So, Mal, Wash, Jayne, Simon or even Shepard Book?

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COMPANION6

Tuesday, January 24, 2006 10:24 PM

Well me personally I will have in order:
Mal
Wash
Simon
Jayne
and Shepard if he is ready to let go of his vows

Always Remember "The Litany Of Fear"

OMELET

Tuesday, January 24, 2006 10:40 PM

I would date them in this order:

Simon-Such a gentleman. Looks good without his shirt on too.
Mal-He'll look out for you.
Wash- I would if he wasn't married.
Jayne-Not my first choice. Though he is the rugged type.
Book-Oh please. He's a Shepard for goodness sakes. Plus he's like a bajillion years old.

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Jayne: Are you saying River's a witch?
Wash: Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the Beast.
Jayne: She's in Congress?
Wash: How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious!

COMPANION6

Tuesday, January 24, 2006 10:42 PM

Your right about Book but he can show a lady some tricks, LOL

Always Remember "The Litany Of Fear"

OMELET

Tuesday, January 24, 2006 10:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Companion6:
Your right about Book but he can show a lady some tricks, LOL

Always Remember "The Litany Of Fear"

Like tell them stories about the wickedness of our ways. They include hell fire and lepers.

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Jayne: Are you saying River's a witch?
Wash: Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the Beast.
Jayne: She's in Congress?
Wash: How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious!

QUEENOFTHENORTH

Tuesday, January 24, 2006 10:53 PM

1. Simon - he's closest to my age. Also, he's sweet, smart, loyal, and looks gorram good without his shirt on.

2. Wash - He's really funny, cute and has just a little bit of the crazy. Also is obviously not the type to cheat.

2. Mal (ties with Wash) - Captain Tightpants. Need I say more?

3. Jayne - He's so big and muscular and has that gravelly voice. Oh so sexy. In fact, he might rate number 1 if he wasn't just a little too old for me.

Book isn't even on the list, he's really old and that's just gross.

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SLAYER730

Tuesday, January 24, 2006 11:43 PM

1. Mal Mal Mal Mal Mal Mal Mal (I'm a bit obsessive) - Rugged, rough around the edges, but damn good at what he does...and um, tight. pants.

2. Simon - Cute AND smart. A bit soft-spoken for my liking, but when he comes out of his shell...

3. Wash - The funny ones are always worth a second glance...and he has beautiful eyes

4. Jayne - Definitely sexy...not a relationship guy though, so he falls kinda low on the list. But if we're not talking about relationships...

5. Book - I can't even imagine this about an old priest *shudder* It's just wrong!

***Never judge a book by its movie***

SAMEERTIA

Tuesday, January 24, 2006 11:52 PM

Are we talking 'relationship' or are we talking shore leave on Persephone?

Jayne. - Jayne's straightforward and simple. I'd always know where I stood (or laid) with Jayne.
then probably

Wash - As long as Zoe wasn't going to kill me.

Mal - but geez, he's so repressed it's terrifying. I wouldn't want to be doing a Nandi seduction job every single night!

Simon - Adore Simon, but he'd drive me up a wall pretty quick. Or I'd drive HIM up a wall.

Book? Only if he'd given up celibacy. Either that or I could become celibate and we could have a deep spiritual relationship.
*chokes violently.* Well, it was a thought.

RAVENHAIR

Tuesday, January 24, 2006 11:58 PM

1. Jayne - just b/c he's so sexy (or is it Adam Baldwin I'm thinking of?) we're not talking relationship here, right? b/c with Jayne it's pretty uncomplicated

2. Mal - cuz he's the captain and having a man in charge once in a while is nice

3. Wash - as long as Zoe wasn't in the pic

the other two don't do it for me

Simon's too pretty (and I'm not sure that I'm his type - female, that is) and Book is just not my type

SAMEIMEI

Wednesday, January 25, 2006 7:37 AM

Simon. Just Simon. None of the other's do it for me, and he's just such a sweetie. But I would never want to come between him and Kaylee, coz I adore the two of them together.

BLADEACHILLES

Saturday, January 28, 2006 5:32 AM

I'm leaving the Shepard out because, um, A) Shepard and B) a little on the old side.

1) Jayne. Definitly Jayne. He's sexy and kick-ass, and I think there's a lot more to him then is just on the surface.
2) Wash. But only in the pretend world where Zoe doesn't exist. He's funny and he's got red hair. 'Nuff said.
3) Mal. He's cute, but just not quite my type.
4) Simon. He's very pretty, but also kinda boring. Sorry.

"uh, hey, here's an idea. Instead of standing around playing art critic, how's about we move away from this eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our increasingly eerie-ass day?"

JACQUI

Saturday, January 28, 2006 5:51 AM

We putting in orders, are we?

1. Jayne. Oh, god, yes PLEASE, Jayne. Jayne = sex on a stick.

Oh, um, heh... where were we?

2. Wash. He's cute and funny.

3. Mal. Eh, why not?

4. Simon. If he's not too creeped out by the thought of a girl.

5. Jayne again.

6. More Jayne.

7. The rest of Jayne.

Yeah, there's no place for Book there. Sorry, but he just doesn't do anything for me.

But, I'll take some extra Jayne to make up for it, if that helps...

*~*~*
"He's hurting a woman, he really *is* a bad guy... and I wouldn't call him a gentleman."
- Kyle, 9, watching 'Serenity'.

CANTONHEROINE

Saturday, January 28, 2006 6:48 AM

Jayne.
Jayne.
Jayne.
Mal.
Jayne.
Mal.
Jayne & Mal. Concurrently.
More Jayne.

Hmmm... Mine's pretty similar to Jacqui's. Guess I'll have to fight her for a piece of the big man.

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"Now somethin' about that is just downright unsettlin'."

RIVER6213

Saturday, January 28, 2006 10:26 AM

Mal
and then Mal
Mal again
Mal once again

JACQUI

Saturday, January 28, 2006 11:54 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CantonHeroine:

Hmmm... Mine's pretty similar to Jacqui's. Guess I'll have to fight her for a piece of the big man.

