CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #25

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, May 2, 2005 23:03
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, April 26, 2005 5:37 PM

This week's winner was as well deserved as any! It still makes me chuckle each time I read it!

Here is a classic scene I am sure you all know, so, let's see what captions you can conjure up!

MAL (thinking): I'm angry. I'm confused. And I'm naked...some jing zi plan this was.

Cilantro!
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MANWITHPEZ

Tuesday, April 26, 2005 5:41 PM

Mal struggled with his constipation, and, it seemed to be working itself out. He didn't know why Saffron ran off the way she did.

That's just a quicky...I'll be back...you know I will...

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

KNIBBLET

Tuesday, April 26, 2005 5:48 PM

Mal might not know the "Mona Lisa" from Adam ... but he always won money in bar bets about who did the best "Thinker".

"I'm gonna rip you a new puppet hole, bitch!"

RAT

Tuesday, April 26, 2005 5:54 PM

*Mal is mesmerized by the glowing pink dot, floating before his face.*

-Ratboy

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Tuesday, April 26, 2005 5:59 PM

MAL:"Take my ship, take my pants, so my legs will crawl with ants......i don't care, i'm still free, YOU CAN'T TAKE THIS ROCK FROM ME!!!!"

OR

Mal realized the ACME incubator technique wasn't all it was cracked up to be.

OR

MAL:"This egg had better hatch soon, this is getting mighty uncomfortable....."

OR

MAL:"I KNEW i shouldn't have bet i'd win with plums being tall against River..."

OR

MAL:"I used to have everything: a crew, food, a ship, clothes; now all i've got is this big rock. Where did i go wrong?"

OR

MAL:(thinking)"What happened for me to get here?!?!"

OR

MAL:"This must be the Special Hell sheperd was talkin about."

OR

MAL:"How'd you like a bite of this greean apple america?"

OR

NATHAN:"I guess trying to be funnier than Joss at all those conventions wasn't such a good idea...."

OR

MAL:(obviously insane from the heat)"It was getting crowded in my sky, so lets see them take this rock!"

OR

MAL:"What would Jack Sparrow do in a situation like this.....i doubt i'm gonna find any rum here....."

OR

MAL:"So THIS is the corner of No and Where."

OR

MAL:"If anyone out there feels like some thrilling heroics, now is a good time!!!!"

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

Time for some thrilling heroics!

GUNRUNNER

Tuesday, April 26, 2005 7:02 PM

Private Reynolds on the first day of basic.

or

Following Wash's suggestion Mal attempts to fertilize a ‘Cilantro Tree’ seed.

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STARRBABY

Tuesday, April 26, 2005 7:04 PM

Mal: To quote Jubal Early, "Welp, here I am."

OXYOPIA

Tuesday, April 26, 2005 7:25 PM

Here are a few captions dedicated to the (arguably belated) release of the Serenity trailer today:

Mal (Thinking): All things considered, I'd rather be watching the trailer to Serenity...

or

While many fireflyfans had a rough wait on Tuesday for the release of the trailer...some had it much worse than others

or

Mal (thinking): Didn't Joss say 'Tuesday'? I thought he said 'Tuesday'. I really should've asked him when on Tuesday....Does this rock make my butt look big?

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'What people call impossible is just stuff they
haven't seen yet...'

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SHINY

Tuesday, April 26, 2005 7:53 PM

Quote:

WHAT WAITING FOR APPLE TO UPLOAD THE GORRAM TRAILER FEELS LIKE...

COSMICFUGITIVE

Tuesday, April 26, 2005 7:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

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MAL: (Thinking) *Is that an ice cream truck?!*

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Tuesday, April 26, 2005 9:11 PM

[IMG] [/IMG]

Mal: Okay, so this time I was knocked out, stripped, robbed, completely shaved below my neck, given a tattoo, and left in the desert naked. I'm with Jayne - no more kissin' girls on the mouth.

Star Pilot Grainger
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ASTRAGYNIA

Tuesday, April 26, 2005 10:06 PM

Quote:

Mal: 40 days and 40 nights... why did I let Book talk me into this?

- OR -

Mal travels back in time and becomes a model for the sculptor Rodin.
Rodin: Just put one fist up under your chin...
Art Critic: How ironic; an Independent Thinker.

