Neroli and Gunhand

POSTED BY: Elwoodmom
UPDATED: Tuesday, July 19, 2005 01:09
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ELWOODMOM

Monday, April 18, 2005 11:12 PM

Calamity El snaps holster in place, and adjusts her stirrups. Faint strands of "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly" can be heard. Yup. I'm off to fetch Neroli and Gunhand and bring them back to town in time for Malicious's birthday shindig. *pauses to spit tobacco* Figure it'll take me no more than a week or so. They can come peacefully or in burlap sacks tied over my faithful horse, Trigger. Anyone with me? Reavers don't scare me none. Book's hair maybe, but not Reavers.

EBONEZER

Monday, April 18, 2005 11:16 PM

Oh cool! You packed pennut butter sandwiches, right Mom? Of course you did.

*Saddles up and joins the possy.*

Are we gonna sing war songs?

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/yeabig/

ELWOODMOM

Monday, April 18, 2005 11:17 PM

We can sing anything you want. Just don't drink too much rootbeer. A good rider never falls off her horse!

(uh, do you know any good songs??)

MONTANAGIRL

Monday, April 18, 2005 11:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Reavers don't scare me none. Book's hair maybe, but not Reavers.

The picture in the corner when I read this was of Book's scary hair.

Please bring them back. I only know of them second-hand. From what I've heard, Gunhand would be of much use in the treehouse.

If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot. - D'Argo

ELWOODMOM

Monday, April 18, 2005 11:36 PM

*hands Ebo a peanut butter sandwich*

We'll be coming around the mountain when she comes...! (not quite a war song, but it'll do)

ELWOODMOM

Monday, April 18, 2005 11:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Reavers don't scare me none. Book's hair maybe, but not Reavers.

The picture in the corner when I read this was of Book's scary hair.

Please bring them back. I only know of them second-hand. From what I've heard, Gunhand would be of much use in the treehouse.

If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot. - D'Argo

He sure would have been usefull in the treehouse! Thanks for joining the possy. We'll get them back, don't you worry your pretty little floral bonnet! Want to carry the burlap sacks?

MONTANAGIRL

Monday, April 18, 2005 11:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Want to carry the burlap sacks?

Ummm, what's in the burlap sacks?

If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot. - D'Argo

THATWEIRDGIRL

Monday, April 18, 2005 11:44 PM

I'm in!

*twg does her best to 'saddle up'...tucks her songbook into her pack, and tips her hat ans spits...on herself* sigh

There's no way I'd miss out on this rescue mission: Neroli and Gunhand. Two of our finest!

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Can we not revel in our cyber-love?

THATWEIRDGIRL

Monday, April 18, 2005 11:45 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
Ummm, what's in the burlap sacks?

nothin....yet.

www.thatweirdgirl.com
---
Can we not revel in our cyber-love?

MONTANAGIRL

Monday, April 18, 2005 11:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
Ummm, what's in the burlap sacks?

nothin....yet.

www.thatweirdgirl.com
---
Can we not revel in our cyber-love?

I don't under....oh! Well then, okay!

*Saddles up Chili (even if he's been dead for many, many years, I can still ride him in this thread!) and pulls on her hat.*

Hand me those sacks, Mom, I'm ready to go!

If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot. - D'Argo

RAT

Monday, April 18, 2005 11:59 PM

*Saddles up, holsters LeMat, pops open a Hank's.*

I'm in!

-Ratboy

ELWOODMOM

Tuesday, April 19, 2005 12:12 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Want to carry the burlap sacks?

Ummm, what's in the burlap sacks?

If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot. - D'Argo

Neroli and Gunhand will be IN the burlap sacks, if they give us any trouble!

CASSANDRAE

Tuesday, April 19, 2005 12:14 AM

Good luck, me and jebbypal, along with others at Livejournal have been trying to revive Neroli out of hiding.

Along with numerous pokes and prods via e-mail. All dead in the water.

~sigh~

C.E

~~~~~~~~~~~
MAL: "I'll never understand rich folk. All that money, this is what they do with it."
INARA:"It's art."
Mal: "It's puppets."
Inara: "It's puppet art."--Heart of Gold, Transcript

ELWOODMOM

Tuesday, April 19, 2005 12:15 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
I'm in!

*twg does her best to 'saddle up'...tucks her songbook into her pack, and tips her hat ans spits...on herself* sigh

There's no way I'd miss out on this rescue mission: Neroli and Gunhand. Two of our finest!

www.thatweirdgirl.com
---
Can we not revel in our cyber-love?

It could be a rescue mission, or it could be straight-out kidnappin', depending how's they see it!

Try not to spit into the wind...just an idea!

Mmmm...baked beans for dinner!

ELWOODMOM

Tuesday, April 19, 2005 12:17 AM

*Saddles up Chili (even if he's been dead for many, many years, I can still ride him in this thread!) and pulls on her hat.*

Hand me those sacks, Mom, I'm ready to go!

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That's the spirit! *hands over sack* Are you any good at roping?

ELWOODMOM

Tuesday, April 19, 2005 12:17 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:
*Saddles up, holsters LeMat, pops open a Hank's.*

I'm in!

-Ratboy

Glad to have ya! How's your aim?

RAT

Tuesday, April 19, 2005 12:29 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Glad to have ya! How's your aim?

*Un-holsters LeMat, points at lower barrel.*

Aim? Ha! Who needs it!!!

-Ratboy

ELWOODMOM

Tuesday, April 19, 2005 12:31 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Cassandrae:
Good luck, me and jebbypal, along with others at Livejournal have been trying to revive Neroli out of hiding.

Along with numerous pokes and prods via e-mail. All dead in the water.

~sigh~

C.E

