Browncoat Bar & Grill - Drown you sorrows or the person who created your sorrows (we won't tell)

POSTED BY: Kelkhil
UPDATED: Friday, March 7, 2008 13:09
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KELKHIL

Wednesday, March 5, 2008 3:01 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Dancingneko:

*grabs a golf bag filled with a couple of golf clubs, a baseball bat, a hockey stick, and some similar implements* *grabs a large bottle of whiskey*

OK so why did an image of Casey Jones pop into my head as I read this statement? *snerk*

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

EMMARIGBY

Wednesday, March 5, 2008 3:05 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
To Gary Gygax!

A friend of mine just e-mailed me about this. I had to ask for clarification.

Does this mean I have to hand in my geek credentials in shame?!

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Hissssssssss!

KELKHIL

Wednesday, March 5, 2008 3:34 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
To Gary Gygax!

A friend of mine just e-mailed me about this. I had to ask for clarification.

Does this mean I have to hand in my geek credentials in shame?!

No...no Lassy. Our numbers are too few. Just grab some paper, a pencil and your dice bag and we will do some remedial training.

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

EMMARIGBY

Wednesday, March 5, 2008 3:47 PM (P)

Umm, I don't have a dice bag!

I don't even own a 20 sided die!

You have a lot of work ahead of you. I'm oh so willing to learn at your feet, oh geek master!

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Hissssssssss!

MSB

Wednesday, March 5, 2008 3:59 PM (P)

OK don't know who that is Kelkhil, but I am sorry your friend has died...HUGS

HK- I have no idea. It's the same word with the same meaning. It's like on tv when they bleep the swear word ( which I actually like better than when they replace it with some random innocuous word that seems dumb like mother foolers) we know what you meant, you know what you meant... so just say it.

HUGS Em... hey tell you what. I'll send my students over and we can let them have a nice cage match and see who lives.. I've got $50 on my kids...giggle

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

KELKHIL

Wednesday, March 5, 2008 4:23 PM (P)

NP Emma I have plenty of x-tra d20s.

MSB - Gary Gygax was the co-inventor of Dungeons & Dragons.

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

MSB

Wednesday, March 5, 2008 4:44 PM (P)

Ah ok... HUGS Kelkhil.. how's the wife and little one??

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

DANCINGNEKO

Wednesday, March 5, 2008 7:51 PM (P)

Quote:

Originally posted by Kelkhil:
Quote:
Originally posted by Dancingneko:

*grabs a golf bag filled with a couple of golf clubs, a baseball bat, a hockey stick, and some similar implements* *grabs a large bottle of whiskey*

OK so why did an image of Casey Jones pop into my head as I read this statement? *snerk*

Dunno...maybe because you're on the same wavelength as some of my students (had the kids work as a group, and it just happend that their first initials T(om)M(arie)N(ick)T(ia) [not their real names btw] reads like T.M.N.T....)

*grabs the cleaning cart for the breakables room and starts cleaning, after making sure that the largest piece of breakable is shard-sized*
*pulls out the good-quality dice set and does a roll in memory of Gary*

FREELANCERTEX

Wednesday, March 5, 2008 8:05 PM (P)

*teleports in* HI!! I'M SORE!! *bounces off walls* barkeep, sumthin for post-fun soreness please.

so, how's everyone today? It's windy up here :-P and cloudy, rained this mornin. i like rain ^_^

MSB

Wednesday, March 5, 2008 8:10 PM (P)

HUGS Neko

Currently FLT I am freezing as the high today is 30 degrees... no snow ( which is nice) but a lovely freezing wind is blowing...

Can I go home yet???

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

FREELANCERTEX

Wednesday, March 5, 2008 8:18 PM (P)

*gets MSB a fleece blanket, a tall hot chocolate, and one of my new baby cousins (i now have three) to hold* This is Erika, she likes to be held and she's REALLY warm. *goes and gets the little peanut Dezerae to cuddle with while mom holds Jared*

MSB

Wednesday, March 5, 2008 8:34 PM (P)

awww nothin better than babies:)

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

GEE

Wednesday, March 5, 2008 8:55 PM (P)

*shakes head*

about to email someone about an audition, worst email address ever lets just say, female initmate partsninja666@....

