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THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #62

POSTED BY: CUNNINGORANGETOQUE
UPDATED: Wednesday, May 23, 2007 13:17
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Tuesday, May 8, 2007 9:47 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


Welcome back everyone!

Hope lives have been good!

Anywhoo, It looks to be about time to get another round going! But first, the winner of the last round!

And that person is....:

EMMARIGBY!!!


The Captain was touched at the efforts that Simon had gone to to relax him before his prostate exam. Soft lighting, a fire flickering in the background, a bowl of special blue wife soup and nice warm hands.


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congrats, as always!

And as we always do, it's time for the next exciting round!

Let us see what you make of this:



MAL:"I'm sorry, could you repeat that please? Inara just grabbed my behind...."


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Tuesday, May 8, 2007 10:51 PM

MRSHINYVERSE




Mal (in an extremly high voice): "River, please let go of my plough!"

"I'm here for a good time, not a long time" - that's my motto, or it might be if I start having a motto

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Wednesday, May 9, 2007 6:18 AM

SICKDUDE




Nathan: No, no, that's... um... fine. I understand. Oliver Twist is a popular part and all. Lots of actors trying out, I'm sure...

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie

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Wednesday, May 9, 2007 8:30 AM

CHOO1701


Congrats EMMARIGBY!!!



Mal: The names Reynolds....Malcolm Reynolds

and

Kaylee (os): see..staring contests are much more civilised than sword fights

and

It was at that piont that Mal meet his maker...Joss Whedon

and

Inara (os): er...Mal, your wearing the sword wrong
Mal (weakly): ...oh....

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Wednesday, May 9, 2007 9:17 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?


Gratz EMMA!



Mal: I've heard of parties being "swordfights", but this is ridiculous.

or

Porter: Miss Kaywinnit Lee Frye and escort Inara Serra.
Mal: *gulp*
Me: (OS) *gulp gulp*



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Wednesday, May 9, 2007 10:09 AM

DRACONUS


Mal: No sir, I don't know where your precious herd of cattle has disappeared to. Now if you will kindly remove your weapon from my privates, I would like to get back to the party.


May you have enough.

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Wednesday, May 9, 2007 10:13 AM

DAVESHAYNE




Does this tie make me look fat?

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Wednesday, May 9, 2007 11:58 AM

EMMARIGBY


Quote:

Originally posted by pdcharles:
Gratz EMMA!





Woot! Thanks goys! I'm honoured!

A rather obvious one:

Badger had got his hands on a couple more.

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Hissssssssss!

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Wednesday, May 9, 2007 2:00 PM

MUTT999


Nathan listens in disbelief as the Fox exec tells his idea for a new tv series involving waitresses, slugs, demonic priests and really fast cars! He also promises not to cancel it before the first commercial.

- - - - - - - - - - - -
"That's the buffet table."
- - - - - - - - - - - -

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Wednesday, May 9, 2007 2:47 PM

INEVERMARRIED




Nathan: Whoah, wait a second. YOU'RE Bill Pardy?! That can't be right...

Edit:
Mal: You want the use of my s-what?

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~Do YOU know what the chain of command is?~

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Wednesday, May 9, 2007 3:34 PM

HEWHOKICKSALOT

It takes all kinds to make the world go ‘round. Unfortunately, some are pedaling in the wrong direction...


Quote:

Originally posted by inevermarried:


MAL - "No, the tie is cherry-PLUM red. Do you have a problem with that?"

Rob O.

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Wednesday, May 9, 2007 5:39 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.




Mal: "Um, I suspect you want me to turn my head and cough"

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Wednesday, May 9, 2007 6:59 PM

FLORALBUNNY


(Go, Emmer! Congrats)
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When the doc told the Captain to pucker up
for the thermometer there may have been
something lost in the translation.
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The Captain demonstrates his inimitable
"stick up the pigu" attitude.
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MAL: No, I didn't tie it myself. Do you
have a problem with that?
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bun in the sun
~Whose bastard billed my turtle?~

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Thursday, May 10, 2007 3:01 AM

ARTISOXYGEN


Congrats EmmaRigby!..you're a genius,I say!



MAL: "Is there blubber?"

(O/S)Soft, uncontrolled giggling can be heard from Kaylee & Inara...

Life beats down and crushes the soul and Art reminds you that you have one. -Stella Adler

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Thursday, May 10, 2007 4:51 AM

MRSHINYVERSE




Jayne: "I can't hold it in any longer Mal, I gorram love you"
Mal: "S-what?"

MrShinyVerse

"I'm here for a good time, not a long time" - that's my motto, or it might be if I start having a motto

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Thursday, May 10, 2007 7:38 AM

EMMARIGBY


Quote:

Originally posted by ARTisOXYGEN:
Congrats EmmaRigby!..you're a genius,I say!

Flatterer! I'll send the cheque later.





After some scientific experimentation River discovered that if you pull a man's cravate too tight his eyes will bulge out in a way not dissimilar to that of a throttled guinea pig.

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Hissssssssss!

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Thursday, May 10, 2007 9:38 AM

CHAPTERANDVERSE





Looking over the shoulder of a fellow partygoer, Mal was shocked to see Jayne enter in the dress that he had bought for Kaylie.

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Thursday, May 10, 2007 11:31 AM

CHOO1701




Mal: Delivery to a nudist coloney you say!!??

Rest of Crew: I'll be in my bunk

and

Man: ...but, you'd have to be insane to go on this job

Mal: well...as a matter of fact my ships pleanty full of insane...

and

Mal: whoa...big teeth grandma!!!


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Thursday, May 10, 2007 11:41 AM

EMMARIGBY


Quote:

Originally posted by Choo1701:





Mal froze mid quip as he heard an ominous rip and suddenly felt a familiar draft through the seat of his pants.

