Disclaimer: this song is purely for amusing purposes and doesnt reflect the author`s view of guns

Carol of the guns

(to the melody of Carol of the Bells)

Hark! how the guns

Sweet silver guns

All seem to say,

"Buy me right away."

Paradise is here

Bringing the gear

To young and old

Meek and the bold

Bang, Bong, Bang, Bong

That is their song

With joyful ring

All caroling

One seems to hear

shots of good cheer

From ev'rywhere

Filling the air

Oh how they pound,

Raising the sound,

O'er hill and dale,

Telling their tale,

Safety they bring

While people sing

Shots of good cheer

Protection is here

Merry, merry, merry, merry weapons

Merry, merry, merry, merry weapons

On, on they send

On without end

Their warning tone

To ev'ry home