THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME #11-Palindrome-y Goodness!

POSTED BY: CunningOrangeToque
UPDATED: Friday, November 11, 2005 06:47
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CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Friday, November 4, 2005 5:43 AM (P)

Well, this past week was amazingly hard to choose from, as everyone had hi-larious caption ideas, but there can be only one, and it seems this past week as if there was nobody better to win the round, than the person who started the original game!

TENTHCREWMEMBER wins ROUND #10 with this hilarious caption:

Operative: Do you know what your sin is, Dr.?
Dr. Mathias: Umm...watching Flight Plan instead of Serenity?
Operative: It is, point of fact...

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CONGRATS!!

And as my first act as a 17-year-old(COS TODAY HAS BEEN, AND STILL IS MY BIRTHDAY!)HERE'S ROUND #11, with the crew, or some of, taking in the sights...in a manner of speaking...

KAYLEE:"Cap'n, you got something in your nose there, if you could just....flare...your nostrils...yeah, like that...!"

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CALLMEATH

Friday, November 4, 2005 5:47 AM (P)

I don't have a caption, but Happy Birthday, COT!

"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

MUFFINMANISTHESKIES

Friday, November 4, 2005 6:02 AM (P)

Kaylee: "you see this face...."
Mal: "Yeah, what about it?"
Kaylee: "this is resolve face...now unfreeze Wash and Zoe"

JACQUI

Friday, November 4, 2005 6:04 AM (P)

Happy Birthday!!

Mal: I said NOW, Kaylee.
Kaylee: No way, Cap'n.
Mal: If you don't un-hypnotise Wash this very second, I'll hide the AAs.

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"Your toes are in the sand."
"And your head's up your..."
"Hey!"

N0SKILLZ

Friday, November 4, 2005 6:32 AM (P)

Mal thinking:Don't blink don't blink don't blink!
Kaylee: Capt you can't win this, I'm the Queen of Staring Contests.

or

Mal: NO Kaylee , I don't know where the double AAs are!

Happy B-Day!

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TUDYKRAWKS

Friday, November 4, 2005 6:57 AM (P)

Voice Over:
As you can see kids being in a civil war makes you unable to bend your neck to the side as our 2 subjects have proven..... "The More You Know"

"mine is an evil laugh"

N0SKILLZ

Friday, November 4, 2005 4:21 PM (P)

As a bump and a entry.

Wash(VO):Man, I would take Kaylee in a manly fashion, cuz shes... hott
Zoe(VO):I can hear you..
Wash(VO): crap..

VO=voice over, just in case.

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STARPILOTGRAINGER

Friday, November 4, 2005 4:26 PM (P)

Happy Birthday.

"Mal was dead set against keeping Simon and River, and Kaylee was just as determined they stay aboard. So, they agreed to the ultimate test of will. It was an old Serenity tradition, started by Jayne. Both parties take off their pants, and whoever looks down first loses the argument. Also fun for spectators."

Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
LJ: http://www.livejournal.com/users/newnumber6 (real)
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This week: My spoiler-free Serenity review

BLACKEYEDGIRL

Friday, November 4, 2005 6:25 PM (P)

The Kaylee-Mal Dance Challenge is On!

Kaylee: Oh yeah, I said it, You've just been served!

Mal: But, I don't dance.

Kaylee: Wash! Get the boom-box!!

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Inara: "Do aliens live among us?"
Kaylee: "Yes. One of them's a doctor."

UNREGISTEREDCOMPANION

Friday, November 4, 2005 6:28 PM (P)

Mal: "I DO NOT wear my pants this tight to make my package look bigger!"

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"Funny and sexy. You have no idea. And you never will."

CITIZEN

Friday, November 4, 2005 6:35 PM (P)

Happy birthday! and...
Commentator(upper class English accent): Here we are at the playoffs for the international staring contest and we see here a battle between two Titans of the staring community!

Or:

Wash(Thinking): I'm not sure I agree with the Captains rule of always wearing cloths when in public...

Or

As Zoe's twin looked on she knew that someday Wash would be her's...

Or

Kaylee: What do you mean my Bum looks big in this?

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you Beeeer Milkshakes!

N0SKILLZ

Friday, November 4, 2005 7:07 PM (P)

Whats Going on in everyones heads:
Mal: I sure do miss the way I feel in a dress
Wash: God Kaylees got a @$$ on her!
Zoe: I might need to borrow some batteries from Kaylee if Wash keeps staring like that
Kaylee: I need to get more batteries...
Jayne(you can see his hand):.... beer?
Random Bar Chick: Where am I?

idk it's late, sounded good at the time

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Death is like sex in high school... If you knew how many times you missed having it you'd be paralyzed- Georgia Lass (Dead Like Me)

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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Sunday, November 6, 2005 5:13 PM (P)

I won? Holy go se! Awesome!

