Name that Quote!

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TAUSETIPRIME

Thursday, December 30, 2004 1:39 AM

This was a fun game I used to play with some friends a while ago. I think we can keep the game going a while if we stick to sci fi movies and TV shows.

So, for starters, I just watched this recently, and I thought it was hilarious:

"This is the worst kind of discrimination....The kind against me!"

Name the show, and (if you are really good at this) name the character that spoke it!

Game On!

They didnt call it the dark ages because it was dark.

QUICKSAND

Thursday, December 30, 2004 3:22 AM

Show? I'm pretty sure it's Doc Holliday in "Tombstone," but I've had my wires crossed on occasion, before.

"Don't worry, if they're not chasing you after a mile, they're not chasing you." *crash* "Or is that two miles?"

Your move.

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TAUSETIPRIME

Thursday, December 30, 2004 3:32 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Quicksand:
Show? I'm pretty sure it's Doc Holliday in "Tombstone," but I've had my wires crossed on occasion, before.

"Don't worry, if they're not chasing you after a mile, they're not chasing you." *crash* "Or is that two miles?"

Your move.

___\_o_/___
--------------- (Qs)

No. this is a Futurama quote.

Bender(the robot was the character)

but lets continue the "Name this quote" thread.

They didnt call it the dark ages because it was dark.

SHEPHERDSCOTT

Thursday, December 30, 2004 7:28 AM

"Owwww, my sperm!"

"Guh!"

* * *

Do the job. Get paid. Keep flying.

EST120

Thursday, December 30, 2004 1:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Quicksand:
"Don't worry, if they're not chasing you after a mile, they're not chasing you." *crash* "Or is that two miles?"

corbin dallas from the fifth element.

great movie, by the way. got the DVD for christmas.

here is another one:

"back to the ship, huh? just huddled together, until the lights burn out? 'til you can't see what's eating you? is that the big plan?"

TAUSETIPRIME

Thursday, December 30, 2004 2:15 PM

Quote:

"back to the ship, huh? just huddled together, until the lights burn out? 'til you can't see what's eating you? is that the big plan?"

sounds like Pitch Black, the english fellow with all the alcohol, maybe?

Here is another one:

"The very young do not always do as they are told"

(I know its an easy one, but its a favorite).

They didnt call it the dark ages because it was dark.

EST120

Thursday, December 30, 2004 2:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TauSetiPrime:
sounds like Pitch Black, the english fellow with all the alcohol, maybe?

actually, no. it is a riddick quote. you were right on with the movie, though.

CYBERSNARK

Thursday, December 30, 2004 2:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TauSetiPrime:
"The very young do not always do as they are told"

Stargate SG-1, said by one of the Nox (then repeated by Jack, later in that episode).

Ths one's from TV:

"Blow it!"

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

BADGERSHAT

Monday, January 3, 2005 10:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Cybersnark:

Ths one's from TV:

"Blow it!"

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

... I can think of literally dozens of shows and movies this line appears (plus some from the "blue" section o the video store...).

Here's one:

"Maybe we can build a fire, sing a few songs..."

--Jefé The Hat

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--Don't bother trying to predict, figure out, second guess, criticize, or suggest anything that comes from the mind of Joss Whedon, for you shall usually be wrong, and shall find out the Truth and Purpose in due time.
(This is the Truth of Whedoning)

"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

EST120

Monday, January 3, 2005 10:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by BadgersHat:
Here's one:

"Maybe we can build a fire, sing a few songs..."

--Jefé The Hat

corporal hicks. aliens.

okay, try this one on for size:

six years later you end up singing "surrey with a fringe on top" in front of ira!

BADGERSHAT

Monday, January 3, 2005 10:15 PM

Oooh, so close... NOT Corporal Hicks, it was Carter Burke, but you got the movie right.

Your quote is Harry of " When Harry met Sally" fame.

"Amazing. Guys lays pipe for a living and can't get it up at home."

--Jefé The Hat

***************************
--Don't bother trying to predict, figure out, second guess, criticize, or suggest anything that comes from the mind of Joss Whedon, for you shall usually be wrong, and shall find out the Truth and Purpose in due time.
(This is the Truth of Whedoning)

"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

EST120

Monday, January 3, 2005 10:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by BadgersHat:
Oooh, so close... NOT Corporal Hicks, it was Carter Burke, but you got the movie right.

