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Monday, April 4, 2005 7:19 PM

OMG i have been i firefly fan from before it was even on television (joss is so cool i knew i would like it cos he made it!!!!!)

BUt the problem is when the movie comes out it will undoubtably be as big as star wars an all new people will come to this site an be all like i like serenity im a fan blah blah an i will be all like I WAS A FAN BEFORE YOU BUT. but i couldnt do anything and i would be ignored by all the new people.

so we have to do something to make us be regognised and have the respect and admiration we deserve from all the new fans i have a few ideas.

1. make a list of all our names and post it in every topic made by the new fans ( at the top of the list it should say if your not on this list your not a true fan an u suck)

2.
ban any new members from registering when the movie comes out, (this will make us look cool an mystyrous to all the new fans an everyone would wish they could post here but they cant cos there not true fans and they will relise they suck an hopefully kill themselves.

3.turn up to cinemas in large mobs an forfully stop people from seeing the movie we may have to resort to resort to murder or sodomy to stop people. also you should start a rumour that sereniy is like that tape in that movie where you die if you whatch it.

these are are only a few ideas i have post your own but if you dont stay on topic i wont respond to you.






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Monday, April 4, 2005 7:26 PM

um, wow.

sodomy, eh?

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Monday, April 4, 2005 7:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ndugu:
OMG i have been i firefly fan from before it was even on television (joss is so cool i knew i would like it cos he made it!!!!!)

BUt the problem is when the movie comes out it will undoubtably be as big as star wars an all new people will come to this site an be all like i like serenity im a fan blah blah an i will be all like I WAS A FAN BEFORE YOU BUT. but i couldnt do anything and i would be ignored by all the new people.

so we have to do something to make us be regognised and have the respect and admiration we deserve from all the new fans i have a few ideas.

1. make a list of all our names and post it in every topic made by the new fans ( at the top of the list it should say if your not on this list your not a true fan an u suck)

2.
ban any new members from registering when the movie comes out, (this will make us look cool an mystyrous to all the new fans an everyone would wish they could post here but they cant cos there not true fans and they will relise they suck an hopefully kill themselves.

3.turn up to cinemas in large mobs an forfully stop people from seeing the movie we may have to resort to resort to murder or sodomy to stop people. also you should start a rumour that sereniy is like that tape in that movie where you die if you whatch it.

these are are only a few ideas i have post your own but if you dont stay on topic i wont respond to you.



Oh, we seem to have a troll!

ZOID!!! Handle this.

Mal-licious

I think I will add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.

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Monday, April 4, 2005 7:42 PM

get over yourself
i don't think you really udnerstand the spirit of firefly
there will be LOTS of fans who come into firefly thinking they understand when they don't, we've gotta deal with it

BTW,ndugu, u don't really deserve to call ureself a fan.

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Monday, April 4, 2005 8:00 PM

The custom for an April Fool's post is generally to post it on April 1st. Unless you were taken up by aliens and are experiencing 'lost time', it would be best for all of us if the Higher Powers would forward this thread over to Troll Country.

Point of interest:
ndugu
Member Since: Monday, April 04, 2005 09:01


" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

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Monday, April 4, 2005 8:04 PM

You're funny :-p The whole point is to welcome new fans not squash Firefly fandom when it's in its baby stages...

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Monday, April 4, 2005 8:15 PM

You are obviously kidding, right? You type some stupid, inflammatory stuff without even spelling the "hard" words correctly just to start a ruckus... please.

A Browncoat's a Browncoat no matter WHEN they get into the fray.( that was just in case I'm wrong and you ain't just bein' silly)

Chrisisall

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RAT
Monday, April 4, 2005 8:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Malicious:
We seem to have a troll!




Even so, a secret handshake would not go amiss!

-Ratboy

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Monday, April 4, 2005 8:49 PM


So you have been a fan since before the beginning eh? Please fax me a picture of your secret decoder ring (serial side up). If you are what you say you are, then you will have the appropriate number.


