Zoe, Inara, Kaykee or River. Which order?

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TYRANNOSAURUS

Wednesday, January 18, 2006 10:35 PM

Which order would you shag them in? I go Kaylee, Inara, River then Zoe. However a five in a bed would be splendid.

J6NGO1977

Wednesday, January 18, 2006 10:42 PM

5 in abed would be very splenid. lol. However I will go with Kaylee, Zoe, Inara and then River. Th

AGENTROUKA

Wednesday, January 18, 2006 10:58 PM

Shagging order:

Kaylee - most light-hearted and fun
Inara - so beautiful and gentle
River - it would interesting and hypnotic
Zoe - very matter of fact and efficient and relaxing

It's hard to rate them, really. It's a "what fits the mood" kind of thing! *g*

How about a list for the boys??

HAEKELDRACHE

Wednesday, January 18, 2006 11:03 PM

Um... are you allright?

This in´t a very civilized thread, is it?

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Haekeldrache is german for Crochetdragon

FAZZY

Thursday, January 19, 2006 8:57 PM

Um, I'd have go with Inara, Inara, Inara, Inara....

RIVER6213

Friday, January 20, 2006 2:41 AM

You guyz are a bunch of knuckle-dragging idiots

NERD

Friday, January 20, 2006 10:26 PM

knuckle-something. but come on, it's all in good horny fun.

Madoo

NERD

Friday, January 20, 2006 10:27 PM

oh yeah, and Zoe.

OMELET

Friday, January 20, 2006 10:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by RiveR6213:
You guyz are a bunch of knuckle-dragging idiots

I second that! Can't men think about anything other then sex all day long?

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Jayne: Are you saying River's a witch?
Wash: Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the Beast.
Jayne: She's in Congress?
Wash: How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious!

ROLAND19

Friday, January 20, 2006 10:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Omelet:
Can't men think about anything other then sex all day long?

That's a rhetorical question, right?

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PROSERPINE

Friday, January 20, 2006 11:21 PM

Oh, let them have their fun. I know I have a mental list for the order in which I'd do the boys, and I don't consider myself exceptionally horny and/or knuckle-dragging.

"Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."

AGENTROUKA

Friday, January 20, 2006 11:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Omelet:
Quote:
Originally posted by RiveR6213:
You guyz are a bunch of knuckle-dragging idiots

I second that! Can't men think about anything other then sex all day long?

What about knuckle-dragging girls? No need to discriminate, come on.

KOMELION

Friday, January 20, 2006 11:31 PM

If the question was, “In what order would you date them in?” Mindless scrawging, I pass.
I wouldn’t make a good companion with an attitude like that would I?

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Well, here I am.

KANESKI

Saturday, January 21, 2006 12:00 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Omelet:
Quote:
Originally posted by RiveR6213:
You guyz are a bunch of knuckle-dragging idiots

I second that! Can't men think about anything other then sex all day long?

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Jayne: Are you saying River's a witch?
Wash: Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the Beast.
Jayne: She's in Congress?
Wash: How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious!

Yeah, we can. But why would we want to?

OMELET

Saturday, January 21, 2006 3:47 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Roland19:
Quote:
Originally posted by Omelet:
Can't men think about anything other then sex all day long?

That's a rhetorical question, right?

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The hardest thing in this world is to live in it.

Yep, cause I know how guys are. Sex sex sex. That's it. You guys could stop and smell the roses or read a book every once and a while. Learning is good for you.

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Jayne: Are you saying River's a witch?
Wash: Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the Beast.
Jayne: She's in Congress?
Wash: How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious!

ROLAND19

Saturday, January 21, 2006 4:21 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Omelet:
I know how guys are. Sex sex sex. That's it. You guys could stop and smell the roses or read a book every once and a while. Learning is good for you.

I read. Not so big on the roses thing, it's true, but I'm a fairly intelligent guy; I'm a college student (okay, so that doesn't necessarily mean I'm smart). So I like girls - big deal.

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The hardest thing in this world is to live in it.

OMELET

Saturday, January 21, 2006 4:25 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Roland19:
Quote:
Originally posted by Omelet:
I know how guys are. Sex sex sex. That's it. You guys could stop and smell the roses or read a book every once and a while. Learning is good for you.

I read. Not so big on the roses thing, it's true, but I'm a fairly intelligent guy; I'm a college student (okay, so that doesn't necessarily mean I'm smart). So I like girls - big deal.

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The hardest thing in this world is to live in it.

What? No roses. *Gasps* They are the best. Especially when you get them after a concert or something.

The thing is its not that its bad that you like girls, its just that can't ya'll ever think about a relationship and actual love instead of just sex. Like going to romantic places and just enjoying the company of another. Those are the best times.

What if you meet a gal who doesn't want pre-marital sex?

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Jayne: Are you saying River's a witch?
Wash: Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the Beast.
Jayne: She's in Congress?
Wash: How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious!

RACOONBOY

Saturday, January 21, 2006 4:39 AM

Inara, Kaylee, River, then Zoe.

And for discussions sake, Sex = Good

PROSERPINE

Saturday, January 21, 2006 4:40 AM

Wow, I NEVER thought I would defend the male sex, but give the guys a break! I have twice been involved in a relationship where the guy wanted way more commitment than I could handle. I also have a few female friends who are genuinely more sex-crazed than most males. (Their boyfriends are very lucky men - lol.)

"Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."

MATTIE

Saturday, January 21, 2006 4:42 AM

Holy Shit! You're so indecent! That's such an aweful thread to post. "What order would you shag them in"? MY GOSH!

Wacky fun!

OMELET

Saturday, January 21, 2006 4:47 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by proserpine:
Wow, I NEVER thought I would defend the male sex, but give the guys a break! I have twice been involved in a relationship where the guy wanted way more commitment than I could handle. I also have a few female friends who are genuinely more sex-crazed than most males. (Their boyfriends are very lucky men - lol.)

"Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."

Really? That's just never happened to me. Guess it all depends on where you live and the people you meet, not to mention your backround and upbringings. Not only that, but I just learned from Mr. TV, that testosterone is what is the main factor in the sex drive. Wow, I just learned something. Kinda makes me feel all happy and warm inside.