Your quote is Harry of " When Harry met Sally" fame.

"Amazing. Guys lays pipe for a living and can't get it up at home."

--Jefé The Hat

***************************
--Don't bother trying to predict, figure out, second guess, criticize, or suggest anything that comes from the mind of Joss Whedon, for you shall usually be wrong, and shall find out the Truth and Purpose in due time.
(This is the Truth of Whedoning)

"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

son of a..............

BADGERSHAT

Monday, January 3, 2005 10:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by est120:

son of a..............

Don't feel too bad, that was a tricky one--it's said in the background while a completely different conversation is happening in the foreground...

--Jefé The Hat

***************************
--Don't bother trying to predict, figure out, second guess, criticize, or suggest anything that comes from the mind of Joss Whedon, for you shall usually be wrong, and shall find out the Truth and Purpose in due time.
(This is the Truth of Whedoning)

"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

CYBERSNARK

Tuesday, January 4, 2005 3:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by BadgersHat:
Quote:
Originally posted by Cybersnark:
Ths one's from TV:
"Blow it!"

... I can think of literally dozens of shows and movies this line appears (plus some from the "blue" section o the video store...).

*sigh* You got a smutty mind.

Beast Wars. Said by Optimus Primal, about a bomb as he's fleeing the blast zone.

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

EST120

Tuesday, January 4, 2005 3:20 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by BadgersHat:
[Don't feel too bad, that was a tricky one--it's said in the background while a completely different conversation is happening in the foreground...

still, for a self proclaimed sci-fi fan, i SHOULD know that one.

okay, here is another one:
jack "so tell me about your father"
lucy "he was pretty much like me. brown hair, flat chest..."

STILLSHINY

Tuesday, January 4, 2005 3:44 PM

Ok one of my all time favorites...

"Hey, I'm experiencing a sensation altogether new to me, and frankly, I love it!"

Check out my shop! Firefly & LOST products.
http://www.zazzle.com/contributors/products/gallery/browse_results.asp
?cid=238187680745956238

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn." --Joss

STILLSHINY

Tuesday, January 4, 2005 5:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by est120:
Quote:
Originally posted by BadgersHat:
[Don't feel too bad, that was a tricky one--it's said in the background while a completely different conversation is happening in the foreground...

still, for a self proclaimed sci-fi fan, i SHOULD know that one.

okay, here is another one:
jack "so tell me about your father"
lucy "he was pretty much like me. brown hair, flat chest..."

is it "While You Were Sleeping?"

Ok one of my all time favorites...

[b}"Hey, I'm experiencing a sensation altogether new to me, and frankly, I love it!"

Check out my shop! Firefly & LOST products.
http://www.zazzle.com/contributors/products/gallery/browse_results.asp
?cid=238187680745956238

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn." --Joss

EST120

Tuesday, January 4, 2005 5:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Stillshiny:
is it "While You Were Sleeping?"

correct.

okay, try another one:

"leave me alone! i have been through enough for one year!"

CHRONICTHEHEDGEHOG

Tuesday, January 4, 2005 8:44 PM

Quote:

Hey, I'm experiencing a sensation altogether new to me, and frankly, I love it!

I'm pretty sure it's mystery science theatre, but I can also hear Brent Spiner saying that line, so it could be Star Trek?

check out my WIP firefly roleplay system at www.estador.co.uk/firefly

RYCE

Tuesday, January 4, 2005 11:19 PM

Is the "I've had enough for one year" quote from Sliding Doors?

Quote:
Hey, I'm experiencing a sensation altogether new to me, and frankly, I love it!

That's Servo from MST3K: The Movie!

How about..."You see her standing there, so haughty, so confident. Let us hope she finds solace in her writing and her books. She'll have little else. She may have my son's name, but it is we, the ones who carry the name concubine, that history will call wives."

