The Rukus Beach Party

POSTED BY: thatweirdgirl
UPDATED: Tuesday, March 29, 2005 17:15
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THATWEIRDGIRL

Friday, March 18, 2005 6:02 AM (P)

We hit 200 and I got sick of waiting to load...so here ya go!

Lots of friends, good music, great food, and a general feeeling of goodwill and love are shared by teh crew of the SereniTree.

Go to it!

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THEGREYJEDI

Friday, March 18, 2005 6:21 AM (P)

*kicks back in a beach chair, placing his plate of four heavily loaded burgers at the small table beside him, bedecked in kilt(Ancient Campbell tartan) and wallace-cut(read: sleeveless renaissance) shirt.*

Mmmm, beef.

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NEEDLESEYE

Friday, March 18, 2005 6:36 AM (P)

There's a figure approaching from the water. A sillouette, just head and shoulders, waist, and hips. A silvery, semi-transparent garment clings to a feminine form. Long tresses drenched.
At the waters edge the figure stands. The water laps at what are now her ankles. Shining, opalescent scales transform into moist skin.

She stares, puzzled at the party on the beach.
(Which was suddenly empty and then once again appeared)

"Did I hear someone recite Kubla Khan?"

Keeper of Jayne's goggles. 8)

THEREALME

Friday, March 18, 2005 6:44 AM (P)

* The Real Me bows to the alluring aquatic newcomer. *

Indeed! I have acquired a slight amount of culture during my time.

Welcome!

* The Real Me wonders if he is seeing a superpower being used, or if the planet Rukus has a goddess. *

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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NEEDLESEYE

Friday, March 18, 2005 7:08 AM (P)

*Needleseye nods her head, acknowledging the gracious bow.*

That really isn't necessary
Thank you for welcoming me.
I love poetry and songs. I heard the phrases and then had to check out the rukus I could hear beneath the waves.
Not to mention someone swam past me earlier, and as I was contemplating surfacing to the beach I noticed some people in the water, shall we say, enraptured? *clears throat*
I thought now would be a better time to check things out.

*Looks about*
This wouldn't be a shipwreck related party would it?

Keeper of Jayne's goggles. 8)

THEREALME

Friday, March 18, 2005 7:16 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by needleseye:

*Looks about*
This wouldn't be a shipwreck related party would it?

* Uneasily, The Real Me glances back at the SereniTree. *

Not... yet.

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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NEEDLESEYE

Friday, March 18, 2005 7:23 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Quote:
Originally posted by needleseye:

*Looks about*
This wouldn't be a shipwreck related party would it?

* Uneasily, The Real Me glances back at the SereniTree. *

Not... yet.

Campfire songs anyone?

RAT

Friday, March 18, 2005 7:32 AM (P)

*Ratboy approaches the group on the beach, he's wearing a ball cap with a wet towel hanging in back and his nose is coverd in sunscreen.
He's holding a long stick-like thingy with a plate-like thingy on the end. The earphones he's wearing are pluged into the stick-like thingy.
Everyone stands up and looks at him, wondering what sort of odd music he must be lisiening to.
Ratboy keeps walking, until he notices everyone stareing at him. He pauses for a moment then unplugs his earphones so all can hear.*

Metal Detector by They Might Be Giants:

Down at the shore there's a place where there's no one vacationing
There's just the sound of the call of the wild overcoming the fear of the unknown

And I've got something to help you understand
Something waiting there beneath the sand
My metal detector
Is with me all of the time

I'm the inspector over the mine

Look past the volleyball (look past the ball)
Look past the squawking gull (look past the gull)
Ignore the mountain of discarded falderal

'Cause I've got something to make you understand
Something hidden there underneath the land
My metal detector
Is with me all of the time

I'm the inspector over the mine
Metal detector, watch it shine

Every seashell has a story to tell if you're listening
But underneath every shell there's a story as well if you've heard enough of the sea
Then everything on the top will just suddenly stop seeming interesting
So listen now to the sound of the things that are found underground

Don't need no volleyball (don't need no volleyball)
Don't need no squawking gull (don't need no squawking gull)
Don't need to look at any bathing beauty doll (don't need to look at any doll)

For I've got something to help you understand
Something waiting there beneath the sand
My metal detector
Is with me all of the time

I'm the inspector over the mine

Look past the volleyball (look past the ball)
Look past the squawking gull (look past the gull)
Ignore the mountain of discarded falderal

'Cause I've got something to make you understand
Something hidden there underneath the land
My metal detector
Is with me all of the time

I'm the inspector over the mine
Metal detector, watch it shine

Don't need no volleyball (don't need no volleyball)
Don't need no squawking gull (don't need no squawking gull)
Metal detector, all the time (metal detector all the time)
-TMBG

-Ratboy

MAI

Friday, March 18, 2005 7:35 AM (P)

I must have fell asleep when the thread moved again. I posted this at the end of the last one, in case anyone (COZEN - this means you!) should like to read it.

Quote:

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Mai: you've set a record for non-nakedness. You've either grown as a person, or have not yet stumbled upon the right context. Here's hopin!
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HEY! What is that suppose to mean? That wasn't very ...I really don't think ...
Oh ok, you're right, I had few problems with my clothing in the last few threads. I blame it all on a slight malfunction with the butterflies!

Hey look there's a little piece of string hanging off my skirt. I'll just pull that off and...

Luckily there's a seamstress shop on this lovely planet. Nope, nakedness will not be taking place any time in the near future. (unless of course there is a simonclone involved somehow, i am all for seeing that in the non-clothed variety) So there!

KNIBBLET

Friday, March 18, 2005 1:18 PM (P)

*ever in the entrepreneurial spirit, Knibblet discreetly passes out some glow in the dark body paints and wanders over to the burger bar to find pepper cheese and jalapenos for her burger*

"I'm gonna rip you a new puppet hole, bitch!"

THEREALME

Friday, March 18, 2005 3:14 PM (P)

Thank you, Knibblet!

* The Real Me wonders what he is going to do with body paint. He shrugs, and applies some to his face. Now The Real Me has a blue face. *

Actually, Needleseye, I know many poems. For instance... uh, let's see...

There once was a man from Nantucket...

No, wait, not that one...

