ask ndugu

POSTED BY: ndugu
UPDATED: Thursday, April 12, 2007 02:56
VIEWED: 27214
PAGE 1 of 2

1 2 NEXT PAGE LAST PAGE

NDUGU

Tuesday, April 5, 2005 3:27 PM

omg wtf my topic got moved to some troll country that noone ever posts in an i never got to reply to any of your replys. omg

so i will have to make a new thread to reply to my favourite posts,

here we have a nice chap named tethys who has taken time out from getting drunk and fighting people down at the local bar to reply to my message. unfortunatly he doesn't seem to know how to read and has taken what i said as a personal insult.

yada yada.....blah blah blah.....knew about for longer than you......etc etc

Have I summed it up correctly? Let's get one thing straight. I've loved Firefly since I read abou tit in the sci-fi premiere mag wayyyyyy back in early 2001. There are individuals here that became fans after the set cam out. I was one of those frothing at the mouth for the set to come out. They are no worse than I, I am no better than they as regards to fans because I actually watched FF with commercials.......

AND NEITHER ARE YOU!

And such, any new fffans that show up here after the BDM, I will welcome with open arms, the same as everyone else....including your trolly butt.

And so....get thee back under thy bridge.

then he tells me i am welcomed then he tells me to get under the bridge o dear i am so confused.

next we have someone by the name of caite,

Okay, well, I looked at the profile of the person who started this thread, and they only joined FFF.net TODAY! For someone who has been a fan so long and considers themselves high and mighty, that's pretty odd, dontcha think?

i am quite jealous of caite as she knows how to click on peoples profile, only a handful of people in the world know how to do this so it was nice of her to share the valuble imformation with the rest of us. i only hope one day she shares with me how she does it.

juko here has a self profesed stupid question

I've got a stupid question... how is sodomy considered a preventative measure?

i was going to say something like, unlike you most people dont like sodomy hence preventative.
but i won't say that as that would be mean and rude.

finaly someone who stayed on topic and said something smart

I have been a FF fan since back in the day. I get what all of you are saying about embacing any new lover of Serenity that happens to come along...However, I've got to admit that I'm a little reluctant to share my 'verse with a buncha wannabe's that show up on opening day. Who is going to believe me then, when I say "Yea, but I was there from the begining. It was me and my fellow browncoats who begged and pleaded and wept and prayed for the show, the dvd,s and ultimately the movie for which you are a johnny-come-lately." I am a shallow person I know. What can I say

you cant tell me none of you will feel like this, when the medias talking up the movie and everyone you know likles it youll be all like i knew about it way before you but noone will believe you or care. you will have no recognition because you failed to act now

auraptor like alot of people thinks i am joking

The custom for an April Fool's post is generally to post it on April 1st. Unless you were taken up by aliens and are experiencing 'lost time', it would be best for all of us if the Higher Powers would forward this thread over to Troll Country

I AM SEROIUS PEOPLE you cant just remove my stuff just because you dont like what i say. if you do that what the hell is the point of a forum, anyway have to go now

KNIBBLET

Tuesday, April 5, 2005 4:10 PM

ndugu,

Your post was moved to Troll Country because ... well ... erm ... it was seen as trollish to all except the author.

The whole idea of trying to exclude folks from seeing our BDM and making sport of new fans is NOT the way for our Heros to become big stars and life in the 'verse as we know it to become a successful franchise.

Why would we try to stop folks from seeing our much anticipated BDM? We need those ticket dollars to ensure a 2nd and 3rd and up to 10th film. We need HUGE interest to perhaps get a new TV show.

By having your post out where new people might stumble across it, they could see themselves as unwelcome.

Why would we set ourselves to be seen as 'Ain't It Cool News' style snobs? We didn't create Firefly and we sure as hell don't have the moral authority to ridicule anyone not lucky enough to have caught it on Faux.

You are welcome here and we'd like you to stay; however, we'd prefer if you adopted a less Trollish stance.

You can look at profiles by clicking on the posters name at the top of each post.

"I'm gonna rip you a new puppet hole, bitch!"

STARRBABY

Tuesday, April 5, 2005 4:14 PM

May I give you some advice on how to be taken seriously?
I'm not trying to be mouthy, I'm just giving a suggestion.
Next time, type what you want to say into a word processor. Go over it with spell and grammer check. This will help your point come across much more clearly.
Also, ranting and raving in that style is very trollish. State your idea in a clear manner, and be respectful.
Leet speak - or whatever it is (e.g. OMG, WTF) hinders your ability to sound like someone we should take seriously.
Once again, I'm not trying to anger you or be mean. I'm trying to give you a few tools to begin a civil conversation about this topic.
Hope this helps.

SGTGUMP

Tuesday, April 5, 2005 4:24 PM

Damn, ndugu. I really shouldn't reply to this.

KELLAINA

Tuesday, April 5, 2005 5:10 PM

Honestly, the title "ask ndugu" had me expecting some sort of troll advice column. Now that would be entertaining.

If you don't want to be taken as a troll, use both upper and lower case letters. I know you were told not to post in all caps, but they are useful if used properly. As is grammar. And spelling. And the proper use of quotations for that matter.

Quote:
I AM SEROIUS PEOPLE you cant just remove my stuff just because you dont like what i say. if you do that what the hell is the point of a forum

It's not about liking what you say, it's about how you say it. And actually, your stuff wasn't removed - it was moved.

(I know responding is only encouraging him/her, but this is just too easy, and I'm bored.)

If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. -"Angel"

NDUGU

Tuesday, April 5, 2005 5:33 PM

you know what my favourite person on the internet is?

the person who points out spelling mistakes then acts like they burned you

as you might of guessed kellaina you are now my favourite member here, you can ask me advice if you want but if its about your weight be prepared for some harsh answers.

note i wasn't calling you fat, so don't get offended.

ps your wrong about the whole moved removed thing, if it was moved somewhere else it would of had to have been removed from the place it originaly was wouldn't it.

KNIBBLET

Tuesday, April 5, 2005 5:40 PM

ndugu,

The response to kelliana was trollish and uncalled for. You asked. She answered.

Obviously, you aren't looking for help - you're only looking for attention.

You've answered your own question about why your stuff was moved.

Personally, I find it difficult to read many posts across many boards because of the horrendous spelling, lack of sentence structure and other "illiterate little kid" tip offs.

What she said. Type into a word processor. Drop the net speak. Lose the troll.

"I'm gonna rip you a new puppet hole, bitch!"

NDUGU

Tuesday, April 5, 2005 5:51 PM

kellaina i apologise for my trollish post you arn't really my favourite poster and you can't ask me any questions.

also your right about the word processor even though it wasn't you who said it.

i will try and lose my trolling ways but that will be hard since i don't have microsoft word. but perhaps knibbler can go through my posts and edit them.

ps your correct about my last thread not being removed, it is still in general discussion i just can't seem to find it.

KNIBBLET

Tuesday, April 5, 2005 5:53 PM

Professional rates apply. $25 per hour or $5 per page. Your choice. Click on PayPal and we'll talk particulars.

