The Tranquili-Bush

POSTED BY: thisoddfemme
UPDATED: Saturday, February 11, 2006 19:01
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THISODDFEMME

Sunday, November 6, 2005 4:14 AM (P)

*thisoddfemme darts from the room, hiccupping raspberry bubbles as she runs.*

'TOF! Wait. er, Toffy, yeah, Toffy,' said the Bush's nurse Simone, 'I’ve got some ipecac syrup in the med bay.'

ClairvoyantStream chases after tof and Simone.

Hazardousat22nd threw himself into one of the vacated chairs and grumbled, 'I had me a date tonight. Now what am I gonna do?'

Oboe shrugged, saying, 'Use the PepsiMilk?'

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identity crisis!!!!!!

INCOGNITO

Sunday, November 6, 2005 5:28 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by thisoddfemme:
Now what am I gonna do?'

*Spies Cozy hiking through the Tranquili-Bush, parting fronds and headed for the north side of the Ravine.*

COZEN

Sunday, November 6, 2005 7:47 AM (P)

*Begins descending into the ravine, ignoring the "Slippery When Wet" signs.

***
Right. I've killed this thread, haven't I?

PSYCHICRIVER

Sunday, November 6, 2005 9:28 AM (P)

*As ClairvoyantStream purused TOF & SW, he bumps into RedBirdie, who is carrying a bird cage containing (you guessed it!) 3 red birdies.*

Hey!

RB: Whats the cafuffle?

CS: TOF stole Hazardous' conditioner!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

THEREALME

Sunday, November 6, 2005 1:50 PM (P)

No, no, no, no.

I will not keep track of TWO SEPARATE bizzare families of threads!

You all do realize that the jokes here can ONLY be understood by veterans of the Sereni-Tree, right?

Redbirdie... heh.

BLINKER

Sunday, November 6, 2005 1:58 PM (P)

Aww, I thought this was going to be a political thread.

_________
Sliders: Gate Haven - http://slidersweb.net/blinker

MAI

Sunday, November 6, 2005 2:26 PM (P)

Quote:
Hazardousat22nd threw himself into one of the vacated chairs and grumbled, 'I had me a date tonight. Now what am I gonna do?'

Oboe shrugged, saying, 'Use the PepsiMilk?'

*Iam considers Hazards problem* No no, that would be disastrous, whatcha gotta do is mix the PepsiMilk with some melted Purple Dimension ice cream and a few other key ingredients.

Or you could just take Pinears like I do, she don't mind so much, but I doubt you'll be wantin' to smell all flowery.

I can show you how if you'd like.

PSYCHICRIVER

Sunday, November 6, 2005 8:00 PM (P)

I present to you, The Adventures of the Tranquili-Bush!

Starring:

Malevolent
Oboe
TheFauxYou
ThisOddFemme
ReferToMoiAsTranquility
ReferToMoiAsBum
Lasso
AtlantaGirl
Iam
ClairvoyantStream
Jafar
Cozy
SimoneWhere
PinsEar
TheRainbowSith
Drake-7
Fuzz
SpiritOfTranquility
Rubbish010
Mouse
WillowRosenberg
RedBirdie
CastSteelZack
HazardousAt22ND

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

THISODDFEMME

Monday, November 7, 2005 12:39 AM (P)

As Blinker pointed out, this is not a political thread…

The rules of the Bush:

No death.
No killing.
No dark plots.
Have fun.
Be silly.
Relax.

This is volunteer AU to the Tree. You do not have to join this Universe unless you want...however, we do have the right to use your silly and slightly OOC selves here whether you're here or not. Have fun. TRM is not monitoring this thread, so I guess I will.

Thank you PR!

REFERTOMOIASBUM

Monday, November 7, 2005 2:05 AM (P)

One question: Do we have a jacuuzi?

And what's it filled with?

Okay, that's two. Sue me.

THISODDFEMME

Monday, November 7, 2005 3:33 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by ReferToMoiAsBum:
One question: Do we have a jacuuzi?

And what's it filled with?

Okay, that's two. Sue me.

We have three!

Chocolate Sauce, Whipped Cream, and good ol' fashioned hot water.

PSYCHICRIVER

Monday, November 7, 2005 8:29 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by thisoddfemme:
Thank you PR!

No. Thank you.

For helping me nail some of those names!

P.S. Bum, your name makes me laugh out loud everytime I see it.

