CAPTION TIGHTPANTS 23 fnord

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 4:43 AM (P)

Well, here we are. Week 23. Fnord. This is the last week before the first prize drawing in honor of the original release date on Earth-that-was Day. Week 24 will begin the next countdown to Serenity and there will be more prize drawings to come! All winners and honorable mentions will remain eligible for all drawings, so it is never to late to win! Speaking of winning, here is PUMAMANREDUX champion entry for week 22!

Another week, another winner! Shiny! Now onto week 23, where only part of Cap'n Tightpants is shown...

NEW! FROM BLUE FUN TOYS:
Is it Christmas? If it is, be sure to give your favorite Captain a Saff-in-the-box! She has Kung Fu grip and Articulate Action! She's hours of fun for the whole crew! Just remember to never kiss her on the mouth!*

*"Goodnight Kiss" Lipstick and Lassiter sold seperately

Cilantro!
TCM

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KAYLEE4SIMON

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 5:29 AM (P)

Mal had a hard time explaining this at the security check point in the airport.

Keep shiny!

RAT

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 5:42 AM (P)

Zoe: Problem sir??

Mal: Couldn't say!

-Ratboy

THEGREYJEDI

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 5:58 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

MAL: Look at this box of tasty snacks! Yum, Saffron flavored candy!

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RAT

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 6:20 AM (P)

JAYNE: What'd you all order a red head for?

-Ratboy

NUISANCE

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 7:00 AM (P)

Mal: That's the best prize I've ever gotten in a box of Cracker Jacks.

(I know it's a variation on a theme, but the baseball season just started.)

CHOLLETT

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 7:10 AM (P)

Yo-Saf-Bridge: "..and then he twisted my arm waaaay back like this...."
Mal: "Enough! Stop tellin' stories or i'm shutting you in for another 3 hours without dessert!"

I'll probably think of more.

"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 8:08 AM (P)

Firefly - the show with girls in boxes.

Keep flying

SOUPCATCHER

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 8:09 AM (P)

Mal: Whoa. Bad cargo.

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 8:52 AM (P)

Desperate for any kind of money, Mal stoops to the mail-order-bride business.

Keep flying

JRC

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 10:01 AM (P)

Saffron: "Is that a laser in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

Everyone dies alone.

JRC

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 10:04 AM (P)

Cap'n's new mail-order, life-like blow-up doll (which looks suspiciously like Saffron) arrives already halfway blown-up.
Mal: "Hmm, now to find out where to put my lips to make the rest of her all articulate. Not that she needs any more articulating."

Everyone dies alone.

JRC

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 10:14 AM (P)

Saffron: "The crew didn't have enough time to make a fake cake, so they had me come out of this damn box. Happy Birthday!"

Everyone dies alone.

JRC

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 10:20 AM (P)

You know guys, seeing good old Saffron again ......man oh man......just makes me......wellllllllll.......I'll be in my bunk........
This is MY quote!

Everyone dies alone.

DAIKATH

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 10:29 AM (P)

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They should't have opened the cargo for the borderworld S&M club.

KMS

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 10:33 AM (P)

Quote:

In hopes that her next husband was a BIG man, Saffron packed the grande size condoms.

Or

The Captain catches someone in his portable hot tub.

Or

Against the new doctor’s objections, Mal kicks open the portable cryo-chamber.
Simon (OS) shocked: That isn’t my sister!
Jayne: Can I have her?

KMS!
‘We’re not obsessed, we’re focused.’ ----Gizzie

MANTICHORUS

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 10:46 AM (P)

MAL: "...This isn't the engine part I ordered for Kaylee..."

OR

"Curiouser and curiouser..." said Alice -- er, Saffron -- Yolandu -- Bridgette.

--------------------------------------------------
Barret: "I been here since the beginnin', an' I still don't know what the hell's goin' on either."
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"...I'm not a man who likes to swear,
But I've never cared for the sound of bein' alone..." -Neil Diamond, I am... I said.

SIMONWHO

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 10:54 AM (P)

Mal instantly regretted that when he ordered the vacuum packed herbs bulk pack, he hadn't ticked the box marked "No Saffron".

THESOMNAMBULIST

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 11:06 AM (P)

Saffron
Open up the other box already and fetch my legs would ya! You can see I can only do half the River dance without them!!

