Haken Haiku

POSTED BY: Succatash
UPDATED: Wednesday, December 8, 2004 01:30
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SUCCATASH

Saturday, April 5, 2003 7:16 AM

This thread is dedicated to Haken in the form of Haiku. Please, everyone, write a Haiku for Haken.

his name is Haken
his site is better than Fox
many people glad

MANIACNUMBERONE

Saturday, April 5, 2003 7:34 AM

Haiku is a worthy endeavor. Haken Haiku is an even better one. Here is my offering...

On the Outer Rim
Uncle Haken crafts a land
For All to Enjoy

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Who's winning?
I don't know, they don't seem to be playing by any civilized rules that I know.
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GINOBIFFARONI

Saturday, April 5, 2003 8:40 AM

For Mal

Smoothed by seas
Pounded by wind
A nearly round rock
Home that was

Darkness like a blanket
Covering hope and fear
Empty desolate vacuum
Home that is

Moving with the breeze
Flutting between rocks
Journey neverending
Moving against the black

Hope for friends
Fight my path
Dream for others
Meaning will come

Across the black
Wanting to feel
A cold caress
Desperate chill

A long journey
Friendship and peril
Cut painfully short
Gorram Fox

Well it was a try anyway

PHYSICSCHICK

Saturday, April 5, 2003 8:58 AM

Haken, webmaster
Obsession is really fun
Us Browncoats love you

OK, that's the best I can come up with right now. Will write a better one tomorrow when my term project's done. Yes, boys and girls, I am still at school at 12:30 a.m. on a Friday night!

SUCCATASH

Saturday, April 5, 2003 7:45 PM

free, I do not pay
the website is for us all
I visit often

SARAHETC

Saturday, April 5, 2003 8:42 PM

Haken may be short
But he's got it where it counts
Browncoats forever!

I'm a dying breed who still believes, haunted by American dreams. ---Neko Case

SARAHETC

Saturday, April 5, 2003 10:42 PM

Firefly fans dot net:
My home away from home yeah.
I am addicted.

SARAHETC

Saturday, April 5, 2003 10:49 PM

In the darkness of
cancelation, Haken posts
the lost episodes

SUCCATASH

Sunday, April 6, 2003 2:51 AM

tag log is handy
blue sun room shines day and night
brown coat story time

SUCCATASH

Thursday, April 10, 2003 4:17 AM

Sarah keeps writing
Haken reads her browncoat tales
he smiles with pleasure

SUCCATASH

Thursday, April 10, 2003 4:20 AM

Firefly DVD
I would crap my pants for that
Also your pants too

WERESPAZ

Thursday, April 10, 2003 4:20 PM

Quote:

Firefly DVD
I would crap my pants for that
Also your pants too

OHMYGOD! That is the funniest thing. I had to work really hard to contain myself because I'm at work and bursting out laughing isn't the best way to show people I'm not goofing off. (I'm a temp so they actually could fire me for it)

Okay here's mine:

Haken is da man
he provides what fox destroys
I can't stop laughing

Man, it's been a long time since I tried Haiku.

-The SpAz

MANIACNUMBERONE

Thursday, April 10, 2003 8:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Succatash:
Firefly DVD
I would crap my pants for that
Also your pants too

Firefly back on tv
You could crap my pants for that
But then you keep 'em

Pretty gorram funny Succatash. You come up with some hilarious stuff sometimes.

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Who's winning?
I don't know, they don't seem to be playing by any civilized rules that I know.
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NEIL

Thursday, April 10, 2003 10:17 PM

His name was Haken
He was a show girl
ribbon in his hair

HAKEN

Thursday, April 10, 2003 10:32 PM

You are all funny
Writing Haiku of Haken
Am I really here?

LORA

Saturday, April 12, 2003 1:42 AM

Oh, Haken, Haken!
You keep Firefly flying high.
Our hero you are.

