Loafers Nook - Fun with Fruit

POSTED BY: seryn
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SERYN

Saturday, December 10, 2005 4:10 PM (P)

Ok

anybody who hasn't seen SR's cloven fruit game explanation, go no further (see loafers nook - fresh and shiny new)

Unless of course you are totally foolhardy and in which case, come on in, the waters fine.

Anyone who has objections though to fruit based party flirting, just trust me, sit this one out.

I'm not responsible...

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'do not fear me, ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony'

SERYN

Saturday, December 10, 2005 4:14 PM (P)

So just to re-cap, here's the rules-

Okay person A offers the fruit to person B saying: "I choose you what do you want to do about it?"
Person B has multiple options
1) Taking the clove out by hand and holding it: "lets be friends and keep this low key" a hug, or a kiss on the hand is the expected option.
2) Taking the clove out by hand and putting it in the mouth "okay you can kiss me, but be cool."
a reasonably chaste kiss is in order.
3) Taking the clove out with the teeth and keeping it inside your mouth "hey you! come here and get this thing out of my mouth." Deep kissing with a purpose ensues.
4) Biting the fruit. "Let's blow this party and find a tent!" Person A and Person B go somewhere private.

I beleive Jadehand has the fruit, and I suppose as I'm hostess apparent...

I think it has to go to SR first, seeing as he brought it up in the first place,

SR, catch!

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'do not fear me, ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony'

SCORPIONREGENT

Saturday, December 10, 2005 9:17 PM (P)

Feeling myself to be a daring rogue, I extract the clove artfully with my teeth and tuck it firmly between my cheek and gum.

Scorpion Regent

SERYN

Saturday, December 10, 2005 9:19 PM (P)

*assumes best southern belle accent*

why sir, you do take liberties!

hey, that was kinda good, that accent...

SR, it's your lucky day

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'do not fear me, ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony'

LIGHTMEDARK

Saturday, December 10, 2005 9:22 PM (P)

/me covers his eyes with his hands but peeks through the cracks in his fingers

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inch towards daylight

CITIZEN

Saturday, December 10, 2005 9:32 PM (P)

Well this place just got it self a might more interesting

*Pulls up a chair, brings popcorn*

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
Remember, the ice caps aren't melting, the water is being liberated.

SCORPIONREGENT

Saturday, December 10, 2005 9:36 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
*assumes best southern belle accent*

why sir, you do take liberties!

here we go...

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'do not fear me, ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony'

Only if you are so inclined to indulge me. I shall here by commence to make true and certain that you will have no regrets other than having waited till not to pursue such a option. Takeing Seryn in my arms I sweep her off her feet.

Hands wander up and down back in long, smooth, haunting caresses. Using tongue cautiously without force, but always inviting.

Scorpion Regent

ORPHEUS

Saturday, December 10, 2005 9:36 PM (P)

I do believe we've got ourselves a right interesting spectator sport on our hands.

::Pulls up a chair alongside Citizen::
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"Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"

SERYN

Saturday, December 10, 2005 9:41 PM (P)

Phew!

you smoothy...

but what about Callmeserenity? is she not going to get jealous if you go around kissing girls like that after all the attentions you paid her in the mistletoe thread?

naughty boy...

well, unfortunetly my lipgloss needs time to recover, until the other girls arrive, we may to have to rely on our conversational skills, unless of course you and Citizen want to play?

Does LMD need a glass of water or something?

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'do not fear me, ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony'

CITIZEN

Saturday, December 10, 2005 9:48 PM (P)

*offers Orpheus some popcorn*

Seryn:
As attractive a man im sure SR is he's not my type, if I was that way inclined I'm sure I'd take him in a manly fashion tho .

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
Remember, the ice caps aren't melting, the water is being liberated.

LIGHTMEDARK

Saturday, December 10, 2005 9:48 PM (P)

I may need a glass of water ;D

Or I could just jump in with both feet...

/me offers CMS an apple with a single clove

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inch towards daylight

SERYN

Saturday, December 10, 2005 9:54 PM (P)

yes, but the stunned look and the choking on popcorn that I suspect went on was worth every letter...

hey, hand some o that popcorn over, you do realise I made trail mix? marshmallow and chocolate honeycomb bits, get it before it goes!

Y'see *pointing at LMD* that is devotion...

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'do not fear me, ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony'

SERYN

Saturday, December 10, 2005 9:58 PM (P)

SR? you all right? can you hear me?

