The Sereni-Tree and New Arrivals
POSTED BY: TheRealMe
UPDATED: Thursday, January 26, 2006 06:13
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Originally posted by Jazaf:
'There you are. I've been looking for you Deuce.'
Deuce looks up from her training, sweat beading her forehead, and manages a smile.
'Hiya, Sensei!'
'Just thought you should know, Soul is alive again. It got everyone in all manner of hysterics.'
He watches Deuce resume her training and notes that she has improved very well.
'Here, instead of training out here jump into the pool and use the water's resistance to help get a more effective training session.'
Deuce smiled. "Soul is back? That's great news, Sensei. And good advice about the water. I'll take a dip and a quick shower, then I'll join you all."
As Jazaf left her alone in the water park, Deuce slumped down to the deck, exhausted. She had gotten there just in time. She remembered what happened just a bit earlier:
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Deuce woke up and rolled over. Her head felt like daggers were piercing it. She shivered, and became aware that she was very cold.
“Where am I?”
Even her own soft voice was too loud. She winced.
“Gorram hangover,” she whispered.
Without opening her eyes, she patted the grassy ground on either side of her for her weapons.
“Grass?”
Deuce sat up, and forced her eyes to open and focus. She seemed to be sitting outside, perhaps in a park. She was naked. A pond was nearby. Deuce ran her fingers through her short red hair, unsuccessfully willing the headache to stop. She had a dim, hazy memory of…
“Skinny-dipping? Did we… really do that? Uh, we? Right, I came here with… somebody… Wow, that must have been some party we had for Soul! Got hammered well and good.”
Deuce got to her feet and started to stagger around, occasionally tripping over a discarded bottle. Before long, she came to a tree. It was impaled with one of her katanas. The bark seemed to have been hacked away by the weapon, and the wood was vaguely chopped and carved into…
“Is that supposed to be a face? Hmmph! How drunk was I?”
With some effort Deuce managed to wrench her katana out of the tree. With a frown, she examined its dulled edge. What would her Sensei say? That blade’s scabbard was lying nearby on the ground. Her second blade was next to it, still in its own scabbard.
“Now, if I could only find some clothes!”
Carrying her two katanas, Deuce wandered around for a while. Then she heard some kind of low growling or moaning sound and made her way toward it, not entirely sure what she would find. As she pushed the last shrub out of her way, she discovered Frederick the Dinosaur calmly chewing on her clothes like a cow chewing its cud.
“GORRAMIT!” she shouted, forgetting her hangover. She dropped both of her katanas and grabbed her head, to better endure the agony. When the latest wave of pain passed, Deuce ran up to grab what was in Frederick’s mouth.
“That’s my favorite top, you stupid lizard!”
Frederick ignored Deuce, easily winning the tug of war with her clothes. Frustrated, Deuce kicked him as hard as she could. Frederick made no sign of noticing, and moved to grab a nearby fern in his mouth. He started chewing that.
“Gorram stupid lizard!”
Deuce fell to the ground, and tried to think. She was in the “This Land” park, on top of the Serenitree’s north wing. The seven brides had taken up one whole level of the south wing as their quarters. How was she going to be able to get to the other side of the ship without any clothes, and without passing through a public or restricted area?
“Can’t.”
Deuce took up her sharp katana and cut down a few ferns to cover herself with.
“The water park is close, though. I got a locker there with some sweats. Worth a try. Maybe I can sneak there.”
Bride2
Duece's luck doesn't hold for long. She had barely traveled twenty meters when a voice damaged her calm.
SR: This might work better than fern fronds.
A stranger leaned against a ajacent wall. A rain pocho hung from the tip of his l
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Hey Kelly. Please come join the game. The more the merrier!
I'm taking a few people on the tour later on, if you'd like to come along to pick out a room.
Mai, Secretary of Unmentionables.
http://iammai2.livejournal.com
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Originally posted by KellyofLuthien:
Ath's eyes widen just a bit before he opens his mouth to speak.
*Just as Ath is about to speak, he is interrupted by PR, who walks into the room with a pinata.
He looks back at KoL and gives her a crooked smile.*
"You wanna try it?"
KoL looks at him dubiously. "What do you do?"
"You whack a paper-mache animal with a bat to try get at the candy inside."
"Sounds...interesting. I'll give it a try", says Kelly.
*Ath walks with her to the common room where he kindly blindfolds her and watches as she hits the pinata.*
"That was fun!", says Kelly once her turn is done.
*Ath smiles then frowns as Mai breaks the pinata, but candy doesn't fall out.*
"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"
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Originally posted by mai:
Hey Kelly. Please come join the game. The more the merrier!
I'm taking a few people on the tour later on, if you'd like to come along to pick out a room.
Mai, Secretary of Unmentionables.
http://iammai2.livejournal.com]
"I'd love to play! Er, how do you play? We only play "Kiss the Orc" where I'm from....
And thanks, I would love the tour! Any chance I could take a shower and find some new clothes? My dress is slightly filthy after spending days in the dungeon of a pirate ship!"
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*Rackham stands from the table and wobbles slighty. He extends a hand to the table top to steady himself. He gazes around at all the activity and realizes that he is now the lone pirate in the room. Being the lone pirate isn't fun, being an alone pirate ...even less. he wonders over to the crowd as the pinata bursts open and listens as PR explains.*
Well, your mum gave ya the talk eh? She's a good woman, keep an eye on her, keep her safe.
*Jack bends down and picks up a couple of the treats from the pinata. "It's better to have a gun and not need it, than need a gun and not have it." He continues to look around for something to amuse himself with. When he overhears.....*
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Right now, I have to concentrate on beating the pants off of PR at twister! You guys wanna play?
"Pants off twister" is always the most fun, eh?
oh, an arcade?......Anyone wanna play?....
*Jack wonders towards the arcade and finds something that just might keep him occupied/distracted...Funhouse Pinball. Presses Start.*
Ah Rudy!
ummmm....Marillion
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To KOL, You've never played before? Ah, ok here's what you do.
First we lay out the mat which has 4 rows of different colored circles in blue,green,yellow, and red.
Someone takes a spin and annoucnes what the first move will be. For example: Right foot yellow and everyone places their right foot on to a yellow circle and then there is another spin and so on.
As the game progresses everyone gets "twisted" up in each other until one by one people begin to fall. The the last player standing wins!
*looks for a volunteer to spin the spinny thing while kelly is off changing.
Ath, you playing?
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"Pants off twister" is always the most fun, eh?
Of course! Why is there some other way to play the game?
Mai, Secretary of Unmentionables.
http://iammai2.livejournal.com
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Hey, did I mention that these were...magic condoms?? 
PsychicRiver
"Two by two, hands of blue." 
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."
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Elsewhere on the ship a wind begins to blow.
Plants start to sway and leaves skitter across the floor.
The wind surges knocking plants and tools about the room.
Thunder cracks the air as lightning begins to strike the ground preparing the way.
The power flickers and goes out, so that only the lightning strikes illuminate the room.
And then just as quickly as it all began, everything stops and the room calms.
The power returns allowing the lights to come on and in the epicenter of the aftermath sits a man clothed in black.
*Looks up and grins*
*Moves swiftly from the room to the vastness that is the Sereni-Tree with it's many places to hide and far from prying eyes.*
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magic? well thats uh very interesting. what exactly do you mean by magic?
Mai, Secretary of Unmentionables.
http://iammai2.livejournal.com
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TheManInBlack wrote:
Elsewhere on the ship a wind begins to blow.
Plants start to sway and leaves skitter across the floor.
The wind surges knocking plants and tools about the room.
Thunder cracks the air as lightning begins to strike the ground preparing the way.
The power flickers and goes out, so that only the lightning strikes illuminate the room.
And then just as quickly as it all began, everything stops and the room calms.
The power returns allowing the lights to come on and in the epicenter of the aftermath sits a man clothed in black.
*Looks up and grins*
*Moves swiftly from the room to the vastness that is the Sereni-Tree with it's many places to hide and far from prying eyes.*
* TheRealMe checks the readings downloaded into his com-link. He frowns, and presses a control surface on the device. *
Grey? This is Me. There's been some kind of disturbance in the Infirmary. Indications seem to point to a hull breach, or at least a short in the electrical systems. Can you check it out, please? or send Jet or Needle or a couple of the DRDs?
TheRealMe, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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*Nursing an apocalyptic hangover, cozen writhes painfully to assume a less uncomfortable position on the infirmary's floor. His movements free a stray can of Pepsi that apparently had served as his pillow.*
Huh. Breakfast.
*Lightning storms wreak havoc in his brainpan as he vainly stuggles with the popcan's tab. Oddly, a series of electrical flashes seems to originate from outside his head.*
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...in the epicenter of the aftermath sits a man clothed in black.
*Bloodshot eyes ratchet through a bleary scan of his surroundings. Beyond the open infirmary door he imagines a poorly focussed figure of a darkly clad feller.*
Johnny?
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"You think somebody wouldn't go see somebody if they didn't want entertainment?"
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Continuing Deuce’s adventure from earlier that day:
Deuce had been trying to sneak from the This Land preserve to the Water park in order to find some clothes. Each hand held a large leafy fern, one attempting to cover her front, the other her back. The scabbards containing her katanas were held in the crook of one arm.
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Originally posted by ScorpionRegent:
Duece's luck doesn't hold for long. She had barely traveled twenty meters when a voice damaged her calm.
