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Wednesday, October 19, 2005 12:32 AM
Top 5 things you should not do while working:1. Attempt to build a fort out of post-it notes.
2. When someone knocks down above fort, tell them “Ye may have won this round knave, but cursed be ye for eternity.”
3. Answer someone’s question with a question.
4. Give those who pass by the “evil eye” then pretend to write something down in a notebook while laughing mischievously.
5. Play air guitar for one straight hour.
In case you were wondering, yes I am at work right now.
COMMENTS: 5
Comments
Wednesday, 19 October 2005 00:51
can i try this list at school?
i better find some post-its. hey- can i use the little ones?
i better find some post-its. hey- can i use the little ones?
Wednesday, 19 October 2005 01:46
I think the question is: how long will you be at work with a list like that?
6. Dial up the boss' extention and ask for Amanda Hugginkiss.
6. Dial up the boss' extention and ask for Amanda Hugginkiss.
Wednesday, 19 October 2005 14:06
8. When you answer the phone and someone asks to if they can speak to your boss, say "What's it worth to you?"
My office is laid out so that everything I need is within propelled reach. I can roll in my desk chair to the book case, the file cabinet, the printer, everything I need. I roll all over the place. It is very fun. And if I'm really good, I can roll to the bookcase, grab what I need on the turn around and propel myself back, all in one smooth move.
My office is laid out so that everything I need is within propelled reach. I can roll in my desk chair to the book case, the file cabinet, the printer, everything I need. I roll all over the place. It is very fun. And if I'm really good, I can roll to the bookcase, grab what I need on the turn around and propel myself back, all in one smooth move.
Wednesday, 19 October 2005 19:41
12. Spend all day bouncing around threads on FFF.net instead of logging messages like you're being paid to do.
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