oh man, so funny!

POSTED BY: est120
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EST120

Friday, December 3, 2004 1:40 PM (P)

i love shows that make you laugh so hard at just one line or scene. there are not many shows that do that. in my opinion, most comedies have very formulaic jokes and the laugh tracks can be pretty distracting. anyway, on to my point. i was watching an angel rerun last night (carpe noctem. whatever that means) that i had taped from earlier in the day. there is a scene when cordelia is trying to convince angel to squash fred's high school-like crush on him. their conversation goes:

cordelia: she's got the big puppy love. i mean, who wouldn't? you're handsome, and brave, and heroic, emotionally stunted, erratic, prone to turning evil and, lets face it, a eunuch.

angel: hey, how can you... i'm not a eunuch.

cordelia: angel, it's just a figure of speech.

angel: find a better one.

man. i had to pause the tape because i was laughing so hard. angel's tone of voice and body language is SO ridiculously defensive, as all men can be when our masculinity comes into question. it must be programmed into our collective brains. anyway, i know it is a minor line in a relatively insignificant scene, but it was SO funny to me.

anyone else have moments like this or is it just me?

SHW

Friday, December 3, 2004 1:46 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by est120:

cordelia: she's got the big puppy love. i mean, who wouldn't? you're handsome, and brave, and heroic, emotionally stunted, erratic, prone to turning evil and, lets face it, a eunuch.

angel: hey, how can you... i'm not a eunuch.

cordelia: angel, it's just a figure of speech.

angel: find a better one.

anyone else have moments like this or is it just me?

Wes and Cordy acting out what happens between Buffy and Angel whenever they meet.(start of S4)
Hi-larious

CYBERSNARK

Friday, December 3, 2004 3:07 PM (P)

Hehehe. . .

WES: (passionately) Kiss me!
CORDY: (passionately) Bite me!
ANGEL (off-camera): Why don't you both bite me.

Quote:
Originally posted by est120:
(carpe noctem. whatever that means)

"Seize the Night," based on the classical Latin expression "carpe diem" (seize the day).

Or the Mrs. Doubtfire version; carpe dentum, seize the teeth.

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

EMBERS

Friday, December 3, 2004 3:51 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by est120:
anyone else have moments like this or is it just me?

S5...after years of Loren calling Angel all kinds of endearments...
like 'Angel cakes'
Angel finally says (in total frustration):
"STOP CALLING ME PASTRY!"

DIETCOKE

Friday, December 3, 2004 5:24 PM (P)

I loved that scene! There is so many of them in Joss' shows. Often they are throw-away lines but they just crack me up!

By the way...carpe noctem means seize the night!

PERIDIDDLE

Friday, December 3, 2004 10:33 PM (P)

I have a lot of those moments in Joss shows, mostly Buffy. The likes of "Nothing can defeat the PENIS!" and...

Xander: So, how did the slaying go last night?
Buffy: *Looks around at the other students* Could you speak a little louder?
Xander: Oh! *looks around, and says, loudly* How did the LAYING go last night?

Crack me up to no end.

"Bwaa...it's kind of a warrior...strikes fear into the hearts of..."

BLACKSHAMROCK5

Friday, December 3, 2004 11:43 PM (P)

There are many in the Joss shows. but the only one coming to mind is from Buffy

Xander- Like any of that's enough to fight the Dark Master. (They look at him) Bator.

Shamrock

GROUNDED

Saturday, December 4, 2004 8:35 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by shw:
Wes and Cordy acting out what happens between Buffy and Angel whenever they meet.(start of S4)
Hi-larious

That scene is actually in the S3 ep Fredless, which directly succeeds Carpe Noctem.

THRAWN

Saturday, December 4, 2004 9:40 PM (P)

I recently watched The Gift again, and there were two or three moments that I laughed out loud at something I'd forgotten...I've since forgotten them again, except for the one exchange between Giles and Spike, just after Buffy says she'll kill anyone who comes near Dawn, something like:

Spike: Well, not exactly the St. Crispen's Day speech, was it?

Giles: We few, we happy few...

Spike: We band of buggered.

MALICIOUS

Thursday, December 16, 2004 10:12 PM (P)

I LOVE the ep in (I think) Buffy Season 4, the one where Willow's thoughts/wishes come true and she says Giles is blind and Buffy and Spike should get married. There's a lot of confusion and no one is really communicating, just arguing. At one point, Spike says something like "...and this is the crack team that foils my every plan???" Cracks me up every time.

