Favorite Movie Quotes

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LERXST

Tuesday, May 13, 2003 4:50 AM

Because the Firefly Quote thread was a lot of fun, and because of the rumoured FF movie, I'd like to hear some of your favorite movie quotes.

Here's one of mine:

"You guys came here in that thing? You're braver than I thought." --Leia, Star Wars

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Raspberry! Only one man would dare give me the raspberry...LONESTAR!!

CORPRUGA

Tuesday, May 13, 2003 11:48 AM

Well, one of my favorites is my signature quote from Help!. I also have a particular fondness for:
"We've got a blind date with destiny,
and it looks like she's ordered the
lobster!" --The Shoveler, Mystery Men

and:

"Get busy living or get busy dying."
--Andy and Red, The Shawshank Redemption

Movie quotes are awesome. I use them for my phrases when I play hangman.

"It's a thingie! A fiendish thingie!"--George Harrison, Help!

SARAHETC

Tuesday, May 13, 2003 12:29 PM

"What you're feeling is premature enlightenment." --- Fight Club

GAEBOLGA

Tuesday, May 13, 2003 12:46 PM

"Those guys look tough!" - Thomas (Jackie Chan)

"Super tough!" - David (Biao 'Lightning Bill' Yuen)

"Let's run!" - Thomas

"Okay!" - David

[Mad dash out of dark alley]

- Meals on Wheels

- "Everyone's afraid of the neighborhood griper."

GAEBOLGA

Tuesday, May 13, 2003 1:14 PM

Not movie quotes, but...

"Ah, just the bundle of negative reinforcement I was looking for." - Mr. Gone

"I had penetrated to the soft, white, be-toothed heart of darkness." - Maxx

"Who am I kidding? I probably don't even have a toilet paper fairie." - Julie

"But it's not that; I was thinking 'please, God, don't let something so profound be expressed in words this trite.' But it was too late." - Sarah

All from The Maxx animated series

- "Everyone's afraid of the neighborhood griper."

SERENITYVALLEY

Tuesday, May 13, 2003 2:45 PM

I collect quotes. Mine are on my website

http://www.simple-assault.com/quotes.html

"Turn back Sarah, Turn back before it's too late." --Labyrinth

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" -Wash
"I told him to sit down," -Simon

KAYTHRYN

Tuesday, May 13, 2003 3:51 PM

Quote:
Post by Serenityvally:
"Turn back Sarah, Turn back before it's too late." --Labyrinth

Oh! A Labyrinth fan! That defiantly ranks on my top ten favorite movies list. What good taste we Browncoats have.

This is a long quote, but I feel obligated to include it.

"You remind me of the babe."
"What babe?"
"The babe with the power."
"What power?"
"The power of voodoo."
"Who do?"
"You do."
"Do what?"
"Remind me of the babe."
-Jareth & Goblins

I used to sing that as a kid... that and the song the orange head throwing puppets sang.

Though my all time favorite quote would have to be my tag. Ain’t it just the truth?

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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Aristotle

SERENITYVALLEY

Tuesday, May 13, 2003 4:05 PM

That's my favorite movie! I have the whole movie memorized and I have the soundtrack too. Yay. I like the little hat guy. He's so great. "Well then I THINK that's you luck. Please leave a contribution in the little box."

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" -Wash
"I told him to sit down," -Simon

RIVERSIDE

Tuesday, May 13, 2003 4:17 PM

I LOVE The Maxx!
Three of my faves.
"Stop that, everybody knows Iszes don't have eyeballs!" - Mr Gone
and
"...or they might be staring because I just said all of that out loud. Crap." The Maxx
and
"...musn't have people seeing grannies clipped to trash bins by thier teeth." - Mr Gone
(not sure how exact my quotes are, havent' seen it since my last b-day).

Quote:
Originally posted by Gaebolga:
Not movie quotes, but...

"Ah, just the bundle of negative reinforcement I was looking for." - Mr. Gone

"I had penetrated to the soft, white, be-toothed heart of darkness." - Maxx

"Who am I kidding? I probably don't even have a toilet paper fairie." - Julie

"But it's not that; I was thinking 'please, God, don't let something so profound be expressed in words this trite.' But it was too late." - Sarah

All from The Maxx animated series

- "Everyone's afraid of the neighborhood griper."

RIVERSIDE

Tuesday, May 13, 2003 4:19 PM

How can one not love Laryrinth!
My fave
"Hey lady, that's his head - hey that's my head!"
"You're only allowed to throw your own head!"
"Take off your ears!"
"You don't need two ears..."
-weirdo orange guys

Quote:
Originally posted by Kaythryn:
Quote:
Post by Serenityvally:
"Turn back Sarah, Turn back before it's too late." --Labyrinth

Oh! A Labyrinth fan! That defiantly ranks on my top ten favorite movies list. What good taste we Browncoats have.
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Aristotle

SARAHETC

Tuesday, May 13, 2003 4:50 PM

Police: Are you human?
Dallas: Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

Lelu: Multipass!

The Fifth Element

MARK

Tuesday, May 13, 2003 5:09 PM

Awww!!! But you're missing out on some of the goodies!!

"Ryan... Be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react well to bullets."
-Connery to Baldwin in the Missile room. The Hunt For Red October.

"Get off the Nuclear warhead!!" - Armageddon

"Did you know we're sitting on 2 million gallons of fuel, a nuclear weapon and a thing with 270,000 moving parts that was built by the lowest bidder. Kinda makes you feel good dont it?" - Armageddon.

"Your muscles freeze, you can't breathe, you spasm so hard you break your own back and spit your guts out... But that's after your skin melts off" - The Rock

"Now back up, put the gun down and give me a packet of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious."
"And some Skittles" - Bad Boys

Twelve spheres of unendurable brightness spalled the velvety blackness of space.
The silence on Lester Tourville's flag bridge was absolute
And then the spell was broken as Shannon Foraker looked up from her console from where she had just sent a seemingly innocent command to the main computers of State Security's finest Superdreadnoughts.
"Oops." She said.

HOTFORKAYLEE

Tuesday, May 13, 2003 5:10 PM

"Give me some sugar baby"

"Groovy"

Bruce "Ash" Campbell-Evil Dead II

Quote:
"Who am I? I'm Susan Ivanova, Commander, daughter of Andrei and Sofie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance, and the boot that is gonna kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart. I'm death incarnate and the last living thing that you're ever going to see. God sent me."

SARAHETC

Tuesday, May 13, 2003 5:16 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by HotForKaylee:
"Give me some sugar baby"

"Groovy"

Bruce "Ash" Campbell-Evil Dead II

"That's just pillow talk, baby."