~~~~~~~~~~~
MAL: "I'll never understand rich folk. All that money, this is what they do with it."
INARA:"It's art."
Mal: "It's puppets."
Inara: "It's puppet art."--Heart of Gold, Transcript

Really? Hmmm...but was she looking down the barrel of a water gun? Maybe she and Gunhand ran off together, and are raising hundreds of fat little children! (may be a little off on the exact quote)

Seriously, I hope she's okay!

Want to join the possy?

ELWOODMOM

Tuesday, April 19, 2005 12:33 AM

If you've been drinking, try aiming at the middle barrel. I like how you laugh in the face of danger! Very macho!

CASSANDRAE

Tuesday, April 19, 2005 12:43 AM

~LMAO~

Really? Hmmm...but was she looking down the barrel of a water gun? Maybe she and Gunhand ran off together, and are raising hundreds of fat little children! (may be a little off on the exact quote)

Seriously, I hope she's okay!

Want to join the possy?

________________________

I think she is ok. I know she got extra hours at work, however...~shrugs~ I got her to pop up two weeks ago, when I posted my fandom soundtrack on YoSaffBridge for jebbypal. And after...gone with the wind...or some such.

Umm, sure I'll join the possy. And yes, it was a super soaker, though. ~grin~

~~~~~~~~~~~
MAL: "I'll never understand rich folk. All that money, this is what they do with it."
INARA:"It's art."
Mal: "It's puppets."
Inara: "It's puppet art."--Heart of Gold, Transcript

RAT

Tuesday, April 19, 2005 1:22 AM

*Finishes the Hank's and starts on a Sioux City.*

-Ratboy

MONTANAGIRL

Tuesday, April 19, 2005 1:31 AM

This might help with the tracking down of Gunhand.
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=9493

If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot. - D'Argo

THEREALME

Tuesday, April 19, 2005 4:18 AM

* A stranger rides up at an easy pace on a white horse. He has a tin star pinned to his chest. His smile gleams as he tips his white hat. *

Howdy, folks! Do ya reckon I can help? I’m The Real Me. Yep. Here I am, on my trusty “pardner”, Aluminum.

* The Real Me pats his horse’s neck. Then with both hands, he fast-draws his shiny pearl-handled colt revolvers and spins them around in a dizzying blur, then slams them back into his holsters. *

I’m a mite handy with my friends, here.

* In an aside to Rat: *

I just watched REAL close how Static does it!

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

RAT

Tuesday, April 19, 2005 4:38 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* In an aside to Rat: *

I just watched REAL close how Static does it!

Huh?!?

-Ratboy

THEREALME

Tuesday, April 19, 2005 4:46 AM

Pssst! I'm talking about the "pistol acrobatics", Rat, sheesh!

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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RAT

Tuesday, April 19, 2005 5:00 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Pssst! I'm talking about the "pistol acrobatics", Rat, sheesh!

Oh,...okay,....Did ya see mine?
*Un-holsters LeMat and hands it to RealMe.*
It's got nine shots and a second barrel that fires buck shot!!!
*Finishes the Sioux City and starts on a Cool Mountain.*

-Ratboy

THEREALME

Tuesday, April 19, 2005 5:14 AM

Pretty sweet, Rat!

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

ELWOODMOM

Tuesday, April 19, 2005 5:52 PM

We're glad to have you on the possy! You're in charge of the super soakers. Keep em filled with wine and beer. That might draw them out!

CASSANDRAE

Tuesday, April 19, 2005 5:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
We're glad to have you on the possy! You're in charge of the super soakers. Keep em filled with wine and beer. That might draw them out!

~evil grin~ Now that you mention wine...I got a story...~coughs~ But Neroli would kill me.

::prepares super soakers::

~~~~~~~~~~~
Firefly Fanart: http://refined-grace.geministar.org
~~~~~~~~~~~
MAL: "I'll never understand rich folk. All that money, this is what they do with it."
INARA:"It's art."
Mal: "It's puppets."
Inara: "It's puppet art."--Heart of Gold, Transcript

ELWOODMOM

Tuesday, April 19, 2005 6:03 PM

But Neroli isn't here now, is she?? Feel free to spill details!

Hey, I just noticed, it's my 1 year anniversary here!

ELWOODMOM

Tuesday, April 19, 2005 6:04 PM

Thanks for that link to Gunhand!

CASSANDRAE

Tuesday, April 19, 2005 6:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
But Neroli isn't here now, is she?? Feel free to spill details!

Hey, I just noticed, it's my 1 year anniversary here!

Happy A-Day!

No she isn't, however I fear it will come back to haunt me in the near future. Any way, let's say it involved phone calls at questionable hours at night and a wall. I cannot say anymore.

To Neroli: Come on, you know you want to say something.