* The Real Me becomes lost in thought. *

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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STATIC

Friday, March 18, 2005 3:22 PM (P)

**feels his back starting to stiffen up a bit and shifts, lying down on the warm sand, resting his head in his beloved's lap, sipping his pint and enjoying the show**

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THATWEIRDGIRL

Friday, March 18, 2005 5:37 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by needleseye:
Not to mention someone swam past me earlier, and as I was contemplating surfacing to the beach I noticed some people in the water, shall we say, enraptured? *clears throat*

*pink slowly creeps over twg’s cheeks as she waves to the newcomer*

hi.

Quote:
Campfire songs anyone?

*running her fingers thru her beloved’s hair she begins singing a soft slow song from her camping days*

mmm, I want to linger
mmm, a little longer
mmm, a little longer here with you

mmm, it’s such a perfect night
mmm, it doesn’t seem quite right
mmm, that this should be my last with you

mmm, and as the years go by
mmm, I’ll think of you and sigh
mmm, this is goodnight and not goodbye

mmm, I want to linger
mmm, a little longer
mmm, a little longer here with you

mmm, and come September
mmm, I will remember
mmm, our camping days and friendships true

mmm, I want to linger
mmm, a little longer
mmm, a little longer here with you

what's next? Kookabura? Sunshine Mt.? Tongo? 'Boy and Girl in a Canoe' is always fun, anyone? Perhaps 'Flicker" is more appropriate.

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JAKE7

Friday, March 18, 2005 10:35 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
what's next? Kookabura? Sunshine Mt.? Tongo? 'Boy and Girl in a Canoe' is always fun, anyone? Perhaps 'Flicker" is more appropriate.

I don't know if this is a campfire song, but my sisters and I used to sing a song called "The other day" (ok,we *still* sing it...)

Each line is sung by one person, then everyone else sings the line back. Then, everyone sings the verse together.

Ready?

I'll start, you echo.

The Other day (echo)
I saw a bear (echo)
A great big bear (echo)
Oh Way up there (echo)

All:
The other day I saw a bear,
A great big bear oh way up there!

He looked at me (echo)
I looked at him (echo)
He sized up me (echo)
I sized up him (echo)

All:
He looked at me I looked at him
He sized up me I sized up him

He says to me (echo)
Why don't you run? (echo)
I see you ain't (echo)
Got any gun (echo)

All:
He says to me why don't you run?
I see you ain't got any gun

I says to him (echo)
"That's a good idea! (echo)
So C'mon feet! (echo)
Let's up and flee! (echo)

All:
I says to him that's a good idea!
So c'mon feet let's up and flee.

And so I ran (echo)
Away from there (echo)
But right behind (echo)
Me was that bear! (echo)

All:
And so I ran away from there
But right behind me was that bear!

And up ahead (echo)
there was a tree (echo)
A great big tree (echo)
Oh glory be! (echo)

All:
And up ahead there was a tree,
a great big tree oh glory be!

The lowest branch (echo)
was ten feet high (echo)
It reached way up (echo)
into the sky! (echo)

All:
The lowest branch was ten feet high
It reached way up into the sky!

And so I jumped (echo)
into the air (echo)
but I missed that branch (echo)
oh way up there! (echo)

All:
And so I jumped into the air
But I missed that branch oh way up there!

Now don't you fret (echo)
and don't you frown (echo)
'Cause I caught that branch (echo)
on the way back down! (echo)

All:
Now don't you fret and don't you frown!
'Cause I caught that branch on the way back down!

NOTE: this last verse starts out quite slowly then speeds up to normal speed on the last line
That's all there is (echo)
There ain't no more (echo)
Unless I see (echo)
That bear once more (echo)

All (slowly and ending with a grand flourish):
That's all there is there ain't no more!
Unless I see that bear once more!

My! That was fun! Well, time to go off and play some games.

*jake7 wanders off thinking about all the fun games she'll play - Whack-a-Fox-Exec, Skee ball, and various video games*

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

MAI

Friday, March 18, 2005 11:10 PM (P)

We alway sang the red wagon song...

(whisper)
You can't ride in my red wagon
The wheels are broken
and the axle's saggin'

Same song same verse
A little bit louder
and a little bit worse!

Repeating these same lines until you nearly lose your voice or annoy the camp counselers, which ever happens first.

NEEDLESEYE

Friday, March 18, 2005 11:37 PM (P)

Quote:
*pink slowly creeps over twg’s cheeks as she waves to the newcomer*
hi.

Ah yes *knowingly smiles* nice to meet you and yours.

Great songs! I've never heard that Big Bear song.
*Gives and admiring glance to SereniTree*
I'm quite fond of "Row, row,row your boat" however...

...I have another song I'd love to sing.

*Suddenly distracted, looks in the direction of the kilted fellow finishing off a rather large burger*
BUT before I do, I'm a bit hungry. Can't sing well on an empty stomach. What variety of animal flesh is that? *pointing at burgers* Might I have one?
Not much around here but crab and fish all the time, y'know with an occassional sailor.

So, who might be the captain of that lovely vessel?

RAT

Saturday, March 19, 2005 12:11 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by needleseye:
So, who might be the captain of that lovely vessel?

I'd just like to point out that the ship is still in "Port-O-Let" mode! But you know, to each her own.

-Ratboy

NEEDLESEYE

Saturday, March 19, 2005 2:36 AM (P)

Nice attempt at misdirection.
*Needleseye wonders* The ship must be terrible important regardless of "mode", imagine the beach party without the conveinence.

*While waiting for the Captain to speak up, begins to consider a Rat burger for her next meal. Most likely tastes like chicken.*

MAI

Saturday, March 19, 2005 4:02 AM (P)

I am so glad to be back at the beach party.
I need a nice distraction from THE reality (even more so than usual). In fact, it almost feels like we might be here an Rukus for a long time to come. It can't get any better than a nice, mellow party, lots of food, and of coure the most kick ass virtual floating tree ship crew in this 'verse or any other.

*Quickly shovels a spoonful (of the most decadent choclate fudge) ice cream in her mouth before she gets all teary eyed and sentimental*

Mmmmmmmmmmm......shnyone elshe wahnt shome?

