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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 5:49 AM

PATSRULE


Sorry, double post...ignore this one

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 6:30 AM

CITIZEN


The topic-less thread has returnethed!

I claim this thread in the name of random!



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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 6:59 AM

FOURSKYS


I once saw a raccoon fall out of a tree.

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 7:07 AM

EMBERS


never tell us to ignore a thread...
empty threads are the best!

how can I get rid of pigeons?

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 7:12 AM

HAZE


I can’t hear you, I’m ignoring this tread.

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Who do you suppose is in there?

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 7:16 AM

FOLLOWMAL




Embers, why do you want to get rid of pigeons, they are so cute!



"You hold. Hold 'til I get back." Mal

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 7:17 AM

FOLLOWMAL




I once had a friendly skunk in my barn.



"You hold. Hold 'til I get back." Mal

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 7:19 AM

DAYVE



...holy mother of god and all her wacky nephews....

Random rules the roost.....

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 7:20 AM

FOURSKYS


My Dog got sprayed by a skunk. 3 times. Right in the mouth. You'd think he'd've learn after the first 2 times...

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 7:28 AM

SILENCE


Quote:

Originally posted by FourSkys:
My Dog got sprayed by a skunk. 3 times. Right in the mouth. You'd think he'd've learn after the first 2 times...



Maybe he likes skunk sprays... Some people juggle geese!!!

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 7:29 AM

CITIZEN


Quote:

Originally posted by FollowMal:
Embers, why do you want to get rid of pigeons, they are so cute!

Rats of the sky...



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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 7:32 AM

FOLLOWMAL




Ahhh I see, the same as the grackles of the Midwest of America.

"You hold. Hold 'til I get back." Mal

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 7:36 AM

DAYVE


Boat-tail Grackles are lovely birds...
They splatter your car with big white turds....

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 7:38 AM

TAYEATRA


Yay! Empty thread...

Umm, trying to think of random here...

SPATULA's!

You can't get much more random than that!



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Dark Angel, Firefly, Buffy, Angel, Enterprise, Farscape... anything else you'd like to cancel?

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 7:38 AM

NVGHOSTRIDER


Best Ralph Wiggum impression: "My cat's name is mittens."

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 7:41 AM

FOLLOWMAL




Turtles..

that might be slightly less random than spatulas though... I'll be back.


"You hold. Hold 'til I get back." Mal

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 7:44 AM

EMBERS


Quote:

Originally posted by FollowMal:


Turtles..

that might be slightly less random than spatulas though... I'll be back.


yeah...I'm thinking turtles are less random than spatulas because this is clearly becoming the animal thread...
even the 'ruling the roost' comment is kind of about animals....

what IS random? anyway?

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 7:45 AM

FOURSKYS


Quote:

Originally posted by FollowMal:


Turtles..

that might be slightly less random than spatulas though... I'll be back.



How about juggling turtles on spatulas with geese and a bowling ball?

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 7:45 AM

CHRISISALL


I always wore my helmet when riding my motorcycle, 'cause I didn't want to say that line that River said...

*gulp*Chrisisall

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 7:46 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


I've brought Sparkles.He's my dancing gorilla.He's harmless,but don't laugh at his tutu.

Bryce
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I swallowed a bug.

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 7:48 AM

FOLLOWMAL


Quote:

Originally posted by embers:
Quote:

Originally posted by FollowMal:


Turtles..

that might be slightly less random than spatulas though... I'll be back.


yeah...I'm thinking turtles are less random than spatulas because this is clearly becoming the animal thread...
even the 'ruling the roost' comment is kind of about animals....

what IS random? anyway?



Actually, I was referring to my Turtles, Milk Chocolate Candy sitting here on my desk that I got for Mother's Day and realized too late it'd be construed as an animal. Hmmmm, well..once again, my attempts at random are...uhhh, anyway, I'll be back.

"You hold. Hold 'til I get back." Mal

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 7:50 AM

MYSTRE


Quote:

Originally posted by embers:
never tell us to ignore a thread...
empty threads are the best!

how can I get rid of pigeons?



I was told that it was my legal duty to move and clean up anything left by pigeons by the animal control people, they offered to come do it for lots of money. Guess the birds bring allot of sickness and other such nastiness, which supposedly gets a lot worse once they start nesting.

It was a dark and sad day I had to evict my free loading flying friends from my balcony. Course its sure does smell nicer now.

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 7:52 AM

EMMARIGBY


Sporks! They're very randon, plus a very cool word.
Spoooooorks!!!

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 7:53 AM

OOKAMIKAWAHARA


Doubt, Summer
We got us another empty thread to play with.
Joy oh joy and here I thought it would be another lonly day. Don't forget the Partidge in a Pear tree + it ain't even X-mas yet.
mata, Ookami yori

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 7:53 AM

DAYVE


the common box turtle is immune to attack...
he wears his armor on his back.....

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 7:56 AM

DAYVE



sporks are cool, no doubt, by far...
but i haven't a clue as to what the hell they are...


(please, for the love of mike, someone punch me..)