So does 'Cozy'!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

MAI

Monday, November 7, 2005 9:37 AM (P)

*Stops the mixing of the extra special- attract- a girl- shampoo and looks up at Hazard. Sorry, but were going to have to finish this later. We got more important things to do!*

Runs wildly through the halls of the Tranquili-Bush Boat and screams EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY! IT'S ReferToMoiAsTranquility'S BDAY AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN BEGUN TO DECORATE OR PLAN FOR THE NOT SO SURPRISING PARTY!

Hazard: You know you could have used the com to get everyone's attention.

Iam: Right... but this was WAY MORE FUN!

*Iam runs off to dig out the party favors and bake a pretty cake*

SUPERDUCKYWHO

Monday, November 7, 2005 10:31 AM (P)

Ducky rolls down a hall of the Tranquili-Bush boat, searching relentlessly for the fabled "Tranquili-Bush." She knows that the only way to catch a bush was to think like one, hence she rolled along mindlessly.

Suddenly she flops over as she realizes the paradox which she has just created. Being mindless she can no longer search relentlessly for the tranquili-bush... and yet... the only way to find said bush was to be ever mindless.

Shrugging, she starts rolling again, because being mindless she wouldn't have been able to ponder that paridox in the first place. Satisfyingly, she rolls to the bridge.

COZEN

Monday, November 7, 2005 11:08 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
*We got more important things to do!*

*Having acheived the Volvo Escarpment and weary from his long hike, cozy sits down and arranges the mess gear.

Yum, oysters!

***
"You think somebody wouldn't go see somebody if they didn't want entertainment?"

PSYCHICRIVER

Monday, November 7, 2005 11:19 AM (P)

OH MY GAWD!

I'll make cake!

*ClairvoyantStream rushes off to the kitchen!*

What time is it?

ITS PARTY TIME!

*ClairvoyantStream bumps into Iam* Oh, hello, sorry. Im glad I bumped into you, I wanted to know...what theme is the party gonna be?

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

SUPERDUCKYWHO

Monday, November 7, 2005 11:29 AM (P)

Ducky rolls iinto the captain's leg, thoroughly bruising it, and yells up at him "THE BUSH SAYS THERE WILL BE A BIRTHDAY! Now...to find this deviant which keeps me forever mindless" She then thinks yet some more. "DAMN! NOW I SHALL HAVE TO START ALL OVER! CURSES!!!" and then begins to roll away again.

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::waves:: HI!!!

MAI

Monday, November 7, 2005 11:34 AM (P)

*Iam nearly falls over as ClairvoyantStream comes running into the kitchen.*

Hey watch where your goi... THEME? We have to have a theme? Oh geez..

*thinks*

umm...

*thinks more*

oh i know the theme is fairies and angels and pretty stuff like that.

so here's what we need:
silvery streamers
pixie dust (the real kind or pixie stix candy which ever we have more of)
bday hats
disco ball
fairy/angel like costumes
candy
cake

that should about cover it. if you think of anything else let me know. oh and were going to need some real shiny presents...

OH NO STOP THE SHIP WE HAVE TO GO SHOPPING FOR BDAY PRESENTS!

SUPERDUCKYWHO

Monday, November 7, 2005 11:52 AM (P)

Ducky rolls into the kitchen with the captains shoe. "DO NOT FORGET THE SOUP!" she hands over the brown loafer. "It did not match the blue captain..." she says quietly, sitting on the flor.

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::waves:: HI!!!

PSYCHICRIVER

Monday, November 7, 2005 12:03 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by SuperDuckyWho:
Ducky rolls iinto the captain's leg, thoroughly bruising it, and yells up at him

You must be the 5th gyneachologist! Oboe, our cap'n, is a femme!

Quote:
Originally posted by Iam:
oh i know the theme is fairies and angels and pretty stuff like that.

so here's what we need:
silvery streamers
pixie dust (the real kind or pixie stix candy which ever we have more of)
bday hats
disco ball
fairy/angel like costumes
candy
cake

that should about cover it. if you think of anything else let me know. oh and were going to need some real shiny presents...

OH NO STOP THE SHIP WE HAVE TO GO SHOPPING FOR BDAY PRESENTS!

We need more time!

*CS goes over to the clock up on the wall, and takes it down, and pushes the hour hand round anti-clockwise a few times.*

There. Much better.

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

SUPERDUCKYWHO

Monday, November 7, 2005 12:15 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by PsychicRiver:
You must be the 5th gyneachologist! Oboe, our cap'n, is a femme!