KAYLEE4SIMON

Tuesday, April 26, 2005 11:33 PM

Mal lost at strip poker, again.

Keep shiny!

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

Wednesday, April 27, 2005 12:29 AM

Mal secretly waiting for the Baja 1000 to come screaming past.

Mal *thinking* "Dang, why'd the Alliance have to go and design 'enviro-correct' porta-potties? Can't tell which ones is and which ones ain't!"

-Taylor

The Uncharted Outlaw!

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"Well, no more running." -Malcolm Reynolds, Serenity Trailer

RAT

Wednesday, April 27, 2005 12:58 AM

Select to view spoiler:

*Mal aimed to misbehave.*

EBONEZER

Wednesday, April 27, 2005 1:21 AM

Mal looses his towel.

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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RYCE

Wednesday, April 27, 2005 1:41 AM

Mal *thinking*: When did I get a tattoo? What the heck IS it? That's it, next time I get one of these, I'm putting it in a place I can see!

ASTRAGYNIA

Wednesday, April 27, 2005 3:34 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:
Mal looses his towel.

LOL - but was the spelling mistake intentional?

So, can Mal start panicking now?

DOYOUFLIP

Wednesday, April 27, 2005 3:59 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Rock: Whath dat on by dose?

PUMAMANREDUX

Wednesday, April 27, 2005 4:27 AM

Mal waited for his electronic thumb to hail a passing ship.

or

Mal's homage to The Thinker was well received by the SpacePrarie Dog population

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CYBERSNARK

Wednesday, April 27, 2005 2:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by UnchartedOutlaw:
Mal secretly waiting for the Baja 1000 to come screaming past.

This one gets my vote.

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WICCANSLYR

Wednesday, April 27, 2005 2:38 PM

Desperate for money to keep serenity in the sky, Mal resorts to taking a job as ‘male nude’ model for the Companion Academy.

If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

WICCANSLYR

Wednesday, April 27, 2005 2:40 PM

Day 15 of Mal's stand against tight pants.

If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

WICCANSLYR

Wednesday, April 27, 2005 2:41 PM

Mal (thinking): How drunk was I last night...and where's my gorram ship?

OR

Naked but not articulate.

If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

Wednesday, April 27, 2005 3:01 PM

Thanks! It's not often people openly praise my offers. :D

-Taylor

The Uncharted Outlaw!

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"Well, no more running." -Malcolm Reynolds, Serenity Trailer

OXYOPIA

Wednesday, April 27, 2005 3:03 PM

Since I am a US resident, I can only speculate on this, but I think this caption is appropriate:

What every Firefly fan living outside of the US felt like upon learning the locations for the sneak-previews due out May 5th...

-Oxy

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'What people call impossible is just stuff they
haven't seen yet...'

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CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Wednesday, April 27, 2005 7:21 PM

MAL:"I said I aim to misbehave, and i did. Nobody can tell me that wasn't worth it....."

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

Time for some thrilling heroics!

MANWITHPEZ

Wednesday, April 27, 2005 7:52 PM

Quote:

Kaylee: (OS) Tsai boo shr, the extender ain't even braced.

Mal: That's not an extender. Well, maybe it is, but its cold out here!

OR:

Nathan Fillion, beginning a strange wrestling career, laid the smackdown on The Rock with his Candy Ass!

OR:

Tattoo reads: This is not my best day ever.

OR:

Mal: Say, is that the first Slayer over there?

OR:

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

OR:

Male Population At Large: (OS) Here we see Nathan Fillion making the rest of us look bad and hogging all the Browncoat Babes.

OR:

After his morning ablutions, Mal looked around for a leaf, cursed, and turned to the smooth(looking) boulder.

OR:

Mal: Modesty...not the best policy.

OR:

Mal sat passively as Bigfoot ran off over the horizon. After the day he had, he couldn't seem to care.

OR:

Mal: Sure hope Kaylee and Wash get the Lassiter, cause it would be embarassing if Inara saw me like this.

OR:

The statue of Mal erected next to the Heart of Gold brothel was nowhere near as impressive as the statue of Jayne on Higgin's Moon.

OR:

Summer: (OS) See! Not any damn fun, is it?!

OR:

Thousands of ants sighed when they found "The Big Rock Candy Mountain". Then they saw a nekkid man sitting on it and ran like hell.