Oh, Haken, Haken!
You post scripts -- our weekly fix.
Our hero you are.

Oh, Haken, Haken!
Your website is a delight.
Our hero you are.

Oh, Haken, Haken!
Succatash can have my pants.
Our hero you are.

Oh, Haken, Haken!
You give me Serenity.
My hero you are.

"Is there any way I'm gonna get out of this with honor and dignity?" Zoe, War Stories

SARAHETC

Saturday, April 12, 2003 2:57 AM

Lora is the one
So she brightens up the thread
My dixie sweetheart

Haken and Lora
Always truest of Browncoats
They're keeping the faith

LORA

Saturday, April 12, 2003 3:38 AM

Pictures has Sarah
of Browncoats in Atlanta.
Sarah, let me see!

A beauty is she:
blonde and buxom and bubbly.
Joy with her to be.

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Haken and Sarah,
Succatash and Lost Angel,
Maniac and me--

Browncoats of heart true:
lurkers, posters, jokers, too,
reading our haiku.

"Is there any way I'm gonna get out of this with honor and dignity?" Zoe, War Stories

SUCCATASH

Saturday, April 12, 2003 3:41 AM

Originally posted by Lora:
Oh, Haken, Haken!
Succatash can have my pants.
Our hero you are.

Lora, oh Lora
thanks for giving me your pants
what will you wear now?

LORA

Saturday, April 12, 2003 3:51 AM

Only a brown coat
for my friends to know me by.
That is all I need.

Haken brings us hope.
Independent we may be,
but strong together.

"Is there any way I'm gonna get out of this with honor and dignity?" Zoe, War Stories

SUCCATASH

Saturday, April 12, 2003 4:33 AM

Lora, a favor
can I borrow your brown coat?
thanks, hope you don't mind

MANIACNUMBERONE

Saturday, April 12, 2003 4:40 AM

I wish more women
Would wear only a brown coat,
I'd get nothing done.

SUCCATASH

Saturday, April 12, 2003 6:03 AM

WE INTERRUPT THIS THREAD TO BRING YOU THE FOLLOWING COMMERCIAL ADVERTISEMENT

MANIACNUMBERONE

Saturday, April 12, 2003 6:28 AM

Butt paste! butt paste?
Succatash, what are we gonna do with you? You always post the craziest, funniest shit. I am gonna go out and buy some for my new babys' butt!

The butt paste browncoat
Succatash makes us laugh hard
And sneeze out some milk

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Who's winning?
I can't really tell, they don't seem to be playing by any civilized rules that I know.
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SARAHETC

Saturday, April 12, 2003 3:19 PM

Browncoats shouldn't sleep
Butt paste posted in the night
Y'all are shiniest

Can you use butt paste
If you are missing your pants?
Get me my brown coat

LERXST

Saturday, April 12, 2003 7:10 PM

For Firefly fans, he
Created this shiny site
We owe him big-time!

Ugly crack appears
When you put on a gunbelt
Quick, get some butt paste

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Cap'n, can I have money for a slinky dress?

SUCCATASH

Sunday, April 13, 2003 2:00 AM

I need to know this
what can Butt Paste do for me?
I learn without pride

HAKEN

Sunday, April 13, 2003 8:20 AM

Butt Paste cools the moon
On passionate Summer's night
To cycle once more

SUCCATASH

Tuesday, April 15, 2003 12:41 AM

Maniac get drunk
say who the hell is Haken
wake with hangover

MANIACNUMBERONE

Tuesday, April 15, 2003 8:13 AM

Maniac remorse
For night of debauchery
Haiku gives release

MANIACNUMBERONE

Wednesday, April 16, 2003 8:19 AM

Tax day is over
My typing is at an end
Soon to sleep I go.