::Gasp!!!::
Ducky rolls straight back to the bridge after dropping off the shoe, running once again into the captains' leg, probably bruising it more. She rolls backwards from the impact a bit before sprawling out on the floor, taking A DEEP BREATH AND...

...politely saying "I do very much apologize for having misunderstood your illustrious gender madam, or sir should it be so. Seeing as I am currently a Bush and can only be mindless, I was... well... mindless..." Thinking yet again, she yells out suddenly "GORRAMIT!!!" as she speedily rolls back into the kitchen fuming along the way and shouting out many obsceneties, mostly about the "Gorram elusive tranquili-bush."

::waves:: HI!!!

CALLMESERENITY

Monday, November 7, 2005 1:45 PM (P)

RefertoMoiasTranquility is very busy.

Having just washed her hair (using her special homemade conditioner that she makes herself) she is now occupied in brushing it.

This is a very important task, because who would want to be seen on their birthday with tangles in their hair? Not RfMaT (quick, I need a nickname!)For now, not only does she have nice, shiny hair, but she has a new pretty birthday dress that matches her pretty butterfly wings.

But little does she know that, as she is occupied with her hair, that a party is being prepared for her downstairs.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

REFERTOMOIASBUM

Monday, November 7, 2005 8:58 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by PsychicRiver:

P.S. Bum, your name makes me laugh out loud everytime I see it.

Me too. It's high-larious!

*Bum finishes eating his pancakes and excuses himself from the table. He disappears, but returns an hour later with a bag of Tranquility's favorite Cadbury chocolates (and some Reese's, too) as well as a stack of presents taller than he is.*

Well, that should do it for presents. (For me, at least) Just don't ask where I got the money...

*Drops the presents on a table, dons a flowery, frilly apron and begins making a huge Death By Chocolate cake.*

REFERTOMOIASBUM

Monday, November 7, 2005 9:00 PM (P)

*Finishes mixing the cake and dumps the batter into 3 circular cake pans. Plops them into the oven, then gets to the most important part.*

Hey! Who wants to lick the bowl?

RUBBISH010

Monday, November 7, 2005 11:26 PM (P)

Cake?? Did someone say cake??

This is me after to much cake..and some other.. stuff LOL

Now...Where was I..

Happy birthday to you!
Your horse lost a shoe!
The Blacksmith's in prison...
Cuz he stole a kazoo!

(My favorite version)

And for your gift..

A Simon clone all gift wrapped in his BIRTHDAY SUIT!! Couldnt resist that oppurtunity...

Do you love your gift??

"Party in my eye socket and everyone's invited" -Xander

DAISYCUTTER

Monday, November 7, 2005 11:30 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by thisoddfemme:
*thisoddfemme darts from the room, hiccupping raspberry bubbles as she runs.*

'TOF! Wait. er, Toffy, yeah, Toffy,' said the Bush's nurse Simone, 'I’ve got some ipecac syrup in the med bay.'

ClairvoyantStream chases after tof and Simone.

Hazardousat22nd threw himself into one of the vacated chairs and grumbled, 'I had me a date tonight. Now what am I gonna do?'

Oboe shrugged, saying, 'Use the PepsiMilk?'

---
identity crisis!!!!!!

txt and 1337 talk is easy, but you, you have just destroyed my brain

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Grenade Ping Pong is pointless as both players loose, unless the grenade is whacked into the crowd, in which case its a lawsuit

THATWEIRDGIRL

Monday, November 7, 2005 11:37 PM (P)

This is the best gift ever!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote:
Originally posted by Rubbish010:

Can I have one on my bday?

www.thatweirdgirl.com
---
"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"

PSYCHICRIVER

Tuesday, November 8, 2005 12:00 AM (P)

But...his parting is the wrong way...it just looks...odd. Must be cos he's a clone!

Nobody claimed the bowl yet?

I'll take it!

Rubbish, would you care to join me?

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

CALLMESERENITY

Tuesday, November 8, 2005 12:24 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Rubbish010:

And for your gift..

A Simon clone all gift wrapped in his BIRTHDAY SUIT!! Couldnt resist that oppurtunity...

Do you love your gift??

This IS the best gift ever! Thank you oh so much Rubbish-ster!!!

*takes her Simon-clone and goes to her bunk*

TOF-sorry my dear, I love you, but I am NOT sharing. We'll have to get you your own.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

PIFFLE101

Tuesday, November 8, 2005 12:51 AM (P)

Dont worry..There's many Simon-Clones to go around each with different.. enhancements.