Love your sig by the way. That line always makes me laugh.

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Jayne: Are you saying River's a witch?
Wash: Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the Beast.
Jayne: She's in Congress?
Wash: How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious!

LIGHTMEDARK

Saturday, January 21, 2006 4:49 AM

easy:

River, Inara, Kaylee.........Zoe

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NCBROWNCOAT

Sunday, January 22, 2006 12:15 AM

Okay girls, lets hijack this thread.
In what order would you "date" the guys?

Jayne-good for drinking and showing you his weapons.

Wash-only if Zoe weren't in the way-I don't want to die. I'd more than likely laugh myself silly and have a great time.

Mal-Captain Tightpants himself-'nough said.

Sorry that I left out Simon but he's just not my type.

OMELET

Sunday, January 22, 2006 12:21 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by ncbrowncoat:
Okay girls, lets hijack this thread.
In what order would you "date" the guys?

Jayne-good for drinking and showing you his weapons.

Wash-only if Zoe weren't in the way-I don't want to die. I'd more than likely laugh myself silly and have a great time.

Mal-Captain Tightpants himself-'nough said.

Sorry that I left out Simon but he's just not my type.

I'm a Simon gal so, I would date them(notice I said 'date') in this order:

Simon-He looks so good without his shirt off and he is such a gentleman. He would treat you like a princess.

Wash-He's adorable

Mal-Very kind and sincere, even though he won't admit it

Jayne-The tough rugged sexy man who just shoots things

Book isn't even on that list. He's old enough to be my Grandpa.

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Jayne: Are you saying River's a witch?
Wash: Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the Beast.
Jayne: She's in Congress?
Wash: How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious!

FOLLOWMAL

Sunday, January 22, 2006 12:27 AM

Let the hijacking commence!

1. Mal- well cuz he's Mal.
2. Mal- it'd be an INTERESTING date.
3. Mal- because he's sexy, and amazing and well,
we've seen him nekkid! Well, almost nekkid.
4. Mal- because I love his voice and his walk.

Not to leave out the other guys, but with Mal there, I'm afraid this girl can't even be bothered with the others. But if there was no Mal... well, then Simon and Jayne would be mighty fine. Wash? Well, I wouldn't even look his way... not cuz I don't wanna, but I'm afraid of Zoe.

"No. I just, I have captainy stuff I have to do." Mal

PROSERPINE

Sunday, January 22, 2006 1:02 AM

My order:

1. Wash: For some reason I really dig his blond hair, and of course the sense of humor is a major draw. (I'm also imagining a world without Zoe. I would never get between those two - they're too cute!)

2. Mal: I don't know how Inara has been able to keep her hands off of him for so long! The girl has willpower.

3. Simon: Well, at least the body of Simon. He's just a little too gay in mannerisms for my taste.

Jayne, as much as I love him, is not Johnny Depp and could just too easily be my father. And Book is way too grandfatherly to consider.

"Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."

EMPXENU

Sunday, January 22, 2006 1:18 AM

Zoe, River & Kaylee are cute and all but I'd give anything for an appointment with Inara.

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"I think, therefore I am... I think"

ILLEGALARGENTINE

Sunday, January 22, 2006 2:39 AM

Kaykee-She is hot...and I my line book, a girl that can handle tools is hot as f***!!!!! I LOVE a tool working grease monkey! She also has a fun outlook. TOOLS TOOLS TOOLS!!!!!!!

River- Even thought she is crazy, she still is hot and about my age. She would be fun to be around, or atleast interesting. River is hot as hell, even if she's messed up in the head.

Inara- She has the expierience...but maybe you'd catch something with her. Plus I would hate having to share her.

Zoe- She is hot, but she scares the living hell out of me. Never mess around with a girl that can put a bullet in your head from 500 yards away. I don't want to be made the woman of relationship.

LOOKATTHATBIRD

Sunday, January 22, 2006 3:06 AM

Boys: Mal, Simon, Jayne...Wash and Book might be a tie. I don't find either of them attractive at all. It's a hard choice between Simon and Jayne too. Jayne is better looking, and probably much better in bed, but he's scary. Whereas Simon is also quite attractive but a sweet guy too. And sweet is always preferable to scary. Not that it really matters. It's all Mal.

Girls: ( I'm not into girls, but if I were) Inara, River, Kaylee, Zoe.

KC

Sunday, January 22, 2006 3:23 AM

I would say Inara, Kaylee, Zoe, the River. Start gentle then move on up with the roughness. but yeah, I would just love to be apar of the crew than to bed them. Lol. Peace!

KC

GISKARD

Sunday, January 22, 2006 3:37 AM

Inara and a distant 2nd Zoe the other 2 just don't do it for me.

This is ofcourse the series chars and not the real life celebrities (though my choice wouldnt be much different).

DRPAIN

Sunday, January 22, 2006 5:58 AM

Quote:
from Omelet
What if you meet a gal who doesn't want pre-marital sex?

Hell I'd love to meet one. I was brought up to wait until I was married before having sex and to also treat women like human beings and not like a pair of breasts with legs unlike most of the guys on this thread. Most of the women where I'm from however only see nice guys like me as "just friends" and not as boyfriend material. Also I'm usually thinking about cars, computers, or what book I want to read next (just finished reading the novelization of Serenity so try not to faint). Just thought I'd post this so you'd know that there were guys out here who think of other things besides sex.

NUCLEARDAY

Sunday, January 22, 2006 8:45 AM

It's tough, but I suppose Inara (gotta go with the pro here), Kaylee and Zoe tied for second (both would be alot of fun, plus Zoe has that whole warrior-woman thing going), then River, who is probably too young for me anyway.

Far as dating though: Kaylee (too cute, and probably be fun to hang out with), Inara, Zoe, then River (can you say high-maintenance? :).