~~~~~~~~~~~
Firefly Fanart: http://refined-grace.geministar.org
~~~~~~~~~~~
MAL: "I'll never understand rich folk. All that money, this is what they do with it."
INARA:"It's art."
Mal: "It's puppets."
Inara: "It's puppet art."--Heart of Gold, Transcript

ELWOODMOM

Tuesday, April 19, 2005 6:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* A stranger rides up at an easy pace on a white horse. He has a tin star pinned to his chest. His smile gleams as he tips his white hat. *

Howdy, folks! Do ya reckon I can help? I’m The Real Me. Yep. Here I am, on my trusty “pardner”, Aluminum.

* The Real Me pats his horse’s neck. Then with both hands, he fast-draws his shiny pearl-handled colt revolvers and spins them around in a dizzying blur, then slams them back into his holsters. *

I’m a mite handy with my friends, here.

* In an aside to Rat: *

I just watched REAL close how Static does it!

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

Welcome! Glad to have you and...uh...Aluminum! I like the way you handle your guns! How are you at cooking beans? Do you have a guitar for campfire songs?

ELWOODMOM

Tuesday, April 19, 2005 6:11 PM

Ah, I see. Allow me to fill in the blanks. You made a phone call to Neroli's bail bondsman, because she was arrested for public intoxication and for talking to walls!

See how rumors start??

CASSANDRAE

Tuesday, April 19, 2005 6:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Ah, I see. Allow me to fill in the blanks. You made a phone call to Neroli's bail bondsman, because she was arrested for public intoxication and for talking to walls!

See how rumors start??

~LMAO~

That actually sounds more exciting.

~~~~~~~~~~~
Firefly Fanart: http://refined-grace.geministar.org
~~~~~~~~~~~
MAL: "I'll never understand rich folk. All that money, this is what they do with it."
INARA:"It's art."
Mal: "It's puppets."
Inara: "It's puppet art."--Heart of Gold, Transcript

MALICIOUS

Tuesday, April 19, 2005 6:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Ah, I see. Allow me to fill in the blanks. You made a phone call to Neroli's bail bondsman, because she was arrested for public intoxication and for talking to walls!

I was there! That's exactly the way it happened.

Mal-licious

I think I will add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.

ELWOODMOM

Tuesday, April 19, 2005 8:56 PM

So, were you talking to the walls, too??

MALICIOUS

Wednesday, April 20, 2005 12:07 AM

No, I was the arresting officer. That's why she's not in JAIL where she belongs, because I was nice enough to let her off with a warning.

Mal-licious

I think I will add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.

ELWOODMOM

Wednesday, April 20, 2005 1:46 AM

All the more reason she should be at your party!

THEREALME

Wednesday, April 20, 2005 3:35 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:

Welcome! Glad to have you and...uh...Aluminum! I like the way you handle your guns! How are you at cooking beans? Do you have a guitar for campfire songs?

Beans? Why, beans are my specialty, ma'am. And what good is an old-fashioned singing cowboy without a guitar!

* The Real Me pulls a guitar from his saddlebag and starts a song. *

I can even yodel, if you like!

* At this, faithful Aluminum rears up on its back legs and covers its ears with its hooves. *

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

ELWOODMOM

Wednesday, April 20, 2005 7:20 AM

Ever see Blazing Saddles? Hence, the beans! And about that yodeling...if that's what you call it...please stop. Pretty please.

*snicker* Uh, perhaps a harmonica would keep your mouth busy?

Kidding! Out in the open range, it don't matter one bit how well we sing. Now if only the coyotes would stop howling, or was that Rat?

CASSANDRAE

Wednesday, April 20, 2005 7:28 AM

Psst...Neroli is alive.

You might be hearing from her soon.

I think Gunhand and Neroli need their very own song...since we're on the topic of singing and yodeling.

first verse goes..."???" ~LOL~