RAT

Saturday, March 19, 2005 5:26 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by needleseye:
*While waiting for the Captain to speak up, begins to consider a Rat burger for her next meal. Most likely tastes like chicken.*

Mmmm! Chicken! *drool* www.ratburger.com

-Ratboy

RAT

Saturday, March 19, 2005 5:47 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
*Quickly shovels a spoonful (of the most decadent choclate fudge) ice cream in her mouth before she gets all teary eyed and sentimental*

Mmmmmmmmmmm......shnyone elshe wahnt shome?

Ooh! It's time for dessert? *Ratboy runs over to the cooler, and pulls out a dish.* Who wants a slice of my "Righteous Combat Pie"?

-Ratboy

NEEDLESEYE

Saturday, March 19, 2005 6:27 AM (P)

*Finds a palm frond to fan for amusement, and goes to dip toes in the water.*
To relieve the boredom of such a decadent scene, Needleseye begins to recite..

Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more,
Men were deceivers ever;
One foot in sea, and one on shore,
To one thing constant never.
Then sigh not so,
But let them go,
And be you blithe and bonny,
Converting an your sounds of woe
Into Hey nonny, nonny.
Sing no more ditties, sing no more
Of dumps so dull and heavy;
The fraud of men was ever so,
Since summer first was leafy.
Then sigh not so,
But let them go,
And be you blithe and bonny,
Converting all your sounds of woe
Into Hey nonny, nonny.

(Currently watching Much Ado, couldn't help but add it )

RAT

Saturday, March 19, 2005 6:38 AM (P)

*Ratboy gets onto his nonexistent horse, and gallops away with much haste!*

-Ratboy

MONTANAGIRL

Saturday, March 19, 2005 6:44 AM (P)

Good call, needleseye! I had that song in my head all day yesterday after watching Much Ado. That is one of my favorite movies/plays. I'll watch it in whatever form someone gives it to me.

IRL FYI (when did saying actual words become too much work?):
I'm going to be gone to CE until Wednesday, and I don't want anyone getting worried because they haven't seen me *significant glance at Rat*, or organizing search parties *significant glance at TRM*.

Thank you. Resume beach partying.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

THEREALME

Saturday, March 19, 2005 6:57 AM (P)

* After the “ratburger” comment, The Real Me starts paying attention. He eyes Rat and his hasty escape. *

Needleseye, you may help yourself to any of our food and drink here, but kindly do not eat the participants in this party.

And I’m not certain what this “Port-o-let” talk is about with regard to the SereniTree. If it is in reference to size, then Rat is mistaken. On the outside, the SereniTREE is the size of a two-story house that could be put into the limbs of a rather large tree. It began as a tree house, after all. We have a picture of it on our flag. It is much larger on the inside, since I have folded space through some higher dimensions a few times. Inside, it’s probably the size of a small shopping mall.

* The Real Me looks around. *

I’m afraid that Captain Ebonezer is indisposed. But I’m the First Officer of the SereniTree. Perhaps I can be of assistance?

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

THEREALME

Saturday, March 19, 2005 7:00 AM (P)

Have a good time, MontanaGirl!

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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RAT

Saturday, March 19, 2005 7:25 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
The SereniTREE is the size of a two-story house that could be put into the limbs of a rather large tree.

In it's natural state maybe, but right now it's in Port-O-let mode. You know, for the beach.

-Ratboy

NEEDLESEYE

Saturday, March 19, 2005 7:52 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Needleseye, you may help yourself to any of our food and drink here, but kindly do not eat the participants in this party.
...I’m afraid that Captain Ebonezer is indisposed. But I’m the First Officer of the SereniTree. Perhaps I can be of assistance?

Oh, *Briefly looks sheepish, then regains her pleasant countenance* On thinking of consuming one of your crew, I lost my appetite. I sincerely apologize. There was a time I consumed all I came across, but it's murder on the figure.

I wanted to meet your captain to ask for passage on your ship to some other place, as I need a change of scenery.
*places palm frond just at eye level and looks over it, raising one eyebrow.*

THEREALME

Saturday, March 19, 2005 8:27 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by needleseye:

I wanted to meet your captain to ask for passage on your ship to some other place, as I need a change of scenery.
*places palm frond just at eye level and looks over it, raising one eyebrow.*

YES! OF COURSE YOU CAN COME WITH US!

uh...

What I mean to say... is that I'll take it up with the Captain. But I'm certain that there will be no problem.

* The Real Me wipes his brow, wondering if the average temperature of the planet Rukus has suddenly risen above 82.4 degrees F. *

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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THEREALME

Saturday, March 19, 2005 8:34 AM (P)

* The Real Me practices to himself. *

Uh, hey, Ebonezer, it's a shapeshifting fish-woman thing that only occasionally eats crew. Can we take her with us when we go?

* The Real Me shakes his head. *

No, no, that won't work.

How about...

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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THEGREYJEDI

Saturday, March 19, 2005 8:41 AM (P)

*shoves a large, messy burger into TRM's mouth hole*

Eat!

*pushes TRM, mouth full of messy tasty meat sandwich into a beach chair*

Sit! We're on shore leave!

Besides, if you do all the posting, it'll look funny.

And the best way to do it is to say "Cap'n, it followed me home, can I keep it? I'll feed it and wash it and take care of it and everything."

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SIMONWHO

Saturday, March 19, 2005 1:04 PM (P)

Ah but it's a truth universally acknowledged that something found on a beach will lose all its shiny and attractive qualities when you get it home.

Right, I've got a hole to dig.

THEREALME

Saturday, March 19, 2005 5:25 PM (P)

* The Real Me reclines in his chair, chewing the burger given him. He swallows his latest bite. *

Okay, then YOU post while I have dinner.

* Still in his chair, The Real Me opens a small dimensional portal just next to him. Simultaneously, another portal appears over the cooler, some yards/meters away. The Real Me's hand reaches into the near portal, and appears out of the other one. His hand reaches into the cooler to grab a rootbeer, and pulls the drink back through. Both portals disappear as The Real Me twists the top off the bottle and takes a sip. *

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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THATWEIRDGIRL

Saturday, March 19, 2005 10:04 PM (P)

*still a bit hungry, but finished with all the meat, twg decides it's time for her dessert*

Hey everybody! What would you like: s'mores or banana boats? I'm putting some marshmallows on the skewers now...if you want the banana boats tell me as soon as possible 'cause I'll need coals for those.

