CAPTION TIGHTPANTS (lucky) #13!

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UPDATED: Wednesday, February 9, 2005 00:47
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 6:45 AM

First off, sorry this is so late in coming...been real busy with some other FF related projects including preparing for a shindig this week.

Moving forward...
This time we have a Week 12 winner in week 12! LOL! Seems alot of you know funny, and some of you juggle geese, but nonetheless, here is the caption you all voted for!

Congrats to Veteran! Ruttin' HI-larious! Now for week 13's challenge...I'm makin' it tough, yet easy at the same time. So, for that reason, this week's winner will get TWO entries in the t-shirt drawing! Are you up to the challenge?

Mal(voiceover): Hey Wash! I think we found the crappy planet where you're a hero! *snicker*

Cilantro!
TCM

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PAST CAPTION TIGHTPANTS
CT#1 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=7864
CT#2 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=7927
CT#3 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=7990
CT#4 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8094
CT#5 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8165
CT#6 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8240
CT#7 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8307
CT#8 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8362
CT#9 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8448
CT#10 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8517
CT#11 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8569
CT#12 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8639

HORRID

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 7:35 AM

maybe the moon wasn't really made of cheese but no one on Earth was brave enough to tell Star Jones the bad news

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 8:05 AM

"... and on your left, you'll spot Earth-that-was."

OR

Joss lost his credibility when it was revealed that the alliance's deep dark secret was that they were constructing a Death Star.

Keep flying

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 8:09 AM

Forgive me, I just had to do another.

Not known for their steady aim, the Vogons had to take a second go.

Keep flying

NUISANCE

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 8:36 AM

Wash: Every man there go back inside, or we will blow a new crater in this little moon.

Just minutes later:

Mal: Man, I love U-day!

SIMONWHO

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 10:29 AM

Say kids, ever wonder why the moon sometimes appears to be crescent shaped?

or

The visit to the planet of the Fox Execs was short but fruitful.

HORRID

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 11:43 AM

some pranksters like to moon their crack, others like to crack their moon, either way it's best not to encourage them

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 1:12 PM

Mal: Are you happy Jayne? Now that we've wasted two days getting close enough for a better look will you believe me that the Alliance has NOT built a gorram Death Star?
Jayne: Just cause this ain't it don't mean their ain't one.

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HORRID

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 1:33 PM

serenity's well meaning but ill advised jabs at his achne condition did not amuse pac man one little bit

KNIBBLET

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 1:45 PM

Mal during a pool tournament:
Gorramit! I've had enough catastrophic ball failure for one day. Kaylee, get this table up and running!

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

KAYLEE4SIMON

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 3:14 PM

Wash: Told you it was made of cheese

Keep shiny!

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 3:26 PM

Wash: Maybe they got sick of juggling geese and have moved up to heavy artillery?
Jayne: Heh. My kind of moon.

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EST120

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 4:30 PM

mighty big jawbreaker. i think i chipped a tooth.

SOUPCATCHER

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 5:05 PM

Mal(voiceover): Here's how it is: The Earth got used up, so we moved out and terraformed a whole new galaxy of Earths, some rich and flush with the new technologies, some not so much...

Mal: GORAMMIT. Who keeps dicking with my slide show?

VOLSTOCK

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 5:54 PM

Wash: That's gonna leave a mark!

THATWEIRDGIRL

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 5:57 PM

Vogons, too funny.

Though I also like Jayne insisting there's a deathstar somewhere out there.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

VOLSTOCK

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 5:58 PM

Kaylee: I guess it was an understatement when the MLS listing said "Fixer Upper".

COSMICFUGITIVE

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 7:51 PM

Wash always wondered what Jayne meant when he said "Let's moon 'em!" He never expected it would happen to them.

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"I only fell is all."

THEGREYJEDI

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 8:47 PM

WASH: That's no moon! That's a-wait, no, it's just a moon.

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VOLSTOCK

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 10:19 PM

River: I sense a disturbance in the force, it's as if 10 voices all cried out in unison.

WASHEDOUT

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 10:43 PM

Jayne: Mal, I didn't do nuthin'! I swear, it was like that when we got here!

KNIBBLET

Wednesday, February 2, 2005 11:48 PM

Volstock wrote:
River: I sense a disturbance in the force, it's as if 10 voices all cried out in unison.

MWAH HA HA. Gads, I just snorted hot coffee out both nostrils. 10 voices, hehehehe

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

EBONEZER

Thursday, February 3, 2005 12:58 AM

Inara (to mal): Well, at least its your kinda world...