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Hissssssssss!

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Thursday, May 10, 2007 12:14 PM

MAZAEN




Mal: This plan involves what? Me, wearing a bonnet and being you're wife?

Jayne: Gorram Mal, this is my one chance to contribute a lawful idea to make coin.

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Thursday, May 10, 2007 5:09 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.




Mal: "You want me to take on a cargo of Space Monkeys?"

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Mal politely listens while a stranger explains that the secrect to flying is not so much leaping into the air and not coming down as it is getting distracted to the point that you forget to hit the ground.

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Friday, May 11, 2007 1:07 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?



HARROW: Pay up Atherton.... I told you there were boy whores.


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Friday, May 11, 2007 3:47 PM

FLORALBUNNY


MAL: Where'd you learn how to do that, miss?
KAYLEE(OS): My Daddy says I got natural talent
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WASH(OS): How bad is it? It's bad. Okay, sir??
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WASH(OS): Might do. Might do. Think I'm starting
to get a feel here.
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bun
~Frisky Browncoat~

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 12:44 AM

PAINTITBLACK





"Would the owner of the grey firefly, registration 409972, please move your vehicle as it is blocking the companion exits"

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 12:49 AM

CHAPTERANDVERSE




No, I am not a male companion, I would never......Really, that much eh???

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 1:10 AM

WALRUS




Mal's running out of space onboard serenity left him trying some new forms of concealment


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Saturday, May 12, 2007 2:38 AM

EMMARIGBY


Quote:

Originally posted by WALRUS:


Mal's running out of space onboard serenity left him trying some new forms of concealment




Oooh, there have been some real gems this time!


Mal was amazed when Jayne proved him wrong. Apparently it was possible to fit a grenade in each cheek.

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Hissssssssss!

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 3:03 AM

WALRUS


Hahaha, that's quite funny... Got my vote :P

Oh and thanks for the kind words

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 9:13 AM

CAPTAINCOUPI




Mal tried not to look, but he just couldn't stop staring at the big bit of green stuff between Harrow's teeth.

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 11:59 AM

FLORALBUNNY


INARA (OS):Please. I don't really require a clinical description right now.
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MAL: I believe that woman's plannin' to shoot me again.
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NATHAN: *That's* what he meant by "Frisky Browncoats?"
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(LOL Emma -- 2 grenades or 4??)

bun
~Browncoats frisked my turtle~
~We aim~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Saturday, May 12, 2007 10:32 PM

CAPTAINCOUPI




Mal tried to keep a straight face as River snuck up behind Jayne in the reaver costume she had made.

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 4:10 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?



Harrow: Well, they're big, skittish, and smell less than pleasant.

Mal: Hey, they may not be the shining light of civilization, but they're MY crew.

Harrow: errrr I was referring to the cargo.


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Sunday, May 13, 2007 4:30 AM

CAPTAINCOUPI




Mal realised two seconds later that the strawberry that he had just popped into his mouth was in fact a habanero chilli.

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 5:49 PM

FLORALBUNNY


~LOL. We are funny this week~.
So many good lines available straight from the show...


"I got a hamster."
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"You brute!"
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"Like woman, I'm a mystery."
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Turtles interviewed my Captain~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Monday, May 14, 2007 1:34 PM

CAPTAINCOUPI




Mal: The Black Market Beagles (TM) escaped and did what in my stash of tight pants!?!

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Monday, May 14, 2007 7:38 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


bumpity!

voting shall be up perhaps tomorrow, but definitely the day after tomorrow latest!

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
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www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
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Monday, May 14, 2007 8:10 PM

FLORALBUNNY


You are gonna be cleaning latrines with your face, you don't cut that out.
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Dress yourself up; get taken somewhere fun.
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Would you like me to wash your feet?
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I'm Bill Pardy!
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Bastards captioned my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007 7:48 AM

CAPTAINCOUPI




Mal wasn't exactly sure what had been in the tea, but he was damned if he was going to listen to the three headed space monkey sitting on Jaynes shoulder.

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007 5:14 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Every problem, Mr. Higgins, is an opportunity in disguise.
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bun
Frisk E. Browncoat
~Bastards masked my turtle~
~We aim, too~
~He is Bill Pardy?~

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Wednesday, May 16, 2007 6:27 PM

FLORALBUNNY


By now he was used to being told to drop trou, but this was the first time he'd heard the director call for hair and makeup.
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(really just a bump for y'all to get last captions in...)

bun
Frisky Browncoat
~the usual~

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Wednesday, May 16, 2007 7:11 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


TIME TO VOTE!

Vote for 2!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=1041392&sparkKey=04f60f
7b7255c6dae61f4dde601ab36db0


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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
poor_noel2@hotmail.com

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 1:29 AM

WALRUS


VOTEREEREREREREREREEEERRRERRERED

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 8:13 AM

CAPTAINCOUPI


!detov

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 10:49 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Vote for me.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 1:51 PM

FLORALBUNNY


votey-bumpmub-yetov

bunnub
Frisky Browncoat
~etc.~

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Friday, May 18, 2007 7:08 AM

EMMARIGBY


Squee! I made it to the finals again. See mass posting of multiple entries can work!

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Hissssssssss!

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Friday, May 18, 2007 7:25 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Reminder! There is still time to vote for me!

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, May 18, 2007 3:01 PM

FLORALBUNNY


bumpin' it up again...
VOTE
(pleeease?)
So we can start over.

bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Saturday, May 19, 2007 7:01 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Vote.
But also please bump the thread so it doesn't
fall off the page where nobody sees it.
Oh, and wash your hands, brush your teeth.
All that stuff.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Monday, May 21, 2007 12:48 PM

CAPTAINCOUPI


Teeth Brushed. Hands Washed. Vote Done. Thread Bumped.

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