SR: This might work better than fern fronds.
A stranger leaned against a ajacent wall. A rain pocho hung from the tip of his left index finger. He looked askance in her general direction, clearly having no interest in making her uncomfortable, yet unwilling to turn his back on a person so armed. He extended the poncho toward her and raised his eyebrows emphasizing the offer.
Deuce was surprised by the stranger she had come upon, and reacted without thought. She dropped the plants and performed a perfect backflip to gain some distance. When her feet again hit the deck, her hands were grasping the hilts of her blades. With a flick of each wrist, the scabbards went flying, revealing the gleaming steel.
Deuce stood there in a fighting stance, naked, as she faced the stranger. Embarrassment or anger or both had flushed her face until her freckles were obscured. “Who the hell are you? I know everybody on this gorram ship, and you ain’t one of them!”
She looks closer. "Do I know you?"
Bride2
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Okay, I know that must have raised some eyebrows but I must not be seen. The others would definitely want to know what I'm doing.
Okay now who am I looking for again?
*Pulls out a map and a picture*
Ah yes, this should be fun.
*Pulls cloak around self and disappears*
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Uh oh!
Mai, Secretary of Unmentionables.
http://iammai2.livejournal.com
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(Gonna go back in time a lil bit)
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Originally posted by VoodooNell:
Unnoticed by the others Nell half wakes up, but less now of the Nell, silently, through one eye, she watches her disguise wearing off, her nails grow, the sundrenched and weathered look leaves her skin....
She scurries past the bar and its various drunk crew members, heading for the infirmary, but SW and TWG are still in there.
She runs for the west wing, trying random doors until she finds a musty smelling room, obviously unused, with the glorious, marvellous heaven sent sight of an adjoining bathroom.
*N0S trys not to draw attention to himself, as he sees Nell, shifting uncomfortably and then hurry from teh room to the direction of the infirmary. *
"Stay here Shadow, i'll call if I need you." He whispers to the large cat.
*Skillz makes his way towards the infirmary and just before he makes it there, he sees Nell rushing to the west wing. He slips down the hallway behind her, sticking to whatever shadows he can find. When Nells going into what seems like a vacant room, N0S makes his way, and leans on the wall next to the door as he hears the bathtub start to fill up.*
Hmm... she was in an awful hurry just to take a bath.
*Sometime passes before N0S hears anything else. But as he listens, he doesn't detect any stress in her voice as who he thinks is Nell talks to whoever or whatever else is in the room with her. Skillz makes his way back to the common room with the others, making himself a drink as he passes the bar*
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RAF Lakenheath
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*continues to play FUNHOUSE*
*the talking head within the machine, "Rudy", Cries out..."You don't wanna go in there!"...."You big Sausage!".*
ummmm....Marillion
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Quote:Well...if you blow them up, they will assume the shape of whatever you're wishing for at the time! AND, once in that shape they can be used as water floatation aids, or flying aids!!
Originally posted by mai:
magic? well thats uh very interesting. what exactly do you mean by magic?
Look! *PR picks a condom up off the floor and blows it up, it blows in to the shape of a star with a piece of string dangling from it...and grows to about, normal balloon size. PR smiles and hans the string to Mai and star bobs about above her head.* See?
PsychicRiver
"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."
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'nope' this wont do, dammit woman, grow a pair...'
Archie leaps off the bed, only just having got comfy and now pissed at his minders total lack of decision making skills.
The lights dimm and flicker slightly, from her position by the food bowl, Esme sits back on her haunches, both ears perked and staring intently back towards the centre of the ship, Archie follows suit.
Oh shush, you two are even more paranoid than me.
Right, I'm heading back' she makes her way to the door, but only makes it half way before the rabbits tag team effort topples her*
Beginning to regret teaching you that trick... Are you really serious? Ok, lemme go, i'll be careful... promise.
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Making her way to the kitchen, Seryn pauses 'Wha? Wat is that hinky smell? yeesh, is that....? no can't be.
*looks in to see shapes bobbing about, almost, but not quite like balloons. A chemical smell and a strange banana scent lingers in the air.*
*smiles* 'wow, you leave a place five minutes and suddenly it goes frat party on you'
She notices a man sat watching the crowd, a large cat sat with is head resting on his lap follows her slightest movement.
She also notices that Rackham is gone. Turning away from the party games, she follows the lingering scent of rum, tracing him to what could only be an arcade, she looks at all of the different games, vintage pinballs alongside state of the art VR generators - a girl could have lot s of fun here.
*takes a deep breath*
Hello Jack...
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"She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan."
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*Coming to an intersection TheManinBlack pulls out the map once again*
Blasted girl can't even draw a simple, easy to read map. Is this damn thing even in English?
*TMiB sighs and drops the map*
Guess I'll have to scry her.
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Deuce was surprised by the stranger she had come upon, and reacted without thought. She dropped the plants and performed a perfect backflip to gain some distance. When her feet again hit the deck, her hands were grasping the hilts of her blades. With a flick of each wrist, the scabbards went flying, revealing the gleaming steel.
Deuce stood there in a fighting stance, naked, as she faced the stranger. Embarrassment or anger or both had flushed her face until her freckles were obscured. “Who the hell are you? I know everybody on this gorram ship, and you ain’t one of them!”
She looks closer. "Do I know you?"
Bride2
SR: Who I am is a long story. You seem to contradict yourself. I could say things about past lives or fate or parrellel universes, but I sense the form of answer you want to hear. No you don't know me. For the present I am the person who is offering you a poncho. You can put away your weapons. If I had wished it you would all ready be dead.
The stranger is armed, in a way that brings to mind the phrase "to the teeth". However a clever observer would certainly notice the sword on his left hip is tied into it's scabbard, the pistol on his right hip is likewise secured in its holster, as are the rest of his weapons likewise bound or covered.
The stranger is dressed in clothes made for hard work and long travel and they clearly have done a lot of both. They are patched and repaired in a crude, but sturdy fashion. The webbing holding his weapons and equipment is a amalgam of various forms, leather, macrame, and nylon. Though the stranger is tall though to look at he appears not thin but stocky. His hair is long and a brown. A full red beard covers his chin while while the rest of his face is in shadow from the brim of his hat.
SR: Have you ever considered a career in performance art?
Scorpion Regent
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*gets out from under the table and looks for a place to go swimming*
^by my friend Yoko, an interprentation of me
http://www.myspace.com/_bluefishie_
Yay myspace...
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Originally posted by seryn:
She notices a man sat watching the crowd, a large cat sat with is head resting on his lap follows her slightest movement.
She also notices that Rackham is gone. Turning away from the party games, she follows the lingering scent of rum, ...
*N0S notices the stranger, wondering who it was.*
"It seems we have new traveler aboard, good buddy. Go check it out will you?" He asked, petting his feline companion.
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RAF Lakenheath
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*Gets bored with amnesia and goes off to do something else!*
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Acquisitions Officer - SereniTREE
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* holds the left flipper button until the pinball comes to a rest between the rail and the flipper. *
*surprised by the company he looks up*
Oh hey, Nell. Wow you're good. Haven't been here long and you've already changed your hair. It looks great. Interesting bunch of folk here. Can hardly believe the recent events.
You looked concerned, what's on your mind?..........
ummmm....Marillion
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On Boros:
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Originally posted by citizen:
The sound of Alliance boots came stamping to a halt outside the shop as the trap door to the sewer slammed shut above them. Citizen began leading them on through the tunnel network before speaking.
“Look, I don’t have any idea how we might get in touch with this Needy, I don’t have those sorts of contacts.” He said stopping and turning. There was silence for a few moments as the group stared at him. Citizen slumped his shoulders.
“Okay” He said finally. “This way.” He started leading them off into a fork in the tunnels.
Before long they came across a large metal door, that looked like it could withstand a Nuclear explosion, and had several large ‘danger: high voltage’ signs plastered across its surface. Citizen began unlocking various locks with keys and swipe cards.
“Just need to pick-up a few things first.” He said as a retinal scanner folded out of the wall. The door finally hissed open as he continued. “Can never be too careful these days.” He shrugged.
Citizen stepped through the entrance and let the group fan in behind him.
“Welcome,” he said as Bride7 began to have what can only be described as a religious experience. “to my Armoury.”
Bride6 makes happy cooing noises and claps her hands together. Then she dashes in, like a child on Christmas morning running to her presents. "Oh, I'll have one of these, and one of those, and this is always useful..."
Bride7 turns to Citizen. "Whoa! Good armory!"
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Continuing Deuce’s adventure from earlier that day:
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Originally posted by ScorpionRegent:Quote:
Deuce stood there in a fighting stance, naked, as she faced the stranger. Embarrassment or anger or both had flushed her face until her freckles were obscured. “Who the hell are you? I know everybody on this gorram ship, and you ain’t one of them!”
She looks closer. "Do I know you?"
SR: Who I am is a long story. You seem to contradict yourself. I could say things about past lives or fate or parrellel universes, but I sense the form of answer you want to hear. No you don't know me. For the present I am the person who is offering you a poncho. You can put away your weapons. If I had wished it you would all ready be dead.
The stranger is armed, in a way that brings to mind the phrase "to the teeth". However a clever observer would certainly notice the sword on his left hip is tied into it's scabbard, the pistol on his right hip is likewise secured in its holster, as are the rest of his weapons likewise bound or covered.
SR: Have you ever considered a career in performance art?