Quote:
Originally posted by ndugu:
...perhaps knibbler can go through my posts and edit them.

"I'm gonna rip you a new puppet hole, bitch!"

RAT

Tuesday, April 5, 2005 5:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by ndugu:
You're wrong about the whole moved removed thing, if it was moved somewhere else it would of had to have been removed from the place it originaly was wouldn't it.

If it was removed then you wouldn't be able to find it at all! Would you now?
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=15&t=9347#127575

-Ratboy

NDUGU

Tuesday, April 5, 2005 5:57 PM

im sorry i have no money i live in south africa and my mother spends all her money she makes from being a maid on aids drugs

IMEARLY

Tuesday, April 5, 2005 6:25 PM

Hey, you forgot me. Where is that fax!!

Death of a Troll

Magic scissors I wish
Or rusted hook from fish
That one can chop or saw
Lob a brainless head or maw

I would like to swing
A giant ax to fling
Heads landing in bowls
of Trolls, yes Trolls

An evil wish to behold
Return their hatred tenfold
Burn their ships, sink their boats
Let us rally now Browncoats

Send them home, where Reavers roam

Go sign my Guest Book,
http://www.geocities.com/thisbrownhouse
Then download Serenity,
http://homepage.mac.com/rocketplane/FileSharing8.html

KNIBBLET

Tuesday, April 5, 2005 7:00 PM

ImEarly, With apologies to Wash and Jayne ...

Would be that you'd go all poetical about a pecker.

IMEARLY

Tuesday, April 5, 2005 7:12 PM

Quote:
Would be that you'd go all poetical about a pecker.

To my delight he
briskly begins tapping a
melody on the
chimney. An industrious,
shy pecker of wood is he!

Go sign my Guest Book,
http://www.geocities.com/thisbrownhouse
Then download Serenity,
http://homepage.mac.com/rocketplane/FileSharing8.html

THATWEIRDGIRL

Tuesday, April 5, 2005 7:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Knibblet:
ImEarly, With apologies to Wash and Jayne ...

Would be that you'd go all poetical about a pecker.

I’m not weighing in on the troll issue...just wanted Knibblet to know THAT was hi-larious. ImEarly is a poetical kind of guy.

www.thatweirdgirl.com
---
Can we not revel in our cyber-love?

ZEEK

Tuesday, April 5, 2005 7:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by ndugu:
i don't have microsoft word.

ah this isn't a problem. http://www.openoffice.org/

Enjoy.

SLAYER730

Tuesday, April 5, 2005 8:02 PM

Ok, even IF anything you said it true, NDUGU, don't you think you have more to worry about (what with your mother having AIDS) than who are the most worthy Firefly fans? I found this whole thread to be really amusing on all accounts, so thanks for brightening up an otherwise drab day at work, NDUGU and all Browncoats involved.

Awaiting your scathing yet provocative response,

Slayer730

(That's S-l-a-y-e-r-7-3-0)

***Never judge a book by its movie***

SERGEANTX

Tuesday, April 5, 2005 8:08 PM

Personally, I like Ndugu and think we should all be inspired by his fine example. Punctuation and spelling aren't luxuries people in his country can afford.

Maybe we could take up a collection to have Ndugu flown to a Serenity premiere here in the states. Who'll be the first to cough up a few bucks for poor little Ndugu?

SergeantX

"Dream a little dream or you can live a little dream. I'd rather live it, cause dreamers always chase but never get it." Aesop Rock

CAITE

Tuesday, April 5, 2005 8:25 PM

Aww poor ndugu acted like a troll and was therefore moved to Troll Country. I'm shocked, shaken, and angry and the injustice done! Come on Haken, what WERE you thinking!

Please, do note the sarcasm.

I'm glad others pointed out the annoying and ever present grammar and spelling mistakes of ndugu so that I didn't have to. I'm an English teacher, and I reckon I get tired of pointing those sort of mistakes out to my students, much less people on the Internet.

RAT

Tuesday, April 5, 2005 8:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Caite:
Come on Haken, what WERE you thinking!

Actually I think it was Shiny!

-Ratboy

KNIBBLET

Tuesday, April 5, 2005 8:42 PM

My work here is done.
As you crack me up on a daily basis, I'm happy to return the favor.

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
...just wanted Knibblet to know THAT was hi-larious.

"I'm gonna rip you a new puppet hole, bitch!"

EMBERS

Tuesday, April 5, 2005 8:47 PM

looks like another thread headed to Troll Country

ndugu, in case you don't get it...
you ARE a troll
(it is time you knew)

CAITE

Tuesday, April 5, 2005 9:07 PM

Oh I think it was shiny too! I was being sarcastic Rat

SLAYER730

Tuesday, April 5, 2005 9:12 PM

A fellow English teacher, hmmm Caite? Let the grammar fest begin!

***Never judge a book by its movie***

STARRBABY

Tuesday, April 5, 2005 9:21 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by slayer730:
Let the grammar fest begin!

Oooh! Me too!
I'm not a Teacher, but I have my BA in English. My husband calls me a grammer natzi.
We should make a club.

CAITE

Tuesday, April 5, 2005 9:26 PM

Ohhhh, I'll refrain from using the cliche about not wanting to be a part of a club that would blah blah blah. Quite frankly, any club that would want me has to be ultra shiny!

New Club Rules:
Rule #1: If you use "omg" "wtf" "U2" or "ru" when writing online, you cannot join the club. So sorry

Feel free to add rules guys hahah.

Truly, no offense intended

RAT

Tuesday, April 5, 2005 9:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Caite:
I'm an English teacher, and I reckon I get tired of pointing those sort of mistakes out to my students, much less people on the Internet.

Quote:
Originally posted by slayer730:
A fellow English teacher, hmmm Caite? Let the grammar fest begin!

Quote:
Originally posted by Starrbaby:
My husband calls me a grammer natzi.
We should make a club.

*Sneaks out back door.*

-Ratboy

ZOID

Tuesday, April 5, 2005 11:27 PM

ndugu:

Lucky for you, tonight's my 16th wedding anniversary. I've got better things to do, and unlike you, they don't gravitate around 'Rosie' or her five sisters (although I suspect two are more than enough for you).

So, I will properly humiliate you tomorrow, unless this thread likewise gets relegated to the Troll Country rubbish heap it so richly deserves.

But, I'll leave you with a thought to ponder, until I return: You're a moron.

Sincerely,

zoid
_________________________________________________

"Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me." The Ballad of Serenity

CHRISISALL

Tuesday, April 5, 2005 11:36 PM

Don't mince words, Zoid, tell him what you really think.

Chrisisall

P1NKISPUNK

Tuesday, April 5, 2005 11:46 PM

Strange...I assumed it was a girl

*ponders* are there girls trolls?

Is that a sexist thing to ask?

Uh-oh...

"This mummy hand has ceased to exist! It is an ex-mummy hand!"