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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 8:03 AM

CITIZEN


Dear Dr Newland (new line)
Re Mrs Connor (comma)

We saw your patient Mrs Connor who presented in a coma And we think that what was wrong is a subdural haemotoma (comma)
Her history's a mystery, her GCS was 9
And she was on ventilation, now she's stable (stop, new line)

She had a broken neck of femur, broken neck and broken nose
She's now in neck fixation (open brackets) brackets (brackets closed)

We noticed her colostomy, her temporary nefrostomy
We did a laparoscomy 'cause we thought that (apostrophe)
'd be necessary to elucidate any problems underlying

(Underline, uh... "underlying", please, Angela)

She had trouble with her colon 'cause they found a mass had grown on it
However (semicolon) it turned out to be benign
And yet they did a large resection from her flexure to her rectum
That excision's a decision I don't understand (new line)

She has dysdiadokokinesis (that's spelt d-y-s-d-i-a-d-o-k-o-k-i-n-e-s-i-s, comma)
I should also really mention that she went into retention
With a urinary infection and her leg stuck in extension
(Correction, "flexion" - sorry, Angela)

She has a cerebellar tremor (comma) possible rubella
Dyspepsia, dyslexia and fractured left patella (comma)
We learned that she was burned so bad she had to have a graft
Now we're very happy how it looks (full stop, new paragraph)

(Oh, Angela, can you add that she's on warfarin in case she has another mini-stroke... stroke, stroke)

We organised an ECG and BCG quite recently
Her TSH and FSH were not yet back today
But her ESR and CRP should reassure us
So we'll see her back here in my clinic
Yours sincerely, Adam Kay

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 8:06 AM

EMMARIGBY


Quote:

Originally posted by Dayve:

sporks are cool, no doubt, by far...
but i haven't a clue as to what the hell they are...


(please, for the love of mike, someone punch me..)





A spork is a marriage 'twixt fork and spoon.
The madness of this sends me over the moon.

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 8:09 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


I say a snorkle on your hedgehog man!

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 8:09 AM

KEYOKE


I have no feet for coconuts to stand upon, there shall be no rest for the camel. Not until the butter falls from the sea for then, and only then shall the world be tree. Behind you is the world and the world is beneith you. The octupi are after your soul, beware the one eyed trout.

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 8:10 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


Emma speaks of Moon and Spoon
does all this and it ain't even June.

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 8:11 AM

EMBERS


Quote:

Originally posted by Dayve:
the common box turtle is immune to attack...
he wears his armor on his back.....


according to Terry Pratchett eagles will grab hold of the box turtle, and drop it from a great height...to crack that shell.

which makes it a little less than immune. :(

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 8:11 AM

DAYVE



poems are nice when read aloud...
it makes the reader and author proud...
they wag their tails like a happy pup..
but i'm just making the stupid shit up...

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 8:12 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


The cock crows when the purple dust is high.

Nocturnal swimming is what mama was saying.

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 8:15 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


Yeah and so NOT in the Rhyme time thread! WTF is up with that?



random random random whisper whisper whisper
wink wink nudge nudge say no more eh say no more

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 8:21 AM

COPILOT


I shall spork you!!!!! Untill you're guts hang down to the floor and the nice men in white coats come and take me away. I like them they smell like lemon pledge and whisky.
Yummmmmmm Lemon Pledge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An I carried such a torch

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 8:22 AM

CHRISTHECYNIC


Quote:

Originally posted by Dayve:
Random rules the roost.....


I once had a god named Random.

I've got no idea where she is now, gods are unpredictable.

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 8:25 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


haven't you seen the new God enclosure. It has an electrified fence and everything. Keep that God where you can find her!

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 8:37 AM

CITIZEN


Quote:

Originally posted by copilot:
I shall spork you!!!!! Untill you're guts hang down to the floor and the nice men in white coats come and take me away. I like them they smell like lemon pledge and whisky.
Yummmmmmm Lemon Pledge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An I carried such a torch

Spork you to!



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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 8:39 AM

FOLLOWMAL


Quote:

Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
haven't you seen the new God enclosure. It has an electrified fence and everything. Keep that God where you can find her!



I have a God that gets out all the time, FMF, thank you for this.

"You hold. Hold 'til I get back." Mal

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 8:39 AM

COPILOT


Spork you untill the cows come home to roost!!!!

An I carried such a torch

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 8:40 AM

COPILOT


Yep my god is always wandering off and bothering the neighbors thank ya'll for the tip

An I carried such a torch

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 8:41 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


I spork you and follow with a quick swipe of a SKORT agaisnt your head!

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 8:42 AM

COPILOT


Well now if we're gonna whip out the skorts!!!


An I carried such a torch

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 8:42 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


You are very welcome FollowMal my friend. For verily I say unto you - A God is a terrible thing to lose...or is that your mind? Or do I mind if you lose it? Or am I in fact God?

I dunno. I need chocolate. Chuck us a turtle or two sweetie :)

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 8:43 AM

EMMARIGBY


Quote:

Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Emma speaks of Moon and Spoon
does all this and it ain't even June.



Don't get me started on cows and jumping
Cos that would be leadin g to rhymes most stumping

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 8:43 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


and I pelt you with those little plasticy things on the end of a shoelace! Take that! and That! Ah hah!

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 8:44 AM

DAYVE


you guys are cool
and kinda crazy..
but i must nap,
because i'm lazy...

may the spork be with you

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 8:45 AM

CITIZEN


Quote:

Originally posted by copilot:
Spork you untill the cows come home to roost!!!!

An I carried such a torch

I shall spork you till your entrails become your extrails, I'll spork...

Sporking! Lots of Sporking!

*Sporking is beginning to sound like something other than intended...*



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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 8:46 AM

CHRISTHECYNIC


Quote:

Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
haven't you seen the new God enclosure. It has an electrified fence and everything. Keep that God where you can find her!


Well the idea is nice and all, but "electrified fence"? Isn't that a bit harsh?

She ain't exactly helpless and she needs to learn to stand on her own, I figure I'll let her run free. Especially since I don't know where she is is and even if I did it would be hard to get her into the thing.

I mean have you ever tried to overpower a god? It's not easy, if she doesn't want to go in she isn't going in.

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