Would you like to swing round the stars

Stealing boxes out of train cars

And get into some brawls in some bars

Or would you rather be Mal

Mal is the captain and he finds all the crime

He’ll come back for you every time

As he has shown, he’s full of attitude,

Especially when Saffron leaves him nude!

If you don’t like to stay in one locale,

You might grow up to be Mal

Would you like to swing round the stars

Stealing boxes out of train cars

And get into some brawls in some bars

Or would you rather be Jayne

Jayne is a fella that is good with a gun

He sure knows how to have fun,

He’ll fight on your side if you pay him enough

And that’s a good thing because he sure is tough!

So if you’re really good at dishin’ out pain

You might grow up to be Jayne

Would you like to swing round the stars

Stealing boxes out of train cars

And get into some brawls in some bars

Or would you rather be Wash

Wash is the pilot and he's Zoe's sweet dear

Except when he's had a few beer

He flies Serenity throughout the verse

and in a pinch...he can be terse

So maybe that sort of life isn't that posh

but you still could grow up to be Wash

And all the space monkeys didn't attack

Just wait till Kaylee gets back

So you see it's all up to you

You could be farther out than Mars,

You could be swingin' round the stars!