OR:

Mal: Sure hope the mailman gets here with my package soon.

OR:

Nathan: I spy...with my little eye...something that starts with the letter "P"!

OR:

Joss: (OS)Nathan! There's nowhere in the script that calls for you to be naked!

Nathan: So?

OR:

Mal didn't appreciate Simon's old "Physical At The Crack Of Dawn, Strip 'Em and Leave Em'" prank.

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

DOYOUFLIP

Wednesday, April 27, 2005 7:59 PM

Woman (OS): Thank you SO much Joss! Should I make the check out to you or Mutant Enemy?

EST120

Wednesday, April 27, 2005 7:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by manwithpez:
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

i think this one gets my vote.

my pitiful entry:

"i was so excited about the trailer coming out i forgot my clothes."

MANWITHPEZ

Wednesday, April 27, 2005 9:12 PM

Quote:

When Mal turned his head and coughed during his ship physical, he accidentally let slip a gas cloud so noxious, Simon ran for the hills and never looked back.

OR:

Looking down at his rash, Mal suddenly wished he hadn't decided to vacation on Aphrodite, the Nudist Colony Planet.

OR:

Summer: Guess you're going to try and blame this on me too, huh?

Nathan: SUMMER!?!

OR:

Nathan Fillions Summerstock one man show of "The Nude Exodus", concerning the emptying of Egypt failed to draw the crowds he thought it would.

OR:

Not a lot of people know that Nathan Fillion was an extra on Get Smart: The Nude Bomb.

OR:

An existential episode of Two Guys and a Girl where Berg took a nude Johnny to the desert to find The First Jukebox Repairman.

OR:

Though he was butt nekkid on a rock, Caleb was still the most dangerous foe Buffy had ever faced.

OR:

ManWithPez begins standing in line for Serenity in September. Why was he nekkid? You see anyone else in line?

OR:

Inara:(OS) Is that supposed to be shaved like a heart, or what?

Mal: Never you mind!

OR:

At twenty years old, Mal thought he was a little too old for his Momma to tell him to go fetch her a switch. Damn Shadow and its abundance of switches!

OR:

Mal: Is that a singing nun over there? Hey Lady! SHUT UP! The hills are NOT alive with the sound of anything!

OR:

Space Dingleberries...Never a pretty picture.

Laters with the captioning.

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

WICCANSLYR

Wednesday, April 27, 2005 11:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by manwithpez:

Joss: (OS)Nathan! There's nowhere in the script that calls for you to be naked!

Nathan: So?

Now THAT is ruttin HI-Larious!

If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

MANWITHPEZ

Thursday, April 28, 2005 2:46 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CosmicFugitive:
Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

[IMG] [/IMG]

MAL: (Thinking) *Is that an ice cream truck?!*

BWAHAHAHA!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ha Heh HAHAHA Heh Ha Ha!!!

Ha.

Now that's f___in funny!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, April 28, 2005 4:14 AM

Quote:

Nathan(thinking): I am sure this is where Joss said to meet to camp out for Serenity tickets, so where is everybody? And why the hell am I naked...again?

OR

Mal: Something finally went according to the gorram plan! Still, I wish I knew why it was I wanted to be nekkid in the first place. Hrmm...

OR (spoilerish because I use trailer quotes)

Select to view spoiler:

When Mal told the crew he was gonna ask somethin' more of them than he ever had before, they really weren't expecting this...whatever 'this' was.

Cilantro!
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Thursday, April 28, 2005 7:24 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Blue Sun Corporation brings you SPF 150. Live The Dream!

Or

Mal sits calmly while his laser toes send out their pink and white signal. He didn’t know he could do that.

Or

Mal awaits his turn for the annual proctology exam.

Or

Jayne(OS): Dammit, Mal, naked ain't scary anymore! Get some damned clothes on!

Or

Wash (OS): Uh, Mal, I said there was an ‘Ant Colony’ on this planet, not a ‘Nudist Colony’.

Or

Nathan: I thought I was supposed to come out of a box?
Joss (OS): No, that was Summer. We only put GIRLS in boxes.
Christina Hendrix (OS): Told you!

Or

Mal got lost so often that the crew finally had him tattooed: If found, please return to Serenity. Again.

Or

Emperor’s New Clothes: $70
Visit to nameless planet desert: $300
Finally being able to pull off a prank on your Captain: priceless!