Mal
Er... River Dance?

www.cirqus.com

MANWITHPEZ

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 11:36 AM (P)

Quote:

Though he knew that the evil Saff-In-A-Box was going to pop out at the end of the tune, Mal couldn't quite stop turning the handle.

OR:

Mal (Singing Under His Breath): All around the mulberry bush, the monkey chased the weasle. The monkey thought twas all in fun...

Yo-Saff-Bridge: POP! Goes Yolanda!

OR:

Mal: Gorramit Wash! One of the freeze-dried girls got wet in here!

OR:

Mal: You know the protein packs down in the bottom there? You can keep those.

OR:

Mal liked most of his birthday presents, but Wash and Zoe gave Mal the worst pop-up book ever.

OR:

Finding Saffron amongst the hair dye packs, Mal laughingly exclaims :
Mal: I knew you weren't no redhead!

Saffron: You know, you did see me nekkid, tard!

OR:

Saffron: Whew! You might want to air that out a little, husband. Monty was serving mexican last night.

OR:

Christina Hendricks, desperate to be back on the Firefly set, has herself mailed to Universal studios.

OR:

Yo-Saff-Bridge: Hey, Mal? You wanna close that? I was sleeping!

OR:

Saffron: Where have you been? I've been practicing making foil swans for hours!

OR:

Mal: Just let me get something out of this box...BWAH!

OR:

Saffron: Face it hubby, I'm really hot.

Mal: (Covering his nose) And you smell like it too! How long did I leave you in that box?

There's a few to start with...

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 11:40 AM (P)

Saffron: Didn't the mayor tell you? Part of your payment is the food, and part of it is me. I'm your wife.
Mal: ... Saffron, are you telling me you've pulled this scam so many times you can't even remember the guys you pulled it on?
Saffron: Damn, I knew you looked familiar.

Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
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KMS

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 12:23 PM (P)

Quote:

Saffron: Nobody expects the Inquisition!

KMS!
‘We’re not obsessed, we’re focused.’ ----Gizzie

COSMICFUGITIVE

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 12:45 PM (P)

[IMG] [/IMG]

A Kill Bill 2 / Firefly crossover:

YO-SAFF-BRIDGE: "How did you find me?"
MAL: "I'm the man."

Or:

WORST GAME OF HIDE AND SEEK...EVER!

Or:

An Ocean's Eleven /Firefly crossover:

YO-SAFF-BRIDGE: "Where the f*** you been?!"

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 12:59 PM (P)

[IMG] [/IMG]

Sadly, Nathan had to inform Christina that the role of "girl in a box" was already taken.

Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
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THEDUKE

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 1:08 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewmember:
[IMG] [/IMG]

MacDonalds advertising of it's new happy emal menu goes wrong when the free toy list is not assessed thoroughly enough

All of a sudden, tonnes of bratty kids scream;
"What's in the box that always rocks?"

VOLSTOCK

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 1:58 PM (P)

Mal: Jayne?! Come over here and bring Vera.

Jayne (OS): Why you finally ready for a trade?

Mal: No, I just don't trust my Cracker Jack Prize.

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"I've seen you with no clothes on, never thought I'd see you naked."

MANWITHPEZ

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 2:13 PM (P)

Quote:

[IMG] [/IMG]

Some more? Okay:

Hasbro's new "Bitch In A Box" debuts today. Scores of unsuspecting men cry later :"Where's my wallet?"

OR:

The spice "rack" Mal ordered took him by surprise. He wasn't expecting Saffron.

OR:

Saffron: Mal, would you mind shaving?

Mal: Just shut up and get back in your "room".

OR:

After hitting the wrong pop-up ad after a night of Cortex-Surfing, Mal found that he had accidentally ordered a "Box-O-Con"

OR:

Mal: Actually, Saffron, the toliet's thattaway.

OR:

Mal: (After opening box) Is it Christmas?

OR:

Saffron: Mal, could you help me out, there appears to be a young girl already in this box.

OR:

Saffron, unable to kick her mean TV Dinner addiction, is unable to hide her habit any longer.

OR:

Mal: When you and Inara were discussing "boxes", I don't think that's what she had in mind.

(Oh, I'm going to hell for that last one.)

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

WICCANSLYR

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 2:23 PM (P)

Mal: Gorramit Wash, I told you NOT to pull over!

Or

Mal: Whoa, good plan.

or

Mal: Hey Jayne, wanna make that trade now, she even comes with her own stow and go!