~~~~~~~~~~~
Firefly Fanart: http://refined-grace.geministar.org
~~~~~~~~~~~
MAL: "I'll never understand rich folk. All that money, this is what they do with it."
INARA:"It's art."
Mal: "It's puppets."
Inara: "It's puppet art."--Heart of Gold, Transcript

RAT

Wednesday, April 20, 2005 8:47 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Now if only the coyotes would stop howling, or was that Rat?

How did I get pegged as the annoying guy?

*Looks at name, looks at previous posts.*

Oh,....Right!!

-Ratboy

THATWEIRDGIRL

Sunday, April 24, 2005 4:44 PM

How are we coming along...where are we?

*twg looks around at all the Joshua trees*

Um, isn't Gunhand not in this location right now? The party is getting closer and we have no 'This is Your Life' guests! what are we going to do! *twg begins to get hysterical.*

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Can we not revel in our cyber-love?

THEREALME

Sunday, April 24, 2005 5:25 PM

* The Real Me stops yodeling and puts away his guitar. *

Hmmmm...

* Could the mind-numbing effects of The Real Me's music have endangered the entire expedition? *

Welp! I reckon I better git this here shindig goin'!!

* The Real Me takes off his hat and waves it in the air as his horse rears back. *

Hi, ho, Aliminum! Away!!

* The Real Me gallops off at great speed in an utterly random direction. *

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

ELWOODMOM

Sunday, April 24, 2005 8:55 PM

>>Psst...Neroli is alive.

You might be hearing from her soon.

I think Gunhand and Neroli need their very own song...since we're on the topic of singing and yodeling.

first verse goes..."???" ~LOL~ <<

I'm glad to hear that Neroli is still alive. I agree about the song idea. Who around here is alto, and who is soprano, and I don't mean Tony?? Who can think up a clever lyric?

Second verse, same as the first! There...that's my contribution!

*rolls up Hello Kitty sleeping bag, starts breaking up camp whilst whisting theme song to Rawhide*

ELWOODMOM

Sunday, April 24, 2005 8:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:
Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Now if only the coyotes would stop howling, or was that Rat?

How did I get pegged as the annoying guy?

*Looks at name, looks at previous posts.*

Oh,....Right!!

-Ratboy

Everyone needs a whipping boy! *L* It's because you can take the kidding, hence the lable. Now, off to insult someone else!

*eyes the posse* Okay, who passed gas! That was disgusting! No more beans for the camp!

ELWOODMOM

Sunday, April 24, 2005 9:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
How are we coming along...where are we?

*twg looks around at all the Joshua trees*

Um, isn't Gunhand not in this location right now? The party is getting closer and we have no 'This is Your Life' guests! what are we going to do! *twg begins to get hysterical.*

www.thatweirdgirl.com
---
Can we not revel in our cyber-love?

Don't get hysterical, the coyotes can sense it! Cassandre said that Neroli is alive, and we may hear from her soon. There there. Feel better?

ELWOODMOM

Sunday, April 24, 2005 9:04 PM

Uh, TRM? We're headed this way. Kindly turn Aluminum around and join us as we head West. And here, you dropped your harmonica.

*trots over to Aluminum and grabs reins* THIS way. Can you compose a campfire song or yodel for Neroli and Gunhand? Wish I could help, but I can't get that Rawhide theme-song out of my head!

RAT

Sunday, April 24, 2005 9:16 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
It's because you can take the kidding.

I.....I can?? *Composes self from crying in the corner.* Thanks for letting me in on that!

-Ratboy

ELWOODMOM

Sunday, April 24, 2005 9:59 PM

Uh oh. *El starts to feel guilty* I never meant to make you cry...here *helps Rat stand up*, let's gang up on someone else, okay? Who do you want to torment? How's about Gunhand, when he appears?

THEREALME

Sunday, April 24, 2005 11:15 PM

* The Real Me starts to head in the correct direction, with Mom's help. *

Well, 'bout that there song, ma'am...

I'll do my best. May take some thinkin'.

*Mom helpfully stuffs the harmonica into The Real Me's mouth.*

The Real Me, Sheriff of Serenity County

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

ELWOODMOM

Monday, April 25, 2005 1:05 AM

You can't rush art, so take your time, darlin!

THEREALME

Monday, April 25, 2005 11:28 PM

* Around the campfire one night, after eating copious quantities of beans, The Real Me pulls out his guitar and starts strumming some chords. *

Welp, I been thinkin’ ‘bout this here song what Elwoodmom wanted. Here’s just a little somethin’ what I come up with:

* The Real Me starts singing… THE BALLAD OF NEROLI AND GUNHAND *

Neroli and Gunhand, oh where could you be?
We’ve searched from the mountains way down to the sea!
Mom led the posse; her plan was the best,
To make you Mal-licious’s partying guests!

Oh, Gunhand, long absent, the Minion Supreme,
To care for the ladies was your greatest dream,
But that sauna, we hope that it’s sturdily built,
When you dance on its roof wearing only a kilt!

Old Broad Monkey, Neroli, we just want to say,
We wish you’d be with us on that special day.
The clubhouse is silent without your warm cheer,
(Though I guess WE'VE been gone for most of a year.)

* The Real Me strums his guitar a bit more, then stops. *

Uh, sorry, Mom, that’s about as far as I got.

The Real Me, Sheriff of Serenity County

MALICIOUS

Monday, April 25, 2005 11:38 PM

TRM that was BEAUTIFUL!! It certainly brought a tear to mine eye...

ETA: I think you should have a refrain for each of the clubhousers!

Mal-licious

I think I will add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.

BARNEYT

Tuesday, April 26, 2005 4:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* Around the campfire one night, after eating copious quantities of beans, The Real Me pulls out his guitar and starts strumming some chords. *

Welp, I been thinkin’ ‘bout this here song what Elwoodmom wanted. Here’s just a little somethin’ what I come up with:

* The Real Me starts singing… THE BALLAD OF NEROLI AND GUNHAND *

Neroli and Gunhand, oh where could you be?
We’ve searched from the mountains way down to the sea!
Mom led the posse; her plan was the best,
To make you Mal-licious’s partying guests!

Oh, Gunhand, long absent, the Minion Supreme,
To care for the ladies was your greatest dream,
But that sauna, we hope that it’s sturdily built,
When you dance on its roof wearing only a kilt!

Old Broad Monkey, Neroli, we just want to say,
We wish you’d be with us on that special day.
The clubhouse is silent without your warm cheer,
(Though I guess WE'VE been gone for most of a year.)

* The Real Me strums his guitar a bit more, then stops. *

Uh, sorry, Mom, that’s about as far as I got.

The Real Me, Sheriff of Serenity County

I'm impressed! If having songs written about them doesn't convince them to come back, I don't know what will!

---
"I think the right place to start is to say, fair is fair. This is who we are. These are our numbers." Mr Willis of Ohio - The West Wing

CAGEYBEE

Wednesday, April 27, 2005 8:37 PM

Mom, can I still submit an application to be posse member #11?

Though I'm lacking in credentials as of late, I still have a certain theme song in my blood and find myself humming it under my breath sometimes.

So, whaddya say, Mom? Please?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

ELWOODMOM

Thursday, April 28, 2005 3:49 PM

Sorry? Why are you sorry? That was beautiful, just beautiful! *sniff* You're a poet, and didn't know it!

Let's all sing along!

ELWOODMOM

Thursday, April 28, 2005 3:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
Mom, can I still submit an application to be posse member #11?

Though I'm lacking in credentials as of late, I still have a certain theme song in my blood and find myself humming it under my breath sometimes.

So, whaddya say, Mom? Please?

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

Absolutely! No application needed in this group! Some of us may be lacking in character, but we all have excellent credentials...we're on this board, right?? Well, I guess that says something about our character, too!

Let's hear your theme song...is it the one we all know??

Be warned, TheRealMe ate alot of beans, sit downwind, if possible!

Welcome!

ELWOODMOM

Thursday, April 28, 2005 3:56 PM

Malicious, your birthday is fast approaching, and WHERE ARE THEY?? We'll get them for you, you're going to have one fine shindig!

Everyone, spread out! We'll go in groups of 2...Meet back at the camp at sundown to hear more of TRM's song and to eat more beans. Who's in my group?

MALICIOUS

Thursday, April 28, 2005 7:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Malicious, your birthday is fast approaching, and WHERE ARE THEY?? We'll get them for you, you're going to have one fine shindig!

Mom, it's okay if my older sister and my former creepy internet boyfriend don't show up! I'm ok with that, really!

Mal-licious

"Let's go be bad guys."

CASSANDRAE

Thursday, April 28, 2005 7:36 PM

HEE! That was some real fancy singin' Brava!