Go sign my Guest Book,
http://www.geocities.com/thisbrownhouse
Then download Serenity,
http://homepage.mac.com/rocketplane/FileSharing8.html

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Monday, April 4, 2005 9:03 PM

I contend the notion that ff will be larger than Star Wars. I think that is unrealistic! ;)

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Monday, April 4, 2005 9:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rat:
Even so, a secret handshake would not go amiss!


but don't show the secret handshake to NDUGU
because he is obviously a newbie

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Monday, April 4, 2005 9:28 PM

True Firefly fans will, of course, boycott the movie. I have never understood why discussion of such an aberrant artefact is permitted on this site.

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Monday, April 4, 2005 9:31 PM

Like OMG!!! And how about anyone who's born in the lasat half of, like, 2005 has to get a tatoo on his/her head so we can tell that they, like, suck so bad too.
Cause, you know, like, OMG it's SOOOOO important that people who have been around longer get special treatment and stuff.
And like, OMG, that type of elitist bullshit won't drive away any future fans or anything.

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Monday, April 4, 2005 9:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Malicious:
Quote:

Originally posted by ndugu:
OMG i have been i firefly fan from before it was even on television (joss is so cool i knew i would like it cos he made it!!!!!)

BUt the problem is when the movie comes out it will undoubtably be as big as star wars an all new people will come to this site an be all like i like serenity im a fan blah blah an i will be all like I WAS A FAN BEFORE YOU BUT. but i couldnt do anything and i would be ignored by all the new people.

so we have to do something to make us be regognised and have the respect and admiration we deserve from all the new fans i have a few ideas.

1. make a list of all our names and post it in every topic made by the new fans ( at the top of the list it should say if your not on this list your not a true fan an u suck)

2.
ban any new members from registering when the movie comes out, (this will make us look cool an mystyrous to all the new fans an everyone would wish they could post here but they cant cos there not true fans and they will relise they suck an hopefully kill themselves.

3.turn up to cinemas in large mobs an forfully stop people from seeing the movie we may have to resort to resort to murder or sodomy to stop people. also you should start a rumour that sereniy is like that tape in that movie where you die if you whatch it.

these are are only a few ideas i have post your own but if you dont stay on topic i wont respond to you.



Oh, we seem to have a troll!

ZOID!!! Handle this.

Mal-licious

I think I will add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.



Hey....you for got me!!

hehehe troll, it's what's for dinner.

yada yada.....blah blah blah.....knew about for longer than you......etc etc

Have I summed it up correctly? Let's get one thing straight. I've loved Firefly since I read abou tit in the sci-fi premiere mag wayyyyyy back in early 2001. There are individuals here that became fans after the set cam out. I was one of those frothing at the mouth for the set to come out. They are no worse than I, I am no better than they as regards to fans because I actually watched FF with commercials.......

AND NEITHER ARE YOU!

And such, any new fffans that show up here after the BDM, I will welcome with open arms, the same as everyone else....including your trolly butt.

And so....get thee back under thy bridge.







And stay there.

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Monday, April 4, 2005 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ndugu:

so we have to do something to make us be regognised and have the respect and admiration we deserve from all the new fans i have a few ideas.



Tis a pity that spelling and punctuation weren't part of that cunning plan.

Though frankly some sort of foot washing ceremony would do wonders for my messiah complex...

"I threw up on your bed"

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Monday, April 4, 2005 10:27 PM

Funny troll logic...

It's been awhile since we've had any entertainment. Dance troll-boy dance!


If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. -"Angel"

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Monday, April 4, 2005 10:33 PM

yeah well i prejudged Firefly before i ever watched it, and decided it wasn't for me. because i am a huge nerd i and i like aliens. and depiste the fact that i love joss whedon to death and buffy and angel are my two favorite shows, i still wasn't going to give it the time of day. so i didn't. then one day while i was bored with disposible income, i purchased the DVDs, watched it and now i love firefly more then i love most people. i've had a crush on a TV show the likes of which i have never had. and now although i do still love buffy and angel to the max, firefly squeaks in above them on my list.

where does that leave me?


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Monday, April 4, 2005 10:39 PM

I was a fan of Brisco County back in 93 and I thought it'd be a better show if it was set in space and was a little more serious and had Dixie bein' more like a whore, so I am the defacto sole UBERFAN of Firefly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nope. I didn't think I could write anything as stupid as what's at the top...

I tried, is all.