*twg places several skewers of marshmallows near the flames, lightly browning them. she pulls one ooey gooey marshmallow off to test the consistency...she licks the sugary confection from her fingers and lips*

Yep, perfect!

*graham crackers and Hershey bars patiently await s'more assembly*

Who wants one?

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STATIC

Saturday, March 19, 2005 11:04 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:

Yep, perfect!

*graham crackers and Hershey bars patiently await s'more assembly*

Who wants one?

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**takes his love's hand in his and playfully helps lick the rest of the marshmallow and chocolate from her fingertips, grinning wickedly**

I would LOVE a couple of those, sweetest.

GREY!!! You're by the keg. . .would you be so kind as to pull me another pint?

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Evil, Lecherous Hump

THEGREYJEDI

Saturday, March 19, 2005 11:31 PM (P)

Scoff! Scoff and deja vu!

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STATIC

Saturday, March 19, 2005 11:54 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
Scoff! Scoff and deja vu!

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*sigh*

Since TGJ is being a complete tit. . .would someone mind grabbng me a pint?

No?

*sighs, kisses TWG and stands*

Sweetest, would you like anything, while I'm up?

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Evil, Lecherous Hump

SIMONWHO

Sunday, March 20, 2005 12:41 AM (P)

Sit down fella, I'll grab you a pint. I'm guessing this a multi-dimensional keg that pours anything you want. Here, try some Old Peculiar, a favoured English ale of mine.

So pint for the fella, glass of wine or fruit based cocktail for the lady.

*hands twg a fruit based cocktail of her own imagination*

Gosh, what a lot of umbrellas you imagined in it. Wow.

Right, I'm going to set up a limbo line here. How low can you go? Everybody, how low can you go?

THATWEIRDGIRL

Sunday, March 20, 2005 1:58 AM (P)

*after sharing a delightful sticky and chocolaty s'more with her beloved Static, twg notices the glass of umbrellas sitting near her*

Thanks Simon! I'm not sure what it is...it seems to just have lots of umbrellas in it...it's cool though.

*twg takes a step towards the limbo line*

I'm ready.

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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COZEN

Sunday, March 20, 2005 2:13 AM (P)

*BJS lands on TWG's finger*

Squawk.

It's gonna rain. cozenstarthingy's gotten all sentimental like. Can't be helped: they're just happy tears.

It'll be a warm downpour. Best to just revel in it. 'Sides, the Ferrari needs washing.

Thanks for dropping by. All of you.

***
You may say I'm a dreamer,
but I'm not the only one.
I hope some day you'll join us,
And the world will live as one.

RAT

Sunday, March 20, 2005 2:26 AM (P)

When are we going to get Cozen back, so that I can finally dispatch that annoying bird???

-Ratboy

SIMONSCANDYAPPLE

Sunday, March 20, 2005 2:54 AM (P)

*walks barefoot onto the beach, towel wrapped around her body, carrying a bottle of suntan lotion*

I love the beach. It's so peaceful and relaxing.

*finds a nice spot to layout and tan, makes self comfortable*

Anyone mind putting some lotion on my back? *holds up the bottle, searches for eager faces*

________
An apple a day, keeps the doctor away. Wanna bite?

COZEN

Sunday, March 20, 2005 2:58 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:
When are we going to get Cozen back, so that I can finally dispatch that annoying bird???

-Ratboy

Squeek!

It gets worse. Being only a foot long, and not so particularly tall, I, BJS am an odds on favourite to win a limbo competition.

However, and this is important, Mr. Rat, it ain't actually a competition.

TheRealMe: The Brides have all been employed as keno girls on the Ariel level casino, save for the ReaverBride, who is currently undergoing counselling with the prototype Inaraclone and Bookclone. The prototype Riverclone is recommending aromatherapy sessions, but it is at this time uncertain as to what this has to do with anything. Your help regarding this matter would be greatly appreciated.

There's plenty o' umbrellas. Y'all might wanna consider MudLimbo. Adds a certain sillyness to the workings.

Black Jack Silver.

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Peace and love, people. Peace and love.

THATWEIRDGIRL

Sunday, March 20, 2005 3:14 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:
It's gonna rain. cozenstarthingy's gotten all sentimental like. Can't be helped: they're just happy tears.

It'll be a warm downpour. Best to just revel in it.

*twg turns to her beloved and smiles*

Would you be interested in a little mud limbo? A dance in the rain?

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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RAT

Sunday, March 20, 2005 3:18 AM (P)

I think I'll take the R.E.Lee out for a spin, maybe check out the rest of the "Cozen Cluster"! Anybody want to come with?

-Ratboy

NEEDLESEYE

Sunday, March 20, 2005 6:42 AM (P)

*Goes toward keg, finds and empty chair and sets it next to the scoffing kilted fellow and has a seat *

Well, everyone seeems to be having a nice time.
*Looks a TGJ*
Hmm, there's something I'd like to share.

*Beginning to hum a lilting tune, out stretches hand toward TGJ and small orange and red flowers sprout from fingertips. Holds toward TGJ and winks.*

THEGREYJEDI

Sunday, March 20, 2005 7:07 AM (P)

*blinks for a moment and smirks warmly.*

Well. Thank you. Not often that I am the recipient of flowers, and from a lady pleasing to the senses no less.

*sniffs the air*

Ah, summer's rain on the breeze.

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NEEDLESEYE

Sunday, March 20, 2005 7:59 AM (P)

You're welcome.

*sighs and feels the need to explain herself to someone*

At least you haven't run off...yet. Y'know, last time I sat next to a crew member of a ship visiting here, I was looking at him like dessert.
Right as I was about to take the first bite, he started to sing this song...
*begins to sing hoping no one flees*

Long afloat on shipless oceans
I did all my best to smile
'Til your singing eyes and fingers
Drew me loving to your isle
And you sang
Sail to me
Sail to me
Let me enfold you
Here I am
Here I am
Waiting to hold you

Did I dream you dreamed about me?
Were you hare when I was fox?
Now my foolish boat is leaning
Broken lovelorn on your rocks,
For you sing, 'Touch me not, touch me not, come back tomorrow:
O my heart, O my heart shies from the sorrow'

I am puzzled as the newborn child
I am troubled at the tide:
Should I stand amid the breakers?
Should I lie with Death my bride?
Hear me sing, 'Swim to me, Swim to me, Let me enfold you:
Here I am, Here I am, Waiting to hold you'

*gets slightly teary*
After that, I lost my appetite and I let him go.
*Immediately ,little flowers begin to pop up around the chair and at TGJ's feet, more pop up here and there across the beach, then out into the water, floating about*

Since then I seem to have a problem...