~~~~~~~~~~~
Firefly Fanart: http://refined-grace.geministar.org
~~~~~~~~~~~
MAL: "I'll never understand rich folk. All that money, this is what they do with it."
INARA:"It's art."
Mal: "It's puppets."
Inara: "It's puppet art."--Heart of Gold, Transcript

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Thursday, April 28, 2005 11:19 PM

I seem to remember mention of Gunhand going on tour as a man in a box... did that tour fall through? Possibly he was kidnapped while in his box? Anybody seen any boxes that seem to be moving around on their own accord as of late?

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

CAGEYBEE

Friday, April 29, 2005 1:16 AM

I believe I was to receive that box approximately 11 months ago. Never came.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Friday, April 29, 2005 2:07 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
I believe I was to receive that box approximately 11 months ago. Never came.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

Perhaps he didn't place enough stamps on the box?

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

ELWOODMOM

Friday, April 29, 2005 2:25 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Malicious, your birthday is fast approaching, and WHERE ARE THEY?? We'll get them for you, you're going to have one fine shindig!

Mom, it's okay if my older sister and my former creepy internet boyfriend don't show up! I'm ok with that, really!

Mal-licious

"Let's go be bad guys."

You may be okay with that, but I...*toe tapping*...expect better from them!

ELWOODMOM

Friday, April 29, 2005 2:27 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by howdyrockerbaby1:
Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
I believe I was to receive that box approximately 11 months ago. Never came.

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

Perhaps he didn't place enough stamps on the box?

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

DID ANYBODY PUT AIRHOLES ON THE BOX??? I specifically said to put airholes on the box before he gets shipped out!

Well, the mystery of Gunhand may be solved!

On to Neroli. Did she go on tour, too?

ELWOODMOM

Friday, April 29, 2005 2:29 AM

Anyone hear about the finger-in-the-Wendy's-chili story? (happened in my home town, which is just lovely!) Maybe that's what happened to Neroli...just sayin! I'm all out of ideas, that's the best I've got!

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Friday, April 29, 2005 2:45 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Anyone hear about the finger-in-the-Wendy's-chili story? (happened in my home town, which is just lovely!) Maybe that's what happened to Neroli...just sayin! I'm all out of ideas, that's the best I've got!

They proved that the woman snuck in the finger into the chili, so Neroli didn't go the way of Doublemeat Palace...but they never found the owner of the finger, so the mystery of the missing Neroli continues.

p.s. whatever you do... don't get a frosty at Wendy's

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

ELWOODMOM

Friday, April 29, 2005 3:18 AM

Mayhap it IS Neroli's finger, and she's recovering in a hospital somewhere. I bet she lost it when she was drilling holes in Gunhand's tour box!

See how neatly I worked this out?

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Friday, April 29, 2005 3:20 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Mayhap it IS Neroli's finger, and she's recovering in a hospital somewhere. I bet she lost it when she was drilling holes in Gunhand's tour box!

See how neatly I worked this out?

that's because you're a Mommy! They know everything!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

ELWOODMOM

Friday, April 29, 2005 3:28 AM

Yup! That's only because of the eyes in the back of our heads! My son actually believed that for awhile! Bad Mommy! He also believed that I could see through walls! *snicker*

Here's the skinny:

Neroli got all up and angry when she lost her...how to say this politely...DIGIT, that she shipped Gunhand somewhere remote, Pluto, maybe. Now she's in a fancy plastic surgeon's office in Beverly Hills, contemplating which celebrities' finger she wants her replacement to look like!

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Friday, April 29, 2005 3:39 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Yup! That's only because of the eyes in the back of our heads! My son actually believed that for awhile! Bad Mommy! He also believed that I could see through walls! *snicker*

Here's the skinny:

Neroli got all up and angry when she lost her...how to say this politely...DIGIT, that she shipped Gunhand somewhere remote, Pluto, maybe. Now she's in a fancy plastic surgeon's office in Beverly Hills, contemplating which celebrities' finger she wants her replacement to look like!

Makes sense, but is--none the less--slightly creepifying.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

THEREALME

Friday, April 29, 2005 4:47 AM

Quote:
Mal-licious wrote:

TRM that was BEAUTIFUL!! It certainly brought a tear to mine eye...

ETA: I think you should have a refrain for each of the clubhousers!

I was bid by the Mistress to continue my song.
So I’ll just do THAT while you sing along.

Elwoodmom started searching; this all was her plan.
A posse, to find some lost friends if we can.
I set off East, but she pulled us back West.
Because it is true: Mom always knows best.

Mal-licious the Mistress of All She Surveys
Will give us some curses or give us some praise.
Succeed? We’re rewarded, and walking so tall,
Fail? Mal-Mageddon comes down on us all!

Now, what of our Captain, the brave Ebonezer?
(She’s in high school, you know, she’s not some old geezer.)
Slinky dress and she’s happy; she’s flying so high
‘Cause she’s going to prom with that Ice Cream Guy!

Rat, you’re a problem! Oh, what shall we do?
You’re messing with stuff, not having a clue!
Explosions, or lightning, or planets fall dead
While “They Might Be Giants” play on in your head.

The Real Me, Sheriff of Serenity County

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Friday, April 29, 2005 5:43 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Quote:
Mal-licious wrote:

TRM that was BEAUTIFUL!! It certainly brought a tear to mine eye...

ETA: I think you should have a refrain for each of the clubhousers!

I was bid by the Mistress to continue my song.
So I’ll just do THAT while you sing along.

Elwoodmom started searching; this all was her plan.
A posse, to find some lost friends if we can.
I set off East, but she pulled us back West.
Because it is true: Mom always knows best.

Mal-licious the Mistress of All She Surveys
Will give us some curses or give us some praise.
Succeed? We’re rewarded, and walking so tall,
Fail? Mal-Mageddon comes down on us all!

Now, what of our Captain, the brave Ebonezer?