And of course, ClairvoiantStream, I'd love to!

*chows down some virtual grub

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Because Dancers are tough,mean...Chicas!! -Summer Glau

PIFFLE101

Tuesday, November 8, 2005 12:53 AM (P)

Plus..For the party..Who needs streamer's when you have glow sticks??

Can anyone say RAVE!!!

*cue techno music*

Do do do do! Do do do!

*Rubbish010 does the Robot*

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Because Dancers are tough,mean...Chicas!! -Summer Glau

THEREALME

Tuesday, November 8, 2005 4:53 AM (P)

"Use the force, Luke!"

CALLMESERENITY

Tuesday, November 8, 2005 1:15 PM (P)

LOL!!!

Can't believe you went there, TRM!!
(I mean, TFY)

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

THEREALME

Tuesday, November 8, 2005 1:36 PM (P)

Just seemed to be a lotta Simons running around nekkid....

CALLMESERENITY

Tuesday, November 8, 2005 1:44 PM (P)

And just what, I ask, is wrong with that?

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

THEREALME

Tuesday, November 8, 2005 1:55 PM (P)

It implies a distinct lack of nekkid Kaylees, Inaras, Zoes, Rivers, and YoSaffBridges!

TheRealMe, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

CALLMEATH

Tuesday, November 8, 2005 8:57 PM (P)

Yeah! Where are my nekkid Kaylees? Bum wants nekkid Kaylees!

"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

CALLMESERENITY

Tuesday, November 8, 2005 9:14 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeAth:
Bum wants nekkid Kaylees!

And there's a quote for the scrapbook! LOL!!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

PSYCHICRIVER

Tuesday, November 8, 2005 10:38 PM (P)

*Dies laughing!*

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

THISODDFEMME

Tuesday, November 8, 2005 10:49 PM (P)

*dizzy from all the raspberry shampoo induced hiccupping, toffy completely misses the med bay and falls toes over shoulders into the whipped cream filled jacuzzi*

*gasp*

What the? Oooooo! Yummies!

*Having forgotten about the new jacuzzis, Simone skids to a halt, but does not tumble into the mess…until CS runs into him sending them both flying into the creamy pile of fun*

*CS and Simone’s heads pop up just in time to be hit by flying globs of cream, courtesy of tof*

giggle! and oh hey, my hiccups are gone.

*hic*

er, maybe not.

REFERTOMOIASBUM

Wednesday, November 9, 2005 4:57 AM (P)

*searches Bush for nekkid Kaylees. Or half-nekkid Kaylees. He's not picky!*

PSYCHICRIVER

Wednesday, November 9, 2005 11:08 AM (P)

*Splodge*

Yum!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

REFERTOMOIASBUM

Wednesday, November 9, 2005 4:48 PM (P)

Oh, I will search high,
and I will search low.
Are there nekkid Kaylees?
Oh, this I must know.

I'll search the jacuuzis,
I'll search the med bay.
I'll never give up!
(at least not right away)*

No, I won't settle for
a girl named Haylee.
What I need is
a mechanic named Kaylee!**

*-Bum isn't a poet.
**-Bum REALLY isn't a poet.

-Bum, seeker of nekkid Kaylees

PSYCHICRIVER

Wednesday, November 9, 2005 5:20 PM (P)

Well this is fun. *PR jumps out of the jacuzzi, and is now covered head to toe in cream. He shouts*

YETI ON THE LOOOOOOOSE!

*And begins running through the Bush.*

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

CALLMESERENITY

Wednesday, November 9, 2005 5:24 PM (P)

LOL.

*Tranquility comes downstairs all decked out in her new pretty dress, with her hair all done, only to run smack into a whippped cream covered ClairvoyantStream.*

*If it wasn't so very tasty, she's be annoyed that her dress was ruined.*

CS-you know what we need to go with this? CHOCOLATE! Race you to the chocuzzi!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

PSYCHICRIVER

Wednesday, November 9, 2005 6:43 PM (P)

*CS slaps his knee in a hillbilly fashion.* Dang!

*Races after RTMAT*

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

MAI

Wednesday, November 9, 2005 9:24 PM (P)

*iam walks through the hallway hands loaded down with so many presents she can hardly see where she is going. Suddenly she slips in a large puddle of chocolate and whipped cream and lands in the midst of the chocolatejacuzzi.*

Ow. Oh hi RTMAT and CS.

*Screams* ATTENTION CREW THE BIRTHDAY PARTY HAS BEEN RELOCATED TO THE CHOCOJACUZZI!