...flowers!

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Above is Song to the Siren by Tim Buckley

THEGREYJEDI

Sunday, March 20, 2005 8:26 AM (P)

*nods, with a knowing smile*

Creatures of magic seem to cross my path often. Fear not your appetite. This tech-priest can handle himself. Besides! We have so much that is far tastier than man-flesh.

*leans in a bit*

Though if a song will save me...

...I do a pretty good Chris Isaaks.

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COZEN

Sunday, March 20, 2005 9:22 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by needleseye:

*begins to sing hoping no one flees*

Long afloat on shipless oceans....

Song to the Siren by Tim Buckley

I shall not flee from the one who penned:

Velocity addicts explode on the highways
Ignoring the journey for moving too fast

Which sage observation I proceeded to ignore for longer than I care to admit.

***
Uh oh. How'd that come through without a parrot?

THEREALME

Sunday, March 20, 2005 10:56 PM (P)

PsychicRiver is back? Excellent!

* After finishing his burger and being quiet for what he deems a reasonable time, The Real Me leaves the beach, goes to the SereniTREE, unlocks the main cargo airlock, and goes into the common room. He goes over to the cardboard box labeled "Transmogrifier" and checks under it to see if Cozen has been reconsititued from his floating energy impulses. *

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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CASUALTY

Sunday, March 20, 2005 11:06 PM (P)

*Casualty appears looking famished next to the BBQ*

Finally! Guys, you left me in the themepark! They must close certain rollercoasters for the weekends. They only went and locked me in. Then I couldn't remember how to activate my magical powers from when I first appeared in the SereniTREE. It's all okay now though I figured it out.

*notices BBQ*

Mmmm, burgers. I havn't eaten for days! What with being locked in a themepark and all.

Oh campfire songs and marshmallows! I've been waiting for this. To top it all off brilliant company. Perfect. Anyone have any Morgans Spiced?

"If nothing we do means anything then the only thing that means anything is what we do"

STATIC

Sunday, March 20, 2005 11:28 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:

*twg turns to her beloved and smiles*

Would you be interested in a little mud limbo? A dance in the rain?

Sweetest . . .with you, I will dance anywhere and to any tune. Lead the way.

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Evil, Lecherous Hump

RAT

Monday, March 21, 2005 2:56 AM (P)

*Ratboy returns in the R.E.Lee after his exploration of the Cozen Cluster*

Hey y'all, theres a fleet amassing behind the second moon of the fith planet!!!! Any ideas?

note- Rukus is in the rings of the third planet of the ninth system in the cluster.

-Ratboy

THEGREYJEDI

Monday, March 21, 2005 3:07 AM (P)

Let the rebel scum fend for themselves!

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RAT

Monday, March 21, 2005 3:13 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
Let the rebel scum fend for themselves!

Yah, but? I think they'r comeing after US!!

-Ratboy

THEGREYJEDI

Monday, March 21, 2005 3:18 AM (P)

Oh. Right. Um. Crap. How old is this particular 'roid. If I dig, will I find some ancient tech to work with?

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THEREALME

Monday, March 21, 2005 3:45 AM (P)

An enemy fleet?

* The Real Me considers this problem gravely. *

We might need to think about a planet-wide evacuation.

* The Real Me calls into the air: *

Hey, Cozen? Black Jack Silver? What is the total population of this place, including everyone working and living here, but not the Seven Brides, the FemaleReaver, or the passengers and crew of the SereniTREE?

* While waiting for an answer, The Real Me thinks some more. *

I wonder if I can fold space within the SereniTree enough to put this planet in our cargo bay?

Hmmmm... that's a lot of dimensional folding...

We might have to dump some of our SPAM.

They're hiding behind the fifth planet? Well, we could just have SimonWho destroy that planet with his mind... Oh, wait is it inhabited?

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EBONEZER

Monday, March 21, 2005 3:59 AM (P)

What the hell is going on in here?

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RAT

Monday, March 21, 2005 4:19 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
If I dig, will I find some ancient tech to work with?

Only one way to find out, let's ask SW about his progress with the hole!

-Ratboy

THATWEIRDGIRL

Monday, March 21, 2005 4:31 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:
What the hell is going on in here?

Ah, Cap'n Ebo, nice to see you back from driving around the universe...See, we found this lovely sea creature that is moving in on Grey...so keep an eye on her...we're having sing-alongs, eating s’mores and Rat claims that we will be attacked soon.

Oh and it's raining...

*twg begins tearing off her soaked clothing (still clad in bathing suit, no worries) and spins, her arms open wide, like a little kid. she stumbles, falling into Static's arms and giggles*

Join me, it's fun!

*smiling and laughing, he watches twg spin herself silly*

C'mon Cap'n you'll like it, I know you will

*Ebo joins in, knowing she can spin longer and faster than twg any day.

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Can we not revel in our cyber-love?

RAT

Monday, March 21, 2005 4:32 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
I wonder if I can fold space within the SereniTree enough to put this planet in our cargo bay?

We'r not on a planet, we'r on an asteroid. So I think there'll be enough space already. The problem lies in geting the asteroid inside the ship, as you know the ship is quite small on the outside.

-Ratboy

RAT

Monday, March 21, 2005 4:37 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:
What the hell is going on in here?

Looks like we'r buging out!!

-Ratboy

EBONEZER

Monday, March 21, 2005 4:51 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:

*Ebo joins in, knowing she can spin longer and faster than twg any day.

That I can! Back in kindergarden, I once won a spinning contest! Its how i used to entertain myself as a child.

What? Its true! I was an only child and we didn't have cable.

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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THATWEIRDGIRL

Monday, March 21, 2005 4:56 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:
Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:

*Ebo joins in, knowing she can spin longer and faster than twg any day.

That I can! Back in kindergarden, I once won a spinning contest! Its how i used to entertain myself as a child.

