CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #2

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Wednesday, August 31, 2005 18:42
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Sunday, November 14, 2004 5:19 PM

Well, first let me say, you all have great imagination and it was difficult to choose, especially considering I did a spit take on one! So, without further jabber, here is the Week #1 winner...

Congrats, Wiccanslyr!

And now for this week's Caption Tightpants, we have a nice shot of Shephard Book, so have at 'em!

BOOK: "WHOA! Shouldn't we be in the infirmary for a hernial examination, Doctor?"

CAPNRAHN

Sunday, November 14, 2004 5:27 PM

Duhrrr, which way did he go, Georg...errr Simon.

"Remember, there is only ONE absolute - There ARE NO absolutes!!!"

DRAGONWINE

Sunday, November 14, 2004 5:34 PM

Book: Uuuumm, a paternity test? Is that really needed, I mean I never married you know!

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

MALICIOUS

Sunday, November 14, 2004 5:54 PM

"....uuurrrrpppp. Pay up, Doc. I just burped the entire alphabet and you said I couldn't."

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

DARKJESTER

Sunday, November 14, 2004 5:55 PM

"Stop me if you've heard this one, doc. Jesus, two Jews and a leper walk into a bar......"

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

DAIKATH

Sunday, November 14, 2004 8:22 PM

Book:"Jayne, you know the Bible doesn't aprove of the place you are putting that Rainstick in."
Simon:"In all my years as a doctor I didn't know it could stretch that much."

SUCCATASH

Sunday, November 14, 2004 9:08 PM

BOOK: "Wow, your hands are cold!"

SIMON: "Turn your head and cough."

"Gott kann dich nicht vor mir beschuetzen, weil ich nicht boese bin."

JEBBYPAL

Sunday, November 14, 2004 10:19 PM

And then it turned out that Inara's client was a woman!

The Strawberry Monkey who defends tight pants everywhere!

BARCLAY

Sunday, November 14, 2004 11:30 PM

"And you should have seen the size of the scripture she was carrying!"

MANIACNUMBERONE

Sunday, November 14, 2004 11:47 PM

Book: "You know... from behind, you kind of remind me of a young man at the abbey I used to um, know."

MANIACNUMBERONE

Monday, November 15, 2004 12:29 AM

Book: The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water."
The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."

SUCCATASH

Monday, November 15, 2004 1:13 AM

Book: "...and THAT's the story of how I became more or less intact."

Simon (thinking): Note to self: Never ask about Book's past.

"Gott kann dich nicht vor mir beschuetzen, weil ich nicht boese bin."

BLINKER

Monday, November 15, 2004 1:37 AM

BOOK: ALLLLLLLrighty then! [pause] Do NOT!...go in there.
SIMON: Oh! Do Roseanne again!

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SUCCATASH

Monday, November 15, 2004 2:05 AM

Book: "I told you so! Yours IS bigger."

"Gott kann dich nicht vor mir beschuetzen, weil ich nicht boese bin."

SUCCATASH

Monday, November 15, 2004 3:33 AM

Book: "Oh... I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive..."

"Gott kann dich nicht vor mir beschuetzen, weil ich nicht boese bin."

MANTICHORUS

Monday, November 15, 2004 10:43 AM

BOOK: "Excuse me doctor, do you have anything for constipation?"

Or, alternatively...

BOOK: "Excuse me doctor, do you have anything for diarrhoea?"

Toilet humour... Well sophisticated here.

EDIT - Another idea...
BOOK: "What do you mean, I look like a fish?"
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"Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact." -George Eliot, Impressions of Theophrastus Such.

COSMICFUGITIVE

Monday, November 15, 2004 12:21 PM

BOOK: "...and that's not an easy thing for a ninety year old shepherd to do you know..."

SIMON: (Thinking) *Shoot me now. PLEASE!*

BEENWITHAWARRIORWOMAN

Monday, November 15, 2004 2:35 PM

Book: Simon, you gotta see this!! Jayne's mom sent him another hat!