“Performance art? Hmmmph! Like with a pole or something? I was a gorram Olympic acrobat! And I’m pretty strong, too. Didn’t save me from getting my ass kicked, though, ‘cause I never learned to fight. Well, I learned in the time since! I’m not afraid of anyone, now, and that means you, too! Now, who are you, how did you get on this ship, and what do you want?”
Deuce continues to hold her fighting stance while Scorpion Regent remains unthreatening, dangling a poncho off one finger. Still unclothed, Deuce shivers slightly. After a short time, she relaxes a bit and slowly brings the point of one sword near SR, but it is not pointed at him and the edge of the blade is turned away. He hangs the poncho off the tip of that sword. She brings it back and wraps it around herself, but she does not put it over her head or take her eyes from him.
“I was just getting chilled, is all. It’s not like I trust you.”
Bride2
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Originally posted by Bride2:
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“Performance art? Hmmmph! Like with a pole or something? I was a gorram Olympic acrobat! And I’m pretty strong, too. Didn’t save me from getting my ass kicked, though, ‘cause I never learned to fight. Well, I learned in the time since! I’m not afraid of anyone, now, and that means you, too! Now, who are you, how did you get on this ship, and what do you want?”
Deuce continues to hold her fighting stance while Scorpion Regent remains unthreatening, dangling a poncho off one finger. Still unclothed, Deuce shivers slightly. After a short time, she relaxes a bit and slowly brings the point of one sword near SR, but it is not pointed at him and the edge of the blade is turned away. He hangs the poncho off the tip of that sword. She brings it back and wraps it around herself, but she does not put it over her head or take her eyes from him.
“I was just getting chilled, is all. It’s not like I trust you.”
Bride2
SR: Who am I? The short form: Name, Scorpion Regent. I am quartermaster with Voodoo Nell, but that's just one of my day jobs. How did I get here? I'm not completely certain. I took part in a tribal ritual involving the ingestion of some powerful sacrements a ways back and they have some side effects that still manifest occasionally. What do I want? It's been a long time since anyone asked me that. For the moment I would be well served by a chance to clean up, a bite to eat and a chance to get some sleep.
The stranger turns his head such that he now is looking Duece straight in the eye. His eyes reveal a soul that has traveled, fought and searched for centuries. These eyes have seen birth and death, triumph and despair. They are eyes of wisdom and yet they have no arrogance. They are sharp and then they focus out for a moment, they blink in a rapid complex sequence. Duece feels slightly light headed and then stranger turns his gaze away.
SR: Yet I suspect that is far too much to ask for in trade for the use of a poncho, so if can show me to Nell's ship I will be out of your way.
Scorpion Regent
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Originally posted by BlackJackRackham:
*surprised by the company he looks up*
Oh hey, Nell. Wow you're good. Haven't been here long and you've already changed your hair. It looks great. Interesting bunch of folk here. Can hardly believe the recent events.
You looked concerned, what's on your mind?..........
Braced for a lot of shouting, Seryn realises it not going to come, uncrewing her face from it expectant grimace, she stares incomprehensibly at Jack
*blink*
Then slowly she smiles.
'oh, nothing. Nothing at all! I'm one perfectly worry free zone.'
'I'm so glad you're still here, you're always so good a reminding me what a total dork i'm being.'
*impulsively throws her arm around Jack*
*Jack struggles, pointing vaguely at the pinball machine, mouthing a protest, then realises that he's getting a free hug and embraces her back*
Jack - 'Are you planning to gut me?'
'what? No!'
'I seem to remember, last time, that you said you would if I ever touched you again...'
'Ah.... well no fear, I have renounced my gut-inesss ways, In fact i'm not going to be a pirate any more.'
*jack looks at her surprised*
'can I have your ship?'
'no'
'If you die can I have your ship?'
*smiles as she recognises the joke*
'go on then'
*tenses*
'Jack.... do you know who that large scary looking cat belongs to?
More importantly, has it ever been know to eat folks?'
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"She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan."
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*Finished with the spell, TheManinBlack puts away the various materials that were needed.*
Okay, I see were she is at, but there seems to be another with her.
*Checks instructions yet again.*
Ah, yes, well I'll just take care of him at the same time. Two birds, one stone. At least it makes less work for me. I hate doing this crap. Afterwards I always feel, dirty.
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*continues to watch the cat*
but you're not gonna move are you kitty? You're just on recon.
Well, i'm pretty much gonna be here, the kitchens, or the room in the west wing, you can smell everywhere i've been, so just run along now kitty. back to you're....
The pressure is back, joined this time by tingling and flushes of heat over her skin. A shiver runs up her spine. That was actual magic...
oh.... the mojo's here...
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"She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan." Enormous thank you to KOL for the pictures!

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Continuing Deuce's adventures from earlier in the day:
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Originally posted by ScorpionRegent:
SR: Who am I? The short form: Name, Scorpion Regent. I am quartermaster with Voodoo Nell, but that's just one of my day jobs. How did I get here? I'm not completely certain. I took part in a tribal ritual involving the ingestion of some powerful sacrements a ways back and they have some side effects that still manifest occasionally. What do I want? It's been a long time since anyone asked me that. For the moment I would be well served by a chance to clean up, a bite to eat and a chance to get some sleep.
The stranger turns his head such that he now is looking Duece straight in the eye. His eyes reveal a soul that has traveled, fought and searched for centuries. These eyes have seen birth and death, triumph and despair. They are eyes of wisdom and yet they have no arrogance. They are sharp and then they focus out for a moment, they blink in a rapid complex sequence. Duece feels slightly light headed and then stranger turns his gaze away.
SR: Yet I suspect that is far too much to ask for in trade for the use of a poncho, so if can show me to Nell's ship I will be out of your way.
Scorpion Regent
“Hmmmph! Never heard of you. Or this Nell character.”
Deuce realized that, even though he talked funny, she thought Scorpion Regent was kind of cute in a scruffy sort of way, and gentlemanly considering the circumstances. She bent down to pick up her scabbards, and sheathed her katanas.
“But, I know that folks drop in here all the time, just like me and my six friends did way back when. I guess I could take you to talk to somebody. The Real Him is a good choice. He knows most stuff that goes on here. And I'm sure we can get you fresh clothes and a place to sleep. But just now I have to get to the water park to get some clothes before someone sees me like this. Uh. I mean, someone else.”
Bride2
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Originally posted by mai:
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"Pants off twister" is always the most fun, eh?
Of course! Why is there some other way to play the game?
Do you even have to ask?
*starts stretching*
"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"
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Originally posted by Bride2:
“Hmmmph! Never heard of you. Or this Nell character.”
Deuce realized that, even though he talked funny, she thought Scorpion Regent was kind of cute in a scruffy sort of way, and gentlemanly considering the circumstances. She bent down to pick up her scabbards, and sheathed her katanas.
“But, I know that folks drop in here all the time, just like me and my six friends did way back when. I guess I could take you to talk to somebody. The Real Him is a good choice. He knows most stuff that goes on here. And I'm sure we can get you fresh clothes and a place to sleep. But just now I have to get to the water park to get some clothes before someone sees me like this. Uh. I mean, someone else.”
Bride2
SR: You've nothing to ashamed of. (pause) Well, suit yourself, no pun intended. As for that career choice, you're the artist, the medium would be your call, not mine. I can wash what I've got, I even have a change in that bag there.
SR inclines his head indicating a canvas duffel bag at his feet.
SR: Maybe the water park isn't necessary.
SR hunkers down, undoes the intricate knot holding the bag closed and begins rummaging around in it. He produces a pair of baggy pair of cotton draw string pants and a Japanese hapi coat.
SR: That's more the ticket. I offered the poncho because it was closer at hand.
Scorpion Regent
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.'I seem to remember, last time, that you said you would if I ever touched you again...'
'Ah.... well no fear, I have renounced my gut-inesss ways, In fact i'm not going to be a pirate any more.'
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Ok, umm. No more Pirating? Awww, it was fun. I'm happy about the No-gutty thing, 'cause ...well, Touching is good. But, the Pirate thing was working, what's next then?
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.'Jack.... do you know who that large scary looking cat belongs to?
More importantly, has it ever been know to eat folks?'
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Haven't noticed it. Now I love * stops. controls self
* Ummm, no. I've never heard of them eating back.*reaches up and removes his eyepatch, revealing the somewhat less interesting JadeHand*
JH: *takes Seryn into his arms in a warm embrace.*
"So Darlin', Wanna grab a shuttle and find some adventure? I can change personas too, if you're tired of the pirate thing. Space Cowboys? Kilts? Superheroes? or just ...us?

ummmm....Marillion
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*reaches into a pounch on his hip, and withdraws a Blue Sharpie and a pad of stickers....there's a slight gleam to them as he places them atop FUNHOUSE. The Pad reads..."HELLO, My name is....." He quickly writes out "JadeHand" on one and "Seryn" on another. He places the Sharpie and the pad back into his pouch and closes it. He peals the back off and Sticks the "JadeHand" sticker above his heart, and hands the "Seryn" sticker to Seryn*
*As she finishes sticking her tag on he holds out his hand.....*
Shall we?...............
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Originally posted by citizen:
Before long they came across a large metal door, that looked like it could withstand a Nuclear explosion, and had several large ‘danger: high voltage’ signs plastered across its surface. Citizen began unlocking various locks with keys and swipe cards.