I see the women are trying to hijack the thread now :) I don't really swing that way, but I must say that Mal has a fantastic ass. :P

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N0SKILLZ

Sunday, January 22, 2006 8:54 AM

Inara- always reaching for the girl i can't have.
River- something about her when she not crazy.
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Zoe is to much of a warrior woman for me, and Kaylee just doesn't do it for me... idk why

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8MEIMEI8

Sunday, January 22, 2006 9:11 AM

For the boys it'd be:

Wash
Mal
Simon
Jayne

and for the girls:

Inara
Kaylee
Zoe
River

I probably wouldn't date/shag Book as he is much to old for me :)

Does it make me kinda whorish that if I had a chance with almost anyone on the crew I'd run with it?

FREELANCEPILOT

Sunday, January 22, 2006 10:03 AM

here is my thing
Inara is the best looking. Just classic exotic Beauty, but i have a bad track record with beautiful brazilians (lesbians).
River is my number 1 because i love a woman who can a) kick my ass, b) is a little crazy, c) smart=sexy, d) dancer body is hot.
kaylee does my number 3, behind River and Inara, because of her demenor. I love cheerful girls. This is the kind of girl that just makes you feel good.
then lastly Zoe. I love that she is a warrior woman, and in that dress at the end of serenity... Hot. But she is too robotic sometimes.

to all the ladies complaining about men being sex-crazed.
1. It is actually written into our nature.
2. Women are confusing people who never know what they want. My parents have an almost movie quality sense to their marriage and so i have been raised a hopeless romantic. I have learned that women say they want a romantic, but never know what to do with it when they get one.
3. Personally, i just need them to be cute and physically fit. After that, it is all mental and personality. Is that shallow? Well they have to be cute, that may be a bit shallow. But the physical fitness thing is just something that gets to me. I work hard to stay in shape, and i expect the same. taking care of yourself is basic to me.

wow i got long winded...
River
Inara
Kaylee
Zoe

Wash: Yeah, but psychic? That sounds like science fiction.
Zoë: You live on a spaceship, dear.
Wash: So?

BRIGHTMAL

Sunday, January 22, 2006 10:47 AM

More in line with the developing theme of this thread, I'd particularly love to spend time with Inara and Kaylee. I'd love to go out with Inara for a few nights, and I'd really enjoy having Kaylee show me 'round the inards of Serenity. Actually, I'd love to be Kaylee's 2IC. I'd love to see that ship with 2 mechanics and a good overhaul. Oh yeah, she's also a total babe.
And I reckon I could deal with Simon.

He's like a trained man-ape. Without the training.

SUBTORPMAN

Sunday, January 22, 2006 12:55 PM

1. Kaylee - She is just a sweet country girl and think of all the money I could save on repairs

2. Zoe - Just love a strong woman, a little to unemotional for me would be worried she might just lay there.

3. Inara - Wow just think of all the pleasure she is trained to give but for some reason I think she might nag me afterward.

4. River - Sorry but crazy girls just plan scare me. On the positive side think of the flexibility.

Hey that was fun, and a thanks to the women who took part in the thread. You have a good nature about you.

JACQUI

Sunday, January 22, 2006 2:21 PM

Okay, seeing as how we're now "dating" or "doing" the entire crew (you choose the verb that floats your boat more, really).

1. Jayne. (oh, now *who* the hell is surprised with that one?). The man is sex on legs. I could eat him up with a spoon. He could so have me on a platter.
2. Kaylee. She's just so cute and lovable and entirely my kinda woman.
3. Inara. Because I have eyes.
4. River. See above.
5. Wash. He'd make me laugh. I like guys who can make me laugh.
6. Mal.
7. Zoe.
8. Simon. He's pretty, but he probably wouldn't want much to do with me, being that I'm a woman and all.
9. Book (well, really, I don't think he'd rate. Nothing against Ron Glass, but... Book?!?!? No).

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"He's hurting a woman, he really *is* a bad guy... and I wouldn't call him a gentleman."
- Kyle, 9, watching 'Serenity'.

THEPISTONENGINE

Sunday, January 22, 2006 3:41 PM

RIVER?! You all are going to very special kind of hell.

OMELET

Sunday, January 22, 2006 3:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by DRPAIN:
Quote:
from Omelet
What if you meet a gal who doesn't want pre-marital sex?

Hell I'd love to meet one. I was brought up to wait until I was married before having sex and to also treat women like human beings and not like a pair of breasts with legs unlike most of the guys on this thread. Most of the women where I'm from however only see nice guys like me as "just friends" and not as boyfriend material. Also I'm usually thinking about cars, computers, or what book I want to read next (just finished reading the novelization of Serenity so try not to faint). Just thought I'd post this so you'd know that there were guys out here who think of other things besides sex.

I was brought up that exact same way. "Just friends", that's harsh. Especially if you really like the gal. Thanks for responding to that and I also love cars and video games and a lot of stuff guys do. Most guys think its weird that I love to play Halo or something, but hey, its fun. Don't worry, I won't faint. It's a good thing to read every now and then.

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Jayne: Are you saying River's a witch?
Wash: Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the Beast.
Jayne: She's in Congress?
Wash: How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious!

RIVER6213

Sunday, January 22, 2006 5:56 PM

What year is this again? 2006? For a moment there, after reading this thread, I thought we were in 1953.

DRPAIN

Sunday, January 22, 2006 6:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Omelet:
Quote:
Originally posted by DRPAIN:
Quote:
from Omelet
What if you meet a gal who doesn't want pre-marital sex?

Hell I'd love to meet one. I was brought up to wait until I was married before having sex and to also treat women like human beings and not like a pair of breasts with legs unlike most of the guys on this thread. Most of the women where I'm from however only see nice guys like me as "just friends" and not as boyfriend material. Also I'm usually thinking about cars, computers, or what book I want to read next (just finished reading the novelization of Serenity so try not to faint). Just thought I'd post this so you'd know that there were guys out here who think of other things besides sex.

I was brought up that exact same way. "Just friends", that's harsh. Especially if you really like the gal. Thanks for responding to that and I also love cars and video games and a lot of stuff guys do. Most guys think its weird that I love to play Halo or something, but hey, its fun. Don't worry, I won't faint. It's a good thing to read every now and then.