Fight?

There's plenty to go 'round. We can share.

But... I call dibs. I'm going first!

ps... you just *know* Jayne would be one to make a joke about women "down under".

*~*~*
"He's hurting a woman, he really *is* a bad guy... and I wouldn't call him a gentleman."
- Kyle, 9, watching 'Serenity'.

HUMBUG

Saturday, January 28, 2006 12:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Jacqui:
Quote:
Originally posted by CantonHeroine:

Hmmm... Mine's pretty similar to Jacqui's. Guess I'll have to fight her for a piece of the big man.

Fight?

There's plenty to go 'round. We can share.

But... I call dibs. I'm going first!

ps... you just *know* Jayne would be one to make a joke about women "down under".

Jayne
Jayne
Jayne
Jayne
Jayne
Maybe Mal....
and some more Jayne!!!!

Yes, Jacqui & CantonHeroine, you'll have to share him with me too!!!

Maybe we can work out some kind of time-share arrangement.....??!!

Jacqui, you can have him on Mondays and Thursdays,
CantonHeroine on Tuesdays and Fridays,
and that leaves me with Wednesdays and the weekend....(I get a little extra for organising the arrangement!!! LOL!!) Or we could rotate Sundays..........

Whadda you think?!!!

Humbug

"You know what the first rule of flying is?... Love. You can learn all the math in the 'verse, but you take a boat in the air you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turning of worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells you she's hurting 'fore she keens. Makes her a home." Mal, BDM

SHINYTALENT

Saturday, January 28, 2006 12:41 PM

Jayne
Jayne
Jayne
Jayne
Jayne
Jayne and Mal
Jayne
Jayne
Jayne and Mal
Jayne
Jayne
Jayne
Jayne and Mal and Simon
Jayne
Jayne
Jayne
Jayne

I know it's not totally original but I agree with everyone who did this or something similar

The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems.

CAPNZOE

Saturday, January 28, 2006 10:57 PM

In order...

Mal
Wash
Mal
Jayne
Mal
Book (the hair is sexy)
Mal
Mal
Mal
Simon
Mal

You paid money for this sir? On purpose?

BERENTAUR

Sunday, January 29, 2006 12:06 AM

1. MAL
2. Simon
3. Wash (but Zoe scares me)
4. Jayne
5. Instead of Book I'm thinking Mal again...

NANDIFAN

Sunday, January 29, 2006 5:34 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by capnzoe:
In order...

Mal
Wash
Mal
Jayne
Mal
Book (the hair is sexy)
Mal
Mal
Mal
Simon
Mal

You paid money for this sir? On purpose?

The hair...that is hilarious!
Seriously, that is some awesome hair. Makes me think he would be kind of James Brown crazy!

Sorry, not original, but I am going to have to go with a Mal/Jayne combo, both too damn sexy to pick between, so I'll have one of both please!

"If they've got guns or brains at all."
"They've got guns."

FATHOUNDDAWG

Sunday, January 29, 2006 6:36 AM

Why choose? They can all fulfill a certain need. :)

Mal: Hot hot hot. The sort of moody, sexy, "I can heal him with my love," torrid affair.

Jayne: Rugged. Tough. Sexy in an asshole kind of way.

Wash: Stable, kind, FUNNY, lovey. The nice guy you want to marry and have babies with.

Simon: Smart, polite, a little shy. YOU can teach HIM all his tricks.

Book: Lacks the raw sex appeal, but he's smart and a little ironic. You could have intellectual conversations...and sweet, gentle lovin'. Or maybe the Shepherd's a freak? Who knows...!

What's a girl to do but sample a little of each?

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Zoe: "I don't think she'd harm anyone."
Jayne: "Butcher knife!"
Zoe: "Anyone we can't spare."

MALNOURISHED

Monday, January 30, 2006 1:25 AM

1. Mal. He's just plain sexy, not to mention funny, and fiercely loyal to his crew.

2. Wash. Sweet, hilarious, and cute in his own way.

3. Jayne. I'm not usually into muscle-bound guys, but as others have mentioned you get exactly what you see with him. It's refreshing in a way.

4. Simon. Pretty boy--not my type. Although he is a fantastic e-nun-ci-a-tor.

5. Book. Reminds me of my uncle (my great uncle).

GUTTERBALL

Monday, January 30, 2006 3:59 AM

Pssh. Simplicity itself.

Jayne in all five...errr...slots? Positions?

Is there a way to put that without sounding like I have a smutty mind and being sent directly to Shepherd Book's Special Hell??

Seriously. Mal's cute and all, but too tortured. Simon...well, he has River. Wash? Naw. He's like that funny friend from high school that would be like dating a brother. And Book, for all that he once was, is now a preacher. That's a big NO in my book.

No pun intended.

And besides, Jayne is just...JAYNE. Sex and muscle and attitude and snark. And guns, of course. Gotta love a guy whose most prized possession is a really big customized gun named Vera.

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NCBROWNCOAT

Monday, January 30, 2006 4:31 AM

It's gotta be Mal, moody, tortured etc but love that sense of humor lurking underneath and OHHHHH those tightpants.

Jayne, closer to my own age but as everyone has said-not much talkin and he could show you his guns.

Wash-most likely would laugh myself silly the whole time, but only if Zoe were out of the way.

Not really a Simon girl. Too uptight.

Book and I could have really good deep philosphical conversations.

As for the actors:
Nathan all the way. Seems like a really nice, funny type of guy. The type I really like. Oh, if only I was 10 years younger, but I'm single. Does that count?

Alan seems to be a lot like Wash(I think).

Adam, I've heard he's married so he's out of the running.

Sean, seems OK but still not my type of guy.

JETFLAIR

Monday, January 30, 2006 8:27 AM

1) Mal
2) Mal
3) Mal
4) Mal
5) Mal
6) Wash
7) Simon

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MCALLEN

Monday, January 30, 2006 7:38 PM

1-1 million: Mal.