Also, in that ep, where Zander is checking to see if Giles is really blind and Giles says "Stop whatever you're doing, you smell like fruit roll-ups." His voice is SOOO genuinely irritated!

AND when Zander sees Buffy and Spike kissing and asks if he can be blind too.

Basically, that whole ep is just hilarious.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

MISGUIDED BY VOICES

Thursday, December 16, 2004 10:52 PM (P)

Angel episode where Connor has just been born and everyone is after him. Wes comes back to the hotel and sees a massive hole:

Wes: "Which bastard did that?" (Or some bastard, words to that effect)

Angel: Sorry, my bastard

"I threw up on your bed"

MALICIOUS

Friday, December 17, 2004 10:59 PM (P)

Sometimes, just for fun, I put in the Angel S1 disc of Cordelia's party where a woman asks Angel to dance and he pictures himself dancing, dorklike, and then says, "I don't dance." His facial expressions while he's dancing are priceless.

And prior to that where Wes is doing HIS dork-dance. Pure hysteria.

Like they said on Seinfeld about Elaine dancing: "It looks like a full-body dry heave."

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

ZEEK

Friday, December 17, 2004 11:22 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Sometimes, just for fun, I put in the Angel S1 disc of Cordelia's party where a woman asks Angel to dance and he pictures himself dancing, dorklike, and then says, "I don't dance." His facial expressions while he's dancing are priceless.

And prior to that where Wes is doing HIS dork-dance. Pure hysteria.

Like they said on Seinfeld about Elaine dancing: "It looks like a full-body dry heave."

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

I love that bit. It's exactly the reason why I don't dance. That's the same way I picture myself dancing. I don't care about ballroom dancing or whatever. Give me a set pattern to follow and I'll go waste time dancing, but make me improvise and it's a solid NO.

I also like Orpheus when Willow is catching up with Wes and just totally out does his low point. Her whole black hair destory the world thing vs. Wes's locking Justine up in the closet.

NIKNAK

Saturday, December 18, 2004 12:16 AM (P)

I took a day of work today and in the afternoon was lucky enough to see the last two episodes of Buffy on Sky One. (I was telly-less and had missed the last series first time round).

There's one hilarious moment the night before the big battle where Giles and Xander are looking over a map. It looks like they're planning but then the camera moves back and Giles rolls a dice and they're playing dungeons and dragons. ROFL.

RAT

Wednesday, December 22, 2004 8:15 AM (P)

Best line ever.

ANGEL: "They talk about me in the chaty rooms?"

Fitting don't you think!

GROUNDED

Wednesday, December 22, 2004 11:37 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:
Best line ever.

ANGEL: "They talk about me in the chaty rooms?"

Fitting dont you think!

I think that's one of the worst lines of the series. Go rewatch City Of (and much of S1) - Angel clearly 'knows' about the internet, making the above line something of a shameless continuity slip just for the sake of a cheap joke.

RAT

Wednesday, December 22, 2004 7:44 PM (P)

Cheap joke or not, it's still funny and fitting.

RAT

Thursday, December 23, 2004 2:16 AM (P)

2nd best line ever.

Cordelia: "We hear a narrator, preferably someone famous, maybe the bald Star Trek guy or one of the cheaper Baldwins."

. .

ARCPLAYER

Thursday, December 23, 2004 4:53 AM (P)

Angel Season 2 ep six "Guise will be Guise"

Fake swamy: "you're deeply ambivalent"
Angel: "I am and I'm not."

Angel: "Were you in Virginia?"
Wesley: "That's beside the point"

Quite a few "not a eunich" protestations as well.

Angel last episode "Not Fade Away"

Angel: "The trouble with you guys who don't care is that you'll never understand the ones who do."
Adam Baldwin: "Yeah, but we won't care."

AMYEL

Thursday, December 23, 2004 6:32 AM (P)

During Smile Time, when the puppet Angel vamped out I laughed so hard I nearly had an aneurysm. Actually, that whole episode had me in stitches (especially the "power walk"-- damn!) but it wasn't until that moment that I totally lost it.

RAT

Thursday, December 23, 2004 8:24 AM (P)

T'ish Magev:How many warriors slated for the coming apocalypse do you think are going to be using that hair gel? Don't get me wrong. You're out there, fighting the ultimate evil; you're going to want something with hold.

THRAWN

Friday, December 24, 2004 6:23 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by amyel:
During Smile Time, when the puppet Angel vamped out I laughed so hard I nearly had an aneurysm. Actually, that whole episode had me in stitches (especially the "power walk"-- damn!) but it wasn't until that moment that I totally lost it.