Chrisisall

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Monday, April 4, 2005 10:43 PM

I didn't get the series until Christmas, so does that mean I should burn at the stake as well?


Keep shiny!

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Monday, April 4, 2005 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Toddas:
I contend the notion that ff will be larger than Star Wars. I think that is unrealistic! ;)



I think it is very possible that Serenity will be better than Star Wars (yes, even the first three), but I do agree that it most likely won't be more popular. People just aren't that cool!

SergeantX

"Dream a little dream or you can live a little dream. I'd rather live it, cause dreamers always chase but never get it." Aesop Rock

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Monday, April 4, 2005 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kaylee4Simon:
I didn't get the series until Christmas, so does that mean I should burn at the stake as well?


Keep shiny!



Stay where you are, nube. A rapid response team has been sent to deal w/ you and your kind accordingly.


" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

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Monday, April 4, 2005 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ndugu:
also you should start a rumour that sereniy is like that tape in that movie where you die if you whatch it.

ROTFLMAO

C'mon people, this wasn't a troll, just a bit a fun. At least Purplebelly's reply sounded like he got the joke.

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Monday, April 4, 2005 11:14 PM

OK, I actually missed "Ariel" when it was first broadcast, so I didn't see the whole original series until the DVDs came out. Does that makes me a footstool for the godly ones who saw every broadcast episode the first time around?
If 'Tash was around more often these days, I'd claim my five quid. This would be his kind of funny.

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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Monday, April 4, 2005 11:24 PM

Okay, well, I looked at the profile of the person who started this thread, and they only joined FFF.net TODAY! For someone who has been a fan so long and considers themselves high and mighty, that's pretty odd, dontcha think?

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Monday, April 4, 2005 11:48 PM

Hmmmmm...

Thread title IN ALL CAPS, with emphasis on the word SUCK.

Smelled troll before even reading the psychotic rant.

Are there really that many people with nothing better to do?

11thHour

P.S.
Personally, I think they shouldn't even release Serenity, that way we can keep the fanbase to just US... WE, The Annointed, the brilliant and perceptive, who recognized the specialness of Firefly before anyone else.

Owww... it hurts to think like a troll...

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Monday, April 4, 2005 11:55 PM

I have been a FF fan since back in the day. I get what all of you are saying about embacing any new lover of Serenity that happens to come along...However, I've got to admit that I'm a little reluctant to share my 'verse with a buncha wannabe's that show up on opening day. Who is going to believe me then, when I say "Yea, but I was there from the begining. It was me and my fellow browncoats who begged and pleaded and wept and prayed for the show, the dvd,s and ultimately the movie for which you are a johnny-come-lately." I am a shallow person I know. What can I say?

She understands, she doesn't comprehend

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 12:32 AM

I've got a stupid question... how is sodomy considered a preventative measure?


Oh yes, and bite our collective asses, troll-boy! We *want* folks to see the movie. Y'know, so more get made. With lots of merchandising. And a resurrection of the TV series! And free companions with every movie ticket!

Regardless, we know we were fans before those newbies. That should be enough. If you have to prove it to everyone to maintain your own peace of mind, then there's probably some other deep-seated issue here.

Does Blue Sun sponser the Blue Man Group?

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 12:48 AM

>>ndugu
>>
>>Member Since: Monday, April 04, 2005 09:01

Newbies are not allowed to use all caps. Moving to Troll Country. :p

Jayne, your mouth is talkin. Might want to look into that.

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 1:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tethys:
Hey....you for got me!!

...And so....get thee back under thy bridge.


And stay there.





Tethys!

I did NOT forget you! It is not possible to do so. I just haven't seen you lately, is all. I've missed ya! Thank you for handling the "trolly butt" situation.



Mal-licious

I think I will add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 1:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shiny:
Newbies are not allowed to use all caps. Moving to Troll Country...





Shiny,

Good work. Your raise will be in your next paycheck.

Mal-licious

I think I will add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 1:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SergeantX:
I think it is very possible that Serenity will be better than Star Wars (yes, even the first three), but I do agree that it most likely won't be more popular. People just aren't that cool!