Or

Yo~Saf~Brig: You know, it was really hot in there. Do I smell?

OR

River (off screen): My reveal was better.

OR

River (off screen): Been there, done that, bought the tee-shirt.

OR

Summer (off screen to Joss): Hey! You said girls in boxes had to be naked!

OR

Jayne (off screen): Now Monty's give'n you girls?
Yo~Saf~Brig: That seem right to you?

If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

WICCANSLYR

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 2:31 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by KMS:
Quote:

Saffron: Nobody expects the Inquisition!

KMS!
‘We’re not obsessed, we’re focused.’ ----Gizzie

Funny but you should has said:

Saf: Nobody expects a girl in a box!

Mal: Actually...

If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

WICCANSLYR

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 2:38 PM (P)

One more:

Comic Book Guy (off screen): Worst reuse of a gag EVER!

Joss (off screen): Hey! Who let the animated fat guy in?

*Edit to change Box to Book

If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

THATWEIRDGIRL

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 2:44 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Wiccanslyr:

Summer (off screen to Joss): Hey! You said girls in boxes had to be naked!

HA! That is soooo funny.

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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MANWITHPEZ

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 3:42 PM (P)

Quote:

Wow, crudity abounds! Some more? Okay:

Mal: Apparently, I can hide two siblings, scores of stolen Alliance cargo, and a herd of cattle aboard this boat, but I can't hide my Kit-Kats well enough.

Saffron: Aw Mal, gimme a break!

OR:

Mal: No, I do not want to see your "I'm a Little Teapot" routine!

OR:

Protein Pack Smothered Saffron: Its What's For Dinner.

OR:

Mal: You big baby! Oh wait, that's Inara's line, and it comes later in this episode, doesn't it?

OR:

When Jayne was in his bunk dreaming about a protein covered Saffron, this wasn't what he had in mind.

OR:

The Serenity Spaceship Players tried to mount a production of "Arsenic and Old Lace" but Saffron couldn't perform the part of "Mr. Spinallzo". She had a condition.

OR:

Mal: Not so articulate with your clothes on, stuffed in a box for a few hours, are ya?

OR:

Mal: (To the rest of the crew) You guys should try this, she doesn't seem to be learning! (Waits for Saffron to raise her head a little more and slams lid down)

Saffron: OW!

Zoe: I want a turn, sir!

OR:

With the mounting costs of space funerals on the rise, Malcolm Reynolds invests in smallers coffins...Also, he doesn't wait for his bride to be dead yet.

OR:

Mal: Like I told you, someone tries to stuff you in a box, you try to stuff 'em right back.

OR:

Worst Jewelry/Musicbox Ever!

OR:

Even though Mal was mad at her, Saffron knew she could win him over with her orangutang impression.

OR:

Saffron: I once caught a fish THIS tall!

Mal: Its "this big", not tall...you know what, just stay in there.

OR:

Mal: When I asked you if you wanted to play in the "Reynolds Wrap", that's not what I meant.

OR:

Mal couldn't help laughing at Saffron until she prepared the deadly and powerful "Kamehameha Wave".

Yep...crude, crude crude, plus, a Dragonball Z reference!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

EST120

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 4:07 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by StarPilotGrainger:
Saffron: Didn't the mayor tell you? Part of your payment is the food, and part of it is me. I'm your wife.
Mal: ... Saffron, are you telling me you've pulled this scam so many times you can't even remember the guys you pulled it on?
Saffron: Damn, I knew you looked familiar.

Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."

ha ha. this one is pretty funny.

ZOOT

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 4:16 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by manwithpez:
Quote:

Mal: (To the rest of the crew) You guys should try this, she doesn't seem to be learning! (Waits for Saffron to raise her head a little more and slams lid down)

Saffron: OW!

Zoe: I want a turn, sir!

He ehehheheeheeee

I just laughed until tea came out my nose! My colleague in the room next door just bounded in to say "drafting contracts shouldn't be that funny!" I am so rumbled!

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Okay, I'm lost, I'm angry, and I'm
armed.

JRC

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 4:30 PM (P)

[/IMG]

Saffron: "I'd heard that these Japanese hotels were compact, but THIS is ridiculous!"
Cap'n: "Don't worry 'bout it honey, just turn around and move over a little bit...."

Everyone dies alone.