"I am Jack's smirking revenge." Fight Club

"If I were an eighteenth century French general stuck in San Dimas, where would I go? Waterloo!!!" Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

"You're money, baby. You're money!" Swingers

Col. Mustard: This is war, Peacock! You cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs. Every cook'll tell you that.
Mrs. Peacock: But look what happened to the cook!
Clue ... and I could do Clue quote all day

"How very." Heathers

Okay, I could go on and on.

GAEBOLGA

Tuesday, May 13, 2003 5:40 PM

"Where did you learn that?" - John Spartan (Sylvester Stallone)

"Watching Jackie Chan movies." - Lenina Huxley (Sandra Bullock)

- Demolition Man

- "Everyone's afraid of the neighborhood griper."

GAEBOLGA

Tuesday, May 13, 2003 5:45 PM

"You killed my hostage. You killed my hostage. You killed my hostage! [*gunshot*] Never do that again." - Mr. Gone

- "Everyone's afraid of the neighborhood griper."

HOTFORKAYLEE

Tuesday, May 13, 2003 6:00 PM

Jonathan: You want a job? I got a job for you. Fix up this pigsty! You get a pretty Goddammed good salary for testing out this bed all day! You want an extra fifty dollars a week, try vacuuming! You want an extra hundred, make this Goddammed bed! Try opening some Goddammed windows! That's why you can't stand up in here, the Goddammed place smells like a coffin!
Carnal Knowledge

Drew: I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh! Oh!

Peter: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on me do.
Peter: Good point.

Bob:If you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?
Peter: Yeah.
Bob: Great.
Peter: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door--that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh--after that I sorta space out for an hour.
Bob: Da-uh? Space out?
Peter: Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

Bob: Looks like you've been missing quite a bit of work lately.
Peter: Well, I wouldn't say I've been MISSING it, Bob.

Milton: And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and its not okay because if they take my stapler then ill set the building on fire.

Bill: Oh, and next Friday...is Hawaiian shirt day...so, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.
Office space

Quote:
"Now, a headache I can get over. I'm not sure if I'm going to get over being dead anytime soon."

GAEBOLGA

Tuesday, May 13, 2003 6:15 PM

"He's sulking in his tent like Achilles...Achilles? Greek hero? The Illiad? Read a book!" - Handy

[slightly later]

"Uh, he's sulking in his tent like a guy from Chile." - One-Ton

"Oh God, you're making us look bad!" - Handy

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"Dis is not mad science! Mad science is about doing bad sings to good people! Mit sicence!" - Professor Chromedome

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"Arthur! Monkey out of nowehre!" - The Tick

- All from The Tick animated series.

- Fear the badger, for it is mighty!

CHRISTHECYNIC

Tuesday, May 13, 2003 7:20 PM

I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free

It pissed the warden off someything aweful.
-Shawshank Redemption

Colonel Mustard: Wadsworth, am I right in thinking there is no body else in this house?
Wadsworth: Ummm, no.
Colonel Mustard: Then there is someone else in this house?
Wadsworth: No, sorry. I said no meaning yes.
Colonel Mustard: No meaning yes? Look I want a straight answer, is there someone else, or isn't there? Yes or no?
Wadsworth: Ummm, no.
Colonel Mustard: No there is, or no there isn't?
Wadsworth: Yes.

later, same scene

Colonel Mustard: Well, there is still some confusion as to whether or not there is anybody else in this house.
Wadsworth: I told you there isn't!
Colonel Mustard: There isn't any confusion, or there isn't anbody else?
Wadsworth: Either, or both!
Colonel Mustard: Just give me a clear answer!
Wadsworth: Certainly!
[clears his throat]
Wadsworth: What was the question?
Colonel Mustard: Is there anybody else in the house!
All: NO!!!
Colonel Mustard: Well thats what he says... but does he know?

Newt: We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly.

Hudson: Express elevator to hell - going down!

SARAHETC

Tuesday, May 13, 2003 7:34 PM

Mrs. White: Nobody can get into that position!
Prof. Plum: I'll show you.
Mrs. White: Get offa me!!!

http://www.zoicite.com/clue/nobody. jpg

Wadsworth and Mrs. White: Let us in! Let us in!
Col. Mustard and Miss Scarlet: Let us out! Let us out!

Col. Mustard: You paid the blackmail! How many husbands have you had?
Mrs. White: Mine or other womens?
Col. Mustard: Yours.
Mrs. White: Five.
Col. Mustard: Five?
Mrs. White: Yes, just the five. Husbands should be like kleenex: soft, strong and disposable.
Col. Mustard: You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies!
Mrs. White: Flies are where men are most vunerable.
Col. Mustard: If I was the killer, I would kill you next! (beat) What? I said if!

http://www.zoicite.com/clue/husbands. jpg

Take out the space before jpg. Didn't want to snatch bandwidth.

CHRISTHECYNIC

Tuesday, May 13, 2003 7:45 PM

Hudson: In case you haven't been paying attention to current events, we just got our asses kicked, pal!

After all of that Clue I thought we could use some Aliens

Hudson: Well that's great, that's just fuckin' great man, now what the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now man... That's it man, game over man, game over, man! Game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?

Bishop: I'm afraid I have some bad news.
Hudson: Well that's a switch.

Frost: I guess she don't like the cornbread, either.

Hudson: I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT want to fuck with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Whoa! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, base plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...

Hicks: Marines, we are LEAVING!

Burke: Look, Ripley, this is a multi-million dollar installation. He can't make that kind of decision. He's just a grunt. Ah, no offense.
Hicks: None taken.

Later

Hicks: All right, we waste him. No offense!

GAEBOLGA

Tuesday, May 13, 2003 7:59 PM

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." - Ripley

- Fear the badger, for it is mighty!

CHRISTHECYNIC

Tuesday, May 13, 2003 9:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gaebolga:
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." - Ripley

Hudson: Fuckin' A...
Burke: Ho-ho-hold on one second. This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it.
Ripley: They can *bill* me.

TALRIUS

Tuesday, May 13, 2003 10:25 PM

"All right you bunch of primitive screw-heads this, is my boom stick!"

Ash - Bruce Campbell VS the Army of Darkness.

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DOBSON: I'm supposed to be meeting my wife's sister. I've only got a few days to see her...

ZOE: I wish there was another way...

DOBSON: Oh, no, no. That woman is like a dragon. I mean, I believe she has a tail. If there's any other moons we need to visit, or if we could just
fly very slowly...

KOFFEE

Tuesday, May 13, 2003 10:26 PM

Bartleby: “You can't be anal retentive if you don't have an anus.”

~Dogma

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“It's a real burn, being right so often.”

CHRISTHECYNIC

Tuesday, May 13, 2003 10:34 PM

Good one Koffee
I always liked the opening

Nun: You don't believe in God because of Alice in Wonderland?
Loki: No, "Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter" that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or...or with his tusk, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do...what do they do? They...They dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensure the destruction of one's inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions...by inhibiting our decisions, out of...out of fear of some...some intangible parent figure who...who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says...and says, "Do it--Do it and I'll fuckin' spank you!"

