Anyway, River saw the falling Goose (note: when a giant Space Goose enters atmosphere, it is immediately to have the word "Space" dropped from its title, as it is no longer in space, and so is only a giant Goose), and said to herself, "A falling Goose. Make a wish." And, of course, one is to never, never, [b][i]NEVER[/i][/b] make a wish upon a falling Goose, as the wish will be granted in reverse. Now, River said, "I wish that Simon wasn't such a boob." Unfourtunately, in anyother language it would be jibberish backwards, but in Jibberishian, it translated into: "Make the Reaver's come back or I will unleash mani-fold vicious Rabbit's upon thee, of mighty Goorslagen-Freeg!!!!" Of course, Goorslagen-Freeg is a rather powerful diety from Jibberlandia, home of the Jibberishian's, who speak Jibberish
-- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the 'Verse: Part 4 by Alliethorn7