A thread dedicated strictly to Mal-licious

POSTED BY: BadgersHat
UPDATED: Wednesday, February 2, 2005 01:56
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BADGERSHAT

Friday, December 10, 2004 4:00 PM

Okay folks, here's the deal.

There's a certain lovely lady haunting this board who has a tendency to read the thread topic, and somehow steer said topic toward HER.

So, I propose the following:

We create a thread (maybe this one?) where all topics diverge to our Mal-licious. Every time you post a response to a thread, you must also come here and post something, even just a word or two, about our lovely lady.

Perhaps, if she sees dozens or hundreds of posts about her on one thread, she will STOP HIJACKING OTHER THREADS!!

Or, on the other hand, seeing this many posts about her on one thread might cause her to think that ALL threads MUST be about her, and it'll make the rate of thread-jacking increase exponentially...

Let's give it a try and find out what happens, shall we?

--Jefé The Hat

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--Don't bother trying to predict, figure out, second guess, criticize, or suggest anything that comes from the mind of Joss Whedon, for you shall usually be wrong, and shall find out the Truth and Purpose in due time.
(This is the Truth of Whedoning)

"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

PSYCHICRIVER

Friday, December 10, 2004 4:15 PM

Good idea...

Mal, deary, your amazing!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We can take care of each other. I'll knit!"

GORRAMREAVERS

Friday, December 10, 2004 4:36 PM

Mal-darlin.

You aint weak...that aint nuthin.

ZOID

Friday, December 10, 2004 4:37 PM

For the seldom-if-ever 'mal' 'Lishus:

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and (somewhat) more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And TheRealMe cannot seem to get a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
Yet seasonally is Lish's honey-gold hair dimm'd to crystal brown;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade (thanks in part to questionable photography)
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st (which ain't gonna happen as long as Adobe makes Photoshop):
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see (aforementioned doctored, questionable images),

So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

...And tho' the Bard was too faint to ask,
Where's the nude photographee?

Poetic'ly,

zoid

P.S.
I luv you, 'Lish...

MALICIOUS

Friday, December 10, 2004 7:07 PM

BadgersHat!

This is an EXCELLENT idea! I bet she will LOVE it.

(Mal-licious wonders how on earth she can hijack THIS thread???)

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

MALICIOUS

Friday, December 10, 2004 7:09 PM

Again with the "questionable?!" Jeez!

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

JUSTASHEPHERD

Friday, December 10, 2004 7:24 PM

Quote:
(Mal-licious wonders how on earth she can hijack THIS thread???)

If anyone can do it, it's you!

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WWRD

GEEZER

Friday, December 10, 2004 8:28 PM

This thread is worthless without pictures.

"Keep the Shiny side up"

POTEMKINVILLAGER

Friday, December 10, 2004 10:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by JustAShepherd:
Quote:
(Mal-licious wonders how on earth she can hijack THIS thread???)

If anyone can do it, it's you!

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WWRD

Hint: she doesn't hijack fanfics. Heh-heh....

"The trouble with normal is it always gets worse."

MALICIOUS

Friday, December 10, 2004 11:43 PM

PV, thanks for the suggestion!

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

ZEEK

Friday, December 10, 2004 11:50 PM

Um...well I just read what this thread is all about and since I've posted since it's creation I guess I'm supposed to post here too.

Uh....I don't really know malicious at all but um...you seem....swell?

There. How'd I do?

MALICIOUS

Friday, December 10, 2004 11:55 PM

Zeek,

Hmmmm. You need some work, but I guess it was ok. Talk to Zoid, Jefe, Ebo, TheRealMe, Neroli (if she's still alive) and ThatWeirdGirl for hints on just how annoying I am. They should give you a big head start on your next post here!

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

MALICIOUS

Saturday, December 11, 2004 12:09 AM

EVERYONE!!

Today I have decided to share with all of you my new favorite post. Kind of like "Oprah" ain't I?

http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=18&t=8201

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

POTEMKINVILLAGER

Saturday, December 11, 2004 12:13 AM

Quote:

PV, thanks for the suggestion!

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

Heh-heh, pt. II: You seemed doomed to fall for my nefarious trap.... Knowing you can't resist, you will inevitably overextend your thread hijinksjackings to the point where you will suffer the inevitable hyperanxiety breakdown, via which you'll be reduced to your core essence, oh yeah, the soft, kittycatish goodhearted mellow sweet thingy we all know you actually is.

Nefariously,
PV

"The trouble with normal is it always gets worse."