“Just need to pick-up a few things first.” He said as a retinal scanner folded out of the wall. The door finally hissed open as he continued. “Can never be too careful these days.” He shrugged.
Citizen stepped through the entrance and let the group fan in behind him.
“Welcome,” he said as Bride7 began to have what can only be described as a religious experience. “to my Armoury.”
His reverie cut short by Jack shouldering past, Safe struggles to put aside his guilt at putting yet more innocent lives at risk. Looking over his shoulder back the way they came, he finds himself worried for the well being of the two women. Snap out of it man! Focus!
Safe takes in the retinal scanner and heavy door. He raises an eyebrow, “Is there any point in my asking how you came to lay your hands on such high-tech Alliance hardware? Not that I‘m complainin’ mind you…” Safe says, seeing Citizen in a new light.
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Continuing Deuce’s adventure from earlier that day:
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Originally posted by ScorpionRegent:
SR: I can wash what I've got, I even have a change in that bag there.
SR inclines his head indicating a canvas duffel bag at his feet.
SR: Maybe the water park isn't necessary.
SR hunkers down, undoes the intricate knot holding the bag closed and begins rummaging around in it. He produces a pair of baggy pair of cotton draw string pants and a Japanese hapi coat.
SR: That's more the ticket. I offered the poncho because it was closer at hand.
“Oh. Uh, thanks.” Deuce tool the clothes offered by Scorpion Regent. They don’t really fit, but they are better than nothing. Or even a poncho.
“But I still want to get my own stuff.”
Deuce led Scorpion Regent along some corridors, through a hatch, and down a couple ladders.
“This is the water park. Lots of cool stuff to play around on. Anyway, those are the men’s showers and locker room, and here are the women’s. We can both get a shower and change of clothes. There’s also a washing machine and dryer in there.”
Deuce returned the clothes that she borrowed, and both headed to the showers. Deuce was the first to finish, and put on some sweats she had in her locker. While waiting for Scorpion Regent, she took the opportunity to practice a few blade techniques on the water park deck.
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Originally posted by Jazaf:
Amid all the commotion Jazaf looks around for his pupil. When he doesn't see her in the common room he heads into the waterpark where they sparred on occasion. His heart swelled with pride as he found Duece training diligently.
'There you are. I've been looking for you Deuce.'
Deuce looks up from her training, sweat beading her forehead, and manages a smile.
'Hiya, Sensei!'
'Just thought you should know, Soul is alive again. It got everyone in all manner of hysterics.'
He watches Deuce resume her training and notes that she has improved very well.
'Here, instead of training out here jump into the pool and use the water's resistance to help get a more effective training session.'
Deuce smiled. "Soul is back? That's great news, Sensei. And good advice about the water. I'll take a dip and a quick shower, then I'll join you all."
As Jazaf left her in the water park, Deuce slumped down to the deck, exhausted. She had gotten there just in time.
Moments later, Scorpion Regent joined her. He had apparently noticed Jazaf. To Scorpion Regent’s questioning gaze, Deuce said, “That was my Sensei, Jazaf. A master with the blade. Uh, I really didn’t want to introduce you to him just now because that would have brought up other questions, like where and how we met. And to tell you the truth, I’m really not sure what I’ve been doing over the last day or so.”
And now Deuce is caught up to the present!
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*KellyofLuthien wanders around the ship until she finds her way back to the infirmary. She grabs a set of scrubs and wanders some more until she finds the showers. After taking a nice, long shower, she changes into the scrub top and pants. She pads her way back to the common room just in time to hear:
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"Pants off twister" is always the most fun, eh?
Of course! Why is there some other way to play the game?
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*Kelly looks down at her scrubs.*
"Aww, no pants? And I just changed! Oh well!"
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Originally posted by seryn:
*continues to watch the cat*
but you're not gonna move are you kitty? You're just on recon.
Well, i'm pretty much gonna be here, the kitchens, or the room in the west wing, you can smell everywhere i've been, so just run along now kitty. back to you're....
Shadow, you can come on back now, I don't think we have to worry about this vistor
*As the large cat makes his way back to his master, N0S get up to make his way around the room, filling up his glass and grabbing some food.*
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Continuing Deuce’s adventure from earlier that day:
Moments later, Scorpion Regent joined her. He had apparently noticed Jazaf. To Scorpion Regent’s questioning gaze, Deuce said, “That was my Sensei, Jazaf. A master with the blade. Uh, I really didn’t want to introduce you to him just now because that would have brought up other questions, like where and how we met. And to tell you the truth, I’m really not sure what I’ve been doing over the last day or so.”
Bride2
SR Takes all this in with little more than a shrug, though clearly he seems to have something on his mind.
Duece: "What?"
SR: "I am a stranger here, it is not my place to speak and my opinion is worth less than twenty year old gossip."
Duece looks SR in the eye. He words are true though he still hasn't told her what's on his mind. She wonders should she press him on the issue and then she realizes she is looking into his eyes again. She feel a sense of dizzyness as if she were balanced on a great hieght looking down. Duece feels suddenly breathless and she realizes it's because she is holding her breath.
Duece: "I'm sorry what was that?"
SR: "I was saying, I took the liberty of securing most of my affects in a locker."
SR is now dressed in in simple pants and short sleeved tunic. His heavy combat boots are replaced with leather sandals. The big hat is gone and in it's place is a light blue cap similar to a beret. The sword and pistol with their heavy cross belts are likewise missing. SR's only apparent weapon is a dagger on his belt, though there are several pouches there as well and he does have a have a bag hanging from his shoulder. His hands are heavy with rings and a chain of greyish metal hangs around his neck. His ears have heavy gold rings that are revealed now that his hair now hangs in a heavy braid down his back.
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Deuce was wondering about the strange effect that Scorpion Regent's eyes had on her. She closed her eyes and shook her head to clear her mind.
"Uh, okay. Whatever. Hey, Scorp, come on to the common room and I'll introduce you to folks. Then maybe a quick stop in the kitchen for something to eat."
Bride2
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Originally posted by Jadehand:
*reaches into a pounch on his hip, and withdraws a Blue Sharpie and a pad of stickers....there's a slight gleam to them as he places them atop FUNHOUSE. The Pad reads..."HELLO, My name is....." He quickly writes out "JadeHand" on one and "Seryn" on another. He places the Sharpie and the pad back into his pouch and closes it. He peals the back off and Sticks the "JadeHand" sticker above his heart, and hands the "Seryn" sticker to Seryn*
*As she finishes sticking her tag on he holds out his hand.....*
Oh thats a marvellous idea! *sticks her name sticker onto the shirt and grabs his hand*
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Shall we?...............
of course!
*unertainly*
though you know, there no need for you to change identities, I kinda had no choice, I couldn't make it stick. *pauses* y'see I wasn't a pirate to begin with, though I do love the life...
But please don't go changing on account of me, keep your options open, what would Rose say if she new you were never coming back? Plus, with SR gone, who is going to go back and take over my ship? I don't think the cabin lad will ever really take to pirating...
*looks down at the sticker*
this really is a stroke of genius my man, wow, all the crap I got stuffed into my bag, never thought of name stickers.
*thinks of the bag, and the rabbits, all the way away in the west wing, where they're of no use. then thinks of the spell she sensed, they were looking for someone
Tell me Jack... jadehand! Jack? Who here do you reckon in is capable of spell casting? or should I be thinking back to front? Who here do you think is looked for? do you think we should warn someone?
*thinks of the guy with the cat*
yeah, maybe he's a good place to start...
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Originally posted by Bride2:
Deuce was wondering about the strange effect that Scorpion Regent's eyes had on her. She closed her eyes and shook her head to clear her mind.
"Uh, okay. Whatever. Hey, Scorp, come on to the common room and I'll introduce you to folks. Then maybe a quick stop in the kitchen for something to eat."
Bride2
SR nods and offers Duece his arm.
Scorpion Regent
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What, so I was always a pirate? Oh, It's fun, but I can go back to it anytime, Plus there's the whole being in more than one place at a time if I have to. I'll go to Rose, If she needs me.
Spell casting? Looked for? Warn someone?
What's going on? You think someone here may be in danger?
Well TWG seems to have been here a while, she likely knows the folk here better, and TheRealMe seemed very protective of the crew, if you think someone is in danger, I'm sure he would want to know. Let's head out to the common room and see if we can find one of them.
oh and ummm, not sure what you mean by "make it stick", but if you need to be......well Not Seryn, then ya might wanna remove the nametag first. If you want Nell to "Stick" we can make a tag for her, it should stick till you pull it off.
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"He's seen too much of life And there's no going back.
The loneliness calls him, And the edge which must be sharpened,
He's losing it. And he knows.
But there's a fighter in his mind and his body's tough
The years have been unkind, but kind enough." -Ocean Cloud (Marbles) -Marillion
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SR nods and offers Duece his arm.
When Scorpion Regent offered his arm, Deuce blushed slightly, then got angry with herself that she blushed. But she did take the arm.
"By the way, I'm Bride2. You can call me Deuce."
They head through a pair of double glass doors and are in the common room.
Bride2
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SR nods and offers Duece his arm.
When Scorpion Regent offered his arm, Deuce blushed slightly, then got angry with herself that she blushed. But she did take the arm.
"By the way, I'm Bride2. You can call me Deuce."
They head through a pair of double glass doors and are in the common room.
Bride2
"Bride?" SR thinks to himself, "Did I see a ring?"