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'do not fear me, ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony'

ORPHEUS

Saturday, December 10, 2005 9:59 PM (P)

Quote:
get it before it goes!

I'll be nicer about it this time.

::Grabs a small cupful of trail mix, adds a little popcorn::

Huh. Can't believe I've never thought of that before...
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"Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"

SCORPIONREGENT

Saturday, December 10, 2005 10:01 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
*offers Orpheus some popcorn*

Seryn:
As attractive a man im sure SR is he's not my type, if I was that way inclined I'm sure I'd take him in a manly fashion tho .

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
Remember, the ice caps aren't melting, the water is being liberated.

I find your gender prefference reassuring.

Scorpion Regent

SCORPIONREGENT

Saturday, December 10, 2005 10:03 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
SR? you all right? can you hear me?

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'do not fear me, ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony'

I'm just basking in the moment. I soon must away to the real though I shall return with a vengenance.

Scorpion Regent

SERYN

Saturday, December 10, 2005 10:05 PM (P)

I'm sorry, should I still be basking? if it's a salve to your manly pride, i'm still a little light headed

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'do not fear me, ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony'

SCORPIONREGENT

Saturday, December 10, 2005 10:06 PM (P)

I meant real world, I'm just still, kind of...really, whoa!... Hey have you been sharing lipgloss with Yosafbrig?

SR falls to the floor unconscious.

Scorpion Regent

ORPHEUS

Saturday, December 10, 2005 10:09 PM (P)

Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?
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"Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"

SERYN

Saturday, December 10, 2005 10:12 PM (P)

I think he may have done just that very thing

I may have raided her make up bag at some point, but I assure you, this lipgloss is innocent.

Do you think we should put him on a couch or something?

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'do not fear me, ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony'

ORPHEUS

Saturday, December 10, 2005 10:18 PM (P)

Yeah. Let's put him on the leather for a bit. He'll wake up feeling like a million ducks.
__________________

"Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"

CALLMESERENITY

Saturday, December 10, 2005 10:19 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by LightMeDark:
I may need a glass of water ;D

Or I could just jump in with both feet...

/me offers CMS an apple with a single clove

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inch towards daylight

Wait..what does it mean if it only has one clove in it?

*needs to go back and read the rules more closely*

edit: Okay, re-read the rules. I'm ready to go.

*Takes clove out of apple with teeth, keeps it in her mouth.*

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
President of the Juggled Gosling Chatroom

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

SERYN

Saturday, December 10, 2005 10:19 PM (P)

from crazy to totally quackers...

oh my gods i've gotta get a better joke book!

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'do not fear me, ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony'

SERYN

Saturday, December 10, 2005 10:22 PM (P)

It means that you're the girl LMD chose to bestow his one and only try upon,

you should feel flattered, now don't dissapoint the boy, he's been stood clutching that apple for a while..

Edit - my they've been there a while, do you think we need to provide oxygen?

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'do not fear me, ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony'

CITIZEN

Saturday, December 10, 2005 10:41 PM (P)

Don't mind me.

*Munches more popcorn. Grabs a handfull of trail mix*

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
Remember, the ice caps aren't melting, the water is being liberated.

SERYN

Saturday, December 10, 2005 10:44 PM (P)

something to drink citizen?

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'do not fear me, ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony'

CALLMESERENITY

Saturday, December 10, 2005 10:54 PM (P)

We've got to teach SR how NOT to break the thread.

SR dearest, make your kissie lines shorter so you don't stretch out the thread, okay?

Like this:

Thank you!

(Man, it's hard to talk with a clove in your mouth!)

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
President of the Juggled Gosling Chatroom

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

SERYN

Saturday, December 10, 2005 10:58 PM (P)

its no use, he still out cold.

some men just can't handle the excitement

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'do not fear me, ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony'

LIGHTMEDARK

Saturday, December 10, 2005 11:02 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
*Takes clove out of apple with teeth, keeps it in her mouth.*

/me grins contentedly at CMS and takes her by the hand to lead her to a place of greater privacy

/me loses himself in her beauty

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inch towards daylight

SERYN

Saturday, December 10, 2005 11:10 PM (P)

this is all getting very squishy and romantic,
and it the guy's doing all of the woo-ing and such like.

I think we've found those nice guys BEG was looking for.

Where is she by the way? she's missing the fun

pass over some of the trail mix with the pop corn in it

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'do not fear me, ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony'

ORPHEUS

Saturday, December 10, 2005 11:12 PM (P)

Try not to knock yourself out, LMD.