MONTANAGIRL

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 12:35 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Starrbaby:
Quote:
Originally posted by slayer730:
Let the grammar fest begin!

Oooh! Me too!
I'm not a Teacher, but I have my BA in English. My husband calls me a grammer natzi.
We should make a club.

Thank goodness I'm not the only one driven nuts by stuff like that. My mom is an English teacher and I have an English minor (albeit in Lit). Can I join too?

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

IMEARLY

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 1:30 AM

Quote:
tonight's my 16th wedding anniversary.

Congratulations, the 1st of the month was my wife and I's fifth.

No really.

Go sign my Guest Book,
http://www.geocities.com/thisbrownhouse
Then download Serenity,
http://homepage.mac.com/rocketplane/FileSharing8.html

MALICIOUS

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 2:25 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:
You're a moron.

I knew I loved you for a reason!

Happy 'versary.

Mal-licious

I think I will add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.

ZOID

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 3:18 AM

'Lishus:

I finished responding to your email, and received notification you had just found my response to ndugu. Like I said, I've got to get to bed soon (wink-wink, nudge-nudge), so I don't have time to fully excoriate the little troll tonight. But I'll get back to him tomorrow, unless this thread gets sh*t-canned. I don't chase 'em into Troll Country...

But, here's a prediction: At some point, ndugu's AIDs-positive mommy will post, saying she didn't know little ndugu was on the Internet (since they don't have a phone or ISP) and was surprised to find that the people on FFFn were so rude to him. She will then promise never to let him back onto this horrific website, where people think it's fun to abuse innocent children who can't even afford grammar.

Sound familiar? It should. Like I said, I'll deal with this idiot more fully tomorrow, as I have done at least twice before. (He'll take offense at that too, just as he did the last time.) It's not even fun anymore. Whacking trolls is just a chore, like plunging a clogged toilet, except more distasteful...

And p1nkispunk:
No, there is no such thing as a female troll. Females are entirely too soulful for such low behavior. Nope, it takes a prepubescent male, to make a troll of this kind. Usually, the 'prepubescent' troll is less than 25 years of age, and the urges to insult strangers and disguise his identity go away entirely the first time he has sex with someone other than himself or an immediate family member.

So, let's hope ndugu stops masturbating and having unprotected sex with his mother soon. She's AIDs positive, you know.

Safely,

zoid

P.S.
Okay, so I couldn't resist bloodying him a little tonight... Gosh, I hope he fights back. It's a lot more fun when they keep getting back up and sticking their chin out.
_________________________________________________

"Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me." The Ballad of Serenity

CAITE

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 5:13 AM

To all those who expressed an interest in grammar, I started a shiny new thread for us over here http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=11&t=9363

Please, come on over!!!

Oh, P.S. ndugu, I might have hijacked your thread. Malicious, I hope you're proud of me I learned everything I knew from you, your royal highness!!

KELLAINA

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 5:26 AM

Wow, I go to class and work and the troll thread heats up!

ndugu:

Quote:
you know what my favourite person on the internet is?

the person who points out spelling mistakes then acts like they burned you

Huh? Does the second sentence make sense to anyone else?

And even if it does, I don't care if speling or grammar aren't your strengths. But there is a difference between honest mistakes and being too lazy to structure sentences.

Quote:
as you might of guessed kellaina you are now my favourite member here, you can ask me advice if you want but if its about your weight be prepared for some harsh answers.

note i wasn't calling you fat, so don't get offended.

Weight? Where the hell did that come from? I was thinking more along the lines of a Dear Abby type thing, but from a troll's perspective (like how to deal with the trolls under the next bridge who keep you up at night).

Of course I'm not offended by you calling me fat! You can't see me!!!!

Quote:
ps your wrong about the whole moved removed thing, if it was moved somewhere else it would of had to have been removed from the place it originaly was wouldn't it.

You have a point, surprising as that is (and grammar notwithstanding).

Quote:
kellaina i apologise for my trollish post you arn't really my favourite poster and you can't ask me any questions.

Darn. I'm crushed.

Knibblet:

Quote:
Personally, I find it difficult to read many posts across many boards because of the horrendous spelling, lack of sentence structure and other "illiterate little kid" tip offs.

What Knibblet said. (And thanks for the defence, by the way

)

ImEarly:
'Death of a Troll' cracked me up! 'Mine is an evil laugh...'

Zoid:
Happy anniversary!

If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. -"Angel"

NDUGU

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 5:26 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Zeek:
Quote:
Originally posted by ndugu:
i don't have microsoft word.

ah this isn't a problem. http://www.openoffice.org/

Enjoy.

why thank you sir

hello kellaina because you made a long post about my spelling mistakes youre my favourite poster again.

TLACOOK

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 5:35 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:

But, here's a prediction: At some point, ndugu's AIDs-positive mommy will post, saying she didn't know little ndugu was on the Internet (since they don't have a phone or ISP) and was surprised to find that the people on FFFn were so rude to him. She will then promise never to let him back onto this horrific website, where people think it's fun to abuse innocent children who can't even afford grammar.

Sound familiar?

I am so glad that this scenario happens here too and not just over on the OB. Highly amusing thread.

Did you know that we have created Troll Hockey over on the OB? It can be very entertaining but, alas, the OB is so hard to find that we get very few trolls these days.

NDUGU

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 5:45 AM

can someone tell me what zoids talking about i really diddn't understand what he was trying to say and pls don't talk about my family i diddn't say anything about yours.

]Originally posted by Kellaina:
Wow, I go to class and work and the troll thread heats up!

ndugu:

Quote:
you know what my favourite person on the internet is?

the person who points out spelling mistakes then acts like they burned you

Huh? Does the second sentence make sense to anyone else?

in case you have no friends and arn't with the latest words burned means a insult

And even if it does, I don't care if speling or grammar aren't your strengths. But there is a difference between honest mistakes and being too lazy to structure sentences.

Quote:
as you might of guessed kellaina you are now my favourite member here, you can ask me advice if you want but if its about your weight be prepared for some harsh answers.

note i wasn't calling you fat, so don't get offended.

im not to lazy i just dont know

Weight? Where the hell did that come from? I was thinking more along the lines of a Dear Abby type thing, but from a troll's perspective (like how to deal with the trolls under the next bridge who keep you up at night).

sorry all my realationship advice always ends in aids

Of course I'm not offended by you calling me fat! You can't see me!!!!

yeah i cant but you probably are (no offense)

Quote:
ps your wrong about the whole moved removed thing, if it was moved somewhere else it would of had to have been removed from the place it originaly was wouldn't it.

You have a point, surprising as that is (and grammar notwithstanding).

thank you

Quote:
kellaina i apologise for my trollish post you arn't really my favourite poster and you can't ask me any questions.

Darn. I'm crushed.

don't be your my favourite poster again

Knibblet:
Quote:
Personally, I find it difficult to read many posts across many boards because of the horrendous spelling, lack of sentence structure and other "illiterate little kid" tip offs.