I'd say that might be the single funniest moment of the whole series; absolutely hysterical. I still crack up just thinking about it.

DIRTYBROWNCOAT

Friday, January 7, 2005 9:49 PM (P)

A lot of stuff Spike says in Buffy Season 4 is just hilarious...because he was just so pathetic.

Simon: You...you came for us.
Mal: You're on my crew.
Simon: Right. I guess I just didn't...you don't even like me.
Mal: You're on my crew. Why we still talking about this?
-Safe

MALSDOXY

Saturday, January 8, 2005 12:30 AM (P)

The entire ep when Angel is a puppet...ohmygod, i laughed so hard i spewed juice out of my nose...

and Wesley calling 'shotgun' on the way to fight the big bad du jour...

"Haven't you killed me enough for one day ?"
- Mal, War Stories

ELLYFISH

Monday, January 10, 2005 4:18 PM (P)

I too laughed till I cried on smile time. Esp when Spike dives on Puppet Angel..such a long way to fall!

I was re-watching season 3 last night and cracked up at this line when Wes is being all aggressive to Fred:
Wes:" Oh, are we standing now? Is that what we're doing?"

I think it was scary when I saw it the first few times but last night it just seemed hysterical.

EST120

Monday, January 10, 2005 4:51 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by amyel:
During Smile Time, when the puppet Angel vamped out I laughed so hard I nearly had an aneurysm. Actually, that whole episode had me in stitches (especially the "power walk"-- damn!) but it wasn't until that moment that I totally lost it.

you can actually buy a plush angel "smile time" doll at this website:

http://www.action-figure.com/Article13079.html

kind of pricey, but if you REALLY like that episode...

he is pretty big too. 21 inches high.

DIETCOKE

Monday, January 10, 2005 5:52 PM (P)

One of my all-time favorites the "Dance of Shame" bit. I was cracking up and could listen to what Angel and Loren were talking about because I was laughing at what was happening up stage.

Then when I learned that it was actually Joss and I couldn't wait to see it again.

That man is just too funny!

EST120

Monday, January 10, 2005 6:03 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by dietcoke:
One of my all-time favorites the "Dance of Shame" bit. I was cracking up and could listen to what Angel and Loren were talking about because I was laughing at what was happening up stage.

Then when I learned that it was actually Joss and I couldn't wait to see it again.

That man is just too funny!

are you serious? that was him?! how funny is that.

his character was numfar. i believe he was lorne's brother. lorne's mother was always yelling at him. "numfar, do the dance of joy!" "numfar, no longer do the dance of shame!". funny stuff!

CYBERSNARK

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 3:54 PM (P)

I don't remember the Dance of Shame, actually.

I remember the Dance of Joy:
"Numfar, do the Dance of Joy."
*Numfar dances*
"But now you have returned to us. Numfar, no longer do the Dance of Joy."
*Numfar stops dancing*

Then later:
"Thank you Angel. You bring us great honour. Numfar, do the Dance of Honour."
*Numfar dances*

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

EST120

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 4:14 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Cybersnark:
I don't remember the Dance of Shame, actually.

the dance of shame is in the season 3 finale. the dance of joy and the dance of honor are two episodes earlier when the crew first gets to pylea.

GROUNDED

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 5:28 PM (P)

Season 2 finale, I think you mean.

EST120

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 6:52 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Grounded:
Season 2 finale, I think you mean.

err. yeah. season 2. oops.

i always say. it is not easy being stupid.

AMYEL

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 7:29 PM (P)

We didn't actually see the dance of shame because Lorne and Angel are leaving the house, but you could hear Lorne's mother yelling at Numfar to do it, then there was a teeny sound effect of the dancing on the floor. ;)

And yes, Joss was Numfar. The story goes Joss came up with the dancing and he showed it to all of the writers when they were working on the Pylea episodes. Everyone was so amused that they dared him to be Numfar. And he did it.

RAT

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 9:36 PM (P)

lol-I did not know that, shiny!!!

FREDIKAYLLOW

Monday, April 18, 2005 1:44 PM (P)

I honestly cannot name all of the funny moments in Angel. In fact, at the moment i can't name any. I seem to be having a complete mental blank. But i laughed my head off at Smile Time, and that scene at the start of Fredless, and seeing Joss (I already knew it was him)to the Dance of Joy just killed me. I actually know someone that had the entire Dance of Joy memorised. Buffy eps such as Tabula Rasa (ssn 6) and Something Blue (ssn 4). Also Hush (ssn 4), the scene in the lecture theatre, had me in tears!!! The expression on Xanders face! Priceless.

