CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #78

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Friday, June 24, 2016 05:19
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, April 21, 2016 8:29 AM

This was a tough round, but one of you managed to capture both the feel of a card game action and the feel of Firefly in a way I could actually envision it existing! A lot of great submissions, but give it up for RYCE who had this wonderful entry!

Congrats, RYCE! And special honors to MUTT999 who actually edited in their submissions with nifty little graphics too! I approve highly! I had a prize for you, but Badger stole it, you'll have to get it back from him...

Meanwhile, let's get back to captioning scenes, shall we? This is from a deleted scene (hence the lower resolution I think), so have fun with Zoe and Simon in a bunk...

Zoe: So, I hear you're takin' up Companioning like Inara?
Simon: Ahhh...umm...
Zoe: Cash or credit?

Okay! That's a fun one to lead you into all kinds of Jayne-level humor...have at it!

MUTT999

Thursday, April 21, 2016 8:34 PM

Gratz to RYCE...good one!!

Zoe: "You want me naked, on this bed, to remove a splinter from my finger?"
Simon: "Yes, and does, um, Wash have a splinter, or hernia?"

WHOZIT

Friday, April 22, 2016 3:57 AM

Congrats RYCE

...and that's how I became a stripper

WHOZIT

Friday, April 22, 2016 3:58 AM

Sorry, double click.

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Friday, April 22, 2016 8:26 PM

Zoe- You were right. You can't play musical chairs with a bed.

Simon- Maybe not, Jayne is sitting on the floor.

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Friday, April 22, 2016 8:33 PM

This week on Flip my Bunk

Zoe- I think we hang all your medical supplies on the wall. I did it with Jayne's guns and he loves it. Then we add some can lights to the ceiling and maybe some cute bar stools over there.

WHOZIT

Friday, April 22, 2016 9:19 PM

...then I pulled out my gun and shot him in the head...what's that crawling up the wall?

MUTT999

Friday, April 22, 2016 9:32 PM

Zoë: "There's only nine of us, Doc, do we really need a gender-neutral bathroom?"

WHOZIT

Saturday, April 23, 2016 7:47 PM

...and finally, there's only one spoon, we share it.

RYCE

Monday, April 25, 2016 2:07 AM

Thanks all!

Zoe: I know it was you who farted at dinner.

WHOZIT

Tuesday, April 26, 2016 6:58 AM

Zoe: Whenever I get sick please do not give me any drugs, just sing "Soft Kitty".

WHOZIT

Wednesday, April 27, 2016 3:54 AM

...and never go into the cabin next door, it's filled with bees

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, April 28, 2016 3:13 AM

Zoe: You ever see Cabin in the Woods?
Simon: Yeah.
Zoe: Same guy who created that created this place...
Simon: *gulp*

BWAH!
TCM

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WHOZIT

Saturday, April 30, 2016 3:58 AM

...and every Tuesday is donut Tuesday, don't forget that.

RYCE

Sunday, May 1, 2016 5:47 AM

Zoe: Boxers or briefs?

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

RYCE

Wednesday, May 4, 2016 3:59 AM

Zoe: It's still your move in Words with Friends

WHOZIT

Friday, May 6, 2016 4:31 AM

...and if you talk during "Empire" I'll break your knees, I hope you enjoy the trip.

MUTT999

Friday, May 6, 2016 10:57 PM

Zoë: "...now the bad news. Know that meat we had for supper last night?"

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, May 7, 2016 8:47 PM

HAHAHA! Some of these are exceptional! Keep up the good work! Prepare yourself, a Winner is coming... ;)

Zoe: Yeah, Free Comic Book Day is today. No, you don't get one. Cap'n is still miffed about that whole "punching thing" back on Lilac.

BWAH!

TCM

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WHOZIT

Tuesday, May 10, 2016 3:37 AM

...oh, and one of us is a robot.

WHOZIT

Wednesday, May 11, 2016 3:51 AM

...and then when I got out of rehab I started a snow globe collection...

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, May 12, 2016 2:51 AM

Zoe: Seems you didn't post a caption and we fell off the top-ten list. Cap'n's a might unhappy, but he'll let you live. Maybe. Probably. Of course Jayne might not...
Simon: You always take playing games this serious on this ship?
Zoe: Yep.

BWAH!
TCM

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BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Friday, May 13, 2016 2:21 AM

Sean- So did you talk to Nathan about my Castle cameo?

Gina- Yeah...not gonna happen.

WHOZIT

Friday, May 13, 2016 4:24 AM

Gina: Have you ever worked with Nathan before?

Sean: No.

Gina: Get ready for A LOT of out takes, and if he asks you to pull his finger, don't.