Or

Mal on the Planet Paranoia (thinking): Is that prairie dog laughing at me?

Or

Kaylee (OS): Looks a mite underdeveloped to me, Captain.
Mal: It’s cold out here!
Kaylee (OS): I meant the terra-forming. What are you talking about?
Mal: Er, never mind.

KMS!
‘We’re not obsessed, we’re focused.’---Gizzie

MANWITHPEZ

Thursday, April 28, 2005 11:55 AM

Quote:

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Mal, just out of his swim on the bioluminescent lake on Ariel, looks to the horizon to see...A bunch of Alliance soldiers rooting around in Serenity's kitchen!
Mal: Hey! Get out of there...Why I oughta...!
Then he realized that he was simply seeing last weeks caption.
Mal: With these powers, I'll be the greatest captioner ever!
TenthCrewMember: (OS, In booming God voice) And only one week too late!

OR:

Joss: (OS) Could we get wardrobe in here to...Oh, that's right...this is the scene where I get to make fun of Nathan...Never mind!

OR:

Mal loved the old comedy classics from Earth That Was like The Austin Powers Septology. But, whenever he tried to act like his beloved hero, it never came out quite the same.

OR:

Nathan: Come on, ThatWeirdGirl, gimme my clothes back...I appreciate fans as much as the next Big Damn Hero, but...

ThatWeirdGirl: (OS) I said shut up and DANCE Captain NoPants!!!

Nathan: (Sigh) Yes Ma'am...

OR:

Nathan watched another tumbleweed roll by and thought "Westerns are so cliche...I wonder what I could do to mix them up a bit?"

OR:

The Universal Studio Tour reopens with a new attraction, selling out tickets in a matter of seconds.

OR:

Mal: Let's see Darth Anakin or whatever the hell his name is try to fight like this!!!

OR:

Mal: I keep gettin' called the Han Solo of the 26th century, and even he never had to end up nekkid in a desert. He even got ruttin' FROZE once with his clothes on!

OR:

To add to the surreality of having to film with no clothes on, Nathan watches apathetically as a modified Delorean tears over the hill with a whole village of Indians in pursuit.
Nathan: Stupid Universal Studios Tour! THAT SHARK STILL LOOKS FAKE!

OR:

The new Pampered Chef Ass Stone left a lot to be desired until it was properly seasoned, Mal thought.

OR:

Mal watched, frightened as a naked Jeff Bridges wandered into his line of sight.
Starman: I can't get no...satisfaction.

Mal: Yeah, you and me both, buddy!

I must sleep, or my captions will never be funny again...I apologize for this last lot...

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

KESSIE

Thursday, April 28, 2005 12:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Joss (O.S):What is it this time?
Jewel(O.S): Oh.. nothing ... but .. I won! *flips off Nathan again*

They say it’s the last song
They don’t know us, you see
Its only the last song
If we let it be

http://www.darknessenemyinc.de.vu/

MANWITHPEZ

Thursday, April 28, 2005 12:35 PM

While Mal's elephantitis was more than a might uncomfortable, it did give him somewhere to sit, and rest his feet from time to time.

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

THATWEIRDGIRL

Thursday, April 28, 2005 2:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by manwithpez:
Nathan: Come on, ThatWeirdGirl, gimme my clothes back...I appreciate fans as much as the next Big Damn Hero, but...

ThatWeirdGirl: (OS) I said shut up and DANCE Captain NoPants!!!

Nathan: (Sigh) Yes Ma'am...

I'm in a caption!!!!!!!!! Hehehehe.

Quote:
Mal watched, frightened as a naked Jeff Bridges wandered into his line of sight.
Starman: I can't get no...satisfaction.

Mal: Yeah, you and me both, buddy!

good crossover

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STEVETHEPIRATE

Thursday, April 28, 2005 3:51 PM

Don't look Ethel! ... but it was too late.

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THESOMNAMBULIST

Thursday, April 28, 2005 3:56 PM

Nathan in between takes:

"Ahh the breeze feels good."

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THATWEIRDGIRL

Thursday, April 28, 2005 3:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by STEVEthePIRATE:
Don't look Ethel! ... but it was too late.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! That was funny...root beer all over the place. oh yes, they call him the streak...