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GUNRUNNER

Thursday, February 3, 2005 2:55 AM

Wash: Mal we've been here for hours and we still haven’t found this I.C. Wiener guy.

Mal: Gorramit this is the last time we deliver pizzas!

Jayne: >Chewing noises< Shut up Wash >more chewing noises< at least they ain’t shooting at us this time…

THATWEIRDGIRL

Thursday, February 3, 2005 3:32 AM

hahahaha, that's a classic.

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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, February 3, 2005 3:33 AM

Mal: Well, you were right...comin' here was a bad idea.
Zoe: Thanks for sayin' so, sir.

or

Book: End of the line...

or

Wash: Uhhh...I think we should have made that left turn at Albequerque...

or

Following the trail of devastation left by Unicron, the Autobot, Foxfired, could only stare in disbelief.

Cilantro!
TCM

GUNRUNNER

Thursday, February 3, 2005 4:31 AM

What would have happened if the surveyor and his wife had the shuttle and not Inara:

*Upon staking a clam on a lifeless moon Jayne asked for his customary 10% cut. The rest of the crew used some mining charges to send Jayne and his 10% on its way…*

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WILDHEAVENFARM

Thursday, February 3, 2005 5:34 AM

Wash: See what happens when you don't let me hit Those Three Switched?

Where is this week's screencap from, anyway? I normally recognize them right off.

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

WILDHEAVENFARM

Thursday, February 3, 2005 5:35 AM

Wash's secret habit of yolk-less mime piloting is finally exposed.

(for them as don't know, the yolk is the control stick steering wheel dohickie)

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN

Thursday, February 3, 2005 8:37 AM

Wow, this is gonna be a really hard week to vote. Hell, I'd be hard-pressed just narrowing it down to five. These are all terrific!!

(BTW, isn't it in OMR, near the 'net'?)

Keep flying

ERELLEVENT

Thursday, February 3, 2005 9:01 AM

Man these are some good captions on this picture and heres mine.
Mal "See I knew we should'nt of put any laser's on the ship."

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

Thursday, February 3, 2005 1:39 PM

As Jayne hoots and hollers in the background...

Mal: Damn, maybe I should've gone for the trade with Vera....

-Taylor

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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, February 3, 2005 2:34 PM

Yep! It has the imaging scanner that relays pictures to the carrion house workers.

Cilantro!
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NYTSHAD

Thursday, February 3, 2005 5:11 PM

In one of the rejected scripts for the first season of Firefly, the crew has an unfortunate run-in with Marvin the Martian and narrowly escapes the blast of his infamous Illudium Pew-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

Yay for copyright infringement!

"Shall my tiny replica do battle with your tiny replica?"

COSMICFUGITIVE

Thursday, February 3, 2005 5:33 PM

This was originally Zoe's line in 'War Stories'. I thought it would sound better here as an exclaimation from Wash.

WASH: Did River get in here, start playing around?!

DRAGONWINE

Friday, February 4, 2005 2:19 AM

Jayne: Well it was an interesting day, til someone's moon brained sister killed the moon...with her brain.

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, February 4, 2005 3:28 AM

in the same vein as DragonWine...

*BOOM!*
Wash(in amazememnt): I know I said I'd blow a new crater in this moon, River, but-
River: -that was fun! Let's go again!
Jayne(tending to a black eye): Yep. Best day ever...damn yokels...

Cilantro!
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Friday, February 4, 2005 6:10 AM

Simon: *This* is the moon you were fighting the war over?
Mal: Was.
Simon: Now I know what going mad really is...

Cilantro!
TCM

GUNRUNNER

Friday, February 4, 2005 8:17 AM

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Saturday, February 5, 2005 3:26 PM

"PlanEx: When it absolutely positively has to be there before...the.....Alliance...damn."

Cilantro!
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RAT

Saturday, February 5, 2005 3:54 PM

Mal: WHAT HAPPENED!!!!!
Wash:oommm err ehh Too much cilantro.........maybe?

-Ratboy

edit- I'm so sorry about this one, I think I was in need of coffee.

KURUKAMI

Saturday, February 5, 2005 7:00 PM

Mal: "Uh... Jayne? Something you'd like to tell me about the ammo Vera's packing?"
Jayne: "I told you she could barely punch through Serenity's hull, didn't I? Well, uh, 'barely' does cover a pretty wide range of possibilities..."

"Sir, I would like to gingerly point out that it is difficult for someone to be gently reassuring when they're holding three and a half feet of sharpened steel."

