CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #81
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, November 22, 2016 23:30
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Well this may be a first for the pockets of the ol' Tightpants...
Congrats to MUTT999 for the winning hi-larious caption AND the honorable mention! (because I enjoyed that movie! don't judge! that's my job lol!)
Here they are!
Now that means the rest of y'all need to ante up big time or get squashed like a bitty bug ;) Here you go:
MAL: Yarr! We be Space Pirates!
SIMON:: I thought you were Space Cowboys?
MAL: Don't sully this...what are you, a FOX exec? Ai ya!!
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Congrats MUTT
Captain: We won't be long, we're going to take Jayne far out into the desert and dump him there, we'll bring back a pizza
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Thanks TCM! (as I slip a twenty into your shirt pocket)
Gina (thinking): "Nathan and that perfect freakin' hair!"
Adam (thinking): "I hope he's bald before 50."
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Mal: River swallowed a bug, so we're getting her to a doctor.
Simon: I am a doctor.
No power in the 'verse can stop me!
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Mal: I told you that when you use the mule put gas in it before you bring it back, since you didn't do that now you have to put on a HAZ-MAT suit and clean Jayne's cabin. Now open the door and tell me I'm pretty.
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Nathan; We're going to the store and pick up some "Moose Piss Beer" because I'm a fucking Canadian, you want us to pick you up something?
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Nathan: Instead of robbing a bank we're going to a Sci-fi convention and sign photos for $50 a pop and come back with garbage bags filled will cash, then I'm going to blow it all on "Moose Piss Beer" because I'm a fucking Canadian
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Quote:
Originally posted by MUTT999:
Thanks TCM! (as I slip a twenty into your shirt pocket)
For the...uhh...pizza party...yeah...that you're treating us to...right!
<.<
>.>
<.<
BWAH!
TCM
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Mal: *sigh* Really? Super glue on the controls? Doctor, don't you think that went out with Earth-that-was?
BWAH!
TCM
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As Nathan did his lines both Adam and Gina thought about how much fun it would be to pound the shit out of him
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Mal: "You don't punch me for another 10 minutes. So how come I have this black eye now?"
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Mal: "He's at Comic Con. He thinks he's someone called 'Alan'. Have the heavy meds ready."
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Mal-No officer, I don't know how fast we were going. Space Cowboy lives matter.
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Mal- Zoe has shotgun
Simon- But Zoe didn't call shotgun. I did.
Mal- That's true. Zoe get in the back.
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Quote:
Originally posted by BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM:
Mal- Zoe has shotgun
Simon- But Zoe didn't call shotgun. I did.
Mal- That's true. Zoe get in the back.
Let's one up this...
Mal: Zoe has shotgun.
Simon: But Zoe didn't call shotgun, I did.
Mal: Lemme rephrase...Zoe has A shotgun, so you get in back with Jayne.
Jayne: You better stay on your side!
BWAH!
TCM
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TCM, you beat me to the shotgun!
No power in the 'verse can stop me!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ryce:
TCM, you beat me to the shotgun!
No power in the 'verse can stop me!
BWAH!
TCM
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Mal: I'm gettin' the hell outta here before Trump or Hillary get access to nukes! You comin'??!!??
(I don't know if that's funny, but it sure keeps crossing my mind) 
BWAH!
TCM
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http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Mal: I'm gettin' the hell outta here before Trump or Hillary get access to nukes! You comin'??!!??
(I don't know if that's funny, but it sure keeps crossing my mind)
BWAH!
TCM
Nathan: I'm heading back to Canada. Jump on.
No power in the 'verse can stop me!
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Mal-I'll have the number one with a chocolate shake. She'll have the grilled chicken with onion rings, and one kiddie meal.
Jayne- Make sure it's for a boy. I don't want the girly toy.
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Quote:
Originally posted by BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM:
Mal-I'll have the number one with a chocolate shake. She'll have the grilled chicken with onion rings, and one kiddie meal.
Jayne- Make sure it's for a boy. I don't want the girly toy.
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Mal: "..and when no one's looking, have Kaylee dump the waste tank."
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Mal: Hop on up. We gotta bump this thread.
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TCM's Father passed away. He blogged about it. For those who want to send condolences here is the link
[url] http://www.fireflyfans.net/blog.aspx?bid=9640[/url]
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Mal- We are leaving you in charge. The emergency numbers are on the fridge. Feed the gold fish and everyone in bed by 10.
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Mal: There's crime to be done, and that don't include you unless I conjure it does...and I ain't from Hogwarts-that-was, so... *floors the gas*
Ok my fine bunch of Rubens, I'm back-ish. Trying to get life back on track, so a few more submissions (if'n y'all still are playing) and I'll get a winner picked in a couple of days and start a new round.
BWAH!
TCM
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