(She’s in high school, you know, she’s not some old geezer.)
Slinky dress and she’s happy; she’s flying so high
‘Cause she’s going to prom with that Ice Cream Guy!

Rat, you’re a problem! Oh, what shall we do?
You’re messing with stuff, not having a clue!
Explosions, or lightning, or planets fall dead
While “They Might Be Giants” play on in your head.

The Real Me, Sheriff of Serenity County

that is awesome.
and even if it was terrible, i'd love it, simply because you mentioned "They Might Be Giants"

Bravo!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

THEREALME

Friday, April 29, 2005 6:26 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by howdyrockerbaby1:

that is awesome.
and even if it was terrible, i'd love it, simply because you mentioned "They Might Be Giants"

Bravo!

Thanks for your kind words, Howdy...

But THINK about it.

What if they're NOT giants? Why, you just don't know! I keep telling Rat: They are SO indecisive!

The Real Me, Sheriff of Serenity County

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Friday, April 29, 2005 2:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Quote:
Originally posted by howdyrockerbaby1:

that is awesome.
and even if it was terrible, i'd love it, simply because you mentioned "They Might Be Giants"

Bravo!

Thanks for your kind words, Howdy...

But THINK about it.

What if they're NOT giants? Why, you just don't know! I keep telling Rat: They are SO indecisive!

The Real Me, Sheriff of Serenity County

They are pretty vague aren't they? :

They might be giants (boy)
They might be giants
They might be rain
They might be heat
They might be frying up a stalk of wheat

They might be giants (boy)
They might be giants
They might be brain
They might be washed
They might be Dr. Spock's back-up band

Oh why oh why can't they be as specific as in Dr. Worm!? :
My name is Dr. Worm.
Good morning. How are you? I'm Dr. Worm.
I'm interested in things.
I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

THATWEIRDGIRL

Friday, April 29, 2005 3:00 PM

Wonderful song, TheRealMe!

Let's see only *twg hlds up hand to count fingers...* about 50 more verses to go.

www.thatweirdgirl.com
---
Can we not revel in our cyber-love?

ELWOODMOM

Saturday, April 30, 2005 12:53 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Quote:
Mal-licious wrote:

TRM that was BEAUTIFUL!! It certainly brought a tear to mine eye...

ETA: I think you should have a refrain for each of the clubhousers!

I was bid by the Mistress to continue my song.
So I’ll just do THAT while you sing along.

Elwoodmom started searching; this all was her plan.
A posse, to find some lost friends if we can.
I set off East, but she pulled us back West.
Because it is true: Mom always knows best.

Mal-licious the Mistress of All She Surveys
Will give us some curses or give us some praise.
Succeed? We’re rewarded, and walking so tall,
Fail? Mal-Mageddon comes down on us all!

Now, what of our Captain, the brave Ebonezer?
(She’s in high school, you know, she’s not some old geezer.)
Slinky dress and she’s happy; she’s flying so high
‘Cause she’s going to prom with that Ice Cream Guy!

Rat, you’re a problem! Oh, what shall we do?
You’re messing with stuff, not having a clue!
Explosions, or lightning, or planets fall dead
While “They Might Be Giants” play on in your head.

The Real Me, Sheriff of Serenity County

That was awesome! How long did it take you to think this up? You are now our official singer/composer and guitar/harmonica player!

ELWOODMOM

Saturday, April 30, 2005 12:58 AM

Okay, everyone. Now that we're back at camp, everyone give a full report. See anything suspicious, like an open box? I myself found a long hair out in the desert...it could be Neroli's, or it could be from Gunhand, wearing a retro-60's hairstyle...

I'm thinkin of having some DNA tests done up in Deadwood. Whatcha all think?

Who's baking the beans tonight? TRM, start warming up that guitar! Where's the moonshine? Who's in charge of the gorram moonshine!

ELWOODMOM

Saturday, April 30, 2005 1:08 AM

Rat and HowdyRockerBaby, could you please go fetch ThatWeirdGirl? I think she's in the Whisky Creek Saloon over at Tombstone...

RAT

Saturday, April 30, 2005 3:15 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by howdyrockerbaby1:
They are pretty vague aren't they? :

They might be giants (boy)
They might be giants
They might be rain
They might be heat
They might be frying up a stalk of wheat

They might be giants (boy)
They might be giants
They might be brain
They might be washed
They might be Dr. Spock's back-up band

Oh why oh why can't they be as specific as in Dr. Worm!? :
My name is Dr. Worm.
Good morning. How are you? I'm Dr. Worm.
I'm interested in things.
I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm.

Maybe They think one thing, but another is true! Hence the confusion!

She thinks she's Edith Head
But you might know she's not
The accent in her speech
She didn't have growing up
She thinks she's Edith Head
Or Helen Gurley Brown
Or some other cultural figure
We don't know a lot about

So, we'er off to find TWG? I wonder if the Whisky Creek Saloon serves RootBeer?

-Ratboy

THATWEIRDGIRL

Saturday, April 30, 2005 3:23 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Rat and HowdyRockerBaby, could you please go fetch ThatWeirdGirl? I think she's in the Whisky Creek Saloon over at Tombstone...

*twg stumbles out of the swinging door thingys with a half empty bottle of whisky*

Night! S'hows evrybidy? Lurve the songy YOU! And mum? what's in de boxy? *twg points at the broken crate behind Aluminum*

www.thatweirdgirl.com
---
Can we not revel in our cyber-love?

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Saturday, April 30, 2005 3:33 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:

So, we'er off to find TWG? I wonder if the Whisky Creek Saloon serves RootBeer?

-Ratboy

You might get tied to the tracks if you call it Root Beet... i think the correct term is Sassifrass.

Anywho...you strap up Fatty Lumpkin, and I'll take Bill and we'll head off to the Saloon.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

RAT

Saturday, April 30, 2005 3:55 AM

*Takes a tug on his Sarsaparilla and then loads his LeMat.* Howdy, which way to Tombstone??

-Ratboy

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Saturday, April 30, 2005 4:05 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:
*Takes a tug on his Sarsaparilla and then loads his LeMat.* Howdy, which way to Tombstone??

-Ratboy

ahh! Sarsaparilla! I knew it was something like that. *headdesk*

I think it's left at that cactus over there, and then right at that big ole' rock.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

CASSANDRAE

Saturday, April 30, 2005 5:01 AM

Could be Neroli's....

She has disappeared again. :le sigh:

I could take a sip of that moonshine right just about now.