What Knibblet said. (And thanks for the defence, by the way )

you seemed to understand my post pretty well

ImEarly:
'Death of a Troll' cracked me up! 'Mine is an evil laugh...'

i diddnt get it

Zoid:
Happy anniversary!

If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. -"Angel"

BROWNCOAT1

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 2:07 PM

Zoid wrote:

Quote:
But, here's a prediction: At some point, ndugu's AIDs-positive mommy will post, saying she didn't know little ndugu was on the Internet (since they don't have a phone or ISP) and was surprised to find that the people on FFFn were so rude to him. She will then promise never to let him back onto this horrific website, where people think it's fun to abuse innocent children who can't even afford grammar.

Sound familiar? It should. Like I said, I'll deal with this idiot more fully tomorrow, as I have done at least twice before. (He'll take offense at that too, just as he did the last time.) It's not even fun anymore. Whacking trolls is just a chore, like plunging a clogged toilet, except more distasteful...

Reading over this thread, and the original rightfully dispatched to Troll Country did in fact remind me of our last Troll experience.

Seems like Fireflyfan23 & his "mom" JulieStevens are back. Same bad grammar. Same spelling mistakes.

For those that missed his/her first appearance, find it (also sent to Troll Country) here:

http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=15&t=8881

__________________________________________

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

Richmond, VA & surrounding area Firefly Meet Up:
http://firefly.meetup.com/9/boards/

EMBERS

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 2:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:
Sound familiar? It should.

ah, Zoid, you're thinking this is the return of Fireflyfan23 AKA James and his Mother, Juliestevens (with the Father who Mom said was alive but James said was dead...)
who became famous in March:
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=15&t=8881

I think it sounds like him too...
and of course Spartan42 could probably confirm that.

P1nkispunk: if we are correct, and NDUGU is our old friend James then we already know that this troll is a young guy still living at home, because Fireflyfan23 (his earlier alias) self discribed in his own profile as:

Quote:
One day i will break out of this ice fortress known as "my parents basement" and when i do i will walk right up to the counter of a mcdonalds restraunt order 7 drinks. Then throw each of them at the girls face one after the other.

edited to add:
oops, sorry Browncoat...you posted while I was still taking a long time writing my post, hense the repetition
(great minds think alike)

ZOID

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 2:39 PM

BrownCoat1, et ma famille:

Thank you all for your kind regards on my anniversary. It was wonderful evening, thanks entirely to the company of the one in whose presence (and arms) I spent it. My wife has the loveliest spirit of anyone I've ever met.

Speaking of spirits: I am currently finalizing an appropriate response to our little 'ndugu'. My personal style is more 'crushing blitzkrieg' (a la, the initial 'combatant' phase of the latest Iraq War), rather than 'humane police action' (as in the subsequent activities in that country). And I ain't afraid to go 'nukular' in the opening, middle and final phases, either; which is why I'll never run for President.

Systemic cancers require a careful course of chemotherapy. The little ones just need to be burned off and biopsied. I think ndugu's more of a malformed mole, than anything worthy of a contemplative approach.

So, I'm firing up the chemical laser, and I'll get back to y'all in a bit...

Surgically,

zoid

P.S.
It likewise doesn't hurt to give him time to supply more rope for himself, or to tuck his tail and run, if he has any sense at all. Next time he posts, he's gonna draw back a bloody stump, I promise.
_________________________________________________

"Burn the ndugu and boil the troll, you can't take the sky from me." The Ballad of Serenity (sort of)

BLACKOUTNIGHTS

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 3:01 PM

So ... exactly how do you pronounce ndugu?

"I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life, anybody's life. My life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die."—Deckard reflecting on Nexus 6 Replicant Roy saving him.

ZOID

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 3:18 PM

B.o.N:

You can't possibly be asking 'ndugu' how to pronounce it. He caint evn spel his flames properly.

But, assuming he were actually African, rather than a Chicagoan surburbanite with a mental disorder, it would be pronounced 'un-DOO-Goo', with the 'un' pronounced with only a hint of the short 'u' sound; a glottal stop.

Respectfully,

zoid

P.S.
The laser's charged, applying topical anesthetic now...

P.P.S.
Very apt quote by the way; but I'm going to retire the little replicant in any case, philosophical considerations notwithstanding. Using your implied analogy, I see him as more of a Leon than a Roy Batty model. "Replicants are like any other machine - they're either a benefit or a hazard. If they're a benefit, it's not my problem." -Deckard'zoid
_________________________________________________

"Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me." The Ballad of Serenity

LETOV

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 3:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by p1nkispunk:
*ponders* are there girls trolls?

Is that a sexist thing to ask?

Why p1nk, a female Troll's a Trollip.

(Am I the only one who enjoys reading Robert Asprin's 'Myth' series?)

- Leto_V

"Well, my days of not taking you
seriously are certainly coming to
a middle." - Mal

SGTGUMP

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 3:58 PM

This is pretty much the worst thread ever made.

KNIBBLET

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 3:58 PM

Beat me to it. LetoV!

A female troll is a trollop. So says the "Myth" series. LOVE those books.

"I'm gonna rip you a new puppet hole, bitch!"

ZOID

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 4:05 PM

Beat me to it. sgtgump!

"This is pretty much the worst thread ever made." I only wonder why it hasn't been 'round-filed' yet...

v/r,
-zed

LETOV

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 5:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Knibblet:
Beat me to it. LetoV!

A female troll is a trollop. So says the "Myth" series. LOVE those books.

"I'm gonna rip you a new puppet hole, bitch!"

Indeed. Any book(s), where you can't get through a page without a knee-slappingly bad pun or other bizarre statements, couldn't possibly be anything but a fun read.

... Uh oh! Deevals! Hide your wallet!

- Leto_V

"Well, my days of not taking you
seriously are certainly coming to
a middle." - Mal

CHRISISALL

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 5:27 PM

BlackoutNights, you had to do it! Now I gotta ask you: is Blade Runner better with or without the voiceover?

...don't mean to convert this to a Blade Runner thread, just it's my favourite movie.

Chrisisall

STARRBABY

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 5:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
...don't mean to convert this to a Blade Runner thread, just it's my favourite movie.

Chrisisall

Don't worry about converting this thread. It was created by a dip wad anyway.

BADGERSHAT

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 5:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by ndugu:
kellaina i apologise for my trollish post you arn't really my favourite poster and you can't ask me any questions.

also your right about the word processor even though it wasn't you who said it.

i will try and lose my trolling ways but that will be hard since i don't have microsoft word. but perhaps knibbler can go through my posts and edit them.

ps your correct about my last thread not being removed, it is still in general discussion i just can't seem to find it.

"You're"
Pronunciation Key (yr; yr when unstressed)

Contraction of "you are".

"Your"
Pronunciation Key (yr, yôr, yr; yr when unstressed)

adj. The possessive form of you.
Used as a modifier before a noun: your boots; your accomplishments.
A person's; one's: The light switch is on your right.
Informal. Used with little or no sense of possession to indicate a type familiar to the listener: your basic three-story frame house.