COSMICFUGITIVE

Wednesday, January 5, 2005 8:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Ryce:

..."You see her standing there, so haughty, so confident. Let us hope she finds solace in her writing and her books. She'll have little else. She may have my son's name, but it is we, the ones who carry the name concubine, that history will call wives."

It's from the Dune mini series(2000) and spoken by Jessica.

Here's my contribution:

"This is the oddest thing I've ever heard of. Let's hope we don't catch it. I'd hate to wake up some morning and find out that you weren't you."

TAUSETIPRIME

Thursday, January 6, 2005 10:04 AM

Quote:

"This is the oddest thing I've ever heard of. Let's hope we don't catch it. I'd hate to wake up some morning and find out that you weren't you."

Invasion of the Body Snatchers, by doctor Miles J. Binnell.

Next is a tough one!

Worlds governed by artificial intelligence
often learned a hard lesson: Logic Doesn't Care.

They didnt call it the dark ages because it was dark.

EST120

Thursday, January 6, 2005 4:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Ryce:
Is the "I've had enough for one year" quote from Sliding Doors?

geez. you are good. i did not think anyone would get that. i may have misquoted the first part. i have not seen the movie in a while.

here is another one:

"are you alright?"
"no! i'm hurt. i'm pissed. and i gotta find a new job!"

RYCE

Friday, January 7, 2005 1:22 PM

Quote:
geez. you are good. i did not think anyone would get that. i may have misquoted the first part. i have not seen the movie in a while.

lol thanks...I love that movie!

EST120

Friday, January 7, 2005 1:26 PM

i liked it too. in fact, i own it. still, i thought it was kind of sad at the end. of course, the writers end with an uplifting scene where the two of them meet in the elevator, but the alternate storyline ending is quite sad (obviously). i look at it this way. the viewer is never meant to distinguish about which storyline is "real". they are both played as being equally realistic in the context of the movie. if we assume that, then her death is just as "real" as her survival. that makes is quite sad to me. i get a little choked up when she dies. :(

CYBERSNARK

Saturday, January 8, 2005 6:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TauSetiPrime:
Worlds governed by artificial intelligence
often learned a hard lesson: Logic Doesn't Care.

Opening quote from Andromeda, second season episode: "All Too Human." Originally attributed to Yin-Man Wei, This Present Darkness: A History of the Interregnum, published in CY 11956.

My turn:

"It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. . . Okay, give me the bomb."

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

SERENITYVALLEY

Saturday, January 8, 2005 9:50 PM

Transformers???

How about this. You gotta know this.

"Let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato people and plead for you freedom and you're trying to tell me you're completely sane?"

http://www.simple-assault.com/Firefly.htm

TMURRIE

Saturday, January 8, 2005 10:31 PM

I don't even know half of these and everyone must be able to guess this one...
"(name) what are you doing!?"
"I'm practicing my BACKSWING!!"

RAT

Saturday, January 8, 2005 11:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by tmurrie:
I don't even know half of these and everyone must be able to guess this one...
"(name) what are you doing!?"
"I'm practicing my BACKSWING!!"

Hamond-Stargate SG-1

"I do love moist cake!!"

RAT

Sunday, January 9, 2005 12:04 AM

No that cant be right, thats "In the middle of my BACKSWING".

EBONEZER

Sunday, January 9, 2005 3:03 AM

Moving right along with:

"Bloodly Catholics fillen the world with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed."

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

MONTANAGIRL

Sunday, January 9, 2005 3:43 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:
"Bloodly Catholics fillen the world with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed."

I believe that's Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, which was shortly followed by one of my other favorite lines: "I want you to sell me a condom, for I am a Protestant!"

How about:
"I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all of the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

SHADESIREN

Sunday, January 9, 2005 8:37 AM

"Let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato people and plead for you freedom and you're trying to tell me you're completely sane?"

I know!! I know!!!

Red Dwarf!!!!

"I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all of the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."

is this one Babylon 5??

ok, here's something a little off the wall....

Q:"Do you run?"
A:"Only when chased."

same source:

(Referring to bunny slippers)
"May I take this moment to compliment you on your choice of footwear..."