~~~~~~~~~~~
Firefly Fanart: http://refined-grace.geministar.org
~~~~~~~~~~~
MAL: "I'll never understand rich folk. All that money, this is what they do with it."
INARA:"It's art."
Mal: "It's puppets."
Inara: "It's puppet art."--Heart of Gold, Transcript

THEREALME

Saturday, April 30, 2005 6:44 AM

* The Real Me strums his guitar a few times. *

Thanks ever'body. Aw, shucks, ma'am. Just a little bit of nonsense what I done dreamed up. Ain't no big thing.

* The Real Me clears his throat. *

HowdyRockerBaby, your name is too long,
To properly rhyme, and stick in this song.
But we’re happy, regardless, that you have come back,
For you’ve been gone a long time, and we’ve felt the lack.

ThatWeirdGirl, free spirit, you sure are all right!
Happy and playful, a real nice web site…
Bring your camera to Raleigh, because I foresee
A shot of the crew of Sereni-Tree.

The Real Me, Sheriff of Serenity County

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Sunday, May 1, 2005 12:12 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:

HowdyRockerBaby, your name is too long,
To properly rhyme, and stick in this song.
But we’re happy, regardless, that you have come back,
For you’ve been gone a long time, and we’ve felt the lack.

The Real Me, Sheriff of Serenity County

aww! i'm honored! That is awesome, and if it means you'll write more lyrics about me, you can just call me 'Howdy'

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

MALICIOUS

Sunday, May 1, 2005 4:08 AM

Will we ever see the entire song in one post? That would be cool.

Mal-licious

"Let's go be bad guys."

THEREALME

Sunday, May 1, 2005 6:05 AM

Will I ever finish it, you mean...

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Sunday, May 1, 2005 6:13 AM

Is Badgershat MIA too... or did they ride off into the sunset sometime while I was away?

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

ELWOODMOM

Monday, May 2, 2005 2:47 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Rat and HowdyRockerBaby, could you please go fetch ThatWeirdGirl? I think she's in the Whisky Creek Saloon over at Tombstone...

*twg stumbles out of the swinging door thingys with a half empty bottle of whisky*

Night! S'hows evrybidy? Lurve the songy YOU! And mum? what's in de boxy? *twg points at the broken crate behind Aluminum*

www.thatweirdgirl.com
---
Can we not revel in our cyber-love?

*Rides up on Bulls Eye and comes to a halt in front of TWG's stumbling figure. Hops down and gently takes her arm*

This way, dear. Now why did you have to go get yourself all drunk? Where's your horse? Never mind that. You can ride with me.

*grumbles* At this rate we'll NEVER find Neroli and Gunhand!

ELWOODMOM

Monday, May 2, 2005 2:52 AM

*Rides back to camp, TWG hanging limply over the back of saddle. Faint tunes from TRM's guitar can be heard.*

Rat and Howdy! When I asked you to find TWG at Tombstone, I meant for you to bring her back with you! That's it! No more rootbeer for the both of you!

ELWOODMOM

Monday, May 2, 2005 2:55 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Cassandrae:
Could be Neroli's....

She has disappeared again. :le sigh:

I could take a sip of that moonshine right just about now.