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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DIETCOKE

Thursday, April 28, 2005 4:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by STEVEthePIRATE:
Don't look Ethel! ... but it was too late.

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STEVEthePIRATE hopes someone else on this board remembers Ray Stevens ...

Oh, you made me chuckle! I do.

MANWITHPEZ

Thursday, April 28, 2005 4:59 PM

Quote:

After Serenity docked with Deep Space Nine, Mal sat patiently in the holosuite, awaiting both HoloInara and HoloNandi, but he was pretty sure Quark had screwed him again.

OR:

manwithpez: (OS) Mr. Fillion!!! MR. FILLION!!! OVER HERE! I'M WAVING AT YOU!!!

Nathan: Can't these flans ever cut me a break? I can't even squat in the scrubbrush without someone asking me for an autograph!

manwithpez: (OS) MAL, JOHNNY, JOEY? WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER BE CALLED? HOW ABOUT PRIVATE RYAN? CAUSE I CAN SEE YOUR...UMM, CAN I HAVE AN AUTOGRAPH?

Nathan: NO!!!

OR:

While waiting for Serenity to pick him up after the Lassiter job, Mal looks around to see no one's about and begins:
"MY NAME IS DMC, THE ALL TIME GREAT! I BUST THE MOST RHYMES IN NEW YORK STATE! WHO's HOUSE??? MAL'S HOUSE!!!"

Jayne: (OS) Now somethin' about that is downright unsettlin'!

Mal: BWAH!!! How did you sneak up on me in a Firefly?

OR:

"One Naked Guy, No Girls, and A Big Rock", Wednesdays on ABC.

OR:

Nathan often liked to kid Tim Minear with an impression of the Brass Monkey from Wonderfalls.

Nathan: "I love you."

OR:

After inflation adjusted for 500 years, Mal really COULDN'T afford the shirt on his back.

OR:

Tattoo's Alternate Meaning: I might be naked, stranded in the middle of nowhere, and unknowledgable as to the whereabouts of the Lassiter, but you still wish you were me.

OR:

Spaceball1: (OS) Lord Helmet, we combed the desert, and all we found was this washed up Firefly Captain.

Lord Helmet: (OS) Ahh...he has the tattoo, and I see his Schwarz is as big as mine!

Mal: This is my scrap of nowhere...go parody somewhere else!

OR:

Seth Green had waited a long time to show Nathan his stereo, which could blow women's clothes off. The result was...unexpected to say the least.

OR:

Mal: I may have woke up buck naked in the middle of a desert with a horrible hangover, but at least I'm not married again...am I? How much did I drink last night?

OR:

Alternate Tattoo Meaning: I fought and watched my friends die in a bloody galactic civil war, and all I got was this stupid tattoo!

OR:

From one Mudder's Milk to Bareass Naked, Mal really was the cheapest date on Serenity.

OR:

Nathan was soon to learn why people generally don't nude sunbathe in Arizona.

And, that's all I got for now...

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

RYCE

Thursday, April 28, 2005 5:00 PM

Quote:
Joss (O.S):What is it this time?
Jewel(O.S): Oh.. nothing ... but .. I won! *flips off Nathan again*

Lol, I love it!

Mal: Uh oh, looks like that horrible flesh-burning fog is rolling in again...

OR

Tattoo: Property of the Alliance
Mal: What the--?!?

WICCANSLYR

Thursday, April 28, 2005 5:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by KMS:

Emperor’s New Clothes: $70
Visit to nameless planet desert: $300
Finally being able to pull off a prank on your Captain: priceless!

OMG that's funny!

If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

MANWITHPEZ

Thursday, April 28, 2005 6:11 PM

Quote:

Not one member of the cast of Serenity thought about renegotiating contracts for sequels...Not after Joss rounded them up and branded them.
Nathan: Damn Joss!(rubbing hip) Only hurt for a second my ass!

Joss: (OS) Oh! That reminds me...I forgot about the contract negotiations for part three!

OR:

With the announced remake of "Amazon Women On The Moon", Nathan finally got the chance to play "Son of the Invisible Man".

OR:

Having no idea how to distract Badger this time, Mal finally decided to go with Jayne's idea.

OR:

After having to grapple with Patience to make one of Serenity's lease payments, Mal stared off into the sunset, and started to cry.

OR:

Mal's attempt at a shadow puppet question mark was not very successful.