EDIT: I quickly realized it would be much funnier this way:

Simon: Shepherd Book, you gotta come quick! Jayne's mom sent him another hat!
Book: Lead the way!

Or maybe the first one was funnier... Take your pick.

ZOID

Monday, November 15, 2004 3:02 PM

BOOK: "So, Barney says, 'Aw, c'mon, Ange! Why can't I have more'n one bullet?' And Sheriff Taylor says, 'You keep that in your shirt pocket, now, Barney, or I'll take your gun away!' And then..."

SIMON (Thinking): You are so old!

Archaically,

zed

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

Monday, November 15, 2004 6:06 PM

Book: Okay, okay, here's my Bill Cosby impersonation: 'Mmmm, okay, so I want to tell you 'bout deez pudding pops.'

Simon (thinking): Bill who?

-Taylor

The Uncharted Outlaw!
"I brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped...sin and hellfire... one has lepers."
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ODDNESS2HER

Monday, November 15, 2004 8:38 PM

Book: So then I told him about the SPECIAL Hell.

TUDYKRAWKS

Monday, November 15, 2004 9:03 PM

Simon: thanx for helping me figure that out Book
Book: (in high voice) Yeah i guess squeezing does give men a high voice..... please let go!

NEEDLESEYE

Monday, November 15, 2004 11:05 PM

Quote:

Book: Simon, I think you should know. Your sister is running through the ship with an apple, and Kaylee is chasing her.

Simon: So, what's the problem?

Book: This time... she's naked.

BILLYUNO

Monday, November 15, 2004 11:21 PM

Book: "*snicker* Don't look now... but the captain is standing just outside the hatch behind you... and he's NAKED"

Simon: "Really?"

Book: "Hee hee... yes, but don't look!"

(Because Book looks like he's trying not to laugh.)

VETERAN

Monday, November 15, 2004 11:57 PM

Book: Heavens, umm... er, I mean really it's not that big at all. Nobody will even notice. But, perhaps your sister could lend you some Clearasil.

THEGREYJEDI

Tuesday, November 16, 2004 2:10 AM

Quote:

Book: The Almighty says he can get me out of this mess, but He's pretty sure you're f**ked.

100 points to anyone who can tell me what that line is from, and another 50 if you can name each of the two characters involved.*

*points don't mean anything.

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BEENWITHAWARRIORWOMAN

Tuesday, November 16, 2004 2:35 AM

Duh.
Braveheart is the movie. William Wallace is f*cked (I hate that, I'd rather write out the word btw) and Prince Stephen of Ireland is the speaker. Great line.

SUCCATASH

Tuesday, November 16, 2004 4:11 AM

"You know, when I was your age, I ate girls like Kaylee for breakfast."

"Gott kann dich nicht vor mir beschuetzen, weil ich nicht boese bin."

THEGREYJEDI

Tuesday, November 16, 2004 4:32 AM

200 completely pointless points to Beenwithawarriorwoman!

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GOJIRO

Tuesday, November 16, 2004 4:44 AM

BOOK: "You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay, or you can call my Ray-Jay, but you can't call me -- er -- well, that's all I can recall."

SIMON: "No wonder it became Earth That Was."

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ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN

Tuesday, November 16, 2004 6:01 AM

"You really WERE Bozo the Clown before being a Shepherd" "Hey, clowns know about crime too"

Keep flying

BEENWITHAWARRIORWOMAN

Tuesday, November 16, 2004 1:49 PM

Book: When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get sprung, know what I'm saying?

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, November 16, 2004 7:57 PM

(so I play my own game...it is fun! I can't win, but I enjoy playing...)

BOOK: So I say to the Cap'n, "Shan Yu's writing is just sadistic crap justified by florid prose! And he says..."
SIMON (THINKING): That was *my* line you hwoon dan...

Cilantro!
TCM

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GRRARRG

Tuesday, November 16, 2004 9:04 PM

What other question could prompt that kind of an embarassed cringe?

