CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #20

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Wednesday, March 30, 2005 04:33
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 2:57 PM

HORRID

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 3:07 PM

yes They'd both been punched in the groin , and yes Mal did take it like a man, but if Wash had known what the price for losing the roshambo would be, he never would have accepted the challenge in the first place

SIMONWHO

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 3:11 PM

>> And speaking of score, this week's winner won like the Alliance at Serenity Valley...

Woo hoo! Thanks guys! Just goes to show, if you work hard enough at something, keep your faith and have enough spaceships bombing your enemy from afar, you can win anything.

Onto the new one:

Wash (thinking): Ooooooooooh. So that's why she didn't want to sleep with him.

or

Zoe: See, that's what happens if you keep wearing pants that are too tight.

HORRID

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 3:16 PM

Mal: so who wants to see my wobble headed Geisha Doll?

ZOE: Very nice sir

Mal: yeah not so damn petty now

Wash:(to Zoe) and you rescued me from Niska why?

KNIBBLET

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 3:17 PM

Zoe: Ya know Captain No Pants, that ole "Wanna take the stick and fly this baby," line... it just never gets old.

Wash: See Mal, it's like I said, "I'm the funny one around here. And is that a sprig of cilantro you got tucked in there?"

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 3:54 PM

Quote:

ZOE (to Wash): See, honey? No need to feel threatened by the sex the Captain and I never had...nor *snicker* will ever have.
WASH (whisper to Zoe): I uhhh...thought we weren't bringing that up anymore...

OR

ZOE: Take me, sir, take me har--oh, Niska got that too?
WASH(hushed tone): Objective asessment...I still have mine...

OOORRRRR...

MAL: Well, here I am!
Zoe and Wash: umm...uhhh...

Cilantro!
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Wednesday, March 23, 2005 4:03 PM

[IMG] [/IMG]

A Terminator/Firefly crossover!

WASH: "Nice night for a walk!"
ZOE: "Washday tomorrow, huh? Nothing clean, right Sir?"
MAL: "Nothing clean. Right."

THEGREYJEDI

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 4:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

ZOE: Hmm... Do you speak Bocce?
MAL: Of course I do, sir.
ZOE: Fine, fine. You and the red one -- let's go.

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MANTICHORUS

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 4:09 PM

Mal still did not grasp the idea that you do not turn up to a birthday party in your birthday suit.

Quote:
Originally posted by CosmicFugitive:
...A Terminator/Firefly crossover!

WASH: "Nice night for a walk!"
ZOE: "Washday tomorrow, huh? Nothing clean, right Sir?"
MAL: "Nothing clean. Right."

That's inspired me...
MAL: "I need your clothes, your wife and your Firefly."

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Barret: "I been here since the beginnin', an' I still don't know what the hell's goin' on either."
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"...I'm not a man who likes to swear,
But I've never cared for the sound of bein' alone..." -Neil Diamond, I am... I said.

THEDUKE

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 5:12 PM

Wash: Zoe, mine doesn't look like that?
Zoe: Don't worry sweetie, it's not supposed to!

Mal: mph?

go go power rangers

KAYLEE4SIMON

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 5:16 PM

The captian issued a new dress code, and it seems the rest of the crew isn't so happy about it.

or

Wash: Hey! It was my turn to get naked!
Zoe: Not now honey.

Keep shiny!

ODDNESS2HER

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 6:12 PM

MAL: What? You said we should give the Feds a strip.

ZOE: Actually, Sir, I said we should give them the slip.

ZOL

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 6:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

1.
Mal tries out for the new Terminator in Terminator 8 and he put on his best Arnie accent too.

"I want you clothes, your boots, your woman and your spaceship!"

2.
Mal - "I`m sure Inara cheats at Strip Poker!"

3.
Mal - "Next time we go to this nudist colony, I`m gonna get Inara to go, to add abit of respectability"

4.
Mal "What!"
Wash "I`m jus` starring is all"
Zoe "I`m guessing that they wouldn`t let you in to the BDM, Sir?"

Darin (Zol.)

MANWITHPEZ

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 7:46 PM

Quote:

Mal: Yeah, I'm nekkid! Did you ever see how tight those pants were?

