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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #16

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 8:28 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Woo! Funny funny stuff last week! I love running this game because you all make me wary of eating and drinking while reading this thread!

And without further ado, congrats to our week 15 winner, RYCE! A well earned victory!

This week's scene was submitted by WildHeavenFarm, and I think it is a doozy of a challenge, so have at it!

Mal: THOSE ARE MY GORRAM BEANS! NOW GIMME!

Your turns!

Cilantro!
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CT#1 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=7864
CT#2 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=7927
CT#3 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=7990
CT#4 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8094
CT#5 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8165
CT#6 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8240
CT#7 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8307
CT#8 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8362
CT#9 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8448
CT#10 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8517
CT#11 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8569
CT#12 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8639
CT#13 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8722
CT#14 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8793
CT#15 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8852


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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 8:46 AM

RYCE


Wow, thanks guys! The honor you do me flatters my...my honor!

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 9:14 AM

GOJIRO



It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Captain Tiiiiiightpants!

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 9:25 AM

VOLSTOCK


I'll teach you to throw rocks at my land speeder! You gorram dirty Tuscan!

"I've seen you with no clothes on, never thought I'd see you naked."

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 9:30 AM

LETOV





MAL: WASH!!!! I NEEDED THAT FLYOVER EARLIER!!!!

- Leto_V

"Well, my days of not taking you
seriously are certainly coming to
a middle." - Mal

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 9:31 AM

STARPILOTGRAINGER


On some worlds they juggle geese, on others they jump onto targets from moving landspeeders and see who can land the closest.

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 9:33 AM

EST120


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
[
Mal: THOSE ARE MY GORRAM BEANS! NOW GIMME!



captain tightpants from the top rope with the patented "keep flyin'" elbow!

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 9:44 AM

CEPHME


Looks like Mal has been recast. He will now be played by Superfly Snuka. :P

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 10:20 AM

RAT


Shame, somebody throwing out a perfectly good white boy like that!


Paprika!
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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 10:35 AM

ODDNESS2HER


Tonight on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom, we observe the wily Browncoat stalk and kill its prey!

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 10:46 AM

SHINY





Waddaya mean you're cancelling my tightpants insurance policy?

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 11:15 AM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


Mal: "Argh!The hovercraft is about to gorram explode!!!!"
Man on ground: "I thought this was a game of human shotput....."

time for some thrilling heroics!

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 11:25 AM

HEROOFCANTONJAYNECOBB


Mal reinacts the time where Jayne Cobb and Stitch Hessian are running from Magistrate Higgins. Mal of course jumps at the opportunity to play Stitch when Jayne threw him out, before he was put in the hot box.

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

Time for some thrilling heroics!

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 12:39 PM

MISGUIDED BY VOICES


Quote:






"I might fall from a tall building,
I might roll a brand new car.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star."

Fans in uproar as Mal is recast for the movie.



"I threw up on your bed"

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 1:02 PM

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN




Mal discovers the knack to flying lies in falling and missing the ground

Keep flying

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 1:07 PM

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN


Quote:






Mal spotted wild cilantro

Keep flying

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 1:15 PM

GWENHARKER


Quote:






Mal: I DON'T CARE I'M STILL FREE YOU CAN'T TAKE THE SKY FROM MEEEEEEE! *thud*

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 1:19 PM

RYCE


GwenHarker, I was totally about to write that!

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 1:40 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:






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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 1:50 PM

EBONEZER




The Matrix called, they want their screenshot back.

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 1:51 PM

THEGREYJEDI


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:




MAL: Razzle Dazzle! Banzai!
A game of two hand tag quickly devolves when Kaylee's engine still whiskey gets involved.

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 2:01 PM

SHINY


MAL: "You got a job, we can do it. Don't much care what it is."

KAYLEE: Yeah, but the VWF*, Captain?

(*Versal Wrestling Foundation)

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 2:15 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


omg, Rat, I don't know why, but I found that line to be absolutely hilarious. Can't stop laughing.

Ther are sooo many good ones this time aorund...throwing rocks at my speeder...jayne disqualified for auto-lock...matirx screenshot...whoo, good stuff.

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 2:44 PM

SIMONWHO


Mal discovers that Kaylee had really improved the brakes.

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 2:58 PM

GWENHARKER


Welll I was going to add Or my pretty floral bonnett at the end but I thought it just summed it up nicely :)

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 4:24 PM

JRC


Instructor: "Now, Mr. Reynolds, before you put the speeder in drive, please let's buckle up our harnesses."
Mr. Reynolds: "Hey, what's this pedal down here for....?"
Instructor: "WAIT!! DON'T TOUCH THAT PED..............AAAAIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"

Everyone dies alone.

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 4:49 PM

RYCE


Mal: Gorram ejection seat!

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 5:00 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:





Malcolm Reynolds and Rance Burgess discover that the jobs at BlueSun Speeders, as crash test dummies, is more than they bargained for, though they are both sufficiently qualified.