Bartleby: You know, here's what I don't get about you. You know for a fact that there is a God. You have been in his presence. He's spoken to you personally, and yet I just heard you claim to be an atheist.
Loki: I just like to fuck with the clergy, man. I just love it. I just love to keep those guys on their toes.

TALRIUS

Tuesday, May 13, 2003 11:05 PM

"When you're gonna shoot, shoot. Don't talk."

Tuco - The Good, The Bad, The ugly.

________

"You won't hurt me."

"Yeah? why not?"

"Because you are a police man. There are rules for policemen."

"Yeah. My Captain keeps telling me the same thing."

McClane pistol whips the Terrorist.

A terrorist and McClane - Die Hard.

_________

"A million terrorists in the world and I kill the one with feet smaller than my sister."

John McClane - Die Hard.

__________

"Attention, whoever you are. This cannel is reserved for emergancy use only-"

"No fucking shit, Lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"

The Dispatcher and McClane.

__________

McClane throws a terrorist's dead body onto an officer's car. The terrorists open fire on the cop.

"Welcome to the party, pal."

___________

I'm watching Die Hard right now.

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DOBSON: I'm supposed to be meeting my wife's sister. I've only got a few days to see her...

ZOE: I wish there was another way...

DOBSON: Oh, no, no. That woman is like a dragon. I mean, I believe she has a tail. If there's any other moons we need to visit, or if we could just
fly very slowly...

MELEE

Tuesday, May 13, 2003 11:08 PM

Quote:
Police: Are you human?
Dallas: Negative. I am a meat popsicle.
Lelu: Multipass!

"Chicken gooood!"

Yay for the Fifth Element! One of my friends has Lelu hair.

Other favorite quotes of mine:

Buttercup: We'll never survive!
Wesley: Nonsense, you're only saying that because no one ever has!

Vincini: You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slighyl less well known is this: never go in against a Scicilian when DEATH is on the line! HahahahahahaHA! *dies*

Kid: See, didn't I tell you she'd never marry that rotten Humperdink?
Grandpa: Yes, yes, you're very smart. Shut up.

--The Princess Bride

"Maybe we should call in a bomb threat to Houston, I think it's free beer night at the astrodome."

--The X-Files movie

Mr. Furious: Why am I doing this again?
The Sphinx: When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you can head off your foes with a balanced attack.
Mr. Furious: And why am I wearing the watermelon on my feet?
The Sphinx: I don't remember telling you to do that.

The Sphinx: Until you can master your rage...
Mr. Furious: Your rage will become your master? That's what you were gonna say, wasn't it?
The Sphinx: Not necissarily.

The Bowler: Waitasecond, what? No dad, he is not a commie nor a fruit! Sorry, sometimes his ignorance embarasses me.
Blue Raja: Pardon me, but am I to understand you've inserted your FATHER'S scull into that ball for bowling?
The Bowler: Nah... guy at the pro-shop did it.

--Mystery Men

I'm sure I'll come up with more later

HOTFORKAYLEE

Tuesday, May 13, 2003 11:18 PM

This is getting to be a fun thread!

Jay: Holy hell, is that monkey waving at us? Oh shit! It understood us! Maybe it's some kind of super monkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? WHAT IF THEY'RE CREATING AN ARMY OF THEM? Holy shit! It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files....ROSWELL style! This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image! OH and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - DAMN YOUS! Goddamn yous all to hell!

Jay: What's twistin' this bitches tit?
Justice: Maybe it's because girls don't like to be called bitches, Jay.
Jay: They don't? How 'bout fine piece of ass?
Justice: How 'bout not.
Jay: Then what the fuck am I supposed to call you?
Justice: Something sweet, ya big goof. Something nice.
Jay: Boo boo kitty fuck?
Justice: That's...a start.

Jay: Eew, dude, she had 70's bush. Second rule of the road should be "Trim that shit".
Jay And Slint Bob Strike Back

Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Attendee: Brought peace?
Reg: Oh, peace -- shut up!
Reg: There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death to rid this country of the Romans once and for all.
Dissenter: Uh, well, one.
Reg: Oh, yeah, yeah, there's one. But otherwise, we're solid.
Life of Brian

So many more but I don't wanna hog the whole thread.

Quote:
"No! You have no rights. There's no courtroom here, Captain. No tribunals, no attorneys, no justice, no mercy, no fairness, no hope, no last minute escape. You will walk through that door when you confess and not one second before."

CHRISTHECYNIC

Tuesday, May 13, 2003 11:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by HotForKaylee:
This is getting to be a fun thread!

Yup

Quote:
So many more but I don't wanna hog the whole thread.

Why not? I am. I could use company.

I would have like to have seen Montana.
-Hunt for Red October.

Inigo Montoya: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die.

Westley: Hear this now: I will always come for you.
Buttercup: But how can you be sure?
Westley: This is true love -- you think this happens every day?

Westley: I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me?
Buttercup: Well... you were dead.
Westley: Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.

Inigo Montoya: Now, offer me money.
[slices Count Rugen's cheek]
Count Rugen: Yes.
Inigo Montoya: Power too. Promise me that.
[slices Count Rugen's other cheek]
Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please...
Inigo Montoya: Offer me everything I ask for.
Count Rugen: Any thing you want.
Inigo Montoya: I want my father back, you son of bitch.
[stabs and kills Count Rugan]

Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE!
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Westley: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

Inigo Montoya: But, I promise I will not kill you until you reach the top.
Man in Black: That's VERY comforting, but I'm afraid you'll just have to wait.
Inigo Montoya: I hate waiting. I could give you my word as a Spaniard.
Man in Black: No good. I've known too many Spaniards.
Inigo Montoya: Isn't there any way you trust me?
Man in Black: Nothing comes to mind.
Inigo Montoya: I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya, you will reach the top alive.
Man in Black: Throw me the rope.

Vizzini: You are trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen!
=Princess Bride

God, I could go on all night with that movie.

KAYTHRYN

Wednesday, May 14, 2003 2:23 AM

Quote:
Posted by Christhecynic:
Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Westley: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
=Princess Bride

God, I could go on all night with that movie.

Oh I understand. Princess Bride happens to be another movie on my top ten list. You guys keep snatching the best ones, dang it! Inigo Montoya was what got me into fencing in the first place. He’s so cool.

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen:

Baron Munchausen: “I’m tired of the world… it’s all logic & reason now, science, progress, laws of hydraulics, laws of social dynamics, laws of this that & the other. No place for 3-legged cyclops from the south seas, no place for cucumber trees and oceans of wine. No place for me.”

Baron Munchausen: “And that was only one of the many occassions on which I met my death, an experience which I don’t hesitate strongly to recommend.”