RYCE

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 6:34 PM (P)

Jayne (OS): Mal! You have a package!
Saffron: I'll say he does.

or

Mal: Ohhh, when you said 'avail yourself of my trade', you meant trading cards! Wait right there, I'll get my pen and peanuts!

KESSIE

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 7:11 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Nathan: And here I thought Joss` "how to store recurring actors more cheaply thing" was only a rumor!!

They say it’s the last song
They don’t know us, you see
Its only the last song
If we let it be

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ODDNESS2HER

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 7:37 PM (P)

MAL: 'Night, sweetie. (Shuts box)

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 8:42 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Quote:
Originally posted by Wiccanslyr:

Summer (off screen to Joss): Hey! You said girls in boxes had to be naked!

HA! That is soooo funny.

Yeah, I concur. *L* Poor Summer.

*secretly wishes they had shown more*

Keep flying

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 8:56 PM (P)

Nathan: Ok, at this point I think Joss has some kind of box fetish

Joss (from back of room): I heard that! I can kill your character you know!

OR

Protein pack ad : And for a limited time, buy the deluxe protein package, and get a bride ABSOLUTELY FREE! Call now, operators are standing by.

OR

Joss: I told you! Girls in boxes have to be naked!

Christina: Oh come on, isn't one nude scene enough?

OR

Mal: JAAAYNE!! I thought I told you, no mail-order brides!

Jayne: Aw c'mon Mal, I had to trade in Vera to afford this one!

OR

Mal: Ok, at this point I'm just gonna stop opening mysterious boxes. Zoe, we're going to get our mail now, right?

(he never learns, does he?)

Keep flying

ZOL

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 9:06 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Mal "Jayne! your blowup Safron doll has inflated again"

Jayne "Gorram it Mal, Just because I took your Blowup Inara Doll, Don`t mean you have to mess with my stuff - I was in my Bunk"

Darin (Zol.)

WICCANSLYR

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 9:14 PM (P)

Yet Another:

Saffron: ...and that's how I know that Jayne really AIN'T a girl!

ETA:

Christina: You know from this angle your nose really *is* huge!

If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

DARKJESTER

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 10:20 PM (P)

Christina: "I could SO have played River! I can fit in a box like Summer, I have the ballerina arm-twist like Summer - what's she got that I don't got?!?"

OR

YoSafBrig: "Hi Mal sugar - is that an orange tie-down strap or are you just happy to see...... oh."

OR

Blue Sun footlocker - 70 credits.
Blue Sun foil food packs - 3 credits.
Saffron trunk liner - how much ya got?

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 10:31 PM (P)

I have two.

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Saffron: Who's the Man-Ape-Gone-Wrong that keeps dropping this damn box??

and

Saffron: Ow, I must've hit my head, 'cause I have a huge bump right here.

Jayne(OS): It looks like you hit your chest twice, too.

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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes

LOSTINTHEBLACK

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 11:48 PM (P)

Just when Saffron thought no one was looking, Mal opened the box and caught her in mid pit-smell check.

or...

Saffron: Oh, Mal, I was just...
Mal: Wow, and I thought cattle were the worst smelling cargo I'd ever transport.

"Forget that. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?"

CHOLLETT

Thursday, April 14, 2005 1:21 AM (P)

ok here's more.....

Mal took pride in watching as Saffron tried to find the "Kick Me" sign on her back. Why she was in a box, though, he wasn't quite sure.

"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, April 14, 2005 2:23 AM (P)

Quote:

MAL: Gorramit, Tracey! Ain't you dead yet? And why the hell do you look like my ex-not-wife?

Cilantro!
TCM

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Thursday, April 14, 2005 2:42 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Saffron: See, now I can pat my head and rub my tummy at the same time! ...Can I get out of the box now?

--- OR ---

Saffron: Ow..Mal.. my hair is caught in the lid...

GAZERBEAM

Thursday, April 14, 2005 4:32 AM (P)

My first entries, so be gentle :)

Yo-Saf-Bridge: Just in time! I think I found some Cilantro down at the bottom.

OR

Mal: OK, so the magician was a thief, but why do you expect me to help you find your lower half?

OR

Mal: That is one tiny bunk
Yo-Saf-Bridge: Why haven't you called Geico?

OR

Yo-Saf-Bridge: Shut the lid! I'm reading ghost stories.