WHOZIT

Saturday, May 14, 2016 4:17 AM

They cancelled "Castle", but Nathan got a job in "Death of a Salesman" at the dinner theater in Fresno...as a stagehand.

RYCE

Sunday, May 15, 2016 11:07 PM

Zoe: Why are you sitting all of the way over there? Are you afraid of me?
Simon: Wash said you could kill me with your pinky.

WHOZIT

Saturday, May 21, 2016 11:18 PM

Gina: For some strange reason I feel the need to take a dump in Delaware...dunno why?

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Monday, May 23, 2016 8:38 PM

Simon-So you want me to tell the Captain, Wash is sick and needs a planet with a beach to recover on?

Zoe- If you could working "close to some shopping" that'd be great.

WHOZIT

Wednesday, May 25, 2016 4:26 AM

Zoe: TCM should be by your cabin soon, he's always hurting himself. Last time he hurt himself was when he got stoned on nasal spray and tried to play soccer with a bowling ball.

Simon: He once dropped a house on his foot...how does someone do that?

MUTT999

Wednesday, May 25, 2016 7:49 PM

Zoë: "Sooo...invisible Tall Card was your idea? It really does run in the family, doesn't it?"

RYCE

Saturday, May 28, 2016 4:35 AM

Zoe: So you think TCM is going to pick a winner anytime soon?

MUTT999

Tuesday, May 31, 2016 7:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Ryce:
Zoe: So you think TCM is going to pick a winner anytime soon?

Simon: "Maybe. What time does rehab let out?"

WHOZIT

Friday, June 3, 2016 3:50 AM

Gina: Have you seen TCM lately?

Sean: No, last time I saw him he said something about Fresno, haven't seen him since.

MUTT999

Wednesday, June 8, 2016 8:16 PM

I heard it involved peanut butter and a bowling ball......

WHOZIT

Thursday, June 9, 2016 3:36 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by MUTT999:

I heard it involved peanut butter and a bowling ball......

Maybe we should send him flowers and a nice card?

MUTT999

Thursday, June 9, 2016 7:54 PM

WHOZIT

Friday, June 10, 2016 5:05 AM

Gina: They found TCM

Sean: Where is he?

Gina: He's living in a cheap motel outside of town, he's selling his blood for beer money

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, June 11, 2016 5:07 AM

Sorry, gang, REAL LIFE(TM) has been a bit on the heavy side. Long story short, my aunt passed away, and now my dad is getting worse. Trying to keep it all together and keep the family strong.

Anyway, soon as I get another breather, I'll get a winner and new round posted. I appreciate your patience, and even the humor in keeping the thread going. Truly gave me a smile, and I needed it. Thank you, Tightpantsers!

BWAH!
TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

WHOZIT

Saturday, June 11, 2016 6:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Sorry, gang, REAL LIFE(TM) has been a bit on the heavy side. Long story short, my aunt passed away, and now my dad is getting worse. Trying to keep it all together and keep the family strong.

Anyway, soon as I get another breather, I'll get a winner and new round posted. I appreciate your patience, and even the humor in keeping the thread going. Truly gave me a smile, and I needed it. Thank you, Tightpantsers!

BWAH!
TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

Welcome back, sorry about what's going on at home.

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Monday, June 13, 2016 10:42 PM

Hope things get better for you soon TCM

Day 37 and the staring contest continues

WHOZIT

Tuesday, June 14, 2016 4:35 AM

Gina: TCM is back

Sean: I saw him earlier, he has a tattoo on his forehead, he said he doesn't remember when or where he got it...or the whole month of May for that matter.

MUTT999

Tuesday, June 14, 2016 7:10 PM

We'll be here when ya get back. All the best.

WHOZIT

Wednesday, June 15, 2016 3:55 AM

Gina: TCM will likely disappear for another month, who'll bump this thread?

Sean: I hired an illegal Mexican to bump it, he's also trimming my bushes. He's going to make one look like a bunny.

WHOZIT

Tuesday, June 21, 2016 4:38 AM

Gina: Did you see "The Last Ship?" Adam's character is the Captain of the ship now

Sean: Do you think Nathan is going to call him looking for a guest spot?

Gina: That is the dumbest question in the history of questions.

WHOZIT

Friday, June 24, 2016 5:17 AM

Zoe: The Captain has decided to cover the ship in stucco.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, June 24, 2016 5:19 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:

Gina: Did you see "The Last Ship?" Adam's character is the Captain of the ship now

Sean: Do you think Nathan is going to call him looking for a guest spot?

Gina: That is the dumbest question in the history of questions.

Just gotta say I really liked this one too. You were in competition with yourself LoL

BWAH!

TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/