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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #12

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Tuesday, January 25, 2005 5:28 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Another week and another entry into the T-shirt drawing!

Dragonwine's awfully hilarious caption takes home the gold this week! (edit: yeah, this should read CT#11 winner. I'll fix it later...)

Aaaaaand now! Cappy and Simon together again!

MAL(to Fed OS): Ummm...he did it!
Simon(thinking): When will this ching-wah tsao duh liou mahng realize this never works?

Okay, so that sucks. Do better! Show me what you got in those whimsical brainpans!

Cilantro!
TCM

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CT#1 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=7864
CT#2 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=7927
CT#3 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=7990
CT#4 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8094
CT#5 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8165
CT#6 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8240
CT#7 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8307
CT#8 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8362
CT#9 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8448
CT#10 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8517
CT#11 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8569


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Tuesday, January 25, 2005 5:58 PM

KNIBBLET




Mal: Okay, repeat after me. "Where's the beach? The beach is that-a-way!"
Simon: What beach? There's a beach?
Jayne from off screen: Mal, for the last ruttin time, leave my gorram free weights alone.

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

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Tuesday, January 25, 2005 6:20 PM

STARPILOTGRAINGER


Mal: Okay everyone, hands, step step step kick...
Jayne (OS): Are you sure we have to do this?
Mal: Hey, when Simon came up with the plan, we had to pretend to be doctors. This is *my* plan, and I say we go in as a line of cabaret dancers.
Simon: Why's it only the men who'll be wearing the dresses?
Mal: Tactics, man!


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Tuesday, January 25, 2005 6:37 PM

MONTANAGIRL


Simon: One time, I caught a fish this big.
Mal: Oh yeah, well I (almost)caught one THIS big! But it got away.

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Tuesday, January 25, 2005 7:17 PM

CALIGARI


Quote:





Mal: "You do the Hokey-Pokey and you turn yourself about...."

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Tuesday, January 25, 2005 7:30 PM

SHINY




Mal: Hey doc, pull my finger.

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Tuesday, January 25, 2005 7:52 PM

RAT


Simon: Are you sure this is what we do?
Mal: Trust me doc, when your team wins, ya gota bump chests!

-Ratboy

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Tuesday, January 25, 2005 8:02 PM

BILLYUNO




Mal: wha... Whaddaya mean HE looks better with his shirt off than I do in tight pants?

Simon: That's what the polls on the fansite said.

Mal: Huh... And why do we have our hands up again?

Simon: Because there's a gun on us.

Mal: Oh. Yeah, right. Sorry.

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Wednesday, January 26, 2005 3:07 AM

EST120


"kind of hard to keep 'the wave' going with only 9 people."

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Wednesday, January 26, 2005 3:22 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE


Quote:

Originally posted by Tenthcrewmember: [IMG] [/IMG]


JAYNE: (Off screen) "Gorramit Mal! Who's ruttin' idea was this?!"
MAL: (Pointing to Simon) "His!"
SIMON: "I take it you don't like 'Thriller' then?"

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Wednesday, January 26, 2005 4:15 AM

PALADIN


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:





Traffic Officer(offscreen): "No, Captain Reynolds. I said touch yournose."

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Wednesday, January 26, 2005 4:50 AM

RYCE


Mal: Michael Flatley, my ass! I'll show you who's the REAL lord of the dance!...Show 'em Simon!

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Wednesday, January 26, 2005 5:05 AM

KAYLEE4SIMON


Mal: *sticks arms up* Since when did Zoe institute a work out program?
Simon: *sticks arms up* Don't ask me Captain splits his pants
Mal: Hey! That was only tw...three times!

CGI cows sure pooh a lot!

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Wednesday, January 26, 2005 10:07 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


some crazy part of my brain said, "This one!" I like BillyUno.

*wipes drool from chin in remembrance of shirtless doctor*


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Wednesday, January 26, 2005 1:06 PM

WASHEDOUT


Mal: This time, YOU snatch the gun away from her!