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Jayne: Are you saying River's a witch?
Wash: Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the Beast.
Jayne: She's in Congress?
Wash: How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious!

Your welcome

and I think that it's shiny that you're into cars and video games cuz not many women are. I'm also jealous that you got a X-Box and all I have is a gorram PS2.

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

DAX82

Sunday, January 22, 2006 6:19 PM

Inara
River
Kaylee
Zoe

20THCENTFOXHATER

Sunday, January 22, 2006 7:02 PM

Besides all of the male-bashing on part of the women (who by the way, obviuosly think about the guys in Firefly the same way), no biggy though, we're all human here.

I would have to say its very difficult to choose when you look at their attributes. Inara is the beautiful, exotic one, Kaylee is just so darn cute and compassionate, River is the wild, flexable one, and Zoe is the strong dominating type (probably).

But to rank them:
1. Inara
2. (tie) Kaylee & River
4. Zoe

"I aim to misbehave."
"Can't do something smart, do something right".

HOMER: "Oh Lisa, you and your stories; Bart is a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now lets go back to that... building thingy... where our beds and T.V.... is".

GSOUTHERN

Sunday, January 22, 2006 7:20 PM

This is an amusing thread, with all the usual "women don't understand men and vice-versa" arguments.

I have a slightly different perspective, being older than anyone on Firefly except Shepard Book.

A man with life experience seperates the two questions of "Who would I want to just take to bed", versus "Who would I want to marry/have a serious long-term relationship with".

As far as sex goes, "hot-ness" is usually about the only criteria. A lot of the time when we talk about who we'd like to do the horizontal dance with, it's all just daydream fantasy anyway, just as this thread is.

As far as more serious relationships go, with some experience one learns that appearances mean very little (not to mention, the "hottest hotties" usually turn out to be far more trouble than they are worth, long term). If a gal looks good enough that there is some physical attraction, then its on to a thousand other issues: what does she believe, how does she look at life, what are her values and norms, what is her personality like, does she have intelligence and wisdom, do we have enough similar intrests that we'll have something to talk about once sex has inevitably lost some of its shiny.

But, in keeping with the original question, here's my list:

Kaylee - she's a sweetheart who'd be a pleasure to be with in many different ways. A practical-minded woman like her is a treasure. She's right cute, too.

Zoe - well, I'd never lay a finger on a married lady, but since Zoe is now a widow (Serenity film) I wouldn't mind being her rebound. A strong woman with hidden depths who has seen much, but doesn't reveal all she feels to the world --- well, we'd have a lot in common. Not to mention, she's pretty hot.

Now, as to Miss Inara...well, she is a very beautiful and appealing woman, but I'm afraid my opinion of her profession is much the same as Mal's. In summary, my regrets dear lady, but I'll pass.

River is a beautiful, sinuous and appealing young woman, her emotional problems aside...however, she's young enough to be my daughter and I'd be afraid I'd earn Shepard Book's "special level of hell" for touching such a young and fragile beauty. Oh well.

Miss Kaylee, will you marry me?

G.Southern

FEATHERONTHEWIND

Sunday, January 22, 2006 8:01 PM

All right all arguing aside I would have to say for marriage material...

Wash (duh! He's already married so he has to be doing something right)
Simon (He's nowhere near my type, but he'd almost certainly be faithful and sweet.)
Mal (Heehee, I don't care what he told Saffron. He'd make one hell of a husband...providing you could catch him first.)
Jayne (I don't think you could tame him with a cattle prod. The man just likes his tasty too much, lol.
Book (Isn't even in the running, since he's a priest and all.)

Now if you're just lookin' to get sexed as Jayne would say...

Mal (He's my version of sex on legs. Everything about him just makes my knees go weak. Oh, yeah and he's real shiny too, lol.)
Jayne (Same reason he's so not qualified for the previous list.)
Wash (He's cute and he could make you laugh afterwards, but be prepared to be killed by Zoe's pinky.)
Simon (He's just to gorram twitchy.)
Book (Same as above.)

Now for all the girls, to keep with the original post which of the women would you want to be friends with...

Kaylee (She's just so sweet and would always be able to make you feel better.)
River (She just makes you want to help her, even if she could kill you with her brain.)
Inara (She'd be the best one to go to for advice.)
Zoe (She's just to intimidating for me, but she'd be the first one I'd trust with my life.)

Anyway that's my input and now I'll be shutting up.

"Pain is scary." -Jayne
Mal=Hotness on an unknown level

NERD

Sunday, January 22, 2006 8:08 PM

SEX!!! SSSSSSEEEEEXXXXX!!!

ZAMIAM

Sunday, January 22, 2006 9:21 PM

This thread is a bit bold, but in me experience, men really aren't sex-crazed idiots. I like sex plenty, and I'm a girl. But I only think of people as 'objects' for fun and in hypothetical situations, like I'm about to in this post.

Boys:

Wash. Mmmm, red heads.

Simon next. I like a gentle guy, and he's quite handsome.

Mal. Good looking with a great personality.

Jayne. Rough and rowdy. Its nice once in a while.

Girls:

Kaylee, Zoe, Inara, River.

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I am a leaf on the wind.

PLIABLE

Sunday, January 22, 2006 9:47 PM

Mmm, ´kay:

1.Kaylee. She´s easy to be with, which is good, ´cause I´m a little cramped up. Ummm... :) She´s a genuinely good person, not that the other girls aren´t, but... very good vibes emanate from her, happy outlook on life, that 'smell the flowers'-attitude, you know. She could easily have been written as an airhead by a crappier writer than Joss Whedon, but no. And she´s extremely pretty. And I´d want to borrow her clothes.

2. Zoe. I like how she kills people. And she´s got that goddess-thing going with her looks. And she´s practical. (Also... her bottom. Why do people go on about Mal´s? Captain Tightpants? His tight pants are obscured by his coat all the time!)

3. Inara. She is very kind. Which is appealing.

4. River. Uh... how old is she? But she seems smart and funny. Her grace is attractive, too.

EMPXENU

Sunday, January 22, 2006 10:23 PM

^

You know, you're right. Inara turns me on not only because she defines sexiness but also because she's a very gentle and warm person. Even when she's firing barbs at Mal, she does it with a glint in the eye and doesn't come across as mean.