SR: "A very interesting name, does it indicate your pledge or vows to someone?"
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Making it stick? Oh, simply that, although I loved the life, I never felt quite right, and since the wing waters, well, kept flipping back and forth, couldn't seem to get it straight. You just seemed like a natural, maybe it was the rum...
But no, Seryn is who I am, and the name badge suits me.
As for the spells, yeah, I think someone needs to be watching their ass. Theres somebody here, I'm not sure if they belong or not, but they're looking for someone, using spells... Don't you feel it?
In the infirmary, you saw something, and I felt it, then Soul came back and it stopped. But just a little while ago, it started again, slightly different, pressure at my temples, what I alway used to get, just telling me that something other was here, and this time there was magic worked, don't ask me how I know, but there you go...
I've no idea what they're intending. It could be one of the crew ain't shown their face yet, but why don't they use the com links? I can't help but think that they don't want people knowing they're here, and that never bodes well.
But of course, I'm paranoid, maybe all the warm and fuzzy's in the air are making me over react. But I think we oughta tell someone, TRM sounds the best bet, but that guy with the cat, he seemed pretty big on security.
I vote we find him. But first of all, I need to pick up something from my room.
*pulls Jadehand toward west wing and room, once inside, she grabs the bag, pulling out the pet carrier, a blanket and several small boxes, she finally finds her gun belt, removing a couple of small practical looking guns, she hides one in the back of her sash and another in a shin holster along with a very small knife.*
*see his look*
like I said, I'm a trifle paranoid *grin* besides, I never usually go anywhere without them... they were a birthday present
*from the bag, after some more rummaging, she slowly pulls out an old style English Longbow, followed by a slim leather quiver full of arrows*
*Jadehand blinks, stares at the bag, then blinks again*
*smiles* I promised PR a lesson!
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Originally posted by ScorpionRegent:
SR: "A very interesting name, does it indicate your pledge or vows to someone?"
Deuce seemed to be startled by that question, and released Scorpion Regent’s arm. She showed Scorpion Regent her wedding ring.
“Yeah, I was a bride,” she said, wistfully. “But my husband died. Accident. Anyway, seven of us brides were brought here to the SereniTree a long time ago. Magic spell or something. I was the second of us to appear, so that’s why I’m Bride2. But this is not a bad place, and I had nowhere better to go, so I stayed.”
Since SR gave a description: Deuce is a young woman, perhaps not yet twenty. She has red hair, which she keeps short, and freckles. She is by no means beautiful, but might be regarded as cute. She is a bit shorter than average. She is an athlete who trains constantly, so she has a strong physique (but is not overly muscled). She seems to have no concern whatever for makeup or clothes. She is most often seen in some gray sweats or else jeans and a t-shirt. Since she began weapons training, she has always carried around a pair of katanas. She tries to control her temper, but usually fails. She is trying very hard to prove herself, and to hide her insecurities. She gets frustrated when she keeps missing the more profound bits of Jazaf’s teaching. A brain girl she is not.
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*Serenity wakes up, feeling better than she has in quite some time. She stretches, then peers at herself in the mirror, smoothing her hands over the belly that is just starting to show. She feels full of energy this morning. So, she leans over and kisses the still-sleeping Soul on the forehead, then gets herself ready for the day.*
*She wanders first into the kitchen and makes herself a peanut butter and banana sandwich. Then she heads over to her garden where she does some pruning and weeding. As she works, she sings to herself.*
Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree,
eating all the gumdrops he can see
stop, kookaburra, stop, kookaburra
leave some there for me.
*She picks up the pruned branches from her fruit trees and carries them up to the balcony on the third floor. Then she heads over the the clubhouse, where she grabs a couple hammocks lying on the floor, unused. She carries those up to the third floor, too.*
Oh hush thee my dove,
Oh hush thee my roan
Oh hush thee my lapwing
My little nutbird.
*From there, she wanders over the the barn, where she feeds the piffleponies apples and carrots she had stuffed in her pockets.*
Hushabye, don't you cry.
Go to sleep little baby
When you wake, you shall have
All the pretty little piffleponies.
Blacks and bays, dapples and greys
All the pretty little piffleponies.
Hushabye, don't you cry
Go to sleep little baby.
*She takes a bale of hay and flies it up to the third floor, too. Then she wanders around the common room, gathering cushions and throw blankets. She heads to the lockers where she grabs towels. In the laundry, she finds sheets and more blankets. She takes eveything up to the third floor balcony. In the infirmary, she finds gauze rolls. She grabs and armful of these and flies them up, too. And then she begins to work, singing all the while.*
Baby owlet, poor little owlet,
sleeping as the sun doth shine.
Won't you send me your sweet pinion?
Won't you send me your sweet pinion?
Won't you sent me your sweet pinion?
That I may fly to your love.
*When she has finished, she steps back to admire her handiwork.*
*She had made what is unmistakable a large nest.*
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After Deuce brought Scorpion Regent to the center of the common room, she called out:
"Hey, everybody! We got us a new guy here. Calls himself Scorpion Regent. He's looking for somebody named Nell."
To SR: "You can talk and mingle if you like. When you're ready, the kitchen's that way, past the bar. Me, I'll be at the bar."
Deuce then wandered over to the bar see what Trey had on special.
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Soul wakes up groggy and grumpy, just as he does every morning. One would think that someone just returned from the dead would be happy that they could go to sleep and wake up the next morning; but not Soul.
Go figure.
After blindly finding a cup of coffee from the kitchen clad only in boxer shorts, he returns to Serenity's room and begins his daily regiment of exercises. He pulls on some jogging pants, but leaves off his shirt and proceeds to make several laps of the second floor balcony, stopping by the Security Office to find that his desk is still in relatively the same shape it was since he had last sat there. He makes a mental note to track down NOSkillz and ask him about joining the security detail. Serenity had spoken highly of him before. He makes several more laps and returns to the kitchen for a bottle of water, and then it is back to Serenity’s room and to the shower. Afterward, he dresses and arms himself with his bow and arrows, strapping his bandolier of arrowheads across his chest first. Then, with a deep breath he steps out of the room and makes an announcement to the SereniTREE:
“Ladies and gentlemen, the Security Chief is back and ready for act—AARRRGGGHHH!!!”
Afterwards, while lying on his face on the deck, he makes a mental note to tie his shoes from now on.
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Seryn adjusts the belt around her hip, clipping the quiver to it by the straps, then adding to the belt a small deep hammock style pouch, into which she places Archie, who immedietly turns himself to look studiously out of the litte window chewed in the leather for just that purpose. She goes to place Esme in the bag aswell, but seeing JH's puzzled expression, she hands Esme to him.
'they're trained... to attack'
JH looks up from Esme, who has rolled onto her back and is flicking her whiskers at the new potential source of food, and gives seryn a an incredulous look
'I got them on that island, remember the one where we marooned the Governor of Port... port something or other, you remember, it was for fun, but then he tried to swim back to the mainland and almost got eaten by the squid? Well there was a tribe on that island, these two belonged to the shaman guy, they're sensitive to all things 'other, and can topple a man and have his throat out quicker'n you can say 'aye, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide'.
Handy to have around, and so damn cute.
come on.
They make their way to the common room, Seryn looks around for TRM or the cat guy, or TWG, or anyone with the slightest bit of an authorative air.
Glancing accross the room, she spots Soul coming into the room..
Maybe...
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“Ladies and gentlemen, the Security Chief is back and ready for act—AARRRGGGHHH!!!”
'Aaah, maybe not.'
'should we go pick him up?'
Seryn continues to look around for someone to warn, then just on the edge of her hearing she catches her old name, looking in its direction she spot someone she had very much doubted she would ever see again.
'It cant be.....'
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Quote:*PR looks up at the announcement, then rolls his eyes, when Soul trips. PR runs up the stairs to the second floor balcony, and he stops just in front of Soul who is still face down on the floor and PR stands to attention and salutes Soul.*
Originally posted by SoulOfSerenity:
Then, with a deep breath he steps out of the room and makes an announcement to the SereniTREE:
“Ladies and gentlemen, the Security Chief is back and ready for act—AARRRGGGHHH!!!”
Afterwards, while lying on his face on the deck, he makes a mental note to tie his shoes from now on.
TRM mentioned that you might be needing some new deputies. I'd like to apply!
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TRM mentioned that you might be needing some new deputies. I'd like to apply!
"Well...I'm looking for someone with some experience. I mean, security experience."
Soul pauses and sees one of the new faces across the room. (What was her name...Nell? She looks different, though. Hmm...) He sees the bow strapped to her and he nods in appreciation at the quality.
He turns back to PR. "At any rate, shouldn't you ask your Mom first? I really don't want Weirdess to kill me because I give you a gun."
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Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."
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Will she stay in one place! Well I think I can do this now, everyone is down below and she is by her self.
*TheManinBlack steps out onto the balcony and pauses. Looking towards the massive nest and its creator, tMiB stands stunned at what one person can do in so little time.*
Ah, a nesting mother-to-be.
*tMiB grins, checks the photo one more time, and removes the cloak. Silently he comes up behind her and taps her shoulder.*
Excuse me...is your name CallMeSerenity?
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*whips around at the sound of an unknown voice, pulling out her katanas as she does so.*
I might be. Who are you, and what do you want?
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Quote:Ask my mum? I was doing crazy and dangerous stuff all the time before I even knew she was my mum! Besides, I think she'd be proud.