OR:

Having lost feeling in his ass in the war, Mal didn't know he was cooking on that hot rock until he smelled what he thought was "Something good!"

OR:

Nathan Fillion prepares a concrete mold of his Green Apple in preparation of using it as a marketing tool. Some Browncoats will buy anything!

OR:

Nathan: Damn it, Joss, you said we were going to film this scene in front of a green screen with a minimum crew!

Joss (OS in front of hundreds of people, mostly giggling girls): Riiiiiiiiight.

OR:

Nathan: (Pissed at Joss) I'll be in my trailer!

Joss: Read your contract next time, Nathan...That is your trailer!

And, I'm tapped, for now...When I say saturate, I mean it!!!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

GUNRUNNER

Thursday, April 28, 2005 6:39 PM

Mal wanted to go to the naked beach too but Wash left bad directions.

Or

The cunning distraction that allowed the Browncoats to hold the high ground on the first day of the Battle of Serenity Valley.

Or

The Christmas card every Fox executive got from the cast and crew of Firefly.

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MONTANAGIRL

Thursday, April 28, 2005 7:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by STEVEthePIRATE:
Don't look Ethel! ... but it was too late.

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STEVEthePIRATE hopes someone else on this board remembers Ray Stevens ...

YES!!! I'm going to be walking around all day going "Don't look Ethel!" now, thank you very much.

If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot. - D'Argo

MANWITHPEZ

Thursday, April 28, 2005 10:13 PM

Quote:

After he retired from smuggling, Mal like to sit around on Sunday morning and look at his lawn. He was reminded to contact his landscaper, Jayne, who had mowed the grass in his usual manner...by shooting it.

OR:

Looking at the majestic mountains always made Mal think of Inara...more so when he was nekkid.

OR:

Nathan's attempt at a nude "Ed Grimley" dance was met with silence tempered with crickets.

OR:

DO YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE THIS BIG DAMN HERO RIGHT HERE? THEN USE THE SAME EXERCISE SYSTEM HE DOES! CAPTAIN MALCOLM REYNOLDS ENDORSES BIG DAMN ROCK™! LOOK LIKE A BIG DAMN HERO TODAY!!!

OR:

Alternate Tattoo Meaning: Winona Forever.

OR:

Mal stared with longing at Pride Rock, knowing someday, he would be king! The Nekkid King. Its good to be The Nekkid King.

OR:

Looking at the dirt around him, Mal couldn't help but be reminded of plows for some reason.

OR:

Gummy, the strange old ranchhand from his Mom's place on Shadow had taught Mal the necessity of "Alone Nekkid Time."

OR:

Mal (Thinking): Isn't it strange how the land on these terraformed worlds looks nothing at all like California? Also, I'm bareass.

OR:

Nathan, being an obvious fan of the song stylings of Jennifer Love Hewitt, tended to go to a bad place in his mind when he listened to "Barenaked".

OR:

Nathan: What's all your problems? We do this in Canada all the time!

OR:

Looking back on it, if he had known the new Serenity action figures were going to turn out the way they did, Nathan probably wouldn't have done so much nude modeling for "The Cause".

OR:

Tonight, on Two Guys and a Girl, Johnny goes schizo and claims, while nude, that he's now the superintendent of "this here bouldery thing."

OR:

Nathan: That's right, I've actually touched Morena, Jewel, Summer, and Gina. Also, your wife is probably drooling over me right now.

OR:

Kaylee: Huh! I never noticed that about the Captain before!

Inara: (Looking away in shame) What's that, Kaylee?

Kaylee: His nostrils ARE really flarey!

OR:

Not many Firefly fans know that Nathan was originally cast as River. Here, we see him prepping for his "box" scene. Thankfully, Joss decided to go in another direction with the character.

OR:

Nathan thought the new method of imprinting concrete in front of Graman's Chinese was a little odd, but, hey, whatever got him "more exposure".

OR:

Alyson Hannigan: (OS) Hey! These guys are always naked over here. Not once in 7 years did I get to show that much skin! (Pouts) And I'm really hot, too.

OR:

As Mal sat, pondering his fate, Jubal Early suddenly dropped from the sky, ripped off his helmet and said "That does NOT seem right to me!"

OR:

Universal rejected Nathan Fillion's Serenity movie poster ideas out of hand.

