of that 5th gyno's medical license.

Apparently The Canton School of Medicine isn't a real place.

I know 'cuz I googled it.

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 5:02 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Quote:

Originally posted by SimonWho:

TWGirl, it's just not playing fair to give me mental image of Kaylee rubbing grease across her bare flesh. The only way I can calm myself down now is to supplant that image with you in her place.

*browses http://www.pbase.com/thatweirdgirl to see what she looks like in real life*

Okay, this is just not fair.

I'm going to sit in a nice, dark corner for a while and make a new flag. Oh look, knitting needles, wherever did I get those?



I din't say bare flesh, but I'm glad you took the threat seriously.

I am prepared to apologize and call the others for a negotiation of terms. Fact is, I can't stay mad at you for long. so. Perhaps you would be willing to bring your flag making skills over to the treehouse and join our band of merry men and women?
*places rubberbands in pocket. looks up and smiles oh so innocently at SimonWho*

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 5:07 PM

OXYOPIA


Sorry to get back on topic, but I think I figured out what the three switches REALLY do:

As we all know from watching Serenity (the pilot episode, not the vessel), the control yoke that guides the ship can suddenly and mysteriously disapear in one's own hands (especially if the camera pans unexpectedly to the left). The three switches help to prevent that from happening, which is why Wash is constantly flipping them.

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 5:22 PM

EBONEZER


Whats this about a truce?

No way. Thats a little to sportmanlike for my tastes thank you very much.

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 5:37 PM

SIMONWHO


Quote:

Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:

I din't say bare flesh, but I'm glad you took the threat seriously.

I am prepared to apologize and call the others for a negotiation of terms. Fact is, I can't stay mad at you for long. so. Perhaps you would be willing to bring your flag making skills over to the treehouse and join our band of merry men and women?
*places rubberbands in pocket. looks up and smiles oh so innocently at SimonWho*



Well, given that most of those supporting this thread seem to have a fatalistic viewpoint not seen since the Aztecs, a peace treaty sounds sensible. Plus of course you know that all Kaylee vs Simon combats end up with us making up and one tending the other's wounds. For the treaty itself, I suggest that either I bring a tribute of two good suggestions for what the switches are to your thread or we merge both our threads into one giant "I'm Not Going To Be Depressed About The Delay Because I Know What The Three Little Switches Do" thread and gang up on the Firefly Questionnaire.

But instead of rubber bands, let's invade the Eddie Izzard way. "Do you have a flag? No? Then you belong to us, those are the rules."

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 5:54 PM

THEGREYJEDI


No flag, no country! *plants the Not'Depressedian flag in the ground.*

And since I took your flag already, this thread now belongs to the Not'Depressedians! Take that, Switchers!

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 6:11 PM

YT

the movie is not the Series. Only the facts have been changed, to irritate the innocent; the names of the actors and characters remain the same


Meanwhile, back @the ranch, here's the backstory:

Wash, like every pilot in the 'verse, learned to fly in simulators. In particular, he learned to fly Serenity in a Firefly simulator.

As to what the three little switches do (may I have the envelope, please), the answer is . . .

Nothing

On Serenity, those three little switches, or the subsystems to which they are connected, are broken. Wash doesn't remember what specifically they are supposed to do, but he does remember when & under what circumstances he's supposed to flick 'em. So he does.

So far, they haven't crashed.

As an exercise for the student, watch Firefly again, looking for the expression on Wash's face during those rare moments when Serenity handles funny, but he doesn't know why.

Keep the Shiny Side Up

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 6:13 PM

THEREALME


Pssst! Jedi! If YOU are over HERE...

Then who is manning the trebuchet?



The Real Me

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 6:33 PM

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 11:10 PM

PSYCHICRIVER


Quote:

Originally posted by SimonWho:
For the treaty itself, I suggest that either I bring a tribute of two good suggestions for what the switches are to your thread or we merge both our threads into one giant "I'm Not Going To Be Depressed About The Delay Because I Know What The Three Little Switches Do" thread and gang up on the Firefly Questionnaire.

Noooo!!! That's my thread, you can't do that! It's so pretty! Besides, I already belong to the "I'm am not going to be delayed about the depressed club"! And so, "The Firefly Questionnaire! Woohoo!" thread is already property of the "Im am not going to be delayed anout the depressed club!", so hopefully I have their protection. And you only want a treaty cos you've realised we outnumber you, Deirdre! NEVER! Because YOU stole my knitting needles! Btw TheRealMe, thank you very much for taxing them from him. And BethyB, where are you? Get in here, and bring the wooly shackles we made! It's time for some torture.

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We can take care of each other. I'll knit!"

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Wednesday, December 1, 2004 11:10 PM

PSYCHICRIVER


Quote:

Originally posted by SimonWho:
For the treaty itself, I suggest that either I bring a tribute of two good suggestions for what the switches are to your thread or we merge both our threads into one giant "I'm Not Going To Be Depressed About The Delay Because I Know What The Three Little Switches Do" thread and gang up on the Firefly Questionnaire.

Noooo!!! That's my thread, you can't do that! It's so pretty! Besides, I already belong to the "I'm am not going to be delayed about the depressed club"! And so, "The Firefly Questionnaire! Woohoo!" thread is already property of the "Im am not going to be delayed anout the depressed club!", so hopefully I have their protection. And you only want a treaty cos you've realised we out number you, Deirdre! NEVER! Because YOU stole my knitting needles! Btw TheRealMe, thank you very much for taxing them from him. And BethyB, where are you? Get in here, and bring the wooly shackles we made! It's time for some torture.

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We can take care of each other. I'll knit!"

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Thursday, December 2, 2004 7:52 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Pssst. are you okay? Ther was this funny note under the pool table and it worried us. Do you think you can stand? No. Okay. I'll be back later with the menfolk. Not sure hwne they get off work. Here's some m&ms and reeces pieces to get you thru the day.

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Thursday, December 2, 2004 12:50 PM

PSYCHICRIVER


Oh, thank god! No, wait. Thank ThatWeirdGirl! I went back to our old clubhouse/thread to pick up my knitting needles, and when I was there they cut the lights, and knocked me out. They draged me here threw me in this room, and they tortured me...with my own knitting needles! *Sobs*

*PsychicRiver lies bound and gagged in a dark room filled with...spam? PsychicRiver sighs (I don't like spam!) PR's clothes are bloodied, with cuts all over his body. One single and lonely tear rolls down PR's cheek, just before he hears footsteps outside the door. The door opens, casting light on Pr's face. PR looks up and his eyes widen as he sees his torturer has returned, who is wearing...a gyneacologist mask? And wielding none other than PR's own (now rather bloodied) knitting needles.*

HELP!

I'm nearly out of M&M's and reeces pieces!



PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We can take care of each other. I'll knit!"

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Thursday, December 2, 2004 1:09 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Are you okay? i sent for reinforcements. Hoepfully they'll be here soon. Good luck. I must be off to work.

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