Last thing we need is two unconsious loafers taking up space. Ah, who am I kidding? We've got room.

::helps myself to another cupful of trail mix, hands a cup of trail mix/popcorn to seryn::
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"Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"

SERYN

Saturday, December 10, 2005 11:17 PM (P)

so, *pouts oh so prettily*

is nobody else going to offer me fruit?

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'do not fear me, ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony'

ORPHEUS

Saturday, December 10, 2005 11:22 PM (P)

I was going to wait a bit longer...

::offers Seryn a cloven apple::
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"Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"

CITIZEN

Saturday, December 10, 2005 11:27 PM (P)

I'm still trying to work out what is meant by a clove before I start throwing them about, is it like a clove of garlic?

And thanks Seryn, I'd love a drink, whats on the menu. I know this great cocktail, so does anyone want a screaming orgasm?

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
Remember, the ice caps aren't melting, the water is being liberated.

SERYN

Saturday, December 10, 2005 11:34 PM (P)

Orpheus, I thought you'd never ask...

Takes apple, removes with hand and holds, proffers hand for kissing....

only kidding! *giggle* replaces clove, pulls out with teeth, keeps in mouth...

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'do not fear me, ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony'

ORPHEUS

Saturday, December 10, 2005 11:43 PM (P)

You tease, you...

to the hand for starters.

And now for the main event:

::Being ever so careful not to go overboard like a certain unconscious loafer::
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"Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"

SERYN

Saturday, December 10, 2005 11:55 PM (P)

hmmmm mmm mmmy this game is such fun...

*spot of girly eyelash fluttering*

Right where was I?

cloves, small spices, very intense flavour, putting them in your mouth makes your tongue go all warm and tingly, traditionally used in mulled wine...

anyone want a glass?

In a minute though...

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'do not fear me, ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony'

SERYN

Sunday, December 11, 2005 12:23 AM (P)

well, I think we've managed to out do the mistletoe thread, and with a fraction of the people.

So how do you make that cocktail? (and don't get me started on rude cocktail names!)

actually, anyone fancy and atlantic iced tea?

Edit - ah, it seems to have gone a bit quiet, ok, if everyone is comfy, I'm going to get stuff done, and pick up where we left of later. Y'all have fun y'hear?
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'do not fear me, ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony'

ORPHEUS

Sunday, December 11, 2005 1:11 AM (P)

Sorry, I ran out for a bit to grab some dinner.

Now that I've found The Two Towers (My favorite LotR film) on TV, I'm inclined to just sit and watch it all.

::Settles in for 3 hours of movie bliss::
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"Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"

CITIZEN

Sunday, December 11, 2005 1:12 AM (P)

Citizens Bar 101:
Lesson one, giving your customers a Screaming Orgasm.
Take one shot of Kahlua, mix it with two shots of Vodka and three shots of Bailey's, pour over crushed ice and serve.

There are a few variations, one I have used and tastes quite nice is Vodka, Bailey's and Milk.

Lesson two, giving your customers Multiple Orgasms.
2 cl orange liqueur
2 cl Bailey's
3 cl milk
strawberries

Serve.

*Readies some cloven fruit...*

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
Remember, the ice caps aren't melting, the water is being liberated.

CALLMESERENITY

Sunday, December 11, 2005 1:44 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by LightMeDark:
Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
*Takes clove out of apple with teeth, keeps it in her mouth.*

/me grins contentedly at CMS and takes her by the hand to lead her to a place of greater privacy

/me loses himself in her beauty

*runs her fingers through his hair and pulls him closer.*

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

LIGHTMEDARK

Sunday, December 11, 2005 1:58 AM (P)

/me pulls back a moment to admire the great thing befalling his life, teasing with his eyes...then leans back in

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inch towards daylight

SCORPIONREGENT

Sunday, December 11, 2005 2:04 AM (P)

Yawn stretch.
I had the strangest dream. Hello what's this orange doing in the pocket of my brown coat? Oh My!

Walks over to the bar and pours himself a tequila slammer powers it down and chases it with a stiff vodka.

The djin is out of the bottle. What have I done? The world will never be the same. Oh well best enjoy this brave new world while we can.
Somebody PM all the rest of the ladies I have a perfectly good orange here. I can't give it back to Seryn, that would be against the rules and CMS is otherwise engaged.

Scorpion Regent

CALLMESERENITY

Sunday, December 11, 2005 2:28 AM (P)

I've certainly been making the rounds, haven't I?

