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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #17

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, March 8, 2005 07:28
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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 5:42 AM

And we have a winner in week 17 as we trudge on like the stalwart Browncoats we are. Burn our land, boil our sea...

Congrats GWENHARKER! Riotous fun! This week, we get to shoot back at everyone's favorite insane, neatfreak, lionesque bounty hunter...Jubal Early!

Jubal: Hear my mighty roar! MRRROOWR*hack cough choke hack hack* hairball *hack cough*...

Now top that!

TCM

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 5:55 AM

Jubal tried, but he just couldn't make a decent fish-face.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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RAT
Wednesday, March 2, 2005 6:39 AM

Jubal(lisping): I tthhink I biit myy tongug.

-Ratboy

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 6:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:




JUBAL: I'm Jubal Early, bitch. I mean Wayne Brady. I mean Rick James. Crap.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 7:06 AM



...And man, you need a tic-tac or something cause your breath STINKS!

Keep flying

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RAT
Wednesday, March 2, 2005 7:12 AM

Jubal: HELP, I lost my ear!!!

-Ratboy

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 7:45 AM

Jubal: "Whaddaya mean i can't flare my nostrils and roll my tongue at the same time? Look!"

Either that or

"Do I have something in my teeth?"

"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 7:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AnotherFireflyfan:





"Are you Alliance" - Simon Tam (off screen)

"WHA` AM I A LION? ... NOPE! ... Giraffe maybe"

Darin (Zol.)

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 10:38 AM

Universal execs pleased with the reaction of bounty hunters at preview screening.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:






Jubal: "If you can't do it, you can never learn how to roll your tongue. Does that seem right to you?"



"If nothing we do means anything then the only thing that means anything is what we do"

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TCM:

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(To the theme song of SpongeBobSquarepants):

SIMON: (Singing off screen) "Who lives in the Firefly 'Serenity'?"

JUBAL: (Shouts) "CAPTAIN TIGHTPANTS!"

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 1:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
JUBAL: I'm Jubal Early, bitch. I mean Wayne Brady. I mean Rick James. Crap.


*that's* funny stuff :) Thanks

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 1:09 PM

[img] [/img]
Jubal (singing) Lemonade stands everywhere. CrackerJack bands fill the air ...
Whaddaya mean this isn't the "Good Ship Lollypop"? What the hell's a "Good Ship, Serenity"?
(Mal from offscreen) She's a GREAT ship, you bastage!

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 1:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Casualty:
Jubal: "If you can't do it, you can never learn how to roll your tongue. Does that seem right to you?"



bwahahahahahahahaha! oh man. this one made me laugh out loud. my vote goes right here!

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 1:50 PM

Quote:





(off-screen Bugs Bunny conducts...)
Jubal: la la la la la la la la! LA!

(okay, so if you haven't seen the episode of BB with this, it isn't very funny typed out...)

Ci-LA-ntro!
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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 2:01 PM

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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:




Tonight on American Idol...


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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 2:11 PM

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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:




Jubal: (to Mal off screen) Please tell me thats your pistol.

"I've seen you with no clothes on, never thought I'd see you naked."

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 2:17 PM

The mighty lion's prelude to a sneeze

or

Mal, upset upon hearing that Jubal tongued his ship, just gave Jubal the wedgie of his life.

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RAT
Wednesday, March 2, 2005 2:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SimonWho:
Universal execs pleased with the reaction of bounty hunters at preview screening.



Well don't tell us about it, some of us haven't seen it yet!....Or are you looking for another fonging?

-Ratboy

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 3:04 PM

Feared bounty hunter Jubal Early has a stroke of genius, or maybe just a stroke, it's hard to tell.

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 3:58 PM

TCM,
I just wanted to tell you how much fun this is and how much I look forward to a new contest every week.
Our Browncoat gang is a riot act and you've provided a great way to express that in a non-destructive way.
Volstock is my Brother in Law and we phone each other every couple of days to go over the hilarious captions and laugh ourselves silly.
Again, thanks and I love this whole thing.

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 4:16 PM



"Freedom, Beauty, Truth, and LOOOVE!"

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 5:43 PM

Jubal: In the name of the Moon...I will punish YOU!!!!

Keep shiny!

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 6:28 PM

Jubal: "You put what on the chicken??????? CILANTRO??? AAARRGGHHH!!! I'M ALLERGIC TO CILANTRO!!!!!!!!"

Everyone dies alone.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 6:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:


Jubal: Hear my mighty roar! MRRROOWR*hack cough choke hack hack* hairball *hack cough*...

Now top that!






I left "Law & Order" for THIS????

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 7:23 PM

He rocked in Law & Order.


Oh and Grey, I loved that...how very Chappelle of you.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 7:32 PM

I second Knibblet's post! This is wonderful!

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 7:42 PM

Oh. My. God. Sailor Moon. Jesus.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 8:51 PM

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 8:53 PM

JUBAL: What do you think, Doctor? Strep throat, cholera, SARS?

SIMON: Just lay off the Twizzlers, ya drama queen.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 10:37 PM

*is extrmely late*

Wow, I won. Very cool. Thanks to everyone who voted and everyone really came up with some great stuff.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 11:05 PM



"Oh, say can you see ..."