Unfortunately for our BDM, there is nothing--and can be nothing--better than Star Wars. Lucas intentionally crafted the original three for years, fine-tuning them so they would resonate with some of humanity's most deeply-held mythology. All respects to Joss, but I'm pretty sure that's not what he's going for with Serenity.

Let the flame begin.

P.S. I smell Succatash all over NGUDU's original post.

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 2:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by InevitableBetrayal:
...Unfortunately for our BDM, there is nothing--and can be nothing--better than Star Wars. Lucas intentionally crafted the original three for years, fine-tuning them so they would resonate with some of humanity's most deeply-held mythology. All respects to Joss, but I'm pretty sure that's not what he's going for with Serenity.


Let the flame begin.



No flames from me. Heck, everyone's entitled to their own stupid opinion.

Firefly is different from Star Wars, in that it's not about superheroes saving the galaxy. It's about people struggling to find a place - something I can relate to. So for my money, it's already better than Star Wars. But I loved episodes IV thru VI as much as anyone, so I'll not be slamming them.

Sadly though, I found episode one silly and soulless - so much so that I haven't even seen number two and have no intention of wasting my time with number three. Great reviews might change my mind, but that seems unlikely.

SergeantX

"Dream a little dream or you can live a little dream. I'd rather live it, cause dreamers always chase but never get it." Aesop Rock

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005 5:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AURaptor:

Stay where you are, nube. A rapid response team has been sent to deal w/ you and your kind accordingly.



*Waits* they sure are taking a long time to get here.

Keep shiny!

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005 8:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Juko:
I've got a stupid question... how is sodomy considered a preventative measure?


Great question!

Thanks for the hearty laugh, Juko.

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Friday, April 8, 2005 3:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by InevitableBetrayal:
P.S. I smell Succatash all over NGUDU's original post.

Indubitably. Except Tash usually has better grammar usage. A grammar cop like you should have seen that right off.

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Friday, April 8, 2005 3:11 PM

Bah. We're all fans. I welcome new fans.

I was playing hold'em poker in 1997 and was very often the youngest guy in a card room at 22, younger by 20 years sometimes. Now with the explosion of popularity of the game I've found that I'm often the OLDEST at 29. I've never jumped on anybodys case about being a bandwagon hopper.

I honestly can't wait for the popular explosion. I was a toddler when Star Wars Ep 4 A New Hope was released and the unexpected firestorm of fandom started. I would just LOVE to see this happen to firefly.

Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony.

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Friday, April 8, 2005 3:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Channain:
Quote:

Originally posted by InevitableBetrayal:
P.S. I smell Succatash all over NGUDU's original post.

Indubitably. Except Tash usually has better grammar usage.


oh I would be very surprised if it (ndugu) was Succatash...
Succatash would have been both funnier and more incoherent,
much more intellectual in his own twisted way.

I still think ndugu is fireflyfan23 and his Mom JulieStevens (altho I find the post where I put forward that theory was deleted... Was that an offensive thing to suggest?).

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Friday, April 8, 2005 6:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Channain:
Quote:

Originally posted by InevitableBetrayal:
P.S. I smell Succatash all over NGUDU's original post.

Indubitably. Except Tash usually has better grammar usage. A grammar cop like you should have seen that right off.



You are right--Tash is generally much better spoken. But he would be smart enough to dumb himself down to keep up the disguise.

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Friday, May 20, 2005 5:57 PM

surely the success of the movie and any possibility of it returning is dependant on new fans like me! if youd like to condemm this show completely your going the right way about it!
also appears one has only been a member since april 2005.....



there is nothing ONLY about being a girl..

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R1Z
Thursday, June 23, 2005 6:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Toddas:
I contend the notion that ff will be larger than Star Wars. I think that is unrealistic! ;)



Are you sure you don't mean "contest"?

R1Z

To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks. --Robt. Heinlein

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Saturday, July 9, 2005 4:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kaylee4Simon:
I didn't get the series until Christmas, so does that mean I should burn at the stake as well?


Keep shiny!



Burn at the stake? PLEASE, we are not barbarians. In your case, a few hours of sodomy would be in order!

Remember what LOUIS VUITTON said: "It's in the bag!"