What? Its true! I was an only child and we didn't have cable.

it scares me...how similar we are....

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Can we not revel in our cyber-love?

NEEDLESEYE

Monday, March 21, 2005 5:25 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:
*Ebo joins in, knowing she can spin longer and faster than twg any day.

*Amazed by the strange spinning behavior of the female of this species, walks over to Captain Ebo who's still twirling about* (Is it bizare that my dog is currently chasing his tail?)

Might I have a word?
If you're planning to leave could I have passage on your vessel? I might be of some use to you, I'm quite good at singing.
*flowers pop up in hers and Captain Ebo's hair* and um... flower arranging. Just ask TGJ.
Oh, and continue spinning it's fascinating, really.

EBONEZER

Monday, March 21, 2005 5:36 AM (P)

*Ebo stops short. Her eyes flashing back and forth uncontrollably before Ebo shakes her head. She takes a stumbling step backwards.*

Woah. The head shaking. It didn't help at all. Nobody try that.

...now there was a reason I stopped spinning. What was it? Oh yeah. Hi needle.

Would you stop jumping around like that?

*Ebo realizes that her eyes are still twitching from the spinning. She decides that the best corse of action would be to ignore it and hope ot goes away.*

Wow needle, someone who actually respects my captain-y authoraty. What with the asking permission and all. That doesn't happen a lot. Of course you can hang around with us!

*Ebo collapses onto the sand.*

Ow.

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NEEDLESEYE

Monday, March 21, 2005 6:46 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:
Of course you can hang around with us!

Thank you Capt. You are too kind!

Perhaps you should stay just as you are for a bit, might make that... eye... twitching ...stop.

*Grateful for the capt's current state which may have impaired her decision making capability, Needleseye heads over to find some food, before her "hunger" gets the best of the crew.
She then sits back at her seat by TGJ and grins while consuming a large burger which she managed to add olives and chipotle sauce to.*

mmm olives....

RAT

Monday, March 21, 2005 8:00 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by needleseye:
could I have passage on your vessel?

Shall I build a tank in one of the passenger dorms? Or would you prefer to stay here, as we are planing to take the whole ai-ya rock with us when we go?

-Ratboy

SIMONWHO

Monday, March 21, 2005 9:43 AM (P)

*thunk*

Oooh, I think I've found something. Some ancient technology, buried by The Ancients in order to... no, wait, it's a bit of driftwood. I'll keep digging.

*thunk*

Wait, I think I've found something. A small, powerful mind controlled bomb that could... no, that's a soda can. Hold on.

*thunk*

Wiat, I tnihk I hvae funod smeiotnhg. A pecie of tchenogoly lfet by The Acintes taht culod act as a preowufl waepon.

Waht?

Oh bguegr.

JAKE7

Monday, March 21, 2005 5:40 PM (P)

*jake7 wanders by, thoroughly laden with the prizes she won on her game and Skee-ball spree*

Hey, guys! I was just heading back to my room to dump off my loot before rejoining you when I thought I heard something about a fleet amassing (in a poor attempt by Rat to turn this into Star Wars) somewhere near here?

*she dumps her pile of prizes on the sand*

Whew! That's better! That stuff is a lot heavier than it looks!

Anyway, if we really are in danger of attack, maybe there's something here we can use to fend them off? *she gestures to her pile of winnings*

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PSYCHICRIVER

Monday, March 21, 2005 6:11 PM (P)

Walks along the shore....

Hello? Friends...is that you!!?

I'm baaaaaaack!!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We can take care of each other. I'll knit!"

THATWEIRDGIRL

Monday, March 21, 2005 6:18 PM (P)

*twg, face down in the sand, hears a familiar voice*

*spits sand out of her mouth* PsychicRiver? Is that you?

*twg sees PR walking in the air along the shore*

Welcome back! How ever did you find us here? Oh who cares! Come, join our party and tell us of the grand adventures you've been having in the IRL...we've missed you.

*twg hugs her old friend PR and leads him to a sling chair near the fire..next to Mai...she offers him a frosty root beer and a hot dog*

So...what do you think of the changes?

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Can we not revel in our cyber-love?

STATIC

Monday, March 21, 2005 6:46 PM (P)

**stands and begins brushing sand off of his body**

Okay. . .someone fill me in here. . .we got bad guys comin' our way? Are we bugging out? Staying and fighting? Do I need to go get my bird cranked up or what?

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Evil, Lecherous Hump

THEGREYJEDI

Monday, March 21, 2005 6:57 PM (P)

Forget it, I've got a better idea.

*tries to pull his sleeve back from his wrist, forgetting he doesn't have sleeves.*

Oh. Right.

*pressed a button on the side of his watch and speaks into the comm*

Magnadeus Aegis! It's showtime!

*the earth rumbles as a gigantic white mecha bursts forth from the water, massive repulsor wings (also white) spread out as it breaks the surface. It floats to the shore in front of Grey, kneeling and lower one hand to the ground. Greyu hops on the hand and is raised to the chest cockpit as the mecha stands.*

Let's just hope Aegis here can handle MaRTHA.

*MaRTHA (Mighty and Righteous Tactical Heavy Armament) is shot out of the cargo hold of the SereniTREE's roof access and is caught by Aegis. MaRTHA snaps on its shoulder.*

This should take care of that rebel scum.

*The circuitry begins to glow an angry red as MaRTHA powers up. Minutes pass as MaRTHA continues to charge up, well beyond the red line. Alarms are ringing all through Grey's cockpit. Grey finally slams his fist down on the FIRE button and a massive bolt of Righteous Fury flies into the sunset sky and beyond sight, the recoil burying Aegis up to its knees. Several minutes pass in silence before a display of soundless explosions can be seen in the distance around the fifth planet's second moon.*

No one ruins my vacations but me. Damnit.

*takes a large bite of a messy burger he brought with him, spilling chili and condiments on the console.*

Damnit.

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PSYCHICRIVER

Monday, March 21, 2005 7:13 PM (P)

Thanks...*takes a chunk outta the hotdog and a sip of his root beer* mmm good stuff. And what!? No pepsimilk?!

Well...when I left we were on S.S. Serenitree...having our wonderful fashion show, when I mysteriously disappeared...I'm afraid there isn't much interesting going on. I've been playing with my wonderful abilities...getting better, I drop less things now!

