Hidey Thread 490: Warped On The Inside

POSTED BY: mai
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MAI

Saturday, July 4, 2009 4:21 AM

Sorry the song was broken.
I fixed it.

Ship, ship up in space where the badgers and raccoons float in the black.

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

BLACK12AKYTCA

Saturday, July 4, 2009 4:24 AM

That's better :D

Stan- Mobbex is playing lunch and Aky is making a guitar

DAVESHAYNE

Saturday, July 4, 2009 12:26 PM

Carry on my wayward raccoon
Badgers antelopes when you are doone

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Sunday, July 5, 2009 4:42 AM

badgers+antelope+raccoon= badracant or antracbad or possibly even racbadant

wonder what that'd look like?

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

DAVESHAYNE

Sunday, July 5, 2009 12:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
badgers+antelope+raccoon= badracant or antracbad or possibly even racbadant

wonder what that'd look like?

Head of a raccoon attached to the body of an antelope attached to the tail of a beaver. That's what it would look like. We could make it even more wicked awesome by giving it an eagle's claw, a lion's paw, a horse's hoove, and one other animal foot part I can't seem to think of at the moment. It spends most of it's time by the banks of the river digging through trash, building dams, grazing on the marsh grass, and catching mice to pull thorns from it's one feline paw. Quick, somebody call Hasbro, I think we have an entry for Monster Manual VI.

Edit: Call it the Badgeloon.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MSA

Sunday, July 5, 2009 10:19 PM

blink blink... and I thought this idea of a jackalope was bizarre

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

MAI

Sunday, July 5, 2009 10:21 PM

Badgeloon. I like it. I want one.

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

SERYN

Sunday, July 5, 2009 10:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
badgers+antelope+raccoon= badracant or antracbad or possibly even racbadant

wonder what that'd look like?

Head of a raccoon attached to the body of an antelope attached to the tail of a beaver. That's what it would look like. We could make it even more wicked awesome by giving it an eagle's claw, a lion's paw, a horse's hoove, and one other animal foot part I can't seem to think of at the moment. It spends most of it's time by the banks of the river digging through trash, building dams, grazing on the marsh grass, and catching mice to pull thorns from it's one feline paw. Quick, somebody call Hasbro, I think we have an entry for Monster Manual VI.

Edit: Call it the Badgeloon.

David

Didn't Heston Blumenthal cook that and serve it to a bunch of pished celebrities once?

Did you need it badly?

DAVESHAYNE

Monday, July 6, 2009 1:46 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
Didn't Heston Blumenthal cook that and serve it to a bunch of pished celebrities once?

It's time for pished celebrity Family Feud! Hosted by the ever so pished Richard Dawson!!!!

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Monday, July 6, 2009 4:54 PM

Need, not so much. Want yes.

Just so I can impress everyone by saying "This is my Badgeloon called Bob he does tricks".

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

DAVESHAYNE

Monday, July 6, 2009 7:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
Badgeloon called Bob

Wasn't that a Johnny Cash song?

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Tuesday, July 7, 2009 1:47 AM

I'm not sure, but it should have been. That would be the best song ever. One of those that always gets stuck in your head.

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

MAI

Tuesday, July 7, 2009 6:54 AM

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

THEREALME

Tuesday, July 7, 2009 12:00 PM

Wow! That happens to me every night!

MSA

Tuesday, July 7, 2009 5:53 PM

wow hostility from the stars...bad karma

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

MAI

Wednesday, July 8, 2009 1:52 AM

Me too, TRM. That's why I thought it was so funny.

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

SERYN

Wednesday, July 8, 2009 9:27 PM

That star is mean!I would ask another one.

DAVESHAYNE

Wednesday, July 8, 2009 11:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
That star is mean!I would ask another one.

The trouble is all the mean stars travel together. If you want common decency you have to talk to those nerds the comets.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Thursday, July 9, 2009 4:55 AM

What about the Cupids and Blitzens?

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

SERYN

Thursday, July 9, 2009 10:29 PM

or for that matter the Curry's Dixons and PC Worlds?

MSA

Friday, July 10, 2009 12:14 AM

Wow maybe the star bullies need interventions

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

JADEHAND

Friday, July 10, 2009 12:36 AM

They have interventions.... they're called super novas.