Originally posted by SoulOfSerenity:Quote:
Originally posted by PsychicRiver:
TRM mentioned that you might be needing some new deputies. I'd like to apply!
"Well...I'm looking for someone with some experience. I mean, security experience."
"At any rate, shouldn't you ask your Mom first? I really don't want Weirdess to kill me because I give you a gun."
And experience...? Well, not so much. But think about it for a second...I'm almost a security system in myself. I mean...whose gonna see trouble coming before I do? Who could warn you and everyone or anyone else about impending security threats without even opening his mouth of moving a muscle?
And why would I need a gun when I can do...that thing that I do?
PsychicRiver
"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."
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*PR doesn't wait for Soul to answer.* I can sense trouble! Like the trouble I'm sensing right now...involving that creepy man that I've never seen of the tree before, who just snook up on Serenity up on the third floor.
*Blink.*
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"Two by two, hands of blue." 
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."
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*feels PR blink*
I think we may be needed.
*she grabs the doc's hand and pulls him behind her* I'm not letting you spend all your time in here trying to figure out what's wrong with Soul. I still need a baby's daddy. And we have lots of new folks on the tree you should meet.
*as they round the corner they see a strange man tap CMS on the shoulder* I don't like the look of him, lets go...
SW: I’m a lover not a fighter.
*twg quirks her right eyebrow* Uh huh. Well, then call TRM...or call out her name and distract him. I'll do my confusion thing until PR gets help up here.
*twg sees CMS's nest and feel sorry for what she's about to do. she some how has her trusty hula hoop, huh, where'd that come from? She begins spinning it round her hips as she runs up to CMS and the man in black...*
Wow! That is so cool. What is this? *she reaches for the straw and gauze, hitting the man in black with the hula hoop and throwing him off balance. The straw falls into his face, the gauze tangles about twg and the man, trapping them within the hula hoop.*
Well, you’re new…who are ya?
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"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"
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Look lady, don't freak out! This will only take a couple of minutes so don't get upset. You don't want to upset Serenity and hurt the baby do you?
*The Man in Black looks to CallMeSerenity to make sure everything is okay.*
Well lets get this over with, I swear once this is over my debt is paid to those two asses. Pullrd me off my ship to do this dirty work. It humiliating. I am feared and respected mind you. So please don't hold this against me.
*tMiB steps out of the hula hoop and reaches into his cloak, fumbling around in an inner pocket. Not finding the proper item, he starts patting down other pockets and pouches.*
A ha! Knew it was here somewhere!
*Out of a satchel comes...an accordion and the Man in Black scowls.*
Now, I am no Johnny Cash, but here goes. Also let me mention that I did not write all of this, those idiots wrote most of it.
Set to 'Camp Town Races'
Your new baby's almost here, So glad, so glad.
Time for all that baby loot- Oh doo-dah-day.
Sent to Serenity, a growing family-
A Happy Harmony From Us,
Congrats on the babe to be.
*Winces*
Taking flights to your nest- Relax, relax.
Daytime napping, that's so grand, Oh doo-dah-day.
Sent to Serenity, a growing family-
A Happy Harmony From Us,
Hooray Soul is back!.
Enjoy this time with not dead Soul, Have fun, have fun.
Sheath that sword, don't stress out- Oh doo-dah-day.
Sent to Serenity, a growing family-
A Happy Harmony From Us,
Congrats on the babe to be.
Nighttime feedings, lack of sleep- Too bad, Too bad,
Spending time with SoulofSerenity, Oh doo-dah-day.
Sent to Serenity, a growing family- A Happy Harmony From Us....
Ash and Xander!
*The Man in Black puts down the accordion and sighs.*
There my mission is done. Well Lady if you would be so kind as to pass the message along to Soul for me. I am free of my debt to Ash and Xander, so I wish to take my leave of this accursed ship. If you ever have the need of a respectable pirate, please don't hesitate to call upon me, the Dread Pirate Roberts. Is there anything else I can do for you my lady?
*CallMeSerenity looks to tMiB and shakes her head.*
CMS: Um, no. But please do not forget your accordion. It is giving me the creeps.
*tMiB smiles and puts the offending instrument away.*
As you wish.
*tMiB pulls his cloak around himself and just as suddenly as he arrived, disappears.*
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Phew! Danger over.
PsychicRiver
"Two by two, hands of blue." 
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."
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*twg stares open-mouthed at the scene before her*
....
*mouth still gaping*
that was...um...so sweet!
*looks at the destroyed nest...then to Serenity*
Heh, um, sorry. I wouldn't have done that if Simon had come with me, we thought you were in danger because I felt PR...*they turn to see Simon on the floor laughing* I'll fix it.
*twg begins to piece the nest back together*
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Phew! Danger over.
Yeah. Now if he'd have left the accordion, that would've been dangerous!
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Quote:*PR is now up on the 3rd floor.* My bad. False alarm.
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Heh, um, sorry. I wouldn't have done that if Simon had come with me, we thought you were in danger because I felt PR...*they turn to see Simon on the floor laughing* I'll fix it.

Quote:I dread the thought!
Originally posted my MontanaGirl:
Yeah. Now if he'd have left the accordion, now that would've been dangerous!

PsychicRiver
"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."
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*Shakes his head, still recovering from seeing all the weapons*
Well, see the name tag thing....it's odd. The pad was kinda, well, a gift. Names have power, and the pad has the power to name. Most people can only wear one, somehow I can wear two.
*he puts his shirt aside just enough to reveal another tag underneath on his t-shirt with a blue Wo....* See that's how I was good at being Jack, I WAS Jack, Now I'm JadeHand.
I saw something in the infirmary? *struggles to recall* Ah yeah, I was drunk and likely had a concussion from the fall, I thought I was hallucinating......I do feel something weird...but now it seems to have passed.
Paranoia, it's a good thing, it's kept me alive....
*walks to a table a grabs a glass, pulls out the full bottle of rum from his hip an pours a glass. drinks it quickly, then glares at the bottle which for once, is not full.*
See, there's a downside to not being Jack....
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"He's seen too much of life And there's no going back.
The loneliness calls him, And the edge which must be sharpened,
He's losing it. And he knows.
But there's a fighter in his mind and his body's tough
The years have been unkind, but kind enough." -Ocean Cloud (Marbles) -Marillion
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*turns to Seryn*
So, some shaman guy gave you 2 vorpal bunnies? Archie and Esme? Um...Esme looks.....Hungry, we should find some grub.
Quote:
'It cant be.....'
What, who is it?
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"He's seen too much of life And there's no going back.
The loneliness calls him, And the edge which must be sharpened,
He's losing it. And he knows.
But there's a fighter in his mind and his body's tough
The years have been unkind, but kind enough." -Ocean Cloud (Marbles) -Marillion
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Ok, crisis over!
So, are we playing Twister, or what?
And do I need to be pants-less to play?
"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"
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SR sees Seryn and catches her eye. He gently tilts his head and raises a eyebrow indicating she and he should find a quiet place to talk.
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Yes and No.
Let's play. If you lose you lose the pants. It's trip swister!
and I've come up with a genius solution for the spinner thing.
*takes out reconfigured auto-mop and attaches spinner*
An automated spinner with sounds!
autospinner says: left foot yellow!
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Originally posted by mai:
autospinner says: left foot yellow!
*puts his left foot on yellow*
"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"
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TheRealMe wanders around the Common Room, astounded at everything that has been going on lately, and happy that Serenity is out of danger! He goes into the kitchen to get some ice cream. Sadly, the fridge is long since out of Ice Cream from the Purple Dimension.
Mindful of the missing Bride6 and Bride7, he again attempts to open a portal to them, as he did for Mai. Unfortunately, his powers are still exhausted from over-use in Mai-Quest2.
"Sigh. Looks like Bride Quest will have to wait."
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Seryn stares at SR, no, I don't believe it, you're here, you should be a hearth rug by now *slowly begins to grin*
to Jadehand - well, he didn't ecactly give them to me... We traded.
Then she see TWG and the doctor running along the third floor, just inside the door of the room they enter she see a man appear as he removes an invisibility cloak.
*gasp* Oh my god! ROBERTS?? Roberts? the Dread Pirate Roberts here? Butterfly's break out in her stomach, the usual reaction to seeing or hearing of a guy she's fancied for years... oh yotz, why can't pirates get agents? then they give advanced warnings about appearnces. Still, brief pause to appreciate the ass from this angle....aaaaand back to buisness.
I guess it was another false alarm, *looks down at the rabbits, who appear to be sniggering*
*stern look* you'd fancy him too if you were human. Even you Archie.
She looks again for SR...
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Originally posted by ScorpionRegent:
SR sees Seryn and catches her eye. He gently tilts his head and raises a eyebrow indicating she and he should find a quiet place to talk.
Seryn resists the impulse to run at SR, squealing in a girly manner and hug him half to death.
Instaed she works her way calmly through the crowd, pointing out the now deserted infirmary, she make her way inside and sits on one of the medi beds.
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Instaed she works her way calmly through the crowd, pointing out the now deserted infirmary, she make her way inside and sits on one of the medi beds.