*Briefly worries about her reputation.*

*Decides she doesn't care.*

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
President of the Juggled Gosling Chatroom

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

LIGHTMEDARK

Sunday, December 11, 2005 3:32 AM (P)

/me gently but firmly grabs CMS by her chin to look with longing into her eyes.

Forget what came before. There are no reputations. There's just me and you.

/me engages CMS so soundly that she forgets ever needing to make the rounds

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inch towards daylight

SCORPIONREGENT

Sunday, December 11, 2005 5:50 AM (P)

Seryn: I'm not allowed to offer you this orange back, but there is no rule that says that two consenting adults can share a moment together, so if you are interested in some more quality time...?

Scorpion Regent

JADEHAND

Sunday, December 11, 2005 7:19 AM (P)

Quote:
.Wait..what does it mean if it only has one clove in it?

*needs to go back and read the rules more closely*

edit: Okay, re-read the rules. I'm ready to go.

*Takes clove out of apple with teeth, keeps it in her mouth.*
.....

Miss President, I believe the single clove fruit may have further implications. As ScorpionRegent posted in the previous thread....
"If someone ever offers you a fruit with only one clove left in it,
then it means that person has chosen you to be the whole purpose for them being
at that party and is offering to cook you breakfast after you wake up together."
Enjoy Breakfast....I'll be at the bar mixing drinks and making a few cloven fruit for our guest.
*Opens a fresh case of Captain Morgans and a case of Coke*
My drinks are ready.
*Makes a special Cloven Fruit (fear not there are more than 1 clove)for the return of BEG....
Is a bit worried as I've not seen posts from BEG lately.*
*makes Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters for everyone else.*
*Tends Bar*
*wipes away the warm wet circles*

Visit WWW.Marillion.Com for a better way to live
"Dreaming the dream that only the sleepless know."
"Say you understand me, And I will leave myself completely.
Forgive me if I stare, But I can see the island behind your tired, troubled eyes." -Fantastic Place (Marbles) -Marillion

SCORPIONREGENT

Sunday, December 11, 2005 7:28 AM (P)

Blackeyedgirl hasn't posted since thurday. I'm starting to wonder if we should be combing the midwest checking snowdrifts. She is probably busy with life, hopefully not too busy.

If CMS is President does that make LMD first gentleman? Of course one night does not a commited realationship make.

Returns orange to the fruit bowl. Opens refrigerator and takes out a bunch of grapes and a basket of strawberries and begins studding them with cloves.

Scorpion Regent

ORPHEUS

Sunday, December 11, 2005 7:30 AM (P)

::Partakes of a Gargle Blaster. Screams in a fit of mental pain and promptly passes out for the night.::
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"Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"

SCORPIONREGENT

Sunday, December 11, 2005 7:31 AM (P)

This is thirsty work, do you know how to make jumpercables?

Scorpion Regent

SCORPIONREGENT

Sunday, December 11, 2005 7:35 AM (P)

Damn! Self inflicted gut shot wound! Hey! wake up! You really don't want to lay behind the bar allnight, it's gross.

Scorpion Regent

SCORPIONREGENT

Sunday, December 11, 2005 7:40 AM (P)

Taking the drink gun from the bar spraying Orpheus in the face with club soda.
musicians and their chemicals.
Wipes off Orpheus' face with a clean bar towel picks him up in a fireman's carry and places him the couch.

Scorpion Regent

JADEHAND

Sunday, December 11, 2005 7:46 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by ScorpionRegent:
This is thirsty work, do you know how to make jumpercables?

Scorpion Regent

Jumpercables? A drink? No, I don't know that one, But I'm always willing to learn to make something new. If milord has the recipe, I'd be honoured to give it try.

*slides Orpheus over to a more comfortable location and recommends something with a little less kick........Makes a round of Irish Car Bombs*

Visit WWW.Marillion.Com for a better way to live
"Dreaming the dream that only the sleepless know."
"Say you understand me, And I will leave myself completely.
Forgive me if I stare, But I can see the island behind your tired, troubled eyes." -Fantastic Place (Marbles) -Marillion

SCORPIONREGENT

Sunday, December 11, 2005 7:56 AM (P)

Even quantities of 151 Rum and Jolt Cola. The rum should be stored in a freezer for at least an hour before mixing.

In the Lanai bar in San Mateo the house specialty is called the sidewinderfang. I hear it's one of those layered drinks with over 8 layers of separate alcohol. If you buy more than one you have to surrender your car keys to the bartender. One of these days I want to learn how to make that.