Hey, and nobody can forget Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Can I just quote the whole movie?

French Solider: “You don't frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English kiniggets.”

King Arthur: “Now stand aside, worthy adversary.”
The Black Knight: “'Tis but a scratch.”
King Arthur: “A scratch?! Your arm's off.”
The Black Knight: “No it isn't.”
King Arthur: “Then what's that then.”
The Black Knight: “I've had worse.”
The Black Knight: “Have at you!”
King Arthur: “You're indeed brave sir knight, but the fight is mine.”
The Black Knight: “Oh, had enough, aye?”
King Arthur: “Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.”
The Black Knight: “Yes I have.”
King Arthur: “Look!”
The Black Knight: “Just a flesh wound.”

I’m in the mood for old movies now.

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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Aristotle

LERXST

Wednesday, May 14, 2003 4:34 AM

More Monty Python --

French Soldier: "I wave my privates at you! I fart in your general direction!"

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Raspberry! Only one man would dare give me the raspberry...LONESTAR!!

SIRENKAIN

Wednesday, May 14, 2003 6:01 AM

So many- so little time --I'll stay with the classics

"Say hello to my little friend" -Scarface

"Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper" -Star Wars

still thinking ---I think

SARAHETC

Wednesday, May 14, 2003 3:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by christhecynic:

Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE!
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

That is so my favorite!

At the other end of the movie spectrum, let's do this:

Pumpkin: Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
Honeybbunny: Any of you fucking pigs move and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you!

Butch: I think I broke a rib.
Fabienne: From the oral pleasure?

Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett!

Lance: But she's got a breastplate. Have to get through that. You gotta bring the needle down in a stabbing motion.
Vincent: I gotta stab her three times?

HOTFORKAYLEE

Wednesday, May 14, 2003 3:42 PM

This was such a funny movie until t.v. got a hold of it and chopped it up:
Clark: I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes!
Vacation

One of my favorite movies:
Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Lady: Nervous?
Striker: Yes.
Lady: First time?
Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: Yes I am serious...and don't call me Shirley.
Airplane

If you've never seen this one, see it:
Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand?! Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What?! Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, fuck off!
Arthur: How shall we fuck off, O Lord?
Life of Brian, Monty Python

One last classic:
Pedro: How am I drivin' man?
Man: I think we're parked.
Up in Smoke

Quote:
"I apologize. I'm .. sorry. I'm sorry we had to defend ourselves against an unwarranted attack. I'm sorry that your crew was stupid enough to fire on a station filled with a quarter million civilians, including your own people. And I'm sorry I waited as long as I did before I blew them all straight to hell. .. As with everything else, it's the thought that counts."

GAEBOLGA

Wednesday, May 14, 2003 3:56 PM

"Now we wait until they fall asleep, then Sir Lancelot, Sir Galahad, and I sneak out of the rabbit and take them unawares." - Sir Bedevere

"Who sneaks out?" - King Arthur

"Eh, Lancelot, Galahad, and I...eh, sneak...eh, oo. Perhaps if we built a large wooden badger...." - Sir Bedevere

- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

- Fear the badger, for it is mighty!

GAEBOLGA

Wednesday, May 14, 2003 4:03 PM

"Sir Lancelot, the brave; Sir Galahad, the pure; and Sir Robin, the not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, who nearly fought the Dragon of Angor, who nearly faced up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol, and who personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill" - voice over

- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

- Fear the badger, for it is mighty!

GAEBOLGA

Wednesday, May 14, 2003 4:08 PM

"She's got huge...tracts of land." - The King of Swamp Castle

- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

- Fear the badger, for it is mighty!

GAEBOLGA

Wednesday, May 14, 2003 4:19 PM

"I will make you suffer large, alien!" - Holo-Dib

* * * * *

"Oh, you'll open your eyes, Dib. You have to breathe sometime." - Zim

* * * * *

"Well, I guess you win. Grr! Active self-destruct program!" - Zim

"Finally!" - Grr

* * * * *

"I love them little tacos. I love them GOOOOD." - Grr

- All from Invader ZIM

- Fear the badger, for it is mighty!

BEANNACHD

Wednesday, May 14, 2003 6:30 PM

What is the I apologize quote from? That sounds like a good one.

How about:
"What's my name? Say my name, bitch?"

"Hey, Stiffler, How's the pale ale?"

"Suck me, beautiful!"

And, of course:
"This one time, at band camp..."

THought I'd bring down the intellectual level here for a moment. Sorry.

CHRISTHECYNIC

Wednesday, May 14, 2003 6:44 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by beannachd:
THought I'd bring down the intellectual level here for a moment. Sorry.

Why?

Professor Hathaway: When you first started at Pacific Tech you were well on your way to becoming another Einstein and then you know what happened?
Chris Knight: I got a haircut?

Chris Knight: If you think that by threatening me you can get me to do what you want... Well, that's where you're right. But - and I am only saying that because I care - there's a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.

Chris Knight: Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, "I drank what?"

Mitch Taylor: The weirdest thing just happened to me.
Chris Knight: Was it a dream where you were where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Mitch Taylor: No...
Chris Knight: Why, am I the only one who has that dream?

-Real Genius

BEANNACHD

Wednesday, May 14, 2003 6:48 PM

And giving Chevy Chase his due -
"I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, four flushing, low life, snake licking, dirt eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, bloodsucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat assed, bug eyed, stiff legged, spotty lipped, worm headed, sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

NONOLUNA

Wednesday, May 14, 2003 7:07 PM

One of my personal favourites from 'Mystery Men'...

"There's not enough beer in the world...sorry."

The Bowler to The Spleen

MELEE

Wednesday, May 14, 2003 7:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gaebolga:
"I will make you suffer large, alien!" - Holo-Dib

* * * * *

"Oh, you'll open your eyes, Dib. You have to breathe sometime." - Zim

* * * * *

"Well, I guess you win. Grr! Active self-destruct program!" - Zim

"Finally!" - Grr

* * * * *

"I love them little tacos. I love them GOOOOD." - Grr

- All from Invader ZIM

- Fear the badger, for it is mighty!

Eee! Zim! More Zim:

"My goal was to pass probing day as a shlorbeast passes her young! Jiggly, and full of JUICE..."

"Won't the 'sploding hurt?"

"Awww... I wanted to explode."

"I'm a headless CLOWN!"

And of course:

"Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom... (etc.)"

And from some OTHER movies:

Anya: *wacks* Oh, oh I'm sorry! I... oh it's you. Well, that's alright then."

--Anastasia

Rouqfourt: Will you come quietly or do you intend to resist?
Porthos: Oh don't be stupid, of course we intend to resist. Just give us a moment, alright?

--The Three Muskateers

"Vould you like to go for a roll in ze hay? Itz fun, see! Roll, roll, roll in za hay! Roll, roll, roll in ze hay!"

