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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #25

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 12:53 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA


Whoohoo! I made it into the winners circle

Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:







Nathan: (watching car go past, thinking) Wow, look at the dust trail that old Barracuda kicked up. That thing got a Hemi?

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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 2:15 PM

DARKJESTER





Nathan ponders a brand new way to flip off Jewel....



Quote:

Originally posted by STEVEthePIRATE:
Don't look Ethel! ... but it was too late.

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STEVEthePIRATE hopes someone else on this board remembers Ray Stevens ...



"He's just as proud as he can be,
of his anatomy.
He's gonna give us a peek"

Thanks for that, SteveThePirate! Brought a smile to my face.

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 4:47 PM

KMS


Quote:





Simon (OS): I thought it was MY turn to be the distraction.

Or

Mal meets a Horta.
Horta: Hey, get off me, buddy!
Mal: PAIN! THE PAIN!
(Star Trek crossover)

or

Mal: I've had this dream before. Shouldn't there be a test that I'm not prepared for?

Or

Simon: That's the biggest gallstone I've ever seen!

Or

Mal: I've decided to go native.
Jayne (OS): Don't know, Mal. Even prairie dogs got coats.

Or

Mal discovers an outfit that gives him even more airflow than gingham dresses, but kind of misses his pretty floral bonnet.

Or

For some reason Mal thought he smelled baked apple.

Or

Simon (OS): He's doing it again.
Jayne (OS): That's it! I am gonna staple those tight pants on him!

Or

Jayne (OS): I could get naked.
Crew (OS): NO!

Or

Zoe (OS): Wrong moon, Sir.

Or

Knowing that the Captain would back up the septic tank aboard ship, the crew felt justified in setting down in an unnamed dessert to let the Captain do his business.


KMS!
‘We’re not obsessed, we’re focused.’---Gizzie

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 5:03 PM

DRAGONWINE


At least on Star Trek Kirk had a big ole rock to run around, got to chase them evil Gorns. Me , I just got this here little toadstool. And my gila monster....ouch! OK that's it no i'm gonna get me some bbq iguana on a stick.

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

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Thursday, April 28, 2005 11:01 PM

MANTICHORUS




Mal's plan for winning the latest round of 'Hide-and-seek' was simple, yet sublime.

OR

The full horror of Mal's situation finally sets in, as he realises that he forgot to set his VCR for his favourite TV programme...

OR

Mal's new plan for scaring Alliance operatives was put into action.

More later per-maybe-haps.

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Barret: "I been here since the beginnin', an' I still don't know what the hell's goin' on either."
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"...I'm not a man who likes to swear,
But I've never cared for the sound of bein' alone..." -Neil Diamond, I am... I said.

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Friday, April 29, 2005 2:58 AM

GRRARRG


Nathan: I can't believe that Fox exec got me to sleep with her. And then, instead getting the show back, I wake up here. #@%! Fox! My green apple's been used!

I mock you with my monkey pants.
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Friday, April 29, 2005 5:00 PM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.


Quote:





Much like he had with Morena in the pilot episode, Joss called Nathan back for reshoots for absolutely no reason.

OR:

Mal sat, trying to catch his breath after his full Brazilian wax. The wind seem to take the sting out of it.

OR:

Outtakes from Independence Day show Nathan Fillion finally getting to take off that damn alien suit.
Adam: (OS) You think we'll ever work together again, Nathan?

OR:

One of Nathan Fillion's first acting gigs was playing the pile of poo from Jurassic Park. Here, in a production still, he is shown resting on his costume, which was a little too tight for his tastes.

OR:

Overheard on Sand Barge flying overhead: "You're not missing much...I used to live here you know?"

"You're going to die here, you know...convenient!"

Mal: This is absolutely the last job I take on Tatooine.

OR:

Taking the Peaceful Demonstration approach, Nathan shows whichever Browncoat who threatened a theater owner the true way to get advance tickets.

OR:

Mal: (Reading something on the ground) "No Kill I? What the hell does that mean, and why is the rock I'm sitting on moving?"