RUE

Saturday, December 11, 2004 1:46 AM

OK. I posted. So now I post here, right?

MAL-icious. Mal. Coincidence?

MALICIOUS

Saturday, December 11, 2004 2:53 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by PotemkinVillager:
Heh-heh, pt. II: You seemed doomed to fall for my nefarious trap.... Knowing you can't resist, you will inevitably overextend your thread hijinksjackings to the point where you will suffer the inevitable hyperanxiety breakdown, via which you'll be reduced to your core essence, oh yeah, the soft, kittycatish goodhearted mellow sweet thingy we all know you actually is.

Nah.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

ZOID

Saturday, December 11, 2004 3:00 AM

'Lish:

Quote:

Quote:

Originally posted by PotemkinVillager:
Heh-heh, pt. II: You seemed doomed to fall for my nefarious trap.... Knowing you can't resist, you will inevitably overextend your thread hijinksjackings to the point where you will suffer the inevitable hyperanxiety breakdown, via which you'll be reduced to your core essence, oh yeah, the soft, kittycatish goodhearted mellow sweet thingy we all know you actually is.

Nah.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

He don't know you very well, do he? I'll buy the 'kittycatish' thing, but only the kind that walks by with a bird's tail protruding from its mouth...

Knowingly,

-zed

NEROLI

Saturday, December 11, 2004 4:08 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:
but only the kind that walks by with a bird's tail protruding from its mouth...

Yep, that pretty much sums Mal up right there....

OH! And I liiiiiiiiiiiive!!! Sorry Mal, little Sis is still here to torment you...LOL

The Old Broad Monkey

http://lurid-eidolon.org/fireflyawards/index.php

EBONEZER

Saturday, December 11, 2004 5:30 AM

Who's dumb ass idea is this? You'll only encorage her and she'll never learn...

oops! I mean...

Mal! Dearest! Thou art so very shiny! Gee, we are so very impressed by your, um, shiny-ness! Please don't burninate us!

*Runs back to the treehouse and dives under her pool table.*

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

MANIACNUMBERONE

Saturday, December 11, 2004 5:50 AM

does posting on the taglog mean I need to post here too, or is this merely a thread hijacking intervention?
By the way, everyone loves Malicious and wants photos.

KELLAINA

Saturday, December 11, 2004 5:53 AM

Malicious? Never heard of him...

If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. -"Angel"

BADGERSHAT

Saturday, December 11, 2004 6:33 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:
Who's dumb ass idea is this?

... um... that would be... um... my idea...

... didn't think it was dumb-ass... I thought maybe she'd be happy enough to post some (undoctored) pictures... I'm gonna go sit in the corner and suck my thumb...

--Jefé The Hat

***************************
--Don't bother trying to predict, figure out, second guess, criticize, or suggest anything that comes from the mind of Joss Whedon, for you shall usually be wrong, and shall find out the Truth and Purpose in due time.
(This is the Truth of Whedoning)

"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

NEEDLESEYE

Saturday, December 11, 2004 7:09 AM

I wanna go to the planet where I have my own thread.

not really, just amused with Malicious, and full of uisce beatha.

Malicious, enjoy the light spot, I mean the spot light, ya hijacker extraordinaire! Woot!

Keeper of Jayne's goggles. 8)
I am Nathan's biggest "Flan"

ZOID

Saturday, December 11, 2004 7:29 AM

¡Hola!, Jefé!

Tu escrito:

Quote:
...I thought maybe she'd be happy enough to post some (undoctored) pictures... I'm gonna go sit in the corner and suck my thumb...

Hey! You're supposed to be Pasha and she's supposed to be the harem girl, not the other way around! As the immortal Cartman would advise, you must make her respect your authoritah! Don't mope in some corner and suck your thumb!

Get the harem girl to suck it for you...

(*listening to the crickets chirp in the stunned silence that ensues, zoid recalls the peaceful stillness he once experienced, just after he fell off the back of a pickup truck doing 40 MPH across a deserted and beautiful Texas beach*)

Explicatively,

zoid

P.S.
Somebody remind me: Is it across the wrist, or perpendicular to it? TIA.

NEEDLESEYE

Saturday, December 11, 2004 7:51 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:
zoid recalls the peaceful stillness he once experienced, just after he fell off the back of a pickup truck doing 40 MPH across a deserted and beautiful Texas beach*)

as in unconciousness?