And it's a bit late, but Happy Birthday, Cunning!

and now, I enter the foray

Wash (thinking): Daaaamn...how can Simon NOT tap that!? He must be sly.
Zoe (thinking): Can't. Look. Captain's pants. Too tight. Gorrammit! Take me sir, take me hard! NO! Bad Zoe!
Mal: Why couldn't you do me instead of Bester?
Kaylee: Please...you stuff.
Girl at Bar (thinking): Never again with greasy pickles.

BWAH!
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DARKJESTER

Sunday, November 6, 2005 5:46 PM (P)

Kaylee: "You were right, I'll bet you COULD fit a Buick up there!"

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

RYCE

Monday, November 7, 2005 11:21 PM (P)

Nathan and Jewel are both at a mental block as to thinking up even more creative ways to flick the other one off

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

Tuesday, November 8, 2005 12:42 AM (P)

KAYLEE: Oh yeah, I said it. I need them C batteries. Now bring it, bee-yotch.
WASH: Ai-ya, she called him a bee-yotch. This is so not gonna be a good night.

=or=

MAL: Lil Kaylee, you give me back my pistol.
KAYLEE: Nothin doin' Cap'n. Not till you gimme back my B.O.B.
MAL: BOB?
WASH: Oh, dude, he doesn't know what that means?!

=or=

*big ole fart sound effect*
WASH: Oh geez, was that Mal or Kaylee?
ZOE (mutters): Kaylee, dear.

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CHOLLETT

Tuesday, November 8, 2005 1:19 AM (P)

Voice: "And here we are again at the 2 hour point of this starting contest, and it seems that one of the spectators is being nudged by his wife out of sleeping, while another is coming back from his 2nd bathroom break for his 18th beer..."

OR

Mal: "Toe-MAY-toe!"
Kaylee: "Toe-MAH-toe!"
Wash: "Aww, geez, not again!"

OR

While Mal and Kaylee fought once again over Simon and River's place on the ship, Wash and Zoe closed their eyes and couldn't help but imagine a scenario involving the engine room, some AA's, and some Mudder's Milk.

OR

*crickets chirping*

OR

Mal, Zoe, Kaylee, and Wash each had to resort to their own way of looking away while Jayne busted a move behind them.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

SEP7IMUS

Tuesday, November 8, 2005 1:51 AM (P)

Mal: He just stared like this and said "I imagine if I was mad my eyes would be wider."
Kaylee: But what did he say about me?

RYCE

Wednesday, November 9, 2005 3:26 AM (P)

Everone was so intent on the battery discussion that no one noticed when Jayne took a bite of Alice's magical mushroom and started to grow taller.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

BARCLAY

Wednesday, November 9, 2005 4:06 AM (P)

Mal: I said you will not walk around in a stripper's outfit to get us work. No matter how bad things get.
Wash (thinking): If only I were someone else. Someone not married to a woman who could kill me with her pinky...

(taking advantage of the fact we only see part of Jewel)

or

Mal: It ain't my fault you've lost 20 pounds in the past six months!
Kaylee: It ain't?
Wash: Not that I mind...
Zoe: I could hurt you...

"You are on the Global Frequency."
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VERASNEWOWNER

Wednesday, November 9, 2005 10:34 AM (P)

Girl at bar: "cheeseburger, fries and large shake!"
Mal:"You ordered a cheeseburger meal?"
Kaylee: "Well... Yeah, i thought id gain weight again before a crazed overweight greasy haired spotty low life fan tries to force one down my throat at our next convention."

That one was for Jewel, because i think she looked great in serenity.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, November 9, 2005 3:09 PM (P)

Kaylee: And what exactly is wrong with being nekkid? You done it.
Mal: Yeah, but that was in the desert, this is a bar and GOD! I can't know this!
Wash: Wacky fun...

BWAH!
TCM

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HOBANIWASHBURNE

Wednesday, November 9, 2005 3:19 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by StarPilotGrainger:
Happy Birthday.

"Mal was dead set against keeping Simon and River, and Kaylee was just as determined they stay aboard. So, they agreed to the ultimate test of will. It was an old Serenity tradition, started by Jayne. Both parties take off their pants, and whoever looks down first loses the argument. Also fun for spectators."

Okay.... THAT was funny!!!! I can't even think of anything funny this early in the AM.... this is TOO funny.

P.S. Happy Birtyday man!

"Tis the season for the fireplace. Fa la la la la. La la. La la."

ADMIRAL

Wednesday, November 9, 2005 8:00 PM (P)

Kaylee: Mal, we know you like to wear tight pants, but did you have to take mine?

The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!!!

ADMIRAL

Wednesday, November 9, 2005 8:01 PM (P)

oh and happy belated birthday COT, even though i saw you that day

The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!!!

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Friday, November 11, 2005 6:47 AM (P)

OKAY EVERYONE!

My apolgies for the delay, but voting time is here!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=946837&sparkKey=65d5806
f11de7017e1ff1aefb62af964b0

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