*hand RTMAT a prettily wrapped, though slightly squished present.

CALLMESERENITY

Wednesday, November 9, 2005 9:31 PM (P)

YAY!

More presents!

*Tranquility tears open the pretty paper to find....*

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

RUBBISH010

Wednesday, November 9, 2005 10:23 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
YAY!

More presents!

*Tranquility tears open the pretty paper to find....*

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

*Tranquility tears open the pretty paper to find....a Simon clone in a speedo!! To the chocojaccuzi!

*starts singing drunkingly* It's raining men! Woo! Halleluh it's raining men! AMEN!

I love b-days....

"Party in my eye socket and everyone's invited" -Xander

MAI

Wednesday, November 9, 2005 11:07 PM (P)

Quote:
*Tranquility tears open the pretty paper to find....a Simon clone in a speedo!!

Oh oops... Gosh don't you just hate it when you get something you've already got. Say RTMAT, since you already got one of these pretty clones let me save you the trouble of returning this one. Speaking of you might wanna check on your original Simon clone he seems to be missing ...

SIMONWHO

Wednesday, November 9, 2005 11:40 PM (P)

Ah, this is the life.

*activates creamcuzi sprays*

Mmmmmm. Gurgle, gurgle.

PSYCHICRIVER

Thursday, November 10, 2005 11:21 AM (P)

*CS sticks his hand into the chocolate and pulls out his own present for RTMAT (I keep saying RAT-MAT! to help me remember) and hands it to her. She unwraps it and is delighted to see...*

Its an auto-trowel! Based on the design of the auto-mops! To help with your gardening.

AND it can be used a weapon.

Rocket, the groom, helped me make it afore ye!

*CS hops out of the chocojacuzzi and then dives back in.*

Good job TFY folded space/time so that it goes down quite deep eh?

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

CALLMESERENITY

Thursday, November 10, 2005 1:21 PM (P)

Iam-I'm pretty sure I can find use for 2 Simon-clones!

But...I will be nice and share.

And my other one is not missing. He's in my closet having his batteries recharged. And I locked my closet to make sure he couldn't..erm.."walk away."

CS-thank you! An auto-trowel! What a thoughtful gift!

(I don't want to be a rat mat!)

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

PSYCHICRIVER

Thursday, November 10, 2005 2:50 PM (P)

Ah your not, its just...something that helps me remember.

*Swims back up to the surface.*

Did anyone hear a word of that?

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

PIFFLE101

Thursday, November 10, 2005 11:59 PM (P)

Wha? Me? Noooo... LOL

Splash fight!!

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Because Dancers are tough,mean...Chicas!! -Summer Glau

THATWEIRDGIRL

Friday, November 11, 2005 4:04 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
Ah, this is the life.
*activates creamcuzi sprays*
Mmmmmm. Gurgle, gurgle.

*Sneaks up behind him and dumps a bowl of cherries on his head and she giggles*

*Simone turns, ever so slowly, to face toffy, his mascara is beginning to run and his lipstick has smeared with the cherries*

I *giggle* thought it was appropriate...*Simone smiles in a disturbed Frankenfurter way and then dunks tof, she pops back up gasping, he laughs and dunks her again...*Hey! It was all in fun...
*he dunks her once more, still smiling*
Simone whispers, "I know, this is fun. Here." *he pops a cherry in her mouth when she comes up for breath*

Heh. Yum.

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"

ITSAWASH

Friday, November 11, 2005 6:48 PM (P)

LOFreakin'L! I loved that you thought it was gonna go all political, 'cause I DID TOO! But then I recalled Sereni-Tree just before I clicked on Tranquili-Bush and laughed before I even saw the first bit.

"I like these guys! These are crazy guys!!"
(El Guapo from The Three Amigos.)

CALLMESERENITY

Friday, November 11, 2005 7:49 PM (P)

*Tranquility is thoroughly enjoying her dip in the chocuzzi.*

You know what we need now?

Ice cream!!

Simon-clone2, please go bring us some ice cream.

*Simon-clone2 runs off to do Tranquility's bidding.*

This is the life!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

SIMONWHO

Friday, November 11, 2005 7:51 PM (P)

*spends a few minutes feeding tof cherries*

This is a good game. Good clean fun.

*dunks her again then pours chocolate sauce on top*

THISODDFEMME

Sunday, November 13, 2005 4:17 AM (P)

*still giggling from all the silliness, toffy realizes she’s a bit thirsty*

Hey Surge! Surge? Where are you? *the large barrel chested robot lumbers up to the creamcuzzi, his pincers pincing menacingly* There you are! Surge may I have a….