--Young Frankenstien

SARAHETC

Wednesday, May 14, 2003 8:00 PM

For Cynical Chris:

Some guy: What's that?
Chris: It's a laser, silly! Do you have to have everything spelled out for you?

Chris: Being the type of guys you are in the environment you're in, this may be the only chance you'll get to have sex.

CHRISTHECYNIC

Wednesday, May 14, 2003 8:07 PM

Dr. Frankenstein: Wasn't your hump on the other side?

Inga: Werewolf!
Dr. Frankenstein: Werewolf?
Igor: There Wolf; There Castle!

Dr. Frankenstein: What a filthy job.
Igor: Could be worse.
Dr. Frankenstein: How?
Igor: Could be raining.
[It starts to pour.]
--Young Frankenstien

CHRISTHECYNIC

Wednesday, May 14, 2003 8:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Sarahetc:
For Cynical Chris:

Some guy: What's that?
Chris: It's a laser, silly! Do you have to have everything spelled out for you?

Chris: Being the type of guys you are in the environment you're in, this may be the only chance you'll get to have sex.

Yup.

MELEE

Wednesday, May 14, 2003 11:22 PM

Frau Blucher: Would the doctor care for a brandy before retiring?
Dr. Frankentein: No thank you.
Frau Blucher: Some warm milk perhaps?
Dr. Frankenstein: NO, thank you.
Frau Blucher: OVALTINE!
Dr. Frankenstein: NO, THANK YOU!

Dr. Frankenstein: *smoosh* Put the candle back.

Frau Blucher: Yes, it's true! He was my BOYFRIEND!

Dr. Frankenstein: Whose brain DID you grab?
Igor: Abby someone.
Dr. Frankenstein: Abby who?
Igor: Abby... normal!

--Young Frankenstein

Little John: I'm sorry, but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, and if we don't get no tolls then we don't eat no rolls... I made that last bit up myself!

Prince John: A mime is a terrible thing to waste.

Prince John: Interesting name, "Latrine", how did your family come by it?
Latrine: We changed it in the 9th century.
Prince John: Wait, you changed your name TO "Latrine"?
Latrine: Yeah, used to be "shithouse"

Latrine: I was THAT close... I touched it!

Rabbi: You just put your thingy in here and *snap* clip the tip!

Rabbi: It's good to be the king...

Blinken: I'm keeping watch.
Robin: You can't see.
Blinken: I'm... guessing! I'm guessing there's nobody coming this way...

Blinken: I can SEE! *smacks into a tree* Nope, I was wrong...

Robin: Because unlike SOME Robin Hoods, I can speak with an english accent.

--Robin Hood: Men in Tights

Could go all night with that one

CHRISTHECYNIC

Thursday, May 15, 2003 12:00 AM

Latrine: (Praying)Dear lord, if you should see fit to send me my one true love (Mervin falls through the roof) *Looks up* Thank you

LERXST

Thursday, May 15, 2003 12:27 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by HotForKaylee:
One last classic:
Pedro: How am I drivin' man?
Man: I think we're parked.
Up in Smoke

Hee hee. Love that movie.

Pedro: "Is that a joint, man? Dang, that's a quarter-pounder! Led Zeppeliiiiiinnnnnnn! Woooooo!"

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Raspberry! Only one man would dare give me the raspberry...LONESTAR!!

KAYTHRYN

Thursday, May 15, 2003 12:43 AM

Oh, a classic around here. This is what my Sicilian family quotes over and over whenever someone else (and sometimes ourselves) makes a stupid mistake.

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line!". Hahahahahah!
(Vizzini falls over dead)

Vizzini in Princess Bride

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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Aristotle

KAYTHRYN

Thursday, May 15, 2003 1:00 AM

Quote:
Posted by Melee:
Dr. Frankenstein: Whose brain DID you grab?
Igor: Abby someone.
Dr. Frankenstein: Abby who?
Igor: Abby... normal!

I LOVE THAT! Okay... just felt like telling you all.

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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Aristotle

SERENIDAD

Thursday, May 15, 2003 1:11 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kaythryn:
"You remind me of the babe."
"What babe?"
"The babe with the power."
"What power?"
"The power of voodoo."
"Who do?"
"You do."
"Do what?"
"Remind me of the babe."
-Jareth & Goblins

I just have to say I love Labyrinth, but as a classic film fan, this actually is from another movie in which Cary Grant says
-You remind me of the man.
-What man?
-The man with the power.

And so on. Just had to have my say.

Nothing. Nothing. NOTHING, Tra la la!

-Inconceivable!
-You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
-Princess Bride

HOTFORKAYLEE

Thursday, May 15, 2003 1:30 AM

Danny Vermin: You shouldn't grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once... ONCE!

Johnny Dangerously: You got those. I like those on a woman.

Roman Moroni: I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes...like yourselves.
Johnny Dangerously

One of the best no budget films ever:
Dante: Embolism in a pool, what an embarrassing way to die.
Randal: That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died.
Dante: How did he go?
Randal: He broke his neck.
Dante: You call that embarrassing?
Randal: He broke his neck while trying to suck his own dick!

Randal: This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.
Clerks

One of my favorite films:
Ash: I'm fine... I'm fine...
Mirror Ash: I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?
Evil Dead II

Quote:
"I guess it's the old joke. You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps. I suppose there is a .. certain attraction to being out here on the edge like this, a new frontier."

SARAHETC

Thursday, May 15, 2003 1:49 AM

You started it, Hottie!

(everybody): Thirty-seven!
(On a personal note, I have to say this in public at least once a month. My boss will ask me how many chairs we have in the exhibit and because I'm paranoid, I'll go count them and then I have to call him on the radio and say, "Thirty seven." He usually just says, "10-4. Thanks, Sarah." But I'm really afraid one of these days someone is going to say it that way. Luckily, we work with children.)

Randall: Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Sharks in the salsa. We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Jersey Girl: Did he just say making fuck?!

Guy: Have you seen a pair of keys in here?
Randall: No time for love, Doctor Jones.
Guy: Fuckin' kids.

Jay: Noise, noise, noise, smokin' weed, doin' coke, drinkin' beers. Pack of reds, my brother man. Time to kick back, drink some beers and smoke some weed!

Sarah

I'm a dying breed who still believes, haunted by American dreams. ---Neko Case

LERXST

Thursday, May 15, 2003 3:40 AM

Barf: "Hi. I'm Barf. I'm a Mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend."

Princess Vespa: "You son of a bitch! YOU SHOT MY HAIR!!"

Dark Helmet: "I hate it when my schwartz gets twisted!"

Dark Helmet: "Whatsa matter Colonel Sanders? CHICKEN?"

Dark Helmet: "I bet she gives good helmet!"

--Spaceballs

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Raspberry! Only one man would dare give me the raspberry...LONESTAR!!