Perhaps I'd get tired of him then (though I doubt it), and would move on to:

1 million + 1: Wash
1 million + 2: Jayne
1 million + 3: Simon
1 million + 4: Shepherd

MAL: We're still flying.
SIMON: That's not much.
MAL: It's enough.

FOLLOWMAL

Monday, January 30, 2006 7:45 PM

I'm a Mal gal myself. All the way. If Mal is there, can't say I'd ever be interested in the others.

" You hold. Hold til I get back." Mal

MAL4PREZ

Monday, January 30, 2006 8:08 PM

I'm with you, FollowMal. Except I might have to slip a few Jaynes in there, just to piss off Mal and set the stage for some make-up sex.

Ask Dr. Science ... he knows more than you do.
"I have a Master's degree ... in science!"

FOLLOWMAL

Monday, January 30, 2006 8:36 PM

Oh, my......

"I'll be in my bunk." Jayne

MER

Monday, January 30, 2006 9:55 PM

*Jayne

Just Jayne. If I had to add others to the list (in order)...

*Wash
*Simon
*Mal
*Shepard Book (only b/c of our huge age gap)

ELOISA

Monday, January 30, 2006 10:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FollowMal:

I'm a Mal gal myself. All the way. If Mal is there, can't say I'd ever be interested in the others.

oooh, yes. I so agree. The smile is so sexy! And he has muscles, and buttocks, and...

*thwaps self in face with cold fish*

Wash is cute and has a way with words, and pilots are always sexy, but Zoe would kill me. Simon is too repressed for it to be any good. And Jayne, sad to say it, just plain isn't my type.

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CAPELLA

Monday, January 30, 2006 11:00 PM

Mal, definitly! I would die for this guy.
Wash is all funny and cuddly, I would love to have him as a best friend.
Jayne can be quite sweet sometimes, when he thinks no one is watching. I think I would not push him out of my bed, either, but he is a little too dumb to interest me for a long term relationship.
I am really not a Simon girl. Maybe he is too young for my taste. I agree he is kind of cute in a clumsy way, but not my type. (My best friend would opt for him, though, but she is nine years younger than I am...).
And the Shepherd? Well, he is a Shepherd. He is interesting, though, with all this stuff he knows about fighting and criminal activities and weapons and stuff. Interesting past to discover and such. And for a guy his age he is quite good looking.

But, I have to admit, Mal has been the man of my dreams since watching the first ep.

Have fun,
Capella

SIHNON

Thursday, February 2, 2006 1:46 AM

Well, I seem to have similar tastes to some of y'all (even those some 20-25, 35 years older then me...how weird is that? :D)...but to make this not be the same, I'll make a random "I'm Brazilian" comment. See? Different.

The first would be Mal. Mal. Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal. Dear God, how can such a prudish man be soooo sexy -all- the time? Someone once wondered why he doesn't just explode or something. Of course, if Inara was in the picture, not so much. Maybe 'cause we're both Brazilian, she'd share...probably not...

Wash. The man is soooooo very pretty. x.x I'm a sucker for blonds/redheads/whatever they call that hair color now. Especially the nice, smart ones with the funny jokes and the piloting and the-sorry, off track. Zoe would probably find a few fun ways to torture me...

Simon. I haaattteee that he's so shy and awkward, but maybe if we got past the shy and awkward, he'd be higher ranked. Or not.

Jayne is last 'cause I'm not so much into the whole muscly, simplistic guy. Simplicity and muscly are both kind of turnoffs for me. Who can blame me? I'm in Highschool. All there -is- is muscly and simple.

Book - no. Just...no.

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Captain Reynolds never touched me, all he did was rent me a shuttle and be very, very annoying!

COMPANION6

Thursday, February 2, 2006 10:34 PM

I just love all of the responses we have gotten from the women of this group. But keep them coming. Because we just like the men have our want's and needs. And it seems that the men of Firefly/Serenity are in definit want and need.

Always Remember "The Litany Of Fear"

LEIASKY

Friday, February 3, 2006 5:08 PM

Simon.

It would be fun to rip away all of that propriety to find the wildness beneath.

Simon.

No one else.

Just Simon.

Tammy

"A government is a body of people usually notably ungoverned."

BOOKADDICT

Sunday, February 5, 2006 1:27 PM

Everything that Jacqui, Canton Heroine, Humbug & Shinytalent said....

Jayne!

Except no sharing, cause I think I'm probably older....so age before beauty.

CAPERCAILLIE

Monday, February 6, 2006 1:33 AM

Mal Mal Mal Mal Mal Mal Mal

but Jayne would be great with a beer or two after a softball game

BROWNSPARROW

Thursday, February 9, 2006 4:08 PM

Am I really the only one here who would jump Wash first? Not that I don't appreciate the aesthetic value of say, Simon and Mal, but the funny/geeky/deeply caring/dedicated personality really wins me over.

After Wash, I'd say...
1. Simon
2. Mal
3. Jayne
4. Book is way too old for me.

AGENTROUKA

Thursday, February 9, 2006 7:11 PM

Simon - beautiful and sensitive. Mmmmmm.
Wash - funny and easy-going!
Jayne - ...if there's alcohol involved. (And a shower on his part.)

NOT:
Book - old!
Mal - I love his character to death, but he takes so much work! He's much more fun to watch.

VIOLETRIX

Friday, February 17, 2006 9:00 AM

i was just thinking about this!

jayne-- because, well, he's hot, got a big gun, big knife, big hands, big arms... seems like he'd be a little, uh, rough
mal runs a close second, with his intelligence, fatalism, seriousness and all
wash-- so funny! and cute!
simon-- cutie, too pretty but cute
book-- damn awesome
can i do jayne again?

i'll be in my bunk

http://violetrix.blogspot.com
gone, i say and walk from church,
refusing the stiff procession to the grave,
letting the dead ride alone in the hearse.
it is june. i am tired of being brave.

USAGIVINDALOO

Thursday, March 30, 2006 1:43 AM

Let's see...