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Wednesday, January 26, 2005 1:20 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.





Mal and Simon together: "Hava Nigila Hava ..."

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Wednesday, January 26, 2005 1:29 PM

MALICIOUS


Quote:

Originally posted by Veteran:



Mal and Simon together: "Hava Nigila Hava ..."




This one. Hands down. I mean up.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Wednesday, January 26, 2005 1:35 PM

MISGUIDED BY VOICES





(O/S - YoSaffBridge stands, gun trained on our big damn heroes)

Simon: Uh, Mal? When she said stick 'em up, she would have been happy enough with just the hands.

"I threw up on your bed"

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Wednesday, January 26, 2005 2:32 PM

THEGREYJEDI


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:




SIMON and MAL: (Silmultaneously after Jayne made some reference to cleaning his gun in a non-firearm manner.) We're out.

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Wednesday, January 26, 2005 4:24 PM

DRAGONWINE


Mal: No Simon, I'm the home team goal post, you're the visitors. Now get over there!

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

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Wednesday, January 26, 2005 5:15 PM

GWENHARKER


Quote:






(awww, forget it, id on't like what I had here before. new one!)

Kaylee (os): You all have to work stuff out, Cap!
Mal: Tamada! He's the one with them smutty thoughts! I'm just lookin' out for ya!
Simon: Thinking: *the things I do for love*

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Wednesday, January 26, 2005 6:40 PM

MONTANAGIRL


Quote:

Originally posted by Veteran:
Mal and Simon together: "Hava Nigila Hava ..."



I don't know why, but this totally made me laugh out loud.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Wednesday, January 26, 2005 7:53 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


to MG: because it is FUNNY!

now then...

Kaylee (OS): Okaaaay...Simon says...raise your hands!
Kaylee (OS): Okaaaay...Make a sour face!
MAL: OH! Simon is out! How ironic-like!
Simon(thinking): Why I keep letting them talk me into this shee-niou...

Cilantro!
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Wednesday, January 26, 2005 7:53 PM

CHOLLETT


Mal: "Everyone! Can you believe that Simon forgot to vote on last week's caption?"
Simon: "..sigh...sorry. Guilty as charged."

"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie

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Wednesday, January 26, 2005 8:00 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




In an effort to raise more money for the parts Kaylee would need, Simon and Mal took up street performance, and can be seen here taking lessons in pantomime from Inara

Cilantro!
TCM

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Wednesday, January 26, 2005 8:09 PM

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:





Mal : Can I be Simon next time?

~AFf

Keep flying

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Wednesday, January 26, 2005 8:14 PM

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN


I swear, I posted mine before reading this. I always try to post my caption before reading any so that it is fresh.

Keep flying

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Wednesday, January 26, 2005 10:47 PM

RAT


together: Malicious, we'r sorry we tried to have an intervention for you........No....wait...don't..AAAHHHHH!!!!!!

-Ratboy

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Thursday, January 27, 2005 1:56 AM

SIMONWHO


"Okay, which one of you forgot to use underarm deodorant today?"

Or

Simon never knew why the bad guys always shot him first but was glad that his ever-faithful captain was always by his side when they did.

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Thursday, January 27, 2005 4:41 AM

HORRID





Simon: wait I'm confused were we doing the ketchup dance or the macarena?

Mal: it don't matter, just shake your ass and look pretty


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Thursday, January 27, 2005 5:58 AM

VOLSTOCK


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Another week and another entry into the T-shirt drawing!

Dragonwine's awfully hilarious caption takes home the gold this week! (edit: yeah, this should read CT#11 winner. I'll fix it later...)

Aaaaaand now! Cappy and Simon together again!


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Mal: Come on, vogue
Let your body move to the music
Simon: move to the music

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Thursday, January 27, 2005 7:13 AM

ODDNESS2HER


Worst game of Freeze Tag ever.