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"I think, therefore I am... I think"

THEREAVER

Sunday, January 22, 2006 10:51 PM

Quote:

Yep, cause I know how guys are. Sex sex sex. That's it. You guys could stop and smell the roses or read a book every once and a while. Learning is good for you.

Book? Does not compute.

Anyways, River is the closest to my age so, yeah.

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I'll rape you to death.
I'll eat your flesh.
I'll sew your skin into my clothes.
If you're very very lucky, I'll do it in that order - TheReaver

GISKARD

Sunday, January 22, 2006 11:00 PM

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Originally posted by TheReaver:
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Yep, cause I know how guys are. Sex sex sex. That's it. You guys could stop and smell the roses or read a book every once and a while. Learning is good for you.

Book? Does not compute.

Anyways, River is the closest to my age so, yeah.

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I'll rape you to death.
I'll eat your flesh.
I'll sew your skin into my clothes.
If you're very very lucky, I'll do it in that order - TheReaver

Just wondering, but do people realise that Summer is older than Jewel by a year.

In the series though, she seems to play a much younger person (or so I feel). Is there any data on the ages of the characters (not the celebs but the characters).

KOMELION

Monday, January 23, 2006 1:42 AM

Something to keep in mind, River is a miner (17) during Serenity. Where I’m from that equals statutory.

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Well, here I am.

FREELANCEPILOT

Monday, January 23, 2006 2:03 AM

Actually No, for two reasons.
1) She is played by an actress who is older than that. I am 21, but Summer Glau is actually 2 years my senior.
2) In the Great State of Texas, 17 is the age of consent.

Wash: Yeah, but psychic? That sounds like science fiction.
Zoë: You live on a spaceship, dear.
Wash: So?

HIXIE129

Monday, January 23, 2006 4:49 AM

I just love everything about Kaylee. One of my favorite scenes in the movie is when they were entering the bar and Kaylee was talking about Simon.

Kaylee: And I carried such a torch---
And we could've-----
Going on a year now I ain't had nothin' be'twixed my nethers that ain't run on batteries!

Mal: Oh God, I can't know that.
Jayne: I could stand to hear a little more.

Then River Inara, Zoe.

SHEWCHUK

Monday, January 23, 2006 5:41 AM

Each woman has her own good points. it would realllly depend on what mood i'm in at the time.

Kaylee has an amazing cheerfulness that's just plain addictive and throughout the series she is shown to be very passionate and sensual which is very attractive. With her you'd just have an goofy fun time together.

Inara has that exoticness about her and plus ALL that knowledge she know would be freaking AWESOME. I mean that's her job... and she sounds throughout the show and move to be damn good at it. A much soft and gentle loving for sure, she seems to like to make people feel good and bring them confidence

I'm still in my teens so i would be allowed to be with river :D. The flexibility would be amazing and i can't beleive no ones mentioned this yet but shes PSYCHIC..... THINK ABOUT IT!!

Zoe i have a feeling would be much more dominating, which don't get me wrong, when you feel like a rough f***... why not?? and plus shes very voluptous.

Thought and Action when harmonized free each from the other

THEREAVER

Monday, January 23, 2006 5:53 PM

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Originally posted by Shewchuk:
I'm still in my teens so i would be allowed to be with river :D. The flexibility would be amazing and i can't beleive no ones mentioned this yet but shes PSYCHIC..... THINK ABOUT IT!!

Yeah, but that's like saying Jedi wmen can use Force Speed.

Anyways, she can tell when you are attracted by another woman too. Not that I imply you're unfaithful but you can't help it when you see another attractive woman. It's just a matter of restraint after that.

Hold on, I appear to have rambled from my original post a bit.

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I'll rape you to death.
I'll eat your flesh.
I'll sew your skin into my clothes.
If you're very very lucky, I'll do it in that order - TheReaver

SHEWCHUK

Monday, January 23, 2006 7:10 PM

Ya dating a psychic would definatly have its advantages and disadvantages

Thought and Action when harmonized free each from the other

AZTECHROME

Monday, January 23, 2006 7:54 PM

This thread is funny as all hell!!!
C'mon, everyone admit that you've got a secret thing for one of the Firefly characters.
I'm Jewel's age, so.....

1)Kaylee (by a long shot)
2)Inara
3)Zoe
4)River

In my defense, the only one who's really fascinating is Kaylee. Inara is lovely, and the rest just don't work for me.

Jewel seems so cool, that's impossible for me to not like her. I'd like to verify that personally sometime...

TYRANNOSAURUS

Monday, January 23, 2006 7:55 PM

Wasn't expecting all the bisexuals out there to get involved when I posted this, but fair play to those women who drink from the furry cup. All those men who posted about the guy order - I think you want Brokeback Mountain, not Firefly. Plus there's so man y man haters out there. Where's the love? We're not all cheating one dimensional bastards.

Ta!

ETHAN

Monday, January 23, 2006 7:59 PM

1) River
2) Zoe
3) Kaylee
4) Inara
5) River

FARAMIR

Monday, January 23, 2006 9:33 PM

1) Kaylee - she's just so pretty and friendly.
2) Inara - you KNOW she knows some tricks
3) River - she loves to dance ;-)
4) Zoe - afraid she's shoot me if I didn't please her enoug :-)

SHINY

Monday, January 23, 2006 9:59 PM

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Originally posted by tyrannosaurus:
All those men who posted about the guy order - I think you want Brokeback Mountain, not Firefly.

What are you talking about? Homosexuality (in *both* genders) seems to be totally accepted in the FF 'verse (c.f. Mal expressing no discomfort at all when Nandi asks if he's 'sly')

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I don't need a gorram back-spaceship driver!!!

SPOOTER

Monday, January 23, 2006 10:54 PM

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Originally posted by Omelet:
Quote:
Originally posted by RiveR6213:
You guyz are a bunch of knuckle-dragging idiots

I second that! Can't men think about anything other then sex all day long?

