Name the next BWAH! game CONTEST!!!

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Saturday, February 11, 2006 23:12
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Sunday, January 29, 2006 4:04 PM

"Here's how it is. My brain got used up, so, thoughts moved out, and terraformed a whole new galaxy of game ideas. Some, rich and flush with the new technologies, some, not so much. The central concept, them as formed BWAH!, waged war to bring everyone to have fun. A few idiots tried to play it, among them, myself. I'm TenthCrewMember, creator of BWAH!. She's a good game, Firefly based. It's got a good crew, fighters, pilot, mechanic. We even picked up a boardgame (Keep Flyin'), for some reason, and a bona fide RPG aid (Ta Ma De cards). There's alot more, too. Took my genius ideas out of some Alliance games, so they're keeping a low profile. You understand. You got a game, I can do it. Don't much care what it is."

What I do care about is what to call it. It IS a BWAH! game, so here are the conditions:

1) BWAH! must be in the title
2) It should reflect the movie somehow (e.g. my original idea was BWAH! The Violence Ensues)
3) Silly titles, while they will be laughed at, will not be considered, nor will they be thrown out (heck, parody is fun too! might be a future game idea!)
4) Submit your ideas in this thread by Midnight EST Feburary 9th, and on Feb 10th I will select a winning entry.
5) There are no limits to the number of entries
6) Winner will get credit in the rules, and if they submit a picture to me, I will make them a custom Character Card for the game. Also, I will send them something shiny (of my choosing) from my Cafe Press store.
7) All submissions become property of me, myself and I, and will be used with reckless abandon.
8) In the event that I should not find anything I like (highly doubtful), I will still select someone to receive the prizes at random, so no matter what, someone is gettin' pretties!
9) This rule consumed for your protection.
10) I reserve the right to recind, revoke, rewrite and otherwise break these rules as I see fit, though I probably won't unless I had a good reason...like getting paid...especially if I get paid.

So without further ado, let's see what ya got for me Browncoats!

BWAH!
TCM

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JAMESTHEDARK

Sunday, January 29, 2006 6:39 PM

I hate to steal it from them's comin' after me, but how about the painfully obvious?

BWAH! Aiming to Misbehave!

PDCHARLES

Sunday, January 29, 2006 6:58 PM

BWAH! Rise Again

BWAH! A Journey with Serenity

BWAH! Try not to get Impaled!

BWAH! U gonna be smart here Riva?!?

BWAH! Heroes of Canton

BWAH! Whoring Stories

BWAH! Browncoat Revolution

BWAH! Recipe for Unpleasantness

BWAH! Nandiland

U Gonna be Samrt Here Riva?!?

GUTTERBALL

Sunday, January 29, 2006 7:15 PM

BWAH! War Cry Edition

Okay, that's the serious one. How 'bout some "will be laughed at but not considered" ones?

Can't Stop the BWAH!

Dude, Where's My BWAH?

BWAH! Reloaded

Who Let the BWAH! Out?

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JOSSIZBOSS

Sunday, January 29, 2006 8:27 PM

BWAH! Keeps Her In The Air.

- JIB

BARCLAY

Sunday, January 29, 2006 8:41 PM

The line between serious and not is very thin

Big Damn BWAH

BWAH: Reaver Territory

BWAH: Bank Heist Edition

Aim to BWAH!

Oh God, Oh God, we're gonna BWAH?

"You are on the Global Frequency."
http://www.frequencysite.com
http://kfmonkey.blogspot.com

GOATTRAIL1

Monday, January 30, 2006 12:38 AM

BWAH! WE HOLD

BWAH! Adventures On The Raggedy Edge

BWAH! Let's Be Bad Guys

BWAH! Remember Serenity Valley

BWAH! Big Damn Heroes Adventures across the 'Verse

To Pretty To Die: A BWAH game of fate and skill

MASA

Monday, January 30, 2006 1:03 AM

BWAH! Into Action
Another BWAH! Adventure

FIREFLYGAL

Monday, January 30, 2006 1:58 AM

BWAH: The Companion

I aim to misbehave!

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NESTAR

Monday, January 30, 2006 2:57 AM

Can't Stop The BWAH!

Dear Budda, I want a BWAH!

But I picked BWAH!

And now a joking one:
BWAH! Big Whining Anti-Heroes

CABRIDGES

Monday, January 30, 2006 3:57 AM

BWAH! Never Kiss 'Em on the Mouth
Two by Two, Hands of BWAH!
BWAH! Also Means Bloody
BWAH! Pain is Scary
BWAH! Naughty Folks Slipping About
BWAH! Don't Get Et!
I Can Kill You With My BWAH!
The Only People She's A Threat To Is Us Here On This BWAH!
BWAH! Sees, BWAH! Does Not Comprehend
BWAH's Prettier
Bullet in the Brainpan, BWAH!