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 5:13 PM

RYCE


Salesman: Your stop comes up, you just pound this button once. The Auto-Hover 9000 will do the rest...

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 5:31 PM

MONTANAGIRL


Quote:

Originally posted by AnotherFireflyfan:
Mal discovers the knack to flying lies in falling and missing the ground



YES! One of my all-time favorite lines. Although people look at you strangely when you randomly quote it.

My pre-vote vote goes for the Hitchhikers reference.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 5:37 PM

KAYLEE4SIMON


After Mal suggested "Eye of Argon" as reading material for the week the crew kicked him off Serenity.

Keep shiny!

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 8:02 PM

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN


Quote:

Originally posted by montanagirl:
Quote:

Originally posted by AnotherFireflyfan:
Mal discovers the knack to flying lies in falling and missing the ground



YES! One of my all-time favorite lines. Although people look at you strangely when you randomly quote it.

My pre-vote vote goes for the Hitchhikers reference.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.



Thanks. *blush* And it's nicely appropriate, what with the movie coming out soon.

Keep flying

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 8:49 PM

CHOLLETT


Mal: "I said I was sorry, Shawnaaa......." (thud)
Shawna Trpcic: (just offscreen, driving speeder) "That's the last time you'll split those pants, gorrammit!"


For clarification, Shawna Trpcic is (i believe) the costume designer.

"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 10:07 PM

SOUPCATCHER


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:



The competition for Earth-That-Was artifacts was very fierce, as evidenced by this picture of the recovery of the Spirit rover.

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005 10:45 PM

RAT


Mal(yelling): I want my two dollars!!!!


Old bay!
RB

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 3:47 AM

DUG



C'mon, Badger, Cirque de Soeleil: Borderworlds doesn't fit my description of "any job!"

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 3:55 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by Rat:
Mal(yelling): I want my two dollars!!!!


Old bay!
RB




AWESOME MOVIE!


Cilantro!
TCM


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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 4:52 AM

PETITRHINO


Quote:

Originally posted by AnotherFireflyfan:
Mal discovers the knack to flying lies in falling and missing the ground



My vote definitely goes to the DNA quote! I just read this very phrase yesterday.

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 5:01 AM

STARPILOTGRAINGER


Guy on Ground: "I'm not looking!"
Mal: "I told you, this time I'm not wearing a dress..."
Guy on Ground: "Fool me once, shame on you,
fool me twice..."


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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 6:12 AM

VOLSTOCK


Quote:

Originally posted by Rat:
Mal(yelling): I want my two dollars!!!!


Old bay!
RB



Thanks! I needed a good laugh! TWWWWOOO DOOLLLAAARRSSS!

"I've seen you with no clothes on, never thought I'd see you naked."

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 8:14 AM

ZOL


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:




"Gorram it, that`s the 2nd time I pressed the wrong eject button"

& connected "007 finds that even future vehicles have self-eject fitted as standard"

Darin (Zol.)

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 10:55 AM

RYCE


Before he met Mal & Zoe, Jayne would go to some extremes to get his standard 7%.

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 1:34 PM

DARKJESTER


Mal: "I got his head! Tie off his paws!"

Jayne: "Gorram rabbit!"

River (offscreen): "HARVEY!"

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 1:39 PM

DARKJESTER


Quote:

Originally posted by Rat:
Mal(yelling): I want my two dollars!!!!



Thanks for the laugh, Rat - made my afternoon!

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 1:46 PM

EBONEZER


Whats this about 2 dollars? I'm so confused...

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 2:18 PM

THEGREYJEDI


Me too. I wish I knew the reference myself.

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 2:20 PM

SAMWIBATT


Quote:

Originally posted by Rat:
Shame, somebody throwing out a perfectly good white boy like that!



ROFL! I just bought "Better Off Dead" on DVD, been catching up on my 1980s teen-angst movies. That's possibly my favorite line in the whole thing (with the other contender being "Sorry I blew up your mom...")

Ebonezer & Greyjedi: This line and the "two dollars" thing are both from "Better Off Dead", a John Cusack movie from the mid-eighties. It's like John Hughes stuff (e.g. Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, etc.) but much more surreal / goofy. The "two dollars" stuff is from an obsessed newspaper delivery boy who will go to any length to collect what the hero owes him - i.e., $2.

ObCaption: I told you to stop asking "Are we there yet?"!

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 3:06 PM

THEGREYJEDI


Ah. Cusack. Good stuff.

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 5:07 PM

MALICIOUS


Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJester:
Mal: "I got his head! Tie off his paws!"

Jayne: "Gorram rabbit!"

River (offscreen): "HARVEY!"



Ohhh! One of my very favorite movies! In my mind, Jimmy Stewart will always be either George Baily or Elwood P. Dowd.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Thursday, February 24, 2005 5:31 PM

RYCE


Mal: You know, when I did this out of a cannon, there was a net!

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