Please learn the difference.

And please bookmark this site-- www.dictionary.com

--Jefé The Hat

***************************
--Don't bother trying to predict, figure out, second guess, criticize, or suggest anything that comes from the mind of Joss Whedon, for you shall usually be wrong, and shall find out the Truth and Purpose in due time.
(This is the Truth of Whedoning)

"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

KELLAINA

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 6:16 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by ndugu:

hello kellaina because you made a long post about my spelling mistakes youre my favourite poster again.

Hello ndugu. You're my favourite troll.

Quote:
in case you have no friends and arn't with the latest words burned means a insult

I have friends, I'm just not a 15 year old boy.

Quote:
im not to lazy i just dont know

You seem pretty literate to me. All you need to do is use the punctuation keys.

Quote:
sorry all my realationship advice always ends in aids

Ok...

Quote:
yeah i cant but you probably are (no offense)

Not offended, just amused.

Quote:
thank you

You're welcome.

Quote:
don't be your my favourite poster again

Wow, am I honoured.

Quote:
ImEarly:
'Death of a Troll' cracked me up! 'Mine is an evil laugh...'

i diddnt get it

I don't think you were supposed to.

TLACOOK:

Troll hockey! I have got to get over to the OB more often. Maybe more will find their way once Serenity opens (but not to many, of course).

Edit: markups. Grr. Grr again.

If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. -"Angel"

CHRISISALL

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 6:17 PM

Allright Starrbaby, then let's make it the BLADE RUNNER: BETTER WITHOUT VOICEOVER? thread.

You Browncoats like hearin' his thinkin', or is it a more provocative experience being made to imagine what's goin' on in his head?

sorry troll

Chrisisall

NDUGU

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 7:23 PM

hello i thought of some new thread rules. if you want to post in my thread you have to

1. not call me a troll (its very boring)

2. stay on topic (new topic is did the message make you cry?)

3.explain zoids posts to me ( maybey hes to edcucated and im not educated enough. pls zoid write more simpler like kellaina.

note i know alot of people will ignore these but if you do i will ignore youre posts and won't reply to them.

RAT

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 7:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kellaina:
Hello ndugu. You're my favourite troll.

Is that kind of like being the world's tallest midget?

-Ratboy

RAT

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 7:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by ndugu:
I know alot of people will ignore these, but if you do, I will ignore your posts and wont reply to them.

Is that a promise?

-Ratboy

NDUGU

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 7:44 PM

well i can break my promise to talk to you rat

what do you think of zoids school days story i just read ant thought it was very funny

STATIC

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 7:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:

Speaking of spirits: I am currently finalizing an appropriate response to our little 'ndugu'. My personal style is more 'crushing blitzkrieg' (a la, the initial 'combatant' phase of the latest Iraq War), rather than 'humane police action' (as in the subsequent activities in that country). And I ain't afraid to go 'nukular' in the opening, middle and final phases, either; which is why I'll never run for President.

You know. . .I gotta say. . .

Part of me wants to join in on this. . .but another part of me recognizes a key reality. . .

The big difference between a cancer and a thread-troll is that a cancer cannot delude itself with self-righteous anger and bitterness...hiding behind a computer screen, laughing at all of our responses, convincing itself that we're a bunch of overweight geek virgins.

A cancer can't react to Chemotherapy and Radiation and Surgery with, "Oh yeah? Well I bet you're fat!"

The same part of me that is referenced to in my recent blog would honestly simply invite trolls like this to meet me somehwere in person. . .so they could prove to me that they are (or are not) as tough as they are clever, because the internet is one of the ONLY places where you don't have to worry so much about "letting your mouth write checks that your ass can't cash".

I really wish we could all just ignore him, because I'm tired of seeing his name.

==================================================
http://burstsofstatic.blogspot.com/

Evil, Lecherous Hump

STARRBABY

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 7:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Allright Starrbaby, then let's make it the BLADE RUNNER: BETTER WITHOUT VOICEOVER? thread.

You Browncoats like hearin' his thinkin', or is it a more provocative experience being made to imagine what's goin' on in his head?

sorry troll

Chrisisall

I'd have to say I liked it better w/o. It left more for me to figure out on my own. Plus, I never really liked voice overs (excet in comentaries). It's kinda like being read to . . .something I hate.

CHRISISALL

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 8:21 PM

Starrbaby, I'm torn, I kinda like the voiceover for that 40's detective movie feel, but I recognize that it wasn't so well written and is actually better without it.
The part I do like is seeing Decard and Rachael driving at the end, the version w/out voiceover deletes these shots.
In the end I can take it either way.

This post was for you, but troll interfearance is heavy, so I'm gonna move it to a new thread.

Chrisisall

STATIC

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 8:29 PM

I realize this statement is going to offend SOMEONE. . .but before I say this. . .I would like to mention that my brother-in-law, Mahealani's older brother, is autistic, a Special Olympian, and much loved by me. I work with kids, some of whom are learning disabled, or developmentally disabled, and I think such disabilities are nothing to laugh at. HOWEVER. . .as 'biting' as this next bit is. . .I can't help but find it a bit relevant to this thread.

Quote:

Arguing with a troll on a website chatboard is alot like running in the Special Olympics.

Even if you win. . .you're still retarded.

Please, folks. . .stop feeding the animals!!!!!

==================================================
http://burstsofstatic.blogspot.com/

Evil, Lecherous Hump

BLACKOUTNIGHTS

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 8:34 PM

Top 10 reasons why Ndugu is everyone's hero.

10. Ndugu has the same number of letters as troll.

9. Ndugu probably doesn't know how many letters are in troll.

8. Everybody loves a troll.

7. After Ndugu starts a thread we can talk about everything else under the sun.

6. Butter.

5. Parkay.

4. Browncoats are set for world domination. (Ya! Who's with me?!)

3. Ndugu gives grammer teachers heartattacks.

2. The chances of producing another Ndugu are slim if you believe the statement about the mother.

And the number one reason why Ndugu is everyone's hero is that he's a great disco dancer.

"Now you know what it's like to be a slave."—Roy.

CHRISISALL

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 8:39 PM

Yeah, Static is right, that quote is, well, kinda trollish.

Chrisisall

CHRISISALL

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 8:42 PM

You're GREAT, BlackoutNights, that's the funniest post on this thread yet (and with Zoid's posts here, that sayin' a lot!)

Chrisisall

STATIC

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 8:50 PM

Well. . .I realize the quote is trollish in a way. . .but I said it because I'm trying to discourage people from arguing with Ndugu. . .

Perhaps a less offensive way to put it would be. . .

"Arguing with a troll in a website discussion thread is like being in a slap fight with Larry, Curly or Moe.

Even if you win. . .you're still a Stooge."

==================================================
http://burstsofstatic.blogspot.com/

Evil, Lecherous Hump

KELLAINA

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 9:02 PM

I wasn't thinking about it so much as arguing with ndugu, but as baiting or provoking. Was never trying to 'win'.