No Power In The 'Verse Can Stop Me
XOXOX-FREDIKAYLLOW-XOXOX

GAZERBEAM

Monday, April 18, 2005 2:41 PM (P)

One of my personal Favourites is from Angel Season 5 when Illyria is talking about all the dimensions she visited, she mentions one with nothing but shrimp, referencing a throw-away bit from the Buffy episode Superstar. I about died laughing. My roommates looked at me like I was insane because the line by itself is not that funny, and I'm laughing like a fool :)

GROUNDED

Monday, April 18, 2005 6:23 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Fredikayllow:
Something Blue

"I can hear your lips smacking"

SICKDUDE

Monday, April 18, 2005 10:31 PM (P)

No mention yet of Angel season one when Angel is talking with the girl he just saved in the alley, and Spike is providing the voiceover?! "No need to thank me..."

Or in Buffy when she walks Giles into a tree.

"Don't say 'ka' until you've tried it." Daniel Jackson

CYBERSNARK

Tuesday, April 19, 2005 2:09 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Sickdude:
No mention yet of Angel season one when Angel is talking with the girl he just saved in the alley, and Spike is providing the voiceover?! "No need to thank me..."

Best Spike dialogue ever.

"No! Not the hair. Never the hair."

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

FALLENANGEL

Wednesday, April 20, 2005 6:43 AM (P)

These are my favortie lines and that made me laugh so much.

The ep Damage when Spike got his hands chopped off.

Spike: "Come to tap dance on the patienT, have we, doc? I'd give you the finger but apperently I won't have the motor skills til the drugs wear off."
-Made me laugh so hard.

And Not Fade Away
SPIKE
Thank you. That was for Cecily. All right. This next one's called "The Wanton Folly of Me Mum."

ANGEL
This may come out a little pretentious, but... one of you will betray me.
(Spike raises his hands eagerly)
Wes.

SPIKE
Oh.
(puts his hand down, then suddenly hopeful)
Can I deny you 3 times?

There have been so many funny moments Its hard to keep track.

The whole ep of Smile Time made me laugh so much I got a stomechache fro laughing to hard. Does anybody thought the Vamp Angel puppet still looked amazingly adorable or it is just me??

"A journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step."- Lao Tzo

PHILJONES

Friday, April 29, 2005 11:06 PM (P)

I can't think of any from Buffy or Angel right now, but Jayne's "I'll be in my bunk" (twice) had me in stitches

PIFFLE101

Friday, April 29, 2005 11:37 PM (P)

In the final eppie of Angel.

Angel
"I knew you'd betray me, I was just waiting for when."

Harmony
"What do you mean- you knew?"

Angel: "Your not the loyal type."

Harmony: "I'll have you know I am damn loyal dumbass!"

and

Angel: Your betraying me right now.
Harmony: Because you never had confidenence in me!
Angel: Because you dont have a soul.
Harmony ; I would if you had confidence in me!!

:tounge:

THEDUKE

Sunday, July 17, 2005 10:23 PM (P)

okay it's not from angel, it's a buffy line
it's not my fave line ever but it's the best out of context line in buffy i think, or the best i can think of at the moment

"i'm drowning in footwear"

hilarious cos we never see the dream, he never explains it, it's all in our head, and he's so petrified about ti, and this is spike, he takes some scaring!

We achieved the impossible, and that makes us mighty
http://spaces.msn.com/members/hungarydave1986
The Duke

SMITH

Wednesday, July 20, 2005 6:42 AM (P)

God, there are soooo many! Anything between Angel and Spike in season 5. "The Girl in Question" was one of my fave eps ever! Spike grabbing the scooter and turning to Angel - "get on little mamma": priceless! And the whole cavemen/astronaut arguement. The intensity they were putting into such an offhand subject was hilarious. Seriously, I'm impressed with the funniness the writers came out with this season. Also, bringing Andrew into the fold (with his paper bag o'lunch and all)...
"The blood, it's stronger now."
"Like nickles?"

CAPTAINSHINY

Sunday, October 15, 2006 2:10 PM (P)

GROO: Would you like me to, at first slowly, and then more rapidly, rub your (Pylean word)?

and when Lorne explains that Fred's "may you please the gods with your words" actually meant "May you orally please the gods."

Puppet Angel's brow...

The whole fight with Horatio in "Smile Time", and decapitating Groofus the dog.