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

MANWITHPEZ

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 7:47 PM

Quote:

Zoe squeezed Wash's arm harder, resisting the urge to twist Mal's nipple like a radio dial.

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

MANWITHPEZ

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 7:50 PM

Quote:

Mal: I got pinched.
Wash: Which is what happens when you call the feds.
Zoe: I think he means you, honey...Please don't do that again.

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

MANWITHPEZ

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 7:52 PM

Quote:

Zoe: Why are you naked, sir?
Mal: Jayne said we needed a distraction!
Wash: That was weeks ago, Mal!
Mal: Hun Dan!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

MANWITHPEZ

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 7:53 PM

Okay...I'll stop...I can't find my glasses, and I'm tired of squinting at a nude picture of Nathan Fillion!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 9:27 PM

That's odd, I kept looking for the voting on last week, but it didn't show up. *shrug* Oh well.

On to this week!

Mal was having that dream again.

Keep flying

EST120

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 9:31 PM

zoe: no sir, i will not take hold of your plow.

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 9:34 PM

Mal : You mean this *isn't* the God Ship Inappropriately Timed Nakedness?

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Keep flying

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 9:36 PM

MAL: "What are you looking at?!? You haven't heard? I'm doing a independant film with Inara and Saffron. We're calling it: "Saving Ryan's Privates".

OR

MAL: "What am i supposed to do now?!?! My tightpants are at the cleaners and i don't have anything else. You should know that guys."

OR

MAL: "I told you guys i have the legs of a dancer...."

OR to change that one up...

Wash and Zoe DID ask Mal to prove he had the legs of a dancer, but they didn't expect him to go THAT far....

OR.....

MAL: "I just went for a swim, and when i got out, all my clothes were gone!!"

WASH(whispering to zoe):"You DID hide them in Simon's room as planned, right?"

DOYOUFLIP

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 9:37 PM

[Mal & Zoe are discussing how to polish guns]

Wash: Must...not...look....down...

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 9:37 PM

Alan and Gina were trying *VERY* hard not to laugh at the picture of Joss that Nathan had attached to his groin.

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(True story, btw)

Keep flying

DOYOUFLIP

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 9:39 PM

Zoe: Sir, is that a smileyface tattoo?
Wash to self: I think it winked at me

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 9:41 PM

ZOE: "Cap'n, please, take off the red g-string.....it just don't suit you"

OR

ZOE: "For the last time Mal DON'T got through my underwear drawer!!!"

OR

Wash and Zoe tried desperately to keep their eyes focused on Mal's face after he arrived back from the Heart of Gold.

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 9:43 PM

Zoe : Sir, I think you have a problem with your clothes being missing

Keep flying

MALICIOUS

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 10:01 PM

Zoe: "Soo! No circumcisions on Shadow, huh, sir?"

Mal: "Not so much, no."

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

STARRBABY

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 10:13 PM

Zoe: So you see, Sir, this outfit will work wonderfully for swashbuckling. (To wash) Thanks for modeling, honney.

SOUPCATCHER

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 10:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
ZOE: Hmm... Do you speak Bocce?
MAL: Of course I do, sir.
ZOE: Fine, fine. You and the red one -- let's go.

Oh man! AWESOME crossover reference, TheGreyJedi.

VOLSTOCK

Wednesday, March 23, 2005 11:52 PM

Zoe: You're supposed to leave the loot alone or we won't get paid sir.

Wash: So thats what Viagra does.

Mal: Label said something about lasting more the 4 hours to see a doctor, but I sure think I'd rather show it to the women folk.

"I've seen you with no clothes on, never thought I'd see you naked."

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Thursday, March 24, 2005 12:11 AM

Posing Day for the Serenity Action Figures

Zoe: So do we all have to do this naked, Cap'n?
Mal: No, but I wanted to make sure mine had the most points of articulation.

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CHOLLETT

Thursday, March 24, 2005 12:23 AM

Zoe: "Well, that DOES explain why the pants were so tight..."
Wash: "..dontstaredontstaredontstare.........just maintain eye contact......"

