CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #8 - Ringin' in 2006!

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Saturday, January 14, 2006 07:43
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Sunday, January 1, 2006 3:34 PM

HAPPY RUTTING NEW YEAR YA FINE BUNCH OF RUBENS!

Say it ain't so, JustJoe! You've won C2T #7!!! Way to go, JustJoe! This was ruttin' hi-larious and well worth the hard earned victory! 1st through 4th place in the voting was seperated by *only 4* votes! Awesome!

Mal: How did the Reavers get so many ships?
Simon (under his breath): They've probably been following us around and picking up the pieces that fall off.

*drum roll please*

And now!

We present to you!

In all the glory a Browncoat can handle!

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CHOLLETT !!!!!

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Okay, whew! Hope the word is gettin' to them that need it told! Alrighty, back to wacky fun where Fast Food isn't fast enough, we need Faster, Faster, Faster Food would be better!

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Now hit us with your best shot...harpoon, sawblade, poison dart, EMP pulse, or even a CAPTION or two!

BWAH!
TCM

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CBY

Sunday, January 1, 2006 3:50 PM

"Alright, this is my White House now. Go find another president for lunch!"

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COSMICFUGITIVE

Sunday, January 1, 2006 3:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

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REAVER: "Please MTV! Pimp my gorramn ride!"

CYBERSNARK

Sunday, January 1, 2006 4:52 PM

Which way to Burning Man?

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

CITIZEN

Sunday, January 1, 2006 5:20 PM

CBS executives really weren't sure about the new look Waltons.

Or
Reaver: Damn man, that's just wrong! What have you been eating?

Or
Reaver(Singing): I'm a Reaver and I'm okaaay! I kill all night and I eat all day. I wear my meals, Tendons and an arm...

Or
Reaver: Gerrum pa!

Or
It's so hard finding hairdressers when you eat them...

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
Remember, the ice caps aren't melting, the water is being liberated.

ZOXYGEN

Sunday, January 1, 2006 5:33 PM

Quote:

"Jayne, Jayne! I got a trade for Vira!, not even a trade, its theft!"

MUTT999

Monday, January 2, 2006 1:24 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Jocko, the wild and wacky Reaver infamous for his John Basedow haircut, demonstrates his new twist on ultimate frisbee.

"That's the buffet table....."

WHITEFALL

Monday, January 2, 2006 2:10 AM

No one ever figured out why even the sexiest reaver models were always framed near pointy objects...

I survived a day in Whitefall and all I got was this lousy signature!

Terrifying Space Monkey of Destiny

PYTHIANHABENERO

Monday, January 2, 2006 3:25 AM

Guy In Ship: "What are you looking at? I lost my nose in a tragic accident many years ago."
Observer: "And clearly you haven't taken a shower since."

"Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" ---My favourite fictional character of all time

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, January 2, 2006 3:52 AM

Reavers just don't get it -- Rose Parade floats must be covered with plant and flower parts, not body parts. This crew's bold but pathetic attempt to hide in the lineup resulted in disqualification and they missed their chance to munch on the fat, juicy crowd which was lined up and waiting.

bun
-- Bastards singed my turtle --

CHRISPV

Monday, January 2, 2006 4:00 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Yep, that's your trouble right there. Ya got yourself a mutated cannibal stuck right up in the ol' intake. Little devils'll dart right out in front of ya, and next thing ya know BAM! Right though the engine.

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal, Fox!

DARKJESTER

Monday, January 2, 2006 4:52 AM

Reaver:"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

(Yeah, not too original, but still a classic!)

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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GAMESTALKER25

Monday, January 2, 2006 6:21 AM

Reaver 1: Holy Gorram Crap! Guys! Jayne Cobb's on that mule were chasin!

Reavers inside: No F%$#in way! The 'hero of Canton' Jayne Cobb! Uhm... Steve - Shoot him in the leg...lets see how he's gettin out of that!

Reaver Steve: Im not shooting him in the leg! Ya'll do know im just here on the cannible murder exchange programe right?

Reaver 1: Steve, what could possibly go wrong?

Reaver Steve: Well, i guess your right....

You can't take the sky from me...

SICKDUDE

Monday, January 2, 2006 6:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Reavers just don't get it -- Rose Parade floats must be covered with plant and flower parts, not body parts. This crew's bold but pathetic attempt to hide in the lineup resulted in disqualification and they missed their chance to munch on the fat, juicy crowd which was lined up and waiting.

Hilarious!

"Don't say 'ka' until you've tried it." Daniel Jackson

SICKDUDE

Monday, January 2, 2006 6:25 PM

Reaver: C'mon, daddy needs a new pair of shoes!! And a vest!

or

Reaver: Gorram Dukes of Hazzard make it look so easy...

"Don't say 'ka' until you've tried it." Daniel Jackson

CHOLLETT

Tuesday, January 3, 2006 5:11 AM

Wow! I won the draw! That's ever so shiny. Gracias.

I might need some time to choose though, there's so much tasty in there....

Anywhoo, without further ado, my feeble attempts at a caption...

Reaver: "Ready....aim.....wait, what's that? A bird? Cooooooool...."

OR

Reaver: "Gorramit the sun's getting in my eyes! I can't aim under these conditions!"

OR

Reaver: "Wow, shiny blade...so i point it this way aaaand...."
*BLAM*
*Roll of film ends*
Teacher: "And that, kids, is why you should always read instruction manuals thouroughly before using anything...."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, January 5, 2006 1:57 AM

Homereaver: Ooh! I've got the crew of Serenity exactly where I... MMmmm, I see meat...aggglagglaggll *drool*...Hey, where'd they go? *immenent crash looming* DOH!