These guys had better be able to play!

*idly wonders what HK will make of the insult to ninjas and women*

FREELANCERTEX

Wednesday, March 5, 2008 9:03 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by MSB: awww nothin better than babies:)

damn straight !! ^_^

KELKHIL

Wednesday, March 5, 2008 9:54 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Dancingneko:
Dunno...maybe because you're on the same wavelength as some of my students (had the kids work as a group, and it just happend that their first initials T(om)M(arie)N(ick)T(ia) [not their real names btw] reads like T.M.N.T....)

An just WHAT are you trying to say Lassy????? -_-

MSB - Family is doing good. Little one is just learning about allowance and trying to earn money so that she can buy exercise equipment.... (weird)

*leaves drinks for those who need*

*places a -1.11C Dew in the Sneaky One's favorite shadow*

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

DANCINGNEKO

Wednesday, March 5, 2008 10:05 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
Quote:
Originally posted by Dancingneko:
Dunno...maybe because you're on the same wavelength as some of my students (had the kids work as a group, and it just happend that their first initials T(om)M(arie)N(ick)T(ia) [not their real names btw] reads like T.M.N.T....)

An just WHAT are you trying to say Lassy????? -_-

Exactly what I said....*raises eyebrow*...that you're on their wavelength or vice versa.
If you want to read something else into it (like supposed {im}maturity) that's your deal, not mine...*shrugs confusedly* *raspberries Kelkhil*

KELKHIL

Wednesday, March 5, 2008 11:16 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Dancingneko:
Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
Quote:
Originally posted by Dancingneko:
Dunno...maybe because you're on the same wavelength as some of my students (had the kids work as a group, and it just happend that their first initials T(om)M(arie)N(ick)T(ia) [not their real names btw] reads like T.M.N.T....)

An just WHAT are you trying to say Lassy????? -_-

If you want to read something else into it (like supposed {im}maturity) that's your deal, not mine...*shrugs confusedly* *raspberries Kelkhil*

*gets Neko a drink*

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

FREELANCERTEX

Thursday, March 6, 2008 12:50 AM (P)

need a post-dinner drink, barkeep.

STINKINGROSE

Thursday, March 6, 2008 12:52 AM (P)

Anybody need some ice?
I've been nearly falling on it all day!

Had to chip my gas tank cover free so it would pop when I pulled the little release lever.
The trees look tired and somewhat dispirited at present. (Hope they don't start coming down on the power lines....)

So not only is the new nurse experiencing a high risk pregnancy, lied about the reason she was late for work by an hour on her first day, and is expressing sentiments which lead me to believe she won't be a good fit at the clinic, a very patient NP said "she just doesn't shut up!", and the dear child had the balls to leave 10-15 minutes early because the boss wasn't in.
I have had enough.
I have ratted her out.
She's only been here five days and she's making not-friends at an alarming clip.
She's through an agency. It's better she go sooner rather than later. We can't afford to pay her what she gets and have it not work.

"Throw the baggage out!"

The manager won't fire her because she's pregnant, that we can deal with and work around. She's lied, snuck off before her shift ended, and just generally is not going to be happy working with us. Dishonesty BAD, especially when it seems to be a dominant personality trait.

Rant over. A vat of Guinness please!

HELL'S KITTEN

Thursday, March 6, 2008 1:55 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
*places a -1.11C Dew in the Sneaky One's favorite shadow*

((pounce!))
((cling!))

Quote:
Originally posted by gee:
worst email address ever lets just say, female initmate partsninja666@....
*idly wonders what HK will make of the insult to ninjas and women*

((idly wonders *which* part))
armpitninja666? tonsilninja666? bottomofthefootninja666? titninja666? no, you'll have to be more specific before i can idly make anything of it. as it is, i don't know if it's an insult, a hobby, or a job description. XD

Quote:
Originally posted by stinkingrose:
Rant over. A vat of Guinness please!

yar, toss the bitch out, says i.
((stares at Rosie)) O_O

MSB

Thursday, March 6, 2008 2:13 AM (P)

Rosie- hmm maybe we can swap bosses as mine seems determined to make up stuff in order to fire people... tat way you could be rid of her:) HUGS and I am sorry you're dealing with this

HK- maybe you cou,d idly threaten instead?? But you know what they say idle hands make the devils work... and you've got enough to deal with without taking on his work too....HUGS

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

GEE

Thursday, March 6, 2008 10:04 AM (P)

HK, you have an unnerving knack for making me smile, I meant the most intimate female parts or ninja666@ to be precise. Without meeting the man have no idea whether it is intended as humour, hobby or worse...