Keeper of Jayne's goggles. 8)
I am Nathan's biggest Flan

MAI

Saturday, December 11, 2004 7:52 AM

malicious
i don't know you all that well, but after running in to you a few times at the tree house i definetly think you deserve your own thread.
Mai
p.s. do you teach thread hi-jacking lessons? i'd just love to learn.

MALICIOUS

Saturday, December 11, 2004 2:07 PM

Just for your edification, Mai, I AM considering starting a "How To Hijack A Thread" thread. However, I first want everyone to know that my intent is never to HIJACK the thread, per se, but merely to interject my own flavor into it, so to speak. I just like to be the stone that the stream must flow AROUND, NOT the dam that blocks it up. See the diff?

In any case, I want to first say that it's been an honor just being nominated for my own thread. But actually GETTING one? Well, it's been a thrill ride.

I'd like to thank all the little people who made it possible:

Me!
and...ummm...
Jefe and Zoid. Neroli? Did I see her up there? Using a walker? Ebo, the nasty jurassic-porn star. Maniacnumerouno, Kellaina the Wench, Needleseye and you, Mai. Geezer and Shepherd-I-mean-the-KenJennings-of-Firefly, Rue and you too, Zeek. Thank you all for making this event possible.

*EDIT* Oh, I forgot PV and PsychicRiver and Gorramreavers!! You, too, guys!

My most humble appreciation to Haken, as well, for putting the lights up in my honor.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

ZOID

Saturday, December 11, 2004 3:22 PM

needleseye queried:

Quote:
...as in unconciousness?

I've never been lucky enough to pass out. In this instance, we simply hit a bump; there was that sensation of Time stretching and thickening, the whole Universe in utter silence, as I fell in slow motion from the open tailgate on which I had been sitting, and rolled ass-over-teakettle along the beach. As I came to rest, on my back, watching the gulls wheel overhead in the most excellent sky, that moment lingered, then fled.

Checking for damage, I was as amazed as anyone that I had sustained no injury whatsoever (was there ever so fair a state as Texas?).

Luckily, I had landed on my head; hence the closing 'Explicatively'...

Elucidatively,

zoid

P.S.
Mmmm-a-licious, as I lay supine in that moment, I saw a beautiful smiling face, with hazel eyes and hair that seem'd to shimmer through the colors of the rainbow, and I knew... Then the moment passed, and as the world of Time and sounds returned, my Golden Retriever, standing above me, licked my face. (just trying to stay on topic; you should try it)

loov,
-zed

MALICIOUS

Saturday, December 11, 2004 3:25 PM

(points at the title of the thread)

Zoid,

I AM the topic. Sheesh! (makes crazy-in-the-head twirling motion next to right temple)

Some people!

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

ZOID

Saturday, December 11, 2004 3:31 PM

Good morning, Mal-Licious, Mistress of All-She-Surveys!

I trust you slept well and are ready to get on with the dirty business of ruling over your demesne (a KRAD term, from 'Dragon Precinct').

As you have undoubtedly surmised, we, your lowly minions, eagerly await your command (after we've finished our coffee, at any rate).

Groggily,

zoid

BADGERSHAT

Saturday, December 11, 2004 5:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:
¡Hola!, Jefé!

Tu escrito:
Quote:
...I thought maybe she'd be happy enough to post some (undoctored) pictures... I'm gonna go sit in the corner and suck my thumb...

Hey! You're supposed to be Pasha and she's supposed to be the harem girl, not the other way around! As the immortal Cartman would advise, you must make her respect your authoritah! Don't mope in some corner and suck your thumb!

Get the harem girl to suck it for you...

(*listening to the crickets chirp in the stunned silence that ensues, zoid recalls the peaceful stillness he once experienced, just after he fell off the back of a pickup truck doing 40 MPH across a deserted and beautiful Texas beach*)

Explicatively,

zoid

P.S.
Somebody remind me: Is it across the wrist, or perpendicular to it? TIA.

... dude... whoa... um... I think Haken's trying to keep a more-or-less General Audiences rating here...

But she [is]IS my harem girl, though... so maybe there's a bit of validity to your advice...

--Jefé The Hat

***************************
--Don't bother trying to predict, figure out, second guess, criticize, or suggest anything that comes from the mind of Joss Whedon, for you shall usually be wrong, and shall find out the Truth and Purpose in due time.
(This is the Truth of Whedoning)

"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

ZOID

Saturday, December 11, 2004 6:20 PM

Jefé:

"Thumb". What ever did you have on your mind?

v/r,
-zed

BADGERSHAT

Saturday, December 11, 2004 8:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:

Jefé:

"Thumb". What ever did you have on your mind?

v/r,
-zed

Yeah, I'm a sick dude, I know... what can I say? Mal-licious has that effect on me (and I suspect others, as well).