Scorpion Regent

SCORPIONREGENT

Sunday, December 11, 2005 7:57 AM (P)

Oh did I mention that it comes in a brandy snifter the size of a small school globe?

Scorpion Regent

SCORPIONREGENT

Sunday, December 11, 2005 8:01 AM (P)

Irish car bomb that's Irish whiskey dropped into a Guiness, right?

Oh the brandy snifter that was for the Sidewinder not the jumpercables.

Scorpion Regent

SERYN

Sunday, December 11, 2005 8:32 AM (P)

Quote:

Now that I've found The Two Towers (My favorite LotR film) on TV, I'm inclined to just sit and watch it all.

::Settles in for 3 hours of movie bliss::

Typical, abandoned for a blonde, and a, er, dwarf...

Ah well cocktails!

right Atlantic ice teas, can't exactly remember whats in em, but basically any colourless liqueur, shot of vodka gin and white rum, one of whiskey methinks,
crushed ice on bottom of glass, pour over blue curacao, slowly (so it doesn't mix) pour in spirits, top up with lemonade.

I had about fifteen of these in one night, woke up the next morning with a mild headache,

thats when I knew I was beloved of some deity or other.

BY the way if any onme decides to start biting fruit we absolutely. DO NOT. want descriptions, ok?

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'do not fear me, ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony'

SCORPIONREGENT

Sunday, December 11, 2005 8:36 AM (P)

Seryn: so I'm guessing that the answer to my earlier question would be a no then.

Scorpion Regent

SERYN

Sunday, December 11, 2005 8:39 AM (P)

what?

*scan threads*

Oh!

oh,

oh seeing as you asked so nicely

(but really, you should be saving your energies)

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'do not fear me, ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony'

SCORPIONREGENT

Sunday, December 11, 2005 8:40 AM (P)

As it is CMS and LMD probably should have gone private. Just no one seemed to mind. Trust me if it comes to that with me I'll take it private.

Scorpion Regent

SCORPIONREGENT

Sunday, December 11, 2005 8:44 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
what?

*scan threads*

Oh!

oh,

oh seeing as you asked so nicely

(but really, you should be saving your energies)

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'do not fear me, ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony'

Long slow yet extremely gentle:

Scorpion Regent

SERYN

Sunday, December 11, 2005 8:45 AM (P)

They're ok for the moment, *steps over CMS and LMD rolling around on the floor*

but really, if it gets anymore intense we may have to find them a cubical

Oh i'm sorry, right, you have my undivided attention

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'do not fear me, ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony'

SCORPIONREGENT

Sunday, December 11, 2005 8:55 AM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
They're ok for the moment, *steps over CMS and LMD rolling around on the floor*

but really, if it gets anymore intense we may have to find them a cubical

Oh i'm sorry, right, you have my undivided attention

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'do not fear me, ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony'

That boy has been holding back too long and now he's making up for lost time.

If attention was wandering let's try again.

Scorpion Regent

SCORPIONREGENT

Sunday, December 11, 2005 9:00 AM (P)

What did you pass out this time?

Scorpion Regent

SCORPIONREGENT

Sunday, December 11, 2005 9:06 AM (P)

Please don't tell me my intesity wave form is mucking up the thread?

Scorpion Regent

SCORPIONREGENT

Sunday, December 11, 2005 9:09 AM (P)

Hello?

Scorpion Regent

CITIZEN

Sunday, December 11, 2005 11:59 AM (P)

Everyone's found someone except me
*a single solitary tear rolls down his cheek*
Stop that stop that! I'm British!
*Reinstalls his stiff upper lip.*
I said lip! Geez.

*Prods thread*
*Prods again*

Hmm, I'll be at the Bar, unfortunatly I seem to have missed a lot of the fun .

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
Remember, the ice caps aren't melting, the water is being liberated.

CALLMESERENITY

Sunday, December 11, 2005 2:42 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by Jadehand:

Miss President, I believe the single clove fruit may have further implications. As ScorpionRegent posted in the previous thread....
"If someone ever offers you a fruit with only one clove left in it,
then it means that person has chosen you to be the whole purpose for them being
at that party and is offering to cook you breakfast after you wake up together."

eep! What?!?!

*runs back and reads previous thread.*

oh no. I was totally leading LMD on and didn't realize it.

LMD: I am SO SORRY! I didn't realize I was signing up for more than a few kisses.

I thank you very much for the honor you have shown my...honor, but I hope you can forgive me for calling it an early night.