I'm off to do some work now, boo!

Much rather be battling teh Mathz but I know that upsets some round here so have a round of drinks to cushion the blow.

*magics up round of drinks for everyone*

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Thursday, March 6, 2008 1:10 PM (P)

mornin' drinkers.

Quote:
Originally posted by MSB:
awww nothin better than babies:)

Especially in a Cab Sav reduction sauce, mmmmm.

You guys doin' alright today?

*rolls a few d20s down the bar in homage*

~jimi
Lt. Alexander - Chief Medic / XO Alpha Co. / Logistics & Transportation Specialist - 76th IAB

About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else: What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?

xBox 360 GamerTag: Swinger420

EMMARIGBY

Thursday, March 6, 2008 1:36 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by gee:
HK, you have an unnerving knack for making me smile, I meant the most intimate female parts or ninja666@ to be precise. Without meeting the man have no idea whether it is intended as humour, hobby or worse...

I know what you mean. All my students have the most stupid and embarrasing e-mail addresses. They all get blocked by any decent server, the ones that don't you're embarrassed to be writing to in a professional capacity, and they are now sending off for jobs and stuff!
I am trying to introduce the concept of a professional e-mail address and a seperate fun one!

Tired. Not done enough work today. Sigh!

___________________

Hissssssssss!

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Thursday, March 6, 2008 1:37 PM (P)

*glomps Emma and doesn't let go*

~jimi
Lt. Alexander - Chief Medic / XO Alpha Co. / Logistics & Transportation Specialist - 76th IAB

About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else: What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?

xBox 360 GamerTag: Swinger420

EMMARIGBY

Thursday, March 6, 2008 1:46 PM (P)

Yay! Glompage!

I now have an excuse for not getting any work done. Asphixiation by a large, semi-muscular man! What a way to go!

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Hissssssssss!

GEE

Thursday, March 6, 2008 1:50 PM (P)

*watches glompage from a safe distance in a dignified British manner*

yes, one of my friends managed some variation of vampires and Mr Grohl from the foo fighters, even my sister worked out how daft hers was and got one with her name on.

*Shakes head*

frantic day of work, pausing to clear head before diving back in, I maintain that there are not enough valves in computers. I would much rather be noodling on guitar right now.

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Thursday, March 6, 2008 2:27 PM (P)

I'm glad I can be your excuse to not get anything done.

*glomps Emma again*

Howdy Gee, good that you are taking a quick break, otherwise you might go crazy or something.

~jimi
Lt. Alexander - Chief Medic / XO Alpha Co. / Logistics & Transportation Specialist - 76th IAB

About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else: What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?

xBox 360 GamerTag: Swinger420

HELL'S KITTEN

Thursday, March 6, 2008 2:32 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by gee:
HK, you have an unnerving knack for making me smile, I meant the most intimate female parts or ninja666@ to be precise. Without meeting the man have no idea whether it is intended as humour, hobby or worse...

((smiles)) my unnerving knack for making you smile pleases me, yus.

so...
cervixninja666?
really. i could go on. at least give me the first letter so i can narrow it down.

i used to have many more email addresses than i do now. one of my favourites was "nailedyourmom (at) yourhouse (.) com", or something along those lines. i also had "trust.no.1 (at) the-pentagon (.) com", but i imagine those are long gone.... ah, those were the good ol'days. XD

GEE

Thursday, March 6, 2008 2:38 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
I'm glad I can be your excuse to not get anything done.

*glomps Emma again*

Howdy Gee, good that you are taking a quick break, otherwise you might go crazy or something.