SUCCATASH

Sunday, May 11, 2003 7:09 AM

Fanfic fun to read
Sarah's Browncoat Chronicles
Queen of my pencil

SUCCATASH

Friday, June 27, 2003 1:28 AM

Haken, where is he?
He deserves a vacation
Haken is busy

LORA

Saturday, September 20, 2003 6:42 PM

Haken, he leads us
and hosts a shiny website.
Bumping Haiku thread!

Missing you for weeks,
I moved across the country.
It's good to be home.

Serenity flies
In my head and through my heart
On my TV screen.

U-Day is today:
will watch The Train Job all night.
Shiny memory.

Reading news again.
DVDs and movie deals.
I have found hope here.

"Is there any way I'm gonna get out of this with honor and dignity?" Zoe, War Stories

SUCCATASH

Friday, June 25, 2004 3:26 AM

Here it is pointless
Haken doesn't make me work
offline to get points

11THHOUR

Friday, June 25, 2004 3:45 AM

Haken eyes glowing
keyboard fingers electric
virtual playground

11thHour

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"Doing the impossible makes us mighty... happy."

JASONZZZ

Friday, June 25, 2004 3:48 AM

Strictly Speaking So,
Haiku here none of these make
Senryu mo apro

MANTICHORUS

Monday, June 28, 2004 8:37 AM

Is there going to be a 'Haken Limerick' thread? lol.

Moving swiftly in the night,
Haken strikes down Fox,
Who cancelled the dream...

Poor attempt, I know.

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MAL: "Well, look at this! Appears them boys at Fox have decided to cancel us. What does that make them?"
ZOE: "Big damn idiots, sir."
MAL: "Ain't they just."
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EVILTOBZ

Monday, June 28, 2004 4:36 PM

jewel posts here sometimes
she is pretty so thats nice
my thanks to haken

yep, i'm a letcherous old perv bound for the special hell :)

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eviltobz - that's lowercase gorram it!

MAUGWAI

Monday, June 28, 2004 4:56 PM

oooh, I love haiku. I do a lot of them to keep me from losing my mind from boredom when I have to monitor the hall during lunch. Ok, so here goes:

Pronunciation?
Is it Ha-kin or Hah-kin?
Always wondered.

Serenity fans
The world will soon see the truth
Vindication comes

"Dear diary, today I was pompous and my sister was crazy."

SPLIBERTARIAN

Monday, June 28, 2004 7:53 PM

Appreciation
To Haken, I use his link
To Serenity

WELA

Saturday, July 3, 2004 9:16 PM

Being Grateful:
Haken it is,
"beautiful" frozen in mind.

I'd better not work with living people

MANIACNUMBERONE

Sunday, July 4, 2004 12:37 AM

gentle blowing beeze
wanders aimlessly about
gathering petals

GORDONCOMSTOCK

Sunday, July 4, 2004 2:25 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Mantichorus:
Is there going to be a 'Haken Limerick' thread? lol.

You asked for it . . .

There was a webmaster named Haken
whose site had the strength to awaken
the Firefly fans
who quickly made plans
to make the FOX network start achin'

MANIACNUMBERONE

Tuesday, December 7, 2004 6:42 PM

River Haiku

Lost in doubtful dreams
Forever never knowing
Everything but sleep

FORRESTWOLF

Wednesday, December 8, 2004 1:30 AM

A Haken Google Sonnet
(courtesy of http://www.leevilehto.net/google/sonnet.asp;
this is indeed computer-generated)
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on your side, Haken?) Proudly, zoid Burn
(show) this episode? Haken. Someone
"Hero of Canton - Top-of-the-line
"Dilution - - Grapeseed

54768 PINEWOOD AVE,B FOOTE,BRAD
Nyquist tp And far away (9:10) / Rianne
people attempted to solve this one
hacker hahn haifa haircut hairdressing

22, 2003 15:21 The Serenity flies
fox form. She's a WereFox incase
Serenity have been busy - Quote: All

Kat, MJ - Haken always makes
of Serenity. with a whole universe
Chronicles Description - that will