*no longer likes the fruit game*

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
President of the Juggled Gosling Chatroom

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

SCORPIONREGENT

Sunday, December 11, 2005 4:08 PM (P)

I knew this could all end terribly. The rules are made for your protection people if you aren't familiar with them then please don't play. I want no one and I mean no one hurt!

Scorpion Regent

SCORPIONREGENT

Sunday, December 11, 2005 4:15 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Everyone's found someone except me
*a single solitary tear rolls down his cheek*
Stop that stop that! I'm British!
*Reinstalls his stiff upper lip.*
I said lip! Geez.

*Prods thread*
*Prods again*

Hmm, I'll be at the Bar, unfortunatly I seem to have missed a lot of the fun .

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
Remember, the ice caps aren't melting, the water is being liberated.

Hey this party is barely begun! We just need more women to show up and play. Grab a orange and have a drink while you're waiting. If you're the type to take the initiative then PM some of your favorite female friends to join us. Welcome to day two! If this all goes terribly flat we'll be serving mimosas and screwdrivers with a slight undertone of cloves tomorrow.

Scorpion Regent

CITIZEN

Sunday, December 11, 2005 4:22 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by ScorpionRegent:
I knew this could all end terribly. The rules are made for your protection people if you aren't familiar with them then please don't play. I want no one and I mean no one hurt!

Unless getting hurt is all part of the fun for you. But then only if your both consenting adults.
We don't want to be excluding people.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
Remember, the ice caps aren't melting, the water is being liberated.

SCORPIONREGENT

Sunday, December 11, 2005 4:32 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Quote:
Originally posted by ScorpionRegent:
I knew this could all end terribly. The rules are made for your protection people if you aren't familiar with them then please don't play. I want no one and I mean no one hurt!

Unless getting hurt is all part of the fun for you. But then only if your both consenting adults.
We don't want to be excluding people.

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I'm not talking about that kind of hurt. A consensual spanking is one thing, a broken heart is something entirely different and I won't have my friends doing that to each other.

Scorpion Regent

CITIZEN

Sunday, December 11, 2005 4:38 PM (P)

Ahh, I wouldn't know about them heart things.

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Sunday, December 11, 2005 4:52 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by ScorpionRegent:
I knew this could all end terribly. The rules are made for your protection people if you aren't familiar with them then please don't play. I want no one and I mean no one hurt!

*feels very guilty*

But in my defense, the WHOLE list of rules wasn't posted on this thread. I was innocently ignorant and I am feeling VERY bad about it.

I don't want to break hearts! And I don't want to ruin anyone else's fun. Ugh, I feel terrible.*

*may cry*

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LIGHTMEDARK

Sunday, December 11, 2005 6:06 PM (P)

Don't feel badly. I understand ;)

Oh, and if it's anything to you, I more or less feel the same way as you; however, I'm not the kind of person that could focus myself on more than one person. So I felt a singly cloven apple was the best I was going to do ;D

I'm completely comfortable continuing contentedly kissing.

/me offers his hand

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ORPHEUS

Sunday, December 11, 2005 6:27 PM (P)

Well then. I'm back after a weird long sleep. Looks like I didn't miss out on all the fun. Though I can't say that club soda business was entirely necessary. No harm done, I guess.

So then. Back to the waiting/watching game. And breakfast!
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SERYN

Sunday, December 11, 2005 7:18 PM (P)

Breakfast, sounds good.

this party really does need a boost, come on girls where are you?

I can't play any more, I seem to keep knocking people unconscious. I think im just going
to have some fruit salad, it looks mighty tasty

*picks up an apple from the basket, picks out all the cloves and throws them away*

you know, this party reminds me of collage parties, except we didn't have fruit at
those parties, just hormones, and i never kissed people at those parties,
because they were either total skanks, drop-dead and well aware of it,
gay, or i'd already seen them mostly naked and there was no mystery any more
(don't get idea's - in fittings!)

My this fruit is lovely, you know i've always prefered eating apples with a
knife - not cause i have a fear of grendades, liverpools bad, but
its not that bad, but mostly cause i don't like getting apple juice on my chin, its sticky, really sticky,
and when you have two very large very hairy dogs, you don't want
any more stickiness on you than absolutely necessary,is stickiness ever
necessary?
can you imagine it, getting a sticky chin and then going near the schnauzer? i'd have a curly
black beard in no time, i could join a carnival show, until it rained, and then i'd get kicked out,
how bad would that look on your c.v.? kicked out of a carnivals freak show...

oh my i'm, whats that phrase? babbling like a moonbrain,

How many of these things have i had?

