CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #32

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, July 4, 2005 14:03
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, June 28, 2005 3:37 PM (P)

And we just keep on flyin' no matter how crowded it gets in our sky! Here is week 31's winner, by Veteran!

And now a rather comical expression from Inara!
(and no, it isn't an outtake!)

** Inara was never quite the same after kissing Mal **

Okay, let's see what y'all got cookin' in yer whimsical brainpans!

BWAH!
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STARPILOTGRAINGER

Tuesday, June 28, 2005 4:07 PM (P)

Inara does her impression of those little geisha dolls with heads that wobble.

Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
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PUMAMANREDUX

Tuesday, June 28, 2005 4:50 PM (P)

"I'm ... so .. wasted"

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KNIBBLET

Tuesday, June 28, 2005 5:12 PM (P)

Inara's Kirstie Alley impression was always a party favorite.

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STARRBABY

Tuesday, June 28, 2005 5:19 PM (P)

Inara: *singing* Gypsies, tramps, and thieves . . .
Mal: *off screen* Shut up! For the last time, you're not Cher.

THEDUKE

Tuesday, June 28, 2005 5:50 PM (P)

Inara: And Jayne was all like, "i feel sleepy" as Simon had drugged him. It was hilarious!

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SIMONWHO

Tuesday, June 28, 2005 6:34 PM (P)

But then the wind changed and Inara lost all her customers.

SHINY

Tuesday, June 28, 2005 6:47 PM (P)

MAL: I *knew* you let her kiss you!!!

Jayne, your mouth is talkin. Might want to look into that.

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Tuesday, June 28, 2005 6:58 PM (P)

In honor of the AFI's top 100 film quotes:

Off-Screen: "I'll have what she's having!"

Star Pilot Grainger
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BLUEBOMBER

Tuesday, June 28, 2005 7:07 PM (P)

INARA: WAAZZZUUUUUP!

or

INARA: ...And the cat made a face like this before I hit--
MAL (OS): That's gettin' real old.

or

INARA: Wuugh! No, Jayne, I don't want to play with your "rainstick!" Put your pants back on!

or

INARA: *sniff, sniff* ...Is someone boiling rotten cabbage?
JAYNE (OS): Sorry. Had beans for lunch.

or

Inara, unfortunately, hadn't listened when her mother said her face was going to stick that way.

Yay! My first Caption Tighpants posting! If I think of something funnier, I'll add it.

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KESSIE

Tuesday, June 28, 2005 7:16 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Mal was having fun with his all posable Inara doll!

Or

Inara: "Mhmmmmmmm cookies!!!!!!"

or

( since i have been watching way too much Angel )

Inara: "Mhmmmmmmm Angel!!!!!!"

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BECKAJO

Tuesday, June 28, 2005 9:13 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by PumamanRedux:

Quote:

Mal (OS): Gorramit, Inara! I told you the peanut butter'd get stuck to the roof your mouth!

DARKJESTER

Tuesday, June 28, 2005 9:40 PM (P)

Inara discovers that the "Atomic Sour Ice Planet" really lives up to it's name!

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

MUTT999

Tuesday, June 28, 2005 9:44 PM (P)

A possible clue as to what's inside that needle?

"That's the buffet table....."

RAT

Tuesday, June 28, 2005 11:53 PM (P)

The face Inara was making in her mind when Kaylee asked: "Have you ever had to service a really hideous client? With boils and the like?".

ASTRAGYNIA

Wednesday, June 29, 2005 5:21 AM (P)

Quote:

Offstage: Hey, I thought somebody said no aliens!

KMS

Wednesday, June 29, 2005 7:40 AM (P)

Inara: Oh, look at the widdle baby….. wodgie wodgie wodgie
Jayne (OS): Now that just downright disturbin'.

Or

So, it was true… Her face did stick that way. Damn, she hated Mal!

Or

Mal OS): He who smelt it, dealt it.

KMS
We're not obsessed, we're focused.--Gizzie

KAYLEE4SIMON

Wednesday, June 29, 2005 11:14 AM (P)

Inara had one too many pieces of the vodka pineapple cake at the Houston screening.

Keep shiny!

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, June 29, 2005 12:58 PM (P)

*DING!* *DONG!* *DING!*

BWAH!
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RYCE

Wednesday, June 29, 2005 1:41 PM (P)

Inara: Whoa, Mal, you gotta warn a person before you let one rip like that!

OR

Moreena: Everything's getting all bendy...and shiny like little angels...
Jewel (OS): You doped her!
Sean (OS): It was supposed to kick in a good deal sooner. I just didn't feel comfortable after Joss gave her that sword.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

INDIGO

Wednesday, June 29, 2005 4:13 PM (P)

Quote:

Fear and Loathing on Persephone.
(with apologies to Hunter) ;)

Inara: "Oh look Mal -- a fun house mirror!"
OS Mal: "Going a little heavy on the happy tea 'Nara?"

INDIGO

Wednesday, June 29, 2005 4:29 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Starrbaby:
Inara: *singing* Gypsies, tramps, and thieves . . .
Mal: *off screen* Shut up! For the last time, you're not Cher.

That was great! Yep, Cher was what I thought too, you beat me to it :)

Beware of Geeks bearing gifs.
Blessed are the Geeks for they shall internet the world.

WICCANSLYR

Wednesday, June 29, 2005 5:40 PM (P)

Inara: And you can't change that by getting all...bendy.

or

Inara: (mouthing to Mal's back)Nah, nah, nah, nah nah!

or

Inara: My head got hit, like Wash!