(this is a favorite movie of mine!)

http://home.comcast.net/~shadesiren

THATWEIRDGIRL

Sunday, January 9, 2005 7:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Shadesiren:

Q:"Do you run?"
A:"Only when chased."

same source:

(Referring to bunny slippers)
"May I take this moment to compliment you on your choice of footwear..."

Real Genius, Chris Knight

here's one

"It was five to one. I got four."

www.thatweirdgirl.com

THATWEIRDGIRL

Monday, January 10, 2005 10:23 PM

Okay I'll try again since my movie wasn't really sci-fi. This isn't a movie or a tv show, but I think everyone here knows this one.

"Here we are standing dead in this desolate..."
"Five star..."
"Restaurant."

If you want a sci-fi movie, here ya go:

"They don't castrate clergy, just in case."

www.thatweirdgirl.com

EST120

Monday, January 10, 2005 10:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
here's one

"It was five to one. I got four."

the air force pilot in red dawn. interestingly, the only reason this sounded familiar is because the movie was on (TNT or UPN or something) recently.

here is a funny one:

"i'm, uh, looking for a priest"

"weddings are one floor down, my son, congratulations."

THATWEIRDGIRL

Monday, January 10, 2005 10:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by est120:

here is a funny one:

"i'm, uh, looking for a priest"

"weddings are one floor down, my son, congratulations."

too easy!!! Fifth Element

www.thatweirdgirl.com

EST120

Monday, January 10, 2005 10:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
too easy!!! Fifth Element

i guess i should not ask such easy questions.

still, that line is hilarious.

okay, perhaps a harder one:
"did she finish you off, or bring you back to life?"
"a gentleman does not discuss such things"

actually, might be impossible since i may be the only human being on this planet that liked this movie.

ISIGE

Monday, January 10, 2005 11:00 PM

Quote:
okay, perhaps a harder one:
"did she finish you off, or bring you back to life?"
"a gentleman does not discuss such things"

The 13th Warrior
Herger (I think, the one that spoke all the languages) & Ahmed/Ibn

ASTRIANA

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 12:06 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
How about:
"I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all of the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."

Too easy, and one of my hubby's favorite philosophies in life.

Marcus, Babylon 5

Now this one:

"Two dollars and fifteen cents!"

~Astriana~
~Mostly-Invisible Long-Winded Goddess of Inter-Board Communication and Diplomacy a/k/a El Jefe Magnifico's Mistress... of Communications and Harems~

...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.

IMEARLY

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 12:13 AM

Let's try this...

I make friends. They are toys. My friends are toys. I make them. It's a hobby.

So you're a bounty hunter.
No, that ain't it at all.
Then what are you?
I'm a bounty hunter.

EST120

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 1:02 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by ImEarly:
Let's try this...

I make friends. They are toys. My friends are toys. I make them. It's a hobby.

i am kind of guessing, but blade runner? i believe the character's name was sebastian? i THINK.

i cannot believe that someone got the 13th warrior.

okay, here is another one:
"you're no messiah. you're a movie of the week. you're a f---ing t-shirt. at best."

SHADESIREN

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 1:35 AM

Quote:

"They don't castrate clergy, just in case."

Ice Pirates?

http://home.comcast.net/~shadesiren

ISIGE

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 2:22 AM

Quote:
i cannot believe that someone got the 13th warrior.

Lessee - 3 here, you there (carry the...) That makes 4 of us that liked the 13th Warrior!

Here's one that shows m'age:
"Daddy would have gotten us uzis."

EBONEZER

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 2:29 AM

Alright. Here's one:

"Well, i've been chaising more cars lately, and every time I tried to lick my balls I kept falling off the couch."

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

ISIGE

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 2:40 AM

Quote:
okay, here is another one:
"you're no messiah. you're a movie of the week. you're a f---ing t-shirt. at best."

Seven? Can't remember who was talking...

SERENITYVALLEY

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 2:45 AM

Quote:
"Here we are standing dead in this desolate..."
"Five star..."
"Restaurant."

HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY! Yay, I get a point!!!

Sorry. I was feeling rather silly because I couldn't name any of the quotes, the the Real Genius one was on the tip of my brain. But now I got one. Yay!

http://www.simple-assault.com/Firefly.htm

DARKJESTER

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 3:09 AM

Ebo wrote:

Quote:
Alright. Here's one:

"Well, i've been chaising more cars lately, and every time I tried to lick my balls I kept falling off the couch."