*peers intently at atlanic iced tea*

it seem a bit heavy on the gin, oh no, what a cliche, a costume girl with a cat and a gin
addiction, i'm going to end up marrying a lighting guy, I just know it. Gorramit.

whats the chinese for 'dear god preserve me from my chosen cliche's' ?

*giggles* I think i'm a bit tipsy

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CITIZEN

Sunday, December 11, 2005 9:06 PM (P)

Hmmm, Seryn, that's fighting talk, I'm half tempted to find out if you can knock me unconscious...

EDIT:
That is, knock me unconscious in the good way.

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Sunday, December 11, 2005 9:06 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by LightMeDark:
Don't feel badly. I understand ;)

Oh, and if it's anything to you, I more or less feel the same way as you; however, I'm not the kind of person that could focus myself on more than one person. So I felt a singly cloven apple was the best I was going to do ;D

I'm completely comfortable continuing contentedly kissing.

/me offers his hand

With such a gentlemanly offer, who could refuse?

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CALLMESERENITY

Sunday, December 11, 2005 9:09 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Hmmm, Seryn, that's fighting talk, I'm half tempted to find out if you can knock me unconscious...

Then by all means, man. take some initiative! Offer her fruit! (Just make sure there's more than one clove in it to avoid confusion and hurt feelings.)

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CITIZEN

Sunday, December 11, 2005 9:15 PM (P)

For those that couldn't attend Serenity² there's a video of the festivities up on the starfury site (theres a link from the main page):
http://www.starfury.co.uk/

Also there's a Serenity 3 and 4 planned, and I'm expecting people to show .

CMS:
My fruit is primed and ready, but the time is not yet right for me to start sweeping, but soon, very soon.

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Sunday, December 11, 2005 9:31 PM (P)

i've just realised, I said collage

yes, those wild collage parties of sex and drugs and sticking
little pieces of patterned paper to other pieces of paper. Hi-larious.

Needless to say, I meant college, subtle but important difference,
common mistake for me actually, damn that dyslexia.

*makes up another pitcher of iced tea*

who wants one? i'm determined not to be the only tipsy one, so come on glasses in the air...

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CITIZEN

Sunday, December 11, 2005 9:40 PM (P)

Don't worry, you not the only dyslexic around here, and I'm working on the drunkeness, so I wouldn't mind some iced tea (i've never tried it before, is it any good?)

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Sunday, December 11, 2005 9:55 PM (P)

its very good

the only .... second only time I ever drank to real excess was on this stuff.

I think I started the night on strawberry or mango daiquiries (?)
lovely but sickeningly sweet after about five, moved onto these,
the iced teas, and had them most of the rest of the nightapart from when
people bought rounds of tequila and sambuca and all of those other drinks in those tiny weeny little bitty glasses.
oh, and somebody bought me a glass of wine and someone else a champagne cocktail, (£22 on a drink! one drink)
so basically, i had quite a bit to drink. I'm very good at it,
i'm an oscar winner when it comes to acting sober. the only problem
was when i woke up the next morning and couldn't move my legs, I was
really panicked until i realised it was because my housemate was
sleeping across the bottom of my bed over my feet. and a bit of a headache

I stopped drinking a couple of years after that though and now I apparently can get pi..tipsy on a sniff of the barmaids apron. dammit.

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JADEHAND

Sunday, December 11, 2005 10:00 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by ScorpionRegent:
Irish car bomb that's Irish whiskey dropped into a Guiness, right?

Oh the brandy snifter that was for the Sidewinder not the jumpercables.

Scorpion Regent

The Irish Car Bomb is a layered shot of Irish Whiskey and Irish Cream dropped in a 1/2 pint of Guiness and chugged before the cream curdles. Should taste choclatey

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SERYN

Sunday, December 11, 2005 10:07 PM (P)

I though the cream in those kinda cocktails only curdled 'cause it came into contact with some kind of citric acid - where's the citrus in whiskey and guinness?

Or have I just been working with idiots for most of my life?

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CALLMESERENITY

Sunday, December 11, 2005 10:14 PM (P)

Who cares? It tastes kinda chocolatey. I'm game.

( I am so easily bribed with chocolate.)

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SERYN

Sunday, December 11, 2005 10:22 PM (P)

aye, who cares, thats partly why I stopped anyway,
alchohol makes me think too clearly

so CMS sweetie (yes, its that time in the evening when everyone becomes a sweetie)
How are you now? Would you like a cocktail?