"I've looked into a million laughing unhappinesses. In every bar and on the TV. But I know the real thing. I can remember. I can almost tell you how it is." - Trap the Spark - Happiness is the Road - Marillion
"Our forefathers died for the pursuit of happiness, not the sit around and wait for happiness." -Barney -HIMYM

MAI

Friday, July 10, 2009 4:49 AM

Or they just get fired from the public relations department.

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

BLACK12AKYTCA

Friday, July 10, 2009 7:37 PM

Super novas are the visible sign of the firing!

Sorry, had to..

you know, I would totally do this-
http://www.brokenplotdevice.com/2008/09/15/coffee-cover-up/
.... and this!
http://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=381
Both are awesome webcomics, and I would higly recommend reading both of them ^.^

SERYN

Friday, July 10, 2009 11:21 PM

but those stars were fired billions of years ago - is there another way to get more up to date news of hirings and firings? It's no use wishing on stars that are already pink-nova'd.

BLACK12AKYTCA

Saturday, July 11, 2009 1:35 AM

Consitering the distances involved, no. That's the thing about having a big empire, is that communication gets strained and no-one can keep track of everything!

you know, I would totally do this-
http://www.brokenplotdevice.com/2008/09/15/coffee-cover-up/
.... and this!
http://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=381
Both are awesome webcomics, and I would higly recommend reading both of them ^.^

MAI

Saturday, July 11, 2009 11:50 AM

Maybe it's just that one star, tryin' to give all the others a bad name.

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, July 14, 2009 9:49 PM

Found a new game involving penguins and flying. http://armorgames.com/play/3789/ I learned to fly in 37 days. It took me long enough.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Wednesday, July 15, 2009 1:14 AM

I have a penguin called Bumblebee, but he can't fly.

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

KAREL

Wednesday, July 15, 2009 1:32 AM

Bees shouldn't be able to fly, so it kinda makes sense. I think. Maybe.

"Whatever is wrong with you is so right for me." -- Marillion.

MAI

Wednesday, July 15, 2009 10:36 AM

They shouldn't be able to fly? Why was there a bumblebee pilots strike? They forgot where they parked the plane? They'd rather roller skate? I wish I had roller skates. Not roller skates with bees in them though, cause ow.

(The above message was brought to you by an overdose of sugar. We now return you to your regularly scheduled progam).

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

MSA

Wednesday, July 15, 2009 4:01 PM

This is why bumblebees are magic...

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

JADEHAND

Wednesday, July 15, 2009 4:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
They shouldn't be able to fly? Why was there a bumblebee pilots strike? They forgot where they parked the plane? They'd rather roller skate? I wish I had roller skates. Not roller skates with bees in them though, cause ow.

(The above message was brought to you by an overdose of sugar. We now return you to your regularly scheduled progam).

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bumblebee#Flight

Ahhh.. "the power of its own ignorance" ... joy.

"I've looked into a million laughing unhappinesses. In every bar and on the TV. But I know the real thing. I can remember. I can almost tell you how it is." - Trap the Spark - Happiness is the Road - Marillion
"Our forefathers died for the pursuit of happiness, not the sit around and wait for happiness." -Barney -HIMYM

KAREL

Wednesday, July 15, 2009 5:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Jadehand:
Ahhh.. "the power of its own ignorance" ... joy.

They didn't get the "you can't fly" memo. Too, they must not be on a "no fly" list.

DAVESHAYNE

Wednesday, July 15, 2009 7:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
I have a penguin called Bumblebee, but he can't fly.

Like Vitelli? Is he a cowardly creature too?

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Thursday, July 16, 2009 3:08 AM

He's named after the Transformer. He's best friends with Bobbie the Toga Monkey.

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

SERYN

Friday, July 17, 2009 12:02 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Jadehand:
Ahhh.. "the power of its own ignorance" ... joy.

It that like when the Roadrunner runs through a painted tunnel or across the top of a ravine? Or when Wyle E Coyote runs off a cliff and doesn't fall until he looks down?

I wish I had the power of ignorance - that would be my superhero power. Ignoragirl - i would also have the power to make people disappear by ignoring them.

