THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME #12-The Botox Edition
POSTED BY: CunningOrangeToque
UPDATED: Saturday, November 19, 2005 06:31
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Hey all!
STARPILOTGRAINGER wins ROUND #11 with:
"Mal was dead set against keeping Simon and River, and Kaylee was just as determined they stay aboard. So, they agreed to the ultimate test of will. It was an old Serenity tradition, started by Jayne. Both parties take off their pants, and whoever looks down first loses the argument. Also fun for spectators."
CONGRATS!!!
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NOW for ROUND #12!!
We find our crew in a startling situation...
MAL:"What? Did Jigglypuff draw on my face while i was asleep or something?"
(my apologies for the pokemon reference, lol, it just popped up. Haven't seen pokemon for YEARS!)
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Howdy CunningOrangeToque!
Looks like i'm the first to post.
Jayne: I think i see a Booger.
or
Jayne and Mal are both trying very hard not to blink, because they agreed whoever loses the staring contest has to wash ALL dishes, and have you seen very many dishes washed?
The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!!!
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Wash found himself unable to take in anything from the briefing, as that sweet curl which lurked behind Mal's ear was driving him to distraction.
FloralBunny
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Jayne: Whoah. It's going up his nose.
Simon: Try not to move...it might become angry and bite you.
Mal: Would someone just KILL THIS DAMN SPIDER ALREADY?!
Not great, but all I got.
"We want to put you in a safehouse, where you'll be safe."
-- Ryan Templer, Graduate Massacre
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Mal: I hear anything that ain't helpin' me out or takin' your leave, I'll- *faaaaarrrrrrrt!*
Wash(thinking): Don't you dare!
*Kaylee fights the urge to giggle*
Jayne: Gorrammit, Mal!
Zoe: That is NOT a piece of mercy, sir.
Inara: Oh, go se!
Simon(thinking): The Captain really stinks...
OR
Mal(standing proud): I am a teapot! Here is my spout!
Wash: AHHH AHHHH!
Kaylee: He must be some sort of genetic experiment.
Jayne: Them ain't manparts. I'll show you manparts.
Zoe: Sir, I think you have a problem with your weapon being missing.
Inara: So much for the mystery behind the man...
Simon(thinking): I wonder if anyone else saw me looking...
OR
Jayne: Great Buddah! How'd you get the "beans" above the "frank"?!?!
OR
Mal: ...that's right, I ever see a Reaver face to face, I'll eat his pee goo. Yeah, they ain't so--uhh, what're y'all lookin'--there's one right behind me now, isn't there?
Others: Ayup.
Mal: Not my best day ever...
BWAH!
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Mal: Ok, now everybody go hide, I'll count to 100 then come looking for you.
Wash: You can't be serious.
Zoe: He just drew his gun, dear.
Simon: Ta Ma Duh.
Kaylee: Yeap, Now is appropriate. *runs away*
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MAL: Wha? Whaddaya mean my pants aren't tight enough? I spent good money on em!
=or=
MAL: Guys...really, what's behind me? Is it bad? Aw geez, it's bad, isn't it?
=or=
MAL: Eeeny, meeney, miney, mo....
=or=
MAL: Allright! The winner of this week's caption game is... Inara!
WASH: Whaaaaa? But mine was funny and it was...well, funny!
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Simon: C'mon, Captain, pick me. Zoe's got everyone else on her dodgeball team- you need someone on yours!
"Don't say 'ka' until you've tried it." Daniel Jackson
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Mal: Okay, we'll try this one more time before I start shooting people. What's the secret to good dancing?
Everyone: Tappa-tappa-tappa.
Mal: All right then. Play the music.
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"All right, the Reavers look like they're in a zone defense, so we'll split River out to the left and run Jayne up the middle. 43, 39, 12, hike!"
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as soon as i saw this picture i started laughing. not because of the hilarious captions (hadn't gotten to them yet) or the potential in my mind- but because
mal's got panty-lines.
no joke! go look!
shakespeare: more words than God.
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Wash: "If I look in Mal's ear, I can see right out the other side.."
Jayne: "Cap'n looks like he's about to wrap up. Best start noddin' my head."