THISODDFEMME

Sunday, November 13, 2005 4:18 AM (P)

ChocolatePepsi, please?

MAI

Sunday, November 13, 2005 4:53 AM (P)

*Iam over hears tof mention chocolatepepsi and is suddently very thirsty as well*

Oh could I have some of that too?

And some sort of food too, all this chocolate and whipped cream is making me very hungry.

CALLMESERENITY

Wednesday, November 16, 2005 2:19 PM (P)

I agree, chocolatepepsi sounds like just the thing!

Simon-clone2! Please help Surge bring chocolatepepsi for everyone! And sandwiches. We need sandwiches!

And then what say we all move to the swimming pool?

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

MAI

Thursday, November 17, 2005 10:32 AM (P)

Quote:
Simon-clone2! Please help Surge bring chocolatepepsi for everyone! And sandwiches. We need sandwiches!

*Waits paitently by the pool*

*RFTMAT tummy rumbles*

I am so starving here!

It sure is taking them a long time with that food. You don't think they got LOST do you?

CALLMESERENITY

Thursday, November 17, 2005 1:46 PM (P)

I hope not! I think they're just making LOTS of sandwiches.

Oh, look, here they come!

*Surge and Simon-clone2 return laden with trays of chocolatepepsi and sandwiches. Everybody digs in.*

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

PIFFLE101

Friday, November 18, 2005 12:58 AM (P)

AHH! So many nekkid () Simon clones running around!! MUAH HA HA!!

That clone machine is egg-cellent!!

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Because Dancers are tough,mean...Chicas!! -Summer Glau

REFERTOMOIASBUM

Friday, November 18, 2005 5:07 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
*Surge and Simon-clone2 return laden with trays of chocolatepepsi and sandwiches. Everybody digs in.*

*grabs a sandwich and scarfs it down in seconds. Then hops into the pool and starts doing laps, laughing in the face of the "no swimming for an hour" rule!*

Ow! Cramp!

-Bum, seeker of nekkid Kaylees

MAI

Friday, November 18, 2005 1:24 PM (P)

Oh all right, I was going to make you wait...

Quote:
-Bum, seeker of nekkid Kaylees

but here's you're almost birthday present.

*Bum begins to tear into delicately wrapped present*

Iam: WAIT!
*whisper to RTMAT, we gotta get the Simon clones away from here before he opens that...*

RTMAT: Oh dear, looks like a medical emergency the two of you had better run and take care of that.

Simonclone1: Let him take care of it *points to Simon clone 2* I'm rather enjoying spending the day with you, Miss Tranquility.

*Simon clone 2 Jumps up and starts to run toward the infirmary.*

Iam: Oh well, I guess that will have to do. Go ahead and open it, Bum. Tranquility, you might wanna cover SC1 eyes.

*Bum tears into box and after much unwrapping of papers and foam peanuts out jumps a Kaylee clone, clad only in tissue paper and a pretty bow*

CALLMESERENITY

Friday, November 18, 2005 1:35 PM (P)

Oh dear is right!

*Tranquility covers Simon-Clone 1's eyes and ushers him out of the room as quickly as she can.*

SC1: Are we playing a game, Miss Tranquility? I like the games you play!

He grabs at her, which tickles. She laughs and drops her hands and SC1 sees Kaylee, emerging from her box.

RTMAT: Uh-oh!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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MAI

Friday, November 18, 2005 3:39 PM (P)

*SC1 walks back over to where Bum is drooling over the bday present*

Did you get something fun?

JAKE7

Friday, November 18, 2005 6:26 PM (P)

Aside: Ok, I gotta ask: how did you come up with Drake7 for my name?
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While Simon clones are good, my preference is for a Mal clone!

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

CALLMESERENITY

Saturday, November 19, 2005 4:23 PM (P)

You'll have to wait for your birthday, Drake!

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*Tranquility finishs eating her sandwich and decides to ride the giant water slide into the pool.*

Whee!

*splash!*

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

THEREALME

Saturday, November 19, 2005 4:54 PM (P)

A more interesting question to me, Jake7, is how YOU came up with your alias? I mean, what happened to Jake1 through Jake6, and will there be a Jake8 to take over if something happens to you?