OR

Yo-Saf-Bridge: I've got problems? Honey, I've only been in a box half my size locked away for hours with poor air circulation. You had sex with a Fox exec."

OR

Badger would be upset that, while this cargo wasn't imprinted, it WAS passed around a bit.

OR

Yo-Saf-Bridge finds out how the electronic thumb works.

SHINY

Thursday, April 14, 2005 4:39 AM (P)

YoSafBridge: No really, Mal! I've taken up bounty hunting now. By the way, have you seen a little man, 'bout yea high, loves fire?

Jayne, your mouth is talkin. Might want to look into that.

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Thursday, April 14, 2005 5:43 AM (P)

MAL:"WOW, you're flexible!I couldn't fit in that.....do they teach you that in whore academy?

.....please?

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Time for some thrilling heroics!!

KMS

Thursday, April 14, 2005 7:09 AM (P)

Quote:

Mal reconsiders his resolution to smuggle smallish cargo.
Mal (muttering to himself): She may be a bitch, but she ain’t no begal.

Or

After seeing what’s inside, Mal thought about following the instructions on he outside of the box anyway: Just add water and boil.

Or

Saffron feels the need to complain about the new passenger dorms.
Mal doesn’t have the heart to tell her there are no new passenger dorms.

KMS!
‘We’re not obsessed, we’re focused.’ ----Gizzie

MUTT999

Thursday, April 14, 2005 12:34 PM (P)

Christina: Nathan, I'm sorry you're mad because you wasted $10 on "The Village", but I swear, I wasn't the girl in the movie!

Adam (OS): Yes she was! Keep her in the box!

"That's the buffet table....."

WICCANSLYR

Thursday, April 14, 2005 2:38 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Mutt999:

Christina: Nathan, I'm sorry you're mad because you wasted $10 on "The Village", but I swear, I wasn't the girl in the movie!

Adam (OS): Yes she was! Keep her in the box!

HAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAA!

If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

VOLSTOCK

Thursday, April 14, 2005 5:17 PM (P)

Mal singing: On the first day of Christmas my crewmates gave to me, A Saffron in a grey box!

_________________________________________________________________

"I've seen you with no clothes on, never thought I'd see you naked."

MANWITHPEZ

Thursday, April 14, 2005 6:37 PM (P)

Quote:

Saffron: And, if I hide in this box, you'll let me out, right Mal? Right?

Mal: (Closing Lid) Stupid bimbo.

OR:

Mal: Why are you in there?

Saffron: There were terrifying Space Monkeys! They went like this (much hooting and scratching)

OR:

Mal: You're not supposed to play the "Five Minutes in The Closet" game with yourself!

OR:

Mal: Huh. I guess Reynolds Wrap really will keep your wife warmer, longer.

OR:

Mal: Yolanda! You've got some 'splaining to do!

Yolanda: Wahhhh!

OR:

Though pranks ran rampant on the set of Firefly, Christina didn't appreciate the humor of the old "Leave The Recurring Guest Star in the Box For Five Hours" gag.

OR:

Mal: BWAH! What the good gorram are you doin' in there?

Saffron: You haven't seen Heinrich around here anywhere, have you?

OR:

Christina: (Singing) And when the beguine begins to begin...

Nathan: Nice...I've never seen a Carmen Miranda impression in a box before.

OR:

Mal: I don't care that you got a boo-boo on your elbow!

OR:

Mal tried not to laugh as Saffron banged her funnybone exiting the box.

Hmmm...guess I'm all out

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

KESSIE

Thursday, April 14, 2005 7:57 PM (P)

Quote:

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Nathan(singing): How much is that Geisha in the box... etc...

They say it’s the last song
They don’t know us, you see
Its only the last song
If we let it be

http://www.darknessenemyinc.de.vu/

GAZERBEAM

Friday, April 15, 2005 2:41 AM (P)

OK, I'm going to hell for this one.

Yo-Saf-Bridge, the new person in charge of supplies.

Yo-Saf-Bridge (In best chinese accent): Supplies!

PUMAMANREDUX

Friday, April 15, 2005 2:51 AM (P)

Yo/Saf/ Bridge: "You stuck me in here with only large bags of cocktail peanuts and Sunny D to consume ???? You are a real bastard, Malcolm Reynolds !!!"

'Trust me - I know what I'm doing!' - Sledge Hammer
**************
http://www.freewebs.com/mjspages/tempfireflypage.htm

MANWITHPEZ

Friday, April 15, 2005 4:38 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by GazerBeam:
OK, I'm going to hell for this one.

