CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #83

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Friday, January 27, 2017 20:38
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, December 30, 2016 10:18 AM

Is it Christmas? Well it is for MUTT999!!! Check out the winning entry:

Now here's a little something with less special hell...or not...kinda depends on you!

Bazaar Barker: Yeah, um, I got nothin' for this round of captioning...

Ok, that may be my worst effort yet, so it should be easy-peasy for you to top it! Ain't nothin' like dead bessie over there, right? Winner of this round earns 12 bits...12 bits of something... ;P

Happy Capioning! :D

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, December 31, 2016 11:03 PM

Bazaar Barker: Happy New Year!
Customer: "Year" is a vestigial mode of time measurement based on solar cycles. We're on a space station. It's not applicable... I'm not buying anything.

Have a safe and happy New Year's weekend, Tightpantsers, wherever you are on (or off) this spinnin' world!

TCM

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MUTT999

Tuesday, January 3, 2017 7:44 PM

Thanks TCM! And a happy new year (hopefully) to all the Browncoats!

Reggie the Barker: " ...it will haunt your dreams and harrow -- YES -- your very soul. It's Joss Whedon singing Gettin' Jiggy Wit It."

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Wednesday, January 4, 2017 1:17 AM

WTG Mutt

So I open the package and this fine handmade hat is in it. I tossed that ugly knit hat I used to wear in and seal it back up. They'll be none the wiser.

MUTT999

Wednesday, January 4, 2017 11:20 PM

Abe the Barker: "37 score and 1 year ago...."

MUTT999

Wednesday, January 4, 2017 11:37 PM

Harry the Barker: "Pull a what from my hat? What's a henway?"

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Friday, January 6, 2017 9:25 PM

Next week on a very Special Firefly Christmas.

I'm the ghost of Christmas capers. Let's look back back at your dirty deeds...wobbly headed geisha dolls? Seriously? That's it? I'm out.
The ghost of "It works better if you talk about your relationship" will be along later.

MUTT999

Friday, January 6, 2017 11:28 PM

Bob the Barker: "MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION! Will the owner of a silver Firefly Class please report to the docking station. Your lights are on."

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Wednesday, January 11, 2017 9:41 PM

One of Inrara's more colorful customers.

MUTT999

Thursday, January 12, 2017 10:00 PM

Greg the Barker: "Welcome back my friends, to the show that never ends. Well, um, it ends, um, but.....oh, never mind."

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, January 13, 2017 9:27 AM

Ouch, MUTT999, just...ouch. ;)

CNN reporter: Forget what you think you know. Forget what your intelligence agencies told you when they briefed you, forget the lies of our oppressive, capitalistic Trump government! Behind this curtain is the very secret they do not want you to see -- the most astounding political find in the history of humanity. Proof! Of golden showers. That's right, go ahead and laugh, sir, but what you see inside this room will change your life forever! It will haunt your dreams and harrow -- YES -- your very soul.

(sorry, couldn't resist)

BWAH!
TCM

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http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, January 21, 2017 5:53 AM

Actor: So, am I going to be a recurring villain?
Joss(OS): No.
Actor: A recurring hero?
Joss(OS): Definitely not.
Actor: A recurring character then?
Joss(OS): Probably not.
Actor: You said "probably", which means possibly so?!
Joss(OS): Tell you what, if we have a 2nd season of Firefly, I'll call you. By the way, that jacket was woven from my back hair. *snickers*

BWAH!
TCM

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http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

MUTT999

Wednesday, January 25, 2017 7:26 PM

Hezekiah the Folk Barker (singing):

"Where have all the Browncoats gone?

Long time passing.

Where have all the Browncoats gone?

Long time ago..."

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, January 27, 2017 6:40 PM

Looks like this round has lost some steam (which is probably why Firefly engines use a fusion drive lol), so I'm gonna let this ride into the weekend, and then pick a winner and post the new round sometime on Sunday. If you saved a good caption, now's the time to get it in!

BWAH!
TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

MUTT999

Friday, January 27, 2017 8:38 PM

Marvin the Barker: "Please put the paint cans down! No dogs were hurt in the making of this coat!"