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Thursday, January 27, 2005 9:05 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


TCM always makes me laugh. Simon says, what a hoot!

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Thursday, January 27, 2005 10:31 AM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW


Simon: "Aaaaaannnnd, Rock away, rock away, raise the roof, raise the roof. No, wait, Mal, you gotta beat box while we do this."

Mal: "Beat what? Dangit, I'll beat you...is this really how they dance in the city?"

Simon: "Oh yeah, it's dope. Very dope."


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Thursday, January 27, 2005 10:33 AM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW


Orrr......


Mal and Simon together: "Awwwwwww, freak out! Le freak, so chic!"

-Taylor

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Thursday, January 27, 2005 12:21 PM

MALICIOUS


Okay,

Now I can't decide between the 2nd Simonwho one and the Volstock one!

Although the Rat one was pretty good too.....

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Thursday, January 27, 2005 4:23 PM

DRAGONWINE


Simon: Is not!
Mal: Is so!
Simon: Is not!
Mal: INARA! Get over here and tell Simon this is so feng shui.

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Thursday, January 27, 2005 5:39 PM

MONTANAGIRL


Lady Bracknell (in reference to Simon): "The chin a little higher, dear. Style largely depends on the way the chin is worn. They are worn very high, just at present."

(Edited 'cause I couldn't get the picture to post.)
Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Friday, January 28, 2005 12:23 AM

MINIME


Ha!
lovely, montanagirl. as a long-time oscar wilde fan who once played Lady Bracknell, all i can say is, i wish i had thought of it first!

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Friday, January 28, 2005 2:43 AM

KNIBBLET


Mal,
Imagine my conundrum. Volstock is my brother *waves howdy to the beloved brudder* and therefore, I have to think he's hilarious. :)

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

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Saturday, January 29, 2005 6:51 PM

MONTANAGIRL


I'm out of ideas, but I thought this needed a bump. Someone else has got to have something!

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Sunday, January 30, 2005 5:10 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Okay, looks like we are all "thought out"!

Time to vote! And remember, if this were Alliance conrolled space, you couldn't do that!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/888439



Cilantro!
TCM

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Sunday, January 30, 2005 10:59 AM

RYCE


Wow! The honor that you do me flatters my...my honor!

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Sunday, January 30, 2005 4:44 PM

SCEPTIC101




Simon: I'm Spartacus!

Mal: No, I'M Spartacus!

Realise this is too Late but never mind!

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Sunday, January 30, 2005 6:10 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by sceptic101:
Realise this is too Late but never mind!



Never to late to play! Only too late to be in the finals...and since I am ineligible (being the creator), here's another one!


(with local color levelling a rifle at them)
SIMON: Rabbit season!
MAL: Doc season, shoot!




Cilantro!
TCM

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Sunday, January 30, 2005 8:32 PM

MONTANAGIRL


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
(with local color levelling a rifle at them)
SIMON: Rabbit season!
MAL: Doc season, shoot!



Oh, TCM, you make me laugh! That right there is now my favorite.

Packer fans welcome.
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Monday, January 31, 2005 6:13 AM

THEREAVER


Both: *Sing* Y.M.C.A

I'll rape you to death.
I'll eat your flesh.
I'll sew your skin into my clothes.
If you're very very lucky, I'll do it in that order - TheReaver

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Monday, January 31, 2005 6:52 AM

SIMONWHO


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:


(with local color levelling a rifle at them)
SIMON: Rabbit season!
MAL: Doc season, shoot!




That's the best one yet IMHO. I just love that cartoon. "DUCK SEASON, FIRE!"

Dethpickable.

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Tuesday, February 1, 2005 6:16 AM

NYTSHAD


Too late, but nontheless ...

Joss: (oc) How much do you loooooove FireFly?
Simon: I love FireFly THIS much!
Mal: oh yeah? Well I love Firefly THIS much, that's more than you!



"Shall my tiny replica now do battle with your tiny replica?"

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