Quite frankly I'm not sure ignoring trolls works. They just come back with different names and different tactics.

Either way it's: This way is more amusing.

If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. -"Angel"

KELLAINA

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 9:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:
Quote:
Originally posted by Kellaina:
Hello ndugu. You're my favourite troll.

Is that kind of like being the world's tallest midget?

-Ratboy

That's one way to put it

. I'm just afraid what me being his favourite poster means

.

If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. -"Angel"

STATIC

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 9:07 PM

I try to take a different approach. . .something along the lines of Val Kilmer's portrayal of Doc Holliday. . .after confronting Johnny Tyler in the streets of Tombstone. . .saving the Earps.. .

"Oh I'm sorry, Johnny. I forgot you were there.

You may go now."

==================================================
http://burstsofstatic.blogspot.com/

Evil, Lecherous Hump

IMEARLY

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 9:09 PM

I have some startling news Browncoats, I have been doing some research regarding our Troll problem and have contacted Private Investigators to find the nature of the infestation.

The file I have in my hand is authentic. I have already decrypted the contents with my secret decoder ring.

I have scanned the photos for you all.

This is a picture of Ndugu Troll at his first Halloween.

His first tour in the Dark Armed Forces of Mordor...

Unfortunately he was Court Marshaled when he came out of the closet...

Go sign my Guest Book,
http://www.geocities.com/thisbrownhouse
Then download Serenity,
http://homepage.mac.com/rocketplane/FileSharing8.html

CHRISISALL

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 9:09 PM

That's good.
How about:

How many Ngudus does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
GORRAM THERE'S MORE THAN ONE!?!?!

Chrisisall

EMBERS

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 9:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Starrbaby, I'm torn, I kinda like the voiceover for that 40's detective movie feel,

that was what I liked about it too,
very Sam Spade!
now if you want to be OVER-WHELMED with voice over then be sure to catch Sin City
(but I still appreciate the film noir-ishness of it)

Quote:

troll interfearance is heavy, so I'm gonna move it to a new thread.
Chrisisall

oh, I thought the point was that this is the 'ignore the troll' topic?

In my own little world,
Maribeth (embers)

PS I LOVE the top ten list!

CALLMEATH

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 9:25 PM

Ndugu, how do you pronounce your name? It's gonna be my new word for crap.

"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

CHRISISALL

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 9:32 PM

BlackoutNights did great work on that top ten list, didn't he?
I moved the Blade Runner thing to get a wider array of responses (and my first one was a wrong-forum-for-this post. Hmmph.)

Chrisisall

CHRISISALL

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 9:59 PM

Dude, you RULE! It was a troll masterpiece. Might even shut him up for good!

Ndugu SEE YOURSELF! ha ha

Chrisisall

AERADIA

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 11:42 PM

I just spent 2 hours reading all of these threads and the linked threads, hoping and praying for more stupid posts from "unpronouncable-by-this-country-girl" troll and the hi-larious responses from the rest of you.

Stop it. Now.

I do have a life to lead and can longer be seduced away from it to lurk and laugh with you.

And a special message for the troll:

Quote:
You're pretty much down to ritual suicide, lambie-toes.

ZOID

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 11:57 PM

Good evening, 'ndugu'.

I trust you are comfortable and that your mommy has fed you your snack (I flushed twice, to make sure it got to you).

I propose we take a leisurely stroll around the grounds, just to get familiar with one another and break the ice. See? There's the cesspool, where you and your family live and play. And over there is the woodshed, where I'll be taking you shortly...

'ndugu' wrote:

Quote:
hello i thought of some new thread rules. if you want to post in my thread you have to

1. not call me a troll (its very boring)

2. stay on topic (new topic is did the message make you cry?)

3.explain zoids posts to me ( maybey hes to edcucated and im not educated enough. pls zoid write more simpler like kellaina.

note i know alot of people will ignore these but if you do i will ignore youre posts and won't reply to them.

So, let's take them one at a time. I'll try to go very slowly, so you can keep up, and I'll try to only use 2nd grade vocabulary (that means 'words') so you don't get lost. I want you to understand what is happening to you, every step of the way...

Your 'point' #1: "not call me a troll (its very boring)".
You're right 'ndugu'. I and another grownup were discussing (that means 'talking about') this very subject earlier today. You are not a 'troll'. You are a 'flame baiter'.

A true Troll is thoughtful and challenges others to think differently about things. A good Troll is a benefit to others. You are none of these things.

A 'flame baiter' on the other hand, is someone who is rude and insulting to other people, just so people will be rude and insulting back at him. A 'flame baiter' actually enjoys being insulted. This describes you perfectly, and I'm all about giving people what they are begging for.

As far as 'being bored' is concerned, don't worry. I have that in the plans for tonight, too. One of the things we'll be doing in the woodshed later is some amateur trepanation. I know that's a long word, but I'll explain it to you in detail once we get to the woodshed.

Your 'point' #2: "stay on topic (new topic is did the message make you cry?)"
See 'woodshed' and 'trepanation', above. Sadly, there may be some crying; but you can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs (those come from a chicken's backside, much like yourself).

Your 'point' #3: "explain zoids posts to me ( maybey hes to edcucated and im not educated enough. pls zoid write more simpler like kellaina."
I promise, by the end of this evening, you will see everything with a startling clarity. And all the pressure and voices inside your head will be gone.

In conclusion, I will definitely be playing by your rules, 'ndugu', and giving you the utmost of my attention. It's the least I can do, considering how little time you have left.

By the way, since people can't pronounce (that means 'say') your name, I'm just going to change it to 'nugget'. I know you won't mind.

Tutorially,

zoid

EMBERS

Thursday, April 7, 2005 12:19 AM

ANNOTATED for the limited intelligence of ndugu:

1.) trepanation
http://stevesangster.com/~scott/

2.) you ARE the topic, and crying is the point

3.)

Quote:
explain zoids posts to me ( maybey hes to edcucated and im not educated enough. pls zoid write more simpler like kellaina.

You know, ndugu? It is amazing that you can spell 'explain' but not 'maybey'

ZOID

Thursday, April 7, 2005 12:19 AM

CALLMEATH wrote:

Quote:
Ndugu, how do you pronounce your name? It's gonna be my new word for crap.

He doesn't know how to pronounce it either. Just call him 'nugget' from now on. You know, as in 'butt nugget'.

I already asked him and he doesn't mind. ...At least the parts of his mind that are thus far in the biopsy pan aren't complaining. The rest of him is whimpering softly, but not about the misuse of his name.

Have a nice day!

Boringly,

zoid

"Can I call you 'Ath'?" -Malcolm Reynolds, Shindig

ZOID

Thursday, April 7, 2005 12:48 AM

embers:

Thank you for the link to trepanation. All my references on the subject are entirely too clinical for someone of nugget's limited ability to comprehend, and frankly too alarming for a child of nugget's tender 25 years. Your link was much more 'child friendly'.