Can I please have an order of Simon, with Simon appetizer and a side order of Simon? And of course, for desert, some Simon.

I love him so much, he's sweet, sensitive, a little shy and awkward but in an intensely endearing way, and he's absolutely smoking.

I really don't know about the rest. Wash appeals to me greatly but... I can't envision him with anyone other than Zoe. But he's such a sweetie, full of laughter and fun and intelligence... and can I help it if I like him when he's bare armed?

I think actually Book would be next. Yes, he is a bit on the old side, but so is Sean Connery and people still think he's the smex. He is charismatic, kind, and very intelligent. I can envision having a great conversation with him.

Mal... I dunno. He's awesome, but I'm not attracted to him in the same way as Simon, maybe just not my type. Also, from a relationship standpoint, the man has more baggage than an airline checkin desk, and though I like the fixer-uppers, I'm not sure that Mal CAN be "fixed" (or that he should be, he's nice the way he is). I think, barring Inara, the only woman he can ever love is his ship.

Jayne would come last. I don't think I'd want to be with a man I can't trust, and he says/does some rather shallow and sexist things (trying to trade Vera for Saffron, for example). Plus stubble just doesn't do it for me.

"This must be what going mad feels like."

VIOLETRIX

Thursday, March 30, 2006 2:46 AM

if the truth be told, it's jayne first middle and last. and then, in that order, all over again.

http://violetrix.blogspot.com
it is june. i am tired of being brave.

DEEPGIRL187

Thursday, March 30, 2006 4:43 PM

Here's my list.

Mal: Stubborness aside, Mal's a good man. If we're talking relationship wise, this would be a sure bet (and it doesn't hurt that Nathan Fillion is sooo sexy).

Jayne: Jayne's the type of man you only date for one reason, if you catch my drift. Still, I think they alluded to a gentler side on the show. Above statement about sexiness also applies here.

Wash/Simon: These two rank equally. Wash isn't quite as attractive as Simon, but he is also dutiful and loyal, with a great sense of humor. Simon, on the other hand, is pretty attractive, but has a personality of mildew. Though I don't mind seeing him without his shirt off.

Book: I won't take the negative stance shared by most on Book. While the age and religion factors are a slight turnoff, Book is still thoughtful and refined, both of which are attractive qualities.

There's something to be said for all the men, though having Mal and Jayne wrapped up in a pretty package on my bed certainly beats all.

At last.
We can retire and give up
this life of crime.

VERA2529

Thursday, March 30, 2006 5:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by violetrix:
if the truth be told, it's jayne first middle and last. and then, in that order, all over again.

Agreed! Its all Jayne for me -

Well, maybe a with little Wash thrown in for variety.

KAYNA

Thursday, March 30, 2006 5:47 PM

Okay. I'm game for this. Here follows my list.
Not terribly original I know but-

Mal. Oh god Mal. Please, please god Mal! He's given me a fun little tingle since I saw the first ep. I am filled with naughty thoughts
If Mal's not available then-

Jayne. `Cause casual animal sex can be fun.

Wash. Sweet and funny and witty. He get's lots of points for wit.

Book. Sure he's a bit old but if he weren't a Sheperd he'd be higher on my list. He's complicated and mysterious and intelligent. I love a man I can have a good conversation with. Or good natured arguments.

Simon. Sure he's got a nice body and he's very smart and all but he's just not my type. Besides, I don't go in for pretty boys. I prefer the rugged type.

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Op: You're fighting a war you've already lost.
Mal: Yeah, well I'm known for that.

KJIPPO

Thursday, March 30, 2006 5:53 PM

1. Simon -Well, I struggled for some seconds, but it has to be Simon, I always go for the dark brooding type with the secrets (aka Angel and Max). And then when he took his shirt off... oh mama

2. Wash -Wash lives!! aaah, he's so sweet

3. Mal -I love my captain, but more as a partner in crime thing. So hunny and with a big heart. I'd trust him with my life.

4. Jayne - if I had to I guess.. not really my type

I'm also not listing Book for all the reasons mentioned above although I bet he has some tricks up his..

"You're my kind of stupid"

VIOLETRIX

Thursday, March 30, 2006 6:09 PM

Quote:
Jayne. `Cause casual animal sex can be fun.

That's what i'm sayin'!

http://violetrix.blogspot.com
it is june. i am tired of being brave.

MALSGIRL

Thursday, March 30, 2006 6:45 PM

MAL, Mal, Mal and then some more Mal please. He's a leader and a team player. He's protective, but not possessive. He's loyal and thinks for himself. He's honorable and a dreamer. He's hard on the outside and all soft and nice on the inside. He's got his own ship. Oh and did I mention the tight pants!

Mal's really the only one I want, but if I couldn't get him...

Jayne- OK, so I do prefer them a bit smarter, but Jayne treated his...ummm...'lady friend' in HoG pretty goram nice. So I'm guessing if you could hook 'em he'd probably make a prudy darn good man for some lucky lady or maybe I'm just lying to myself .

Simon- seems nice enough and fun to look at with his shirt off.

Wash- personally I would prefer Wash to Simon, but Zoe could kill me with her earlobe, she wouldn't even need to use her pinky, that's how much she could kill me. lol

Book- he's a Shepard, it would just be wrong and honestly, I think he might be older than my parents.

_____________________________

"You will keep a civil tongue in that mouth or I will sew it shut."
~Mal to Jayne

ZZETTA13

Thursday, March 30, 2006 7:05 PM

Sorry guys I'm taken

and these guys ain't my type

these are:
Kaylee
Inara
Zoe
River(in about 10 years)

The real reason for my post> I never play with my gun at the dinner table. It could go OFF

RAVENHAIR

Friday, March 31, 2006 3:41 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by violetrix:
Quote:
Jayne. `Cause casual animal sex can be fun.

That's what i'm sayin'!

Amen!