~~~~~~~~~~~
Firefly Fanart: http://refined-grace.geministar.org
~~~~~~~~~~~
MAL: "I'll never understand rich folk. All that money, this is what they do with it."
INARA:"It's art."
Mal: "It's puppets."
Inara: "It's puppet art."--Heart of Gold, Transcript

After you have your moonshine, could you take this strand of hair over to Deadwood for some DNA testing? My hands are full right now with a drunk and 2 rootbeer OD's.

Thanks muchly!

ELWOODMOM

Monday, May 2, 2005 2:57 AM

Malicious, would you like to join our posse? It's a little tacky for you to help us find some of your birthday guests, but since you're the resourseful type and all...

THEREALME

Monday, May 2, 2005 3:39 AM

* The Real Me puts down his guitar. *

Mom, I been singin' but not lookin'. What do you want me to do?

The Real Me, Sheriff of Serenity County

RAT

Monday, May 2, 2005 3:46 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by howdyrockerbaby1:
I think it's left at that cactus over there, and then right at that big ole' rock.

Right, I'll let you lead.

-Ratboy

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Monday, May 2, 2005 4:51 AM

It appears we've gotten ourselves in trouble before we've even started. damn rootbeer

Quote:
*Rides back to camp, TWG hanging limply over the back of saddle. Faint tunes from TRM's guitar can be heard.*

Rat and Howdy! When I asked you to find TWG at Tombstone, I meant for you to bring her back with you! That's it! No more rootbeer for the both of you!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Monday, May 2, 2005 5:02 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
*Rides back to camp, TWG hanging limply over the back of saddle. Faint tunes from TRM's guitar can be heard.*

Rat and Howdy! When I asked you to find TWG at Tombstone, I meant for you to bring her back with you! That's it! No more rootbeer for the both of you!

*grabs a strong cup of coffee* I'm Sorry Mom... i'm ready now... what's the next mission? I won't let you down this time.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

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