KURUKAMI

Saturday, February 5, 2005 7:02 PM

River: "Also, I can kill you with my brain. Or did you not see that moon we passed last week, when I was complaining about being bored?"

"Sir, I would like to gingerly point out that it is difficult for someone to be gently reassuring when they're holding three and a half feet of sharpened steel."

WILDHEAVENFARM

Sunday, February 6, 2005 5:40 AM

I nominate KURUKAMI's 2nd one!

Mary
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GUNRUNNER

Sunday, February 6, 2005 5:58 AM

“The world where Fox exiles its canceled shows, luckily our Big Damn Heroes had a spaceship!”

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Monday, February 7, 2005 4:24 AM

Wash (as pilot announcement): On your left you will see the planet known as This Land. Once a fertile land, This Land was shared by many dinosaurs who did not forsee the sudden, but inevitable, betrayal by T. Rex. Once T. Rex rose to power, through the malicious assassination of Steg O., This Land soon became their grave under Rex's tyrannical laws and self-serving goals, ending in the total annihilation of their species.

Cilantro!
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Monday, February 7, 2005 4:56 AM

Okay, first off, what do you do when you can't narrow it down to 5 choices? *shrugs* Just break the rules and make it 7, of course...after all, my house, my rules right? LOL!

So go vote for your 3 favorites! Yes, I said 3! Extra choices means extra voting! Woot!

Oh, and Ratboy gets the Honorable Mention for working Cilantro into this weeks Caption Tightpants! So yeah, that means he gets into the drawing as well!

Now go vote alrea--oh, you need the link. My bad.
Here it is, and remember, this week's winner gets TWO (2) entries into the t-shirt drawing!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=889873&sparkKey=b988d8e
959bac72c2d94417f639e961fb0
Cilantro!
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MONTANAGIRL

Monday, February 7, 2005 5:03 AM

Ok, I tried to vote but it just took me straight to the results page. Help!

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, February 7, 2005 5:22 AM

It's fixed now. I fired my genius mechanic and got me a nymphomechanic. :)

Cilantro!
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EBONEZER

Monday, February 7, 2005 5:27 AM

Wow! Mine made it in! COOL!

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EBONEZER

Monday, February 7, 2005 5:27 AM

And i'm WINNING even!

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WILDHEAVENFARM

Monday, February 7, 2005 5:43 AM

How could you not pick KURUKAMI? I'd give up my slot to his second submission.

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

THEGREYJEDI

Monday, February 7, 2005 6:00 AM

oh yeah? Well, I'm tied for third! So nyeh!

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RAT

Monday, February 7, 2005 9:54 AM

Shiny! I do still think it's lan-dan jiang,

but still, shiny! Thanks!!

-Ratboy

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, February 7, 2005 2:50 PM

Yeah, but cilantro makes it jing zi! Well, at least this one time. ;)

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STARPILOTGRAINGER

Monday, February 7, 2005 3:35 PM

Hey, wow. It's, err, an honor just to be nominated.

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YT

Tuesday, February 8, 2005 12:05 AM

OK, I'm late. So sue me; I had to chime in with this:

Vondie Curtis Hall (director, to Joss): and this shot should pretty much end all those claims that there's good physics in this show.

Keep the Shiny Side Up

Wutzon: Jason Mraz, "the Remedy (Sessions @AOL)", from "Waiting for My Rocket to Come"

SOUPCATCHER

Tuesday, February 8, 2005 1:13 AM

What Star Pilot Grainger said

.

I'm blushing.

THEGREYJEDI

Tuesday, February 8, 2005 1:16 AM

Honor, shmonor, I'm in the lead! Though it's still cool to get on the list.

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RAT

Tuesday, February 8, 2005 1:49 AM

Lead, shmead, I'm in the drawing without the anxiety of the vote!

-Ratboy

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Tuesday, February 8, 2005 3:43 AM

BI ZUIE!

One of you are going to slip and fall and die...and I ain't cleanin' it up!

LOL! I seemed to have started a ruckuss worthy of a saloon on a small moon somewhere...wonder if it was this moon? Hmmm...

btw Rat: GreyJedi already has an honorable mention back in CT#10, so tread lightly! ;)

Enjoy! Only 1 1/2 hours left to vote!

Cilantro!
TCM

RAT

Tuesday, February 8, 2005 3:52 AM

Doh !! ~(_8^(|)

-Ratboy

THEGREYJEDI

Wednesday, February 9, 2005 12:47 AM

Bump. Just in case.

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