OR

Mal: "So, Zoe, how are the new clothes looking?"
Zoe: "Absolutely stunning, sir, to say the least."
Wash: "No offense, Zoe, but he ain't exactly an emperor, if you get my meaning."

"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie

CYBERSNARK

Thursday, March 24, 2005 12:58 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by AnotherFireflyfan:
Mal was having that dream again.

Now I'm inspired:

MAL:. . . I'm not asleep, am I?
ZOE: 'Fraid not, sir.
MAL: Right. . . Well, then. . . Zoe, you take charge of the negotiation, I'll. . . be right back.

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ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN

Thursday, March 24, 2005 1:23 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by StarPilotGrainger:
Zoe: So do we all have to do this naked, Cap'n?
Mal: No, but I wanted to make sure mine had the most points of articulation.

Oh man... LOL!!! and... eeeewww

Keep flying

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN

Thursday, March 24, 2005 1:24 AM

Zoe: Alright, sir, that's the last time we let you gamble

Mal: Just shut up and fetch me the lease on Serenity

Keep flying

DARKJESTER

Thursday, March 24, 2005 2:17 AM

Zoe: Is that how you always know where north is, sir?

or

Zoe: Captain, Wash wants to apologize. In spite of what he may have told you, he did not land us in the middle of the naked co-ed volleyball championships!

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

JRC

Thursday, March 24, 2005 2:21 AM

Quote:

Zoe: "Wash, honey, there's no need to gloat about your new-found superiority over your captain."
Wash to Mal: "I'll bet my articulateness beats your articulateness."
Mal: "Take off your clothes and fight like a man!"

Everyone dies alone.

JRC

Thursday, March 24, 2005 2:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by JRC:
Quote:
Originally posted by AnotherFireflyfan:
Quote:

Zoe: "Wash, honey, there's no need to gloat about your new-found superiority over your captain."
Wash to Mal: "I'll bet my articulateness beats your articulateness."
Mal: "Take off your clothes and fight like a man!"

Everyone dies alone.

I think I screwed this up
Everyone dies alone.

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THATWEIRDGIRL

Thursday, March 24, 2005 2:24 AM

omg! Malicious that is hilarious, whoot!

and DarkJester, have you been spying on the clubhouse adventures at the asteroid ruckus beach party?

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SOUPCATCHER

Thursday, March 24, 2005 2:25 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Zoe: Not blubberous at all, sir.
Wash: Have you thought about an A-cup?
Zoe: Bi Zui, Honey.

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN

Thursday, March 24, 2005 2:53 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by JRC:

I think I screwed this up
Everyone dies alone.

That's why theres a handy dandy "edit" link at the bottom of your posts ;)

Keep flying

KNIBBLET

Thursday, March 24, 2005 3:21 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Volstock:
... Label said something about lasting more the 4 hours to see a doctor, but I sure think I'd rather show it to the women folk.

Now *that* is sick. Good job.

"I'm gonna rip you a new puppet hole, bitch!"

HLGEM

Thursday, March 24, 2005 3:31 AM

"Mal : You mean this *isn't* the God Ship Inappropriately Timed Nakedness?"

AFF, you crack me up. This would not work well on the Catostrophic Bloodbath though. Some armour is handy around Gunner Gem as we all know.

Now on to my suggestions for the caption.

Zoe: Sir, I still don't think that will keep Patience from trying to kill you.

Or

Mal: How much did I have to drink last night?

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN

Thursday, March 24, 2005 3:55 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by HLGEM:
"Mal : You mean this *isn't* the God Ship Inappropriately Timed Nakedness?"

AFF, you crack me up. This would not work well on the Catostrophic Bloodbath though. Some armour is handy around Gunner Gem as we all know.

Right, we'll be sure to send nekkid Mal's with armor to your ship ;)

Keep flying

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Thursday, March 24, 2005 6:14 AM

MAL: "does this look like a Q to you?"

OR

MAL: "Does this look like a Q to you?"
ZOE/WASH: "NO!!!"
MAL: "How 'bout now?"

JADEHAND

Thursday, March 24, 2005 8:14 AM

Jayne: [whilst rummaging through everyones belongings] "Works everytime."