That was Mel Gibson in one of the Lethal Weapons, right?

OK, my turn..... "I'll buy that for a dollar!"

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

VETERAN

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 3:18 AM

That's from Robocop

Now let me think...

"Could you find my Virginity? I lost it about 15 years ago and haven't seen it since."

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 3:24 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by DarkJester:
Ebo wrote:
Quote:
Alright. Here's one:

"Well, i've been chaising more cars lately, and every time I tried to lick my balls I kept falling off the couch."

That was Mel Gibson in one of the Lethal Weapons, right?

OK, my turn..... "I'll buy that for a dollar!"

That was one of the ad catchphrases in Robocop, wasn't it?

How about:
"Elections are coming up. Do you intend to run?"
"Like blazes, first chance I get."

Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
LJ: http://www.livejournal.com/users/newnumber6
http://www.unreachablestar.net - Comics & SF News/Reviews/Opinions

RYCE

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 3:43 AM

Quote:
"Could you find my Virginity? I lost it about 15 years ago and haven't seen it since."

Hawkeye to Colonel Flagg in M*A*S*H

New one:
"Interplanetary megastellar hydostatic, there's no gravity between us, our love is automatic! Zoom zoom zoom, make my heart go Boom Boom, my Super Nova Girl!"

ISIGE

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 3:54 AM

StarPioletGrainger wrote

Quote:
How about:
"Elections are coming up. Do you intend to run?"
"Like blazes, first chance I get."

The Prisoner?

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 3:59 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Isige:
StarPioletGrainger wrote
Quote:
How about:
"Elections are coming up. Do you intend to run?"
"Like blazes, first chance I get."

The Prisoner?

That's correct. Number 2 and Number 6, respectively, in the episode Free For All.

Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
LJ: http://www.livejournal.com/users/newnumber6
http://www.unreachablestar.net - Comics & SF News/Reviews/Opinions

KNIBBLET

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 4:40 AM

"Right in the lumber yard."

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

RAT

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 8:45 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Knibblet:
"Right in the lumber yard."

That's from "Caddyshack" ain't it?

"-I look'd out and saw some thing on the wing of the plane!
-The same thing happend to me!!"

EST120

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 1:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Isige:
Quote:
okay, here is another one:
"you're no messiah. you're a movie of the week. you're a f---ing t-shirt. at best."

Seven? Can't remember who was talking...

correct. it was detective mills (played quite well by brad pitt).

okay, here is another one:
"i would die, fat and alone and be found three weeks later, half eaten by wild dogs."

EST120

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 2:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Isige:
Quote:
i cannot believe that someone got the 13th warrior.

Lessee - 3 here, you there (carry the...) That makes 4 of us that liked the 13th Warrior!

Here's one that shows m'age:
"Daddy would have gotten us uzis."

i went to see it in the theater because i thought the trailer looked cool. i enjoyed it. apparently, most of the rest of america did not. just goes to show that i have strange taste in movies.

CYBERSNARK

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 4:09 PM

I liked 13th Warrior too, but then I'm an English major who studied the original. No, not Eaters of the Dead, the original; Beowulf.

Quote:
Originally posted by Ryce:
New one:
"Interplanetary megastellar hydostatic, there's no gravity between us, our love is automatic! Zoom zoom zoom, make my heart go Boom Boom, my Super Nova Girl!"

Zenon, Girl of the 21st Century, sung by Protozoa.

What? I'm a movie junkie.

And since my last one was apparently too easy:
"Was she corpulent? Very corpulent?"
"Nah, just really round."

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

KNIBBLET

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 5:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by est120:
Here's one that shows m'age:
"Daddy would have gotten us uzis."

Night of the Comet -- love that flick

"It's true, your honor. This man has no dick."

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

EST120

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 6:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Knibblet:
Quote:
Originally posted by est120:
Here's one that shows m'age:
"Daddy would have gotten us uzis."

Night of the Comet -- love that flick

"It's true, your honor. This man has no dick."