~jimi
Lt. Alexander - Chief Medic / XO Alpha Co. / Logistics & Transportation Specialist - 76th IAB

About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else: What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?

xBox 360 GamerTag: Swinger420

crazy, moi?

surely not...

cluck, cluck, gibber, gibber

*sits down, place underpants on head, sticks two pencils up his nose*

whibble

EDIT; for HK, q

HELL'S KITTEN

Thursday, March 6, 2008 2:46 PM (P)

((snikker))
oh, that's adorable. ^^
see, Gee, that's a British term (innit?) and it isn't widely known in the States, so there are plenty of folk around here that wouldn't be offended. and, honestly, i actually prefer it because it sounds much nicer than vag. ^__^

GEE

Thursday, March 6, 2008 2:57 PM (P)

well you get bonus points for slang knowledge and it does also have interesting alliteration possibilities but now you're reminding me of the old Billy Connelly routine

*looks round, just us two*

see the female parts sound nice, vag, cli sounds like nice things, places you'd go on your holidays.

Who'd want to go to a place called scrotum?

Reminds me of a Swedish friend of mine from uni who wanted to reclaim the c word as she was very fond of hers and didn't see why it should be such a taboo.

MSB

Thursday, March 6, 2008 3:08 PM (P)

Right Jimi... you eat babies... I think not
And here's my proof

Anyway...HK I just choked laughing over the email addresses and yet again am forced to tell my students none of their business about why I am laughing

Gee...HUGS maths will always be there never fear:)

HUGS Em... yeah I can just see signing up for a job and giving out the email drunkenass@hotmail.com

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

FREELANCERTEX

Thursday, March 6, 2008 4:32 PM (P)

*looks at convo since she's been here* wow....how'd we get on THAT subject?

*then looks at pic MSB posted* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! ^_^ *Squee!*

MSB

Thursday, March 6, 2008 4:36 PM (P)

Guess I just ruined Jimi's I am a scary tough guy persona... ooops

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

EMMARIGBY

Thursday, March 6, 2008 4:38 PM (P)

Oooooooooh! (Has a cutegasm!) I wants me one of those (I'm talking of the hunk not the babies!)

Jimi, if I make big eyes can I go to sleep on your chest?

HK, loved those e-mails. Now if someone applied for a job with the trustno1 address I'd be MORE likely to hire them, based on their wit and good sense! If however an application for an animal care job came from (real example from a CV just looked at) f**ckbadger66....com I would burn it and then have to go sterilise my hands!

___________________
Hissssssssss!

GEE

Thursday, March 6, 2008 4:41 PM (P)

I guess it's all my fault FLT but then again who knows where the conversation a pub will go next.

Also, who says Jimi isn't lulling them into a false sense of security before eating them

EDIT: Are yous seriously saying someone applied for a animal care position with Fbadger...!

I mean, that's taking the whole TB/cull debate a bit far and I am not sure how violating a badger will help, you have to say, that it is an original sin!

NVGHOSTRIDER

Thursday, March 6, 2008 5:05 PM (P)

Quote:
one of my favourites was "nailedyourmom (at) yourhouse (.) com",

You are so my hero.

Off to the breakables room to release the fists of fury. Never mind the loud crashes and smoke folks.

(Stomps off to the Breakables Room closing blast door behind him)

Gots mad skillz, loves playing with matches.

NVGHOSTRIDER

Thursday, March 6, 2008 5:48 PM (P)

(Emerges from the Breakables Room, smoke rolling out with At The Movies by Bad Brains blaring in the background

)

Need some water.

(Wanders back into the Breakables Room)

Gots mad skillz, loves playing with matches.

MSB

Thursday, March 6, 2008 5:59 PM (P)

*sets up some tequila and a nice bowl of Jambalaya for NV*

Um I know he won't eat them 'cause they're his... and they are just about the sweetest boys ever.

Em- LOL at least it's not something worse

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

GEE

Thursday, March 6, 2008 6:16 PM (P)

How come only NV gets jambalaya?

*pretends to sulk and sneaks off to make virtual gumbo and corn bread*

MSB

Thursday, March 6, 2008 7:38 PM (P)

oooh I'm sorry sweety. I can make it for everyone.

*makes a huge pot of jambalaya and hush puppies and a big shoofly pie for dessert*

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

NVGHOSTRIDER

Thursday, March 6, 2008 7:54 PM (P)

Sounds soooo good right now. Really hungry. Off to lunch at home then more work.