There is NO order...it's 100% Kaylee all the way....and no not just for sex...... I've been in love with Kaylee since the first time I saw her.... If I ever met a real life Kaylee, I'd propose before I even said hello...!
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Jayne: Are you saying River's a witch?
Wash: Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the Beast.
Jayne: She's in Congress?
Wash: How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious!

ZEEK

Monday, January 23, 2006 10:55 PM

Kaylee, Inara, River, Zoe. Can't say I like the thought of my woman being able to kill me with her pinky. Besides I like the sweet, cute girls. Not the tough as nails types.

Even in the real world I think my list would be the same. However, since Jewel is taken, I'd take Morena's number any day. Besides she seems to be a real sweetheart in real life.

COMPANION6

Tuesday, January 24, 2006 10:21 PM

Proserpine I agree with you I have my list of the Men of Firefly and in what order. Cool new thread to start.

Always Remember "The Litany Of Fear"

MOTHRA

Wednesday, January 25, 2006 12:02 AM

If my life was atually about making choices like this, I would be the happiest man on the earth. I find all the vixens of Firefly incredible in their own unique way. I can understand kaylee's appeal, but frankly I am surprised by her being the overwhelming favorite. My preference would be as follows, but I would gladly take any of them out for dinner and a show:

1) Inara. If you appreciate female beauty at all, you can't help but be awed by her exotic and stunning looks. Also, I love women who are both very intelligent and independent. She is both. She is well educated, well read, and well versed in the carnal arts. The other and more important thing is that she trulty seems to be able to give and receive love, not just have sex. I am in love with Inara Serra, and anyone who calls her a whore will have to fight me with a long bladed weapon.

2) Kaylee. She's pretty, lusty as hell, and likes to get dirty. She is always pleasing to be around, and would never bring you down. Making her happy would be a great life's work, and I don't think that would be too difficult. A nice party now and then, plenty of engines, and constant sex would probably do it. I can DO that! On the down side, I wouldn't have much to talk to her about in the long term. She is uncultured and kind of a poor, trashy girl. Still, I love her.

3) River. Her grace and unique beauty are very moving. Her dancer's body is very slim and beautiful, and she moves like a cat. MEOW! Also, she needs somebody to look after her and help her! How could I resist! Also, she's totally brilliant, and quite the little nutcase. Oh well, as they say "crazy in the head"...you know the rest. If she would feed me berries once it a while to keep up my strength, I'd be happy. Also, should you encounter a group of 15 armed men trying to attack you, she'll kick all their asses. Very nice in a pinch.

4) Zoe. She doesn't deserve to be my fourth pick. She is an amazing woman, and it would be my honor to be hers (assuming Wash was not in the picture). I have the feeling that when a man unleashes her passion, he better hold on for dear life. She is strong in mind and body, and loyal as the day is long. 'Course, she don't like small talk much, she won't cook or clean and will beat you senseless if you piss her off. Best be careful. Damn that Lawrence Fishbourne!

In closing, I want them all. Sexually. A lot. Call me a perv, if you must.

SAMEERTIA

Wednesday, January 25, 2006 12:09 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Shiny:
What are you talking about? Homosexuality (in *both* genders) seems to be totally accepted in the FF 'verse (c.f. Mal expressing no discomfort at all when Nandi asks if he's 'sly')

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I don't need a gorram back-spaceship driver!!!

Ignore Tyro, Shiny. He's obviously not mature enough to handle people of diverse sexuality.

I posted the guys in the other thread, so for the girls -

Inara - sensual, comforting, fun. Could just relax with Inara.

Kaylee - FUN FUN FUN! She could have a good time in broken down spaceship in the middle of nowhere!

River - Only if she was the initiator. I'd worry about doing the wrong thing and ending up out an airlock.

Zoe - I like strong confident women. They also terrify me beyond belief. I'm fragile. Zoe would break me, probably by accident!

KIZYR

Wednesday, January 25, 2006 8:37 PM

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Originally posted by Omelet:
What? No roses. *Gasps* They are the best. Especially when you get them after a concert or something.

Boo. Roses get way too typical and overused now. And giving them when they're expected makes them lose their flavor and allure anyhow. For maximum effect, I'd find out someone's favorite flower (barring that, favorite color), and get a dozen of that on a random Tuesday.

Quote:
Originally posted by Omelet:
What if you meet a gal who doesn't want pre-marital sex?

I'd prefer it; I'm a guy who doesn't want pre-marital sex. And on that note, and considering that y'all have taken over this thread (and gotten one of your own), I feel entitled enough to answer the original question {^^}. Take it on a lighter note if you want, say who do I find most 'alluring'.

1) Inara: I'm hugely attracted to grace and elegance. That alone puts Inara leagues above the rest. Sure, she's a professional, but that just means she's practiced at it.
2) Kaylee: How can you not like Kaylee? She's the heart and soul of the ship. And she looks pretty pretty all covered in engine grease.
3) Zoe: Strong-willed and all; I'm mostly thinking how Wash describes her when they get taken by the feds in Bushwacked.
4) Yo-Saf-Bridge: I find her the most attractive; she's down at #4 since it's likely she'd kill me in my sleep.
5) River: Same deal... she'd kill me in my sleep if she thought I looked better in red. And I like my Blue Sun t-shirt just the way it is.

Oh, by the way, for the guys it might go: Simon, Mal, Book, Wash--if you're at all curious. Jayne ain't on that list for a reason. KF

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~KF

"Lord, I'm walking your way. Let me in, for my feet are sore, my clothes are ragged.
Look in my eyes, Lord, and my sins will play out on them as on a screen. Read them all.
Forgive what you can and send me on my path. I will walk on until you bid me rest."
~Haven Prayer

ANIMALM0THER

Wednesday, January 25, 2006 9:20 PM

I would have to say:

1. Kaylee, due to her down-to-earth yet also flirtatious nature. She has a certain fragility to her in moments of combat and in a general sense, ie. her feelings, that I also find appealing as a guy: makes me want to care for /protect her all the more. She doesnt mind expressing herself and neither would I if I was in that engine room with her....