Book: "You see, Doctor, due to the traditions of my order, I wasn't . . . well, I've been getting these infections, and . . . have you ever performed a . . . circumcision?"

I mock you with my monkey pants

GUNRUNNER

Tuesday, November 16, 2004 10:17 PM

Book: "...So it turns out she was a he!!"

PUMAMANREDUX

Wednesday, November 17, 2004 4:03 AM

Book: I remember a preacher once said, 'Nobody goes to hell unless they really want to.' I ended up here because I really wanted to.

Simon doesn't say a word

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couldn't resist posting this quote when I was searching for quotes at imdb.com with the word hell in them .. found the above was from a film called The Bounty Killer

http://imdb.com/Quotes?0058988

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DECKROID

Wednesday, November 17, 2004 10:01 AM

Book: You can get a good look at a T-bone steak by sticking your head up a butcher's ass... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull.

Doctor: Wow.

GORAMSHINY

Wednesday, November 17, 2004 4:10 PM

Book: While I agree the Captain should try some looser pants Doctor perhaps there's a better way to show him why.

ZOID

Wednesday, November 17, 2004 4:13 PM

DeckRoid:

Heh-heh... "Tommy Boy".

v/r,
zed
("Bees! Bees!..." or "I don't remember eating that!" or "Eres tu!" or... God, I miss Chris; that's gonna leave a mark)

YT

Thursday, November 18, 2004 10:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
Quote:

Book: The Almighty says he can get me out of this mess, but He's pretty sure you're f**ked.

100 points to anyone who can tell me what that line is from, and another 50 if you can name each of the two characters involved.*

Without reading ahead . . .
Braveheart
the manic Irish mercenary (canna recall his name)
speaking to William Wallace

Keep the Shiny Side Up

YT

Thursday, November 18, 2004 11:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by gojiro:
BOOK: You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay,

or you can call me Johnny, or you can call me Junior,

Quote:
or you can call my Ray-Jay,

or you can call me RJ, or you can call me RJJ, or you can call me RJJ,Junior. But ya doesn't has ta call my Johnson.

SIMON: I'm sorry, how old is that joke?

BOOK: 590 years old, next week.

Keep the Shiny Side Up

YT

Thursday, November 18, 2004 11:20 PM

duplicate

NIKNAK

Thursday, November 18, 2004 11:59 PM

SIMON: I've decided on second thought to accept my sister's proposal of marriage.

(reference to deleted scene from "Our Mrs Reynolds" in the DVD special features).

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, November 19, 2004 2:16 PM

Wow! Another great selection of captions!
Looks like I'll be up late picking a winner tomorrow, so there is still today and tomorrow to post your best caption for this screencap!

I guess as long as I am here...

BOOK: "Ever seen Kaylee eat a strawberry? Hooboy!"

Cilantro!
TCM

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GEEZER

Friday, November 19, 2004 4:55 PM

Simon: "No, Shepherd. I said take one a day for ten days, not all ten in one day. So, ever had your stomach pumped before?"

"Keep the Shiny side up"

COSMICFUGITIVE

Friday, November 19, 2004 5:09 PM

Based on the song 'United States of Whatever' by Liam Lynch:

BOOK: "Then I'm throwing dice in the Abbey. Shepherd Leroy comes up and is, like,'Hey, I thought I told you...' And I'm, like..."

SIMON: (Thinking) *Yeah, whatever!*

NOX2HED

Wednesday, August 31, 2005 3:47 PM

Doc, you said to cough when you squeezed my balls,. . . but that’s not my balls.

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One of us is crazy, and it's not you!

Help! I'm standing and I can't fall down.

KAYLEERULESALL

Wednesday, August 31, 2005 6:42 PM

Simon: Okay preacher. I'm on a mission from my sister. That hair's coming off one way or another. (brandishes scissors) We can do it the easy way, or the hard way...

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