BWAH!
TCM

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CHRISPV

Thursday, January 5, 2006 2:00 AM

And in this haunting portrait, we see Ronald, the Reluctant Reaver, contemplating his choices in life. In his eyes, we can almost see his inner workings as he asks himself "Is this really where I want to be in life? Did I really spend two years at Vo-Tech school for this?"

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal, Fox!

KAYLEE4SIMON

Thursday, January 5, 2006 3:22 AM

Reaver: Where's the beef?

or

Reaver: Leave my elevator alone!

Keep shiny!

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Thursday, January 5, 2006 3:29 AM

REAVER:"Augh!Help!I'm stuck in the Trash chute!"

OR A *LITTLE* SATIRE

F*X EXEC:"HAHA! Locking on to the "cancel" button for that Firefly show!"

OR

New-Old-Age Drive-by shootings just weren't what they used to, then were, then again used to be...

OR

REAVER:"Okay guys!I just let 'er rip!"

REAVER(inside):"No you didn't!The blade is still....AUGH!"

More to come!

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SPACEHOPPER

Thursday, January 5, 2006 3:40 AM

Kaylee: Look, I'm not a morning person, okay?

BADGERSHAT

Thursday, January 5, 2006 3:46 AM

"... ouch... "

--Jefé The Hat

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"She is starting to damage my calm"--Jayne

JUSTSHINY

Thursday, January 5, 2006 3:49 AM

Here is my first (and possibly pathetic attempt at a caption). It's that song...only place I know it from is that stupid commercial where the belly-buttons sing.

"I'm cooming out! I want my prey to kno-ow, gunna eat then slo-ow!"

Drunks are so cute.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, January 5, 2006 5:10 AM

For what it is worth, for a first caption, migh-ty hi-larious...oh, and I hate you for sticking that song in my head...

Welcome to the Caption Tightpants Crowd!

another:

Reaver Jones was cut from the casting for SAW II because he "identified too well with his character"

BWAH!
TCM

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FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, January 5, 2006 5:28 AM

Beaver the Reaver with a Cleaver:
"Hey, Boss, if I let you eat that one in the tight pants, can I have his nose to play with?"

bun
-- Bastards singed my turtle --

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, January 5, 2006 5:55 AM

Not bad, JustShiny, but what do I know? Can we join forces and call ourselves the Pathetix?

Okay, another attempt:

The third time the sloppy-looking plumber from Roto-Reaver went back to his vehicle "to look for the right parts" Melissa began to wonder why she had ever given him access to her crawl-space.

bun
-- Bastards singed my turtle --

NUCKLES87

Thursday, January 5, 2006 6:15 AM

Reaver: Allright, I'll have a double humanburger, extra cheese, but lay off the pickles. Pickles give me gas. I'd also like a diet coke.

(speaker): Would you like some fingers with that?

Reaver: Sure, why not.

(speaker): Please pull up to the pick up window to rape your order.

Reaver: Man, the best thing them alliance fellars ever done is put a McReavers on all their penal moons.

CHRISPV

Thursday, January 5, 2006 6:18 AM

"Hey, Bob, do you smell some crazy comin' off that pale chick? Give's me the willies. Hope they ain't dumb enough to give her a sharp object!"

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal, Fox!

BLUEISHBROWNCOAT

Thursday, January 5, 2006 6:35 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by nuckles87:

"The Pod racer that was cut from Star Wars Ep. I..."

(...heck, perhaps a few reavers would have helped :p, spice the movie up a bit!)

PSOLARIS

Thursday, January 5, 2006 10:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by nuckles87:
Reaver: Allright, I'll have a double humanburger, extra cheese, but lay off the pickles. Pickles give me gas. I'd also like a diet coke.

(speaker): Would you like some fingers with that?

Reaver: Sure, why not.

(speaker): Please pull up to the pick up window to rape your order.

Reaver: Man, the best thing them alliance fellars ever done is put a McReavers on all their penal moons.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL *snort* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha*gasp* Tears...streaming...down...face....

Ouch, my sides hurts after that! Now pardon me as I go and make sure my ribs didn't crack!

Good one nuckles!

Psolaris

"Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'"

COSMICFUGITIVE

Sunday, January 8, 2006 5:00 PM

BUMP!

...And...

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

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REAVER #1:(Terrified) "HUMANS!! Turn back! Turn back!!"

REAVER: #2 (off screen) "Shenme?! I thought they were nothin' but campfire stories?!"

REAVER #1: "SHUT UP AND DRIVE!"

ARAMINA

Sunday, January 8, 2006 5:22 PM

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Staring out of the window at the vomit strewn lawn, after just stepping in the left-overs from last night's human kebab, and trying desperately to remember how he'd got back to his bunk, John couldn't help thinking that he was getting a little too old for Reaver 18-30 holidays now.

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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Sunday, January 8, 2006 6:48 PM

a last hurrah:
REAVER: Hey, Grarrg, did you notice all those people just sittin' there, watchin' us?
OTHER REAVER: Yeah, Urk. Why we chasin' this hovercraft then?
REAVER: I dunno, but I think I'm aimin' for that fat guy, 3 rows back on the left, in the Blue Sun shirt...

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BWAH!
TCM

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REALLYKAYLEE

Sunday, January 8, 2006 10:53 PM

It hurt when they stole our show. What really cut however was when they replaced it with "Leave it to Reaver".

shakespeare: more words than God.

MANTICHORUS

Tuesday, January 10, 2006 3:47 PM

MAL: "Faster... faster! We're being chased by Lord of the Rings extras!"

SAINTJAYNIAC

Saturday, January 14, 2006 7:43 AM

Having killed everything on Earth, Ted Nugent treks across the 'Verse in search of prey.