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GUTTERBALL

Monday, January 30, 2006 4:03 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CABridges:
Bullet in the Brainpan, BWAH!

Heh, I kinda like this one. Surprised a chuckle out of me.

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WICCANSLYR

Monday, January 30, 2006 5:25 AM

Bwah: How Weird is That

Bwah: Ninja Ballet

Bwah: They Won't See This Coming

Bwah: Safe Words

Bwah: It's What I do

Bwah: It's What We Do

Bwah: What's Your Sin

Bwah: Go with Wrath

Bwah: Now with Pax

Bwah: We've Done the Mighty

Bwah: On the Raggidy (sp?) Edge

Bwah: Do the Job

Bwah: All Made up of Rage

Bwah: Leave No Ground

Bwah: Fight for the Future

Bwah: Never Lie Down

I think that's all I got right now...

If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

WICCANSLYR

Monday, January 30, 2006 5:47 AM

Wait no....I have more...

Bwah: Are You Willing to Die

Bwah: Plan A

Bwah: SOMEBODY FIRE!

Bwah: Traget the Reavers

Bwah: We're all going to die

Bwah: Could get Interesting

Bwah: Back-up System

Bwah: Not Manditory

Bwah: Aim to Live!

Bwah: Better than a Plan

Bwah: Back on the Line

Bwah: Show Them the Bad

Bwah: More People Will Die

Bwah: Covered in Blood

Bwah: A Lot of Fine Ways to Die

Bwah: Fine Ways to Die

Bwah: Get Clear

Bwah: Close to Gone

Bwah: My Turn

Bwah: Hell with this I'm Gonna Live!

Bwah: Have I Made You Angry?

Bwah: A Good Death

Bwah: Kick Ass Mode: ON!

Ok, that should be it for the night...

If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

WICCANSLYR

Monday, January 30, 2006 6:12 AM

Ok, OK, I lied...

Bwah: Making Better Worlds

Bwah: There Could be Tears

Bwah: It's Okay to Leave Them to Die

Bwah: Riddled with Holes

Bwah: Dirt Naps All Around

Bwah: It Isn't Safe

Bwah: Parliamentary Override

Bwah: Full Access

Bwah: Leaf on the Wind

Bwah: Not Alone

Bwah: Disturb the Calm

Bwah: Plucky Heros

Bwah: Something New

Bwah: Trouble You've Not Know

Bwah: Now with Magic Pantry

Bwah: Now with Toes!

Bwah: Light Her Up

Bwah: No Changing Course

Bwah: Fire at Will

Bwah: The Pax

Bwah: Got Peaches?

Bwah: Batteries Included

Bwah: It's Done

Bwah: It's Maddness

If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, January 30, 2006 7:01 AM

BWAH! Trap!

bun
--bastards singed my turtle --

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, January 30, 2006 7:20 AM

sorta obvious:

BWAH! Can't Stop The Signal

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --

DRAGONFEAR987

Monday, January 30, 2006 7:29 AM

BWAH! oaty bars

FIREFLYGAL

Monday, January 30, 2006 1:38 PM

BWAH! Shoot 'em in the back
BWAH! Shot in the back

I think BWAH! The Companion was better though...

I aim to misbehave!

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GOJIRO

Monday, January 30, 2006 1:48 PM

BWAH: The Expansion Pax

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HUMBUG

Monday, January 30, 2006 1:55 PM

How about resurrecting an old game's name, with a twist on the title......??!!!

Monopoly could become BWAH-opoly

Yahtze = BWAH-tze (keeping with the oriental vibe)

Mah-jong = BWAH-jong (another oriental one)

Strip Poker = BWAH-poker

Game of Life = Game of BWAH

Trivial Pursuits = BWAH-vial pursuits

Big Damn Heroes = Big BWAH Heroes
or BWAH Damn Heros

Pinochle = BWAH-nochle

Happy Families = Happy BWAH

Cheat! = BWAH!

Oh, I'm having fun!!!!!
This list could become endless!!!!!
Please feel free to continue in this vein!!!! LOL!
I'm laughing myself sick

Humbug

"You know what the first rule of flying is?... Love. You can learn all the math in the 'verse, but you take a boat in the air you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turning of worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells you she's hurting 'fore she keens. Makes her a home." Mal, BDM

MILFORD

Monday, January 30, 2006 8:02 PM

How about the:

Primary Buffer BWAH!

I'll be in my BWAH!