Getting some of those pesky multiple personalities out of his head is really not all that painful, per se, although it can be scary, since there's a distinct sense of things coming out of one's head that should not be coming out; but, this misgiving passes after a short time. Did you know that the brain itself has no pain sensors? Trepanation can be performed while the subject is still fully conscious. This is helpful, since the subject (nugget, in this case) can actually see all the evil as it comes out...

Now, where did I put those fava beans?

Hannibally,

zoid

IMEARLY

Thursday, April 7, 2005 1:28 AM

Here are the facts as they are:

Ndugu is Swahili for brother...
NnnnnnDoooooGooooo
funny as KaKa is also Swahili for brother, let's call him KaKa instead.

Here are the fictions as they are:

Exceptions:

No due guru? (the spiritual translation)
New doo goo? (prepare the hair care)
In dug you? (what a quagmire)

Go sign my Guest Book,
http://www.geocities.com/thisbrownhouse
Then download Serenity,
http://homepage.mac.com/rocketplane/FileSharing8.html

ZOID

Thursday, April 7, 2005 1:51 AM

ImEarly:

I yield to your superior knowledge, but I'd mention that the names 'nugget' and 'KaKa' have a similar redolence, and 'nugget' shares some of the original's consonants. I also considered 'InDooDoo', but it has three syllables and nugget can't track more than two at once. Wouldn't want to confuse him.

But, okay. KaKa it is...

Excrementally,

zoid

P.S.
Regarding your moniker: I once had a girlfriend who scared the living crap out of me by proclaiming, "ImLate"! 'ImEarly' is a lot less threatening.
_________________________________________________

"Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me." The Ballad of Serenity

MALICIOUS

Thursday, April 7, 2005 2:29 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CALLMEATH:
Ndugu, how do you pronounce your name? It's gonna be my new word for crap.

OOOH! That sounds like fun! Let's use "Ndugu" as a synonym for bad words!

"Damn, I stepped in some dog Ndugu. Now it's all jammed up in the nooks and crannys of my best sneakers."

1st Fighting man: "You're an a$$hole!"
2nd Fighting man: "Oy, yeah? Ndugu you!"

Woman in passenger seat of car man is driving: "Will you ndugging STOP aready and ask someone for some NDUGGING directions??"

Now you guys try!

Mal-licious

I think I will add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.

ZOID

Thursday, April 7, 2005 2:53 AM

'Lish:

How about, "nugget has ndugu for brains!" -or- "Hey, baby! What d'ya say we get ndugu-faced, rip each other's clothes off and ndugu the ndugu out of each other? Just for ndugus and grins."

On second thought, ImEarly was right: 'KaKa' is a lot less confusing, when it comes to appropriate usage. Some concepts really should not get mixed...

Worshipfully,

zoid

P.S.
I guess you were right: I had to deal with nugget after all. I was really hoping it would just go away on its own. Don't get too hopeful, just yet; but nugget hasn't replied since my 'woodshed' post. He's probably just gone to bed so he can be fresh for his remedial classes tomorrow (right after he phoned in his vote for Amerian Idol). I predict he'll be back, with what seems like witty repartee to him. Then I'll give him his second dose...
_________________________________________________

"Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me." The Ballad of Serenity

NDUGU

Thursday, April 7, 2005 3:58 PM

hello everybody zoid has burned me so badly i am going to stop this thread.

can you stop this thread shiny pls.

STATIC

Thursday, April 7, 2005 4:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Starrbaby:
Quote:
Originally posted by slayer730:
Let the grammar fest begin!

Oooh! Me too!
I'm not a Teacher, but I have my BA in English. My husband calls me a grammer natzi.
We should make a club.

Then you might not mind me pointing out that it's "NAZI". . .not "Natzi".

==================================================
http://burstsofstatic.blogspot.com/

Evil, Lecherous Hump

NDUGU

Thursday, April 7, 2005 4:02 PM

hello static an you tell me what zoid was saying in his posts i only half read the first one and all i understood was taking me to the wood shed but he cant do that cos hes in another contry.

then calling me nugget is nugget a burn cos in my country nugget means gold.

STATIC

Thursday, April 7, 2005 5:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by ndugu:
hello static an you tell me what zoid was saying in his posts i only half read the first one and all i understood was taking me to the wood shed but he cant do that cos hes in another contry.

then calling me nugget is nugget a burn cos in my country nugget means gold.

He's trying to say that you're a moron. An idiot. Pondscum.

On the evolutionary scale, you're somewhere between head cheese and a toaster oven.

You're a skidmark on the underwear of life.

You've the social appeal of vomit.

You're as popular as a turd in a punchbowl.

You're so unpopluar, you could make a train take a dirt road and a pit bull climb a plate glass window.

You're a cumstain on the pillowcase of society.

And you're apparently lazy as well. Because any idiot with a computer and internet access can look up the definition of the word 'nugget', and it doesn't mean GOLD.

nug·get

1. A small, solid lump, especially of gold.
2. A small compact portion or unit: nuggets of information.

You will note that the word does not mean GOLD.

I'm curious, fuckstick. . .

How many fansites for different sci-fi shows do you pull crap like this? Do you really have nothing better to do? Does it make you feel powerful and clever to provoke people to anger with your self-assumed ignorance? What is this? The new racism? It's socially unacceptable to hate blacks, latinos and asians, so your new outlet for self-loathing is to pick on sci-fi fans?

Is it because you're afraid telling a 'nigger joke' will earn you a broken jaw, but picking on some of us won't?

Or is it simply because hiding behind your computer screen, whether you're in mommy's basement, some middle-school computer lab, or from your office as the Senior VP of some major corporation, you feel powerful and clever? Safe in your anonymity. . .knowing that you don't have to suffer the sort of consequences you'd suffer if you actually had the balls to come to a gathering of us and speak like this to our faces?

You bore me, and yet you also inspire pity. You remind me of students I have, who have nothing to do every day but come to school and talk trash about anyone they can, simply because they are filled with so much self-loathing, that they have no other outlet.

So how old were you when Daddy left? Or has he left yet? Is he too drunk to walk out?

Does Mom smack you around much?

How often did 'Uncle Charlie' touch you in your 'danger zone'?

Fuck off.

Put a plastic bag over your head and breathe deep.

Go play in traffic.

Blow dry your hair IN the shower.

Watch TV in the tub.

PLEASE find something more productive to do with your time than provoke us. I suggest therapy and lots of it, because you obviously have some deep, burning issue you need to work out.

Work it out elsewhere and leave us alone.

==================================================
http://burstsofstatic.blogspot.com/

Evil, Lecherous Hump

KNIBBLET

Thursday, April 7, 2005 7:08 PM

At this moment ... I'm Soooooo proud to be in Static's harem :)
There's something about a man who truly knows how to use language that makes me all ... gooey inside. *swoon*

Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
On the evolutionary scale, you're somewhere between head cheese and a toaster oven.

You're a skidmark on the underwear of life.

You're a cumstain on the pillowcase of society.

I'm curious, fuckstick. . .

What is this? The new racism?

You bore me, and yet you also inspire pity.

