Favourite Jayne Sayings (for a badge)

POSTED BY: Zol
UPDATED: Thursday, June 23, 2005 20:12
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ZOL

Friday, June 17, 2005 9:45 PM

Ok, I`ve got this cool badge, but what I want is to have some Jayne sayings for it for when I see Adam at the end of next week (at the LF&CC)

Maybe, I`ll have a few on there

"I`ll be in my Bunk!"

God, I`ve got a brain block at the moment - trying to think of all the cool ones (and getting the quote right)

Darin (Zol.)

MARAJADE

Friday, June 17, 2005 10:16 PM

here are some of my personal favorite jayne lines: "that's why i never kiss 'em on the mouth"
"if horses were wishes, we'd all be eating steak"
"pain is scary"
"i was aimin' for his head"

CAPTAINREYNOLDS

Saturday, June 18, 2005 1:10 AM

Along with those suggested in the above message, these are my favorite:

"What'd y'all order a dead guy for?"

And see me signature for one more. Having a sort of brain freeze, more will follow.

Ten percent of nothin' is...let's see, nothin' add nothin' then carry nothin'...well, still nothin'.

LADYSTARHAWK

Saturday, June 18, 2005 1:19 AM

My all time personal favorite:

"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with till you understand who's in ruttin' command here."

But there's so many good ones.

Heather

My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle. - Mal

CALLMESERENITY

Saturday, June 18, 2005 1:26 AM

It is my very favorite gun.

I was gonna get me an ear!

"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau

CORNCOBB

Saturday, June 18, 2005 3:00 AM

Well, there's the one above for starters. Then:

"This seems like a lot of trouble to go to for people who aren't us."

"Time for some thrilling heroics."

"I like smacking 'em!"

"We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural response."

坏狼

REGINAROADIE

Saturday, June 18, 2005 3:21 AM

A couple of my faves..

"Shake your head, boy. Your eyes are stuck."

"Let's move this conversation around to a 'Not Jayne's fault' direction."

"She killed them with mathematics. What else could it have been?"

"Later on you can explain to me how that's a comfort. Might have to use some of that math we've been hearing about."

and of course, the one line that sums him up....

"TO ME!!!!!!!"

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like ... ow ... ound ... round ... ground! That's it! That's a good name - ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me?

3HEADEDMONKEY

Saturday, June 18, 2005 5:34 AM

dang. it's hard. every episode he says something hilarious.

"so does this! I call it Vera!"

i hope he gets some good lines in the movie.

SPQR

Saturday, June 18, 2005 5:45 AM

'If wanted schooling, I've gone to school."
Ariel

"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with till you understand who's in ruttin' command here."
I think that it is the best, too.

RAZEL

Saturday, June 18, 2005 6:33 AM

If shes got the security codes why dont she just walk in and grab it herself

yall had a riot on a count of me?

Now Inara shes got to have some funny whore'n storys

Hope the whores are prettier then the house

Can I start getting sexed already?

OOOps my john thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room there so much tasty near

What we need is a diversion

you get the cash?

Now see i think you might want to rethink that last part...see i married me a powerfully ugly creature

this is the best one Dear Diary, today i was pompous and my sister was crazy . today we me and my sister were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again it was the best day ever .

Razel

FRAY101

Saturday, June 18, 2005 7:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Razel:
this is the best one Dear Diary, today i was pompous and my sister was crazy . today we me and my sister were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again it was the best day ever .

That's the one I'd have gone for too. Although would have to be a big badge...!

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ZOL

Saturday, June 18, 2005 8:20 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fray101:
Quote:
Originally posted by Razel:
this is the best one Dear Diary, today i was pompous and my sister was crazy . today we me and my sister were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again it was the best day ever .

That's the one I'd have gone for too. Although would have to be a big badge...!

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Over 100 Serenity screencaps now available at www.destinything.com.

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www.cafepress.com/fireflyclass

All is not lost, it can be done

wait till you see the badges next weekend Fray - I expect that everbody will want one for the Serenity2 Con.

Darin (Zol.)

Of course I might go with something else, I`m still thinking of the War of the Worlds text from the `new` movie trailer.

MORGANCHAOS

Sunday, June 19, 2005 6:52 AM

"i...sent...you...the...enclosed, ooh, enclosed!"

WEICHI

Sunday, June 19, 2005 2:56 PM

Jayne is always funny. One of my favorites, that does not seem to be mentioned often is

"Thats why I never kiss em on the lips"

See how I'm not punching him, I think I've grown!

FANGIRL

Sunday, June 19, 2005 5:28 PM

"She's in Congress?"
"I'm In!"
"I could get naked."

all my other favs were already mentioned.

"Hell is empty and the devils are all here." - Shakespeare

MORGANCHAOS

Wednesday, June 22, 2005 5:11 AM

i think one of the best quotes would have to be the off-screen "butcher's knife!"

PURPLEBELLY

Wednesday, June 22, 2005 6:26 AM

Ain't looking hard enough

For those of us with a contrary view of Cobb, this says so much. Be careful if you're a Jayne-fanboy wearing this as a button

R1Z

Thursday, June 23, 2005 6:29 PM

Leave us not forget:

"Saw that comin'"

"Sure you don't just wanna piss yourself and back down?"

"This is disappointing as hell!"

"Here's a little concept I've been working on: Why don't we shoot her first?"

"What?"

"Could'a Should'a Would'a"

And my personal favorite:

"I'm smelling a lotta IF comin' off this plan."

Really, you could cover yourself in Jayne quotes. Maybe a new form of armor?

Let us know which one you wear!

R1Z

NWUKSTEVE

Thursday, June 23, 2005 8:07 PM

From the trailer:

Select to view spoiler:

"Let's be bad guys"

"The only people she's a threat to is us on this boat"

And my favourite description OF Jayne:

He's "like a trained ape. Without the training"

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ROBBY

Thursday, June 23, 2005 8:12 PM

My favorite (along with "nuthin' ... divided by nuthin' ... carry the nuthin'") is "Uh, hey, I got a idea. Instead of us hanging around playing art critic 'til I get pinched by the man, how's about we move away from this eerie-ass piece of work, and get on with our increasingly eerie-ass day. How's that?"

A bit big for a badge, though.