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INTHEBLACK

Thursday, March 24, 2005 8:56 AM

Wash: Is it supposed to be so...
Zoe: Shiny?!

OR

Mal (coming out of his quarters): Hey!!! Who put my gorramn tightpants in the...
Wash!
Zoe: Cap'n!
Wash: Zoe!
Mal: Wash!
Wash: Captain!
Donkey: Donkey!!

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Thursday, March 24, 2005 12:38 PM

Zoe: You're the one who kissed her... how come we're the ones in the Special Hell?

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OXYOPIA

Thursday, March 24, 2005 1:20 PM

For those of you who love Scrubs:

Here we see Mal doing his best 'The Todd' impression...Wash & Zoe were not amused

or

Mal: "My ship, my rules...banana hammocks for everyone!"

-Oxy

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WILDHEAVENFARM

Thursday, March 24, 2005 2:41 PM

All this time, Zoe and Wash thought the threesome invitation would be awkward...

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

MANWITHPEZ

Thursday, March 24, 2005 2:57 PM

Quote:

Mal: Have you guys rode the new Mule yet? Blows the clothes right off ya!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

JRC

Thursday, March 24, 2005 5:46 PM

Quote:

Wash: Cap'n, sir? Another dream about Saffron, sir?"
Mal: "How could you tell?"
Zoe: "Uhh, at ease, Cap'n, uhh, sir."

Everyone dies alone.

DOYOUFLIP

Thursday, March 24, 2005 10:27 PM

Zoe: Jayne? For some reason he just dashed off to his bunk.
Wash: I uhhh....really wish he wouldn't be so descriptive about what he does in there.

WILDHEAVENFARM

Friday, March 25, 2005 5:04 AM

(re: Mal's tattoo, and this one is a real fanboi barometer)

Wash: Property of who now?!

Zoe: I'll handle this, dear.

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, March 25, 2005 5:25 AM

Jayne(OS, yelling): Where the hell is my gorram rainstick?
Zoe: Uh, well, the Captain, uh, certainly doesn't have it...
Wash(under breath): Yeah, its more like a raintwig
*Zoe pinches Wash*
Wash: OW! Whaaaat?...

Cilantro!
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ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN

Friday, March 25, 2005 8:26 AM

When Mal instituted "casual Fridays" the crew never quite expected this..

Keep flying

DARKJESTER

Friday, March 25, 2005 2:26 PM

thatweirdgirl asked:

Quote:
and DarkJester, have you been spying on the clubhouse adventures at the asteroid ruckus beach party?

Actually, no, I was thinking more along the lines of "Bikini Suicide Frisbee" from Sluggy Freelance (sluggy.com) but it seemed a bit obscure, so I changed it to "naked co-ed volleyball". Still a pleasing mental image, no? (And I encourage everyone to take a few days and read the entire Sluggy collection - some very good stuff!)

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

RYCE

Friday, March 25, 2005 8:14 PM

Wash: So this is what would happen if Doc transplanted Mal's head onto Saffron's body...

MANWITHPEZ

Friday, March 25, 2005 8:28 PM

Quote:

Zoe: Oh God! Mal's been into Simon's medicine cabinet again!
Wash: If it makes you run around naked, would you mind getting into Simon's medicine cabinet?
Mal: NAKED! NAKED! NAKED! NAAAAAAAKED!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

DRAGONWINE

Saturday, March 26, 2005 3:58 AM

Zoe: You know the rules sir. No shoes, no shirt
Wash: No pants.
Zoe: No service.
Mal: Yeah? Well that's not what the sign in Inara's shuttle says!

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

DOYOUFLIP

Saturday, March 26, 2005 7:43 AM

Zoe: Sir, haven't you learned it's not polite to point?
Wash: Shya...

COSMICFUGITIVE

Saturday, March 26, 2005 4:37 PM

[IMG] [/IMG]

MAL: "Zoe, remind me to never drink sake with the young doctor EVER AGAIN."

GOJIRO

Saturday, March 26, 2005 9:03 PM

WASH: "Can I let go now, sir?"

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REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Saturday, March 26, 2005 9:30 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Mal: You think I'm bad at strip poker? You should see Jayne. All I lost was my shirt and my pilot, I think he owes someone a kidney.