GIRLASKEW

Friday, March 31, 2006 4:22 AM

Oh Mal...no question. Mal. All that angst and tension has got to go somewhere. And the eyes, and the cute boyish hair. And where his legs meet his back. Really, that whole area. Yummy.

If he loved you, ummm, you would never be in want again. For anything. You would be well cared for. I'm kind of a Mal-head, however.

I would enjoy a night with Jayne, however, he is not unattractive.

Simon is too pretty to really enjoy. Prettier then me, so thats a problem.

Ya know, Jayne ya sleep with, Mal you date in your early 20's when drama is fun and Wash you marry.

I'm off to read some smutty fan fic now.

"...once you've been on Serenity, you never leave...you just learn how to live there."

RAVENHAIR

Friday, March 31, 2006 4:30 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Girlaskew:

Ya know, Jayne ya sleep with, Mal you date in your early 20's when drama is fun and Wash you marry.

This "organization" made me smile *g*, but I was just wondering - where in the timeline do you sleep with Jayne? Based on how Adam Baldwin has gotten better with age, and I've been watching since he was in My Bodyguard, would you have Jayne before Mal, during, after, between Mal and Wash, during, after...? Not that I condone adultery/two-timing...just wondering...

I just realized how smutty all that sounds...too much fanfic tonight!

VIOLETRIX

Friday, March 31, 2006 5:19 AM

Quote:
Jayne. `Cause casual animal sex can be fun.

You know what?

I'll be in my bunk. Actually, I'll be in Jayne's bunk.

http://violetrix.blogspot.com
it is june. i am tired of being brave.

AELIN

Friday, March 31, 2006 5:44 AM

Quote:
Am I really the only one here who would jump Wash first?

NO! In addition to your reasons - humor, intelligence, geekiness, dedication, humor - he looks all kinds of tasty in his spiffy new flightsuit... and in anything without sleeves...

However, since he is - as previously mentioned - married, and I am a big fan of his and Zoe's relationship, I'd have to modify that by saying I'd jump a Wash-type-person first.

You can probably guess I didn't have a very good weekend after seeing the BDM...

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She's terse... I can be terse. Once, in college, I was laconic.

OURMRSWASHBURNE

Friday, March 31, 2006 4:56 PM

I also have to admit to jumping Wash first.

Actually no - I'd jump Wash second. The first thing I would do would be to send Zoe off on a romantic shuttle trip with someone lovely, like Mal. All fair and square. Heheh.

I know, I'm bad. There's a whole level of special hell just for people who steal other people's husbands.

But Wash is such a beautiful person. The others do not even get a look in.

I just saw the BDM five minutes ago, for the first time ever...

"Wash? Baby? Come on! We got to go!"

Joss, you're a god, but I still want to kick your ass right now.

So yeah. Wash. I even love his dinosaurs.

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I'll be in Wash's bunk...
(trying to hide from Zoe, who is stalking me with a chopstick.)

INDIGOSTARBLASTER

Friday, March 31, 2006 8:39 PM

Mal, Mal, Mal. He's honourable, intelligent, good-looking, funny... plus he likes strong, smart women, which I think shows character in a man.

Simon is awfully yummy to look at, but he's too young for me (I'm just getting to the age where I'm starting to say this... man, it feels weird). He's a good man and a good doctor, but he isn't ready to have a mature relationship yet.

Wash is (was) married. 'Nuff said.

Jayne isn't such a bad guy, but just not remotely my type.

And Book exudes an air of "not interested" -- how can I get interested in someone who isn't ever interested?

Indigo S.

GIRLASKEW

Saturday, April 1, 2006 4:54 AM

This "organization" made me smile *g*, but I was just wondering - where in the timeline do you sleep with Jayne?

Anywhere, as long as it ain't your first. He is not one to deflower, that's for damn sure.

Umm...knowing what we know now, I'd say after Wash. Sex without the emotion, after all that bad emotion. It's a great idea. I have not read them, but here are fics to that end.

At the very least after Mal, before or after Wash.

But, you are right, Adam Baldwin is MUCH sexier now, later is better.

"...once you've been on Serenity, you never leave...you just learn how to live there."

GIRLASKEW

Saturday, April 1, 2006 4:58 AM

Quote:
I'll be in Wash's bunk...
(trying to hide from Zoe, who is stalking me with a chopstick.)

Hee-hee, that made me giggle. Thanks!

As far as Joss goes it could be worse, he could have killed all of them.

I just find the bright side of every little thing.

"...once you've been on Serenity, you never leave...you just learn how to live there."

ZOEROCKS

Saturday, April 1, 2006 6:21 AM

Jayne - Have you SEEN him? Yummy!
Mal - cause he needs some serious lovin.
More Jayne.
Still some more Jayne.

I'm a Jayne gal all the say!

GREATBLACKTHORN

Saturday, April 1, 2006 1:13 PM

How about a guy's opinion, eh?

1.
River - I get the protective urge...And closest to my age

2.
Zoe - The legs, definitely the legs...Actually, that whole area...And above...

3.
Kaylee - Shiny, but could get annoying

4.
Inara - Mal would kill me good >_>

5.
Saffron - She would kill me good <_<

She'll turn you in before you can say "Don't turn me in...lady..."

SERENITYLASS

Thursday, April 6, 2006 10:01 AM

Ok, I'll have 4 serves of Jayne, 2 Mals and maybe a Simon for desert!

COMICGIRL

Thursday, April 6, 2006 8:14 PM

Hmm...
Ok after much thought, I've come up with a decision.

1. Mal. Closest to me in age, plus oh so very pretty. A considerate gentleman. Might be a bit stressful though with all that angst.

2. Wash. Again, closest in age and cute, funny, intelligent but totally in touch with his inner child.

2. Jayne. (Joint with Wash) I'd just love to break down that bravado, cos I think that under that rough, gruff exterior is a great big teddy bear who'd be completely devoted. (Might just be wishful thinking though)

4. Book. Simply for the conversation.

5. Simon. I couldn't do anything with him except go shopping. He looks like he'd know what would suit me best!

I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it.