Remember, that but for one trifling exception, the entire universe is made up of others.- Oliver Wendall Holmes

MASA

Tuesday, January 31, 2006 5:35 AM

BWAH! In the Black
BWAH! Into the Future
BWAH! Is Worth Fighting For

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, February 1, 2006 3:04 AM

*bwahing err...bumping*

so folk can see the opportunity here to help name my big damn cardgame...

So c'mon folks, become part of BWAHistory, win a cool prize and be IN the game! Submit your title idea today! (contest runs through Feb 9. 2006)

BWAH!
TCM

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HORSELADY

Friday, February 3, 2006 12:35 AM

Ok, here's one:

TCM's Believe it or BWAH!

horselady

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, February 4, 2006 8:43 AM

Bumpity-bump.
Can't find the caption threads to bump.
Hey, y'all -- participate.
You know you want to.

bun
-- why's the rum gone? --

FIREFLYNUTTER

Saturday, February 4, 2006 11:46 AM

i have no idea what BWAH is but heck i couldn't resist:

-> Two BWAH!s and a guy named Ted

-> So you BWAH!?

-> Does that come BWAH! sized?

-> BWAH!- Day of Reckoning

-> Did you just BWAH!?

-> BWAH! on a leash

-> What a beautiful BWAH!

-> BWAH! - Early Morning Edition

-> Sernity and the seven BWAH!s

-> The never ending BWAH!

-> Can I get a BWAH! with that?

hmmm... maybe if i knew wat BWAH stood for, i mite be able to make some decent ones. Ah well this was fun anyhow :P

JAYRO

Saturday, February 4, 2006 1:41 PM

BWAJ! ... Summer!

Let's be BWAH! guys.

BWAH!s and knees, and heads bowed down!

BWAH! What was that?

Do you know what your BWAH! is, Mal?

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"There are other schools of thought."

SHINYMONKEY

Sunday, February 5, 2006 3:20 AM

BWAH!: Big, Whup-Ass Heroes!

BWAH!: Shiny Happy People Totin' Guns

BWAH!: Third Edition

BWAH!: The Don't-Eat-the-PAX Edition (Why? It's Spoiled!)

BWAH!: Don't Fear the Reavers

BWAH!: Now with Improved Reaver Harpoons

BWAH HA HA!: The Villainous Laugh Edition

SHINYMONKEY

Sunday, February 5, 2006 3:32 AM

BWAH HA HA! Mine Is an Evil Laugh!

BWAH!: King of All Londinium

And I'd Like to Be King of All Londinium and Play BWAH!

BWAH!: A Perfectly Legitimate Conflict of Interest

BWAH!: Are You Askin' Me to Dance?

BWAH!: Also Certain Bullets

BWAH!: Manly and Impulsive

The Schoolmaster

SHINYMONKEY

Sunday, February 5, 2006 3:38 AM

BWAH!: No Call to Be Snappy

BWAH!: Give Jayne a Heavy Stick and Stand Back

BWAH!: Swear by Your Pretty Floral Bonnet

BWAH!: Naked and Articulate

BWAH!: Fuzzy on the Subject of Kneecaps

BWAH!: A Morality Tale About the Evils of Sake

BWAH!: At the Ready with the Fearsome Brow-Mop

GUTTERBALL

Sunday, February 5, 2006 4:15 AM

BWAH! Into the Black

BWAH! Big Guns

BWAH! Violence Will Ensue

And some more "will be laughed at but not considered"s....

I Swallowed a BWAH!

Pimp Your BWAH!

A River BWAH!s Through It (River, heh...)

BWAH!-de-dah!

You Can't Take the BWAH! from Me

Die, BWAH!, Die!

BWAH! First, Ask Questions Later

Gimme a BWAH!

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FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, February 9, 2006 12:26 AM

fireflynutter,
I see nobody has answered your question, though you've done pretty well while flying blind.

The BWAH! moment is the teaser for Heart of Gold. Mal's seated at the table, cleaning and checking a big array of guns. He picks one up, aims it, and Inara comes up behind him. Startled, he says something which sounds like DWAH!

They have a discussion about that and other things(here's where you find Inara's line about even petty crooks knowing that the small, concealable guns go on the far left of the place setting), and she leaves him alone again.

He picks up a gun, aims, and says "BWAH!!!"

Cue theme song...

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

2X2

Thursday, February 9, 2006 2:43 AM

Fruity Oaty BWAH!

BWAH! Try not to steal too much of their Sh*t!

or alternatively

Try not to steal too much of their BWAH!

BWAH! A very Special Hell

BWAH! 'Night Sweety

BWAH! Huh.

or again, alternatively

Huh. BWAH!