Hopefully, that ain't all I got in me, but subjects are beginning to run thin on the ground...Which is why most of my captions suck anyways...Enjoy!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Thursday, April 28, 2005 10:53 PM

Whoohoo! I made it into the winners circle

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Nathan: (watching car go past, thinking) Wow, look at the dust trail that old Barracuda kicked up. That thing got a Hemi?

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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes

DARKJESTER

Friday, April 29, 2005 12:15 AM

Nathan ponders a brand new way to flip off Jewel....

Quote:
Originally posted by STEVEthePIRATE:
Don't look Ethel! ... but it was too late.

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STEVEthePIRATE hopes someone else on this board remembers Ray Stevens ...

"He's just as proud as he can be,
of his anatomy.
He's gonna give us a peek"

Thanks for that, SteveThePirate! Brought a smile to my face.

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

KMS

Friday, April 29, 2005 2:47 AM

Quote:

Simon (OS): I thought it was MY turn to be the distraction.

Or

Mal meets a Horta.
Horta: Hey, get off me, buddy!
Mal: PAIN! THE PAIN!
(Star Trek crossover)

or

Mal: I've had this dream before. Shouldn't there be a test that I'm not prepared for?

Or

Simon: That's the biggest gallstone I've ever seen!

Or

Mal: I've decided to go native.
Jayne (OS): Don't know, Mal. Even prairie dogs got coats.

Or

Mal discovers an outfit that gives him even more airflow than gingham dresses, but kind of misses his pretty floral bonnet.

Or

For some reason Mal thought he smelled baked apple.

Or

Simon (OS): He's doing it again.
Jayne (OS): That's it! I am gonna staple those tight pants on him!

Or

Jayne (OS): I could get naked.
Crew (OS): NO!

Or

Zoe (OS): Wrong moon, Sir.

Or

Knowing that the Captain would back up the septic tank aboard ship, the crew felt justified in setting down in an unnamed dessert to let the Captain do his business.

KMS!
‘We’re not obsessed, we’re focused.’---Gizzie

DRAGONWINE

Friday, April 29, 2005 3:03 AM

At least on Star Trek Kirk had a big ole rock to run around, got to chase them evil Gorns. Me , I just got this here little toadstool. And my gila monster....ouch! OK that's it no i'm gonna get me some bbq iguana on a stick.

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

MANTICHORUS

Friday, April 29, 2005 9:01 AM

Mal's plan for winning the latest round of 'Hide-and-seek' was simple, yet sublime.

OR

The full horror of Mal's situation finally sets in, as he realises that he forgot to set his VCR for his favourite TV programme...

OR

Mal's new plan for scaring Alliance operatives was put into action.

More later per-maybe-haps.

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Barret: "I been here since the beginnin', an' I still don't know what the hell's goin' on either."
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"...I'm not a man who likes to swear,
But I've never cared for the sound of bein' alone..." -Neil Diamond, I am... I said.

GRRARRG

Friday, April 29, 2005 12:58 PM

Nathan: I can't believe that Fox exec got me to sleep with her. And then, instead getting the show back, I wake up here. #@%! Fox! My green apple's been used!

I mock you with my monkey pants.
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MANWITHPEZ

Saturday, April 30, 2005 3:00 AM

Quote:

Much like he had with Morena in the pilot episode, Joss called Nathan back for reshoots for absolutely no reason.

OR:

Mal sat, trying to catch his breath after his full Brazilian wax. The wind seem to take the sting out of it.

OR:

Outtakes from Independence Day show Nathan Fillion finally getting to take off that damn alien suit.
Adam: (OS) You think we'll ever work together again, Nathan?

OR:

One of Nathan Fillion's first acting gigs was playing the pile of poo from Jurassic Park. Here, in a production still, he is shown resting on his costume, which was a little too tight for his tastes.

OR:

Overheard on Sand Barge flying overhead: "You're not missing much...I used to live here you know?"

"You're going to die here, you know...convenient!"

Mal: This is absolutely the last job I take on Tatooine.

OR:

Taking the Peaceful Demonstration approach, Nathan shows whichever Browncoat who threatened a theater owner the true way to get advance tickets.

OR:

Mal: (Reading something on the ground) "No Kill I? What the hell does that mean, and why is the rock I'm sitting on moving?"