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Thursday, April 6, 2006 10:22 PM

Definately Mal.
and then Mal again.
And then some more Mal.
And ,Oh yeah, Mal.

Bryce
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I swallowed a bug

LADYSERENITY

Thursday, April 6, 2006 10:28 PM

Hmmmmm. Well for me it would be
1) Mal- captain,intelligent, protective vibe, tries not to be a hero and is one anyway, plus he's Captain Tightpants! Defintley would be with Mal.

2) Simon- Just too Yum! And he's probably closest to my age,he looks so hot without a shirt. He's a gentleman. I'm sure he would have loosened up considerably if the show kept on. Could be all kinds of interesting fun from Simon.hmmmmm

3) Jayne- If this was a fling or something and not a serious relationship. He's rough and tumble,sexy mercenary, warrior. Hot

4) Wash- I love Wash, but I would be friends only. All the jokes and wacky fun without facing Zoe who could kill me with her pinky. I am just not attracted to him that way.

5) Book- again just for conversation like ComicGirl brought out. Waaaaay to old for me (ewww!) and a Shepard. Not even a blip on the radar. Doesn't do it for me. Great one for talkin to though.

Lady Serenity

BLACKSHAMROCK5

Thursday, April 6, 2006 11:25 PM

well if we are just going by looks then
Simon
Mal and Wash are tied
Jayne
Book

Personality
Wash
Mal
Simon
Jayne
Book

Shamrock

Remember that a kick in the ass is a step forward.

CAPERCAILLIE

Friday, April 7, 2006 6:06 PM

So I am reading along, enjoying these posts, wondering what I should write when I find the message that sums up my feelings exactly:

MalMalMalMalMalMalMal and Jayne for a beer after the softball game.

....As I enter the black hole....it was my own post from a few weeks back!!!

AZHEA

Friday, April 7, 2006 7:02 PM

Mal, 'cause he's just so gorram wonderful. And once you pulled him out of his shell, he'd be unbelievable.

Jayne, he'd be amazing, prolly a maverick in the sack.

Simon, 'cause teachin' a few tricks to a smart guy like that could be loads of fun.

Wash, only if Zoe were out of the picture, and because he's just so darn funny.

Book, his age don't scare me at all, and his mysterious past bode for a breadth of experience. He could prolly teach me a thing or two.

Inara, I don't usually lean this way, but what the heck. She'd be fun too!!

Kaylee, dear sweet lil' Kaylee, nuff said.

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I look out for me and mine... that don't include you 'less I conjure it does.

THEJEAN

Sunday, April 9, 2006 3:03 AM

Well, here it goes....

1. I'm not alone in this one, but I choose Jayne first--in a one night stand, or maybe you could find out a little more about this seemingly simple thug. It's okay to get thrown around sometimes....
2. Wash--he's a little more my type with the sense of humor. He's all kinds of sexy however, which doesn't hurt one bit.
3. Mal--Captain tight pants? I like the luscious curve of his heiny. Yumm.
4. Simon--If I'm in a mentoring mood, I'd like to teach this prude a thing or two in the sack.
5. Book's a little two elderly for me, I'm scared of hurtin' him.

GUTTERFLOWER

Friday, April 28, 2006 5:11 PM

Hm, this is definitely an interesting thread!

Whether we are talking about a relationship or something else...

1. Jayne ( the big, scruffy, rough guy is my type - no idea why!)
2. Wash - can we say adorable?
3.Mal - repressed & broody - we all go for those broody guys, don't we?

Simon = not my type at all (not in the show at least, maybe in the Lifetime movie I saw him in)

Shepard = icky no way! He appears more like a father figure to me than anything else.

HAPPYBRAIN

Monday, May 1, 2006 4:44 AM

Jayne:Gotta love the one you can't bring home to Mom and Dad.(and yes,size does matter.)
Wash:Always did love the ones who make me laugh.
Mal:Love a man who can take charge.
Simon:So corruptable.The things I could teach him...
Book:Questionable past.The things he could teach me...

PHOENIXROSE

Wednesday, May 3, 2006 5:11 PM

Wash - loyal, funny, steadfast, and semi-muscualr with soft hair and lovely eyes
Simon - he really is swai isn't he? I agree with Kaylee's biting policy 100%, plus he's quite smart. But he loses a few points due to his difficulty expressing himself unless there is great peril involved. Comunication is important, yes?
The rest are hard to place due to their vast array of personality disorders. Mal is hollow, Jayne is crude, and Book is not only concealing his past but a bit uptight about things. Plus he's quite a bit older than me. So I guess the rest of it would go...

Mal - noble in his way, loyal and caring.
Jayne - if I wasn't expecting more than a few sessions of lovin' and could be content with that; but that's really not my style.
I just don't think it would ever work with Book.
Honestly, though, if I was allowed to just list the whole crew, most of the ladies would rank above these three. Perhaps I should start a thread for any browncoats that swing both ways? (At least we would know we might all have a chance with Inara, right? )

*EDIT* OK, others here have listed ladies, so Ima just go ahead and list all in something like order.

River - she would always know what I was thinking; plus she's a genius, she's dangerous, and she's lithe and flexible as hell. And I wouldn't mind her odd ways, as I have a few my own self.
Wash, for reasons mentioned above.
Zoë - gorgeous to some kind of illegal extreme, total badass, and... *eyebrow raise* have you ever been with a warrior woman?
Simon, again mentioned above.
Kaylee - ray of sunshine, sweet and cute as a button. Combining that with a certain earthiness and the girl has a lot of appeal!
Mal, for everything above plus his tight pants.
Inara - the one female crew member we can be sure likes women; I have Mal's problem with her profession, though. I can be a jealous girl.
Then Jayne, if all I was after was one hunky man.
Again, can't see anything working with Book. He'd be too busy lecturing me on the wickedness of my ways. (Hey, it's not my fault I like the ladies!)
Now my post is waaayyy long. But there we all have it!

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One summer.
One mission.
One legion of Browncoats.

Starting June 23rd, we aim to misbehave.

