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XIEAINING

Sunday, January 15, 2006 7:46 AM

Jayne: I don't hold with whorin' and the like. You orta wait 'til yer married up.

Mal: Inara, you do good work. Companions and such is a useful occupation.

Simon: any sentence with "ain't" in it.

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"I'll be in my bunk"

DAX82

Sunday, January 15, 2006 10:00 AM

LOL!!!

Mal: You'll be hearing from my Lawyer.

DONCOAT

Sunday, January 15, 2006 1:47 PM

Zoe: "These core worlds are so much fun to visit."

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I don't disagree on any particular point.

KWICKO

Sunday, January 15, 2006 2:11 PM

Inara: "Mal, is that a Fruity Oaty Bar in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"

MISBEHAVIN

Sunday, January 15, 2006 4:00 PM

Wash: "Gorram it, we should stay and fight!"

Jayne: "Mal, can we talk? I'm just trying to work through some issues here and I need a good listener."

Kaylee: "We could use the warp core to open a wormhole and channel a carrier wave that would temporarily disrupt the Reaver's subspace field."

DANIELFYRE

Sunday, January 15, 2006 4:18 PM

Simon: I think it would be wise to use River's abilities to make some extra money on the horse races...

-Dan

Ain't that just shiny?

CBY

Sunday, January 15, 2006 4:58 PM

Anyone: "May the force be with you!"

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GAZERBEAM

Sunday, January 15, 2006 5:23 PM

"You know what? That job went smooth. Nothing at all went wrong."

JACQUI

Sunday, January 15, 2006 5:39 PM

Book: "Sure, go ahead. You only live once, right?"

*~*~*
"He's hurting a woman, he really *is* a bad guy... and I wouldn't call him a gentleman."
- Kyle, 9, watching 'Serenity'.

MUTT999

Sunday, January 15, 2006 5:40 PM

"Look! An Alien!"

"That's the buffet table....."

DARKLIGHTER9

Sunday, January 15, 2006 5:58 PM

Jayne: I think for once we should settle this with words.

Book: Damn she has a fine ass, I wanna grab me some of that action!

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"its clear that the only way around this is to stick my fingers in my ears, close my eyes and sing the firefly theme very loudly" a friend of mine talking about a cirtain scene in the BDM

CHINDI

Sunday, January 15, 2006 6:05 PM

Mal: "please" or "thank you"

DONCOAT

Sunday, January 15, 2006 7:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Chindi:
Mal: "please" or "thank you"

Well, he did say 'please' to Mr. Universe... if a bit reluctantly.

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I don't disagree on any particular point.

CHINDI

Sunday, January 15, 2006 7:48 PM

Ok Doncoat.. Touche...lol.. you got me and I sit corrected.. how about these????

Kaylee: "Not tonight Simon, I have a headahce."

Zoe: "I think the Captain made a mistake."

Mal: : "Tracy always was a selfless man.."

River: "Wow, THAT was a surprise."

Chindi

SERGEANTX

Sunday, January 15, 2006 7:51 PM

"Assimilate this!"

SergeantX

"Dream a little dream or you can live a little dream. I'd rather live it, cause dreamers always chase but never get it." Aesop Rock

CLIOMUSE

Sunday, January 15, 2006 7:59 PM

"Ugh, not again! Can we have something other than steak tonight?"

SAMEERTIA

Sunday, January 15, 2006 8:13 PM

GAHHHH! I do NOT need to think about Book thinking about grabbing anybodies ass!!!!! AH!

That being said -

Jayne: "'Stead of killin', maybe we could just maim them a little?"

Niska: "Ha ha! It was little joke. No hard feelings. Here, I hire you to do honest job."

CAPTBAGGYTROUSERS

Sunday, January 15, 2006 8:15 PM

Jayne: Gorram it Mal, I've gotten file my tax return!

History repeats the old conceits

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ROOSAL

Sunday, January 15, 2006 8:43 PM

Mal : You know..I was on the wrong side.

VOODOONELL

Sunday, January 15, 2006 9:00 PM

'yes, but I think what Wordsworth was trying to convey with the imagery in that particular verse was...'

'what do these three switches actually do?'

'no, that just needs sticking plaster'

Inara -'no Mal, I totally trust your judgement, do what you think best'

'The Captains plan worked perfectly'

'I was thinking of inviting that Saffron round for christmas dinner, such a sweet girl'

Simon 'lets go skinny dipping!'

CAPTBRYAN

Sunday, January 15, 2006 9:42 PM

Mal: Engage!

Inara: I luv u long time 5 dollar...

Kaylee: No. No. No...I said no!...

Book: Whats your sign?

Simon: Damnit Jim Im a doctor notta brickmason.

River: Got milk?

Wash: You are my father Luke....

Zoe: Its because Im black isnt it.