--Jefé The Hat

***************************
--Don't bother trying to predict, figure out, second guess, criticize, or suggest anything that comes from the mind of Joss Whedon, for you shall usually be wrong, and shall find out the Truth and Purpose in due time.
(This is the Truth of Whedoning)

"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

MALICIOUS

Saturday, December 11, 2004 8:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:

Jefé:

"Thumb". What ever did you have on your mind?

v/r,
-zed

Zoid,

Would you believe that I once offered Jefe a Hummer and he TURNED IT DOWN!?

Yup. 'strue.

http://www.hummer9.com/h3/preview/h3preview.html

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

TETHYS

Saturday, December 11, 2004 9:06 PM

Here's to my fav neighbor...*sorta*

"this thread's for you" is it less filling, or tastes great?

"Your mouth is talking. Might wanna see to that"

NEROLI

Saturday, December 11, 2004 9:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Neroli? Did I see her up there? Using a walker?

I come out of lurk mode just to make a post in the special Malicious thread and this is the abuse I get?

Oh well, least I'm not one of the ones you forgot to thank in your old age...

But since my first post lacked a little something in the fawning over Mal spirit of this thread I'd like to add the top 10 reasons I adore Malicious (even if she is a pain in the *ss).

1) She rawks!!!
2) She rolls!!!
3) She's witty!!!
4) And charming!!!
5) And CUTE!!! (yes, I did see the pics you posted a while back)
6) She's sexy!!!
7) She won't steal Jayne from me so long as I leave Mal alone!!!
8) She's easy to appease, just give her Mal and she's happy!!!
9) She's older than me!! *giggles*
10) She's a Goddess and I must adore her or she'll smite me!!!

The Old Broad Monkey

http://lurid-eidolon.org/fireflyawards/index.php

ZOID

Saturday, December 11, 2004 9:39 PM

Mmmm-my-lishy-goddess pointed out:

Quote:
Would you believe that I once offered Jefe a Hummer and he TURNED IT DOWN!?

Reeally... Well, given his current state of (non)affairs, perhaps he thought it too generous a gift to accept? Perhaps you might just offer him a little something from http://www.head.com/. Surely everyone wants HEAD for Christmas. It needn't be anything that rattles his sense of propriety; I should think some balls or bindings might be accepted in friendship.

I, on the other hand, am getting no younger or prettier, and have got little time to worry over such minutiae. I'd gladly take the HUMMER, and propriety be damned. Jefé is young; I have been around long enough to know not to look a gift HUMMER in the mouth, so to speak.

Now, let's see... How 'bout some music for the CD player? Where'd I put that Citizen Dick EP? Maybe it's on your side of the car: Check under your seat...

Innocently,

zoid

P.S.
I wonder why those companies spell HEAD and HUMMER in all caps? Makes you think, doesn't it? Then again, maybe not...

MALICIOUS

Saturday, December 11, 2004 11:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by tethys:
"this thread's for you" is it less filling, or tastes great?

(Mal-licious wonders, head cocked, a thoughtful look on her face)Honestly, I don't know! I think I'll need a few more threads before I can decide.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

MALICIOUS

Saturday, December 11, 2004 11:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
But since my first post lacked a little something in the fawning over Mal spirit of this thread I'd like to add the top 10 reasons I adore Malicious (especially since she is a pain in the *ss).

1) She rawks!!!
2) She rolls!!!
3) She's witty!!!
4) And charming!!!
5) And CUTE!!! (yes, I did see the pics you posted a while back)
6) She's sexy!!!
7) She won't steal Jayne from me so long as I leave Mal alone!!!
8) She's easy to appease, just give her Mal and she's happy!!!
9) She's older than me!! *giggles*
10) She's a Goddess and I must adore her or she'll smite me!!!

Now this is more like it! EVERYONE! Use this post as a template for all of your future posts!

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

MALICIOUS

Saturday, December 11, 2004 11:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:
Now, let's see... How 'bout some music for the CD player? Where'd I put that Citizen Dick EP? Maybe it's on your side of the car: Check under your seat...

Zoid,

I can't seem to locate it. I don't feel anything under my seat. Perhaps if I used a magnifying glass, a flashlight and some tweezers...

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

NEROLI

Sunday, December 12, 2004 3:00 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
10) She's a Goddess and I must adore her or she'll smite me!!!

Now this is more like it! EVERYONE! Use this post as a template for all of your future posts!