* TheRealMe suspects that an entire clone family is invovled. *

TheRealMe, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

JAKE7

Saturday, November 19, 2005 6:40 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
A more interesting question to me, Jake7, is how YOU came up with your alias? I mean, what happened to Jake1 through Jake6, and will there be a Jake8 to take over if something happens to you?

* TheRealMe suspects that an entire clone family is invovled. *

TheRealMe, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

No, no clones that I'm aware of...

I'm the seventh (and last) child in my family and Jake is the family knickname, hence Jake7 (are you sorry you asked now?

)

If I were to attach the Jake1-6 moniker to my older siblings, that would mean they are all doing fine. Jake1 and Jake6 were both with me to see Serenity opening night. (They both loved it)

(BTW, what does invovled mean? Is that related to the wobbly-headed doll caper?)

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**Drake7 whines**
But I don't *want* to wait for my birthday for my Mal present! It means I have to wait until September, gorramit!

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

THEREALME

Saturday, November 19, 2005 7:32 PM (P)

* TheRealMe liked the clone theory better... *

THISODDFEMME

Saturday, November 19, 2005 11:01 PM (P)

*snags a sammich and soda for herself...better get some for Simone too.*

I gotta say, this has been the best party ever! Nekkid Simon clones...brilliant. And that Kaylee...wow...Bum? If you ever, i don't know, get bored with her....

MAI

Sunday, November 20, 2005 12:54 AM (P)

While Tranquility is busy splashing in the pool, Simon clone 1 waits till she hits the water and then sneaks off to get a better look at the newest clone.

Simon clone 2 comes back from the infirmary a bit confused and pouty having figured out the distraction. He walks up to SC1 and Bum who are now having a shouting match over the naked Kaylee.

SC2 then grabs NK's hand and runs off to the other end of the ship with her in tow.

CALLMESERENITY

Sunday, November 20, 2005 3:03 PM (P)

*Tranquility gets out of the pool when she hears the commotion.*

Bad SC1! Naughty SC1! This is no way to behave on MY birthday. I'm afraid you're going to need a spanking!

*And she drags him off to her room.*

*Over her shoulder she calls* Bum! Good luck with SC2 and NK!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

JAKE7

Sunday, November 20, 2005 7:28 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* TheRealMe liked the clone theory better... *

Well, you should have just left it at a clone thing and not asked, now shouldn't you?

(I thought the clone thing was pretty funny, too!)

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

REFERTOMOIASBUM

Monday, November 21, 2005 1:13 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
SC2 then grabs NK's hand and runs off to the other end of the ship with her in tow.

Geez, I just got her, Mai!

*After RTMAT pulls SC1 from the shouting match, Bum notices NK being pulled away (although not against her will, I imagine) by SC2 toward the other end of the ship. He gives chase.*

Hey, come back here! That's my nekkid Kaylee!

*trips going around a turn and falls on his face. Taking advantage of the situation, SC2 slips into a room and locks the door. Bum pounds on it and yells for SC2 to let her out, but to no avail.*

-Bum, heart-broken seeker of nekkid Kaylees

MAI

Monday, November 21, 2005 8:34 AM (P)

Hey don't yell at me, I didn't kidnap NK.

You think I'm happy that SC2 is missing in action?

*Backs up and runs full speed at the door, with a fabulous kick boxing move. The door doesn't open but there is now a large crack running down the middle of it.*

Well, that went well...
and Ow!

CALLMESERENITY

Tuesday, November 22, 2005 2:26 PM (P)

tee hee!

Kickboxing Iam!

*snort*

Tee hee!

That amuses me greatly.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

MAI

Wednesday, November 23, 2005 7:22 AM (P)

Are you making fun of me?!

You are.

Ok, just checking.

CALLMESERENITY

Wednesday, November 23, 2005 2:03 PM (P)

No, I'm not making fun!!

I was just enjoying the silliness, is all.

It was very amusing!

Plus, you're just so darn cute when you're kicking doors down!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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MAI

Wednesday, November 23, 2005 4:46 PM (P)

Good. I'm glad. Now, if you like kick boxing so much, could you please knock down that door? We've got some clones to save!

oh and about the cute, yeah I know.

CALLMESERENITY

Wednesday, November 23, 2005 4:49 PM (P)

lol!

I would if I could, but I'm currently in my room, punishing naughty SC1. He was very bad.

Get Bum to do it.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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REFERTOMOIASBUM

Thursday, November 24, 2005 5:19 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Get Bum to do it.

*Bum reels back for a big kick on the door. It doesn't do much, widening the crack only a little. Trying a different approach, Bum lowers his shoulder and rams into the door as hard as he can.