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

ghostbusters.

ISIGE

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 7:37 PM

"You can get the next mutant."

COSMICFUGITIVE

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 8:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Isige:

"You can get the next mutant."

One of my all time favourite X-Files episodes!! :D

It's Scully (to Mulder) in Season One's "Tooms".

Here's my contribution:

"Reading is no substitute for experience."

JONSAN

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 9:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by est120:
here is another one:

"are you alright?"
"no! i'm hurt. i'm pissed. and i gotta find a new job!"

Don't think this one has been identified, and I love Grosse Point Blank. Said by the character Ultimate Carl (played by Duffy Taylor) after the Ultimart is blown up. Gotta love IMDB!

Edit: Oops, forgot to contribute a quote...how about: "We saw a movie, of a movie, of a movie; with the wolf in it and the wolf in it."

J

Toothpaste is not a snack.

RAT

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 9:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CosmicFugitive:
Here's my contribution:

"Reading is no substitute for experience."

Londo-B5 right?

Now hear this...again!

"-I look'd out the window and saw some thing on the wing of the plane!
-The same thing happend to me!!"

EST120

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 9:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by jonsan:
Quote:
Originally posted by est120:
here is another one:

"are you alright?"
"no! i'm hurt. i'm pissed. and i gotta find a new job!"

Don't think this one has been identified, and I love Grosse Point Blank. Said by the character Ultimate Carl (played by Duffy Taylor) after the Ultimart is blown up. Gotta love IMDB!

J

Toothpaste is not a snack.

i love it too. my favorite line from the movie has to be one of debbie's, though. when she says "if you love something, set if free. if it comes back to you, it's, well, broken."

love that line.

EST120

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 9:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:
Quote:
Originally posted by CosmicFugitive:
Here's my contribution:

"Reading is no substitute for experience."

Londo-B5 right?

Now hear this...again!

"-I look'd out the window and saw some thing on the wing of the plane!
-The same thing happend to me!!"

twilight zone: the movie. said by john lithgow (who i think is underrated as an actor) and some random woman.

another one:
"she's planning an expedition to china soon, i am to go as her slave but only with the knowledge that i will be very badly treated."

RAT

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 9:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by est120:
Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:

Now hear this...again!

"-I look'd out the window and saw some thing on the wing of the plane!
-The same thing happend to me!!"

twilight zone: the movie. said by john lithgow (who i think is underrated as an actor) and some random woman.

Almost, it's 3'rd rock from the sun.

William Shatner -I look'd out the window and saw some thing on the wing of the plane!
John lithgow -The same thing happend to me!!!

EST120

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 9:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:
Almost, it's 3'rd rock from the sun.

William Shatner -I look'd out the window and saw some thing on the wing of the plane!
John lithgow -The same thing happend to me!!!

very funny. good one. you got me!

MALICIOUS

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 9:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:
Almost, it's 3'rd rock from the sun.

William Shatner -I look'd out the window and saw some thing on the wing of the plane!
John lithgow -The same thing happend to me!!!

That has GOT to be TRULY one of the FUNNIEST moments in television history. When I stopped laughing, I called everyone I knew to see if they saw it. It was pure genius.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

RAT

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 9:52 PM

Ahh the Mal-licious grace'es us with her presence!

MALICIOUS

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 9:59 PM

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Grace be with you and all that. Seriously, was that not the funniest millisecond ever or what??

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

RAT

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 10:03 PM

IT was, that's why I posted it.

THATWEIRDGIRL

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 10:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:

"They don't castrate clergy, just in case."

I can't beleive no one knows this. It gave us sapce herpes and Omegas that could dance.

The Ice Pirates

OKay here's one somebody better know.

"May the luck of the Seven Pillars of Booloo be with you at all times!"

www.thatweirdgirl.com

ISIGE

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 11:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:

"May the luck of the Seven Pillars of Booloo be with you at all times!"

Centauri, The Last Starfighter

ISIGE

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 11:15 PM

"Terrific, a six-demon bag. Sensational. What's in it, Egg?"

EST120

Wednesday, January 12, 2005 1:23 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Cybersnark:
I liked 13th Warrior too, but then I'm an English major who studied the original. No, not Eaters of the Dead, the original; Beowulf.