2. Inara -- sexy, alluring, curvatious(going back to sexy), strong, smart, gives massages

3. Saphrine -- although not part of the normal cast, her rack pretty much justifies this position, albeit the preceding candidates have more going for them.

4. River -- She's got that "I know I shouldnt be thinking about her in that way, but what if she was wearing..." kinda thing going on....a special kind of Hell....

5. Zoe -- shes scares me, but she looks good for a browncoat in her khakis

I'll be in my bunk.

AZTIEL

Saturday, January 28, 2006 2:59 AM

dont get me wrong the other girls are hot but i dont know, River has that whole fragile rose going. Im not thinking of the flexibility. But summer glau is beautiful and river character fascinates me. I think i fell in love with her during the River-Reaver fight scene in Serenity.

ELOISA

Saturday, January 28, 2006 4:11 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Komelion:
Something to keep in mind, River is a miner (17) during Serenity. Where I’m from that equals statutory.

...which sounds completely wrong in my brain-space, as the age of consent is 16 over here and about 50% of people break it anyway. Ahem. Anyway, going on the non-ordained guys only:

Mal gets all the medals in all the categories. Provided that he ever got to the point, unlike with Inara, I think he'd be a pretty faithful lover (and though he's the biggest sexual prude on the whole boat, including Book, I didn't hear Nandi complaining the next morning) and his backround suggests he would be a decent partner/husband, within the confines of having to set up home in his spaceship. I'm possibly biased as I've recently been doing iconage of his topless conversation in the BDM. Me wants.

Wash: *sighs* Jocular, smart, sexy as all hell when piloting a spaceship. I would smack him over the head with a frying pan after about the first five minutes just to shut him up. After that, I'm sure we'd get along fine...

Simon is eye candy, especially when lolling around sans shirt, but at the stage he's at in the series and to a lesser extent the BDM, he's too emotionally stunted (wrong word?) for relationship material. Poor Kaylee.

Jayne doesn't appeal. I can appreciate the attraction a lot of other people feel, but he's just not my type.

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CAPTAINSGAL

Saturday, January 28, 2006 5:59 AM

I'll speak on behalf of horny women...Wash, Mal, Jayne, Shepard and then Simon (too uptight)

IRONSPY

Saturday, January 28, 2006 6:08 AM

Studies have shown that introversion is the result of a specific part of the brain being overactive. Incidentally, this is the same part that controls sexual urges.

Anyway, River, Zoe, Kaylee, Inara, in that order.

KIZYR

Saturday, January 28, 2006 6:25 PM

Quote:
AnimalM0ther wrote:
2. Inara -- sexy, alluring, curvatious(going back to sexy), strong, smart, gives massages

Foot-washings! Don't forget the foot-washings. It's her specialty.

Quote:
Aztiel wrote:
I think i fell in love with her during the River-Reaver fight scene in Serenity.

It wasn't the dancing, it wasn't the playfulness... It was hacking apart psychotics with a crude battle axe that got to you.

Understandable {^^}. KF

~KF

Lord, I'm walking your way. Let me in, for my feet are sore, my clothes are ragged.
Look in my eyes, Lord, and my sins will play out on them as on a screen. Read them all.
Forgive what you can and send me on my path. I will walk on until you bid me rest.
~Haven Prayer

ASARIAN

Saturday, January 28, 2006 7:38 PM

You guys are sick, really; lol.

Ok, here is my shagging order (I can't believe I'm doing this):

Kaylee
Zoe
Inara

Then there's River. She would normally be at the very top of my list, except that I am too much in love with her to even consider it. Besides, her frailty is what most attracts me to her. Well, that, and her eyes.

CPTJACKMURRAY

Sunday, January 29, 2006 9:25 PM

Yes I know im weird i like crazy girls ever sicne i saw river (no idea why...maybe there was a subliminal messege!!! lol jk)

River (as long as she doesn't treat willy like she did jayne. ;)
(reffering to the knife)
Inara
Kaylee (spelling?)
Zoe

I thought there were more girls then that though. :( lol i dont even know why im posting here i just wanted to say i like crazy girls i guess.

VISITINGMYINTENTIONS

Monday, January 30, 2006 12:55 AM

River can have a space in my bed when Spike finally clears out. Which isn't looking to be any time soon.

Oooh...now I'm thinking wicked thoughts about River in a leather duster.

"it has some sweet character deaths -- I mean moments!" - Joss Whedon

AZTIEL

Monday, January 30, 2006 12:59 AM

Come on, you know it got to you too, the smile, the acrobatics, the...dismemberment. She's all kinds of tasty.

UNSARDONIC

Saturday, February 4, 2006 6:59 AM

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I second that! Can't men think about anything other then sex all day long?

HUH?!? Are you MAD, Omelet???

We're GUYS!!!!!

Now... I have to say: I toally agree with all the folks saying these doods are on the ...innappropriate-side... but... um... in answer to your question: "No!" Guys do not, in fact, ever think about any damn thing but sex - ever - at any time at all all day long... it's one of those ..."facts-of-Life."

Hi Eggy-dish... I've been off-site for awhile being busy with toomuchwork but... your post inre this topic I just happened to notice so... "Greetings & Salutations"... "Gruntings & Salivations," if you prefer

Y'all better 'Grunt and Salivate' "or your friends will think you're a stupid, inbred stack of meat."

SHADOWCHILD

Saturday, February 11, 2006 5:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Fazzy:
Um, I'd have go with Inara, Inara, Inara, Inara....

Dude, River, River, River, Kaylee, Kaylee, River...

I have a thing for the crazy chicks

Hey, girls can have preferances too right =D

"You are such a boob."

SHADOWCHILD

Sunday, February 12, 2006 3:49 PM

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Originally posted by ThePistonEngine:
RIVER?! You all are going to very special kind of hell.

Were it me, they all would have their own say in the matter. I wont try to pretend I dont love River but I wouldnt dream of rape. Im not a Reaver for goodness' sake!

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"You are such a boob."

