Companion Girls - SpaceAngler

(To the tune of "Fat-Bottomed Girls" By Queen)

Note: My first attempt at filk.

Oh, I've bought and paid for you tonight

Ah, but chose me so it's alright

You're more that a whore who comes around

Companion Girls

You make the Browncoat worlds go round

I was just a lad on Canton

Never done no sinful plantin'

But that changed before I took my Barony

With my father my umbrella

I was such a lucky fella

When Inara decided to service me

Hey Hey!

I've been moving through the black

heading to the edge and back

i've done ev'ry ship's mechanic on the way

they've got beauty, but not grace

they end up flat on their face

take me to Companion ladies every time

Oh, I've bought and paid for you tonight

Ah, but chose me so it's alright

You're more that a whore who comes around

Companion Girls, you make the Browncoat worlds go round

Companion Girls, you make Alliance worlds go round

Hey listen here

You got ships and frontier traders

You'll see Reavers, you'll see raiders

In the Black they ain't got no technology (I tell you)

Oh but I still got my freedom

And I just can't wait to meet 'em,

Companion woman you gonna make a Browncoat out of me

Now get this

Oh, I've bought and paid for you tonight

Ah, but chose me so it's alright

You're more that a whore who comes around

Companion Girls, you make the Browncoat worlds go round

Companion Girls, you make Alliance worlds go round

Get on your ships and fly!

Oooh yeah them Companion girls

Companion girls

Yeah yeah yeah

Companion girls

Yes yes