FYI, the actor who played the beowulf-like characer in the 13th warrior also played the beast in angel.

THATWEIRDGIRL

Wednesday, January 12, 2005 2:03 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Isige:
"Terrific, a six-demon bag. Sensational. What's in it, Egg?"

Big Trouble in Little China

why do i find this thread so addicting?

here's another one:

"Which only goes to show that even the fearsome Frankenstein has a one hundred percent red-blooded American sense of humor."

www.thatweirdgirl.com

SERENITYVALLEY

Wednesday, January 12, 2005 2:38 AM

Hey, no one answered this one yet.

Quote:
"Was she corpulent? Very corpulent?"
"Nah, just really round."

SUPER MARIO BROTHERS
said by Iggy (Fisher Stevens) and Luigi (John Lagonzamos (sp?))

I woulda gotten the Zenon one two if I'd read it in time. Just goes to show you what kind of movies I watch.

new one:
"Not to mention I haven't had a chance to visit the little boys room in 75 years."

http://www.simple-assault.com/Firefly.htm

ISIGE

Wednesday, January 12, 2005 3:02 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by est120:
Quote:
Originally posted by Cybersnark:
I liked 13th Warrior too, but then I'm an English major who studied the original. No, not Eaters of the Dead, the original; Beowulf.

FYI, the actor who played the beowulf-like characer in the 13th warrior also played the beast in angel.

Ya just can't beat Antonio Banderas AND Vikings.

ISIGE

Wednesday, January 12, 2005 3:08 AM

Quote:

Orininally posted by thatweirdgirl

"Which only goes to show that even the fearsome Frankenstein has a one hundred percent red-blooded American sense of humor."

Death Race 2000!

ISIGE

Wednesday, January 12, 2005 3:12 AM

Seducer!
And who are you, sir?
Your twin brother and your accuser!

THATWEIRDGIRL

Wednesday, January 12, 2005 3:12 AM

got it! I know it's a horrible movie, but I love it.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

ISIGE

Wednesday, January 12, 2005 3:16 AM

Truely horrible and that is why it is such a fine, fine thing.

EST120

Wednesday, January 12, 2005 12:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Isige:
Ya just can't beat Antonio Banderas AND Vikings.

my favorite scene in that movie is at the end when they drive the ven (sp?) away and the leader guy, as he is dying, kicks the dead enemy leader off the wall and sits down while stabbing his sword into the ground. loved it in the rain and everything.

BARNSTORMER

Thursday, January 13, 2005 5:14 PM

Bump

This thread was to fun to let go just yet.

Anymore?

How about

"Get off of my Plane"

Am I a Lion?... No, I think I'ma tellin' the truth.

BarnStormer

EST120

Thursday, January 13, 2005 5:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by BarnStormer:
How about

"Get off of my Plane"

air force one? harrison ford.

incidentally, the opening sequence showing the arrest of the russian guy was filmed in cleveland at severance hall which is where the cleveland orchestra plays. the building is basically on the case western reserve university campus which i attended and i got to see the helicopters flying around and the guys running about on the roof when i was in college. kind of neat.

they did block off part of euclid during the filming process which was kind of a pain, though.

okay, another one:

"you have a great name. he must kill your name before he kills you."

MIKEYMO

Thursday, January 13, 2005 5:54 PM

"you have a great name..."

Pretty sure that's Gladiator. Never really liked that movie, though.. I think it's because it was similar to Braveheart which had come out a few years earlier and which I thought was a lot better.

We've got one more 13th Warrior fan here! "I wish Bovine were here.." Bovine must be one of the most ass-kicking characters ever portrayed. Good stuff.

OK, continuing the thread... and I don't think this one is very easy..

"They Melvined me."
----------------------------
"Be ashamed to die before you have scored some victory for humanity." -- Horace Mann

THATWEIRDGIRL

Thursday, January 13, 2005 6:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by MikeyMo:
"They Melvined me."

Bill and Ted's?

Quote:
Originally posted by Isige:
Seducer!
And who are you, sir?
Your twin brother and your accuser!