EMMARIGBY

Wednesday, May 3, 2006 5:21 PM

To be honest I'd take any of 'em! One at a time or in pairs! Bring it on I say!! (Sorry, feelin' a little over hormonal at the moment!! )

DEEPGIRL187

Wednesday, May 3, 2006 8:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
To be honest I'd take any of 'em! One at a time or in pairs! Bring it on I say!! (Sorry, feelin' a little over hormonal at the moment!! )

Hey, nothing wrong with that.

At last.
We can retire and give up
this life of crime.

13

Wednesday, May 3, 2006 8:53 PM

I think I'm in the wrong thread, but I'll answer anyway.

Mal and Simon, front and back concurrantly.

I think a little chaos is in order.

PHOENIXROSE

Thursday, May 4, 2006 10:56 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by deepgirl187:
Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
To be honest I'd take any of 'em! One at a time or in pairs! Bring it on I say!! (Sorry, feelin' a little over hormonal at the moment!! )

Hey, nothing wrong with that.

Nothing in the least wrong with it! I've been feeling...deprived my own self. Miss feeling the love (in all respects! Not just that one!) so you got no need to blush. We're (mostly) adults here, right?

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One summer.
One mission.
One legion of Browncoats.

Starting June 23rd, we aim to misbehave.

COBB

Saturday, May 6, 2006 12:06 PM

Jayne...easy answer...all jayne.

SWEETSERENDIPITY

Saturday, May 6, 2006 2:36 PM

Jayne- 'cause he's jayne

Mal is tied with Wash

more Jayne

no Simon- I'm leavin him for the young things out there

more Jayne

Book- cause he is a nice looking man and intelligent! But only if he proves to have no Alliance ties.

Deb
Serendipityagain.com

TEELABROWN

Saturday, May 6, 2006 4:13 PM

For me, it's:

1. Simon. Love the nerd-ish characters. But he looks good with no shirt on.
2. Wash. I can't resist a funny man. But, he's married.
3. Mal. He's somewhat a gentleman, and strong.
4. Tie for Shepard or Jayne. Sure, Shepard is old, but he seems good. Jayne really has the only advantage of being young-ish.

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follows"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of the delete key.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

FOLLOWMAL

Saturday, May 6, 2006 5:32 PM

Just stopping by this thread to sing....

"Mal, Mal, Mal,.... oh, Mal, Mal Mal,

Oh, Mal, Mal, Mal Mal, Mal, Mal

MAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"You hold. Hold 'til I get back." Mal

MALSTOLEMYHEART

Friday, June 9, 2006 5:12 AM

MAL and only MAL!!!

Just can't get over the married thing with Wash and the others just don't do it for me...

So my order is for oh captain my captain (tightpants)!!!

Did I mention I love Mal?!

Mal: One of you is gonna fall and die. And I'm not cleaning it up.

FOLLOWMAL

Friday, June 9, 2006 11:45 AM

Great nick, MalStoleMyHeart.. he stole mine too.

I think I've come back and commented on this thread over and over and I nevet get tired of saying that I fell in love with this character and actor immediately and fell hard and I'm still here and have even gotten active on a crew on the other board that appreciates Nathan and what he does as Mal.

Did I give you your virtual Browncoat when you got here? I lose track.

And, MalStoleMyHeart, if you'd be interested in belonging to the Appreciatin' Nathan Crew.. therefore by association the Appreciatin' Mal crew..( since who else could be Mal? ) please drop me a note at followmal@gmail.com or send me a PM. I'll tell you how to join.

This is home here.. over there it's our Appreciation' Nathan headquarters.

"You hold. Hold 'til I get back." Mal

MALSTOLEMYHEART

Friday, June 9, 2006 9:48 PM

I did receive my browncoat when I first joined awhile back. Sadly I hadn't posted in awhile but I am back to checking the boards regularly.

I'm also quite interested in Appreciatin' Nathan (as he is the only one who could play Mal) so I'll send that email right along.

Mal: One of you is gonna fall and die. And I'm not cleaning it up.

ADAMWANKENOBI

Friday, June 9, 2006 9:56 PM

I'm a straight guy and I still have a slight attraction to Mal. To paraphrase Mal from Shindig, "I might sleep with him myself."

KAYNA

Friday, June 9, 2006 10:05 PM

This is what we're saying! That man is just plain attractive. I'm going to join in the singing with FollowMal.

Maaaaal Maaaaal Mally Mally Mally Mal!
Mal Mal Mal Mal Mal!

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Op: You're fighting a war you've already lost.
Mal: Yeah, well I'm known for that.

CESARE

Friday, June 9, 2006 10:17 PM

Shepherd Book is not available, of course... But in my opinion, the sexiest guy onboard.

...Mal would be the next one...
Jayne and Wash are the types I would like to go for a beer or two with.
Come to think of it, the same applies to Simon. He's not my type...:-)

RUGBUG

Friday, June 9, 2006 10:18 PM

1. Mal: why, oh why do I love me the tortured soul?

2. Wash: A man that can make me laugh has my heart forever

3. Jayne: He's nice enough to look at...as long as he didn't talk too much. (but I don't think that would be a problem. )

4. Simon: Not really my type. He's too proper.

I don't think I can put Book last, because I don't really think I could ever go there.

JAYNEISNOTAGIRLSNAME

Thursday, July 20, 2006 10:56 AM

First thing i gotta say, Hello all, this is my first post, Hi

and...

Jayne, Just Jayne
I'll fill out the others too
1. Jayne-Big muscles, Bad attitude and Big guns
2. Simon-A sweet guy's good too
3. Wash- Makes me laugh, what can i say?
4. Mal- Yeah, i spose, a good look
5. Shepard Book-umm...the whole priest thing kind of makes it difficult, and the fact that he's probably as old as my dad
.............................................
You guys started a riot? On account
of me? Oh... I am truly touched,
truly, truly touched by that. I mean,
all of this has been swell and all,
but that, my very own riot...