Its...um, different. But change is one of the things I loved about this place!!

You know, I'm not even sure how I got here and found you all...I just kept walking...

And I see we have a lot many more members to our family! But I'm not sure if I remember seeing Ebo or my adopted brother SimonWho anywhere...they still around?

And is there a battle coming!!? YAY! I love fights...as long as I don't get mysteriously kidnapped, and nobody touches my knitting needles.

So, what have I missed? Tell me everything...

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We can take care of each other. I'll knit!"

MAI

Monday, March 21, 2005 7:35 PM (P)

Quote:
Hey y'all, theres a fleet amassing behind the second moon of the fith planet!!!! Any ideas?

Surely, none of the brave and honest folk of the SereniTree have any enemies? None of us have ever done anything wrong. Have we? I'd remember if we turned mean and evil, wouldn't I?

MAI

Monday, March 21, 2005 7:38 PM (P)

Quote:
Guys, you left me in the themepark!

Sorry Casualty! I thought you were right behind me. It won't happen again. Well, not anytime soon anyway.

STATIC

Monday, March 21, 2005 7:40 PM (P)

You sir. . .

We have a word for the likes of you. . .

We call you "Powergamer".

On the other hand. . .

**grabs TWG by the hand and drags her back over the the fire, sitting down and pulling her down against him**

That means I don't have to put my flight suit back on yet, and I can keep snuggling with TWG.

I thank you. . .and your country thanks you.

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Evil, Lecherous Hump

MAI

Monday, March 21, 2005 7:44 PM (P)

Quote:
I'm baaaaaaack!!

Welcome back PR! Please join the fun. We are all about to be attacked by some unknown scary fleet and die horrible deaths.

*Hands PR bowl brimming with homemade chocolate fudge ice cream*
Here eat this. It's really yummy and it'll take your mind off the whole impending doom issue.

EDIT: Oh goody apparently the doom has been cancelled. For a minute there I was afraid I might have to get up out of this comfy chair.

THEGREYJEDI

Monday, March 21, 2005 7:51 PM (P)

Vacation! ON vacation! This is a beach party, not a war. Just keeping it on topic.

*hops out of the mecha, and lands before remembering he was wearing a kilt. And just jumped a good 20 feet down.*

Scheiße...

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STATIC

Monday, March 21, 2005 8:21 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
*hops out of the mecha, and lands before remembering he was wearing a kilt. And just jumped a good 20 feet down.*

**rubs his eyes furiously. . .as if he'd been hit with pepper spray**

Don't EVER do that again.

EVER!

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Evil, Lecherous Hump

THEGREYJEDI

Monday, March 21, 2005 8:27 PM (P)

It's not my fault! It's not my fault!

Wait. It is my fault. But I didn't do it on purpose.

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PSYCHICRIVER

Monday, March 21, 2005 10:27 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
Quote:
I'm baaaaaaack!!

Welcome back PR! Please join the fun. We are all about to be attacked by some unknown scary fleet and die horrible deaths.

*Hands PR bowl brimming with homemade chocolate fudge ice cream*
Here eat this. It's really yummy and it'll take your mind off the whole impending doom issue.

EDIT: Oh goody apparently the doom has been cancelled. For a minute there I was afraid I might have to get up out of this comfy chair.

*Eats* Mmmm, its good! Just like the stuff we used to get from Inola Teg...just as long as there's no spam! And how is IT??

Aww no war, I wanted to test out my telekinetic Fighting skils!

to whoever didn't come to kill us!!

And TWG! I go away for what? 2 months...and I come back to find you whoring around with Static. (Hey, static!)

Thats......fantastic! Good for you!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We can take care of each other. I'll knit!"

STATIC

Monday, March 21, 2005 11:21 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by PsychicRiver:

And TWG! I go away for what? 2 months...and I come back to find you whoring around with Static. (Hey, static!)

Thats......fantastic! Good for you!

Yes. . .TWG have developed a deep and wonderful cyber-love that the others find nauseating on a fairly regular basis. . .but yay us!

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Evil, Lecherous Hump

COZEN

Monday, March 21, 2005 11:57 PM (P)

TheReal Me asketh:

Quote:
* The Real Me calls into the air: *

Hey, Cozen? Black Jack Silver? What is the total population of this place, including everyone working and living here, but not the Seven Brides, the FemaleReaver, or the passengers and crew of the SereniTREE?

*The rain stops. Clouds disperse. A glimmer of starshine illuminates the beach. An African Grey parrot swirls lazily down from a backlit section of the new horizon, eventually alighting upon TRM's forearm.*

Squarf!

Lessee.... For starters, the local population consists entirely of lab produced clones derived from the Earthly televison series Firefly. At last count, this included two Malcolm Reynolds clones, two Jayne Cobb clones, two Zoe Warren clones (you might have spotted the Zoes, they were decked out in tight fitting security uniforms), two Simon Tam clones, a Kaylee Frye clone, a prototype River Tam clone, and the Badger clone concierge (whom everyone have ignored, which is hardly surprising).

*The parrot Black Jack Silver begins counting talons.*

*Gives up at six, when he runs out of counting talons.*

So, that's, like, a whole lotta clones, eh? Up to you to decide if they're actual people.

Grey Jedi declared:

Quote:
Wait. It is my fault. But I didn't do it on purpose.

Nice shot with MARTHA! However, being a paranoidish sort, cozenCluster Inc., had anticipated an attack on its clone transport fleet. Sadly, based on sketchy data from a dubious source, ie., Ratboy, you elected to mount an offensive. cozen deeply admires your dedication to the preservation of the Sereni-Tree crew, but kinda wishes you wouldn't use his/its transport fleet's defensive orbital mirrors as target practice. Sadly, this is gonna delay delivery of the 100% pure Inara clones, at least until safe transport routes are guaranteed.

An earlier quote from the esteemed Chief Engineer TGJ:

Quote:
Vacation! ON vacation! This is a beach party, not a war.

Agreed! (At least someone is trying to fill in the MGN (minimum gratuitous nudity) quotient that our gracious Mai has declined to continue.

Psychic River quoth:

Quote:
to find you whoring around with Static....

Squah!