OR:

Nathan sighed as he prepared to take his next shift at the only job he could get after Firefly's cancellation. Dancing for Browncoat Babe dollars.

OR:

Nathan: Hey! I had clothes on when we filmed that scene!

Joss: Yeah, I know...Zoic's great, ain't they?

OR:

To raise money for the Frightened Theater Owner Association of America, The Ladies Browncoat Auxilliary held their most profitable charity event to date: Catch The Greased Mal.

OR:

Alternate Tattoo Meaning: Alliance Bullet Receptacle!
Mal: Ta ma de!

OR:

Wash: (OS) Oh my God, it's GROTESQUE! Oh, and there's something on a rock.

OR:

After losing the role of Angel to David Boreanaz, Nathan decided to take extreme measures while camping outside Joss's house to get the plum part of Malcolm Reynolds.

OR:

Mal: After Zoe and Wash get here with Serenity, we'll be able to act out that Caption Tightpants from a few weeks ago.

OR:

Alternate Tattoo Meaning: The Independents Totally Kicked The Purplebellies Asses!
Mal: In retrospect, I probably should've waited to get that.

OR:

Old Chinese Proverb: Naked Man on Rock Makes Fangirls Swoon.

OR:

Mal could only think of one way to prevent getting Atomic Wedgies from Jayne.


ManwithPez's Wife's Suggestion:

Nathan (Thinking): I was the best Joey.


And that's all I got for now...

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Friday, April 29, 2005 5:17 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Pezzy,

i think you need to do something with the leather.

twg


and I like the ZOIC one.

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Can we not revel in our cyber-love?

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Friday, April 29, 2005 6:00 PM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.


Well ThatWeirdGirl...you know I am kinda hellbent for it!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Friday, April 29, 2005 8:11 PM

GUNRUNNER


A excerpt from the worst survival guide in the ‘Verse:
“After a Reaver raiding party razed the planet they left one thing untouched…
"

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Friday, April 29, 2005 8:45 PM

HOWDYROCKERBABY1


i've never been good at this...but just thought i'd make a suggestion for the next challenge:




~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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Friday, April 29, 2005 9:13 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:





Nathan (thinking): When I told Joss that I thought nudity rocks, and we should have more on the show, this isn't what I had in mind.

Cilantro!
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Friday, April 29, 2005 10:32 PM

NUISANCE




Mal thinking: Here I am, King of all Londinium. Wouldn't you know? I forgot my hat.

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Sunday, May 1, 2005 7:44 PM

CHOLLETT


As Mal pondered the meaning of life, the universe, and everything, he failed to realize that all of his clothes had melted off.

or

As Mal sat on his rock in the middle of the desert, he began to recount the events leading him there:
Mal: "Let's see. First the trailer premiered, and then i decided to go to the grocery store, and that's when the cashier recognized me......."

"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie

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Sunday, May 1, 2005 10:10 PM

KMS


Quote:






Mal finally retires to his secret Cilantro Farm.

Or

In a fit of protest, Mal decides to stage a naked Sit-In until he gets the chance to see the advanced screening of ‘Serenity’, but fails to remember that Whitefall only has drive-in theaters.


KMS!
‘We’re not obsessed, we’re focused.’---Gizzie

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Monday, May 2, 2005 3:20 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


H'okay, so, *insert complicated busy life schedule excuse and many many apologies for this going up late*, dong ma? Xie xie, Browncoats! Now you can go vote!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/907245

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Monday, May 2, 2005 5:22 AM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.


Seeing how as I put so much into this one, I ain't afraid to say: BUMP!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Monday, May 2, 2005 7:31 AM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.


Please don't think me an evil, lecherous hump,
But, I aim to give this thread a great big: BUMP!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Monday, May 2, 2005 8:45 AM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.


Voting seems to be in a slump,
So you know that means a great big BUMP!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Monday, May 2, 2005 11:25 AM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.


I wish I had more money than Forrest Gump,
Until then, here's another great big BUMP!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Monday, May 2, 2005 1:03 PM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.


I'm working out, trying not to be so plump,
My favorite dance my prove to be the BUMP!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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