Especially # 10...I think that one should be required to be on all lists...

The Old Broad Monkey

http://lurid-eidolon.org/fireflyawards/index.php

ZOID

Sunday, December 12, 2004 3:16 AM

'Lishus replied:

Quote:
I can't seem to locate it. I don't feel anything under my seat. Perhaps if I used a magnifying glass, a flashlight and some tweezers...

It's in the CD wallet, darlin', so I don't think you'll need the tweezers, nor the magnifying glass, unless your eyesight's shot (so much the better for me). But the seats in these HUMMERs are pretty big, so the flashlight is probably a good idea.

You never know what you might find under there... (

right back atcha, babe!)

Automotively,

zoid

P.S.
What's the score? Are we tied? Well, I surrender anyhow. *zoid tosses keys to HUMMER back to 'Lish* Who am I to bandy words with a goddess? I ain't got the intestinal fortitude for it...

EBONEZER

Sunday, December 12, 2004 6:55 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:
...and rolled ass-over-teakettle along the beach.

Hey! Maniac! You see that? either its a real phrase that I copied, or the phrase that I invented is starting to catch on!

Woohoo!

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

MALICIOUS

Sunday, December 12, 2004 12:50 PM

Zoid,

I did not know there was score keeping going on. However, I would put forth that I have the highest score, whatever it might be.

But I'd let you win, cuz of all the love!

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

MALICIOUS

Sunday, December 12, 2004 12:50 PM

EBO!!

What are you doing hijacking MY thread??

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

EBONEZER

Sunday, December 12, 2004 6:50 PM

Who? Me? I didn't do anything. That was mearly a rock for the rest of the thread to flow around.

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

CORNCOBB

Sunday, December 12, 2004 8:02 PM

I just posted on the 'Haken' thread and thought I'd stop by here and pay homage to the true spirit of Christams: Malicious
Oh, Badgershat, this wasn't a stupid idea, it's good fun.
Can I have my own thread?

"Gorramit Mal... I've forgotten my line."

MALICIOUS

Sunday, December 12, 2004 9:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:
Who? Me? I didn't do anything. That was mearly a rock for the rest of the thread to flow around.

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

MALICIOUS

Sunday, December 12, 2004 9:21 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Corncobb:
Can I have my own thread?

Oh, Corncobb! (give you noogies) Thank you, but sorry, no, you cannot have your own thread. Now run along and play! Byebye!

(whispers to Jefe) Jefe! You go make sure this person doesn't get their own thread!

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

EBONEZER

Monday, December 13, 2004 1:44 AM

awww Mal, you know i love ya. Just trying to smear the joy around, ya know? Give to the, um, people not you.

Besides, we wouldn't want your head to get so big that you had to push it around in a wheelbarrow now would we.

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

CORNCOBB

Monday, December 13, 2004 1:48 AM

Ha ha! too late

"Gorramit Mal... I've forgotten my line."

KELLAINA

Monday, December 13, 2004 8:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:

I'd like to thank all the little people who made it possible:

Me!
and...ummm...
Jefe and Zoid. Neroli? Did I see her up there? Using a walker? Ebo, the nasty jurassic-porn star. Maniacnumerouno, Kellaina the Wench, Needleseye and you, Mai. Geezer and Shepherd-I-mean-the-KenJennings-of-Firefly, Rue and you too, Zeek. Thank you all for making this event possible.

If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. -"Angel"

EBONEZER

Tuesday, December 14, 2004 1:59 AM

Hey, who likes cheese? I like cheese quite a lot.

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

EBONEZER

Tuesday, December 14, 2004 2:00 AM

Hey, who likes cheese? I like cheese quite a lot.

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

MALICIOUS

Tuesday, December 14, 2004 2:16 AM

Why don't you go start a cheese thread and LEAVE MINE ALONE!

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

THEGREYJEDI

Tuesday, December 14, 2004 2:50 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:

Jefé:

"Thumb". What ever did you have on your mind?

v/r,
-zed

stammer. stutter. Forgive me, Haken, but I just have to point out that finger sucking is a pleasurable thing. Where's the line start?

Mmm-alcious, object of young men's desires since whenever.

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FIREFLOOZYSUZIE

Tuesday, December 14, 2004 10:31 PM

Cheese! Yum! Morphine on a cracker! The riper the better! Moldy, stinky, smeary...

**Mal-licious should be happy now that we are discussing CHEESE rather than her**

Hey, Mal, now that you're, like, famous and beloved by all, is there still a snowball's chance we'll see you on New Years? Hardly seems possible.