Put a plastic bag over your head and breathe deep.

Blow dry your hair IN the shower.

"I'm gonna rip you a new puppet hole, bitch!"

STARRBABY

Thursday, April 7, 2005 7:40 PM

Quote:

Then you might not mind me pointing out that it's "NAZI". . .not "Natzi".

Nope, don't mind at all. Infact, I appreciate the help. Though my grammer's pretty good, my spelling usually relies on a spellchecker. (Thus my suggestion to out little friend.)

GRRARRG

Thursday, April 7, 2005 7:48 PM

I found this humorously ironic:

Quote:
Originally posted by Kellaina:
As is grammar. And spelling.

Now, I'm math teacher, so I don't do words. However, I do know that "And spelling" is not a grammatically correct sentence (no verb, for one thing). As Sideshow Bob once said, “Yes, I am aware of the irony of using a television to tell you not to watch television.” Or something to that effect.

Ok, I've never been a troll before, and I just wanted to know what it felt like. I am just kidding, of course - I know what you mean and I agree wholeheartedly. And that, as I understand it, is what separates evil nduguish trolls from civil folk - they could be saying the same thing, but the former's intent is to irritate people, while the latter's intent is to . . . what was my intent? I think I was trying to be funny . . . well anyway, I think I'm understanding this. It's not what you say, or even how you say it - it's what you intent appears to be. I've seen many replies on this board that, if the involved parties were not known to be friends who were just kidding around, would be interpreted as being excessively trollish based on what was being said.

Does that seem right to you? (not in the Jubal rhetorical sense of the question, but in the literal sense - am I correct in my understanding of the nature of the beast?)

Aww, crap. I copied this into Word, and the grammar check told me that “As is grammar” is incorrect, but that “And spelling” is ok. I’m so confused. I’ll just stick to numbers, they never lie to me.

I mock you with my monkey pants

CAITE

Thursday, April 7, 2005 8:09 PM

Don't you DARE use our word shiny you horrible, evil, malicious troll!

Quote:
Originally posted by ndugu:

can you stop this thread shiny pls.

THATWEIRDGIRL

Thursday, April 7, 2005 8:21 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Knibblet:
At this moment ... I'm Soooooo proud to be in Static's harem :)
There's something about a man who truly knows how to use language that makes me all ... gooey inside. *swoon*

I second that!

Static = gooey inside

www.thatweirdgirl.com
---
Can we not revel in our cyber-love?

CHRISISALL

Thursday, April 7, 2005 8:38 PM

Static scores!

The Troll is toast.

Chrisisall

MALICIOUS

Thursday, April 7, 2005 10:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Caite:
Don't you DARE use our word shiny you horrible, evil, malicious troll!

CAITE!

Why on EARTH would you use my name in vain?? And as a description for this pondscum/cumstain/skidmark??? I'm hurt.

Mal-licious

I think I will add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.

ZOID

Thursday, April 7, 2005 10:59 PM

Ah, my little KaKa/nugget:

Yes, you are golden! Actually, more of an off-brown with embedded corn and peanuts, which lend a sort of gold-ish hue; but why nitpick? We'll just say you're 'golden'.

So, home from special needs school for the day, are you? Were your daily sessions with the psychologist and in group therapy productive? Do they group you with other 20-year olds, or do they put you in with the teenagers? I hope you enjoyed the long, round 'brownies' and unsweetened body-temperature 'lemonade' your mommie gave you for an after-school snack.

For today's lesson, we'll be examining why our little KaKa/nugget (with a tip o' the tam to ImEarly for help with the nickname) behaves the way he does: the lying about his identity and where he lives, and his compulsive need to insult others.

Yesterday, I dissected his mind (such as it was), Today, I'll trepan his soul.

But, before I do, I'll give him one last opportunity to vacate the premises, or think of a snappy (like a limp noodle) comeback.

It's your game, KaKa/nugget. Want to keep playing? I once fool's mated an opponent 3 consecutive times before he finally just gave up, so I won't hold it against you if you're not smart enough to know when to call it quits. Care to continue the game?

Respectfully,

zoid

P.S.
You can run, but you can't hide. If you post anywhere else on this website, I'll spank your ass there, too...
_________________________________________________

"Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me." The Ballad of Serenity

CAITE

Thursday, April 7, 2005 11:02 PM

Whoops, I'm sorry Royal Highness Malicious! You know I <3 you!

EMBERS

Thursday, April 7, 2005 11:20 PM

it is hard to believe this thread hasn't moved to troll country yet...

I almost feel sorry for poor little nugget;
do you think he is one of Mr. Hankie's kids?

You know Mr. Hankie, the Christmas poo!

ZOID

Thursday, April 7, 2005 11:27 PM

Static:

I can feel how badly you want to get your hands around this skinny, pimple-faced, American kid's throat. But, you're not going to, and it's just as well. Some things are worth going to jail for; but regardless how satisfying it might be to push your fist into this kid's nose and turn his face inside out, he's really not worth that kind of trouble.

Besides which, I'd wager that he gets his ass whipped by the other kids on a regular basis, every time he goes outside. You know: the jocks, the preppies, the girl's badminton team... Hell, even the 'painful geeks' -- his natural social caste -- know he's malformed and either avoid him or flog him with their slide rules and intricately designed spitball launching systems. Nobody wants to associate with him, because they can all tell he's diseased in the head.

I promise you he's not a successful businessman, or a successful anything for that matter. But, I want to save all the revelations about KaKa/nugget for direct responses to him.

I just wanted to gently suggest that this wart on the backside of humanity is not worth losing your serenity over. You're a gentleman, a leader and a ladies' man. Don't dirty your hands with this little sh*t; you'll only sexually excite him (*zoid reprises 'limp noodle' reference, above*).

I've got him; you can hold fire...

Respectfully,

zoid

P.S.
I know you were probably just trying to push this thread past the 'Troll Country' threshold with the profanity, and hopefully that'll work. But Haken and the other mods have allowed this to go farther than they normally do, so they must want/need this flame baiter to get properly torched. That's the premise under which I am proceeding with KaKa/nugget's evisceration.
_________________________________________________

"Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me." The Ballad of Serenity

STATIC

Thursday, April 7, 2005 11:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by zoid:
Static:

I can feel how badly you want to get your hands around this skinny, pimple-faced, American kid's throat. But, you're not going to, and it's just as well. Some things are worth going to jail for; but regardless how satisfying it might be to push your fist into this kid's nose and turn his face inside out, he's really not worth that kind of trouble.

Ah-HA!!!!!

I have Post Traumatic Stress Disorder!!!

One ass-whipping later, there's two Army Lawyers and THREE Army shrinks standing by to tell the DA, the Judge and the Jury that it's not my fault!!!

Then I spend a week or two in the hospital with Army/Air Force nurses. . .and come home rested.

PLEASE let me track this little turd down and beat him like he stole something?

==================================================
http://burstsofstatic.blogspot.com/

Evil, Lecherous Hump

1 2 NEXT PAGE LAST PAGE