I can't beleive I missed this! Shock Treatment. I have a bloody tagline form Rocky Horror, and I miss Shock Treatment. Feel free to hit me over the head with a broom several times.

try this:
"So you need ME and my inferior brain to fly that thing?"
"Correction, I need the superior information in your inferior brain to fly this... thing. "

www.thatweirdgirl.com

RYCE

Thursday, January 13, 2005 6:33 PM

Quote:
"So you need ME and my inferior brain to fly that thing?"
"Correction, I need the superior information in your inferior brain to fly this... thing. "

Flight of the Navigator! I loved that movie as a kid!

THATWEIRDGIRL

Thursday, January 13, 2005 6:40 PM

Jeez! I thought that would be a bit more tricky.

You want obscure? You want one that only the most dedicated will know?

"Things are never what they seem. Clean gloves hide dirty hands - and mine are dirtier than most. Justice will be done!"

www.thatweirdgirl.com

EST120

Thursday, January 13, 2005 7:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
You want obscure? You want one that only the most dedicated will know?

"Things are never what they seem. Clean gloves hide dirty hands - and mine are dirtier than most. Justice will be done!"

this sounds like a challenge, though not for me. i could not figure out where your quote was from.

EST120

Thursday, January 13, 2005 7:04 PM

oops. sorry.

THATWEIRDGIRL

Thursday, January 13, 2005 7:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by est120:
Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
You want obscure? You want one that only the most dedicated will know?

"Things are never what they seem. Clean gloves hide dirty hands - and mine are dirtier than most. Justice will be done!"

this sounds like a challenge, though not for me. i could not figure out where your quote was from.

The younger folk may not have a clue, but I can give one: originally aired on cable more than ten years ago.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

GORRAMREAVERS

Thursday, January 13, 2005 7:20 PM

From the same movie:

You told me you were combing your hair!

Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that, I'm perfect!

Give em the knee shooters.

Different movie:

I'm a fucking idiot because I can't make a lamp?

No. You're a genius because you can't make a lamp.

"..it is my very favorite gun."

THATWEIRDGIRL

Thursday, January 13, 2005 7:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gorramreavers:
From the same movie:
You told me you were combing your hair!
Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that, I'm perfect!
Give em the knee shooters.

Different movie:
I'm a fucking idiot because I can't make a lamp?
No. You're a genius because you can't make a lamp.
"..it is my very favorite gun."

you're an anthony michael hall fan, aren't you?
weird science and breakfast club

somebody shoot me, or tie my hands, or something. my useless information is taking over this thread.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

GORRAMREAVERS

Thursday, January 13, 2005 7:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Quote:
Originally posted by Gorramreavers:
From the same movie:
You told me you were combing your hair!
Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that, I'm perfect!
Give em the knee shooters.

Different movie:
I'm a fucking idiot because I can't make a lamp?
No. You're a genius because you can't make a lamp.
"..it is my very favorite gun."

you're an anthony michael hall fan, aren't you?
weird science and breakfast club

somebody shoot me, or tie my hands, or something. my useless information is taking over this thread.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

LOL...yeah..love those movies. You dominate with the useless info. I do OK with useless sports info.

"..it is my very favorite gun."

EST120

Thursday, January 13, 2005 7:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
"Things are never what they seem. Clean gloves hide dirty hands - and mine are dirtier than most. Justice will be done!"

well.. i cheated and found the answer on the internet, but i will not post it if you think that is a "tainted" answer!

GORRAMREAVERS

Thursday, January 13, 2005 7:47 PM

How about this:

Does the word "duh" mean anything to you?

"..it is my very favorite gun."

THATWEIRDGIRL

Thursday, January 13, 2005 7:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by est120:
Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
"Things are never what they seem. Clean gloves hide dirty hands - and mine are dirtier than most. Justice will be done!"

well.. i cheated and found the answer on the internet, but i will not post it if you think that is a "tainted" answer!

how can I be sure you found the right answer unless you post? I don't even know if this aired overseas? So, some googling was inevitable.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

ISIGE

Thursday, January 13, 2005 8:21 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gorramreavers:
How about this:

Does the word "duh" mean anything to you?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer!

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