**Suzie takes a number and sits down to patiently await an audience with Her Lofty RedBellNess**

MALICIOUS

Tuesday, December 14, 2004 10:58 PM

Suze,

Henceforth, one may still presume that an appearance may be made. Forsooth, thou shalt obtain the fromage which stinketh the mosteth.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

CB

Tuesday, December 14, 2004 11:01 PM

Mal-licious, you rock! Every syllable of every word you send across the medium of cyberspace (and surely every word that you speak) is entrancing, as if a Goddess has chosen each of us to grace with her unequaled perfection.

CB - Not a radio.

(double post... double the Mal-licious lovin')

MALICIOUS

Wednesday, December 15, 2004 1:00 AM

Hey! Bouncers! This one can stay.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

THATWEIRDGIRL

Wednesday, December 15, 2004 5:05 AM

i like cheese!

I like grilled cheese and pineapple sandwiches!!!

with pepsimilk

www.thatweirdgirl.com

EBONEZER

Wednesday, December 15, 2004 5:08 AM

cheese and pineapple? EWWWWW!!

What would compel someone to try that? Gee, i think i'll put some pineapple on my grilled cheese sandwich today! WTF?

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

THATWEIRDGIRL

Wednesday, December 15, 2004 5:24 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:
cheese and pineapple? EWWWWW!!

What would compel someone to try that? Gee, i think i'll put some pineapple on my grilled cheese sandwich today! WTF?

i get the idea that you think my taste is suspect. First you doubt the pepsimilk and now the cheese and pineapple. don't you trust me? is it my name?

www.thatweirdgirl.com

GORAMSHINY

Wednesday, December 15, 2004 3:55 PM

Cheese and pineapple Rocks!

Pepsi and milk however...

I'm a strong fan of orange juice and coke ( 50-50 or 30-70 )

MALICIOUS

Wednesday, December 15, 2004 8:54 PM

I LOVE pineapples on my pizzas. I usually get bacon or ham, pineapple and onions. Yummy!

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

CORNCOBB

Thursday, December 16, 2004 12:06 AM

So... what's everyone getting for Christmas?

"Gorramit Mal... I've forgotten my line."

MALICIOUS

Thursday, December 16, 2004 1:28 AM

HELL-O!! This is MY thread! Go start a Christmas present thread, hijacker!

(But I want a new vacuum cleaner, FYI. Preferably a Dyson, if they're as good as advertised. A purple one, please.)

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

CORNCOBB

Thursday, December 16, 2004 1:34 AM

Well done, you caught that one fast.

Quote:
Go start a Christmas present thread, hijacker!

Your wish is my command.

"Gorramit Mal... I've forgotten my line."

MALICIOUS

Thursday, December 16, 2004 1:37 AM

Cool. I wish I had a bazillion dollars.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

PERIDIDDLE

Thursday, December 16, 2004 2:18 AM

I've never gotten the chance to do more than read the threads Malicious has hijacked, you know. Though the whole point of this thread was the avoid that by having many, many people post about her. I did start a new thread, somewhere around here, so I figured I should follow the rules...even though I don't know her...

*Whines* Does that mean I still HAVE TO?

"Bwaa...it's kind of a warrior...strikes fear into the hearts of..."

FIREFLOOZYSUZIE

Thursday, December 16, 2004 6:45 PM

Hey let's hijack this thread and make it, "What should Mal-licious DO with a bazillion dollars?"

(Besides giving a million each to all of her loyal FFFnet pals, of course).

Pineapple with cheese sounds good to me.

Has anyone ever had a Buffalo Wing pizza with spicy chicken chunks, lots of blue cheese and bits of celery? That's our tradition for Sunday Firefly Viewing Parties here at the crazy house :-) YUM.

You could buy a LOT of pizza with a bazillion dollars...except in Europe, now that the dollar's kinda fallen. Oh, am I straying off-topic?

BADGERSHAT

Thursday, December 16, 2004 6:50 PM

.......... dear God, what have I created.....

--Jefé The Hat

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--Don't bother trying to predict, figure out, second guess, criticize, or suggest anything that comes from the mind of Joss Whedon, for you shall usually be wrong, and shall find out the Truth and Purpose in due time.
(This is the Truth of Whedoning)

"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

MALICIOUS

Thursday, December 16, 2004 9:20 PM

Jefe! They're trying to change the topic!! DOOOOOO something!