Yo-Saf-Bridge, the new person in charge of supplies.

Yo-Saf-Bridge (In best chinese accent): Supplies!

Holy crap, that's funny!!!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

SHINY

Friday, April 15, 2005 5:32 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by GazerBeam:
OK, I'm going to hell for this one.

Yo-Saf-Bridge, the new person in charge of supplies.

Yo-Saf-Bridge (In best chinese accent): Supplies!

Funny and tasteless! I love it! ;)

Jayne, your mouth is talkin. Might want to look into that.

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Friday, April 15, 2005 11:32 PM (P)

SAFFRON:"GO AWAY!*this is MY hiding spot!*"

OR

MAL:"I DID tell you about what the Sheperd's hair can do to people...so DON'T YOU EVER say i didn't tell you!"

OR

MAL:"JAYNE!!YOU DROPPED THE WRONG BOX AGAIN!!"

OR A TWIST ON THAT...

MAL:"JAYNE!!YOU DROPPED THE WRONG BOX!!I told you to drop the one with SAFFRON in it, not our kitchen supplies!!!"

OR

SAFFRON:"This view looks familiar...."

MAL:"Can't remember an object you've never seen....."

OR

MAL:"DUDE!!!,WHERE'S MY DOUGHNUT?!?!

SAFFRON:"Don't look at me....."*burp*

OR

SAFFRON:"Yes, officer?"

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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, April 16, 2005 7:00 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by GazerBeam:
OK, I'm going to hell for this one.

Yo-Saf-Bridge, the new person in charge of supplies.

Yo-Saf-Bridge (In best chinese accent): Supplies!

Ahhhhh.... Weird Al's UHF...y'know what is sad? I watched that movie 3 times before I caught that joke. Y'know what is more sad? This version made me laugh out loud. Still sadder yet? A UHF/Firefly crossover...

voice(OS in chinese accent): Okay, you take what is in box instead of red snapper...you got...YOSAFF! You so my kind of STUPID!

(and if you don't get it, go get UHF and watch it, um, now. *g*)

Cilantro!
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Saturday, April 16, 2005 8:14 AM (P)

Morena: "Christina, honey, that scene calls for you to be in a dumpster. You should at least get a bigger box with more trash."

Everyone dies alone.

COSMICFUGITIVE

Saturday, April 16, 2005 4:53 PM (P)

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MAL: "Oscar the Grouch called, he'd like his trash can back."

SHINY

Saturday, April 16, 2005 6:17 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by JRC:

Morena: "Christina, honey, that scene calls for you to be in a dumpster. You should at least get a bigger box with more trash."

Nathan (OS): "What, white trash doesn't count?"

* runs *

Jayne, your mouth is talkin. Might want to look into that.

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Sunday, April 17, 2005 8:43 PM (P)

WEIRD AL RULES!!!!anyone who knows me can tell you how much of a fan i am. And apparently i'm starting to look like him too, lol, and im only 16!Again, my friends and brother can attest to that.

DRAGONWINE

Sunday, April 17, 2005 10:33 PM (P)

Saffron: I said sexpot, SEXPOT, NOT TEAPOT! What is so hard to understand there? Maybe Wash is right and you are sly.......fine I'll be in Jayne's bunk!

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

WHITEFALL

Monday, April 18, 2005 3:52 AM (P)

Saffron reaches to close the box as she sees....

THE PALE TIGHT PANTS WITH NOBODY INSIDE 'EM!!!

or alternatively...

Christina Hendricks' attempt to be smuggled onto the set of Serenity fails yet again...

or....

Ah, we meet at last, Mr. Bond!!!!
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, April 18, 2005 4:38 AM (P)

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/904515

Y'know it! That's the link to VOTE! This is it! The last winner before the first drawing for a prize will be decided! But no worries! Caption Tightpants will live on, at least through September, and there will be more prizes given away!

Cilantro!
TCM

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SOUPCATCHER

Monday, April 18, 2005 7:39 AM (P)

Wheeeee. Time to be a bridesmaid again .

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MANWITHPEZ

Monday, April 18, 2005 3:49 PM (P)

Bump!

Aw, man! The saturation theory doesn't work at Caption Tightpants! Hmm...I shall redouble my efforts of Caption Tightpants 24!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."