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 12:09 AM

Yes, they had just raped his friends to death, eaten their flesh and sewn their skin into their clothing but Jubal was mostly horrified by their appalling table manners.

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 12:17 AM

Quote:








Urkle was back, and man was he pissed

"I threw up on your bed"

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 12:24 AM



That's right, I'm black and I can see, but if you even think about saying I'm a worse daredevil than Afleck I will kick you in the balls!

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 1:30 AM



A screenshot from Dennis Rodman: The Early Years coming soon to Fox



'Trust me - I know what I'm doing!' - Sledge Hammer
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Thursday, March 3, 2005 1:42 AM

JUBAL: "WHAT!?!?!?FASTLANE 2?!"

(P.S:for those who don't know, Fastlane was the show that "replaced" Firefly, and it lasted just as long, even though it was exactly the kind of show FOX wanted.)

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

Time for some thrilling heroics!

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 1:54 AM



"You mean me floating in space is the last scene anyone will ever see of Firefly?"

Keep flying

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 1:54 AM

Jubal looks on in horror as FOX puts yet another short-lived reality show in their free timeslot.

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 3:05 AM

Jubal: "Is there rust on my tongue? I taste rust. You people never heard of S.O.S. pads around here? Blahhh *spit* Bleccch *ptooie* ick."

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 3:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AnotherFireflyfan:


"You mean me floating in space is the last scene anyone will ever see of Firefly?"

Keep flying



Tack a 'Does that seem right to you?' on the end of that, and you've got my vote. ;)

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 3:24 AM

I don't believe it! This ship just gave me "Space Herpes".

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 3:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Knibblet:
TCM,
I just wanted to tell you how much fun this is and how much I look forward to a new contest every week.
Our Browncoat gang is a riot act and you've provided a great way to express that in a non-destructive way.
Volstock is my Brother in Law and we phone each other every couple of days to go over the hilarious captions and laugh ourselves silly.
Again, thanks and I love this whole thing.

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."



Well thank you Knibblet (and Ryce!). That means alot. It's nice to know that something I started actually bring some people closer together...though honestly I started it as that outlet to express my own moonbrained wackiness in order to find like-minded (or lack thereof! LOL) folk. Seems I got me a bunch. :) Everyone makes me laugh in some fashion, and my wife and I enjoy looking at the captions and then searching ahead for next weeks caption (which gives me yet *another* reason to watch the DVDs!).

I honestly never thought I'd get past week 2 or 3. Thought the novelty might wear off, but here we are in week 17! I am still loving it. Still looking forward to continuing it. And can't wait for April for the first prize drawing (which is the least I can do for everyone who keeps playing and voting and making me snort my milk each week!)

I don't care, I'm still free,
You can't take this line from me...
TCM

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 4:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by umdesch4:
Quote:

Originally posted by AnotherFireflyfan:
"You mean me floating in space is the last scene anyone will ever see of Firefly?"

Keep flying



Tack a 'Does that seem right to you?' on the end of that, and you've got my vote. ;)



You know, I considered that, but didn't want to overdo it.

Well, I'll leave it up to TCM. If he prefers it with "Does that seem right to you?" on the end, than he can use it that way if it makes the poll. :)

Keep flying

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 4:13 AM

Yeah, I CT too. Some of the best laughs I've had online. I hope it never stops. :) Maybe someone should make a website for it, so it doesn't need to be done as a thread...

~AFf

Keep flying

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 6:17 AM

Next episode Dr. Evil releases his evil Rupaul clones!

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 6:24 AM

The ship is aliiiiiiive
with the sound of River.........

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 9:41 AM

There was an old Jubal who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why he swallowed a fly --
Perhaps he'll die!

(this is a nursey ryhme? U know that on the other side of the pond right? I never know what will make sense and not make sense to those people who say elevators instead of lifts)

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KMS
Thursday, March 3, 2005 12:26 PM

And now for the slashy version:

Come on, Doc. I’ve already seen you half naked. Just let me give you a little tongue!


kms

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KMS
Thursday, March 3, 2005 12:46 PM

Or better:

Jubal: Come on, Doc. I’ve already seen you half naked. Just let me give you a little tongue!

Simon (OS): Shoot me now.


kms

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 2:15 PM

*twitch*

;)

Cilantro!
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Thursday, March 3, 2005 2:25 PM

Quote:






Jubal Early: Well, here I am! *GASP!* The gorram show left without me!? Guess I'll be goin' by Jubal Lately instead now...does that seem right to you?


Cilantro!
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Thursday, March 3, 2005 6:32 PM

Jubal: "Oh my God!!! They killed Kenny!!! You BASTARDS!!"

Everyone dies alone.

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 7:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JRC:
Jubal: "Oh my God!!! They killed Kenny!!! You BASTARDS!!"



or to Firefly that (can I use FIrefly as a verb?):

Jubal: "Oh my God!!! They killed River!!! You BLUEHANDS!!"