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SR: Captain as you are incongnito am I correct in presuming that you wish to sieze this ship? I did reveal to one of the crew here that I was the quartermaster to Voodoo Nell though I never directly spoke to our day job. I must say that siezing this ship though ambitious, would be ill advised, there appear to be too many people and the design makes crowd control difficult. What the hell is that on your hip a marmot? How many of our crew is here? If we have to move fast, who should I kill and who should I keep alive for ransom? Most of my weapons are in a locker at the waterpark. Do you have any grenades?
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/me shoots a look of disbelief at the auto-spinner
game never goes well for me when it starts off with left foot yellow, lmd silently curses and lets out a long sigh, oh well
/me grins with mischief at the other players and places a foot on yellow with great flourish
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Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
*looks at the destroyed nest...then to Serenity*
Heh, um, sorry. I wouldn't have done that if Simon had come with me, we thought you were in danger because I felt PR...*they turn to see Simon on the floor laughing* I'll fix it.
*twg begins to piece the nest back together*
TWG! I spent all morning working on that!
Sheesh, just because I'm pregnant, doesn't mean I can't take care of myself!
I know you mean well, but let me fix it.
*Gently moves TWG out of the way and sets to work repairing her nest.*
Now, would someone be so kind as to bring me some rootbeer? And nachos. I could really go for some nachos.
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Originally posted by SoulOfSerenity:
“Ladies and gentlemen, the Security Chief is back and ready for act—AARRRGGGHHH!!!”
*After the false alarm over Serenity and the stranger, N0Skillz makes his way over to Soul*
"So your the Security Chief, and I also couldn't help but over hear the your in need of some deputys..."
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Originally posted by N0Skillz:
*After the false alarm over Serenity and the stranger, N0Skillz makes his way over to Soul*
"So your the Security Chief, and I also couldn't help but over hear the your in need of some deputys..."
"I could certainly use a few good guns to help out around here, and that cat of yours could be a deputy in his own right."
Soul holds out his hand, and NOSkillz grabs it.
"Welcome aboard," Soul says, and then looks around the room. "Now I have to go find PR. He made a good point earlier, and I think it would be a good idea to have him as part of the security detail as well."
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*After shaking Souls hand, he point upstairs*
"I believe hes still upstairs with Serenity."
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*KellyofLuthien glances around at the Twister players, noticing everyone still has their pants.
The auto-spinner cheerily yells out "Left foot yellow!"
Kelly bravely puts her left foot on yellow, bringing glory to all Elvenkind as the first Vala to play pants-off Twister.*
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SR: Captain as you are incongnito am I correct in presuming that you wish to sieze this ship? I did reveal to one of the crew here that I was the quartermaster to Voodoo Nell though I never directly spoke to our day job. I must say that siezing this ship though ambitious, would be ill advised, there appear to be too many people and the design makes crowd control difficult. What the hell is that on your hip a marmot? How many of our crew is here? If we have to move fast, who should I kill and who should I keep alive for ransom? Most of my weapons are in a locker at the waterpark. Do you have any grenades?
Whoa! hold on there!
Its a very long and involved story, I don't much want to go into it, though I guess its gonna have to come out sooner or later.....
Upshot is, I'm, ahh.. not really Nell.
*braces for reaction, looks up to find that SR is simply staring at her*
I'm not Roses sister. I know that I said I was, but, i'm not, as far as I know the real Nell is still living with her husband on their counrty estate in Shropshire.*shrugs*
I used her identity to hide for a few years, I got word several moons ago that I didn't need to do that anymore. I thought about leaving...
*throws her hands up* well, you were gone! Mad Morty wanted your job, I couldn't keep refusing him. Gods, I never thought I would see you again, I thought you were someones wacky tribal ornament by now - you're gonna have to tell me what you were doing - and well, the rest of the crew? nyah...
Anyway, these guys turned up, I decided to go with, I left the serum on the ship, so my disguise wore off, and here I am.
Though honestly, taking over this ship, not a problem, the security is crap, people just keep popping in and out, devil may care like *gets all happy* Do you realise the Dread Pirate Roberts was just here? *sighs* oh he's so gorgeous. *pouts* and he came and went and I didn't get so much as a chance to scream 'I want your babies' at him. *grins - back to the point* I mean I understand that their security officer has been dead for a while, but still...
How did you get here?
Though saying that, I get the impression that though taking the ship presents no problems, keeping it would be a major pain in the ass.
Regardless, thats not my intention, hell, I was even thinking of trying something new and making myself useful.
Oh don't look at me like that! Still, Hi! my name is Seryn *points and sticker* Holds out her hand to shake SR's, as he grasps her hand she pulls him into a quick hug.
I missed you you old bastard.
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So Seryn,
You're thinking of staying on seeing what happens eh? That sounds good, I mean they have a pool table and FUNHOUSE pinball, and a swimming pool, and a bar. Very familiar.
I agree holding the ship would be a problem. I'm still trying to figure out the priorities of the folk here. Leave the head of secruity dead in a freezer for a while, quick! everyone rescue Serenity from the singing telegram....seems odd, but certainly entertaining.
Staying and being useful, with an armoury like yours and 2 vorpal bunnies? Likely not too hard.
Good to hear you don't need to run anymore, glad whatever that was got resolved.
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"He's seen too much of life And there's no going back.
The loneliness calls him, And the edge which must be sharpened,
He's losing it. And he knows.
But there's a fighter in his mind and his body's tough
The years have been unkind, but kind enough." -Ocean Cloud (Marbles) -Marillion
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yes, resolved... landslides have their uses.
It was your typical love story I suppose, girl meets boy, boy has own empire, girl dislikes inlaws, inlaws try to kill girl, boy chooses duty over girl, boy uses influences to hide girl, marries some tiresome royal lettuce leaf. Inlaws think he hides her cause she's carrying future heir to throne, inlaws send assasins, magicians,a few zombies and one very unconvincing were-ferret to get girl. no luck, then one day inlaws killed in a freak landslide whilst on holiday.
Same old, same old. *grins*
Yeah, I reckon it might be fun, useful...
I think I heard that they wanted deputies for the security team.
Not sure I like the idea of going from Captain to deputy though, offends my girly dignity.
First order of business however is to set up some kind of system of early warnings, if we can't stop people suddenly appearing we can gorram well track them when they do.
Do we go all mystical, or stick to good old science? You know I think I had a book somewhere on how ghosts are mostly radio waves and magnetic disturbences, the same might be true of magicm or whatever it is thats letting people on and off this boat Maybe we cold rig the sensors to tell us about any changes to the magnetic fields? though, that works in a hut on an island in the carribean. For all I know magnetic waves on board a starship could be about as stable as a pissed pirate on a pogo stick...
Screw this, I hear theres a game of pants-off twister going on, I vote we go watch.
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*places left foot on yellow. smashes someone elses foot by mistake of course......sorry!
autospinner says:
right hand blue!
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*shuffles feet* Okay, sorry. I'll get those nachos for you...right away!
*turns to run to the kitchen only to trip over the laughing Simon. She flys across the floor, bounces off the wall, and tumbles down the three flights of stairs landing on her head*
Oof. It's okay, I'm okay. It's all good.
*she slowly rolls over to her stomach and begins to crawl her way to the kitchen...the doctor jumps to his feet in case she's hurt, sees she is fine, and starts laughing again.*
Sparky? Spppaaaarky! Ah, there you are. Can you carry me to the kitchen or maybe bring me some nachos? *The Cabana Boy 3000 shakes his head and wriggles his shoulder cuff as an explanation...no arms* Figures.
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one very unconvincing were-ferret
Ha! that sounds interesting. I never used a pogo stick... Not too sure about the security thing, but you're right about one thing for sure, It can wait until after Pants-Off Twister.
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"He's seen too much of life And there's no going back.
The loneliness calls him, And the edge which must be sharpened,
He's losing it. And he knows.
But there's a fighter in his mind and his body's tough
The years have been unkind, but kind enough." -Ocean Cloud (Marbles) -Marillion
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Originally posted by mai:
autospinner says:
right hand blue!
*not an aggressive person by nature, elemdee nonetheless puts his hand on the blue dot farthest from him and placing himself in even closer proximity with all those playing
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Inside Citizen’s impressive armory on Boros, Bride6 admires the matching pair of Desert Eagles she has discovered. She loads them both and sights down the barrel of first one, then the other, getting the feel of each weapon. She stocks up on ammunition for the pistols.
“Mine!” she says.
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Originally posted by mai:
*places left foot on yellow. smashes someone elses foot by mistake of course......sorry!
autospinner says:
right hand blue!
*Grimaces as Mai steps on his foot, but immediately forgives her.
As he places his right hand on blue, KellyofLuthien places her hand on the same one at the same time. Ath immediately pulls his hand away and nearly falls onto his stomach. Blushing, he manages to put his hand on another blue dot.*
"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"
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Originally posted by mai:
*places left foot on yellow. smashes someone elses foot by mistake of course......sorry!
autospinner says:
right hand blue!
*Grimaces as Mai steps on his foot, but immediately forgives her.
As he places his right hand on blue, KellyofLuthien places her hand on the same one at the same time. Ath immediately pulls his hand away and nearly falls onto his stomach. Blushing, he manages to put his hand on another blue dot.*
"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"
"Right hand blue!"
*KellyofLuthien deftly places her right hand on a blue circle and almost jerks away as Ath quickly pulls his hand from hers. Watching him regain his balance and blush, Kelly suppresses a small giggle. Her thoughts had strayed to the consequences had Ath fallen over, and she has found that pantless Ath does indeed seem like a very good thing.......*
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*looks around*
...Where the hell am I?