MTSOUL4EVR

Friday, August 4, 2006 3:07 AM

Wash.
^_^ *love sigh*
hehe

TERRI

Tuesday, August 8, 2006 11:39 PM

Jayne
Mal
Wash
Book
Simon

FOLLOWMAL

Tuesday, August 8, 2006 11:51 PM

I know I've done this before .. but I couldn't resist....

Mal
Mal
Mal
Mal and
Mal

"You hold. Hold 'til I get back." Mal

http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=19&t=22697

DQBABY76

Wednesday, August 9, 2006 12:26 AM

I guess mine would be:

1. Jayne -cause he's Hot, Raw, and Gruff and I love a physically strong man except when they are too buff like those bodybuilders..thats just nasty.

2. Mal - he's sexy, sexy, sexy! and hes got a cute butt!

3. Wash - my husband reminds me so much of Wash because they both can make me laugh. Plus, he's sweet!

4. Book - I like older guys as long as they dont require portable oxygen or a walker. But since he's a shepard I dont think it would work out.

5. Simon - I put Simon last because he's too nice and too proper, yeah he's got a great bod but I think after the sexin' we wouldnt have anything to say to one another. I've known a few guys like Simon and they are too wound up for me.

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Shepard used to tell me...can't do something smart, do something right.
I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

FURTHURCAT

Wednesday, August 9, 2006 12:34 AM

me too!

mal!

TERRI

Wednesday, August 9, 2006 5:58 AM

I feel now like Simon should be further up the list. All that sexual feeling pent up after years of just his sister to look after. If he could unwind a bit, I'd bet he'd be a beast! And he's cute, of course.

AGENTRUSCO

Wednesday, August 9, 2006 6:58 AM

Wowo, some of this post is rather... intense.

Let me just say that Wash is my favorite character. Gotta go with the clown. The guy who can make his face do whatever he wants it to. Course, his wife would kill us both. Then again, that's another thing I like about him. He's loyal and all that.

I love Mal. He's got a grand gun. And coat. And sense of humor.

Jayne is great to laugh at. You gotta love him even though he's a goat. Love his numerous random phrases and facial expressions.

Book is fridden hott for an old dude. I mean, seriously, have you seen his muscles?

Recently I've been finding Simon growing on me. Odd indeed for I never, ever like the pretty boy. However, after watching Out of Gas again, I really enjoy his absolutley droll sense of humor. Really, I saw the BDM first and thought Sean was a terrible actor, but it's really all the character.

So there.

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I cannot abide useless people.

ROMANCEGURU

Wednesday, August 9, 2006 9:24 AM

I’ll be in Jayne’s bunk! Especially Serenity Jayne. All that extra meat and messy hair… *drools* He was just too sexy in the BDM.

Then I would take Firefly Jayne, followed by Adam Baldwin : P

Followed by:

Simon: Because he is so damn pretty!

Mal: Actually, I would rather have Nathan, love his real life persona!

Wash: is probably the type of guy I would end up with in RL. But since this is my fantasy, I’ll throw caution to the wind and leave Jayne at #1.

Sorry preacher Man, just can’t think of you in that way ; )

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Jayne: You can’t change that by getting’ all…”bendy.”
Wash: All what?
Jayne: You got the—the light from the console…to keep you—lift you up. Oh, they shine like… little angels.
Wash: Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?

SPACEANJL

Wednesday, August 9, 2006 10:33 AM

How the hell did I miss this thread?

Jayne. 'Cos big, tough, sexy, funny musician.

Mal. 'Cos broody, sexy, funny and cool coat.

Simon. 'Cos he would be fun to...corrupt.

Wash. If you didn't die from a Zoe-related incident.

Mind you, I am married to a sexy techie bloke who can drive like Wash flies, can brood for England, has a high snark factor and could kill you with his thumbs. Ain't I a lucky girl?

DREAMWALKER

Tuesday, August 15, 2006 4:59 AM

Mal is definetly my first choice, hot with a sense of chivalry

Wash is my second, funny, loyal, and dependable.

Jayne would be my third choice, not as hot as Mal but still...

Simon annoys me too much sometimes and Book's a Shepard.

There's my list.

BROWNCOATSAWAY

Friday, October 20, 2006 9:13 AM

i want mal all the way. i aim to misbehave with captain suspenders. simon is pretty gorramm hot too. i'll play doctor with him. then i'll need some renegade hot shot like jayne. seduce book to see if u can rid him of celibacy. i am a female and i am not a lesbian, but inara is a gorgeous work of art and i might not throw her out of my bed. SHINY

BROWNCOATSAWAY

Friday, October 20, 2006 9:23 AM

i am kind of new to this site and i don't mean to be ignorant and ask a stupid question but what is a BDM??

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Friday, October 20, 2006 11:33 AM

BDM = Big Damn Movie. A fan reference to 'Serenity', based on Zoe's line from 'Safe' about the crew being "Big Damn Heroes, Sir!" It confuzzled me too at the start.

Now for my list

1) Simon
2) Mal
3) Wash
4) Jayne
5) Book

Although Mal and Wash are pretty close together. Basically I'd be a very, very happy woman if any of the top three gave me so much as the time of day, but Sean is the one who stole my heart.

*sigh*

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ROCKYSOAP

Saturday, October 21, 2006 5:36 AM

1. Simon - totally not my type. I don't do boring and stuffy. However, anyone who has that kind of capacity for love and selflessness and compassion, and anyone with that kind of devotion can, have my heart in a minute.

2. Jayne - Yes, he's an jerk. I can handle jerks. The fact that he is deceitful is a bigger problem. Yet, for whatever reason, his sense of humor and his childlike moments and his awesome hat makes me more attracted to him than to the rest of them.

3a. Mal - Love his sense of humor. Love his devotion to his crew. His bossiness would get old REALLY fast. I don't like being told what to do. I love him, but it would never last.

3b. Wash - Love him. Love him love him love him. But not attracted to him. Don't know why. Did I mention I love him?

4. Book - No. Just no.

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