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

DTUCK

Thursday, December 16, 2004 10:27 PM

With my change of name on FFF.net, (and because we're drifting off topic...) I figured I should again pay tribute to the exquisiteness that is... Mal-licious. The paragon of all glory, grace, and majesty, 'Licious is the shining example that all creatures, great and small, should try to live up to. (but let's face it, there's no parallel to... Mal-licious)

P.S. No double posts anymore, so I had to cram twice the idolatry into one lavish laudation.

__________________________________

The best way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. - Oscar Wilde

MALICIOUS

Friday, December 17, 2004 1:41 AM

CB!! Is that you?

YOU may continue to post here. Those others, the ones talking about cheese and such, may not.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

THEGREYJEDI

Friday, December 17, 2004 7:03 AM

Sadly, Miss Mmmmmm-licious, I must away from your place of worship. The girl you might remember me talking about some time ago, well, we're a 'thing' now. So I must leave lest the temptation o'erwhlem me!

*flees, flailing like a mad man, weeping at his loss. Right into the arms of his really hot girlfriend.*

Sorry, Oh Great Licious One.

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http://www.jed-soft.com Gamer Rigs, Budget Prices
http://tomeofgrey.blogspot.com
Real Fans Wait - 09/30/05

MALICIOUS

Friday, December 17, 2004 4:44 PM

Whilst I shall miss the pleasure of your company, I am ever so happy you got your gal!!!

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

FIREFLOOZYSUZIE

Friday, December 17, 2004 5:05 PM

Shall I compare thee to a ripened cheese?
Thou are more lovely, and less smelly...

MALICIOUS

Friday, December 17, 2004 5:33 PM

You had me at "smelly".....

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

MALICIOUS

Thursday, December 30, 2004 12:57 AM

aaaaaaa-CHOOOOOOOOOO!

Ooops. I think I hit the "BUMP THE MAL-LICIOUS THREAD" key by mistake while sneezing. Oh, well. It wouldn't hurt to resurrect it, I guess. Jefe won't mind, considering he started it. He likes when his threads make comebacks. And it's not like I can hijack it!

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

THEREALME

Thursday, January 6, 2005 12:40 AM

And how could I pass up the opportunity to bump this thread for the one and only Mal-licious!

(Note, Mal: no cheese mentioned in this post, as per your request!)

The Real Me

MALICIOUS

Thursday, January 6, 2005 1:08 AM

Oh, I'm sorry! You took that as a "request?" I meant it as a command! Silly me, not being clear again.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

XENOCIDE

Friday, January 7, 2005 3:55 PM

Since Ree and I just righteously threadjacked Capn Steamycowpile's 'Sheep' thread I feel it appropriate to lay this meager offering on the Altar of the Mistress of Tread Pilfery herself:

1 lb. Trollflesh, not one drop of blood.
1 ode to feminism.
1 haiku to humanism.

Incinerated in offering to our Malicious Lady!

-Eli

If voting mattered, they'd make it illegal.

RHYMEPHILE

Friday, January 7, 2005 4:20 PM

Mizz Mal-Licious make Dee-Licious chocolate chip cookies, and she better stick around FFF.net or I shall be sad.

ETA: And I'll give you first pick from my DVD box set auction items for the next PA Shindig!

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"My office! Burgled! Plundered! Purloined! Ha ha ha...loins."

-- Phil Sebben, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law

CORNCOBB

Friday, January 7, 2005 5:41 PM

Have you guys heard that Mal-licious is GONE?? She's has said that she's leaving the site because she had a confrontation with Succatash and feels bad about offending him. We can't just let her go can we? How can we convince her to stay?

"Gorramit Mal... I've forgotten my line."

RHYMEPHILE

Friday, January 7, 2005 6:58 PM

Tell her to go read the thread she left. There are some convincing arguments for her to stay!

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"My office! Burgled! Plundered! Purloined! Ha ha ha...loins."

-- Phil Sebben, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law

MALICIOUS

Friday, January 7, 2005 8:58 PM

Ummm, you could post stuff like this! I bet that would get her to stay.

Thanks guys. I won't forget it.

What was that about first choice of DVDs at the Shindig?

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

CORNCOBB

Friday, January 7, 2005 10:21 PM

Glad you're back. These boards wouldn't have been the same without you. Looking forward to our next 'fight'

"Gorramit Mal... I've forgotten my line."

HARDWARE

Monday, January 10, 2005 2:38 PM

For all of you slackers that let this thread fall off the top ten discussions, for shame.

Now, I just happened to see Mal-licious the other day at our Delaware shindig...