Jayne: I spell better than CaptBryan...lol

Oh boy I gots lots more but they should not be seen in public...LOL

My cook likes my artillery...I like where she lets me holster my gun

Ridin the Ocean's boring when there aint no waves

DIETCOKE

Sunday, January 15, 2006 10:33 PM

Jayne: I don't know about you but I'm voting for gun control.

NY/NJ/CT Browncoats: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/firefly_nyc

ELEKA

Sunday, January 15, 2006 10:40 PM

Jayne: Mal, I think you and Inara need to work through your tension with words.

Mal: Jayne, I want you and I want you NOW!

Kaylee: Why do I get the girl gun? What? Do you think I can't handle a real gun?

Simon: Gorramit River, I ain't your damn keeper!

Inara: Everyone, I've decided to give up my lavish life and become a beagle wrangler on the Outer Rim.

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Jayne! Try not to steal too much of their shit.

CAPTBRYAN

Sunday, January 15, 2006 11:30 PM

River: I know how many licks it takes to get to the Toosie Roll center of a Toosie Pop.

LOL...LOL even the Cook likes that one...LOL

Saying that God authored confusion by creating Lucifer is like saying my sniper rifle goes out all by itself and shoots people 2 miles away so I dont get into trouble.

Ridin the Ocean's boring when there aint no waves

COPILOTLEONARD

Monday, January 16, 2006 12:00 AM

Wash -- "I can't believe I missed that whole gorram planet"

Mal -- "Anyone catch that episode of Star Trek last night?"

Zoe -- "Yes .... I slept with Simon"

"I'm going down too quick. Likely crash and kill us all"

BOWIE

Monday, January 16, 2006 12:20 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CaptBryan:

River: I know how many licks it takes to get to the Toosie Roll center of a Toosie Pop.

LOL...LOL even the Cook likes that one...LOL

Saying that God authored confusion by creating Lucifer is like saying my sniper rifle goes out all by itself and shoots people 2 miles away so I dont get into trouble.

Ridin the Ocean's boring when there aint no waves

Actually I can so see River saying that....

River: I. Am. Miranda!

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FIAREYNNE

Monday, January 16, 2006 12:52 AM

Hmm, let me try my hand at these:

Mal: That's okay, we don't need a job right now.

Zoe: Shut up, Mal, you're being an idiot.

Wash: Jayne, you're a genius!

Kaylee: Well, Simon's okay, but that Shepherd, oh baby.

Jayne: Simon's right.

Inara: Sleeping with men - and women - for money isn't as glamourous as I originally thought.

Simon: Jayne's right.

River: The bible clearly states...

Book: Why, yes, I *was* an Operative of the Parliament.

~*~
Gotta watch out for those raver reading parties.

GRAYALBATROSS

Monday, January 16, 2006 1:32 AM

Anyone:Is it just me, or is this all vaguely cliche?

Jayne: Now then, who's up for pie?

Kaylee: It's OK, I brought the duct tape!

I have the vaguest feeling I'm not very good at this....

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When in doubt, consult the hamster.

Also, I can kill you with my brain.

OOKAMIKAWAHARA

Monday, January 16, 2006 2:11 AM

Alright my turn at this.

Kaylee: Sex ?? No Thank you Mister!!!
Mal: I'm buying everyone here in the bar that was on the Alliance side a round of drinks.
River: If you go to Miranda, You will Die!!!
Mal: Can't we all lay down arms hold hands and sing Kumbaya (sp)
Jayne: What a crude mouth you have. I'm gonna have to wash it out with soap.
Wash: Comes chargen out pistols blazen scraming your all gonna die, every last one of ya....
Kaylee: I don't wanna fix machines anymore. Instead I want to go back and become a Wedding planner.
Book: Anyone got ganja and a pipe!!!
Well hope that helps will try and think up some more. Take it easy everyone and enjoy
mata, Ookami yori

Surren son, you pick wrong people get into a heap of trouble with.
Time for the quick solution Works like a charm.

XIEAINING

Monday, January 16, 2006 9:01 AM

Mal: I am not a monster!
(Oh, wait, he did actually say that.)

Jayne to Simon: I wish I knew how to quit you!

Oh, and inspired by a similar thread on a BSGallactica site, I present:

Princess Firefly:

Kaylee: That Mal, he can fuss.
Jayne: Fuss, fuss...I think he like to scream...at us.
Kaylee: Probably he means no harm.
Jayne: He's really very short on... charm.
Kaylee: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Jayne: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Mal: Enough of that!
Kaylee: Jayne, are there rocks ahead?
Jayne: If there are, we all be dead!
Mal: No more rhymes now, I mean it!
Jayne: Anybody want a peanut?
Mal: DYEEAAHHHHHH!!

Mal: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Ath': You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

(I'll be in my bunk)

FLETCH2

Monday, January 16, 2006 10:18 AM

Mal: So let me see if I've got this right, Cylons want to *sleep* with human beings?