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 9:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Quote:

Originally posted by JRC:
Jubal: "Oh my God!!! They killed Kenny!!! You BASTARDS!!"



or to Firefly that (can I use FIrefly as a verb?):

Jubal: "Oh my God!!! They killed River!!! You BLUEHANDS!!"




"Oh my God!!! Fox killed Firefly!!! You Bastards!!"

I mock you with my monkey pants

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Thursday, March 3, 2005 10:19 PM

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Today on Between the Lions...

"OOH! AH! Dance in Smarty Pants!"

Cilantro!
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Friday, March 4, 2005 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:





Jubal: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRP!!




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Friday, March 4, 2005 12:32 AM

River: I'll be your bounty Jubal Early... Also, I threw up on your bed.

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Friday, March 4, 2005 2:56 AM

"The wain in thpain falls mainly on the pwain". Oh hell that's to hard, how 'bout jus' "Shizzle m' nizzle"?

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

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RAT
Friday, March 4, 2005 4:46 AM

Jubal: I'll be back. Ha, you didn't know I was going to say that!

-Ratboy

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Friday, March 4, 2005 6:34 AM

I'll second (third, fourth, whatever) Knibblet's kudos. Great work, TCM!!

Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:



A little known line on Jubal Early's resume: "O-Face Contest Second Runner Up"

[Just watched Office Space again and it's the only thing I could think of ]

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Friday, March 4, 2005 6:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SoupCatcher:
I'll second (third, fourth, whatever) Knibblet's kudos. Great work, TCM!!



Sure is alot of kindness bein' done me!
Thanks again, just glad to be doin' good works.
Now to avail myself of some of this trade...

JUBAL(thinking): That ruttin' Browncoat almost busted my plow. For a second there, I thought he may have hit my-
JUBAL: -*urrrr* gorram *uhh* 3 second *haaaah* delay...

Cilantro!
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Friday, March 4, 2005 7:46 AM



Jubal Early shows his supernatural speed and quickness by catching a gumball between his teeth.

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Friday, March 4, 2005 5:08 PM

Joss (OS): Hey, don't look at me. He who smelt it dealt it.
Jubal: Does that seem right to you?

or

Simon (OS): Sir, are you classified as human?
Jubal: Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

or

Jubal, upon hearing he was going to the special hell

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Friday, March 4, 2005 6:44 PM



Jubal Early learns he's allergic to sp-leather.

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Saturday, March 5, 2005 12:20 AM

Jubal: Little man just loved fire. Every time he made a face like this...

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Saturday, March 5, 2005 1:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ReaverInA1985Riviera:
Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:





Jubal: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRP!!




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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, without the pesky falling boxes




An expansion of my previous post:

Jubal: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRP!! Urgh, I shouldnt've eaten that strawberry the mechanic left on the exhaust manifold.

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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes

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Saturday, March 5, 2005 1:46 AM



Jubal:"Wearing red leather does NOT mean I'm sly!"
River:"Does too, Jubal."
Jubal:"One of these days, bang, zoom... To the moon, River, to the moon!!"



(nod to Jackie Gleason and The Honeymooners )

(means I'm showing my age though )




MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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Saturday, March 5, 2005 1:50 AM

Or...............

"Thank you, thank you! For my next trick I'd like to try a little thing I call target vomiting....."

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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Saturday, March 5, 2005 2:44 AM



What do you mean this episode's not even going to be aired?!?!?!

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RAT
Saturday, March 5, 2005 4:06 AM

Heres something for 'They Might Be Giants' fans:

In the spaceship, the silver spaceship, the lion takes control.


-Ratboy

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Saturday, March 5, 2005 6:54 AM

"What do you mean this isn't the JMC Red Dwarf?"

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Saturday, March 5, 2005 6:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rat:
Heres something for 'They Might Be Giants' fans:

In the spaceship, the silver spaceship, the lion takes control.


-Ratboy



GOOD ONE! Why didn't I think of that? OMG is it so perfect! My vote, right there.

Keep flying

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Sunday, March 6, 2005 5:07 PM

Jubal Early: *ARRR* This is the look I get when I can't think of anything else funny to say!

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Sunday, March 6, 2005 11:02 PM

Shown here is the alternate footage to 'Objects in Space'...where Kaylee decides to repay Jubal's kind words in the engine room with a swift kick to the groin

or

Saying: BWAAH!
Thinking: (I still don't see how this strikes fear into anyone's heart...)


My votes go to the TMBG reference and AnotherFireflyfan/UMDESCH4 Early floating in space/'does that seem right to you'.


-Oxy


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haven't seen yet...'

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RAT
Monday, March 7, 2005 3:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:




Jubal: The devil made me buy that dress!!

-Ratboy

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Monday, March 7, 2005 3:26 PM

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VOTE!!!!

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Tuesday, March 8, 2005 3:35 AM

*bumpuses!*

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RAT
Tuesday, March 8, 2005 3:50 AM

So cool that a TMBG quote made it on to the poll!! Thanks!!!!

-Ratboy

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Tuesday, March 8, 2005 4:06 AM

yeah. And a funny quote it is. :)

Keep flying

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Tuesday, March 8, 2005 7:28 AM

Oooooooh right! Giggidy giggidy giggidy.

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