"My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle."
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The cast of Serenity just didn't know what to make of the new life-size Mal action figure
OR
Mal: Alright everybody, loosen up your arms. We're gonna go through this one more time, now look at the Reaver behind me. Notice the expression on his face - vacant, with a hint of sadness. A drunk who's lost a bet. Now let me see you copy him
Going down the line Wash, Kaylee and Jayne all copy it to varying degrees of success, and then it's Zoe's turn who stands there cold and emotionless
Mal: Zoe, that's excellent
Zoe: Sorry sir, I wasn't paying attention. What did you want us to do?
(sorry it just screamed Shaun of the Dead to me)
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Mal: Don't move, maybe they won't see us
Zoe: Sir, I don't think its working
Mal: Plan B... someone get naked
Simon: Are you insane?
or
Mal: Reapers, they rape you for hours and hours, cut off your clothes and wear it as cunning hats
Zoe: tell them the rest
Wash: more?
Mal: After they've finsihed that they make you watch Alien Resurrection
Simon: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Kaylee: I think i'm going to be sick
(stole the AR part from Mosquito so i give the credit to them)
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ZOE: You're drunk, sir.
MAL: I's not drunk. No, hey, LOOK AT ME! *hic* Issa elefant!
SIMON: I think I'm blind.
WASH: Put it away before the Reavers get hungry.
JAYNE: Reavers?!?
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Mal had some tough questions to face after Seska marooned the crew and took off in Serenity.
or
Wash: Mal, I'm curious as too how you think me hitting two halves of coconut together can replace Serenity?
or
Mal: Jayne, when I say dance...
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MAL: GORRAMMIT! *clicks gun hammer* This is my playground, and I said it is MY turn to use the Oil-drum-sheetmetal slide!
OR
Wash: Wow, I think they really captured him, y'know, captured his essence.
Kaylee: Wherever I go, his eyes follow me.
Jayne: I had more Mudders than he gots Miners...
Zoe: I'm thinkin' these people got a problem with their brains being missing.
Inara: He had a problem with the pillar, now he is a pillar.
Simon: This is what going mad feels like? Huh.
BWAH!
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Jayne: Wow! This statue of Mal really is a lot better than mine!
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Zoe: Mal, you have a problem. This is for your own good... and ours. You aren't getting back on the boat until you find some bigger pants.
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Quote:
Mal had some tough questions to face after Seska marooned the crew and took off in Serenity.
or
Wash: Mal, I'm curious as too how you think me hitting two halves of coconut together can replace Serenity?
Ha Haaa. Star Trek and Monty Python in the same reply, i like ya.
Mal: "Ok, own up now. Or whoever crazy-glued my pistol handle is gonna meet the reaver i got tied up in the cargo hold, an' he aint eaten for days."
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Mal: Does this gun belt make me look fat? C'mon, be honest.
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Quote:
Mal: Does this gun belt make me look fat? C'mon, be honest.
Inspired:
Mal: Be honest, does my bum look big in this?
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Zoe: "How did I not notice that before?"
Jayne: "Seriously that is one lazy eye."
Wash: "It looks all corpsified and gross:
Kaylee: " I think it looks shiny cap'n lazy eye"
Inara: " Ugggh Mal no matter what you do buddah will not give you any gifts"
Simon: " Get me my bag i can fix that"
"mine is an evil laugh"
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Mal: Okay, last gorram time I am gonna ask...which one of you Purplebelly washin', Reaver grapplin', terrifyin' space monkey fei oo glued naked pictures of Badger to the inside of my eyelids?!!?
*gun cocks*
BWAH!
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BWAH!
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Needy: Your caption actually had me laughing so hard I was crying. I love Shaun of the Dead, this was just the perfect caption. Oh God! ROTLMFAO
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Kaylee: "Yes. One of them's a doctor."
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plus its one of my favourite scenes in the movie
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Mal:"What"
Everyone reading paper stuck on forhead: Spoiler!!! Hey Wash you die!!!
I know its over but I couldnt help it.
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Mal: Man i can't believe Joss is making us make Serenity look like a reaver-ship. I'm going to... he's behind me isn't he?
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