-Stay Shiny
"The people who made the show, and the people who saw the show, which is roughly the same number of people, fell in love with it, a little bit too much to let it go, too much to lay down arms when when the battle looked pretty much lost. In Hollywood, people like that are called unrealistic, quixotic, obsessive... In my world, they're called Browncoats."
-Joss Whedon

PLATINUMMONGOOSE

Sunday, October 15, 2006 4:37 PM (P)

Let's go kill us some puppets.

And my personal favorite, from Buffy season 1 oddly enough...

Jenny: You guys spend a lot of time in the library.
Buffy: Uh, yeah, well... we're literary.
Xander: Yes. To read makes our speaking English good.

I plan to put that quote on a t-shirt.

CHOO1701

Sunday, October 15, 2006 4:54 PM (P)

"spike turn around now...."
"YOUR A WEE LITTLE PUPPET MAN!!"

*crash through door*

absoutle classic. And the way Masters says it is priceless

Also Spike's two finger salut to Xander in Hush (i think) after all the faces Xander goes through...

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TRAIN!!!

CLJOHNSTON108

Friday, February 23, 2007 2:38 AM (P)

Y'all have hit most of my favorites!

I actually haven't watched TV since Babylon 5 ended in '98, just DVDs of shows I hear a lot of great things about.
Only saw Seasons 2 & 3 of Buffy, and the first couple episodes of Angel, and haven't been able to afford the DVDs of either, so I'm reading the transcripts off twiztv.com.
I'm up to the Season 3 of Angel, "Fredless", and I just saw this line...

Trish: "I mean, Rog's always had a thing for those disgusting "Alien" movies with all the slime and teeth. He just can't get enough of 'em. - Except for that last one they made I think he dozed off. - I just can't believe it's all real."

ROTFL! Joss wrote "that last one they made"!

Then there was Angel's fascination with alternate conditions in Pylea...

Angel: "Can everyone just notice how much fire I'm not on?"

Angel: "Let's start gathering some branches, some brush. Anything to cover up the car. Oh, hey, look. There is some over in that patch of sun. I'll get them!"

Angel is looking at himself in the mirror and feeling his hair, trying to push it down.
Angel: "Okay - this is because of going through the portal, right?"
Cordy: "No. It always looks like that."
Angel turns to look at them.
Wesley: "Angel, while we search for the proper incantation, it might save time if you go with the host. Hit the streets, see if you can document any - portal activity."
Angel: "I don't get it."
Wesley: "Well, the host knows this world, we need to ascertain if..."
Angel turns back to the mirror: "No, I mean why didn't anybody tell me about this? Look it's..."
Plays with his hair again.
Cordy: "Uh. You look good."
Angel checking himself out in the mirror again: "You're not just saying that, are you?"

Quote:
Originally posted by GazerBeam:
One of my personal Favourites is from Angel Season 5 when Illyria is talking about all the dimensions she visited, she mentions one with nothing but shrimp, referencing a throw-away bit from the Buffy episode Superstar. I about died laughing. My roommates looked at me like I was insane because the line by itself is not that funny, and I'm laughing like a fool :)

What I find so amazing about the Whedonverse is that there are these little comments about EPIC happenings from way earlier, and it just SMACKS you when you stop and think about it, and the whole backstory comes swimming up into your forebrain, and you have to close your eyes, lean your head back and laugh, Laugh, LAUGH!
Then you open your eyes while you're still facing the ceiling and say, "What a story this is!"

The problem is trying to hook your friends & family into watching... with just the 10-words-or-less they allow you!

________________________

"Spry for a dead fella!"

RIVER6213

Saturday, February 24, 2007 8:09 AM (P)

I try to turn people on to Angel and Buffy and all I get is people rolling their eyes at me and getting that look on there face like I haven't grown up or something.

I used to be one of those people but you know something? Screw them! BtVS and Angel are worth watching. Good stories, good characters, and simply a great idea in general.

-River

CLJOHNSTON108

Sunday, February 25, 2007 12:44 AM (P)

From "Lullaby"...

Sahjhan: "You'll get your money."

Arnie: "I've heard that one before. You know, I've got mouths to feed. Plus a family. Some of them have mouths, too."

Then there was this Buffy line from "Some Assembly Required"...

WILLOW
Eric's was a bust. Nothing there.
XANDER
Yeah, nothing but a bunch of computer equipment and a pornography collection so prodigious it even scared me.

CLJOHNSTON108

Tuesday, February 27, 2007 12:58 PM (P)

I'm a fan of Blue Man Group, so I loved this bit from "The House Always Wins", after they discover that Lorne's playing the Tropicana...