GAEBOLGA

Thursday, May 15, 2003 12:53 PM

And, of course:

"Invader blood runs through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!" - Zim

- Fear the badger, for it is mighty!

CHRISTHECYNIC

Thursday, May 15, 2003 8:55 PM

Continueing in my lots of quotes from the same movie streak

CLERKS

Low I.Q. Video Customer: Do you have that one with that guy who was in that movie last year?

Randal Graves: They never rent anything good either. They always choose the most intellectually devoid stuff on the rack.

Customer: Are either one of these any good?
[Randal ignores her.]
Customer: Sir?
Randal Graves: What?
Customer: Are either one of these any good?
Randal Graves: I don't watch movies.
Customer: Well, have you heard anything about either one of them?
Randal Graves: I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.
Customer: You mean you've haven't heard anybody say anything about either one of these?
Randal Graves: Nope.
Customer: [Turns around, then shows Randal the same movies] Well, what about these two?
Randal Graves: Oh, they suck.
Customer: These are the same two movies! You weren't paying any attention!
Randal Graves: No, I wasn't.
Customer: I don't think your manager would appreciate...
Randal Graves: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.
Customer: I beg your pardon?
Randal Graves: Your ruse; your cunning attempt to trick me.
Customer: I was only pointing out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying!
Randal Graves: And, I hope it feels good.
Customer: You hope WHAT feels good?
Randal Graves: I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
Customer: Well, this is the last time I rent here!
Randal Graves: You'll be missed.
Customer: Screw you!
[leaves]
Randal Graves: [runs to the door] Hey! You're not allowed to rent here anymore!

Silent Bob: You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.

Randal Graves: This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.

RANDAL: So they build another Death Star, right?
DANTE: Yeah.
RANDAL: Now the first one they built was completed and fully operational before the Rebels destroyed it.
DANTE: Luke blew it up. Give credit where it's due.
RANDAL: And the second one was still being built when they blew it up.
DANTE: Compliments of Lando Calrissian.
RANDAL: Something just never sat right with me the second time they destroyed it. I could never put my finger on it-something just wasn't right.
DANTE: And you figured it out?
RANDAL: Well, the thing is, the first Death Star was manned by the Imperial army-storm troopers, dignitaries- the only people onboard were Imperials.
DANTE: Basically.
RANDAL: So when they blew it up, no prob.
Evil is punished.
DANTE: And the second time around...?
RANDAL: The second time around, it wasn't even finished yet. They were still under construction.
DANTE: So?
RANDAL: A construction job of that magnitude would require a helluva lot more manpower than the Imperial army had to offer. I'll bet there were independent contractors working on that thing: plumbers, aluminum siders, roofers.
DANTE: Not just Imperials, is what you're getting at.
RANDAL: Exactly. In order to get it built quickly and quietly they'd hire anybody who could do the job. Do you think the average storm trooper knows how to install a toilet main? All they know is killing and white uniforms.
DANTE: All right, so even if independent contractors are working on the Death Star, why are you uneasy with its destruction?
RANDAL: All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed- casualties of a war they had nothing to do with. (notices Dante's confusion) All right, look-you're a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in suburbia-this is a government contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn't ask for that. You have no personal politics. You're just trying to scrape out a living.

The BLUE-COLLAR MAN joi

MERLINDREA

Thursday, May 15, 2003 10:50 PM

My favorite quote is from a movie I don't remember the name. Hell, I don't even remember the story :-), but the scene plays in a men's bathroom and the main character has a miniaturized guy in him and talks to him during ...

Well suddenly his neighbor looks at him and says "Play with him, but don't talk to him!" (translated back from German synchronization).

Merl

NONOLUNA

Thursday, May 15, 2003 11:01 PM

Could that have been 'Inner Space'?

APHRODITE

Thursday, May 15, 2003 11:39 PM

A friend told me this one and i'm not sure if it's from a movie or not. I think it's pretty damn funny... in a morbid kinda way...

"When I die I want to die like my Grandpa, sleeping peacefully... not like the screaming passengers in his car!"

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Aphrodite

LERXST

Friday, May 16, 2003 12:44 AM

This is a 44 Magnum. The most powerful handgun ever made. It can blow a man's head clean off. Now, you're probably wondering, did he fire five shots or six. Tell you the truth, in all this confusion, I can't remember. So, you gotta ask yourself, do you feel lucky? Well, do ya PUNK?

--Dirty Harry

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Raspberry! Only one man would dare give me the raspberry...LONESTAR!!

CHRISTHECYNIC

Friday, May 16, 2003 12:50 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by aphrodite:
A friend told me this one and i'm not sure if it's from a movie or not. I think it's pretty damn funny... in a morbid kinda way...

"When I die I want to die like my Grandpa, sleeping peacefully... not like the screaming passengers in his car!"

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Aphrodite

If you go here the is a web page (thats 38 printed pages) filled with quotes. One of them is "When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my father did, not screaming in terror like his passengers."

Thats right next to "Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to. "

But, for the most part at least, they arn't movie quotes.

KAYTHRYN

Friday, May 16, 2003 2:23 AM

Quote:
Posted by Nonuluna: Could that have been 'Inner Space'?

Oh! Was that the movies where he was supposed to be put in a rabbit but he got stuck in Martin somebody instead? Okay... if that's not a real movie then its a dream I had. I have the darnedest time telling them apart.

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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Aristotle

NONOLUNA

Friday, May 16, 2003 2:27 AM

It was if I'm not mistaken...I never saw it but I know that Martin Short was in it and I think that Dennis Quaid was the guy who got shrunk...

I think we're on the same page with this...

VETERAN

Friday, May 16, 2003 4:13 AM

"Well are you going to draw or just stand there whistling Dixie?" - Josey Wales, The Outlaw Josey Wales

"It's a good thing you stopped me when you did. (Beat) I might have killed her" - Chief The Outlaw Josey Wales

Danny:Interupting as a girl tries to seduce his friend, "Peachy!"
Peachy: "Danny, let us go seek safety in the sanctity of Battle!" - Danny and Peach, The Man Who Would be KING

"Well if she's not good enough to be here, maybe I'm not."
"Please stay Sam!"
"Not unless you're having a wife strangling contest." - Sam McCord, North to Alaska
"There goes a king."
"'ow do you know 'e's a king."
"'e ain't got shit on 'im." - Two Peasant, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

HOTFORKAYLEE

Friday, May 16, 2003 5:23 AM

Two true classics:
Jake: How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women?

Jake: No, I didn't. Honest. I ran out of gas! I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!"

Elwood: We're on a mission from God.

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?
Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western.
The Blues Brothers

Bluto: My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
Otter: Better listen to him, Flounder. He's pre-med.