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Monday, September 26, 2005 12:22 AM

*Brzzzzzz*
Houston, we have a troll...
*Brzzzzzz*

Honestly, please leave that for your little stuffed animal friends, cmon, don't talk badly to us about being fans! Everyone has a right to be a fan! Uh oh, by his/her standards, it's bad to be a fan of God. That's pretty much what ol' cave troll here is sayin, so please GO AWAY! SHOO!

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Sunday, November 6, 2005 6:40 AM

Wow stupid has hit a new low.. What a sad sad day.

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 7:42 AM

Coming into this late in the game... I have to say... Agree Malpa.

Heheee.... Everybody else who is not Joss Whedon who came up with the concept/funds/gumption/perseverence for Serenity... please sit down and shaddup before ya hurt yerselves.

:D

I can appreciate a loyal/original fan base, but man. That ain't a way to earn respect.

Funny thing, this Troll section. Yes. I'm new and I'm just checking it out tonight. Don't tar and feather me too horribly.

"Tis the season for the fireplace. Fa la la la la. La la. La la."

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 7:52 PM

Well said HOBANIWASHBURNE.


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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 7:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Icarus:
*Brzzzzzz*
Houston, we have a troll...
*Brzzzzzz*



but you must have noticed (if you looked at the original date of the thread)
this troll has been history for a long long time...

those who have been here at fff for a while are THRILLED to have new fans come to the party!

In fact we were hoping for millions,
although there were some nay-sayers who didn't want to see the BDHs become too commercialized,
while myself...I'm REALLY wanting a Firefly/Serenity lunch box


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and have you joined the Browncoats yet?
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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 8:17 PM

Oh, I noticed the date. That doesn't really change the content now though, does it? ;)P

At any rate, I'm mighty glad to be here... despite the select masses.

"Tis the season for the fireplace. Fa la la la la. La la. La la.

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Sunday, November 13, 2005 11:55 AM

Awww... Who should I worship now if I can't worship the older fans with their endless knowledge of all things Firefly?

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Saturday, November 26, 2005 10:06 PM

As a new Browncoat, I feel that I speak for everyone on the planet and in the known 'verse when I say that you are an idiot. A complete, knee-biting, idiot.

I just wanted you to know that.

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Saturday, December 24, 2005 12:30 PM

Well I must say that is pretty offensive. I am a new Browncoat and I have not seen Serenity. My love for Firefly has come from buying and watching Firefly on DVD after reading good reviews and speaking to fans. I did not even know Serenity was any relation to Firefly until a friend in work told me.

I've been a Star Wars fan since 1977 when I first seen A New Hope. So does that mean the new kids that started their Star Wars love affair from Phantom Menace cannot be true fans and should not be allowed to watch the earlier films?

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Saturday, December 24, 2005 12:39 PM

once a month (or so) someone feels compelled to go down to troll country,
and *surprisesurprise* there are trolls down there!

if you stick to the regular forums in the board you'll avoid offending yourself.

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and buy the 'Serenity' comics published by Dark Horse,
and have you joined the Browncoats yet?
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Saturday, December 24, 2005 12:41 PM

Well I must say that is pretty offensive. I am a new Browncoat and I have not seen Serenity. My love for Firefly has come from buying and watching Firefly on DVD after reading good reviews and speaking to fans. I did not even know Serenity was any relation to Firefly until a friend in work told me.

I've been a Star Wars fan since 1977 when I first seen A New Hope. So does that mean the new kids that started their Star Wars love affair from Phantom Menace cannot be true fans and should not be allowed to watch the earlier films?

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Friday, February 17, 2006 3:22 AM

Uh-uh. Spreading the word about the 'verse is what flandom is all about.

"Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing."

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Wednesday, February 22, 2006 3:30 AM

Ndugu wrote:

Quote:

...we may have to resort to resort to murder or sodomy to stop people.


Why, oh why, do they always want to go straight to the sodomy? Methinks it tells us more about them than they'd like us to know... ;)

Mike

A baby seal walks into a club...

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Wednesday, March 8, 2006 8:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kwicko:
Ndugu wrote:

Quote:

...we may have to resort to resort to murder or sodomy to stop people.


Why, oh why, do they always want to go straight to the sodomy? Methinks it tells us more about them than they'd like us to know... ;)

Mike

A baby seal walks into a club...