OR:

Nathan sighed as he prepared to take his next shift at the only job he could get after Firefly's cancellation. Dancing for Browncoat Babe dollars.

OR:

Nathan: Hey! I had clothes on when we filmed that scene!

Joss: Yeah, I know...Zoic's great, ain't they?

OR:

To raise money for the Frightened Theater Owner Association of America, The Ladies Browncoat Auxilliary held their most profitable charity event to date: Catch The Greased Mal.

OR:

Alternate Tattoo Meaning: Alliance Bullet Receptacle!
Mal: Ta ma de!

OR:

Wash: (OS) Oh my God, it's GROTESQUE! Oh, and there's something on a rock.

OR:

After losing the role of Angel to David Boreanaz, Nathan decided to take extreme measures while camping outside Joss's house to get the plum part of Malcolm Reynolds.

OR:

Mal: After Zoe and Wash get here with Serenity, we'll be able to act out that Caption Tightpants from a few weeks ago.

OR:

Alternate Tattoo Meaning: The Independents Totally Kicked The Purplebellies Asses!
Mal: In retrospect, I probably should've waited to get that.

OR:

Old Chinese Proverb: Naked Man on Rock Makes Fangirls Swoon.

OR:

Mal could only think of one way to prevent getting Atomic Wedgies from Jayne.

ManwithPez's Wife's Suggestion:

Nathan (Thinking): I was the best Joey.

And that's all I got for now...

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

THATWEIRDGIRL

Saturday, April 30, 2005 3:17 AM

Pezzy,

i think you need to do something with the leather.

twg

and I like the ZOIC one.

www.thatweirdgirl.com
---
Can we not revel in our cyber-love?

MANWITHPEZ

Saturday, April 30, 2005 4:00 AM

Well ThatWeirdGirl...you know I am kinda hellbent for it!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

GUNRUNNER

Saturday, April 30, 2005 6:11 AM

A excerpt from the worst survival guide in the ‘Verse:
“After a Reaver raiding party razed the planet they left one thing untouched…
"

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HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Saturday, April 30, 2005 6:45 AM

i've never been good at this...but just thought i'd make a suggestion for the next challenge:

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAL: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on and find your own.
SAFFRON: You can't just leave me here, on this
lifeless piece of crap moon...
MAL: Sure I can.
SAFFRON: I'll die.
MAL: Well, as a courtesy, you might start
getting busy on that, cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, April 30, 2005 7:13 AM

Quote:

Nathan (thinking): When I told Joss that I thought nudity rocks, and we should have more on the show, this isn't what I had in mind.

Cilantro!
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Saturday, April 30, 2005 8:32 AM

Mal thinking: Here I am, King of all Londinium. Wouldn't you know? I forgot my hat.

CHOLLETT

Monday, May 2, 2005 5:44 AM

As Mal pondered the meaning of life, the universe, and everything, he failed to realize that all of his clothes had melted off.

or

As Mal sat on his rock in the middle of the desert, he began to recount the events leading him there:
Mal: "Let's see. First the trailer premiered, and then i decided to go to the grocery store, and that's when the cashier recognized me......."

"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie

KMS

Monday, May 2, 2005 8:10 AM

Quote:

Mal finally retires to his secret Cilantro Farm.

Or

In a fit of protest, Mal decides to stage a naked Sit-In until he gets the chance to see the advanced screening of ‘Serenity’, but fails to remember that Whitefall only has drive-in theaters.

KMS!
‘We’re not obsessed, we’re focused.’---Gizzie

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, May 2, 2005 1:20 PM

MANWITHPEZ

Monday, May 2, 2005 3:22 PM

Seeing how as I put so much into this one, I ain't afraid to say: BUMP!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

MANWITHPEZ

Monday, May 2, 2005 5:31 PM

Please don't think me an evil, lecherous hump,
But, I aim to give this thread a great big: BUMP!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

MANWITHPEZ

Monday, May 2, 2005 6:45 PM

Voting seems to be in a slump,
So you know that means a great big BUMP!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

MANWITHPEZ

Monday, May 2, 2005 9:25 PM

I wish I had more money than Forrest Gump,
Until then, here's another great big BUMP!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

MANWITHPEZ

Monday, May 2, 2005 11:03 PM

I'm working out, trying not to be so plump,
My favorite dance my prove to be the BUMP!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."