GUNN
No one seems to be bothered by the fact that he's a demon.

FRED
They must think it's all make-up, like the Blue Man Group. (pauses, to Angel) You don't think the Blue Man Group...

ANGEL
Only two of them.

Funny, they'd always seemed more like aliens to me.

JWHEDONADDICT

Thursday, March 1, 2007 12:22 AM (P)

I could go on and on, but I wouldn't even know where to begin. I'll try though.

Since this is the ANGEL forum, I'll try to stick to that show.

1) Forget which ep. but the scene when Angel is smelling Cordy's hair and she stands up and shouts "Personal bubble...PERSONAL BUBBLE!"

2) In Fredless where Cordy and Wes are acting out Buffy and Angel's romance and "Buffy" tells "Angel" to bite her, and Angel comes in and, clearly amused, says something like "Why don't you both bite me?"

3) Cordy, sittin' up in those clouds..."God, I am SO bored" and "What are you, deficient? Get me out of here!!"

and the honorable mention--because I cracked up in the middle of a craft store by myself after seeing Strawberry Shortcake fabric with the phrase 'tutu cute' on it--goes to: Gunn, referring to ballet as "tutus and guys with their big ass packages jumping up and down".

JWHEDONADDICT

Thursday, March 1, 2007 12:33 AM (P)

River6213: You, too, huh? Everyone thinks I'm 31 going on 16 and have for the last 10+ years. Both because of the shows (not really that I watch them as much as my obsession with them) and my sense of humor. I like toilet humor just as much as sarcasm.

I've actually gotten my mom and sister to watch, but they're not as into any of the shows as I am. In fact, the more I go on and on about them, the less they like them. Which is why I come here.

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Thursday, March 1, 2007 12:44 AM (P)

A scene in Angel that recently had me laughing so hard I fell on the floor was..
In Through The looking Glass when lorne goes to see his family & his mother calls out to his cousin ( playedby our master hinself ,Joss )

Your brother Numfar did the dance of joy for three moons. Numfar! Do the dance of joy."

And he just starts dancing in such a silly way..

Then he did the dance of honor..and when Angel & Lorne & family leave he's still in the background dancing...

Brilliant !

Bryce

"Oh no, not again." - A bowl of petunias on it's way to certain death.

CLJOHNSTON108

Thursday, March 1, 2007 1:16 AM (P)

Then there was this bit from "Apocalypse, Nowish" (aka "Rain Of Fire")...

Lorne's sitting at the front desk, talking on the phone.

LORNE
Snakes? Uh-huh. And they came out of your what? OK, OK, well did they get up there by themselves, or is this part of a, you know, a thing? (laughs nervously) No, I'm not judging. (puts phone to his chest, asks Angel) Do we fight snakes?

TRUEBLUE

Thursday, March 1, 2007 3:07 AM (P)

The muppet episode... don't recal its title.

Every single scene with the Angel muppet. I laughed myself silly. It didn't matter what was said or even the (il)logic of it all.

I liked Angel being a seasame st extra. I mean what were the writers on?!!??!

I knew Barney was evil, but I will never look at elmo the same way again.

I will think of a signature later. It will be so stunningly brilliant your entire life will pale into insignificance when compared to the few words that will be written here.

ROCKETJOCK

Thursday, March 1, 2007 6:29 AM (P)

Spike [as Angel]: "Ah. Say no more. Evil's still afoot... and I'm almost out of that Nancy-boy hair gel that I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile — AWAY!"

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Puppet Angel: "I'm made of Felt. And my nose comes off."

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Spike: "We were just working out... Look, if cavemen and astronauts got into a fight, who would win?"

Wesley: ".....Ah. You've been yelling at each other for forty minutes about this?"

[Angel and Spike look at the floor]

Wesley: [thinks for a moment] "Do the astronaunts have weapons?"
Spike and Angel: No."

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[Angel and Gunn are using a rope to climb up the side of a building.]
Gunn: "Damn! This is so much harder than it looks on Batman."

"She's tore up plenty. But she'll fly true." -- Zoë Washburn

JWHEDONADDICT

Saturday, April 21, 2007 4:36 PM (P)

Cordelia, to Doyle: "Wow, you're smarter than you look. Of course, you look like a retard."

Doyle looks at a photo of a client bungee jumping: "I always meant to do that, but I intensely don't want to, so I haven't gotten around to it...yet."

"Our fate has to be our own, or we're nothing."--Angel
"In Joss We Trust."