The door smashes ino pieces and Bum falls onto the floor, dazed and hurt.

Nekkid Kaylee rushes over to Bum, looking concerned.*

NK-"Oh, honey."

*Meanwhile, Iam grabs SC2 by the ear and drags him out of the room, scolding him all the way.*

-Bum, seeker of nekkid Kaylees

PSYCHICRIVER

Thursday, November 24, 2005 9:40 PM (P)

Can someone make me a Sean clone and a Summer clone?

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

RUBBISH010

Friday, November 25, 2005 1:15 AM (P)

Well let me get my clone machine going!

WHOOMPA WHOOMPA *blows rasberry* LOL ( I love Fred.)

Summer Clone all good to go.. nekkid as the day she came cryin'.

Sean is complete! My 3rd successful Sean clone!

Enjoy!

"Party in my eye socket and everyone's invited" -Xander

CALLMESERENITY

Friday, November 25, 2005 2:31 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by PsychicRiver:
Can someone make me a Sean clone and a Summer clone?

I understand what you'd want a Summer clone for, but what are you going to do with a Sean clone?

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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PSYCHICRIVER

Friday, November 25, 2005 8:52 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:

I understand what you'd want a Summer clone for, but what are you going to do with a Sean clone?

I didn't never want neither for dirtiness. They're my favourite BDH's, great conversationalists...

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

PSYCHICRIVER

Friday, November 25, 2005 4:51 PM (P)

Actually, Rubbish010, why don't you clone the whole cast, and we'll set aside a room for a constant ff/serenity conventions!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

RUBBISH010

Friday, November 25, 2005 9:10 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:

I understand what you'd want a Summer clone for, but what are you going to do with a Sean clone?

Quote:
I didn't never want neither for dirtiness. They're my favourite BDH's, great conversationalists...

LIES!!!!!! In every way possible.. I know your true NC-17 intentions..

<--is PR (

)

I can clone the whole cast. Woot! Firefly con 24/7!! 12 days til the Flan!!

WHOOMPA WHOOMPA *rasberry* Yea!! Although it seems Nathan and Morena came out with a few extra digits.. Oh well!

"Party in my eye socket and everyone's invited" -Xander

MAI

Monday, November 28, 2005 10:10 AM (P)

*Knocks on RTMAT's door*

*The door creaks open slightly and RTMAT looks out and says* What do you want? I'm kinda busy at the moment. Maybe you could come back later, as in much later.

iam: Oh well, ok. I was just going to return SC2 for you, but I suppose I can find somethingto do with him for a few more hours.

*RTMAT opens door a bit wider and grabs SC2 and pulls him into the room then SLAMS the door*

iam: Thanks for lettin' me borrow him ... *Walks back down the stairs*
PIFFLE!!!!!!! Where are you? How close are you to finishing with my SC?

CALLMESERENITY

Monday, November 28, 2005 8:20 PM (P)

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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CALLMESERENITY

Sunday, December 4, 2005 3:08 PM (P)

Rubbish! It's TOF's birthday!

Quick! Give her the Simon Clone you've been working on.

*Rubbish gives TOF a large box, which she tears open revealing...*

Simon Clone #3 (I think!)

Yay! A Simon Clone of your very own!!!

Happy Birthday TOFFY!!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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PIFFLE101

Sunday, December 4, 2005 4:24 PM (P)

so many simon clones running around...WHAT HEAVEN!!

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Because Dancers are tough,mean...Chicas!! -Summer Glau

JAKE7

Sunday, December 4, 2005 6:26 PM (P)

*drake7 pouts*
I still want a Mal-clone -- and I don't want to wait until September!

Isn't there someone around here with an earlier birthday that wants a Mal clone? *she whines pitifully*

As an aside -- and I'm just thinking out loud here, but another thread mentioned replicants. Robots, but basically human enough. Maybe we should bring them to the Tranquili-bush (or even our alternate reality, the SereniTREE)! At least THEY won't dissappear as a result of someone's imagination!!

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

PSYCHICRIVER

Sunday, December 4, 2005 7:07 PM (P)

Mmmmmmmmm, love-bot.

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

PIFFLE101

Tuesday, December 6, 2005 6:28 AM (P)

Now ya talking!!

*makes a Sean clone just for herself and runs off to closed doors*

*makes a nekkid mal clone for Drake7!* Have fun!

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Because Dancers are tough,mean...Chicas!! -Summer Glau

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