Dean Wormer: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Katy: Is this really what you're gonna do for the rest of your life?
Boon: What do you mean?
Katy: I mean hanging around with a bunch of animals getting drunk every weekend.
Boon: No! After I graduate, I'm gonna get drunk every night.
Animal House

Another funny movie:
Brian: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Dasz ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
Kenny: That's it?
Thurgood: Yeah, one more thing. Remember that stuff? We used to eat a whole lot of it back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy.

Thurgood: So, now we all live together in New York. I myself, am a master of the custodial arts. Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it.
Half Baked

Had to throw this one in:
Jay: Fuck, fuck, fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, fuck / Mother fuck, mother fuck, / Noich noich noich, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noich, noich noich / Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, / Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? / We smoke the blunts. / Rollin' blunts and smokin'...
Teen: Uh, let me get a nickel bag.
Jay: Fifteen bucks, little man, / Put that shit in my hand, / If that money doesn't show, / Then you owe me, owe me, owe, / My jungle love, yeah, / Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe, / I think I want to know ya, know ya
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back

Later.

Quote:
"What kind of head of security would I be if I let people like me know things that I am not supposed to know. I know what I know, because I have to know it and if I don't have to know it, I don't tell me and don't let anyone else tell me either."

GAEBOLGA

Friday, May 16, 2003 1:10 PM

Ash: "Klatu verata ni*cough*. There, I said the words."

[looks around, then grabs the Necronomicon, which proceeds to dine on his fingers]

- Fear the badger, for it is mighty!

DUTCH

Saturday, May 17, 2003 1:07 AM

"It's an exciting world out there when we discover we don't need tv to entertain us."
"He said anus."
"Entertain us, anus...oh yeah."
"Did you even hear a word I said?"
"Uh... yeah, anus"

AKFIREFLY

Saturday, May 17, 2003 1:59 AM

"Oh Beautiful!! Wish you were here!"

"You people make my ass twitch"

"You come you go go, you say one thing, and do something else. So why should I believe any thing you say?"

"You're French aren't you?"

-French Kiss
************

"I believe I ordered the Cambel's cup-o-cinno. HELLO!!"

"...Heed...Pants...Now!"

"....And Charlie..Light a match!"

-So I Married and Axe Murderer
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Captain Picard speaking in First Contact

"They attack and we fall back..NO more...The line must be drawn HERE, this far no further..."
*****
Just some of my favs...

AKFIREFLY

Saturday, May 17, 2003 2:00 AM

"Oh Beautiful!! Wish you were here!"

"You people make my ass twitch"

"You come you go go, you say one thing, and do something else. So why should I believe any thing you say?"

"You're French aren't you?"

-French Kiss
************

"I believe I ordered the Cambel's cup-o-cinno. HELLO!!"

"...Heed...Pants...Now!"

"....And Charlie..Light a match!"

-So I Married and Axe Murderer
************
Captain Picard speaking in First Contact

"They attack and we fall back..NO more...The line must be drawn HERE, this far no further..."
*****
Just some of my favs...

CHANNAIN

Saturday, May 17, 2003 1:43 PM

one quote and one scene from Quigley Down Under -

"Lady, you are about a half a bubble off'a plumb, and that's for sure and for certain."

Crazy Cora: Y'know, if we're lost, you can tell me.
Quigley: We're lost.
CC: I can take bad news, just tell me straight.
Q: I dunno where the hell we are.
CC: No sense takin' time t'make it sound better than it is.
Q: I reckon we're goin' in circles.
CC: Flower things up, I'll see right through so tell me honestly...are we lost?
Q: NOPE! I know exactly where we are.
CC: Good. 'Cause frankly I's gettin a little worried.
Q: Don't know where we're goin', but there's no use bein' late.

"I'm still flyin'...that's enough." ~ Mal

CHANNAIN

Saturday, May 17, 2003 1:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by merlindrea:
My favorite quote is from a movie I don't remember the name. Hell, I don't even remember the story :-), but the scene plays in a men's bathroom and the main character has a miniaturized guy in him and talks to him during ...

Well suddenly his neighbor looks at him and says "Play with him, but don't talk to him!" (translated back from German synchronization).

Merl

InnerSpace
Scene: Men's room at Restaurant
Dennis Quaid as Tuck Pendelton, miniturized in a pod, accidentally gets injected into Martin Short a.k.a. Jack Putter.

Jack's in the loo, finishing up both his business and the conversation he's having with Tuck about Meg Ryan a.k.a. Lydia, which to the guy washing his hands nearby, looks like he's talking to his smaller head.

Tuck: It's humiliating being this small.
Jack: What's wrong with being small?
Guy: Play with it, buddy, but don't talk to it.
Tuck: Who was that?
Jack : Never mind.

"I'm still flyin'...that's enough." ~ Mal

CHANNAIN

Saturday, May 17, 2003 1:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kaythryn:

"You remind me of the babe."
"What babe?"
"The babe with the power."
"What power?"
"The power of voodoo."
"Who do?"
"You do."
"Do what?"
"Remind me of the babe."
-Jareth & Goblins

Though my all time favorite quote would have to be my tag. Ain’t it just the truth?

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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Aristotle

see, now you've got two of my favorite quotes. Lawd, I haven't seen Labrynth in a coon's age! must be about time, then, huh?

"I'm still flyin'...that's enough." ~ Mal

SARAHETC

Saturday, May 17, 2003 4:06 PM

"I just knew. I knew the way you know about a good melon."

"...and a guy is standing there at my door wearing a t-shirt that says 'Don't Fuck With Mr. Zero.'"

Harry: Waiter
Sally: Waiter
Harry: There is too much pepper in my paprikash
Sally: There is too much pepper in my pap...
Harry: But I would love to partake of your pecan pie!
Sally: Pecan Pie!

"I took her to a place that wasn't human. She actually meowed."

---When Harry Met Sally

TRAGICSTORY

Saturday, May 17, 2003 8:01 PM

OK here are my favorite movies:
Orgasmo:
"How would Chist benifit from me putting my tongue in someone's mouth?"

"Jesus Christ!"
"Where?"

Meet the Feebles (Peter Jackson movie NOT Deedles)

"by the end of the war I was hooked on every barbituant known to man."
"How terrible. How can I help?"
"Fifty dollar minumum donation."

"The Sodomy Song"
I would quote it but it would not do it justice

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas:
"Bat Country!"

I STRONGLY RECOMEND WATCHING THESE MOVIES!!!

PS. Psycological help afterwards is also recommended.

"Societies are supported by human activity, therefore they are constantly threatened by the human facts of self-intrest and stupidity." --Peter Berger

SARAHETC

Saturday, May 17, 2003 8:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TragicStory:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas:
"Bat Country!"

Love that movie!

"Did you get the fucking golf shoes, man!?"

"There is nothing so depraved as a man in the depths of an ether binge." (may not be exactly it)

"You want me to throw this tape player into the tub at the height of White Rabbit?"