Okay, Rule number three (3) on Rukus, cozen's pleasure planet: No, repeat, NO, degredation of women will be tolerated. People indulging in mutually consenting cyberlove are people, NOT whores. Nobody here is getting paid for sex. Don't take this personally, PsR, it is, sadly, a common error, with a foundation in hunnerds of years of wacky patriarchal misinformation. Enjoy the company, the food, the amusements. Glad you found a way to catch up with us.

*Black Jack Silver patiently awaits TheRealMe's feeding him some tasty pistachios.*

***
Administration: a bureaucratic nightmare!

RAT

Tuesday, March 22, 2005 12:38 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
**grabs TWG by the hand and drags her back over the the fire.**

White noise, dude, thats just mean!....Even for you!

-Ratboy

SIMONWHO

Tuesday, March 22, 2005 1:03 AM (P)

Hey pycsihcrvier! Waht's up? I'm hvanig a lttile dffciutly at the mmeont but I'm srue it wlil claer up in nxet to no tmie. Any scenod now.

*watis*

Oh bllokcos. Sutipd aeiln tchenogloy. Rghit, I hvae an ieda. A lttlie dngareuos myabe but I'm ginog to rsik it.

*kciks dvecie*

Rght. s that ny bttr? Wht? h fr hvn's sk! Ths s rdcls. Hw m mnt t d nythng f dn't hv ny vwls t wrk wth? Shld ppl cll m SmnWh frm nw n? Ths s wrs thn txt mssgs frm fftn yr ld schlchldrn.

*bngs dvc gn*

Ok. Est-ce que ceci fonctionne? Pouvez-vous voir mes voyelles? Toutes mes lettres sont-elles dans le bon ordre?

Ah, merde.

THEGREYJEDI

Tuesday, March 22, 2005 1:40 AM (P)

je te frappe, SW!

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RAT

Tuesday, March 22, 2005 1:48 AM (P)

'r bth nts!!!

Select to view spoiler:

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COZEN

Tuesday, March 22, 2005 1:59 AM (P)

Flap (etc.)

*As any sensible bird would do....*

Aw, Squpf! Sorry, TRM! You'll find extensive laundry facilities in sub-basement 14.

*BJS lands on Ebo's head.*

No worries! I'm completly voided.

Warning to Sereni-Tree beaching denizens: there's a vwl vrs plg! Pls cntct Dr. Tm clns!

***
Slavic tongue disease?

RAT

Tuesday, March 22, 2005 2:19 AM (P)

So.......We'r not buging out?

*Ratboy looks disappointed as he turns to take some towels back to his room.*

-Ratboy

MALICIOUS

Tuesday, March 22, 2005 2:38 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:
...Nobody here is getting paid for sex.

WHT! CRP! (Ml-lcs stmps ff n hff)

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

COZEN

Tuesday, March 22, 2005 3:12 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:
...Nobody here is getting paid for sex.

(Ml-lcs stmps ff n hff)

Gv p. Wht's yr prc?

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NEEDLESEYE

Tuesday, March 22, 2005 5:13 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
*hops out of the mecha, and lands before remembering he was wearing a kilt. And just jumped a good 20 feet down.*

*Needleseye in witness to the event is still dumbstruck*

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*several moments later*
Uh, that was a very impressive display...
...Y'know the mecha...WOW!
*containing a grin and fanning herself with a palm frond vigorously.*

I'm thinking I'm going for a dip, now that you've returned the beach back to it's pleasant repose. I'll see if I can bring back some tasty crustaceans to cook up!

*quickly wades out into the water and leaps into the air. Sparkley opalescent fins flip towards the sunny sky, then dives needlenose into the water, slipping thru the surface with barely a splash.*

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What's up with the missing vowels?! Did I miss something? It makes my brain hurt.
ouch!

THEREALME

Tuesday, March 22, 2005 6:25 AM (P)

* The Real Me averts his eyes from TheGreyJedi’s “display” and concentrates intently on feeding the parrot-gram some nuts. *

Thanks for the census information, Silver, but it looks like an evacuation idea was unnecessary.

Grey! Wow! That was pretty awesome. Uh. I mean your attack against the enemy fleet was awesome, not.. uh anything else you might have just been doing, not that I watched… or noticed, or anything.

So, Grey, did you have that Mecha standing by, or did you construct it spontaneously out of old beer cans, a bit of string, and a couple rocks?

And do you have R. Dorothy somewhere in there?

Uh, PsychicRiver, can you read SimonWho’s mind and figure out what he’s trying to say?

Huh. Others seem to be having trouble talking too. I wonder...

AWWWWW! Come on, you stupid parrot!! That’s gross!

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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THEREALME

Tuesday, March 22, 2005 7:09 AM (P)

By the way, PsychicRiver, I've only risked one more trip to the Purple Dimension for some of their ice cream. There's a couple tubs of it back on the SereniTree.

Inola Teg is fine, and has even grown a few more tentacles since her... visit.

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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MAI

Tuesday, March 22, 2005 10:39 AM (P)

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Ok. Est-ce que ceci fonctionne? Pouvez-vous voir mes voyelles? Toutes mes lettres sont-elles dans le bon ordre?

Ah, merde.

*Awakens from an over indulgence of food induced nap.*

*Yawns*

Bonsoir tout le monde. Que va-t-il sur ici ? Je ne parle pas Francais! Qu'avez vous fait, SW?Je veux mon anglais maintenant !

SIMONWHO

Tuesday, March 22, 2005 11:36 AM (P)

Zut alors. Essayons encore ceci.

*fracas*

ynA retteb? oN?

*hsams*

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*hzrwm*

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*0111011101101000011011110110110101110000*

Hello, hello, testing, 1 2 3. Anyone hear me?

It worked! It worked! Phew. As long as I'm not missing any wurlitzers from my vocationally, this will be fine.

Oh bollards.

MAI

Tuesday, March 22, 2005 11:59 AM (P)

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Hello, hello, testing, 1 2 3. Anyone hear me?

Is it bad what he said made perfect sense to me?

Yup. it seems to be work...

ood-gay hing-tay oo-tay. hat-tay as-way ery-vay nnoying-ay.

rap-cay!

*Shakes head from side to side vigorously*

Whew.... that was strange. So, as I was sayin' I think you fixed it, SW. Good going! Now get rid of that thing!

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