LOL!!!!
funny

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Friday, March 17, 2006 2:47 AM

Hey Ndugu:
I watched it BACKWARDS!

Oh! The horror!

That is, I saw Serenity in theaters, like, three or four times, then bought the firefly DVD, then the Serenity one when it came out.
So.
Am I somehow less worthy than you?
Or, am I even less worthy because Firefly wouldn't be get the number one spot on my SciFi list?
Because that honor would go to *GASP* Babylon 5?

I always hate elitist fucks.

I'm gonna live!

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Saturday, March 18, 2006 1:20 AM

Well, I didn't see Serenity 'til it came out on DVD, - THEN - and only - THEN, did I buy FireFly. Before - THEN - I did not know FireFly even existed as It did not make it to TV here.

Hmmmmm, does that make me some sort of illegitimate alien hybrid? Sometimes I wonder - LOL. Or maybe I'm just in the wrong verse, FoX-Files anyone?

Or maybe I'm just normal and all you are the alien hybrids. Ahhhhhhh Paranoia - The privilege of the few.

And Yes, I know I'm rambling - but it is my right to do so. So gorram (or however it is spelt) off, and leave me to my insane ramblings.
Oh Hell - here they come with that anal probe again!
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Being CRACKERS provides sanity in an insane world!

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Thursday, March 23, 2006 5:29 AM

lol, funny funny!! :P

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Thursday, March 23, 2006 3:46 PM

ahem
WHAT THE HELL. WHY SHOULD THERE BE A "SPECIAL GROUP" FOR OLD FANS? the new ones are the same as the old ones. we all live in the same verse. if you want a group for fans who know EVERYTHING about the show, that's fine with me. anything more, is BULL

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Thursday, March 30, 2006 3:10 AM

I just got pulled into the 'verse about a week ago. Id like to think im not "stupid" or worse than anyone else who is a fan...

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Thursday, March 30, 2006 3:15 AM

testify! if new fans are as well knowing, and well feeling as other fans, then what's wrong? is the guy/girl who started this thread in a mental asylum?
grr.

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 5:42 AM

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is the guy/girl who started this thread in a mental asylum?


Apparently we drove him/her/it off. They had a goal of 100 responses or something and once they reached it, they left and were never heard from (under that name) again.

*sigh* they just don't make trolls like they used to

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Thursday, April 13, 2006 12:05 AM

Lol. I have to say, Troll Country is my favorite forum here so far. I just spent an hour reading all the threads, FUN! Cracked me up a dozen times.

I'm a new browncoat myself but I'm not offended by this thread. While some of the threads here were obviously started by truly hateful trolls with nothing better to do, I can't help but think that this one was meant as a joke. While reading the op, I was laughing so hard I almost threw-up.

Well if I'm wrong and ndugu does mean everything he said, I still say Thank You. That was really funny. Also, I agree with Kwicko, why are they so fixated with sodomy?

Holding the line from the Far-East --Ferdi

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Saturday, July 29, 2006 10:46 AM

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Saturday, December 5, 2009 7:48 AM

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Originally posted by Starrbaby:
Like OMG!!! And how about anyone who's born in the lasat half of, like, 2005 has to get a tatoo on his/her head so we can tell that they, like, suck so bad too.
Cause, you know, like, OMG it's SOOOOO important that people who have been around longer get special treatment and stuff.
And like, OMG, that type of elitist bullshit won't drive away any future fans or anything.



Um, Like, Could you speak English please. No one here speaks Vally.

"Mom, he has her chip. He has her."
John Connor,"Born To Run", TSCC EP 2x22

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Saturday, December 5, 2009 7:51 AM

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Originally posted by AURaptor:
Quote:

Originally posted by Kaylee4Simon:
I didn't get the series until Christmas, so does that mean I should burn at the stake as well?


Keep shiny!



Stay where you are, nube. A rapid response team has been sent to deal w/ you and your kind accordingly.


" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "



Yeah, well i protect my fellow newbies, even if years apart. So i've sent a T-X to deal with you "special team", you Troll!

"Mom, he has her chip. He has her."
John Connor,"Born To Run", TSCC EP 2x22

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