CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #65
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Friday, July 17, 2015 04:25
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Amazing round, Tightpantsers! All of you Captioneers make me laugh, make me cry, and certainly make me nostalgic for 2002 and a TV series unlike any other. Okay, enough with the sappy reminiscing! Our winner and honorable mention have been chosen by Yours Truly! And let me just say, while often times what is funny wins, sometimes a caption really grabs the heart of Firefly and tweaks it, and I adore those, so BOTH of the captions following are winners in my book because they both invoke a little thought, a little chuckle, and a whole lot of the 'Verse. Great work and congrats to WHOZIT (hey, perseverance paid off!) and THGRRI (sometimes simple is complex!) whose captions are truly in the spirit of the 'Verse. :)

Shiny stuff! Go for repeats! Try your hands and brains at this round's capture!
Kaylee: No offense, Shepherd, you're cute and all, but you're gonna have to do better than a box of strawberries to get into my engine room...
Heh, I made myself laugh out loud. ;) Maybe it's not funny, or even if it is, I am sure you can top it! Ready...set...GO SE! :P
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Gratz, WHOZIT! That was a wicked entry! :)
SHEPERD: I don't usually say this, Missy, but if i weren't a man of God, I would take you in a manly fashion!
KAYLEE: I'm sorry, what was that?! Wait, I need to adjust my hearing aid!
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Kaylee: Um, Shepherd? You should tuck that hair back in, else River will go crazy!
No power in the 'verse can stop me!
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(expanding on the hair hilarity)
Kaylee: Yeah, see how I have cute buns in my hair? Doesn't make River go bibbledy. Maybe you should try?
BWAH! 
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(expanding on the hair hilarity myself a bit)
Sheperd: "The snow on the roof is too heavy."!? What does that mean?!
Kaylee: Um, I think she's saying you have dandruff, preacher.
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I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the cheers and applause whozit is getting for winning yet another caption game. You need a ride or something?
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Book- Call me Grandpa again and I'll gut you like a fish
Kaylee- Gulp
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Book- I know I'm new here, but is it normal for Jayne to go through your underwear drawer?
Kaylee- What???
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Kaylee: You know what that sound is?
Book: What?
Kaylee: Sounds like it's time for a song!
Book: I think I'll check out that other ship.
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Kudos to WHOZIT!!
Kaylee: "And when I pull my ear I look just like Howdy Doody!"
Book: "I envy your.....talents."
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Book (in an Arnold voice): Come with me if you want to live!
Kaylee:: You got an engine room do ya?
BWAH! 
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Kaylee: You don't by any chance have a spare catalyzer as payment, do you?
No power in the 'verse can stop me!
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Kaylee: I got this jacket off a dead hooker.
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Kaylee: "When did I first meet the Captain? Umm, it was during Bible study, yeah, Bible study....."
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Quote:
Originally posted by MUTT999:
Kaylee: "When did I first meet the Captain? Umm, it was during Bible study, yeah, Bible study....."
LOL. Loved it! :)
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Kaylee: So do you want to book passage or not? "Wayward Pines" is on in a few minutes so I don't have a lot of time to talk to you.
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Kaylee: I'd sure like a turn at your pages, Shepherd Book. Mrawr!
BWAH! 
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Kaylee: Well, gee, everyone seems to like expanding on hair jokes. Hey, just like your hair can expand! Get it...? Hello...?
OR
Kaylee: Don't tell anyone, Shepherd, but there is a power in the universe than can stop me: strawberries.
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Kaylee: We won't be leaving until the guy gets done cleaning the carpets.
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Kaylee: Wait a tick, there really *is* a dollar behind my ear! How'd ya do that?!
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(And yet even more hair hilarity)
Kaylee: It's just a Curly Clip hair extension; see? it snaps right on! *click*
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Sheperd: I heard those Cappison 32 engines are great!
Kaylee: Well...
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Kaylee: Crikey! I didn't expect to see you again!
Shepherd: What do you mean, child?
Kaylee: Well, y'know...since you died in the movie...
What? Too soon? :P
BWAH! 
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Quote:
Originally posted by MUTT999:
@TCM
Well it was either that or:
Kaylee: Uhhh...Shepherd? Didn't we bury you a while back?
Shepherd: Braaaaaaiiinnnssss....
Kaylee: Ai ya! River's upstairs.
BWAH!

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Okay, loosen up those tightpants! Just a couple more days and I'll pick winner(s)! Get those last minute submissions in now!
BWAH! 
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Kaylee: The cabin we're going to put you in no longer smells like the guy that died in it...and there's free porn.
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Kaylee: So if Simon and I were to, um, "farm" like they do in the Bible, without being married first, we'd go to the special hell?
OR
Kaylee: Do you have any batteries as payment?
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Book: "Name is Cosby. Bill Cosby."
Kaylee: "Bill Cos...Cos...Cos..."
Book: "GOTCHA!! Just some Abbey humor, child. Here, have some fruit."
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Kaylee: So, you...haven't seen the new Con Man trailer then?
Book: Child, I *am* a con man.
BWAH! 
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Welcome to Comic-Con, if you spot Conan O'Brian, please punch him in the face.
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Welcome to Comic-Con 2015, would you like to see the Con Man panel? There's plenty of room...a lot of room. If you come in you'll get a beer and a bag of chips.
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I'm bumping this thread...wanna get stoned?
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Welcome aboard, by the way, you have to bring your own towels...and toilet paper...and toilet.
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