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KMS

Sunday, March 27, 2005 7:18 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Caption tightpants 20

Jayne(OS): Ya only gotta scare 'em.
Mal: Naked is scary.

Or

Wash: Wife, why is the Captain's butt painted gold?
Zoe: Sir, you can't go to the Halloween party as Rodney Copperbottom. You'll scare the children.
Mal: Ain't that the point?
(Robots reference)

Or

Mal: Doc wanted to give me an injection, so when his back was turned I hightailed it out of there.
Wash (sotto voice): Hightailed is right!

Or

Mal tries out for a staring roll in 'The Captain's New Clothes.'

Or

Zoe: Sir, when Monty said you were going to a cockfight, he meant chickens.
Mal: What's chickens got to do with…. OH!

Or

Wash: Really, Mal, I know they said to come unarmed, but my wife is NOT going naked!
Mal: You could go.
Wash & Zoe: What?!?!?!
Mal: Hmmm. Maybe I'll take Inara…

Or

Mal: Yeah, but Jayne had an IOU that said I owed him my shirt and pants, though I don't remember losing.
Wash: Too much Mudder's Milk.
Zoe: Sir, I told you not to play Tall Card with Simon and Jayne.

Or

Zoe: Ran out of hot water, Sir?
Mal: How'd you know? And somebody stole my towel again.
Wash: The water was really, really cold, wasn't it?
Mal: Hey!

Or

Mal: …and then he said, 'Sarge, I'm nekkid!'
Zoe: Yes, Sir, I was there. Remember?
Mal: But Wash wasn't!
Wash: Um, yeah, you didn't have to demonstrate it for me, Mal.

Or

Unknowingly, Mal proves Simon's point about why it's more important to be proper out in the black.

Or

By the looks he is receiving, Nathan realizes that Sean 'The Bod' Maher still retains his title.

Or

Mal: I’m telling you, she said ‘Abracadabra!’ and poof, my clothes disappeared!
Simon (OS): River is NOT a witch!

Or

Mal: What happen about me? One minute I'm all sober and the next….
Zoe: Been drinking sake with Simon again, Sir?
Wash: Is that why the Doc climbed that statue and is singing off key?

Or

Inara, Simon & Jayne (OS): I’ll be in my bunk!

KMS
'We're not obsessed, we're focused.' --Gizzie

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0REAVER0

Sunday, March 27, 2005 7:54 AM

Wash: turn your head and cough

0Reaver0

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Sunday, March 27, 2005 10:52 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by 0Reaver0:
Wash: turn your head and cough

0Reaver0

Heh, I'd add a caption along the lines of:

'Before Simon arrived, the yearly physicals were a little less professional.'

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PSYCHICRIVER

Sunday, March 27, 2005 10:58 AM

Zoe: *Sigh* You may be the big war hero Cap'n... but my Wash is always the champion at strip poker.

PsychicRiverette

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"We can take care of each other. I'll knit!"

SHINY

Sunday, March 27, 2005 4:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by KMS:

Jayne(OS): Ya only gotta scare 'em.
Mal: Naked is scary.

I like that one.

Jayne, your mouth is talkin. Might want to look into that.

0REAVER0

Sunday, March 27, 2005 6:51 PM

nice addition STARPILOTGRAINGER

0Reaver0

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Sunday, March 27, 2005 10:11 PM

Wow, you make the decisions harder and harder every week! My apologies to anyone who didn't make the cut of 5 finalists, most all of you deserved to be in this weeks! I laughed so hard my face hurts!

Oh yeah, go vote already!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/899724

Cilantro!
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ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN

Monday, March 28, 2005 1:54 AM

There were a LOT of really good ones this week. :)

Keep flying

WICCANSLYR

Monday, March 28, 2005 8:51 PM

Here is mine entry:

reads:

Zoe: Sir you ARE aware that you have a problem with you clothes being missing?

Wash (thinking): Don't look down...just keep eye contact...whatever happens don't look down...

If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

WICCANSLYR

Monday, March 28, 2005 8:59 PM

GORRAMIT JOHN!