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*throws her hands up* well, you were gone! Mad Morty wanted your job, I couldn't keep refusing him. Gods, I never thought I would see you again, I thought you were someones wacky tribal ornament by now - you're gonna have to tell me what you were doing - and well, the rest of the crew? nyah...
How did you get here?
Oh don't look at me like that! Still, Hi! my name is Seryn *points and sticker* Holds out her hand to shake SR's, as he grasps her hand she pulls him into a quick hug.
I missed you you old bastard.
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"I was gone? I was gone? I turned around and everyone had left! If it wasn't for the fact that I was still in the nook I would have thought you had marooned me.
As for what I was doing it was a long story lass and not much of it pleasant. Another time perhaps when were are to drunk to know better.
How I got here, that I can't tell you. Not won't, can't.
I missed you too, perhaps that's why I'm here."
Scorpion Regent
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yes, resolved... landslides have their uses.
It was your typical love story I suppose, girl meets boy, boy has own empire, girl dislikes inlaws, inlaws try to kill girl, boy chooses duty over girl, boy uses influences to hide girl, marries some tiresome royal lettuce leaf. Inlaws think he hides her cause she's carrying future heir to throne, inlaws send assasins, magicians,a few zombies and one very unconvincing were-ferret to get girl. no luck, then one day inlaws killed in a freak landslide whilst on holiday.
Same old, same old. *grins*
Yeah, I reckon it might be fun, useful...
I think I heard that they wanted deputies for the security team.
Not sure I like the idea of going from Captain to deputy though, offends my girly dignity.
First order of business however is to set up some kind of system of early warnings, if we can't stop people suddenly appearing we can gorram well track them when they do.
Do we go all mystical, or stick to good old science? You know I think I had a book somewhere on how ghosts are mostly radio waves and magnetic disturbences, maybe we cold rig the sensors to tell us about any changes to the magnetic fields? though, that works in a hut on an island in the carribean. For all I know magnetic waves on board a starship could be about as stable as a pissed pirate on a pogo stick...
Screw this, I hear theres a game of pants-off twister going on, I vote we go watch.
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"She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan."
SR steps in front of Seryn blocking the doorway.
"You can play in a minute but for now, it's time to stand fast me bucko and hear me out. Do you know what nine out of ten dead pirates all have in common? They failed to think things through. I don't care if you really aren't Nell, but you really are my captain and once a pirate captain always a pirate captain. Maybe you are thinking that being a pirate was a mistake, but your biggest mistake was not realizing what you were getting into when you took the title of captain. It's not like a job a the hair salon that you can quit once the shine goes away. You have commanded men (and women) in a brazen criminal league focussed upon the flaunting of all law and extortion for profit by threat and force. Even if you could get the crew to agree to let you off the hook there's the entire 'verse to contend with. If word get's out that Voodoo Nell has given up the plundering and pillaging, every other pirate out there will beat a path to your door looking to deprive you of alll the loot you ever earned. It doesn't matter that you may not have it or never did. Pirates get drunk and tell tales and there a lot of raids and attacks that you have had no part of that have been blamed on you and not by nice cuddly pirates like our old crew, no but by animals only barely human. There are governments that will blame their atrocities on you because everyone hates a pirate. There are bounty hunters, sherriffs, privateers and naval officeers no end, out there, searching for the notorious Voodoo Nell. Lastly there will be people out there that will continue to commit terrible acts in your name once you have stepped down. If you stay active and continue to build a reputation based on true exploits others will a tad more reluctant to think you a easy target or a quick false flag to fly. You see you can't just walk away. We can lay low for awhile, but in time you will have to fly the black flag again. If you choose you may play the Robin Hood and try to do some good. Perhaps you can take a page out friend Roberts' book and cede your legacy on to someone else. Or I could kill you."
Seryn's eyes go wide as pie plates and her face goes to a shade of pale that's almost reflective.
"Well, actually we would have to fake your death. Don't worry we'll figure something out."
SR stands aside from the door.
"You can run along and play. I'm going to get a bite to eat and find a room with a door that locks and s
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*twg crawls by with a plate of nachos on her back*
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If word get's out that Voodoo Nell has given up the plundering and pillaging, every other pirate out there will beat a path to your door looking to deprive you of alll the loot you ever earned. It doesn't matter that you may not have it or never did.
now just a second! I know we look a bit loony at the moment, but we can be a force to be feared. If you're a part of this crew, we stand with you. You can be sure of that. No worries...well, maybe a few...but we always win...okay two of us have died once or twice, but we're alive now...just know that if you need us, all you must do is ask.
*twg continues crawling...finding the stairs a tricky thing with the plate on her back*
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"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"
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SR looks out of the infirmary door and realizes he's too damn tired to walk to the kitchen and decides he doesn't care about a door with a lock as he climbs onto the examining table and falls asleep instantly.
Twenty minutes later he awakes with a blood curdling scream and with his dagger in his hand before he's completely conscious. He sheaths his blade and wanders out to find a room with a lock, If only to keep from killing someone in his sleep.
Scorpion Regent
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SR steps in front of Seryn blocking the doorway.
"You can play in a minute but for now, it's time to stand fast me bucko and hear me out. Do you know what nine out of ten dead pirates all have in common? They failed to think things through. I don't care if you really aren't Nell, but you really are my captain and once a pirate captain always a pirate captain. Maybe you are thinking that being a pirate was a mistake, but your biggest mistake was not realizing what you were getting into when you took the title of captain. It's not like a job a the hair salon that you can quit once the shine goes away. You have commanded men (and women) in a brazen criminal league focussed upon the flaunting of all law and extortion for profit by threat and force. Even if you could get the crew to agree to let you off the hook there's the entire 'verse to contend with. If word get's out that Voodoo Nell has given up the plundering and pillaging, every other pirate out there will beat a path to your door looking to deprive you of alll the loot you ever earned. It doesn't matter that you may not have it or never did. Pirates get drunk and tell tales and there a lot of raids and attacks that you have had no part of that have been blamed on you and not by nice cuddly pirates like our old crew, no but by animals only barely human. There are governments that will blame their atrocities on you because everyone hates a pirate. There are bounty hunters, sherriffs, privateers and naval officeers no end, out there, searching for the notorious Voodoo Nell. Lastly there will be people out there that will continue to commit terrible acts in your name once you have stepped down. If you stay active and continue to build a reputation based on true exploits others will a tad more reluctant to think you a easy target or a quick false flag to fly. You see you can't just walk away. We can lay low for awhile, but in time you will have to fly the black flag again. If you choose you may play the Robin Hood and try to do some good. Perhaps you can take a page out friend Roberts' book and cede your legacy on to someone else. Or I could kill you."
Seryn feels herselve pale, and then begin to redden with anger
'you think I don't know all this? You actually think I don't realise exactly how many people would like to seee me dead right at this moment? I've spent most of my life wanted, where do you think the paranoia come from, right now I have eight different weapons on me! Does that seem healthy to you? Back in my room theres a small armoury! you know that little story I mentioned? well, you may not believe it but most of it is true, the biggest lie is what killed them!
*calms*
I know full well that leaving the crew is going to stir up a storm of crap, for me and for them.
Killing me is not an option, the real Nell intends to return, with or without hubby, I can't kill off her life like that, so in the mean time?
For your information, I have thought this through, You remember that cabin boy I had? Well, NOT A BOY. And i'm not talking about age, though he was full well too old for the post.
The important factor here is he was girl! Elizabeth was the name she gave me, and even now she's on Roses ship, she has my serum and at the right time she's going to go back as me, or as Nell. All that time spent in my cabin? Yes I know what the crew thought we were doing, well she was learning to be me, my mannerisms my speech, my style of fighting even.
Seryn trails off, suddenly thoughful.
But you know what? one of us is eventually going to have to go back to support her. I don't like the thought of her on her own, in the beginning anyway.
*anger returns*
Jack, I'm not in the party mood anymore, i'm not fit company, for anything much...
From outside the infirmary, they hear TWG, as Seryn listens to what she says, she begins to get flustered, unused to that kind of blind, whole hearted support...
Thank you TWG, I... but if people come after me the first thing i'm do
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um, thank you. Didn't mean to make things worse, why do i always make things worse...*twg finds Serenity and hands over her order*
I'm gonna make some pie...
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Mad Morty wanted your job, I couldn't keep refusing him.
Arr, be someone mentionin' me name?
Arr! No?
Oh?
Is lonely, says I.
*vanishes in a puff of depressed inconceivable logic*
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um, thank you. Didn't mean to make things worse, why do i always make things worse...*twg finds Serenity and hands over her order*
I'm gonna make some pie...
Oh, thanks, TWG!
But you don't always make things worse, where would you come up with an idea like that? You know we all love you here. We love your weird ways.
I'm sorry if I was a bit rude earlier. All these stupid pregnancy hormones, you know. I'm just a mess.
*starts shoveling nachos in her mouth*
Besides *she says, with her mouth half full* I've made some improvements to my original design.
Now, did you say pie?

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
President of the Juggled Gosling Chatroom
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Now, did you say pie?
uh huh. You want a particular kind? I'm just making some for the twister game. How can they play without the pie? We always play twister with pie! *fondly remembers getting pied while playing twister and while not playing twister...* I'm just making the basics, but if you want a pie, i can make you a pie. I hear you like coconut *ick* would you like a coconut cream pie?
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