Have you seen BEG around here at all, or mal4prez come to think about it? we haven't seen them for ages, I do hope they didn't object to the thread

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Sunday, December 11, 2005 10:34 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
I though the cream in those kinda cocktails only curdled 'cause it came into contact with some kind of citric acid - where's the citrus in whiskey and guinness?

Or have I just been working with idiots for most of my life?

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Well, it's something in the Guiness, as it doesn't start until you drop the shot in. The fun is that the alcohol is mostly in the now curdled bit. So you don't think it had much effect. So you have another. Around this time that curdled bit is being digested and that alcohol is starting to hit, then the second one hits...BOOM!

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SERYN

Sunday, December 11, 2005 10:39 PM (P)

one tequila
two tequila
three tequlia
floor, basically?

stealth drinking, getting as much as possible in before the nausea hits, I used to work in a pub and we had a system of leaving airplane sick bags behind the bar in front of any one we saw drinking like that...

(see what i mean about the clear thinking?)

but one is not going to hurt, slide one over here

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Sunday, December 11, 2005 10:42 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Who cares? It tastes kinda chocolatey. I'm game.

( I am so easily bribed with chocolate.)

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*ponders making cloven fruit with cloves made of Chocolate*
*offers CMS an Apple with 2 chocolate cloves in it*

In the evening and/or after alcohol, being a Southern Gentleman, all the ladies become Darlin'.

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CALLMESERENITY

Sunday, December 11, 2005 11:09 PM (P)

I have a million terms of endearment I use for people. And not just after I've been drinking.

JH-You've called me darlin' before! At first I thought you were mocking Mal, but you do it often. It's cute. MUCH better than sugar or honey or(shudder)babydoll.

You could use those chocolate oranges they make at Christmastime, the ones you wack on a table to make the wedges. I love those. And stick cloves in there.

*CMS eats the chocolate cloves.*

mmmmmmm chocolate.

Oh ooops! What does it mean when someone EATS the cloves?

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JADEHAND

Sunday, December 11, 2005 11:09 PM (P)

Stealth Drinking....I like that, though for some reason I get an image of Intoxicated Ninja Monkeys.
*pours a 1/2 pint of Guiness each in 2 pint glasses*
*prepares 2 shot glasses*
Ready?
3...
2...
1...
Darlin'

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Sunday, December 11, 2005 11:15 PM (P)

Cheer!

ooh,

you're right... chocolaty goodness

one more round and that absolutly it.

i'm saying that in a very firm voice, lets see if i can stick to it...

What, not space monkeys?

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Sunday, December 11, 2005 11:15 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
I have a million terms of endearment I use for people. And not just after I've been drinking.

JH-You've called me darlin' before! At first I thought you were mocking Mal, but you do it often. It's cute. MUCH better than sugar or honey or(shudder)babydoll.

You could use those chocolate oranges they make at Christmastime, the ones you wack on a table to make the wedges. I love those. And stick cloves in there.

*CMS eats the chocolate cloves.*

mmmmmmm chocolate.

Oh ooops! What does it mean when someone EATS the cloves?

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Yes, I thought about the chocolate oranges, but figured you'd likely just bite right into it, and well that has implications. If you'd like, I'll happily make one. For now...

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Sunday, December 11, 2005 11:21 PM (P)

*sits on table and swings feet, admiring shoes*

ah well, at least its 2 all now...

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Sunday, December 11, 2005 11:29 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
Cheer!

ooh,

you're right... chocolaty goodness

one more round and that absolutly it.

i'm saying that in a very firm voice, lets see if i can stick to it...

What, not space monkeys?

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alrighty then....(they always want one more)...
*pours a 1/2 pint of Guiness each in 2 pint glasses*
*prepares 2 shot glasses*
Ready?
3...
2...
1....

Might want to wait til after both these hit before you decide to have a third.
Notice I didn't say 'If' you decide to have a third.

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LIGHTMEDARK

Sunday, December 11, 2005 11:40 PM (P)

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
With such a gentlemanly offer, who could refuse?

quite refreshing (and exciting), no? there are few better things on this world...

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SERYN

Sunday, December 11, 2005 11:53 PM (P)

Its very much an 'if ' situation actually.

I'm coming to the very distressing realisation that i'm sobering up.

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CITIZEN

Monday, December 12, 2005 12:08 AM (P)

Well, I fall asleep and the party starts again... I wouldn't mind but I'm still tired, night.

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