BWAH! You're My Kind of Stupid.

BWAH! Re-'verse

BWAH that Was

Woah. Good BWAH!

BWAH! Petty Crooks

BWAH! Hun Dan!

You are such a BWAH.

BWAH! Open up a can of PEACHES on your A$$

BWAH! Here I am.

BWAH! Does That Seem Right To You?

BWAH! All Aboard.

Big Damn BWAH!

BWAHsome!

BWAH! Too Much Hair!

(pant pant)... tha's all for now... gotta go to bed now...

2x2

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, February 9, 2006 5:59 AM

Wowzers!

Some shiny submissions indeed! (note: I love when you submit )

Anywho, one day left to go, and there are some great submissions. Others, not so much. Still, I am appreciative of everyone's interest in assisting me. (and I am sure it has nothing to do with the shiny prize )

So let's see if there are any last minute submissions to make the cut?

Keep flyin', stay shiny, and watch out for little girls with big knives...

BWAH!
TCM

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ANOBJECTINSPACE

Thursday, February 9, 2006 6:41 AM

Smells like BWAH!

You can't take the BWAH from me.

Can we go back to Jane being beaten by the 90 pound BWAH!

BWAH! Space Monkeys

Can't Stop the BWAH!

BWAH; It's just an Object

.....
"It's just an Object"

DASHRENNOLAN

Thursday, February 9, 2006 7:44 AM

All Serenity-related, eh?
-Killed me with a BWAH!
-Twix my BWAH!
-BWAH! on the wind
-Watch how I BWAH!
-He is not the plucky BWAH!
-We're all just BWAH! now

FIREFLYNUTTER

Thursday, February 9, 2006 9:23 AM

some juggle BWAH!

CABRIDGES

Thursday, February 9, 2006 10:15 PM

Goin' On a Year Now I Ain't Had Nothin' Twixt My Nethers Weren't Run On BWAH!

At Last We Can Retire and Give Up This Life of BWAH!

Oh BWAH!, Oh BWAH!, We're All Going To Die?

Eta Kooram Nah BWAH!

It's OK To Leave Them To BWAH!

BWAH!s Prettier

Three Full Mags and My Swingin' BWAH!

To Hell With This, I'm Gonna BWAH!

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GUTTERBALL

Friday, February 10, 2006 4:18 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CABridges:
Three Full Mags and My Swingin' BWAH!

Could be my baseless adoration of Jayne, but I find this HILARIOUS. Heheh....

Big Damn BWAH!

I Aim to BWAH!

BWAH! Flyin Every Which-a-Way

BWAH! Let's Moon 'Em!

BWAH! No One Gets Left

And of the "laughed at but not considered" variety:

Got BWAH!?

I'll Be in My BWAH!

I Can Kill You with My BWAH!

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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, February 11, 2006 3:23 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
sorta obvious:
BWAH! Can't Stop The Signal

Or sorta not.

And since "Can't Stop the Signal" is an actual card in the upcoming set, guess what?

FloralBunny, you've just WON the name the next BWAH! game contest!!! And as we are unaffilated with that mouse in Florida, you can go there on your own dime, LOL!
Coming real soon:

BWAH! Can't Stop The Signal

bun, please email me at tenthcrewmember(at)gmail.com so I can discuss your prizes with you!

The 10 runner-ups (in no particular order) and potential future Bwah titles are:

*BWAH! The Violence Ensues (it is still a good idea, I think)
*BWAH! Aim to Misbehave (mostly because you can acronym it BAM)
*BWAH! Rise Again
*BIG DAMN BWAH! (cuz I like swearin' and, like, 8 people submitted it in some form or another!)
*BWAH! The Companion (Inara...pistols...my pistol...*cough cough*)
*Bullet in the brainpan, BWAH! (just plain wrong! I love it!)
*BWAH! The Expansion Pax (yeah, Gojiro, I am so using that one!)
*BWAH! What was that? (Your character getting eliminated, most likely *g*)
*Eta Kooram BWAH Smech! (sorry, CABRIDGES, had to pull a creative license... *g*)
*Three full mags and my Swingin' BWAH! (on the flip side, CABRIDGES, that was the funniest entry in my opinion! Email me, I feel generous and I'll send you a small reward too!)

Thanks for participating, everyone! Soon you will all be able to download it for free! Stay tuned!

BWAH!
TCM

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FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, February 11, 2006 6:24 AM

E-mail sent, TCM!
I think I will faint dead away.
Too much excitement for this bunny.

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

FIREFLYGAL

Saturday, February 11, 2006 11:12 PM

Shiny! I'm a runner-up, BWAH! The Companion

I aim to misbehave!

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