I TOLD YOU I had an entry!

If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

GREENBANDIT

Monday, March 28, 2005 9:24 PM

I'd be upset that the entries are closed... but someone took my "casual fridays" idea.

Although:

Wash (thinking): Okay, Zoe's hand is on my arm, and I can see both of Mal's hands, so who keeps tapping me on the thigh?

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN

Monday, March 28, 2005 10:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Wiccanslyr:
Here is mine entry:

Zoe: Sir you ARE aware that you have a problem with you clothes being missing?

Wash (thinking): Don't look down...just keep eye contact...whatever happens don't look down...

Zoe's line is very similar to my entry. Anyway, sorry you were too late, there's always next week. (And being too late just means you aren't going to win, there's nothing wrong with posting a good entry , this game is about laughing and having fun!)

BTW, go vote!

Keep flying

WICCANSLYR

Monday, March 28, 2005 11:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by AnotherFireflyfan:

Mal : You mean this *isn't* the God Ship Inappropriately Timed Nakedness?

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(for those that don't get it, you really gotta hang out on the OB some more ;) http://forums.prospero.com/foxfirefly/messages?msg=21387.1 )

Keep flying

THIS ONE SHOULD TOTALLY WIN!

~Merc 'I'm only articulate when I'm naked' Rook~

If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

WICCANSLYR

Monday, March 28, 2005 11:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by AnotherFireflyfan:
Quote:
Originally posted by Wiccanslyr:
Here is mine entry:

Zoe: Sir you ARE aware that you have a problem with you clothes being missing?

Wash (thinking): Don't look down...just keep eye contact...whatever happens don't look down...

Zoe's line is very similar to my entry. Anyway, sorry you were too late, there's always next week. (And being too late just means you aren't going to win, there's nothing wrong with posting a good entry , this game is about laughing and having fun!)

BTW, go vote!

Keep flying

I did done. Guess who I voted fir.

If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN

Monday, March 28, 2005 11:15 PM

Thanks! It was a bit too in-joke-ish to make it to the poll, though. ;) But doesn't stop me from posting it to start with!

~first mate "bunk's been rather cold lately" AFf

Keep flying

JRC

Tuesday, March 29, 2005 4:24 AM

I couldn't help myself, even if I am a couple of weeks late.

Mal knows how scary pain is. Wash, not so much.

Everyone dies alone.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, March 29, 2005 2:05 PM

Wiccy, JRC, et al

Have fun with it all, I like to go back periodically and read the older CT threads and laugh again, so no entry is too late for laughter!

Cilantro!
TCM

P.S. Wiccy Love ya too!

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WICCANSLYR

Tuesday, March 29, 2005 3:55 PM

John AKA TMC *snicker*

PPPPTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHH!

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KNIBBLET

Wednesday, March 30, 2005 2:49 AM

Hey, 10CM, do I get my honorable mention for cilantro?

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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, March 30, 2005 3:26 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Wiccanslyr:
John AKA TMC *snicker*

So would now be a bad time to point out the *OTHER* typo I found?

TCM
TMC
CMT
CTM
MCT
MTC whatever...

WICCANSLYR

Wednesday, March 30, 2005 3:46 AM

OTHER?!?!?!?!

That sir is not possible.

I Copyed and pasted SRAIGHT from your Siggy so any OTHERs are YOURS!

If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, March 30, 2005 4:27 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Wiccanslyr:
OTHER?!?!?!?!

That sir is not possible.

I will show you next Shindig, and how you, not I, made the mistake when centering, and allowed 1 *coughhintcoughhint*, I say again, allowed "1" word to end one line instead of beginning the next. The funny part is, it still kinda works.

Still it is cool, that I, the swagdude, received swag. It's one of a kind, and there's no mistaking that (no pun intended...okay yes it was...beat me for it later, you know you want to!)

BTW- why are we hijacking my game thread for this?

Cilantro!
TCM

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WICCANSLYR

Wednesday, March 30, 2005 4:33 AM

That Sir is NOT a typo but an editting mistake. There is a difference!

Hehehehehe

I Hyjacks cause I cans.

PS. I spelled it that way on porpose!

If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!