"Get back you weird fucker! I am Ahab!"

"Come on. Hop off. Quick! Like a bunny!"

HOTFORKAYLEE

Saturday, May 17, 2003 8:33 PM

Okay, two very different movies this time, but both good.

Captain: I never liked you. You know why? You don't curse. I don't trust a man who doesn't curse. Not a "fuck" or a "shit" in all these years

Nazi: You and I, we're the same.
Foster: We are not the same. I'm an American. You're a sick asshole.

Foster: I didn't see any signs?
Dude 1: What do you call that?
Foster: Graffiti?
Dude 1: No no, it's not fucking graffiti, that's a sign.
Dude 2: You can't read it man.
Dude 1: I'll read it for you. It says this is fucking private property. No fucking trespassing. That means fucking you.
Foster: It says all that?
Dude 1: Yeah.
Foster: Well, if you maybe wrote in fucking English I would fucking understand you.
Falling Down

Damone: First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

Spicoli: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.

Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us!
Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!
Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna shit!
Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?
Jefferson's Brother: First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us!
Spicoli: Relax, alright? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

Damone: You are a wuss: part wimp, and part pussy.

Mr. Hand: What are you, people? On dope?

Stacy: When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out?
Linda: A quart or so.

Spicoli: Aloha, Mr. Hand.
Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Quote:
"Maybe the doc's right. Embrace the moment. In the end, that's all we have. Trouble will come in its own time, it always does. But that's tomorrow. Give me today, and I will be happy."

JRC

Saturday, May 17, 2003 9:39 PM

Ripley: "These people are here to help. They're soldiers."
Newt: "It won't make any difference."
-Aliens-

"Never toss a dwarf!" - Gimlii
-Lord of the Rings-

"What a lovely smell you've discovered here!" - Hans Solo(?)
-Star Wars-

"No Luke. I am your Father." - Darth Vader
The Empire Strikes Back

"Hahleeewooooo! Hahleeewooooo!" - (Japanese sailors)
1941

"I made him an offer he couldn't refuse." - The Godfather
The Godfather

"I love the smell of naplam in the morning. Smells like, victory."
Apocalypse Now

"There are too many notes." Baron making a comment to Mozart.
Amadeus

Kids looking at E.T. in a government van:
Elliott: "We need to take him to his ship."
Kid: "Can't he just beam up?"
Elliott: "This is REAL!"
E.T.

CHRISTHECYNIC

Saturday, May 17, 2003 10:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by JRC:
Ripley: "These people are here to help. They're soldiers."
Newt: "It won't make any difference."
-Aliens-

Ever notice that Newt was the smartest one in the entire movie?

(Bishop was a close second.)

RIVERSIDE

Tuesday, May 20, 2003 4:15 PM

Some classics -

The Great Race
"Are you a native of Barracho?" - Great Leslie
"I ain't no native! I was born here!" - blonde singer chick

White Christmas
"Well! Without so much as a kiss my foot or have an apple!" blonde showgirl

The Court Jester
"The vessel with the pestle has the pellet which is poison, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true"

TRAGICSTORY

Thursday, May 22, 2003 12:05 AM

I forgot:

"Hey, where the white women at?"
---Blazing Saddles

and all the other ones found here

http://tomsquotes.amhosting.net/movies/saddles/saddles.htm

"Societies are supported by human activity, therefore they are constantly threatened by the human facts of self-intrest and stupidity." --Peter Berger

CHRISTHECYNIC

Thursday, May 22, 2003 1:24 AM

Not the deepest, but one that comes up in grammar discussions at schools (very relaxed schools)

"They said you was hung."
"And they was right"
---Blazing Saddles

TRAGICSTORY

Friday, May 23, 2003 10:03 PM

"with 100 of these we could take over earth. How many we have?"

"um, 5,000"
--Space Truckers

"Societies are supported by human activity, therefore they are constantly threatened by the human facts of self-intrest and stupidity." --Peter Berger

VETERAN

Saturday, May 24, 2003 3:53 AM

I remember one from The Last Starfighter. Sorry I can't remeber the character's names:

Hero: "One ship against 10,000?! It'll be a slaughter."
Alien Pilot (pumping his fist): "That's the spirit!."

RANDOM

Saturday, May 24, 2003 8:30 AM

Suit: "You're not as stupid as you look."
Jack Deth: "Nobody's as stupid as I look.

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"Jack Deth: "Dry hair's for squids."

Trancers - 1985

God, I probably haven't seen that movie since 1986 and still remember those quotes. I think they used to run it non-stop on HBO, my bro and I watched it endlessly. Sure it's a b-grade sci fi movie, but it's somewhat original and a lot of fun. Here's a review:
http://dvd.ign.com/articles/038/038329p1.html?fromint=1&submit.x=55&su
bmit.y=18

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Illusions? Against a burninator?

CHRISTHECYNIC

Sunday, May 25, 2003 5:53 PM

Josh: Maybe it's better not to be the best. Then you can lose and it's OK.

Josh Waitzkin: You've lost, you just don't know it yet.

Fred: You know you could give up the game, and that would be alright with me. In fact, I want you to give it up.
Josh: But I can't.
Fred: Why not?
Josh: Because I have to play. *I* have to.

Bruce: Do you know what it means to have "contempt" for your opponent?
Josh: No.
Bruce: It means to hate them. You have to hate them Josh, they hate you.
Josh: But I don't hate them.
Bruce: Well you'd better start.

Bruce Pandolfini: Bobby Fischer held the world in contempt.
Josh Waitzkin: Well, I'm not him.
Bruce Pandolfini: You're telling me.

Bruce: You have no idea what I want. What is chess, do you think? Those who play for fun or not at all dismiss it as a game. The ones who devote their lives to it for the most part insist that it's a science. It's neither. Bobby Fischer got underneath it like no one before and found at its center, art. I spent my life trying to play like him. Most of these guys have. But we're like forgers. We're competent fakes. His successor wasn't here tonight. He wasn't here. He is asleep in his room in your house. Your son creates like Fischer. He sees like him, inside.
Fred: You can tell this by watching him play some drunks in the park?
Bruce: Yes.

Searching for Bobby Fischer

XENARC

Monday, May 26, 2003 7:28 AM

"A bear in his natural habitat - a Studebaker."

XenArc

LOTV

Monday, May 26, 2003 9:56 AM

>I used to sing that as a kid... that and the song the orange head throwing puppets sang.

Ah yes, the ever wonderful "Chilly Down"... I loved that scene... they used the largest black screen ever for that...

Love how no one notices the lyrics much either...
"Just strut your nasty stuff,
Wiggle in the middle yeah,
Get the town talking, by god."

Oh the joys of Henson.. we miss you much...

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LOTV: I can't resist!!! "Vwee hee hee!"