REGINALD

Sunday, February 12, 2006 4:17 PM

Knuckle-dragging idiots or no, it's still a valid question. What strapping young Browncoat lad hasn't thought about it? I'd have to go:

Kaylee (it's clearly been awhile for her, funny and playful)
Inara (hotness factor, LOTS of expertise)
Zoe (not too into her, but she does have the whole "warrior woman" mystique)
River (I would be kind of afraid, but the uncertainty might have a certain thrilling aspect....)

Here's one to add to the list- Saffron/Bridget/Yolanda

DAVESHAYNE

Sunday, February 12, 2006 4:21 PM

I guess it's time to drag my nuckles through this thread.

Zoe, Inara, Kaylee, and then River.

Assuming the River in question is post BDM and therefor sane enough to provide informed consent.

David

You wanna go, Little Man?
Only if it's someplace with candle light.

ASARIAN

Sunday, February 12, 2006 4:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by ThePistonEngine:

RIVER?! You all are going to very special kind of hell.

I sooo agree. You're not supposed talk about River that way. It ain't right. Heck, it's just plain wrong. Friend of mine tries to get me into NVC (Non Violent Communication). It hasn't really taken yet, but I believe you're not supposed to say "wrong" any more. Well, he's wrong! And yes, River is very beautiful; and yes, it's still wrong to talk about her that way. Wrong! wrong! wrong! I tell you. Show River some respect! It's RIVER!

Wish I never set foot is this gorram thread.

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

TINFOIL

Sunday, February 12, 2006 4:37 PM

Kaylee (girl next door factor)

YoSafBridge (not on the list, but I REALLY dig her)

River (very animated, I love that! and a little crazy to keep it interesting)

Inara (I'm willing to learn a thing or two =)

Zoe (she kind of scares me... I guess that could be fun)

DAVESHAYNE

Sunday, February 12, 2006 7:00 PM

Zoe scares you but YoSafBridge doesn't?

You got some weird fear response there.

David

You wanna go, Little Man?
Only if it's someplace with candle light.

MURKYMERC

Sunday, February 12, 2006 7:32 PM

There must have been something in the air yesterday, becuase I started a similar thread.

Marry: Kaylee

Shag (the British have all the cool slang)
Saffron
Inara
River
Zoe

Hell...I would get to the all eventually.

SHADOWCHILD

Sunday, February 12, 2006 10:56 PM

Hi Asa!
Ok, I admit, Ive posted here, so shoot me. v.v In my mind, when responding to such things as this, I think of it as "who Id go after first", not as a definate thing. Its not all that bad...is it?

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"You are such a boob."

ASARIAN

Sunday, February 12, 2006 11:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by ShadowChild:
Hi Asa!
Ok, I admit, Ive posted here, so shoot me. v.v In my mind, when responding to such things as this, I think of it as "who Id go after first", not as a definate thing. Its not all that bad...is it?

Nah; you're horribly sweet. :) You could not upset me, even if you wanted to. Hope you don't want to, though. :)

P.S. I guess I was a bit upset, earlier (not with you). Let's just say I swallowed a bug, and leave it at that. ;)

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

GUENEVER

Sunday, February 12, 2006 11:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Companion6:
Proserpine I agree with you I have my list of the Men of Firefly and in what order. Cool new thread to start.

mmm... men. Good. I'd go Jayne, Wash, Mal, Book, Simon.

The whole forbidden fruit thing puts Book over Simon.

PINGJING

Monday, February 13, 2006 12:54 AM

First, guys:
Mal, all the way. I love his voice (heard it on the video game Jade Empire, recognized it right away!), and the way his nose flares. Yes, I love his nose. Not to mention, he's loyal and kind to those he loves.
Wash is a distant second, and only because I know he'd make me laugh. I don't usually go for blonds so much, or short guys, but I like his easy-going attitude.
Jayne is too beefy and Simon too stereotypically cute for me.
Book...he's a sweet grandfather figure, someone I'd love to get advice from, so I refuse to picture him in bed.

Now, girls:
Inara is gorgeous, and as has been pointed out, experienced. I think I'd learn all kinds of new things from her. And we already know she's bi.
Kaylee is cute and fun. But she probably doesn't swing that way.
River is really pretty but too crazy for me, and Zoe is too dominating.

Julia

ALLARTICULATE

Monday, February 13, 2006 12:59 AM

Dr. Pain,
Still working through this thread, so I don't know if everyone else has piped in on this, but...
I just married a man like you. Nicest boy ever, total geek. Best man, best lover, best everything I could have imagined. Girls with any sense eventually get the maturity to open their eyes to the nice guy standing right next to them.

DRPAIN

Monday, February 13, 2006 1:31 AM

allarticulate,

Thank you for your response.

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

Shake your head boy your eyes are stuck. Git!

GUENEVER

Monday, February 13, 2006 2:02 AM

Ooh, I guess I should add my list of females. My husband makes me laugh in bed; which is why Wash is up close to the top of my male list. So I suppose that for my female list here goes:

Zoe, she's gotta be first on sheer sex appeal.
Kaylee, I do enjoy a good laugh even in bed. Some of the best sex I've ever had has involved laughing.
River, Inara -- They are a tie very far below Zoe and Kaylee.

VIOLETRIX

Friday, February 17, 2006 8:44 AM

hahaha! funny, funny. joss picked attractive people for his show, for a reason.

i mean, it's not like i love jayne for his brain.

and btw, my order is:

inara -- likes girls, no persuasion necessary
kaylee -- experimental, easier to persuade
zoe -- my first choice, but very very straight, so harder to persuade
not river. too young.

as for the boys:

jayne -- do i really have to go into detail? big gun, big knife, big guy... and he's got those big hands... and... uh, i'll be in my bunk
next:
can i do jayne again?
mal -- who's just as cute as can be, but i love him the most when he's grim and serious and slightly fatalistic
wash -- he's so funny! and cute! but so funny and smart
simon -- though a little "pretty" for my taste, but smart and sweet
book -- 'cause he's damn awesome

can i do jayne again?

http://violetrix.blogspot.com
gone, i say and walk from church,
refusing the stiff procession to the grave,
letting the dead ride alone in the hearse.
it is june. i am tired of being brave.