That's right, Mal-licious in the flesh. Well, not literally, she had clothing on, but I meant in person.

You may all now be insanely jealous.

'Licious! Where's the pics!!!

The more I get to know people the more I like my dogs.

MALICIOUS

Monday, January 10, 2005 8:53 PM

Ooops! They're still inside the camera! My son finally relinquished the computer so now I can get them out of the camera.

(Looks around in a confused manner) Where did I put that can opener?

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

EDIT: Ok, I am sending them now. Sorry the 1st two are so blurry, I let my husband take the pictures and he is notorious for jiggling the camera! The other two are pretty good, though. And the lineup is priceless!

RHYMEPHILE

Monday, January 10, 2005 8:57 PM

Well, I think a trade of cookies for a DVD box set is more than fair...

Mmmmm, cookies.

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"My office! Burgled! Plundered! Purloined! Ha ha ha...loins."

-- Phil Sebben, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law

MALICIOUS

Monday, January 10, 2005 9:08 PM

Is chocolate chip your preferred type? I can make...snickerdoodles too! Soft ones, not those nasty-ass hard ones from the grocery store.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

XENOCIDE

Monday, January 10, 2005 10:42 PM

Snickerdoodles? Yum! no wonder you have such a following!

-Eli

If voting mattered, they'd make it illegal.

HARDWARE

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 12:49 AM

A few pics of the Independents ringleaders of planet Delaware are now posted in the Blue Sun room.

The more I get to know people the more I like my dogs.

MALICIOUS

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 1:47 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by xenocide:
Snickerdoodles? Yum! no wonder you have such a following!

Hey, you should see my rum cake following! Those are some rabid fans, lemme tell ya.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

THEREALME

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 4:31 AM

* The Real Me carefully reads Mal-licious' post: *

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:

Ok, I am sending them now. Sorry the 1st two are so blurry, I let my husband take the pictures and he is notorious for jiggling the camera! The other two are pretty good, though. And the lineup is priceless!

Huh?

Husband?

HUSBAND!!

Mal-licious, when I embarked upon my long-term, multi-phase plan to win your heart, I was under the distinct impression that my chief competition would consist of Zoid and Badger's Hat. I had plans in place to account for both of THEM, but...

But you have a HUSBAND?

This puts me at something of a disadvantage, I think.

Uh, does this mean that our Home Depot date is off?

The Real Me

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you.)

MALICIOUS

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 9:26 PM

Ooops again!

I'm sorry for the confusion as well as for the blurry photos. I left my husband in September and purchased a home of my very own. My son lives with me. Oh, by the way, I have an 18 year old son! Anyway, I'm still married. But things are....weird? He wants to patch things up, but I'm thinking things are not going to change enough to make me want to go back to living in the limbo/hell/purgatory that was our life together. I am much happier away from him and we get along much better this way. It is a very long and complicated story as are most relationship issues. Suffice it to say that we are BOTH Scorpios.

Damn. I guess Home Depot can never be....

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

THEREALME

Wednesday, January 12, 2005 5:04 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:

Damn. I guess Home Depot can never be....

!!!!

NONSENSE! How could I miss out on meeting the great Mal-licious in such a fine place as Home Depot? I mean, they have faucets there! And door hinges! And... and... grout!

After all, I have already concocted a plausible excuse for my company to have me trained in Maryland. It hasn't been approved yet, so we will have to wait and see.

SERIOUSLY NOW (a rare state for The Real Me): Sorry if I got too nosey. Look for what can make you happy. If you get back with hubby and it works, great. If you strike out on your own instead, great. But don't end up "enduring" life. Life is too short for that kind of crap.

And, of course, I would be delighted to meet you under ANY circumstances (yes, even in Home Depot).

The Real Me

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you.)

RAT

Wednesday, January 12, 2005 5:16 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
I left my husband in September and purchased a home of my very own. My son lives with me. Oh, by the way, I have an 18 year old son! Anyway, I'm still married. But things are....weird? He wants to patch things up, but I'm thinking things are not going to change enough to make me want to go back to living in the limbo/hell/purgatory that was our life together. I am much happier away from him and we get along much better this way. It is a very long and complicated story as are most relationship issues.

I'm sorry to hear that, I hope you two work things out!!

XENOCIDE

Wednesday, January 12, 2005 8:26 PM

Hey, TRM!

If you do come to MD message me and I'll intro you to some of the local geeks (or at least treat a fellow Flan to the best 'za on the planet!)

-Eli

If voting mattered, they'd make it illegal.

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