Why is it so gorram quiet?

Gots mad skillz, loves playing with matches.

MSB

Thursday, March 6, 2008 9:34 PM (P)

Well let's see... you're at lunch, then doing stuff... Jimi left early to deal with a problem at home and getting his pets spayed... Neko's under her desk in a protective coma... I'm trying to get all the IEP's done....

Everyone else... hey where are you guys???

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

NVGHOSTRIDER

Thursday, March 6, 2008 9:45 PM (P)

Hopefully that would include "others" in his keeping. Is there any way we can start a collective of "pets" we can spay? Maybe we can hire a doctor to roam about ensureing that certain genes will no longer be contributed to the world.

Thinking in accent. Damn that Lisster and his twisted humour.

Gots mad skillz, loves playing with matches.

FREELANCERTEX

Thursday, March 6, 2008 9:49 PM (P)

....see, i miss too much of conversations when i go away. wtf is everyone talking about?

NVGHOSTRIDER

Thursday, March 6, 2008 9:56 PM (P)

Ooh. Check it out. Double posteys.

SO I went home for lunch and watched part of a Red Dwarf episode before a nap. Now my thoughts are all in accent. Kind of annoying.

Gots mad skillz, loves playing with matches.

GEE

Thursday, March 6, 2008 11:07 PM (P)

noodling on guitar watching tv, now going to bed, that's where I've been.

Catch you guys tomorrow

MSB

Thursday, March 6, 2008 11:26 PM (P)

so really it's my fault as I'm the one who insisted you watch them...giggle HUGS

Ok headed home to check on rental application, insurance and other exciting things... but in two weeks...live is good:)

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

FREELANCERTEX

Friday, March 7, 2008 12:02 AM (P)

I've seen a few clips of Red Dwarf...yeah..five minutes in and I nearly lost my sanity. No offense to RD fans.

MSB: what happens in two weeks? u leaving that CF of a school?

NVGHOSTRIDER

Friday, March 7, 2008 1:03 AM (P)

That's the thing FLT. It is an insane premice for a show. Getting on in the 2nd season it gets a little emotional and funnier when Lisster helps out Rimmer with some memory of an old girlfriend. Fun-ny.

ADD: Here is a clip from The Boondocks. One of the moden shows that made my sides hurt.

Othere modern shows that make me LMAO or ar very entetaining: Robot Chicken, Samurai Champloo, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and Samurai Jack.

Gots mad skillz, loves playing with matches.

MSB

Friday, March 7, 2008 1:51 AM (P)

FLT- in 2 weeks I am leaving the hell hole my school has become and moving to Nevada to a great job and the most amazing man in the universe.....

To the memory of the memory of Lisa Yates ( yes I practically have Red Dwarf memorized)

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

NVGHOSTRIDER

Friday, March 7, 2008 2:01 AM (P)

(Points to MSB)
She is the greatest. Goodnight folks.

Gots mad skillz, loves playing with matches.

FREELANCERTEX

Friday, March 7, 2008 4:22 AM (P)

Geh, couldn't STAND it >< *stays away from RD*

YAY MSB!!!!!!

EMMARIGBY

Friday, March 7, 2008 10:49 AM (P)

Oh dear. My horrible boss just nagged me at the wrong moment (in a really bad mood today) and I kind of snapped at her that I was doing as she had asked and had told her two times already today that I was doing this job. She didn't like this and has just tried to give me a lecture on what my and her job entails (I could summarise by saying nagging is part of her job description). I had to swallow the urge to strangle her and nod meekly.

What I really want now is a life size pinata of her that I can smash to smithereens. Plus, chocolate!

Anyone feeling creative?!

___________________
Hissssssssss!

GEE

Friday, March 7, 2008 11:08 AM (P)

well my boss sentenced me to another 10 years service yesterday with the only parole being offered for biting or making someone cry, personally I'm tempted to combine the two.

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Friday, March 7, 2008 1:09 PM (P)

New Bar boys and girls:

http://www.fireflyfan.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=32926

~jimi
Lt. Alexander - Chief Medic / XO Alpha Co. / Logistics & Transportation Specialist - 76th IAB

About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else: What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?

xBox 360 GamerTag: Swinger420

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