Inara: Well I suppose even the oldest profession is at risk from automation.

JETFLAIR

Monday, January 16, 2006 10:21 AM

Niska: "Employers need to learn to treat their people better. The days of using fear as a management tool are long past."

Jayne: "Of course I'm metrosexual."

Kaylee: "I say we tie him up and start cutting off fingers until he tells us what he knows."

Mal: "Do whatever you want; I'm not in charge of this ship, this here is a democracy."

Inara: "Yee-haw!"

Zoe (sobbing): "I'm scared....get me out of here...I'm gonna faint."

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"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells you when she's hurting 'fore she keens. Makes her a home." .......We love you, captain.

"This is the captain. We may experience some slight turbulence and then.....explode"

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FIAREYNNE

Monday, January 16, 2006 11:37 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by XieAining:
Jayne to Simon: I wish I knew how to quit you!

Oh, man, that had me rolling. Which is good, because when I watched Brokeback Mountain, that line had me in tears.

~*~
Gotta watch out for those raver reading parties.

GIXXER

Monday, January 16, 2006 2:20 PM

Kaylee: "Can you help? I was driving along and the noisy thing under the bonnet (hood) went off."

Simon: "How're you doin'?"

Niska: "Is it safe?"

Jayne: "I always kiss real French, like."

Wash: "I reversed the polarity on The Three Switches."

Wash: "You ain't gettin' me on no plane, fool!"

Mal: I love it when a plan comes together.

(Almost) everyone: "Eight to beam up."

Serenity: "Whooooosh!"

Serenity: "Kaboom!" (jumping to light speed)

Serenity: "Tyoo! tyoo! tyoo!" (blows up battlecruiser)

Zoe: Matrix - style wirework / bullet time move (which, let's face it, is not really that difficult in space...) instead of a headbutt.

Inara: "You wanna party?"

Mal: I'll be back / Hasta la vista baby / He got the point / similar cheese-laden sub James Bond quip.

Book: Ow! (Turns other cheek) Ow! I forgive your transgressions against my person, and expect you to live long enough to repeat the insult.

(Painful) Coming up in the next series of Firefly...

Repeated Villain Character: (shaking fist at Serenity flying off into sunset) You defeated me this time, but I'll get you!

Proper Bad Guy: Bugger, where did I leave me gloves?"

GIXXER

Monday, January 16, 2006 2:25 PM

Atherton: You are wonderful.
Mal: Thank you; I've worked hard to become so.
Atherton: I admit it, you are better than I am.
Mal: Then why are you smiling?
Atherton: Because I know something you don't know.
Mal: And what is that?
Atherton: I... am not left-handed.
[Moves his sword to his right hand and gains an advantage]
Mal: You are amazing.
Atherton: I ought to be, after 20 years.
Mal: Oh, there's something I ought to tell you.
Atherton: Tell me.
Mal: I'm not left-handed either.
[Moves his sword to his right hand and regains his advantage]

G

CITIZEN

Monday, January 16, 2006 2:35 PM

Simon: Dammit Kaylee, I'm a doctor, not a Gynacologist.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

XIEAINING

Monday, January 16, 2006 10:10 PM

Atherton: Surrender!

Mal: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.

Atherton: I give you full marks for bravery. Don't make yourself a fool.

Mal: Ah, but how will you capture us? We know the secrets of Miranda. We can live there quite happily for some time, so whenever you feel like dying, feel free to visit.

Atherton: I tell you once again, surrender!

Mal: It will not happen.

Atherton: For the last time, surrender!

Mal: Death first!!

Inara: Will you promise not to hurt him?

Atherton: What was that?

Mal: What was that?

Inara: If we surrender and I return with you, will you promise not to hurt this man?

Atherton: May I live a thousand years and never hunt again.

Inara: He is a sailor on the pirate ship Serenity. Promise to return him to his ship.

Atherton: I swear it will be done.

(I'll be in my bunk)

XIEAINING

Monday, January 16, 2006 10:13 PM

CAPTBRYAN

Thursday, January 19, 2006 9:13 PM

Mal: Mr. Scott ...two to beam up.

Jayne: Mirror mirror on the wall...

Book: I'll catch if you pitch. (thats just yucky)

Inara: A womans place is in the home.

Simon: Yoho yoho a Pirate's life for me...

Wash: This is Major Tom to ground control Im stepping through the door and Im floating in a most peculiar way.

Zoe: Wash, get yo ass back up in here.

River: This is completely normal.

Saying that God authored confusion by creating Lucifer is like saying my sniper rifle goes out all by itself and shoots people 2 miles away so I dont get into trouble.

Ridin the Ocean's boring when there aint no waves

ELEKA

Friday, January 20, 2006 5:14 AM

Quote:
Jayne to Simon: I wish I knew how to quit you!

*sporfles* I am crying right now, crying great tears of amusement at this.

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Jayne! Try not to steal too much of their shit.