If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

COSMICFUGITIVE

Wednesday, June 29, 2005 6:09 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

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Inara finds out why Jayne never kisses them on the mouth.

OR:

Morena auditions for the infamous 'strawberry tasting scene'.

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Wednesday, June 29, 2005 8:20 PM (P)

MAL(OS):"So THAT'S what you look like when you're about to sneeze?"

or

INARA:"Crap!I feel a sneeze coming!"

OR

MAL(OS):"Don't you just hate it when you get those sneezes that almost happen, but don't?"

INARA:"Biz-wei"

OR

Inara realizes the threat of terrifying space monkeys when they tie her up and tickle her with a feather.

OR

SIMON(OS):"Yup, it's a cow fetus."

INARA:"How can you tell?"

SIMON(OS):"It's sideways."

INARA:"Ah."

OR

Inara shows Mal how she gets rid of bad clients by showing them her fake "Sex Face".

OR

INARA:"KLEENEX!!!NOW!!!!!"

OR

Inara finally sees what Jayne keeps doing when he goes to his bunk(and regrets it).

OR

Inara finds out where the black market beagles went when they had to "take care of business".

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SHINY

Wednesday, June 29, 2005 8:25 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Inara shows Mal how she gets rid of bad clients by showing them her fake "Sex Face".

ROTFLMGAO!!!

Jayne, your mouth is talkin. Might want to look into that.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, June 29, 2005 11:43 PM (P)

Joss decided to go with Jewel and strawberries after this fiasco with Morena and lemons.

BWAH!
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VOLSTOCK

Thursday, June 30, 2005 12:40 AM (P)

Joss: OK, who left the Inara prototype figure in the sun?!

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DRAGONWINE

Thursday, June 30, 2005 2:55 AM (P)

I coulda been a contenda!

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

CHOLLETT

Thursday, June 30, 2005 6:23 AM (P)

Inara: "Whoa. Good strawberries."

OR

Inara (after seeing a certain trailer): "Whoa. Good trailer."

I can't believe i cant think of anything better.

"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie

RYCE

Thursday, June 30, 2005 2:39 PM (P)

Inara: Let's see, if S is a finite set in vector space V with the property that every x in V has a unique representation as a linear combination of the elements of S, show that S is a basis of V....Dammit Mal, I'm a Companion, not a math teacher!

*Note: Yes, this is an actual problem from last night's linear algebra hw

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

DOYOUFLIP

Thursday, June 30, 2005 8:16 PM (P)

Inara had a secret soft spot for mudder's milk

OR

Poor Jayne, his Inara blow up doll sprung a leak

OR

Inara, not to be outdone by Mal's tight pants, tries on a new Blue Sun TightBra

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Friday, July 1, 2005 12:52 AM (P)

No caption right now, made a few good ones already, lol.

Just telling all that in about 4 or 5 days time, i'll be bringing my caption game here too, and it'll be round 6, so just telling you all so you arent confused, lol.

So far it hasn't been firefly pics, because my friends havent got into it (i dunno why not), so i'm wondering, shall i keep it random pics, or start using firefly shots? Whatever happens, 5 days!

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VETERAN

Friday, July 1, 2005 4:37 AM (P)

-After a few shots Inara began to lose conrtol of her neck and eyelids...
-Inara: See I told you that tequila didn't have any affect me.

-or-
-Inara:...and then this Seinfeld guy says "Neeeewwwmen".

BOOMSLANGER

Friday, July 1, 2005 10:26 AM (P)

Another piece of evidence supporting Jaynes theory that it wasn't incense making Inaras shuttle smell funny

MUTT999

Friday, July 1, 2005 11:05 AM (P)

Blue Sun (candy division) to follow success of "Choco Rivers" with newest product, "Gummi Inaras".

"That's the buffet table....."

RYCE

Saturday, July 2, 2005 2:14 AM (P)

Inara, after one too many not-so-compatible clients...after all, who companions the Companion?

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

RAT

Saturday, July 2, 2005 2:30 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
SIMON(OS):"Yup, it's a cow fetus."

INARA:"How can you tell?"

SIMON(OS):"It's sideways."

INARA:"Ah."

This gives me an idea...

***

Simon OS: Yup, it's a cow fetus.

Inara: Shut up! I'm just...not a morning person!

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Saturday, July 2, 2005 6:26 PM (P)

I'm back from my vacation! Lets see if my sense of humor hasn't gotten rusty:

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Morena auditioning for Land of the Dead.

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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes

DECKROID

Saturday, July 2, 2005 11:26 PM (P)

Easter eggs from the DVD collection:

Watch Adam sing Hero of Canton
See Alan's audition of him playing with dinos
Hear Joss sing the Ballad of Serenity

and...

Be amazed as Morena rehearses her sex/bathing scenes.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Sunday, July 3, 2005 4:19 PM (P)

Okay, it's VOTING TIME!

Who is gorram funny?
Who's got the best ruttin' line?

No humor in the 'Verse can stop you!
(though you may be delayed as you buckle over in laughter)

vote NOW

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BWAH!
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KMS

Monday, July 4, 2005 6:28 AM (P)

I know it's over, but......

Simon (OS): She’s not a witch!
Inara: I’m melting… melting… melt... arrrgghhhh

KMS
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, July 4, 2005 2:03 PM (P)

Yep it's over, but...

Inara: BWOO!
Mal(OS): No no no...it's BWAH! And is that your scary face? Please tell me that's not your scary face...

BWAH!
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