(and this post was bought to you by being up way past my bed time.)

BLACK12AKYTCA

Friday, July 17, 2009 1:15 AM

That super power would be tricky, though, since if anyone ever commented on your power you'd know about and POOF, it'd be gone..

you know, I would totally do this-
http://www.brokenplotdevice.com/2008/09/15/coffee-cover-up/
.... and this!
http://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=381
Both are awesome webcomics, and I would higly recommend reading both of them ^.^

THEREALME

Friday, July 17, 2009 8:52 AM

I want to live in a world like Mai's World.

Oh, and I'm glad we're all still here!

MSA

Friday, July 17, 2009 4:22 PM

That's what we need... Mai's World. The next big hit:)

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

MAI

Saturday, July 18, 2009 1:31 AM

You already are, but it's a secret.

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

THEREALME

Saturday, July 18, 2009 6:37 AM

I just hope that I am not a slinky in Mai's World.

SERYN

Monday, July 20, 2009 7:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Black12Akytca:
That super power would be tricky, though, since if anyone ever commented on your power you'd know about and POOF, it'd be gone..

...

Gorramit.

MSA

Monday, July 20, 2009 7:58 PM

HUGS Seryn:)

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

SERYN

Monday, July 20, 2009 8:06 PM

aw, thank you.

You know everytime i see one of your posts i get all jealous over your picture of you and NVG - I want to do the same and i'm too uptight. Maybe I could make Simonwho wear a placard or something.

How is the bairn doing? I'm told it's decidedly uncomfortable sporting a bump in summer - if i ever have babies its going to be precisely timed!

DAVESHAYNE

Monday, July 20, 2009 11:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
I just hope that I am not a slinky in Mai's World.

That's just the way the world works. Sometimes you're a slinky - sometimes the stairs.

BTW does anybody know where you can get the old metal slinkys? The new fangled plastic ones just don't work right.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

JADEHAND

Monday, July 20, 2009 11:44 PM

http://www.amazon.com/Poof-Original-Metal-Slinky/dp/B000JCOZS2

"I've looked into a million laughing unhappinesses. In every bar and on the TV. But I know the real thing. I can remember. I can almost tell you how it is." - Trap the Spark - Happiness is the Road - Marillion
"Our forefathers died for the pursuit of happiness, not the sit around and wait for happiness." -Barney -HIMYM

MAI

Tuesday, July 21, 2009 5:12 AM

No one is the slinky. At least no one here in this thread or on this site.

Mai's world welcomes you if you wish to live here, but if not that's ok too. I'm sure there are plenty of other second rate planets that are in need of populatin'

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

MSA

Tuesday, July 21, 2009 5:40 PM

Just promise not to straighten it :)
Nothing sadder than a straightened slinky

HUGS Zeryn... thanks you should see my facebook pic.

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, July 21, 2009 10:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by MsA:
Just promise not to straighten it :)
Nothing sadder than a straightened slinky

Well kinked Slinkys are fairly unhappymaking as well but yes I promise not to do any Slinky straightening.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, July 21, 2009 11:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Jadehand:
http://www.amazon.com/Poof-Original-Metal-Slinky/dp/B000JCOZS2

How did I not think to look on the interweb? Seriously?

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

COZEN

Thursday, July 23, 2009 4:13 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Thursday, July 23, 2009 8:08 PM

Awesome. I think Cozen wins this round.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

KAREL

Thursday, July 23, 2009 9:21 PM

*snort*

JADEHAND

Friday, July 24, 2009 3:50 AM

JAYNE
I'll chip in.

"I've looked into a million laughing unhappinesses. In every bar and on the TV. But I know the real thing. I can remember. I can almost tell you how it is." - Trap the Spark - Happiness is the Road - Marillion
"Our forefathers died for the pursuit of happiness, not the sit around and wait for happiness." -Barney -HIMYM

MAI

Friday, July 24, 2009 7:07 AM

I agree, Cozen wins. Time for a new thread? Someone else's turn to come up with a clever heading.

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

DAVESHAYNE

Friday, July 24, 2009 11:59 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
I agree, Cozen wins. Time for a new thread? Someone else's turn to come up with a clever heading.

"At your command."

http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=11&t=39254

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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